Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 567 | Things Will Get Better

Episode Date: February 26, 2021

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Yes, I've been singing Lady Gaga all morning long. Why? Because she had a couple of dogs stolen, and that was the story. But really, the story is the dog Walker was shot four times in the chest. So two of her dogs, Kojai and Gustavo or K-O-J-I and G-U-S-T-A-V-O were stolen. The third bulldog, Miss Asia, managed to escape and was later recovered by police. It's incredible to me that everyone was talking about the dogs. That's all they seemed to care about was the dogs.

And she's given or said she was going to give a $500,000 a $500,000. a reward of four the dogs returned, no questions asked. What about the dog walker, Ryan Fisher, who was out walking the dogs and got

shot four times in the chest? Are you kidding me? And we care more about the dogs? So maybe that's, you know, maybe that's just the way it's portrayed and that's not true. Because where they

They talked to Gaga's father, and he said that, you know, they're upset right now. Our whole family is upset. We're praying the two dogs are not harmed. Wait. You're not praying for the dog walker? Well, the dog walker is a friend of the family. Since shooting someone in order to steal dogs is wrong. But let's catch these creeps.

But really, we're praying for the dogs and we're going to give a, you know, reward for information about the dogs. And then, you know, share their two French bulldogs, which is so much, so much better than a human. But anyway, it was just incredible to me that the coverage was so much about ladies. Gaga's dogs and especially the one that got away and police can see you know you can see the police and videos taking care of the dog but uh they're treating the case as an assault with a deadly weapon and noting the weapon used was a semi-automatic handgun and they have the vehicle that was uh that was observed in the area and so we'll see i mean the victim uh ryan fisher is in the hospital and recovering and, you know,

that's quite a, that's a heck of a recovery. From four gunshot wounds to the chest? Uh, yeah, yeah. I would say I would give $500,000 a reward for the, uh, information leading to the arrest of this man. But no. No. It's for information for the return.

of my dogs. Okay? That's what's most important to me. Got it? Good. Welcome to chewing the fat. All right. We've got a...

We, and we, me, you. There's so much to get to today on chewing the fat. We're going to try to, you know, I'll get you as much as I can. It's Fat Pile Friday. There's a ton of fat to get to. Wasn't that the usual case, Jeff? Yeah, but today is different because it's Fat Pile Friday, so a ton of more fat to get to. But first, let me say, happy birthday to my son Maximus.

He is my youngest son. He turns 19 years of age this weekend, 19 years old. Incredible that this kid is 19. And he's just a really good kid, and he's got a great heart. and he's not a kid Jeff he's 19 okay and you hear him on the podcast talking walking dead with myself and jason butchrell which is coming back next week by the way because uh walking dead is back starting sunday night and it's been back all week if you had amc plus the app but um so they'll be talking walking dead on monday as well as a chewing the fat

So just want to, you know, set you up for that. But anyway, happy birthday to my son. I love you. And you've been a joy. I think that sounded pretty good? Okay. Okay. Did you see the South Dakota Attorney General

is charged with three misdemeanors? And he's charged with three misdemeanors because in September, he's driving home from a GOP fundraiser. which was at a bar, obviously in South Dakota. And he hits something driving home. He calls 911 and says, hey, I think I just hit a deer or a big animal.

And the 911, you know, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. And so he stops and he looks around to try to, you know, see what he hit. a sheriff shows up, a sheriff deputy, or I'm sorry, they call it law enforcement, shows up, and they're unable to locate the object he'd hit. So he goes home. And then the next day they come back because he's saying, I'm going to go back and see you if I can figure out what I shot in the light of day.

