Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 563 | No Really, It’s for “Work-Life Balance”

Episode Date: February 22, 2021

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Wow, we have got so much fat today. It is incredible. Thank you for coming along for the ride today. Busy, busy day here on chewing the fat. First, let me say as we come off the big weekend, for those of you listening live on the 22nd of February, 2021, Russia has reported the first human cases of the H5 and 8.4. bird flu.

Ah, don't worry about it. It's just a new bird flu. Now, they say there's no evidence of human to human transmission. Wait, what? Now, seven employees at a poultry farm in southern Russia, where outbreaks of H5N8 were reported in the bird population back in December. Well, now they're, you know, bird to human transmissions are happening. Just not human to human transmissions yet.

The human cases are very mild. So remember last week we told you about the Ebola going on in a, you know, just a couple of countries on the African continent breaking out again. And now we have the H5N8 bird flu in Russia breaking out. And of course, we can believe them when they say, there's no human to human transmission. It was just from the birds to the human. That's all.

Don't worry about it. Sure, it's a different strain than the, you know, the H5N1 bird flu. Back, I don't know, what was that? A decade or so ago, so long ago I can't even remember. But this is just new. Again, don't worry about it. Okay, quit your whining and move on with your life. Um, okay, thank you.

Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. Okay, remember, I don't know, not long ago, we had, the airplane lose its wheel over a neighborhood and we were joking around about how lucky the houses were

that this airplane wheel just landed in between them and you remember the guy was at home or the female I don't remember who it was in the house said, I heard something, I don't know what it was yeah it's just a tire falling from the sky that didn't hit your house

it just landed in between them well this past weekend we had a united Airlines engine explode over the skies of Denver as it was taking off heading toward Honolulu and you know and so uh just an engine exploded that's all don't worry about it now there's two huge stories or maybe even three or more uh in this story alone so the one lady that was on the flight talked about how she was looking out the window and And she felt some shaking or saw the engine start shaking a little bit. And then explosion.

And she didn't freak out. She was like, oh, huh, that's, that's interesting. That probably shouldn't be happening. As you talked about, nobody freaked out. They didn't start hollering and screaming. And other people were just finishing, you know, they were still reading their books and getting their stuff out ready for a long flight to Honolulu. And, you know, the pilot, I mean, this guy is a hero.

I mean, all pilots are. We joke around about airlines all the time. Thank you for flying fisher air. We would like to thank you. Don't worry about the engine burning and exploding off the right-hand side. Look to your left. That one's working fine. You know, I have told the, I have told air traffic control that we're in a bit of a pickle here.

I've called it May Day, May Day. And we're going to turn this thing around. And I'm going to try to put this thing back on the ground and get everybody home safe. And he did. Just amazing. So then parts of this engine, as it exploded, is dropping on these neighborhoods below outside of Denver. Some stuff is falling in. Parks, big engine pieces.

And you realize how big these planes are. because there was one part, the ring that encompasses the outer part of the engine, you know, blew off and didn't blow into pieces. It's this giant ring. If it lands on your house, you're doomed. There's no question. You're doomed. But it misses and lands in the front yard.

It just misses this house. The pictures of it are incredible. And you think, holy cow. I mean, that's worse than a private little. plane tire falling off. I mean, it would be worse on these big jets. You know, their tires falling off. This one was a 7-77.

But I wonder, a couple things. I wonder if any of these planes just sitting around the past year has anything to do with it. I just wonder. I don't know. I have no idea. It'll be investigated, of course. And we'll find out exactly. We're going to find out exactly what happened on this.

but the pilot or pilots and the airline, you know, personnel, almost said stewardesses. Kent's call them that, you evil. They are, we're amazing, right? I mean, it's just incredible. And this guy turns it around and does one. Now we're going to find out bad stuff. Remember the movie, what was it, Flight with Denzel? as he saves all these people,

but he was drunk. Yeah, he's high, he's drunk, don't worry about it. We're going to find that out about the captain. Sure, he saved 241 souls. So what? He smoked marijuana two days ago in Colorado. You watch.

