Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 570 | Don’t Make Me Pull This Thing Over

Episode Date: March 3, 2021

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Well, it looks as though a popular flea and tick collar is being reported to have caused deaths in dogs and cats and even some humans. Wow. The bear serresto collar. One lady, the story that they write about is she put it on her dog and then it was recommended to her from her veterinarian and then to her. the dog home and the dog you know stopped breathing rolled over and she didn't link it to the collar but apparently uh the uh hundreds of pets tens of thousands of injured animals and it's harmed humans according to documents from the u.s environmental protection agency yet the EPA has done nothing to inform the public according to this article.

But a document provided to the story from the Midwest Center for Investigative Reporting and from the Center for Biological Diversity, which is a non-profit organization that Watchdogs, the APA, as part of its work to protect endangered species, said thousands of pets are being harmed. And these collars were introduced in 2012.

they've received, the EPA has received 1,698 related pet deaths. Wow. And they've reported more than 75,000 incident reports related to the collars, including nearly a thousand involving humans. So I would say that if you were thinking about putting a flea and tick collar on your animal or your kids, don't use the Sorresto

developed by bear and now sold by Ilanko. Doesn't seem to be a good choice. Welcome to chewing the fat. Before we get into some mandates going away and some people are still

unhappy and they really should be. And I've got a big, I told you so, I knew it, a story for you as well today here on Chewing the Fat. I want to talk about ice cream. I know. It was not the first time we've talked about an ice cream on the show. So, you know, when you eat the ice cream made by those other companies,

you kind of have to rinse your mouth out afterward because, you know, they're a bunch of communists. Well, okay, so socialists. Okay, maybe they're not all communist. But the good news is, with Brookers Founding Flavors ice cream, you've got an ice cream you can love and to be proud to eat. Brookers Founding Flavors ice cream delivers the ice cream you love with a, you know, historical twist. And during the month of March, you can try out the Guns of Boston flavor.

it has chunks of Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie in it. Now, this flavor celebrates evacuation day. That's when the British were forced out of Boston during the Revolutionary War. Good times. And no month of March would be complete without a St. Patrick's Day flavor. Hello.

I wonder if it's going to be magically delicious. The ice cream has mint Oreo cookies. It has mint. Oreo cookies and cream, chocolate chip brownies and these mince all blended into one very lucky scoop of ice cream. Why have I not had this ice cream yet?

St. Patrick's Day flavor, chocolate chip brownies and these mints and mint Oreo cookies with ice cream blended together. Oh, man, does that sound good? You're going to,

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And it comes right to your front door. ice cold and delicious now you know obviously you have to spend a little bit more it only cost as my father used to say it only cost a nickel more to go first class Jeff and so you're going to pay a little bit more but it is so much better and so good I are they are I cannot explain to you how good that ice cream is it is not like the ice cream you're getting from the stores. It just isn't. And, you know, you don't have to wash your mouth out when you're all done because they're

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blended into one lucky scoop of ice cream tastes to me. Sure, the guns of Boston flavor with chunks of Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie. Sounds delicious. But the St. Patrick's Day flavor has got to find its way to my mouth. You can quote me on that, by the way. It has got to find a way to my mouth.

Brookersicecream.com. And there is a way. Right there, I just told you, brookersicecream.com. Click on the Ship Nationwide tab, brookersicecream.com. All right. let's talk a little bit about mask mandates. They were lifted statewide here in the great state of Texas. They were lifted statewide in Mississippi yesterday.

I know Governor Abbott said a week from now it goes into effect, but there were many counties that said, okay, we're just doing it now. We're not waiting a week. And, you know, there's still, you know, plenty of states that are, that's too soon and you just want people to die. No, what we want is personal responsibility. And I will say that there's still going to be all kinds of companies and different entities that are going to make you wear your mask.