Yeah, it's that body over there in the ditch, that guy. That's the guy you hit and killed. That's him. Oh, wow. Okay. Man, that sucks off. Now, okay, so the guy, now, during the investigation, they do some interviews with them, and they, you know, they look at the car and they test him,

and they, you know, they gave him a blood alcohol test, which was, you know, hours. after the crash. They say 15 hours later, so at least 15 hours later, they give him a blood alcohol test, which was, you know, nothing. So if he was under the influence,

they certainly, you know, was over with by that time. So as they investigated, they found a pair of glasses in the front seat of his car. Because the windshield was broken, the car was smashed up. And, uh,

they asked him if he wore glasses and he's like no and then he shows that he was wearing sunglasses and yeah I wear sunglasses but the glasses the glasses the glasses belong to the guy he hit so the guy had to have you know at least flown up and smashed maybe not you know maybe not all the way through the windshield but he had to have hit it enough to where you know head first face first so that the glasses break off and fall into the car and then he's in the ditch, right? If you believe that that's how it happened. And he comments in the one interview, I wondered about that. Yeah, you don't think it was a deer that you hit that had the glasses break off, or was that just a, you know, a coincidence?

Ah, I don't worry about it. It's just a body. So apparently the guy that he hit had his car run into the ditch the day before and he was walking back to try to get his car out or, you know, who knows? And he got hit by the Attorney General

Mr. Ravensborg. Now, he gets charged with three misdemeanors now. Okay. I mean, if that's what you get, that's what you get, no problem. I know. It seems kind of weird, but what else can you do?

You know? He, everything seems to have followed protocol of what happens. I mean, he's walking on a dark road. His car was in the ditch. It looks like the Attorney General Ravidsburg was driving, according to them, 67 miles an hour, which was two miles over the speed limit. I don't know that that's even, you can even actually prove that. But, oh, of course you can, Jeff.

cell phones and automobiles and the impact on the body. You most definitely can tell exactly, you know, how fast he was going. Okay, thank you. It's all about math and rate of speed. You can be able to figure that one out. No problem. Oh, okay. All right, you got it.

Thank you. Now, the three charges against him, operating the vehicle while using a mobile electronic device, illegal lane change, and careless driving. each carries a maximum penalty of 30 days in jail and $500 fine. So he could get 90 days in jail, $1,500 fine total for this accident, which, you know, he's obviously not going to spend time in jail for this. They'll pay the fine and it'll be have a nice day, get out of here.

You need to pay attention more carefully while you're driving, Mr. Attorney General. Okay. No problem. Now, that's if you believe that. How does he not know that the body smashed in the windshield, blew off the glasses, and then they couldn't find the body the night before, the night of the accident? He and a law enforcement person couldn't find the body.

Now, either that law enforcement person is in on it, which, you know, I guess is possible. Or he moved the body. so that they couldn't find it that night. Right? So then he goes back and they find it the next day. So they realize, oh, wow. Yeah, no, there's a body. And I'm sober now.

I'm not drunk coming from that GOP fundraiser at the bar. Right? I mean, there's so many things. You ever watch the show Fargo? You ever watch Fargo? I mean, it's just a fascinating show. And each season is different. Yeah, they all tie together.

But the one season, the lady here, hits a guy. The lady hits a man of the road and he flies up and, you know, flies through her windshield, the rider's side windshield. And she drives home and parks the car in the garage. And there he is. The husband comes home and there he is still in the car hanging through the window in the garage. You know, it's just, it's almost, it's almost art imitating life. It is almost that. So it's fascinating. I don't think we'll ever know, and we have to go with what we're told,

so we have to believe that what they say is true. It just seems like there is more to this story. And that should be. maybe I'll, you know, I kind of like maybe I'll do a, you know, a crime podcast every week with more to the story. And it'll just be, you know, stuff made up. Because, hey, that's what I like to do here on chewing the fat. I mean, at least the South Dakota Attorney General, you know, played it off as, you know, something happened and we don't know what happened. and then we came back and we found the body and oh my gosh it's so horrible and we were trying to get it right right because now you have tiger woods now no one no one was injured or killed in the tiger woods accident except he has a shattered right leg and they have a rod in there several screws and pins in his leg ankle and foot on top of coming off of that back surer you know like his fourth or fifth back surgery i mean the guy is going to have some rehab and whether you like tiger

or not. You know, that's another story. You don't want anybody in a huge accident like that. And, you know, he's a car rolled, and it looks like it was just, you know, could be possible operator error. We don't know, no charges. But Tiger has the best response that you can have

when you're involved in an accident like that. Because they said that he was lucid when they found him. When the first responders arrived, that he knew his first name, asking that his manager collected stuff from the car, you know, it was, you know, that he was lucid.