It's going to happen in the investigation. So instead of being this hero, it's going to be, oh, my God, he was high. And that's why the engine exploded. now there's no news of that it's just me hypothesizing

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You started sending things to Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, to Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, to Parlor, which is back up. I saw some on Parlor, Jeff Fisher Radio. I saw some email me, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. One even emailed me at another email address saying, dude. commenting who among us? It's an amazing story about, and thank you all for sending it to me. I really appreciate it.

And I know you send me other stories as well. And I really appreciate it. And I look at them all, or at least I certainly try to. We want to talk about Carl Hart, the Columbia University professor. Now, he's a professor at Columbia, psychology and neuroscience.

He chairs the science. the psych department. Okay, so he's, that's a pretty big guy at Columbia. I mean, he strolls around the campus like he's the man, right? He's Carl Hart.

That's Mr. Hart. He's my psychology, he's my psychology professor. He's my deeroscience professor. Yeah, he chairs the psych department. Yeah, he's a pretty big guy. Well, he's 54 years old.

He's a married father of three. you know, working hard at Columbia. I mean, he's working so hard that he talks in his latest book, drug use for grownups chasing liberty in the land of fear. Yeah. He has a fondness for heroin.

That's it, though. Just a little heroin. Well, that's not all the drugs that he has fondness for. He claims, look, the discomfort is a worthwhile trade-off. Right, right. Who among us hasn't had a few withdrawals from drugs?

But there aren't many things in life that I enjoy more. This is Professor Hart speaking. There aren't many things in life. Well, he's not speaking. I digress. This is words I'm reading that are quoted to the professor. There aren't many things in life. that I enjoy more than a few lines by the fireplace at the end of the day.

Right? That leaves him refreshed and prepared to face another day. Oh, man. There's nothing like a little heroin at the end of the day. Just to, you know, relax a little. Sure. You know, the three kids are running around upstairs. Don't worry about it.

the wife will take care of him because I'm over here, you know, snorting some heroin. Don't worry about it. And he talks about how he's, look, I've snored. I've done heroin like 10 days in a row and enjoyed it. Now, the withdrawals are, you know,

mild, really, comparatively speaking, I guess, you know, after the last dose. But who wants to have a last dose? I mean, isn't that the problem, professor? the stopping of the last dose I mean maybe all of us aren't as strong-willed as you professor he studies the effects of

psychoactive drugs in humans he finds his use of the narcotic to be as rational as his alcoholic you know he's just and he's not an alcoholic I apologize professor you just drink alcohol right

I know. Now, he claims like vacation, sex, and the arts, heroin is one of the tools that he uses to maintain his work-life balance. Right. I know. I know. I know. Now, sure, it's not just heroin. You know, he likes to take ecstasy.

He likes to take a little meth. every now and then. Look, he's said that, you know, when I take a little ecstasy, I have intense feelings of pleasure, gratitude, and energy. Yeah, I just want to breathe and deeply enjoy it. The act of breathing can be extremely pleasurable. You know, he's even found pleasure and, you know, snorting a little bath salts. Oh, man.

It's unequivocally, to quote the good professor, it's unequivocally wonderful. I mean, we are believing this guy. He's just a druggie who's a professor at a university. I'm not, okay, fine. He wants to do the drugs, fine. Let the guy do the drugs. But this is who is teaching your children.

Just another drug addict. And sure, he's not addicted. He's not addicted at all. He just does it to have some work-life balance. That's all? That's all it is. Look, you know what? Sometimes when there's, you know, I don't know, something I have to do.

Something that I have to go out and be around other people, which I just don't like it, you know. I would rather just, you know, do a little heroin, do a little meth, do a little ecstasy, you know, maybe have a drink or two. So whenever I, you know, have an awful required social event, man, I hate those. I hate those required social events. You know, be the chair of the psych department at all. I have to go to these things Man do I hate him so much Well

Such as let's say an academic reception Where I had to You know meet people Do that I like to take the drug ahead of that I like to get high Before I go to these events You know

He's just a druggie I mean it's okay I get it Believe me I understand But he's just a druggie And we're making him seem like he's this great guy.

