Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 57 | Fukushima Sun Fish, Fukushima Lobster & Fukushima Killer Whale

Episode Date: March 22, 2019

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So we have a new black widow to talk about. We have a woman who has just been convicted of paying a hitman $3 million to kill her businessman husband. Right, but now that would have worked. She should have just done that. So he was trying to attack her. She paid to hitman. Right. So she's a 38-year-old former beauty queen.

She's proclaimed her innocence all along. All right. Now, you might know her, Chris. I know her. You might know her because she's a former beauty queen from Puerto Rico. So her name. Well, you know what? Why don't you just say your name?

So wait, wait, wait, so we all know each other? I'm just saying that you may know her. I do know her, but that's not the point. You just came at me saying that you may know her. Yes, I do know her. Yes, I do know her from your people's land? or do you know her from Fort Worth, Texas, where she was convicted?

I know her from my people's land, from the motherland. So just out of the dark, then, I'm right. Yes, but I feel like that was kind of a little bit of racist, but yes. Do you feel that way? Yes, I do. I can't help the way you feel.

I do know Aurea Vasquez Rios. What's her name? Aurea Vasquez Rios. So she's the new black widow, former beauty queen. Oh, she's Puerto Rican. She's not black. I did say that she was.

was black. I said she was a black widow. Oh, that's not to do with the color of the person? Because you could call a brown widow. So what needs to happen here is we're going to back up a little bit. And we're going to explain to you, Chris, what a black widow spider does. It kills its mates. Okay. Okay. And that's why we call females, like the black widow female. They have sex with their male partner and then they kill them. That's what happens in Mother Nature out in the wild. So when humans, a human female, kills her mate,

we call them black widows. Just, you know, it's a lack of it. Doesn't matter what color the skin they are. Correct. That's kind of a little weird. So even if your name is Millie or Aurea Vasquez Rios? Right.

Could be Ann or are. Aurea Vasquez Rios. Either one. It doesn't matter what your name is. It doesn't matter what you. Get black called. You say called black widow. Correct.

Okay. Racist still? A little bit. You have black in there. That's what the spider's name is. You want to go back and change the spider's name. That's fine. You know, yesterday we changed the gender of a stupid computer.

Today, we changed the color of a spider. No, we didn't change the gender. We just said it was genderless. Exactly. So we changed the gender. There's no gender. There's no gender. I don't understand.

Can't be changed if there's no gender. Does not compute. She claims I'm innocent, time will prove it. Okay. So a grand jury indicted her in 2008 for doing this. She was married for six months so you know it was love. You know it was love right off the bat. She married a Canadian businessman.

It's worth 24 mil. You're going to find that in Puerto Rico? Right? I mean, no, you can't. Maybe not. No. 24 million. It's not maybe.

It's a complete shot there. So he might have gone down for a vacation. and ran into Aurea Vazquez Rios. The beauty queen. And you know, what the hell, you're there. I'm looking at her.

She's not beauty anymore. There's nothing beautiful about this. Wow. I'm allowed to say that because she's my people. Are you? Yeah. Okay. So apparently she hired this dishwasher.

Oh my God. That is so, are you kidding me? Was he from Puerto Rico or Cuba? Hey, Jose. Jose. Get his matal at my husband? So she offered the dishwasher three million.

You know he's doing it. Oh, Jeffie. You know he's doing it. You know he's doing it. You are Win Dixie. I come up to you and say, hey, I'm giving you $3 million to kill my wife. He's dead.

I mean, no, I know I would not break the law. What are you talking about? That's silly. That's just a joke. That's so silly. Wow. You try to get me there. No.

You're not doing it. She comes to me, how do you want to kill? You want saute? You want to fry. Really? She's not, you just don't want to know, right? You don't want to know. But what happened is she wanted him to, she wanted him to do the crime out of the street, you know, the open so that it looked like she wasn't part of it.

So like a hit? Yes. Obhit. And right. Right. Although, uh-uh, didn't work. So she was finally extradited to Puerto Rico, back to the motherland. Oof.

Oof. Povercita. As a point of her extradition, though, no death penalty. Okay. Okay. What she was sentenced to, what was she sentenced to like 1005 years

or something like that in prison? So you don't get the death penalty, but really you do. Right. Really, you're going down. Right? I mean, okay, they're not going to put you in the chair. And,

hey, when they do that. Oh, when they do it, You'll be sentenced five consented, consensative, what are the continuous? Life sentences. What is that? Yeah.