So his response to the accident was, yeah, I don't remember. Yeah. Poo, man, I wish I could, I could help you, but I don't remember. wait tiger it was a really bad accident

you rolled over you're injured we did all the surgery on you and you know you were running late for a TV show taping and you know maybe you're driving too fast around this road that has the big downhill curve and we've had you know we've had reports

that other vehicles you know been you know driving out of control there yeah I don't remember I don't remember What a perfect alibi With no one is hurt Right

The South Dakota Attorney General You know had to do it a little bit different Because someone was Well killed In the accident So you know we had to You know improvise But Tiger

Yeah I don't remember Oh man I'd love to help you guys out And figure out you know what kind of happened But Yeah I don't remember So guys, go ahead, get out of my hospital room here. Now I need to sleep, okay? Tucker, we would still like to, yeah, I can't.

Talk to my attorneys and my people because I can't right now. Sorry. I don't remember. I love it. So I thought we'd have a retrospective today, but really no one died, or at least they were brought back to life. So there was no death, really. I thought for sure that we may have a retrospective on Mr. Potato Head. I know.

I know the news was that they were, Mr. Potato Head was gone, but not really. So, you know, I was all ready for born in 1949, introduced to the world in 1952, Mr. Potato Head. He received votes for mayor in Boise, Idaho. The most votes for Mr. Potato Head in a political campaign is a Guinness World Record in 1985. In 87, he became spokes spud for the annual Great American Smokeout and surrendered his pipe to Surgeon General C. Everett Coop. in 1990, in 1995, his fame skyrocketed when he played a leading role in Toy Story. In 1995, Mr. Potato Head Pals was made.

The box has hats, mouse, pairs of shoes, different colors, four bodies, eight hands. I mean, the guy's a star, buddy, he didn't die. He's part of the National Toy Hall of Fame, who we talked to them every year. the Strong in Rochester, New York at the National Toy Hall of Fame. So, I mean, I love it. And you remember, Mr. Potato had, while born in 1949, originally was not,

the potato wasn't part of the deal. They had like arms and legs and faces and stuff where you would, they had pins. that you'd pin into real potatoes and vegetables. People complained that their children were having, you know, spoiled vegetables around the house. So they said, Hasbro was like, oh, well, we'll just make a potato then. We'll make a, you know, we'll add to it.

And then Mrs. Potato had came along. But we found out yesterday that Hasbro, had released a statement that Mr. Potato Head toy gender neutral. So while it's rebranding the toy to drop the mister from the name, and it's just going to be potato head, there's still going to be a Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head. So, I mean, they even tweeted, you know, their tweet was, hold that tot.

Your main spud, Mr. Potato Head isn't going anywhere. While it was announced today, the Potato Head brand name and logo are dropping the Mr. I am proud to confirm that Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head aren't going anywhere and will remain Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head. Yeah. So quit your whining, okay? And there is no retrospective. Mr. Potato, Mr. Potato Head, not dead in 2021. at the age of 72 years old. This has been retrospective on CTF. Let's go to the break room.

I need something cold to drink after that desperately. I guess they brought it. They never really killed him off. They just made it appear like he was dead, and then they brought him back to life. I need something cold to drink. Oh my gosh. I don't know if I've told you this before.

But that ice cold drink is so good. So those of you struggling with your marriage, possibly, going through a divorce like Kelly Clarkson, she had Jill Biden, the first lady, I'm sorry, Dr. Jill Biden, on her television program, the Kelly Clarkson show. And of course, you know, we may have even mentioned it on this show about Kelly going through a divorce and she's been pretty open about it on her show. And, you know, she's got a couple of kids and there's been, you know, there's been a struggle that she was, you know, unhappy.