When you go inside, you're not going to be able to do business with them without the mask and without the social distancing. And that's fine. That's the way it should have been from the very beginning. We've talked about it a number of times here on the show. And it's just incredible. The numbers are going down. we've seen some counties now that are you know romney said i'm not romney uh abbott said that uh he uh gave the counties and out so that if they reach a certain threshold in seven within seven days

for seven full days then they can go back to the mandates and take over the power again in their counties and but there's absolutely not going to be any finding of people any arresting of people anything like that. So some counties that are upset at that are lowering the hospital bed count so that it ups the chance for those percentages to be met. But anyway, people are, you know, you wonder what brought this on all of a sudden. It's been almost a year. And we've had the mask mandate for almost that long, especially in the state of Texas. I mean, many people that live in the state of Texas were all wound up at the state mandates.

And I think a couple of things happened. We had the winter storm that proved to be quite a debacle here in the state of Texas, and it shouldn't have been. And that did not help the governor at all. And then we had CPAC in Florida, and Ron DeSantis and the state of Florida looked like the world was, that Florida was the place to be. and nobody was talking about Texas and nobody was talking about how great Governor Abbott was

it was all about Christy Noam and Ronda Santis and the state that provided personal responsibility they said you have your own world to take care of we're not mandating anything and Governor Abbott realized ooh maybe those people that were telling me that all along were right and yeah maybe they were and then Mississippi came along for the ride as well so I know that many of the states you know like California it's too soon it's too soon people will die and you can count on the press

waiting for anyone to get sick so that they can say how bad this thing is in the state of Texas. So be ready for that as well. And if you live in one of the states that has gotten rid of the state mandates, not the businesses can do what they want. That's the personal responsibility side of the world. That's what's supposed to happen here in America. You know. And I love the post from Ian Smith from Ian Smith Fitness. on Instagram and he owns the gym in New Jersey. And they've been fighting the state of New Jersey and the governor of New Jersey,

which was another world-class douche. He posted yesterday, praised Governor Abbott because he opened Texas. Nah. Why did you wait until now? Almost a full year. No applause here. Lives have been ruined and you want a pat on the back for undoing something that shouldn't have been done in the first place?

Politicians are the problem. I mean, yeah? Okay. Let me tell you a story that I'm going to start out with, I told you so. El Chapo's wife, the Emma Coronel Espiro, wife of El Chapo, the beauty queen, you know, who has been arrested and is, you know, being held on trafficking charges. charges. And we did the story, I think last week that talked about how she was going to turn state's evidence and start, you know, ratting out all these people to be and then go into

witness protection. And I told you then, there's no way. I mean, that should be, that's just somebody trying to set her up. No way. I mean, they, they want to set her up and have her come to the table and say, you know, okay, I'll tell you what you want to know. Well, her attorney was pissed. And he said that the leak was designed to kill her family. Yeah. No kidding.

Jeffrey Lickman, the guy who represented Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, now defending the wife, was really pissed. He said, I'm not going to comment on what she is or what she isn't going to do. The planting of the story is absolutely the most despicable thing, probably the worst prosecutorial governmental misconduct I've experienced in 30 years.

I've been involved with fabrication of evidence, destroying evidence, lying to judges, lying to juries by the feds, but to actually put this out there is an attempt to murder her and her family. Let's be clear about this. She's got two nine-year-old girls that are exposed, obviously, and to put this out there so flippantly is designed to kill them. That's her attorney. And I couldn't agree more.

Wow. I mean, this just puts her in a spot that even if she was thinking about cooperating, she probably doesn't want to now. And if she wasn't, she doesn't want to now. But they think they're going to force her hand to having to cooperate. Otherwise, she's dead.

The only way that she can stay alive is cooperate with the feds. Anyway, it's just agonizing. And if that leak was put out there to do that, it wouldn't surprise me to have, you know, the charges dismissed because it's despicable. So the 8th of March of 2021, if you're listening to this podcast live, it is the third of March 2021.

But coming up on the 8th of March, the trial, the jury selection for the trial begins. That's what I'm calling it now. I'm just going to call it the trial. It's where ex-police officer Derek Chauvin is charged with murdering George Floyd. So they are battening down the hatches in Minneapolis, man. They are turning the courthouse into a fortress.

