Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 558 | Consensual Though Inappropriate

Episode Date: February 10, 2021

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I mean, it doesn't have to be for breakfast. You can put that syrup on anything at any time during the day. If you didn't know that, you can. But they've now changed their name and their logo, kind of. They got rid of Antimima on the package. It looks a lot. like the package, the original package

with Aunt Jemima on it is just that she's not on it. So the 130 year old mascot of the syrup is gone. And Quaker Oats, a division of the PepsiCo that owns the brand

unveiled the new name and logo, which it said would hit shore store shelves in June. Its new name Pearl Milling Company Just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? It just rolls right off the tongue. Pearl milling company.

Now it's not bad. It's just, it looks like Antaima. It should have even just, maybe they should have just left it Antimima without the picture. I don't know. It probably was, that's never going to be good enough anyway. They're talking about it has the historical roots

because the small, Missouri Mill in 1889 produced the self-rising pancake mix, later known as Aunt Jemima. And, you know, they're just trying to tie it in with the history of the product without using Antimima that horrible racist slavery mascot. Well, now they can't even do that right. Now they're getting hit because of that, because, you know, they're saying, that what? They're doing that?

It sounds like a gravel mining company or a James Bond villain. Well, what's going to be good enough for you? Okay? What's going to be good enough? This is why, and I've said it before, you never bend the knee to the rage mob. Never.

Never. It's been said by other people. You know, some people have it on their, you know, Twitter account. I don't know, Daniel Lash. But I've said it a bunch. So it's my line. You just don't bend the knee to the rage mob because it's never going to be enough. Welcome to Chewing the Fat.

So there's a big story about a Turkish. man who has had a relationship with a swan for 37 years. Now, I would never have guessed that swans live to be 37 years old or longer, right? I mean, he's had a relationship with the swan for 37 years. It was alive when he met it, and it is still alive now. So it could be, you know, 40 years, whatever. You couldn't, I would have said, you know, swans, what, 10 years, maybe 15 years? Nope.

20 to 30 years. Obviously, this one live in large, living a lot longer. So this man in Turkey came across this swan some 37 years ago and noticed that it had a broken wing. It was in an empty field. They took the swan in. They took care of it. They protected it from predators. kept her in the car until that afternoon

and she was able to take this and he was able to take the swan home. Then the man just had the swan on the farm. And whenever he goes out, the swan follows him around, he follows him around the farm. And it's just the, he named the swan garrup,

which translates to, I guess, bizarre. And it's a beautiful thing. Now he's had this swan for 30, seven years. It's loyal to him, stays by his side. It's just like one of his children. So there you go. And really, I mean, any animal, that most animals, if they're injured, and you take care of them, they want to stay with you. You took care of them. They love you. Right?

I mean, I would have just, you know, maybe you take care of the swan as, you know, nice kind of thing to do. But do you keep it? Or do you send it back out in the wild and say, take care, Swany, have a nice day. Get out of here. Or do you just keep it on the farm and hope that bizarre follows you around for the next 37 years? Well, that's exactly what happened. But I swear to you, I would have never, you could have, I would have lost a lot of money betting on the lifespan of a swan, 20 to 30 years, and obviously this one is much longer.

So Turkey is in the news. So you've got the swan, bizarre, and you've got another monolith. Remember we were talking about the monoliths showing up around the world and then disappearing. Well, there's a new monolith that has appeared. in Turkey and it's just at the World Heritage Site and it's a structure

that's there, the structure itself has been there for a long time. They've got footage of it and now they have people guarding it. So there's the new monolith in Turkey and nobody knows where it came from or what it's doing there.

Could it be from the Space Federation? I don't know. Another thing I don't know about is why more people have not died on YouTube pranks. So Timothy Wilkes, a 20-year-old YouTuber, was shot and killed in Nashville last Friday night while trying to film a robbery prank video. Wilkes and at least one friend reportedly approached a group of people in a parking lot of urban air trampoline business while holding butcher knives

and one man in the group David Starnes Jr. shot Wilkes around 9.30, believing that he and his friends were in life-threatening danger. Uh, yeah. The police said Starns told them that he wasn't aware it was supposed to be a prank.