And look, divorces aren't fun. All right, anyone that's been through a divorce, knows that. Divorces are not fun. You can quote me on that. And they're trying to work out the deal, you know, with the husband, Brandon Blackstock, and the two kids, River Rose and Remington, Alexander.

And so there's a big back and forth over, big surprise, money. So Dr. Jill Biden was on the Kelly Clarkson show, as I've said, and she opened up about her own divorce and offered words of encouragement to the singer. And they are, I mean, you want to feel better about going through things. This is, you want words of encouragement from Dr. Jill Biden.

You know, she talks about her divorce and, you know, then being single for a couple of years and then meeting Joe. Now, sure, there's stories out there that talk about how, maybe she was still married when she was, you know, first started hooking up with Joe. But, you know, that's, man, I don't want to start spreading misinformation about true stories that are out there. So, you know, we don't know that.

We just know that we know what she claims. And she claims that, you know, she was with her first husband in 19. 70 through 75 and then married Joe in 1977. And she said, look, this is what I would say to you if I were your mother. My mother always said, things are going to look better tomorrow. And if you can take one day at a time, things will get better. I look back on it now and I think, you know, if I hadn't gotten divorced, I never would have met Joe. Additionally, Dr. Jill Biden said she wouldn't have the beautiful family she has now had she not split from her first husband.

She has, you know, her 39-year-old daughter Ashley with the president, and then they have, you know, the three kids, the other three kids. Two of them aren't Bo and one is Bo and he died of brain cancer. Anyway, those are words of wisdom to definitely live by. Things will get better. Wow. I mean, if you ever needed help from a doctor and a mother and a grandmother and you're in trouble and you're struggling, you're struggling, you're going through and you don't know what to do with your days and your life,

things will get better. Oh, it's just, it's just, uh, just amazing to me. Just amazing to me. A new study says that 38% of Americans would give up sex in return for being able to travel. Wait, what? A survey from Dravago found that 38% of people would not have sex for a year in return for being able to travel. And 20% said they'd break up with their significant other. I would leave that person in a heartbeat if I could travel again.

I got news for you. You can still travel. Okay? 48% of the people in this service. survey from Travago said that they would give up their job in return for being able to go places.

I don't know how they're going to pay to go to those places without their job, but you go ahead and you go right ahead and do that. I got news for you. You can still travel. Amazingly, you can. I know.

Weird. Weird. Weird. But you can still travel. But that's where we're at. People believe that you can. and they're scared to travel. I mean, I understand, you know, they're scared.

And, you know, we've got, you know, COVID-19 to worry about. And, you know, President Biden told us, for God's sake, wear a mask. And so if you wear a mask and travel, you're fine. Now, the TSA checkpoint numbers, which we haven't looked at in a while, speaking of air travel. I mean, I'm talking about traveling in your automobile and driving around, you know, the United States of America. amazingly, there are beautiful places to go here in the United States of America.

In fact, I have an interview with John Waterman coming up about the national parks that they did another National Geographic book on the National Parks, which is beautiful, by the way. And, I mean, it's gorgeous. It does make you want to go to these national parks, but you don't have to because you can still travel and you're home by looking through this book. Anyway, I got John coming up. I talked to it the other day. I'm going to put it on the podcast, probably Monday. and I'll post it on the YouTube channel. It's really incredible, the book.

So if you have an opportunity to see it, see it. But the TSA travel checkpoint numbers, as far as air travel, a year ago, we're coming up close to a year. If you're listening to this live on the 26th of February, 2021, we're almost at a year since 15 days to flatten the curve. And so last year, a year ago, on two, 20, yesterday, a year ago.

2,364,727 people went through the TSA turnstiles. 1,051,149 went through this year. So, I mean, the numbers are pretty big. That's a pretty big jump because it's been under a million, and it's been usually about between 6 and 900,000. So we're cracking over a million in the last, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven days, three of those days have been over a million. So we're starting to build back up a little bit.