All right. They've put in concrete barriers, security fencing, barbed wire, including increasing security in the area with Minneapolis police. I don't know how many of those are left. Hannam County Sheriff's deputies, Minnesota State Troopers,

and the National Guard. So, it should be a fun time in Minneapolis. as long as the trial is going on. They claim that, hey, we are not going to be flat-footed. We're not going to be caught flat-footed. They've been working on this now since July. You know, what was going on in July? Oh, I don't know.

The city was burning. You know, the country and the world was burning. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that probably had probably set off. few thoughts of what could happen during and after the trial. So they are getting it together and getting ready for the trial. And so the city council unanimously approved paying six social media influencers to help spread city approved messaging and updates throughout.

the upcoming trial of officer Derek Chobin. And they approved $1,181,500 for communication with the community during the trial. Now, like any great government plan, only $12,000 of that money is going to go to pay the influencers. Wait, what? they said yeah hey we need to do this and we'll give you over a million dollars like one million one hundred and eighty one thousand five hundred dollars yeah and we want the influencers to uh you know to be put out

you know approved messaging and updates during the trial but we're only going to pay you know twelve thousand dollars so that means they're going to give each influencer a couple of grand um how about no if i was an if i was one of the influencers as they asked, I would say, yeah, how about no? I need a little bit more cash than that. If I'm going to be spreading out what you want me to spread out, no problem. But according to the city council now, that has been shelved.

They're not going to do that project anymore. Really? Yeah. Now we've dropped our plan to do that. look, we're not going to pursue the cultural social media partners, said the city of Minneapolis director of neighborhood and community relations, David Rubidor. Wouldn't we make a mistake? We will acknowledge that and we will do better.

Oh, okay. So most of the people in the community were like, how about, no, we don't need that. and the influencers, you know, need to be trustworthy, and we just don't want them pushing out things that you want them to push out. And we want to make sure that if somebody endorses something, you need to make sure that that's what they actually believe, no matter how much they get paid? Really? Is that what you think?

If somebody endorses something, you want them to actually believe it. But if they do and it's something you don't like, you want them banned. Anyway, that's another story. But they want the, you know, they want all the information and a hundred percent transparent. We don't want any misinformation sent out. On top of which, I did like that, you know, they go on to talk about, you know, if we need to do anything, you know, with that money, say, like, you know, the million dollars that you allotted for it or allocated for. it. You know, they should spend that money in the communities directly. Oh, okay. And what does that mean? Do you have some ideas where or whom in the community should get that cash? I bet you do. I bet you do as you're

part of the, you know, city organizers. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, the community organizers. I bet you do. But anyway, it's been dropped in. We've got that to look forward to coming up at the beginning of the trial. All right, let's go to the break. I need something gold drink as it is. Oh, my gosh. So good.

Did you see where like 895 head of cattle on a ship that is in a Spanish port of Catania? they're looking to kill them all. They need to get rid of them all. So they've been out at sea for a couple of months and they are deemed now no longer fit for export. Incredible, right? So they sailed from the port of Cartieria in December destined for Turkey.

The Turkish port authorities said, no, we're not. too sure about their health right now even though the paperwork seems fine so no so then they went to libya and then libya was like uh nope you know what no uh turkey didn't want them and now we don't want them even though you have the paperwork but now we're concerned about them so then they brought them back to spain and the spanish authorities are like nope you're not getting them off the ship just yet. We are not real sure about it. They brought in the government veterinarians and the minister of agriculture. And the minister said, yeah, these animals need to be sacrificed. Oh,

they're unfit to either transport to another country or return to Spain. Okay. So now they're just going to kill them, I guess. I don't know how they're going to kill them. them. I don't want them thrown in the water. I mean, then they're going to have to burn them, right? You don't want them thrown in the water. You don't want them set on land. You're just going to, you know, kill them. And so the animal rights groups have now denounced the slaughter of the livestock. And their comment, though, the Eurogroup for animals, said, this is yet another wake-up call to urgently end live export. So, what does that mean? That we have to make sure that

they're all dead before we export them? I guess. I mean, I'm pretty sure I know what they think it means. But to me, it just means that we want them all dead before they leave the country, right? So now, what do they do? What do they do? And they bring in, you know, they bring in 40, 50 people to the ship and just, I like your gun better.