Well, duh. I mean, I'm surprised that this hasn't happened more often. We've seen the YouTube videos of the pranks. The pranks gone wild. And, you know, they're just at the last moment, they jump in and say, no, dude, I was just a joke. I was just joking. We aren't really trying to rob you, man.

Calm down. Wasn't quite soon enough in Nashville. And he got shot and killed. Very sad. I mean, I don't want the, I don't want the. to get shot and killed, but they're pulling a frank? I mean, a prank or a frank, whatever you want to call it. They're pulling a frank prank prank.

It's just, I know you want the real reaction. It's most important to get the real reaction from people when they think you're being, you know, they're being robbed and it's just a prank and you're filming it. So, you know, you get that real reaction, and then you get the real reaction of, no, no, no, no, dude, it's just a prank. We're just fooling. We're just fooling. And you get that real reaction, too.

And, you know, it's worth most of the time it's worth the video footage. But it's real hard to justify that video footage when bad things happen because of it. And obviously bad things happen because of this would be prank. as they're trying to get video footage of them attempting to prank rob these people in a parking lot. And it didn't work out too well for the YouTuber. And I feel bad for the guy who shot him. Because he's, I mean, he's just protecting the people, his friends, his family, he's protecting himself, thought his life was in danger. And then he shoots and kills this guy and finds out, I was just a prank, man.

What are you doing? Well, at the time, we didn't know it was a prank, did we? So, sorry, but maybe you shouldn't have been doing it. I know, I mean, it's real hard. I mean, I'm sorry that the guy got killed, but maybe you ought to rethink. And YouTube will probably have some massive takedown of prank videos because of it. I mean, that'd be nice, because they care so much about all. their YouTubers.

Ugh. All right. A new documentary is out. I have not seen it. I cannot wait to see it. It's called some kind of heaven. It is

about America's largest retirement community known as the villages America's favorite hometown in central Florida. And according to this,

the community was, you know, it talks about the villages, right? I mean, the community was designed to be manicured fantasy land for seniors age 55 plus. Grandchildren and visitors are strictly prohibited to visit no more than 30 days. It's dubbed the Disneyland for retirees because the neighborhoods are designed like a theme park. Imitate Old Town squares, complete with make-believe histories. Residents say it's like living in a bubble. the developers of the villages have a TV channel, multiple radio stations, a newspaper that only prints positive news.

I mean, that's awesome. All right, it makes me want to, you know, get a place in the villages in a few years. Critics say that the villages are like a creepy Stepford cult for baby boomers with Orwellian like rules that are dictated by an elusive family worth billions of dollars. So it's not people deciding, here we've got this place that we're building and here's all the rules. And you say, yep, you know what? I want to move to this place. No, that's because you were fooled. You were fooled to follow these rules by an elusive family worth billions of dollars.

According to the U.S. census, the villages is the fastest growing metro in the United States. The population rose 37.8% between 2010 and 2019. Holmes cost between 100,000 to a million. Villages is larger than the size of Manhattan, covers 32 square miles of property with 130,000 residents, five zip codes, 50 golf courses, 100 rec centers, 11 dog parks, 14 supermarkets, 2700 social and recreational clubs for rents,

residents that include one for singles, Beatlemaniac, synchronized swimming, softball, cheerleading, retires. The villages were designed to hide all the problems of everyday life. And the film follows the lives of four seniors that live on the fringe of the fantasy. So I know that, you know,

we've had all kinds of reports about sexual devious at the villages and plenty of transmitted sexual diseases throughout the villages and I'd be fascinated to see

the following of these people inside the villages they they really goes into depth that follows. The one guy that they followed lives in a van. He doesn't live at the villages. Well, he kind of lives at the villages. He sneaks into the villages.