What is that? Because I know time in jail, what they say. How about life? Yeah, when they say, like, you have five to ten years and they give you ten years, with good conduct,

it could be reduced. Right. But like, do we really have to do all that? What do you want to do, dear? Just kill them. Wow. If they're serving life, kill them.

I mean, there's a lot of people that would be with you, but so many states now are getting rid of the death penalty. Can we bring back the killer, what was it in the guy, the police with the guns in front of the wall and then you shoot them? What is that called? Fire squad, yes. It's bringing out of the fire squad. Bring back the firing squad.

It used to be actually, I think in Utah, they just ended that, right? Utah, I think, just stopped. You could make a choice. If you got the death penalty, you get the firing squad. You get the choice of a firing squad hanging or the juice. The juice, like the electric care, right? No, the shot. Oh.

The shot. I don't think you're talking about the electric chair. Yeah, no. But California is now the governor saying. Oh, he's not doing it. No. I just, we have to do that. You know what?

We're going to do that right now. Welcome. First of all, I want to say, you know, I'm sorry that. This is the long intro. I'm sorry that you're. Aurea Vasquez, Rios. You know, got 105 years. But you should have been a little bit smarter.

Right. Next time I'm hired to cook, not the dishwasher. Right. Yeah, you want to cook. The cook is smarter than the dishwasher. He just feed it to the people. Thank you. Welcome to Chewing the Fat.

Execution Friday on Chewing the Fat. All right, so really it's Fat Pile Friday. But we got it started on Executions because of the beauty queen from Puerto Rico. Aurea Vasquez Rijo. 105 years for killing her husband conspiring to kill her husband Hold on because the other guy killed her husband The dishwasher

That's why I changed it conspiring Yeah She had it done She said that she's not guilty all along But nobody believed her And she's fought all this time To stay out of jail And now, nope you're going to jail

105 years in Puerto Rico Back in the motherland of Chris Cruz But what got me when we got started talking about Executions because she went back to Puerto Rico Under the deal that she wasn't going to be killed, right? Okay, 105 years in prison. You'll live.

You're 38 years old. You think you'll live another 105 years in a Puerto Rican prison? Yes. There you go. But that got me thinking that reminded me of as we were talking about executions. There are states that are, you know,

trying to stop it. And there's more than one, actually, that are trying to happen. And California is actually, the governor is saying he doesn't want to participate in any of the executions. The people of California have consistently voted for executions. Consistently, they said, we want

to execute it. In fact, they voted to speed it up. And he's going to say, no, he knows more than what the people. He's better, he's smarter than what the people want. Well, isn't that a typical progressive right there? Yes, yes, it is. We know better than you do. But a week or so ago, we

had another story about a guy that was executed here in Texas. I was mad at myself because I hadn't set up. I didn't get the alert telling me that he was, I don't, I don't have the execution alert. Right. And I'm really pissed that the prisons don't send them to me anymore. It's a whole thing they got, you know,

one thing led to another and they don't send the alerts out anymore. So I type into my Google execution alerts. So I have Google alerts, alert me for execution alert stories, okay? So since then, I've gotten three Google Alert alerts. And when you go back to the first alert, And I just want to read you the Google Alert headlines as it goes down. Court rules Alabama must disclose lethal injection execution protocol. Governor Newsom's order to halt executions.

He betrayed as mother of slain officer blast California governor's death penalty moratorium. See the people are pissed. They want that execution in California. Ohio Senate, President happy to talk execution alternatives. Letters, some murderers should die the way their victims died. People want the payback. Tennessee House okay's bill to Nick's one court death penalty review. Readers praise and condemn Newsom's decision to halt death penalty in California.

That's the first Google Alert day of executions. So let's scroll up to the second Google Alert execution headlines. Singapore, stop eminent hanging of Malaysian National. What, Singapore is not going to hang them. New Aurora law delays dog executions to at least seven days. California kills the death penalty. For now. What is its future?