Oh, that's a nice one. Yeah, that's what's going to happen. We're going to bring in about 10 people. and drop them like flies. All right, you take that corner over there, okay? Yep, no problem. I got you. I got it.

Oh, shoot. I wish I would have brought my semi-automatic. All I brought was. Yeah, it's all I got. Sorry. 895 times. Yeah, you're going to be, that's some ammunition. Yeah, you're going to do that.

Bring in the military. oh yeah no you know just load up what are you doing we didn't i don't expect you okay thank you that's what i i know i want you already load it up right i mean and then what and then after you shoot them what happens you're gonna have to burn them i mean i don't know that's i mean the people on the ship want the cattle gone man they got they got they got other cargo they're losing money just having the cattle walk around sick they're going to have to hose that thing off after it's going to be bad it's going to be bad so it'll be look for smoke at the port when they start burning all the cattle that's for sure oh my gosh hey if you're listening to this show and you're not a subscriber

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And then you might as well follow me on social media as well. Otherwise, we may have to, you know, could get ugly. You never know. you never know you know I'm not going to pull out a weapon stop it I don't think of you as cattle on a ship that's sick yet anyway

oh man that's gonna be fascinating to see what happens with that cattle anyway and uh you see where Oprah oh no it's not good to uh mess with Oprah man and apparently the rumors say that Oprah

is a livid with Prince Harry. I know. So they've got a big interview coming up this weekend, as a matter of fact. You know, for me, I'm just really relieved and happy to be sitting here talking to you with my wife by my side, because I can't begin to imagine what it must have been like for her going through this process by herself all those years ago, because it has been unbelievably tough for the two of us, but at least we had each other. That's the promo that they released online for CBS Presents, Oprah with Megan and Harry, a primetime special Sunday, March 7th. So at the end, oh my gosh, this video, at the end when he says, at least we had each other.

And she says, yeah, as she turns away from him, she doesn't continue to look at him when she says, yeah, after that. she turns away from him with this look of, I'm telling you, their marriage is doomed. I know she's pregnant now with the second kid. It's over. But now, all right, let's move on with that because we started with Oprah being pissed. So Oprah has this big interview, right?

I mean, it's the biggest interview of the deal, right? The Duke of Sussexton. They've given Oprah the life and what happened and why they left the royals in their front. first interview since they left. But Harry shows up on James Corden's The Late Lades Show riding on the top of a bus, and he's answering all kinds of questions that Oprah was supposed to have the exclusive answer to.

So, I mean, Oprah has already sold this interview to CBS, and CBS has already sold it to the United Kingdom, right? I think they get it 24 hours. after it airs here in the U.S. this weekend. And it's just incredible. I mean, that's got, Oprah's got to be pissed. But now more people are going to see Oprah do this interview than James Gordon, you know, riding around at the top of a bus with Harry in California.

But I got to tell you, if I'm Oprah, I'm pissed too. But more telling is that promo, man. And she says, yeah. And I know that I'm, I know, I know, I know, I know. But when she turns, man, at the end and says, yeah, because he says, at least we had each other. And she could hear her go, yeah. But she's turning away from him to look back at Oprah with this look.

It did not look good, man. I think my call is right. It won't be very long. and that divorce is happening. Because it has been unbelievably tough for the two of us, but at least we have each other. Oh, and she turns her head away and then says, yeah, it's incredible. I know it's the Royals, I get it, but I can't wait for this interview.

And it's going to be some telling stuff in this interview. And it looks like they've interviewed, they were interviewing at some place really nice, probably at the, you know, the Megan and Harry new house. we'll just see it's so beautiful with them and Oprah I guess it starts out with I guess it starts out with just Oprah

and Megan and then Harry comes in and at least we had each other yeah oh man there's like a knife in his heart man could I be reading more into it

than is there? Sure but I don't think so yeah it does look like there in where is it they live Montessie

Cito, right? With, uh, that's where, uh, that's where they all live, uh, uh, Katie Perry. Uh, Oprah. Oprah has a place there too, so that's probably where the interview was. Yeah. Ellen, uh, and Porta, of course. Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman. They all, they all live in that neighborhood.