He lives in his van and he's hoping to find a sugar mama who will, you know, take him in and let him live with her and support him. I know. I know. In the documentary, It talks about the heavy drinking, Viagra-fueled promiscuity. It talks about how 450 homes are sold per month. Fastest growing in the United States, as we said.

The one person that they followed here said that when I got here in the 80s, there was 800 people, and now there are 130,000. So we did something right. That's one of the elusive family members of the billionaires. And it follows one lady who said that it hasn't been the fantasy land that I thought it would be for reasons that are true to my own. What does that mean? It's just you.

All that is is just you for reasons that are true to my own. Oh, okay. I think that when you live in the villages, you're actually. acting the part every day, every night, you're part of the fantasy. Thank you, Barbara. You think so? Ugh. And they talk about all the golf carts.

It's made so that you don't ever have to leave your particular area of the villages, which is, I mean, kind of cool. They have an average of 250 new homes and 200. pre-owned homes sold per month. Wow. 33,000 acre property, 78 smaller neighborhoods that range in size from 100 to 1550 houses. The population balloon 37.8% more than any other American city.

In order to keep up with the rapid growth, the villages is always expanding with an average of the 250 homes and 200 pre-owned homes sold per month. as dozens upon dozens of restaurants, bars, nightclubs, gift shops, jewelry stores, churches, movie theaters, medical facilities, a Walmart super center, and even a fountain of youth. I mean, okay. Panera, Chili's, Olive Garden, Applebee's, TGI Fridays, Home Good, Steinmart Bell, T.J. Max. golf courses, pools. I mean, and the documentary is going to be fascinating because it is going to cover the dark underbelly.

So I talked about the guy Dennis Dean. All right, so he's a lifelong bachelor and playboy, 81 years old now. He's now at the villages. He came to the villages because he figured, hey, this would be my last hurrah. where else can you party seven days a week with live entertainment it's a great place now he can't afford a home at the villages so he lives out of his van which is and it says here illegally parked

within the gated community so he i don't know if they if he keeps moving it and they keep letting him park there and moving it if he hides it because sooner or later i mean the security has got to say dude you can't be here right but he said that he lives out of his van, and he came down here from California to meet some wealthy woman and get set up for life. All right. Good luck.

God bless. It's got its own fire department, hospital, 100 recreation centers with 89 swimming pools, 11 dog parks, one polo field, two archery ranges, 47 tennis courts, 200 pickleball courts,

along with numerous basketball courts, and who doesn't love to play pickleball? Baseball fields, bowling alleys. Wow. And they host, of course, she talks about, maybe we'll get a shot of this in the documentary. The senior games where approximately 2,000 residents compete in hundreds of athletic events.

And it's, you know, according to this, it's a 40-square-mile cruise ship. So, I mean, the documentary should be fascinating. I don't know if they're going to give us any number. of the sexual transmitted diseases or not, but it'd be fascinating to see, I mean, it's got to be a, it's got to be a serious take-care of business place, right?

I mean, it has to be, and we've heard reports that it is. This is what I was talking about with the golf carts. Okay, so a family, the Morse family, owns the five golf cart dealership, so they've got a monopoly on the golf cart dealerships in the villages. They've got to have some kind of deal

with the elusive billionaire family. So they sell more Yamaha buggies than any other dealer in the nation. So I wonder what happens. I mean, those things aren't cheap, right? You're somewhere between $10,000 and $50,000 for the golf carts. Some, you know, look like mini-hummers and hot rods and tanks. Some, you know, just look like a golf.

golf cart. Can't have that. That's just, that's a newbie. That somebody doesn't have any money. They live over there in that new, that new area. Don't even talk to them. So it's going to be fascinating, but I would be, it'd be interesting to see if you could open another golf cart dealership in the village.