Fact checking Gavin Newsom's claims on California death penalty. Tennessee should do away with outdated, ineffective death penalty. Outdated ineffective death penalty? Uh, no. Of three suspected ISIS members charged in Germany, one accused of killing U.S. troops. Why is that in execution? Because it's just ISIS killing him? Death penalty opponents call for all terms.

alternatives. Yeah, okay. Alternative to what? The juice, the chair, the hanging, the firing squad. Yeah, there you go. Democrats are defying the will of the voters. Yes. Because they know better. I don't want to get too political here on chewing the fat. I know I try to steer away from it. And I apologize when I go there. But I will say that that is agonizing. And that's the same thing that's happening in Great Britain as well. The elites and the progressives all know better. than the people. And that is bullshit. I know you can edit me. I'm sorry, but it is. I caught myself and I decided that I'm not going to catch myself because it is. It drives me crazy.

That's day two. Let's go to day three of Google Alerts's execution. Shall we continue on the headlines? Day three. And now, Jeff Fisher, CTF, Headline Edition. Execution Friday. Google Alert Execution Friday

Shouldn't stop the executions Ohio Attorney General Chastises Judge over death penalty Who cares how condemned inmates feel About Governor Newsom's execution mortars That's a good point They're just doing stories on that Did you just break character?

Oh sorry Lawmakers in Colorado should abolish the death penalty Ohio Attorney General chastises judge Well I already read that one Who's the same headlines of the Google Alerts? What are you doing? Come on Tennessee lawmakers one step, I just broke character again, sorry. Tennessee lawmakers one step closer to speeding up death row executions.

Good. Governor's halt of execution sparks anger among family members of Christopher Cherry's case and sentence. Plan on execution competency favored. Japan marks first anniversary of Am Shinriko, Saturn, nerve gas attacks. Oh, yeah. Remember the nerve decks? They were bad. Horrible.

That was a sad day, man. I'm glad they got the NPO survey Sarin gas survivors there and they're still suffering. No kidding. I'm not some terrible stuff. They're in my executions? Why is that in my Google Alerts execution? All I want them is to just alert me

when we kill somebody in our prisons. It's all I wanted. Maybe I should change the alert. All right, it's Fat Pile Friday. Before we even get to the Fat Pau, we got, I got new... Look at this. I got Coke Cola Zero. We have to try today. Yes, we do.

I've got Coke Cola Zero's sugar, orange vanilla, which I hope is good. because we tried the normal flavor with 250,000 sugar. And I've got the Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Cherry flavor. And I really hope the orange vanilla is good because I like the orange vanilla.

The cherry, I'm not a big cherry fan. I was forced to eat cherries as a child. You used to have to go to the Cherry Festivals in Traverse City, Michigan. We could go down that. I could tell you a little history stories of the... We'd have to stop. We'd go to the Cherry festivals

in Traverse City, Michigan. Every year they had a big cherry festival. Still goes on today. But there's family pictures of us sitting along the side of the road all eating cherry pies from the cherry festival. Yeah, I know it's a surprise that the whole family of the fishers would just stop along the highway, couldn't wait to get home and just eat pie along the side of the highway. I know that's a surprise. And you'd never be able to tell that we had pies before when you see us all crouched around this damn picnic table.

My pie, my pie. And I'm getting that everyone in the family got their own pie. We're not fighting over. We're not fighting over. We all have our own butt. All right, so get in here. Let's try this. Yeah, you can try it too.

Get in here. We got the glasses for you. Turn on your silly little mic over here. All right, so we're going to try. We're starting with the cherry. Coke coal is zero sugar. Cherry. Ooh, that sounded good.

Okay. All right, so I poured a glass for you. And I'm going to drink out of the can because that's how I drink my Coke zero. And I just spilled it all over my phone. I just filled it all over my phone. I just filled it all. over my phone we can edit this we have to but I just spilled it all over my phone oh Samsung good good deal got it covered what that's not funny that I spilled all over

my phone what are you laughing at I don't care about the thing over there I'm caring about my phone it's not the first time that I've spilled in this room is that if you spill it on live radio yeah this one was probably recorded too what the deal is right now it's all over my mom mouse pad too. No, I can't. I won't be able to use this mouse pad for a little while.

Are those multicolored mouse pad? Nope, that's just spilled soda. All right, so we're all over this pen. I'm not going to use that pen. It's that garbage. No, it's garbage. That's garbage. Only thing I'm not throwing

away that got wet is the phone. Everything else is good. Is the phone still good? Yeah, it's a Samsung. Waterproof? It is now. All right, so Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Cherry. All right?