So that's a, I was sure that's where it was. I see where Ellen, though. He sees Ellen one of her. dumps. So she must be happy out there, Montecito, because she's selling one of her Beverly Hills homes for, I don't know, $53.5 million. She bought it for 45, so she's making a little bit of cash. She bought it a couple years ago, way back in 2019. 10,000 square feet.

It's a pretty nice place. Pretty nice place. It's got its, you know, outdoors. kitchen, pizza oven, tennis court, resort style swimming pool. Then over there on the other side of the property, it's got its own bar in the dining room, guest house,

its spa. You know, it's just one of those little dumps in Beverly Hills. So I guess they're not happy with it. Maybe we'll run a little bit low on cash since the big debacle. I see where a couple other houses for sale too, that would be nice. Steve Spurie

former Florida Gators, South Carolina Gamecox coach, Steve Spruyer, the old ball coach, selling his place in St. Augustine, I would love to have that place. If you would like to buy Steve Spruyer's house for me in St. Augustine, that would be very nice. It's only $5.8 million. And it's his little Crescent Beach getaway. He bought it for $400,000. well he bought the property for 400,000. And then he built the house. Took him about five years to build the house.

So he's selling it now for $5.5.8 million. You could probably talk them into $5 million. So if you'd like to buy myself and my family this place in St. Augustine right there on the ocean, and in between the, you know, inland waterway and the ocean, the Atlantic Ocean, that would be very nice. And I would love you so much for it.

you know he was asking six and now he's dropped it he's dropped it a couple hundred thousand so you could probably talk him down to five uh it's seven thousand seven hundred and thirty four square feet five bedrooms seven full bath two half bathrooms three stories connected by an elevator nice plenty of rooms for family members and guest upper level has views of both the intercoastal and the atlantic ocean nice got the wraparound balcony yeah it looks pretty really nice really nice floor to home there on the Atlantic the top floor has a chef's kitchen

complete with two cooktops three ovens wine fridge walk-in pantry along with a breakfast bar master suite features a separate sitting room dual bathrooms closets room as a gym office built-ins with half a bath also the upper floor ground floor has a kitchen

dining and living room two bedroom suites down one more floor and enclosed walkway leads from the three-car garage, sauna, storage, another gym, hallway shot shows what appears to be sports memorabilia. Well, yeah, I mean, you steep spreeer, hello.

And above the garage is an apartment for guests with two bedrooms and a kitchenette there too, so you can go ahead and stay above the garage. You're not going to stay in the main house. No, no, the main house is not for you, but you can stay in the main house. So if you'd like to get that for me, that would be wonderful.

I would really appreciate it. So would my family. It would be very, very nice. Now, sure, you could get the Ellen DeGeneres dump in Beverly Hills for 53 point, what she's selling that place for in Beverly Hills? $53.5 million? You could probably talk her down to 53. She spent 45 on it with probably some renovations,

but you get her to 53, and she still makes a couple of bucks and you're sitting pretty with your Beverly Hills with your 10,000 foot Beverly Hills house for 53 million. I'm not greedy though, okay? I'm not going to try to ask for too much. I'd rather have the St. Augustine house for $5.8 billion. I see where Joe Buck is selling his place.

In St. Louis, I'd sell that place in St. Louis if I was you too, Joe. He wants three. $8.3 million for his place in in St. Louis. It looks nice. It's a kind of a ranch style you know, house there outside of St. Louis. It looks like he's got some property.

Hunt doesn't say, what's he got? See, 3.3 million. Wow. I mean, he didn't even pay a million dollars for this place, so he's making some extra cash. Wow, so it's got the basement has a wet bar, wine room, two gyms, full set of weights, yeah, big deal. Sunroof, family room with French doors, fireplace, hardwood floors, wrought iron chandelier, rustic, family rooms, French doors, built in grill, ducked out cabana. Oh, that's pretty. It's got the big pool.