Of course people need to do it responsibly. Right. And I think that, you know, recreational drugs are fine. Well, you know, okay, that's fine too. Really, if you want to do drugs and drink, no problem. But to put this on a high pedestal, Mr. Mr. Professor from Kornbushchev.

Columbia. Mr. Carl Hart, I'm sorry, Professor Carl Hyde, you know, professor of psychology and neuroscience and the chair of the psych department at Columbia. He's just a druggie. And we're putting, you people who are sending your kids to Columbia, which by the way are supposed to be the muckety mucks of the muckety mucks, right? This is who is teaching them. This is who you teach them. That's what you want. The 54-year-old. married father of three just walking around stoned all day because you know these required social events man i hate them i hate them so what better way to have a little intense feeling of pleasure gratitude and energy than to do a little ecstasy or snort a little cocaine or maybe smoke a little

meth you know just to get through the event oh man I tell you, we live in incredible times. We really do. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something ice cold to drink, you know, after we do a little bit of heroin, just for that work-life balance. Oh, I need something cold to drink, seriously. Oh, my gosh.

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right right so go to expressvpn.com slash jeffy so those of you that were along for the ride last week we talked a little bit about how Kanye was struggling and they weren't he and Kim were obviously estranged and times were tough but it was still hanging in there okay Kim walked the papers, filed for divorce, and it's over. Or at least, you know, she claims it is. She claimed that, you know, hey, you know, Kanye can see the kids whenever he wants, but they're going to live with me.

And I guess we're going to find out all kinds of news on the final season, right, of the Kardashians, being the Kardashians or following their Kardashians or Up Kim's butt, Kardashian show, whatever the show is. But of course, it's a good way

to promo the final season of the show, right? Right. It couldn't have been planned for that. Right? No, this is all for real. Okay?

It's all for real. So stop your whining and feel sorry for Kim and Kanye does. No matter who you are, a divorce sucks. You can quote me on that.

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And I joked around about, oh no, no, Rose, please say it isn't so. Ah, what the heck, stay there. But I kind of, it's not an apology. Although, you know, I'll, we can. say it's an apology. I want to say, Rose, I'm sorry. All right, I'll throw it out there for you. I'm sorry. She talks about how she moved to Mexico

and how she never will return to live in the USA. Now, again, when I tweeted that, oh, no, Rose, dry your eyes and no, what the heck stay there. I hadn't read the story yet. And so then I read the story after I tweeted

I probably would have tweeted the same thing. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is, after I read the story, I realized that, you know, good for Rose. She did what others have said they would do and didn't do. Okay? So she just got a permanent residency card in Mexico, and she said, I'm so grateful to have it.

This is really a healing land, and it's truly magical. Okay. And she said, no, never. she would never come back to the U.S. Now, she said that last year that she was moving because this was in 2020, all right, she said, I knew it was going to get really bad in America, and I had a moment to figure out where I wanted to be. My lease was up in New York,

so I came here to Mexico where I'm living for a third of the price. Now, I guess you have to bow down. to the Mexico gods to have permanent residency there? I mean, it took her a while to get there, right? But she did what others say they're going to do and never do.

And plus, did she know that things were going to get really bad in America? Was that have something to do with this administration? Or did she think that I'd be interested to know what she thought was going to be really, really bad

in America? whether it was thinking that Trump was going to get reelected, which wouldn't surprise me, or if it was Joe Biden and this administration and things were going to get really, really bad, because she's probably right. But she did what others say they're going to do and never do. So bless your heart, Rose McGowan.

Plus, I know you're a pain in the ass to our girl, Alyssa Milano. So that's one. redeeming feature. No question about that. So anyway, I just wanted to, you know, throw a little, doesn't mean anything. But Rose, I know you listen to chewing the fat down in Mexico. And, you know, I didn't want to, I wanted to, you know, give you an apology over my tweet. Because you actually did what others say they're going to do and don't do.

And bless your heart. Bless your heart. Enjoy Mexico. I hope you're happy. And, you know. We'll just move on from there, okay? Okay. Yeah, we'll move on.