It's probably not. They'd probably have you shot dead and just buried somewhere on the property because there's no way. If the Morris family has five golf cart dealerships in the villages, they are not letting someone else move in. That is their monopoly. Maybe somebody should look into that. Maybe we should do a documentary on the Morse family golf cart monopoly at the villages.

Yeah. What do you think about that, Morris family? I can't wait to see this documentary. I'm really excited. Remember we had the big footage of them during the Trump rallies, where they had the golf court rallies. And it was just, you know, it's just fun. They tried apparently to not keep it, you know, political.

But it would be fascinating. The radio station only plays music from the 1950s and the 1960s. The TV station and newspaper only prints positive news, which we talked about. According to this, they're peddling this pre-packaged fantasy land that is afforded. The Morse family, a lavish lifestyle that includes forage. Oh, there you go. I apologize.

The Morse family is the elusive billionaires that take over. So they're not letting anybody in. That's their private golf cart industry. I mean, the whole thing is their industry. So the family, those bastards, four jets, a 147-foot yacht, a sprawling private compound within the villages. No dollar is spared for convenience either. In fact, the family pays the U.S. Customs Department 120,000 a year to staff the tiny local airport at Leesburg with a customs official just to avoid the trek to Tampa or Orlando when they want to fly internationally.

Well, good for them! What are you talking about? They're worth like $3 billion. And they set up this great place that everybody wants to move to. I hate capitalism. Man, do I hate capitalism. But we're still going to... The Morris family also owns utilities, garbage collection service, banks, newspaper, TV channel, radio stations, hospital, assisted living facilities, liquor stores, as well as liquor distribution rights,

five golf cart dealerships that sell more... Yeah, yeah, yeah, we talked about that. And they are the... landlords to 9 million square feet of commercial space with tenants like Target Walmart. Yes, because they, I don't know, they own the property. But they're an elusive billionaire family. And it's just not good enough. I cannot wait to see this new documentary on the villages.

And it is up on Amazon Prime. I can rent it on Prime. Ooh, $6.99 to rent it, though. I'm not sure if I want to spend that money. And don't forget that we always had the drunk Joe Biden. I really wasn't Joe Biden, but we made jokes about it that it was Joe Biden for years. In fact, it's on YouTube as Biden 2020 drunk Uncle Joe singing the villages and dancing. And, you know, it's a classic advertisement for the villages.

The bill is hometown. as friendly as hometown. I mean classic, right? I know, classic. And it's a surprise that Joe Biden would be doing that, you know, inebriated at the villages. It was a number of years ago, though. It looks a lot younger.

And he doesn't look like himself. So I'm guessing that it might not be Joe Biden. But, I mean, that's what the video says, that it's Joe Biden. All right, let's go to the break room. I need an ice cold drink of something. I'll tell you that right now. Oh, my gosh.

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Okay. All right. I know. I know. You're welcome. So the Detroit Zoo had a horrific, a horrific, well, I want to say an accident, but I don't think it was an accident. A female polar bear at the Detroit Zoo.

was killed. And we don't know why the polar bear was killed, but we do know anana, the bear, was placed in the zoo in January of last year and had been introduced to the male bear, Nuka, in March. Now, the bears have been living together without incident for the past year.

And then they were separated for a few months. And then they were reunited last week as part of the polar bear species survival plan. And who doesn't want to be a part of the polar bear species survival plan? And then that's when tragedy stuck. I know. I know. The 16-year-old Nuka

trying to breed with anana killed her. So I don't know if a nana told him, is that all you got? I was hoping for more. I don't know. I don't know what happened, you know, polar bear bidness. All I know is that Nuka was not having any of an anana,

whatever Anana said, or maybe Anana wasn't having any a Nuka. Nuka was like, ah, then you're going to die and ended the life of an Anna. So, I mean, I don't know. We don't know what happened. The zoo, of course, is devastated.

Are they? Of course they are. They're devastated. And that was, you know, it's a tragic event. Scott Carter, the Detroit Zooological Society, was part of the crowd that was just tragically affected by this. this is not the first time that polar bears have murdered one another at the zoo. In 1988, it happened as well.