Nice. Very nice. Owners suite built for two, walking closets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an up north ranch style house. 3.3 million. I bought it for 800,000 bucks. Wow, that's a.

Prices have gone up for Joe and Megan, you know, the wife. So, I mean, I don't really want that, but if you wanted to get it for me, along with the St. Augustine place. You know, if you want to throw in the St. Louis house when you're buying, let's say you have an extra 10-mill laying around. And you can get both places. the one in St. Augustine

and the one in St. Louis for 10 million or below and you want to give them to myself and my family. Thank you. Thank you very much. Amazon folded and they of course they folded

because they're one of the proud woke companies in America today. But they changed their smartphone app that had, you know, the Amazon smiley face, arrow, whatever you want to call it,

on it, but they put what was considered to be just a piece of tape over the top, you know, and it was jagged edge piece of tape over the top above the Amazon smiley face. Here, I'll hold it up to the camera. You can see it. See what it looks like? Yeah, it's got the Amazon logo and it just has a little piece of blue tape there at the top with the jagged edges.

And just looking at it, it, you think, okay, that's their new smartphone app. But you can quote me on this. Once you see it, you see it. And people complained that that particular shape with the smiley face arrow and the jagged edge piece of tape over the top looked like Hitler. Now, you know, you think of it before I did. tells you that. Here, I look at it again.

I held it up to the camera. And you think, okay, well, that's just the Amazon logo with a little piece of tape. But when you then, now it's in your head, then it looks like the furor. And, you know, now you can't unsee it. That's all you can think of. So one person, you know, of course, one of the comments was, looks like a happy little cardboard Adolf to me. One person said,

At new app logo, looking like they're the third most downloaded in the Reich section. That's awesome. Really, really funny. But you can't have that. This won't stand in today's woke culture, man. No way. And I'm told that it's not woke anymore.

We keep using that term. And it's not woke anymore. And now I'm trying to remember, what it is. I'm going to have to ask my daughter. So hold on a second and I got to go ask my daughter. Hold on and I'll find out. Okay. So just calm down. You got to ask my daughter. She'll have an answer for me. Okay. So here we go. There's two of them now. All right. There's two terms that are the new terms for

wokeness you know woke all right the the one is lit okay that's that's one and the other is poggers p o g-g-g-r-s-pog-er-s pagers so poggers is something that's really cool and exciting and lit i guess is the same thing so i guess originally that was for things that were woke so lit and poggers so anyway I mean, Amazon is a, you know, woke company, all right? So they're going to change. And they just did. They didn't announce it. They just did it.

They just changed it. And they instead made it a left the, you know, of course, they're leaving the Amazon smiley face arrow. But then they, instead of the jagged edge full piece of tape over the top, you see here, I'll hold it up to the camera. It's a full piece of tape over the top. top and then it just has a corner pulled up so I guess it's a you know guy with a hair lip no that's not it just stop it it's just a piece of tape with the corner pulled up it's not doesn't look like Hitler it doesn't look like someone with a hair lip nothing it's just an Amazon logo for their app icon with the tape corner pulled up so okay and of

course of course Amazon you know, didn't have a big press release. They just did it. It's always exploring new ways to delight their customers. They designed that new icon to spark anticipation and excitement and joy when customers start their shopping journey on their phone, just as they do when they see our boxes on their doorstep. Oh, yeah, that's what it is. That's what I think of when I order on Amazon.

on anticipation excitement and joy i just want my product i just want my product okay i don't care if the app icon has a mustache has a hair lip has a piece of tape on it but you know they do and you know it's a billion dollar company billions dollar company and if they want to put a piece of tape over the top of their little smiley face arrow that you'd go right ahead so i had this sent to me on social media that talks about moms now and moms then

and it's captioned with anyone else think this is a big reason why we have these whiny temper tantrum throwing fascists ruining everyone's lives now. They're the same brats who walked all over their parents and so there's a list and we

the list is interesting you know it's back back when I was a kid They didn't do that. I'll tell you that right now. So, uh, moms, uh, now, that word is inappropriate. Moms then. Say that again and I'll wash your mouth out with soap.