That's pretty good, actually. That's pretty good. Talking to that microphone. Yes, that's pretty good. I'm not hearing you. That microphone is not on, my friend. What? It says on in here.

I know it does, but it is not on. And I can hear myself. A microphone is not on. Seriously, that's weird. Do we check them? It's not on. Hello, hello. See this?

Oh, there you go. Oh, operator error. It wasn't on, though. It recorded. It wasn't on. It was on. No. Okay, Jeffrey, fine.

When I tapped the microphone, it didn't make any noise until just a moment ago when I tapped it again. After you went in there and did something in there. Yes. So it was some sort of operator error. No, it was on here. And I could hear myself in the little headphones. So I knew I was on. But it wasn't on.

But it was on. Anyways, it's good, Jeffrey. I like it. Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Cherry was good. All right. Ooh. Love the sound of... Can't say...

Okay, Coca-Cola Zero. I just... Confuses people. All right, this is Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, Orange, Vanilla. Oh, yeah. I didn't spill this one. I think I like the cherry better. Cherry's better.

I could taste vanilla pretty good on this. No, cherry takes it. Isn't there like four more? Yeah. These two are the two that my wife brought home, so this is what we get. I guess I could go out and get the other four. Get the other, but that's really not my job as a male. All right, well, we might as well stay in the break room as long as we've finished up the Coca-Cola, zero sugars.

We're already here. I'll give you a few headlines and then we'll get out of the break room, even though we didn't actually walk to the break room today. We just, we're there. So we just showed up. That's where we live in the break room, really. The whole show is really the break room. We just pretend like we're walking over there.

So a couple of headlines that will keep you in the break rooms. Smoking potent weed is linked to psychosis. A new UK study also warns that the daily use makes mental illness more likely. We're just doing the headlines. I'm not diving in. You know what happens when you dive into those stories like this? A drone remedy for smog. For cities exposed to high levels of pollution, drones that dispense water might provide respite.

And then again, maybe they won't. But we're not going to dive into that. And then Texas has legalized lemonade stands. What? Congratulations. Yes, for food regulators had banned the stands because it was often run by children and over health concerns. But no. Not anymore.

Texas said, go ahead. You can sell. your lemonade stands. Speaking of lemons, though, did you see it went viral on the interwebs? On the interwebs, where you can follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Instagram and Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio.

Although I'm getting a lot of heat from people that I need to change my Instagram. So I'm going to have to probably do that. The Instagram apparently is going to have to be Jeffie JFR. Is that right? I know that you're, let me, I just want to stop for just a second and let you know what's happening in real life. I'm going to give you

a real life, real life happening behind the scenes here, okay? Chris has sat up in his chair. He's appeared to turn on his microphone, and he's talked into the microphone, but there's no audio on. So whatever he's said, you're not hearing and I'm not hearing, but I know because I can see him that he's speaking and he's happy with himself that he's speaking, but nothing is coming out to you. Oh my gosh, there it is. Amazing. So we now know that operator error twice during this broadcast. yesterday. No, it was not Jesse. So anyway, we go back to my Instagram.

I'm being told by I'm under fire for having to change my Instagram for some reason. It can't be Jeff Fisher, just Jeff Fisher Radio anymore. It's going to have to be Jeffie, JFR. Is that right? Yes. And because you're not the only one that's after me for this. Oh, really? I thought I was the only one.

No, you're not. No, sorry. Who? There's another person in my life. Wife? Something like that. It makes sense if you want to keep your brand going. Oh, you know what?

It makes no sense. Screw you. I thought we were just having a conversation now, you're mad. Oh, we are. I was trying to have a conversation, but you got all uppity. No. That hurts. Does it?

That hurts. Well, tough. And I was telling you that you could follow me on Twitter at Jeffie JFR, Instagram, on Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, because I saw this viral picture that made the rounds. And look, I know we have problems. We have bakeries all over America that have problems baking things, and they don't want to write things on cakes,

and they don't want to bake a cake for a gay wedding. And they don't want to make a KKK cake. And make your own cake if you want to do this, and we don't want to do that. But this Nashville bakery had a special vasectomy cake that they made. It looks like a fine cake with the vanilla frosting, and it looks like it's a good cake. But as far as the writing and the top on the cake,

it has a full lemon and a lemon cut in half. And then it says, underneath that, it says, happy vasectomy. And the top says 100% juice, no seeds. Happy vasectomy. Now that's where we're at in America. That goes viral. Congratulations to the bakery in Nashville, or in Tennessee. It's Nashville, Tennessee.