So, I mean, maybe the Detroit Zoo is doing something wrong in their polar bear species survival plan? I don't know. I don't know. I just know. I mean, it's not the first time it's happened. That's all I know. Now, Nuka, the male, has lived at the zoo since 2011, and has lived and bred with other female bears. So, I mean, maybe it was just a nana,

and she, you know, said something to him that, you know, ticked them off. Like, you know, is that it? I was hoping for more, dead. I mean, you know, you just don't know. You just don't know what could have been said between the two polar bears. But it was a tragic event,

and we lost an Anna, the polar bear, at the Detroit Zoo. I'm not sure if you've heard about Tessica Brown, you know, the gorilla glue girl, who apparently, thought it was a good idea to use gorilla glue as a hair spray. And, you know, her hair has been stuck down together on her skull now for way too long, way too long.

Well, she's, you know, obviously trying to blame gorilla glue and not herself. But she now is going to get some help from a plastic surgeon in California. who has said that he would help her free of charge, Dr. Michael Obeng. Well, that's nice. He said he could fix her hair using medical grade glue remover in a procedure that could take three days. Now, she's raised $13,000 in an online fundraiser, so she's going to fly to L.A. and, you know, get the procedure done. Now, the procedure according to this is usually just under $13,000,

but, you know, since the doc said he was going to do it for free, that means she'll have, you know, a couple extra bucks, which I think is nice, right? So it's been stuck for a month after she used extra strong super glue because she ran out of her usual product. She went to the ER. They tried to do an acetone treatment. Only made the situation worse and burned her scalp.

Duh. The super strong glue. I don't know if you know this. It's only intended to be used with products like wood, laminate, paper, and cardboard. It's not meant to be used on your hair or skull. Oh, weird. Really weird.

don't know what is the deal i mean if you put the glue on your hair to keep your hair from moving and then it glues to your skull does your skull continue to grow the hair so maybe it's going to you know push through the glue so you know sooner at some point the glue's got to be able to get off right i mean hopefully you can your hair is going to grow so you could shave it off i don't know i don't if you end up you end up just making it so you can cut the glued hair cut the glued hair off and then make sure you clean the scalp off so that new hair will grow i mean that's what you're hoping for hopefully that i mean that's what the plastic surgeon is going to do for you right the plastic surgeon hopefully is going to get the hair off that's glued,

get the glue off your scalp, and to make it so your scalp will be willing and ready to grow more hair, and then you're back to be in yourself using regular everyday product in your hair instead of super glue. I'm sorry, gorilla glue. More good news out of it. the United Kingdom. I know every day we get better, it gets better and better.

Well, they're arresting people for their tweets. And now we find out that there's a school in East Sussex that they can't have, they've got four buildings as part of their Seaford Head School in East Sussex. Two of the buildings are going to be renamed. One is after Sir Winston Churchill. and the other is J.K. Rowling. And it just doesn't represent their views. So sure, the war hero prime minister

who, you know, fought for freedom in their country, sure, I mean, you can well imagine how that doesn't represent their views. J.K. Rowling, the author, literary success. You can, I mean, no way that she represents. their views. Just no way. So there's no word on what they're going to rename them, but because of racism, inequality,

unfairly imprisoning and torturing many, Winston Churchill, got to go. J.K. Rowling, just, you know, her comments about the trans community, oh my gosh. There's just those names on the bill. buildings have got to go. Now, you've got the Churchill House,

the Mandela House, the Nightingale House, and the Rowling House. So, I don't know, the Nightingale House is still good, and the Mandela House is obviously still good. So that's great. I mean, that's great. They, they have possible new names. They have not named them yet.