The country, or really North America, was presumably broken up into 13, I think, different districts. And then we had the man in the high castle show that had the country broken up into three or four different sections. right it was because it was supposed to take place post world war two and the nazis had won so you had the greater nazi rike and the japanese pacific states and the neutral zones and then uh remember in uh handmaid's tale you had uh the republic of jilliad i really don't know that that was actually uh the country was supposed to be broken up into sections but i think that the republic of jilli

showed, you know, different parts of the country. I guess, you know, same kind of thing, right? Same kind of thing. Well, now there's a new poll that nearly a third of Americans, a third of Americans want to break up the United States into like-minded countries. Huh. I mean, it would be just like the movies? Huh.

Okay. So between January 28th and February 8th, 2,700 poll participants were pulled. All right, the survey found that 29%, 10% strongly, 19% somewhat, were in favor of the dissolution of the United States into like-minded regions. Now, there were noticeable differences, based on political party lines and geography. 37% of independence were inclined for a country to go its separate ways.

35% of Republicans wanted to succeed. 21% of Democrats who wanted their own country of like-minded individuals. Huh. So a bright line proposed to divide the U.S. into five regional unions based on geography and political affiliation. Huh. weird how that would happen. Now, I will say that it was interesting to read the five different sections of the U.S.

You have the Pacific, which would be California, Washington, Oregon, Hawaii, and Alaska. You had the mountain, which would be Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, Nevada, Arizona, and New Mexico. You had the South, which I'm a fan of, Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Kentucky, and Tennessee. That's a huge, huge swath of the country. And big business. Anyway, Heartland would be Michigan, Ohio, West Virginia, Illinois, Indiana, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Missouri, North Dakota, South Dakota, Kansas, and Nebraska. Northeast, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, and the District of Columbia.

What I find interesting about those five sections is that two of them, really, and maybe you throw in the mountain with Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, so you've got mountain south and the heartland. But those three blocks really are the running of the country. I mean, the heart of the country. But the Pacific and the Northeast believe that they are. I mean, they definitely are.

I'm a, we're flyover country. I know. So, respondents were asked how likely they would be to support joining these hypothetical regional unions. 33% of the South and the Pacific said they would. 50% of Republicans in the Red South region who were ready to create their own nation. And there were 41% of Democrats in the Blue Pacific Union who wanted to separate from the rest of the country. it does bring up some interesting questions, right? If you were to actually think about this,

and we've got a funny thing called the Constitution. Oh, oh, that's, I almost hate to say that word because it'd probably get blocked out or something. If you heard a beep or, you know, you hear, that's because I said Constitution. And they, well, let me say that word because it no longer exists. Anyway, it finds that I would like to know who gets what,

who decides who gets what, how do you move from each section, who gets to be in charge of each section? Do we have one overlord, you know, like the, I don't know, North American Union? Huh, where have I heard that before? Or do you have just, we still have, we still will need all seeing, all knowing, overreaching, overriding government to oversee the five different, you know, sections, I'm sorry, regions of the United States. And, you know, who builds what wall, who gets to say, who goes where, there's a lot of miles of territory that are between each one of those regions, man.

It would be very, very, it would be interesting to see. And that's a, you know, it's, it's all hypothetical because it's, you know that it's not going to happen whether they really wanted or not. But it does, I mean, the divide is even more than ever right now, that's for sure. But it's interesting to think about who gets what. And where do you go? Could be, uh, could be, uh, could be in for. for interesting times. Maybe Rose McGowan was right.

I don't want to live in Mexico. I don't know that I want to live anywhere, but the United States of America, although I will say Israel is reopening the economy as nearly half of the country is vaccinated against the evil COVID-19. Now, okay, so nearly half of their country is vaccinated, and they're making a big deal out of opening the economy,

me back up, right? So shops and museums, libraries, markets are now all allowed to open to Israelis following a two-month lockdown that began, you know, in December. But, but, it's a big butt. I know. Kim Kardashian and Israeli's big butt in the same show. Only those that have been vaccinated we'll be able to go to gym's, pools, movie theaters, and restaurants. Huh. So if I haven't been vaccinated, I get to go to the shop and the museum and the library

and maybe the market, but I can't go to the gym or pools or movie theaters or restaurants. Weird. Now, how do they know? How are they going to know? if you've been vaccinated or not. Well, that's a good question.