We might as well give the name of the stupid baker that's on here. It doesn't. It's just a vasectomy cake. Does the media do we give them a report of Cleveland Clinic? It doesn't say which baker. Why are you making it go viral if you're not going to assist to Tennessee bakery? You failed. Wow.

Signature desserts posted a photo of vasectomy cake. So maybe that's the place. Signature desserts. And you can have any signature you want, especially those that are celebrating vasectomy. Yay! Vasectomies, you have one? Vesectomies are not that fun.

Oh, so you have one. No, I just know about it. I've read about them. You read about it? I read about it. Read about them? Where? I read about them.

Where? Like Vesectomy today. It's a magazine that's called Vesectomy today. That's not a thing. How much you want to bet? $5 is not a thing. Look it up. You owe me five bucks.

Please. What was it, vasectomy today? Vecctomy today. I hope it's a bit. a thing. Please be a thing. Please be a thing. If I have to look it up myself, I'll find it. Vesectomy today. There's got to be, there's got to be a flyer or a company that puts up Vesectomy today. It has to be. You owe me five bucks. He hasn't answered me yet.

Yep. That's what I thought. Once again, I'm right. Okay, so I wonder if Ted Nugent, the old rocker who's about 80 now, still rocker. He used to be around. He'd show up here all the time. That's when Dana worked here in the building, and Ted would show up. And he'd talk to Glenn, too. But he's a big time, big time firearm guy, big time NRA. And so he was here.

You know, that, of course, I don't know if you know this, but Dana Lash is pretty big in the NRA. She does a couple things for him. So good for her. But I wonder, one of his songs that was a big hit for him, like 100 years ago was called cat scratch fever. Dan, Dan,

Dan, cat scratch fever. And for sure you don't remember that, Chris Cruz. There's not a chance, you know, that song. Guaranteed because that was back like in 1940. But this story here, a teenager left with suicidal thoughts after he caught a mind-altering infection from his cat who scratched him.

Something's coming. Something is coming. Right. he thought his cat was going to care. He had rapid onset schizophrenia. He had hallucinations, irrational fears, outbursts of rage. His mother quit her job to take care of him. He was an 11-week stay in the hospital.

Extensive testing. They couldn't figure out what was going on. He didn't respond to any of the usual tests. Then a physician-recognition. recognized marks on his skin linked with cat scratch disease. Thank you. Caused by bacteria called Bartonella. Bartonella Hensela.

B-A-R-T-O-N-E-L-L-A-H-E-N-S-E-E-L-A-E. Bartinella Hensilea. Neld it. Found in the mouth of claws of cats. Wow. Right? Wait, that's not a cat. It is?

Does it sound like a little fly? So he tested positive for this infection. After a range of antibiotics, he made a full recovery. Duh. Bartonella infection is notorious for hiding in the linings of blood vessels left untreated. It can be devastating consequences. It's caused a range of illnesses ranging from a fever to fatigue. And extreme cases can lead to deadly brain swelling and heart infections.

Cat scratch fever. Ted Nugent. Look that up. Ted Nugent, cat scratch fever, 71, I bet. Right, cat scratch fever. Ted Nugent, 71. Cat scratch fever. Come on.

79. No way. No way it was 1979. Why do you have me look it up, Jeffrey? Seriously. Why did you have me? read that wrong. The album came up in 77, but here says 79. So it didn't hit the chart still 79. I really... And then Motorhead has one in 92. And then Pantera has one in 99.

And Nitro has one in 92. And the Moog cookbook 97. Anyone else? No way! You know, the other day I told you about Roseanne showing up with Andrew Dice Clay on stage, and someone tweeted me, and I should probably know their name who tweeted me, but I don't right now. It was Wayne in Indiana. What is it? Wayne.

Yeah, that sounds right. Actually, thanks, Wayne. I appreciate it. Why did he tag you in it? Okay, well, good. Glad he did that. I knew someone's as responsible around here. Thank you, Chris.