Tide Mills House, Cuckmere Haven House, Fristin House, Burling House, Beacon House, Hindover House, Blatchington House, and West Massen House. Whatever they choose is going to be so much better than Winston Freakin Churchill and J.K. Rowling. I think we all agree on that. and then you come back across over the pond to the good old U.S. of A, we have now people wanting to change the $50 bill, change the $100 bill, and change the $20 bill. I don't know if this is real or not.

You know, they're talking about Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill, which I'm not opposed to. Just do it. I don't know why it's such a big deal. I do understand why it's a big deal but just do it you kidding me it's a it's Harriet Tubman just make it happen

so now they're trying to say well you know what we need is to have some of you know more modern people on our money like let's give Oprah the $50 bill let's give Kamala Harris

the $100 bill and maybe we give Serena Williams or Taylor Swift instead of, you know, Harriet Tubman, we put them on the 10 or the 20 as well. So wouldn't that be great? Wouldn't that be great? Yes. That would be wonderful.

Wouldn't it? Yes. It would be awesome to have them on our money because it would make us so much better. to have these people on our money, wouldn't it? Yes. Yes, it would. Good news for those of you that were struggling with whether to wear one mask or two masks or three masks.

The CDC has updated its face mask guidelines, and it now advises double masking. So, wear one disposable mask. underneath a cloth mask. The second mask should push the edges of the inner mask against your face. So in case you were wondering, that's the new guidelines from the CDC. So double mask at all times whenever you're out. I see where the Weather Channel has posted an event.

Look, we're in the polar vortex now. I guess that's what they're calling it. I mean, we're having a big cold attack across the country and it's going to be, you know, freezing possible snow here in North Texas and maybe even, you know, closer to southern Texas. And they're looking for, you know, really cold weather. And many of you, wherever you live, are facing, you know,

cold weather all the time, because it is that time of the year in the United States called wind. Winter, but there are many places that it shouldn't get that cold, and yet it is. But the Weather Channel posted their little factoid about, according to the CDC, 17,000 Americans die each year after slipping on ice or snow. Exercise extreme caution. Well, that's great, Weather Channel. I noticed you didn't put anything about wearing a mask.

and the new guidelines. So you're just, you know, tying it into the weather, whatever. It's just absolutely ridiculous. And, you know, you're concerned about wearing a mask. And yet we have a new mystery illness in that wearing the mask, you know, is going to protect you from the COVID-19 coronavirus, maybe, or the flu, maybe, or a cold, maybe. So good news about the mystery illness in Tanzania.

It's reportedly only killed 15 people. It sure leaves victims vomiting blood. So we know that 50 others hospitalized from the mystery illness. And, you know, we're just going to vomit blood. And the patients, some of them, mostly male, died within hours after developing the symptoms, sure. The local chief medical officer said, ooh, a team of experts have been dispatched to assess the patients and investigate the cause of their illness. The problem has not been widespread. It has happened to just a single little ward where people vomit blood and die when they get to the hospital late. So don't even worry about it. Okay. It hasn't even been identified yet. So it's not even an outbreak. All right? Now, the health ministry has said, oh, yeah, no, that's a, that's not an outbreak.

What are you talking about? No, no, no, no, no, no. So initial examinations revealed the patients, again, mostly men, suffered from stomach ulcers, ulcers, liver disease, and we've advised them to avoid drinking illicit brew, smoking cigarettes, and other hard drinks. Oh, okay. So the authorities are testing the water samples, and they're testing the blood for traces of mercury contamination,

but they really don't have any idea where this is going or what is going on. Now, the first guy that commented, And he's been asked to step down. We don't need you speaking to people anymore. Okay? Yeah, I know. You're giving out too much information.

And, yeah, we're just going to suspend you. And you need to just go away for a while, okay? So according to this, everything's fine. We know in Tanzania that COVID-19 has been stopped by the Power of prayer claimed President John Magofoli. So good, right? It's been, that's great with the power of prayer that COVID-19 has been stopped and abstracts.