It's funny you should ask. They're going to have a green pass. I know. I know. You would think that Israelis may think twice about having some kind of color-coded passes, but I digress.

The green pass certifies they've received both doses of the vaccine at least a week prior to them going to the gym, the pool, the movie theater, the restaurant. Now, I will say, we're getting news now that maybe you only need one of the shots

instead of the two. Just a thought. I don't know. I know the numbers are starting to turn around. So we'll see. We're also being told that it doesn't need to be stored in such overly cold temperatures.

Oh, okay. We're also being told that hospitals and administrators are learning that in the the dose vials of COVID-19, where it comes in five, they have a way of getting six out of the bottle. Huh.

So increasing the numbers of people that can get it, I wonder if it means they get more money because they're using a sixth. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Silly. There's not enough of the kind of syringes they need anyway, but the government will help them out with it. That's a whole other story. Just incredible.

So that's what's happening in Israel. All right. They're opening back up with a green pass. Made me wonder if it was possible that, you know, nobody's going to have a counterfeit green pass. Right? Right. Those are going to be impossible to get.

You're not going to be able to have a counterfeit green pass. You know what we should do. And this is just me, you know, trying to think out of the box. Maybe we, you know, if you've been vaccinated, you get a tattoo. What do you think? That way you can't, you know, have a counterfeit tattoo. Or could you? Huh.

I think maybe you could. But anyway, I see where Ireland is now, they're saying they're not even considering opening up before midsummer. They're still in a lot of lockdown. Ireland, that's tough. Yep. Yeah, the numbers are getting big. and we're not even going to consider reopening any of it until maybe midsummer.

Maybe. Wow. I mean, you talk about a country that's on the edge of serious hurt, man. Bars, restaurants, cafes, hotels, all closed within the last year. Wow. Now, the numbers seem to be kind of big and they're the new strain. than showing up, but I don't know. Does it remain locked down like that?

Sooner later, the people have had enough, right? Sooner later, the government's only going to be able to lock us down. And I say us, lock them. Not me. I'm all for whatever government tells me to do. But at some point, at some point, these countries are going to be gone against the rule, the new mandates, right?

It's going to be, you can't lock us down. You can't, you can't lock down who won't be locked down. You just can't. Now, there's other ways to get around that, and we could talk about that as well, as many of them have done over the years with socialism and communism and dictators. Oh, so, it's just silly, though.

Nobody's going to do that. Wow. Nobody's going to do that. Wow, are you silly? You're just dumb. So, another thing that's happening in the United Kingdom that, you know, they're saying that things are turning around and they're getting people vaccinated.

But now we find out that this has got to be Donald Trump's fault. Somehow, some way. I don't know if he's mentioned in this story or not. I briefly went through the story and I didn't see his name, but he's got to be mentioned in this story. Oh, of course he is. He's talked about he is mentioned. of course

Of course he is So false COVID-19 information And probably on this On evil Facebook or Twitter Some social media site Had a mom Convinced to have her four kids To drink urine for four days

Wait What? Yeah Yeah you know That's all though She was just trying to protect herself And her family from the coronavirus, and she was duped by false information that led her to drink her own urine. Where did this false information come from?

For four days, the British women and her four children gulped down their own urine, believing it would protect them from COVID-19. Of course, in this story, we find out that urine is a waste product of the body. Its consumption is generally frowned upon in westernized medicine. Really? You think? Urine contains high concentrations of toxins and salt that the body has already rid itself of. Once outside the body, urine quickly attracts more bacteria. Consuming it can cause a person harm. Really?

So this woman told officials that she was convinced to drink her pee by a trusted friend or relative. Which was it? Was it a trusted friend or a relative? We don't even know that? Maybe she's just a little Okay So she said Uh

This trusted friend Or relative Who served as Her primary source Of pandemic related news So anytime you Trust a trusted friend or relative

And there your primary source of pandemic related news Could be an issue The mother said, look, I put my faith in natural cures. Even, you know, so the medical community hasn't yet recognized anything as a cure for COVID-19. Why are we, what are this being said in this story? Of course it isn't.