That's kind of, I mean, that's kind of good for the airline industry. They've got to be a little bit happy about that. I mean, I would use the Jill Biden advice to the airline industry. Things will get better. Speaking of things getting better, if you want your life to get better, and you're listening to this show right now and you're not a subscriber to the podcast, If you want things to get better, subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.

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if you become a subscriber to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher, things will get better. Have any targets up here? We just have some. to go right over the top of us. I hate to say, this looked like a long cylindrical object. It almost looked like a cruise missile type of thing moving really fast.

That was an American Airlines passenger jet traveling from Cincinnati to Phoenix, who apparently, you know, encountered a UFO over northeastern New Mexico, a pilot on flight 2292 radioed in around 1 p.m. that what you heard. And they, it was verified. The transmission was verified. And so did they come across a UFO? I am beginning to believe

that it's from us. It's from, it's from the United States government. Now, White Sands Missile Range, is close to where they were at. They say, hey, we weren't tested anything.

Oh, okay. I mean, you got to take them for their word, I guess. But no. I don't know that I believe it. If it's us testing something new like that, are we going to say, yep, you know, it was us. Yeah, we were just out there, you know, testing some stuff. And you caught us.

Man, you caught us. No, you're not going to, that's not going to happen, right? There were, there have been all kinds of sightings. But I go back to the article that we talked about, I don't know, earlier this week or last week about the Freedom of Information Act that got us information from the Defense Intelligence Agency. And they talked about testing material from UFOs or, you know, material that was crashed from unidentified aerial phenomenon. And they said that, you know, we've retrieved debris, which has extraordinary capabilities, and including the potential to make things invisible or even slow down the speed of light. Right?

I know. I know they're talking about all this futuristic materials, which is really cool. So, I mean, one of the things that they were looking at was material called nightnol, all right? And nightnol is a shape memory alloy. It remembers the original shape when folded or crunched and snaps back seamlessly and instantly. Oh, well, that's kind of cool, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

That is. And it also talks about a material that they have that could make things, like I said, go invisible or slow down the speed of light. The snapback material is awesome, right? Although we got to figure out what shape does it remember. When you make the material, you know, do you get to snap your fingers and then that's, the shape that it remembers? Or is it, today we're going to make the shape into this and then that's what you remember today. Okay, please?

Oh, sure. Okay. So I really, I'm starting to think that all of these sightings are really us, right? So it's just us testing stuff. Because why wouldn't the, I don't know, I don't know, I'm just, I'm thinking out loud

and I'm trying to think of why they wouldn't show themselves, but there's a million reasons why they wouldn't show themselves. And many of what we see probably isn't us. But stuff like we heard from that particular call from the American Airlines pilot is, you know, stuff that is probably us. And now it's becoming more mainstream, right? Nobody says, oh, what a crazy pilot. More and more times we're saying, yep, that's probably true.

And we're getting reports that we've been. testing materials. Our own government has been testing materials that is from UFO debris. So, I mean, it's got to be us, doesn't it? Okay, we had a request, the show, had a request from Stephanie that through email, chewing the fat at the blaze.com, I'm concerned that the world's petty problems are distracting you from what's really important. I respectfully request more royal family updates. All right, Stephanie, I'll give you at least some headlines here on Vat Pile Friday

with a little royals, you know, music. All right, well, we saw that Prince Charles, I'm sorry, the Prince of Wales, visited the Central London Hospital where his father, the Duke of Edinburgh, remains. he turns 100 in June and that's not Prince Charles, that's his dad. Charlie turns 72.

Now, he went out of his way and spent a whole 30 minutes there. I know he's got a busy schedule and a lot of things are, a lot of things are, you know, keeping him busy. But he spent a whole 30 minutes visiting his 99-year-old, father. That's so nice. We know that Megan and Harry are all over the place. They're ready. They're having their inspecting their second child. Yay! I don't know. I don't know if this is going to keep the marriage together or not.