Wayne in Indiana. But Wayne in Indiana sent me. Sorry, not when it's Mark. Mark E. One, in Indiana. Oh, my gosh. now you've embarrassed the entire show. I gave you all this credit.

Someone being responsible. Someone helping all this credit, helping the show out, being smart. And then you still love me, you embarrassed the entire show, chewing the fatism, completely embarrassed. We've turned red right now.

Wow. Okay, so we want to thank... Marky one. Marky one. That's his Twitter handle. At Marky one. I want to thank at Marky one. We're positive.

That's who we're thinking. Well, you know, it says he has Mark E1 and it's at Mark E0209. So at Mark E0209. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. He sent along his Roseanne alive and kicking tour. The flyer for that. And he was saying that he really wanted to see her except that he didn't want to pay the ticket price.

120 for two tickets. So the comedy superstar. Let's see what it says about the tour. It's at the Life's Performance live at the Learner Theater. Roseanne is doing her alive and kicking tour. Don't forget that's the, you know, don't forget we told you about Phil Collins going on his tour for the Not Dead Yet tour. This one is a live and kicking tour. Comedy superstar, award-winning actress, bestselling author, 2012 presidential candidate and the original domestic goddess.

Roseanne Barr, performer stand-up comedy in the select U.S. Indies throughout 2019. with more than 30 years of making audiences laugh. It's safe to say she has single-handedly re-landscaped the medium of comedy forever. Okay. Now, that was written by her publicist. You can guarantee that. Now, you can obviously get more information and frequently updated content on our website, rosanworld.com. No, it's www.

Rosanworld.com. W-W-W. I should use H-T-P. slash slash colon www. Rosanworld.com. Facebook is official rosand bar

and on Twitter the real Rosan. Instagram is official Rosette bar. See, she doesn't have the same as her Twitter on Instagram. It's like, you know. And it also says comedy performances may contain mature content. Duh.

Now here's the tickets. And this does seem at the learner, uh, the learner, uh, the learner life's of performance live at the learner theater, uh, reserved seating.

72.95. 5795. 47 95. 4795. 35. A plus fees, of course. In parentheses. That's a,

that's a good, that's a good steep. Does it's not too bad in today's world. But. Not really sure that that. That's, of course it is. It absolutely is worth seeing Roseanne and paying to see Roseanne. It's absolutely worth seeing her for that. And I say that because we might know what's what we'll call and see if we can get her on,

because I'd love to talk to her. All right. So you may not be aware of this right now, but I did not win the Powerball drawing this past one. I know this past Wednesday. I didn't win it. However, no one did. Huh? So, tomorrow night, well, this is, we're recording this on Friday, but if you're listening live, it's tomorrow night, Saturday.

But Saturday, the 23rd, the powerball drawing is going to be an estimated $625 million. I mean, okay. All right, that's fine. I could be happy with that. No problem. It's the seventh largest. Think of that. $625 million is still the seventh largest.

Number one was the $1.5 billion, $1.586 billion, $1.54 billion, $7.5.7 million, 687.8 million, 656 million. And then we're at the $625 million. And then there's three below, the top ten, the three Paisley's below the $625 million, $5.95,000, $5.95,000. 590.5, 587.5, 564.1 million. Those are not even worth winning. So, 625 million. And I love, the first story that comes up is from CNBC.

They missed the business, CNBC. Oh, while 25%, 24% of the windfall would be withheld for federal taxes, the top rate, 37%, means the winner would owe more at tax time. Say taxes also would be withheld or due later, depending on where the ticket was purchased and where you live. And while players daydream about what they do with the windfall of that size, they should remember that they wouldn't really end up with the advertised amount. Shut up.

Shut up. Come on. It's like tell me how the magic trick works. I don't care. We know. Let me dream a little. Come on. We know.

Look, I know that I'm not going to get the entire $625 million. Especially if you live in California, New York. And I know that I'm going to have to pay taxes on it. On top of the, I want the cash payout, so it's going to drop it down a little bit. as you know, I'm not taking the 30-year plan. We all don't know that. We don't know that. We got it.

We know that. But the idea is we get to say we want 625 million freaking dollars. So I may or may not see you here on Monday. Now, let's talk some animals for a second. The federal government is offering $1,000 to people willing to adopt a wild horse. No, I mean, they're going to give you $1,000. going to shoot it. You've probably got to keep it for a little while.