This is all just to get past the blocking sensors of the social media accounts. Of course. To date, vaccines are the only thing clinically proven to prevent COVID-19 illness. But the mom said it had to debugged conspiracy theory involving Bill and Millinda Gates. when voicing her distrust of vaccines. Okay, so she's an anti-vaxxer. And now she's a, you know, a pro-drink-peer woman. One of the most notable false cures made headlines last spring

when President Donald Trump mused aloud about ingesting bleach to combat the virus. This prompted a fierce backlash from health officials. Because nobody believed it. It was just him saying it. It was saying that you were both saying that. I mean, maybe we'll just inject it in. It didn't mean it. Anyway, I can't.

I can't. It's going to drive me insane. So this crazy lady who believes that because of, it because of information from her trusted friend or relative, told her that, you know, hey, you know what's going to cure? You and your kids won't get coronavirus if you drink your own pee. And she believed it. So now we have to be on the lookout and know that that's false information,

misinformation for us. So just know, okay, that drink, when you hear from a trusted friend or relative, that drinking your own urine will keep you from getting the coronavirus, Right now, as far as we know right now, that's not true. What we do know is true is that according to one survey, seven in ten pet owners say they wouldn't have survived 2020 without their animal companion. We do know that to be true. Now, whether you believe it, I don't know.

Do I believe that if those seven and ten pet didn't have their pet, they wouldn't have survived? Not really. But since you love your animal and they're with you, I get it. I understand. Okay. I love them. I love Little Fluffy more than anything in the world.

But if I didn't have Little Fluffy, would I still be alive and surviving? Yes, I would. And so would you. Uh-huh. You would. Yes, you would. Even if Fluffy was blue. They found these new dogs in Russia that are blue.

I like them. I think they're cool. I want one. Not really. I mean, they can stay in the backyard. I don't want to bring them in the house. So apparently these dogs have been roaming around an abandoned chemical factory outside of Russia. A couple hundred miles.

I love how everything's outside of Moscow. It's just outside of Moscow. 230 miles. Yeah, it's just over there. It was just around the corner. Just outside. of Moscow 230 miles

so there was a an abandoned chemical factory and these pack of wild dogs apparently living in the area are now

blue and I'm sure it doesn't have anything to do with the chemical plant no way the dogs are fine too

sure the factory produced plexiglass with a hydrosanic acid and it hasn't meant open for five or six years, but animal experts, I wonder if it's copper sulfrate.

It's stored at the site and caused the dogs to turn various. It could be. You never know. You know, what could happen is something similar happened when stray dogs got on natural dyes because they found some old chemicals

and rolled in it. Yeah, it was probably copper sulfate. So don't worry about it. The dogs are, fine. The Russian animal experts have said, there's no adverse side effects. Just quit your whining there. Fine. We checked them out. Get out of here. So they're blue.

And, you know, we don't know. It could be a new breed, especially from Russia, right? The new blue dog breed. I mean, maybe it is. You know what? Maybe it is. Maybe they were lapping up whatever chemical is around the plant and they turned blue. And now that are the new breed of blue dog. Now the world wants blue dogs.

So we don't know how they got blue. But as long as they're breeding and they breed blue, that's what we want. We want blue dogs. Okay. Now, okay, these animals are fine. There's no internal bleeding. sure it could cause some skin burning, some itching. Sure, it could be another problem with some kind of sickness.

But they're fine. We looked into them, okay? We checked out their poop. We checked out their skin. We checked out their innards and they're fine. So leave us alone. Okay? They're just blue dogs.

Get over it. Now I wonder if they start becoming a thing, could we just dye our dogs blue and try to sell them off as blue dogs? Yeah, this is a Russian blue dog and get top dollar for it. I'm not trying to, you know, it's just me thinking out of the box, trying to, you know, make a little money. Maybe you sell this special Russian blue dog. I had them flown in for you. And yeah, this is from the chemical plant. and I had him blown it just for you.

He doesn't look like he's barking in Russian. Ah, that's fine. Do dogs bark in Russian? That's a question I need answered today. So that if I happen to die a dog blue, then I need to make sure that the dog barks in Russian for the sale. Right? Right.

Man, I don't work. to be done yet.