Now, this particular mystery illness illness has really hurt more people than what they're talking. telling us. Right now they're saying that it's remained only a little over 500 people for a few weeks. So don't even worry about it. Now, there are

people out there, you know, like the first person, the first guy that was given us reports that was suspended. He believes that the numbers could be in the tens of thousands. Ah! Don't worry about it.

Drink herbal remedies. and don't smoke cigarettes. Got it? Okay, I don't want you to smoke any cigarettes. Well, you're going to test the water. That's fine. I don't want you to drink any hard drinks. And I don't want you.

Well, you can drink it. Just avoid drinking illicit brew. And you should be fine. Don't worry about it. Okay. Okay, good. That's fine. Have you ever?

wondered what would happen if your kid, I don't know, swallowed, you know, kids swallow stuff all the time. They just picked up off the floor of Legos or batteries or whatever and they, you know, swallow them and you hope that it gradually works its way out of the body. Well, a 12-year-old boy swallowed 54 magnets, 12-year-old boy from, oh my gosh, Great Britain, another great Britain story. He went under the knife for a six-hour surgery.

Now, he swallowed the 54 magnets as an experiment according to his mom. Well, I mean, he's a 12-year-old kid. Maybe mom says, how about, no, don't do that.

So he ate the small magnetic balls to see if metal objects would stick to his stomach and see how they looked when he pooped them out. That's what mom says. Now, I don't know if mom was involved prior to the event where mom could have said, again, and I'm just quoting myself now,

but if I was his mom, I would have said, no. So when they failed to emerge, four days later, she rushed him to the hospital. and got the ill surgery, go ahead. Doctors told her that they removed 54 magnets, twice the number that they had expected,

as far as pre-surgery x-rays showed. He spent all this time vomiting. His bowels were leaking. Oh, man. He had a catheter involved. That does not sound... That'll teach you. That'll teach you.

Almost sounds like you're in Tanzania. With the new... With the new disease that nobody is admitting actually is there. It's fine. Shut up. Don't worry about it. So there's younger children in the family, and they have removed all the magnets from the house.

Really, why do you need to remove the magnets from the house? You just... I'm figuring now the other kids are smart enough to know, hey, you saw what happened. to our brother, right? We're not going to swallow those batteries anymore. Okay?

Okay, then. That's good. You can go play with your Magnus now. Don't worry about it. Yeah, that's fine. And one last story. Eli Lilly, CFO, which is a big gig. That's a really good gig, too.

The CFO has resigned after inappropriate communications with employees. Wait, what? So they announced Josh Smiley, as the chief financial officer and senior vice president, has resigned after an investigation revealed inappropriate personal communications with employees.

Now, they did an independent investigation because they were made aware of allegations of an inappropriate personal relationship. between Smiley and an employee. The investigation reveals consensual, though inappropriate, personal communication. Well, if it was consensual, then that means that somebody else was pissed,

that he wasn't paying them any attention and reported him for this, hey, there's an inappropriate personal relationship going on. He just, all he does is say something to her or him. And that can't be. He's got to resign. He can't have any relationships with employees,

you know, the people he works with. He's that one of the head guys. Everybody is below him. Unless he's, you know, taking care of a little bitness with the board members. Most of the other people that he deals with are underlings. So, of course, it may be an inappropriate. appropriate personal relationship.

I'm sure they have their, you know, company policies. I get it. But it was consensual, though inappropriate. So you can't have that anymore. Not anymore. Not in today's world. Sure, it was consensual, though inappropriate. Don't you even come back to me talking about that consensual stuff?

Because that doesn't matter in today's world, okay? It's inappropriate. and it's inappropriate personal communications with more than one employee, and we cannot have that. So that's exactly what it was. He used poor judgment. He had inappropriate personal communications with more than one employee. So one of the employees that he tried to break it off with said,

I know, you're not going to break it off with me for her or him. And that can't be. So I'm reporting you. This is inappropriate personal relationships. And cost the man his job. Wow. That's, uh, that's tough. Because it was consensual.

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