I mean, I'm willing to adopt a hundred of them, right? And then they got my $1,000. Thank you. What happened to the horse? I don't know. It broke a leg. I don't know. Right.

I had to get rid of it. I don't know. So under the adoption incentive program, qualified adopters are eligible to receive $500 within 60 days. Oh, see, that's where they're going to get you. $500 within 60 days of adopting an untrained wild horse. and burrow. I want to burrow for.

Or another $500 within 60 days of titling the animal. I don't want to title anything with an animal. What's a title? Don't ask. Don't go to titling.com. Is it a single title? Don't know. You don't want to.

Like I said, don't ask, okay? I'm sure. I'm probably sure you're the owner. It's your horse now. and you've got, they probably have, you probably have, you know, paperwork and it's all stamped. This is how you should know that this is your horse. This is my horse.

Done, titled. Dougal, this is my Mr. Horse, which one? So you get, or burl. Burl, yes. So you get a wild burl and you got to, so there you have to keep it for 60 days. At top of that, another 60. You get 500, right. So you get 120.

And after one time, after you get the title. You get the $1,000. You get the total of $1,000. Then maybe you could. But now I'm feeling love with the damn thing. Right. It's too long. Then it's titled.

Jeffrey, it's titled. I can't do it now because it's titled. The kids love it now. Yeah, you can't. Once they get a name for it is you're done. It's titled. Or titled. It's titled.

All right, look up what titling a horse is. That's got to be what it is. You get it a name and it's your horse, right? You stamp it. and when you turn around and say, hey, this is my horse, the horse goes, and you know it's your horse, right? If it's a wild horse and you say,

this is my horse, the horse doesn't do anything when you turn around. After it's titled, it gives you a couple of stumps. So that's got to be it. Yeah, it's like when you register a dog with the, yeah, that's what it is. So, and you can't do that within 120 days.

And by the way, you were close to the website is the perfect title.com. Yeah, don't go to titling.com. Don't do it. Don't do it. If you go there, it's not my fault. I told you not to go there. And it's the American Morgan Horse Association.

Oh, yeah, I love those people. They're my favorite people. Or the U.S. Wild Horse and Burroughs Association. Now, those people are bastards. Well, burrows, shut up. No, it's not Burrough. It's burrow. No.

No, they're burrows. Burrow. No. I knew you were saying burrow, but I was like, maybe saying something else. I wasn't saying, I wasn't, I wasn't saying, Burro. No, it's a Burrow. No.

Yes, it is. Where the heck are you get, r? It's a burrow. Burro. A double R. No. Burro. No.

Burro. The burrow is two hours, burrow. You're not even putting an R in there. Burr. Oh. Bure. Happy? Buro.

I'm not doing that. You have to do if you want to say properly. That I'm not saying it properly. I'm not adopting the damn. thing either. So this is what you want to get rid of an animal too. All right. We joked around about the horse and the burrow. But, uh, and it's just a joke, okay? Just a joke. And of course we're, you know, after 120 days, for sure you're not going to kill it. For sure. A hundred 20, maybe, you know, maybe if you get the thousand and it's 30 days, maybe you still drop it. After that, though,

no, you're right. The kids love it. You're in love with it. It's titled. Yeah, it's tough. It's damn titled. So now we've got a, uh, we've got a, uh, a, a walker dog, a dog. A dog. that's got the little, you know, a helper dog. It's out there walking people. So this walker dog lays down on the road. Just lays down. Dead. I mean, it's not dead.

It's playing dead. All right. Now, all these people are coming to rescue the dog. The personal dog walker, Michelle, took it over. The dog didn't want to go down the road they were going down. And put, just through a fit. and instead of continuing to walk where you wanted to go as a human, nope, I'm just plopping down right here.

And I'm not moving until you decide that we're going to go the way I want to go. Now, I know everybody thinks that's, ha ha ha, ha, look it cute. Look at the other cute little dog. Now it's being, now it's not moving. It's flat. Somebody needs to help it. Uh, no.