With the second child, the marriage may last longer. I know I thought that they were going to, I predicted that they were going to end it this year, the end of this year, and Harry was going to go back. But we'll see if the second child keeps them together a little bit longer. It's very possible that they get another year or two out of the marriage with the second child. They've been making money and they're doing their deal and they'll be doing shows. So their royal roles are done and over, right?

They're losing all of that. Any ties with the royals is over. I saw read one article where Prince Harry's friend was shocked that he had halted some of his royal duties. And, you know, is that true, I guess, maybe? But I mean, Harry is doing what Megan wants them to do. So if they get a divorce or breakup and he treks back to England, he'll get whatever he wants back from the queen, no problem. And there was a big article that talked about Harry and Megan don't have a clue what it means to be. Well, there's no doubt about that.

I mean, we already knew that. But there's a lot going on behind the scenes. You know, Harry's got to go back for the big birthday, and we'll see what happens there. Megan, it sounds like, is probably stay here. She'll be in full-bore pregnancy by June, you know, the end of May and June. Harry will go back, and if there's still quarantine and lockdowns, Megan doesn't want any part of that. It's bad enough they have to do what they have to do.

California, they're not going to want to do the United Kingdom thing, but Harry will, because he has to go back for that. I mean, he has to go back for the 100th birthday party of his grandfather. There's no way around that. So, I mean, no matter what, royal titles are not, Harry has to go back for that. And if he doesn't, if Megan makes him not go back for that, holy cow, that will be part of the breakup, because he will never forgive her. I think we can look forward to having, you know, Donald Trump back in the news with real

news of hate rather than just stuff we make up because we can't stop talking about him, but we don't have anything to talk to him, mu-th-bub, because he hasn't said anything and he's gone away and he's not president anymore. I mean, because he's going to be, for those of you listening live on the 26th of February, 2021. He's going to be speaking at the CPAC this weekend. And so it'll be the ages of hate will go on, especially next week. Oh, my gosh, it's going to be everywhere. But instead, I read a story that was out the other day about how Trump, according to this document,

how the serving procedure of Donald Trump got his diet coax at the restaurant, the elaborate steps that these servers had to take. I mean, we have to come up with that because there's nothing else. According to the document, servers had to follow a series of steps every time Trump ordered a diet Coke. These included presented him with a bottle of hand sanitized. asking Trump if he wanted the soda with or without ice, providing glasses and chilled bottles in advance of his reply, holding both the bottle opener and the Diet Coke by their lower thirds while presenting them,

opening the bottle in front of Trump, never beforehand, and gingerly placing the beverage on Trump's right-hand side. Trump's dining procedure was similarly complex. Even though the president always ate the same dishes, a shrimp cocktail, a well-done steak, fries, and occasionally an apple pie or chocolate cake. Popovers, accompanying the steak, had to be served within two minutes,

and servers had to open multiple bottles of Heinz ketchup in front of the then-president, making sure he could hear each bottle make a pop. Now, this was at his restaurant, okay? So it was how he liked to be waited on. The horror. The horror. of him wanting to have fresh bottles of Heinz ketchup

and food cooked the way he wanted it and Diet Coke with cold bottles and with ice. And it just drives me insane. Now, again, and it says in the story, while Trump himself never returned a plate, huh, if he was disappointed, you can bet the complaint would travel down the ranks. Really?

You could bet it would? You don't have any proof in the story, but we just know that it would travel down the ranks. It's just a ridiculous. New York landlord kidnapped, allegedly, kidnapped two of his renters because he was frustrated in his inability to remove tenants due to the COVID-19 order

that bans evictions until at least May. according to the tenants They were tied up Had their faces covered with pillowcases At gunpoint And taken to a cemetery They were first taken to a motel And then they were dumped at a cemetery

About 35 miles outside of Albany One of the women managed to free herself And seek help from a nearby home So So So and this is all allegedly. CDC finds nursing home residents who recovered from COVID

were reinfected with an even worse case. I don't want to know. China said that the anal test that they gave to U.S. diplomats, yeah, that was a mistake. We probably shouldn't have done that. So, you know, we're sorry. We won't do it anymore. Huh.