Ha! Moms now. Good job trying one bite for the dinner I made. Now you can have mac and cheese. Moms then. You'll eat what I make, whether you like it or not. There are starving children in the dinner. world. I never even got the starving children in the world. It's like, that's what I made for dinner.

You're going to freaking eat it. Moms then, I can see you're upset. Take a deep breath and use your words. Bob's then. You better stop crying or I'll really give you something to cry about. Yeah, that was more dads, really. I mean, that went well, especially in the cars. Don't make me pull this thing over. I will give you something to cry about. mom is now You can't walk around the block by yourself I'll drive you text me when you need a ride back Moms then

You want to go out Take your bike Be home before dark That's a fact And how about Not only you want to go out Go You've been in the house too long

You can't be sticking inside the house all this time Get out I don't care if you take your bike get out. You can play in the yard. You can go over to your friend's house, but I don't want you around here. Mom's now,

I packed your bento box with almond butter on whole grain kale chips and an organic smoothie. Bob's done, take a brown bag with a bologna sandwich and wonder bread, grab a Twinkie and a Hawaiian punch, too. Man, I would have loved to have a Twinkie and a Hawaiian punch.

It was a bologna or peanut butter and jelly sandwich and maybe an apple, maybe. And you can get a milk at school. If you get a chocolate milk, but I'd rather drink you have white milk at school. And here's a little small bag of chips, some kind of chips. And maybe even not a small bag of chips. Maybe you get a handful of chips from the big bag into a Ziploc in the paper bag. for your lunch. That's where I used to have a guy that I went to school with

that would eat the whole apple. You know, the core and everything. I never could do that. You know, I could eat. This is going to come as a surprise to you. I could eat a lot of things. And, you know, have and did. But I didn't eat the apple core.

It was the strangest thing. My man, Kerry, would be eating lunch and lunch and lunch. the school gym where we everybody ate lunch and you didn't sit over there on that side of the gym all right you were that was you built up to that those were the those were the ninth graders you are the seventh and eighth graders you're sitting over here and the eighth graders sit here and the seventh graders sit there and that's the way it is you know and you were made aware you were made aware first week

in the school where the sitting takes place. Who are you? Why are you sitting here? You don't belong here. You belong over there. Go now. I mean,

you do not get those days back. I guess you do. I guess you do. That's why children are so bad and they get bullied in school. They just can't live. Instead of just going over there and sitting

and you're part of the the gym. How about you zip it and go over there and eat your lunch there and don't bother us over here. How about that? That was kids then. Maybe kids now too, except kids now say, no, you're bullying me. Say that again? I'll wash your mouth out with soap.

And I'm looking forward to coming up on Friday. All right. The fifth of. March 2021, the coming, the number two, America drops on Amazon. That is going to be fun to watch. I may have to watch the first one and then we'll go right into the second one. I'm not sure, but I'm looking forward to it. I can't wait.

I'm kind of worried that the best stuff I've already seen in all the trailers and the rest of it is just going to be, eh? So, cross your fingers for coming to America because the first one is comedy genius. One of the funniest movies ever, some of the greatest lines ever. You know, I can quote that movie from here to the end of time for anything. And so let's hope, keep your fingers crossed. that coming to America, which is going to be up on Amazon, or down on Amazon,

or drop on Amazon, Friday. And so it should be, should be a good weekend. And I've got the documentary on Woody Allen to watch. I've got the, I've got the other Dingleberry movie. I've got a watch that's up on,

you know the stupid new movie Tom and Jerry we talked about it yesterday so I mean there's stuff to watch man there's stuff going on to watch plus I read we got to talk tomorrow about Yellowstone and some spin-offs of Yellowstone and Kevin Costner

and some of the deals he's working on we've got to talk about that tomorrow because I'm a little ticked I'm a little ticked at some of the articles about Kevin Costner and I don't think they know who they're messing with. And we're going to remind them who they're messing with. They'll tell you that.

Yeah. Yeah. That's right. You heard me. Don't. Don't make me pull this thing over. I'll give you something to cry about.