Isn't that cute? Ha ha. No, I'm the human. The dog. until that the dog goes where I want to go that's ridiculous ridiculous what he's not going where he wants he just throws himself on the floor and then he doesn't move

and he turns his head away and disgust does he does he because no are you turning your head away and disgust not anymore you aren't I need a new walker dog that is ridiculous

and is it so cute when he does that? Is it? Is it so cute when he does that? He's so cute. You know that's what he's just playing because he doesn't want to go that way. He just throws himself down and throws a fit, turns his head away and disgust.

Yeah, look the other way. You need a new Walker dog. All right, so Costco. You like lobster, Chris? I love lobster. Okay. So, lobster's okay. I like crab.

better, but lobster's fine. Oh, I'll take crab over lobster, but I like lobster. So Costco, now this is only taking place in California now. Let's give you a bonus to move to California, okay, because it's not taking place here in Texas yet. But Costco is selling these massive lobster claws. I'm telling you, the picture, look, I'm going to hold up the picture. Look at this. I mean, it's absolutely amazing. You know what I call that? A big ass lobster claw.

All right. Now, people are buying them because they're selling them for cheap too. These claws are weighing two to seven pounds. Now, the one in the picture is four pounds, and it's selling for less than 50 bucks. Right? That's cheap. Is it?

Well, yeah, they usually sell for 12 to 50. dollars a pound. So it's, you know, and that's probably about the same price. Still, though, look at the size of these bad boys. I'm looking at the one that the guy's holding. Right? And by the way, he's holding, that's a lobster claw.

That's all he's holding. That's what I'm saying. I want to see the lobster. Who created that? Right. I mean... What's that disease? Genomic disease?

Can we check this out? If lobsters are starting to grow like that, man. Where's Alex Jones when you need them? Right? I mean, these could be lobsters coming from Japan. From Fukushima. This could be caused from that. These could be Fukushima lobsters.

But what's next, Godzilla? Right? Mathra. This is what this is. This is exactly what this is. Something is coming. It's Fukushima lobsters are now being sold in California. One of the picture looks like one of the lobsters is like lifts.

It's like, bro, you lift? Yeah, I lift. Now that having been said, we now have a Fukushima sunfish. That's not what they call. That's what I'm calling it. It's a Fukushima sunfish. It washed ashore in Australia. That's pretty far away from home.

Especially being a Fukushima sunfish. Now, the one picture that they have of the Fukushima Sunfish. Now, the one picture that they have of the Fukushima sunfish in Australia doesn't look real. It looks like a wood carving thing. It looks like somebody carved out a piece of wood. Now, the other pictures of it that they found look real. And it's this monster sunfish. It's this monster sunfish.

But the one picture that they found at the National Park where these two fishermen found it in a washed up on the shore. They didn't catch it. They washed up on the shore. So apparently it had fat disease too. What's it called? Alorexia? Oh, no, no, no.

When do you get too big? Oh, the ginolema disease? Yeah, gynomero disease. Yeah, gymotor disease or whatever the heck it is. Plus, I like to call it Fukushima disease. But it died from that. It got too big for itself. By the way, that looks like pretty cool.

you see that thing swimming at you I mean that's not a whale that's not a shark I don't know you know sunfish night bite on you and let you go it says it could wait more than a car yeah that's a big old boy something's coming Jeffrey I'm telling you

you got workout lobsters and we joked around we joked around about the Fukushima disaster and what could happen and what's coming across and it's taking a while now I hope that there's, no, if we start running into, you mentioned Godzilla.

Godzilla. If we start running into, I mean, if it's making, you know, Fukushima lobsters and Fukushima sunfish, I mean, let's hope that it doesn't make Fukushima killer whales. I mean, something, we're doomed. We're doomed. Think of that, though. It's a good dream for you to have tonight.

Fukushima whales. That's a million dollar idea right there. We need to sell that to Netflix. Fukushima. They just have humans being attacked by giant animals. What are we selling? Is that title? Yes.

I don't want to work. Hey, Netflix. Fukushima whale. I don't want to create. I don't want to create anything. I just want to, you know, I'm telling you the name Fukushima. But we can get that anyway.

It doesn't matter. Yeah, but I know it's the name for me, though. I'm selling it to. It's my idea. Oh, sure. How about we do like you do? Let's pretend we're a wild horse. We'll give you a couple of bucks for 60 days.

And then you get titled and you get another 500 bucks. And then... Thanks, Netflix. Appreciate it.