I can't believe China backed down on that, to be honest with you, but they did. Two Florida women dressed up as old ladies to try to get the vaccine shots. I mean, we want everybody to get vaccine shots, right? And then we're going to be mad for people sneaking in line. But they, you know, were obviously caught and busted. We've got to get into, maybe next week, we'll get into the San Francisco Health Department guidelines for sex.

They've updated their sex guidelines. and, you know, I want everyone to be safe. So, you know, I want to go through the guidelines because not only are the guidelines good in San Francisco, but you can use them as well anywhere around the world. The United Kingdom said their health and family department says, glasses, glasses helped people not contract COVID-19. wait

oh what you mean that's what we talked about from the beginning that uh you know how about other orifices that stuff goes into yeah don't worry about it you know the glasses wearers up to three times less likely

to catch the coronavirus wow that's pretty strong to make you maybe want to wear glasses right yeah speaking of a CPAC where Trump is going to speaking. I know that Twitter was

had the big ads a warning about the CPAC link so that was good. I mean you don't want to you don't want to have anyone look at CPAC on their Twitter feed and not realize that it could lead you

in a to a bad place. Right? Right. Of course. NPR published a database on everyone arrested in the capital case in the capital siege that's good right you need that you need to print names addresses phone numbers everybody they want that database so we can see who was

there so that we can you know knock on the door and say hey what do you think what do you think you're doing right i know i know i know i know i get it i get it and you know i get the email And I can't do any, I can't do any more. You know what? We'll do one more thing. One of the emails, we've talked about it before, I'll leave you on Friday. One of the emails that I get always has a three headlines and a lie. So they give you, you know, four headlines.

And one of them is a lie. So let's see, you know, how you do, okay? Just give you the four headlines and you see if you can pick out the lie. Okay. The first headline is two Floridians attempted to get second doses of COVID-19 vaccine by dressing as elderly women. You know that's a true story. I just got done talking about that story. It was their second dose though, and I didn't realize that they had got their first dose, because I just did the headline. So I, it would be, I didn't, I'm not going to read the story,

I was just going by the headline, if they were dressed as the old ladies to get the first dose. Anyway, India's Modi renamed Cricket Stadium after himself. A bird is an a hole, a world record bubble blowing attempt thwarted by a curious crow. Alaska woman using outhouse attacked by bear from below. Which one of those? Which one of those is a lie? I know. I know.

You think to yourself, wait. Was there a bear in an outhouse biting people in the butt? Yep. True story. Of course, India's mode I renamed a cricket. stadium after himself. Of course. Hello.

So it was the bird. There was no crow flying around, popping bubbles that people were trying to blow for world records. There was none of that. Okay? This strikes me funny. And I want to say this, that, you know,

I started off with a little Gaga. We'll end with a little Gaga. I realized that she's in Italy filming a new flip. or new video making a movie and she is quoted now as saying that she's completely

devastated and sickened by this she feels somewhat helpless because she is far away in Italy but is doing everything she can and praying for Ryan Koji and Gustavo so

she is not only praying for the dogs she is praying for Ryan because He's not only, she is beside herself, okay. Ryan is not only her dog walker, but also her friend, and she's horrified that this happened. And so it was all the stories mostly talking about Gaga's dogs and not Ryan being shot four times in the chest as they stole the dogs.

and Gaga at least is you know saying a prayer for her friend and it isn't all about the dogs for her either so that's good news right of course it is you may have heard of the sex cult nexium and the famous actress who went to prison

for her involvement Alison Mack but she's never told her side of the story until now People assume that I'm like, this pervert. My name is Natalie Robamed, and in my new podcast, I talk to Allison to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member. How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma at other people? I don't even know how to answer that question. Allison After Nexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify.