Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 572 | Fat Pile Friday: Unicorns & Probes

Episode Date: March 5, 2021

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eco-friendly now. I can't wait. I can't wait. Welcome to chewing the fat. Okay, welcome to it. It is Fat Pile Friday. We have got, I mean, a pile of fat to get through today. No doubt about it. Thank you for coming along for the ride today. I guess we'll start in South Carolina as they have voted to use firing squads. as a way to perform executions. Right. They want to, look, we've got a shortage of lethal injections.

The drugs needed for the lethal injections, that's what they had a shortage of. And I guess whatever they had left was out of date. So they decided, well, you know what? Let's use the electric chair. And then they were nice. They were nice. They decided, look, we're going to keep lethal injection. as an execution method if the drugs are available,

but would require prison officials to use the electric chair if they are not available. But, and this is where they're nice, they're going to give the inmates a choice. If the lethal injection isn't available and you don't want the electric chair, you can choose death by firing squad if you want. in South Carolina.

I think that's very nice of them. I mean, they're giving the inmates a choice, which is, you know, less than what they normally get, because normally you'd go, no, this is how we're going to end your life. You were found guilty. You were put on death row. We've decided to do it this way. Don't like it?

Tough. I know that we're concerned about cruel and unusual punishment, but tough. Now, there's been a lack of drugs all over the country. We've talked a lot about that on this show. But in South Carolina's death row, dropped from 60 inmates to 37 because of natural deaths.

That's wow. So South Carolina adds the firing squad as a means to the execution, you know, if it finally reaches, you know, law, which the governor's already said, yeah, I'll sign it. Don't worry about it. It'd be become the fourth state. Utah, Oklahoma, and Mississippi is one of the, and it is one of the nine states that maintains an electric chair. Nice. Then in Tennessee, we have a bill that makes obstructing highways a felony and it grants immunities.

to drivers who unintentionally hit someone. Good. So a bill in the Tennessee General Assembly will make obstructing a highway a felony. It would also grant immunity to those drivers who, of course, unintentionally injure or kill someone blocking a highway. It upgrades the offense of obstructing a highway or street from a class B or C. demeanor to class E felony. Wow. And it would also apply to obstructing a railway, waterway, hallway, or any other place used for the passage of persons, vehicles, or conveyances. Yes, good. If I want to get somewhere, obviously, I want to get somewhere. You can quote me on that.

100%. If I want to get somewhere. If I want to get somewhere. somewhere I want to get somewhere and to block highways is just highways and roads and thorough fares is not a good way to get people on your side I never understood it I still don't understand it so if you're if and if you're a driver and the road is being blocked by a mob and they start banging on your cars and trying to obstruct your attempt to get through. That's a scary moment.

And you don't want to just roll down your window, open your door and say, excuse me, I'm really trying to get through. Could you guys just move over to the left just a little bit? Or to the right, either one. I just want to get through. No. I mean, they will drag you out of your car. So class E felonies are punishable by up to six years in prison.

And it would impose a mandatory $3,000 fine. Okay. I mean, if you were to hit someone or run someone over, and we've talked about it before, especially on Pat's show when I'm in with Pat on Wednesday and Fridays and, you know, filling in on the show, we've talked a lot about that because if you hit someone, obviously, it's better for you to get through the,

crowd and then, you know, go to the police department right away and say, hey, you know, this happened or that happened because everybody's going to have video of it and it's better to, you know, cover your butt than try to just, you know, go home. Who do you think you are? The South Dakota Attorney General that could just hit something and go home? No, no, you can't. You and I can't. We've got to have it covered. But I like that and I wish that was a a bill and or a law around the country. Now, is that going to stop people from blocking thoroughfares? Very doubtful.

Very doubtful. But it just hopefully will put a hindrance in their thinking, knowing that it's going to be mandatory $3,000 fine. And they could go to jail. They could go to jail, which would be six years? That's a long time. That's a long time to spend in prison. life has moved on since you went into prison when you get out after six years, my friends.

Are you going to spend six years in prison? No. But, you know, you're still going to end up going to jail and it's not going to be fun. So it may actually be a hindrance to those of you who, you know, want to make your grievances known by blocking the road. Get out of the way! Please. Thank you. All right, let's talk a little bit, a little bit of social media, shall we?

We can start with eBay. eBay really isn't social media, but it is Internet. And I guess it's social media in some shape or form. But they have decided that because Dr. Seuss books are offensive now, at least the six Dr. Seuss books, that they found are offensive. You know, the antith, you know, that I saw it on Malberry Street. If I ran the zoo, McElliott's Pool, On Beyond Zebra,

scrambled eggs super, and cat's quizer that are no longer going to be published because they portray people in ways that are hurtful. eBay has decided, look, we're an internet company that helps people, you know, we're a marketplace. And we help people, you know, make a little money and sell stuff and move goods. Yeah, we're not going to let you resell those books. Wait. What?

Yeah. No, you're not going to be able to. We're going to prevent the resale of the six Dr. Seuss books. Oh. Okay. So they are currently sweeping their marketplace to remove these items. Okay. All right.

according to this story, when it was written hundreds of listings for the six books could be found on the platform, but apparently that was lower than when the news first broke and people were selling on eBay there, Dr. Seuss books. So I would say there's going to have to be, you know, a new name for Dr. Seuss. You're going to have to either go with, you know, with the real name of Seuss, which was what's a Geisel, or, you know, you're going to have to say, you know, call it. But, you know, Dr. Teeth or Dr. Dingell, something. I don't know.

Off the top of my head, I'm sure there's better choices. But you're going to have to call it something to sell it on eBay, right? It's going to have to be some special name that you use. Or you just sell it at your yard sale and advertise that there may be Dr. Zeus book. But no, I don't know if they'd allow that anymore to do that. I don't know. I mean, you're just going to have to sell it on the Facebook marketplace, right?

Will they allow that? I don't know. I don't know the answer to that question. But you can almost bet that the answer will be a new. No, you can't. And YouTube has decided that Donald Trump, former president, Donald Trump, his speech at CPAC, Uh, yeah, no, that, uh, we cannot let that be up on YouTube. They have, uh, they have, uh, suspended RSBN, which is the right side broadcasting network.

Uh, they've, it's suspended them from YouTube for two weeks because of the Trump CPAC 2021 speech, which according to YouTube violated their guidelines on election. misinformation. So the right side broadcasting network first noted the deletion of the CPAC Trump video on Thursday and then we're just going to, you know, we're just going to suspend you from YouTube altogether for putting that speech up. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Well. Parlor has dropped its antitrust lawsuit against Amazon, but they went ahead and sued them again for defamation and breach of contract. Interesting. Interesting. We'll see how that works out.

They're back up and they're back running and, you know, they're trying to, you know, they're trying to, you know, still portray themselves as the platform that protects free speech. And we'll see how they go. We talked a little bit about it before how they were so much on fire. They were really on fire. and, you know, this really put a knife in their heart. So we'll see if they can come back from that. I don't know.

I don't know that they can. I'm still up there, Jeff Fisher Radio, you know, on Facebook and Instagram and Parlor, at Jeffrey JFR on Twitter. But, man, it's tough. It's tough. Judge just approved $650 million dollar Facebook privacy lawsuit settlement. Wow. So $650 million.

Uh, hey, yeah, go ahead and settle for that. Let me just settle. The Facebook, uh, allegedly using photo tagging and other biometric data without the permission of its users. Well, okay. So, they get the permission now with their rights, right? With their, with their, yeah, you agreed to it. So the class action lawsuit that was filed in Illinois six years ago, nearly 1.6 million Facebook users in Illinois

who submitted claims will be affected. It's one of the largest settlements ever for a privacy violation. It'll put, I'll get this, it's a 1.6, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's a $650 million settlement. $650 million. You're going to get about $345 bucks.

so that's good right that's good right congratulations of course it's of course it's good that's good that's what you wanted because they used your information and did everything with your photo and did whatever they wanted to with their with their biometric data and you weren't made aware of it so you were harmed and that's why you sued six years ago and now you're going to get $345 congratulations Alright let's go to the break room

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Earlier this winter, they asked Minnesotans to submit their cleverest names for a snowplow in their fleet. Nearly 24,000 entries were tallied and they narrowed down to the best 50. eight winners were determined by an online vote. The department said more than 122,000 votes were cast in the contest. And guess which one had the most votes? Plowy Mick Plow face. Of course it did. It got more than twice as many as any other suggestion.

Because people are, well, smart. they think they're funny. So plowy Mcplow face. So what they're done is they have eight districts that they're going to rename a snowplow. And each snowplow will service, you know, that district. And they're going to have, you know, the new moniker on the snowplow. So in the metro district, you get plowey Mcplow face. Then in district four, and if you live in Minnesota, you know where district four is.

You're going to get, oh, just going to plow right. past you. In District 1, you get Duck, Duck, Orange Truck. Kind of cute. District 2 gets Plow Bunyan. Get it? You know, Plow Bunyan

get it? District 6 gets Snoopy 1 Kenobi. You know, kind of cute. District 7 gets F. Salt Fitzgerald. District

3 gets Darth Blader. I kind of like, you know, the Star Wars connection are kind of cute. And District 8 gets the truck formerly known as Plow. So, wow. Man, I bet you they're happy about that in Minnesota. Right? Right. I am sure they are, man.

Wow. Okay, so are you all good? you've subscribed and now you're a free-loading subscriber and you're a good person on the planet rather than just being one of those freeloaders that nobody likes. Excellent. We might as well head over to the entertainment section

of Fat Pile Friday. Yes, there's a plob of fat right there just off to the side of the main blob of flat with entertainment. You see where Connor Cruz, Connor Cruz, Tom and Nicole Kidman's son, 26-year-old son, Connor. He was adopted along with his sister when Tom and Nicole were married.

Now, you want to talk about a good luck of the draw, man. You are talking about Connor and his sister Bella. Wow. were adopted by Tom Cruz and Nicole Kidman. Now you're talking about being adopted into a pretty good life. And by that, I mean, you've got Connor Cruz, 26-year-old. He's just posted in January how he caught this big giant yellowfin tuna. And he was holding it up, and that's the picture he shared on his Instagram.

and he the caption read yellow fin were chewing today right so he tied it with chewing the fat thank you Connor appreciate it love you too baby I know you're at las winas resort in the arena down south there with your with your big fit deep sea fishing and you got the yellowfin tuna but I appreciate the shout out to chewing the fat on your Instagram page yellow fin we're chewing today and people were unhappy with him You know, some people said, hey, congratulations, but most people were very unhappy. You've killed a living creature and you're proud of it. I would answer, yes.

Others deemed him as awful and sad. Thumbs down emojis. You have all the money in the world and you're out there torturing and slaughtering fish. Good job. Ug entitled life once again. Why did you hunt and kill? Surely not for your livelihood. No, but I wanted to eat my yellowfin tuna.

That's why we're chewing. So people are a little mad at Connor for getting his yellowfin tuna. I would say congratulations, Connor. Congratulations on catching your yellowfin tuna. I mean to tell you, though, I mean, that's a good life that Connor has got and his sister Bella Cruz, who's a couple years older than Connor. Wow, adopted by Tom and Nicole.

It's got to be a, that's tough to take. That's tough to take. You know, speaking to Tom, you see where they're not even shooting Mission Impossible seven and eight back to back now, because they were seven near completion after, you know, their globe-trotting pandemic shoot, and they wanted to shoot the eighth one, you know, back to back,

because they were out there shooting, let's do it. We've got everybody there, and we're ready to go. And Tom has got to do his promotional duties for top gun because they couldn't get it done in time because of the pandemic and other places not filming, and there was, you know, there was time. So the gap is too much. So they said,

no, we're not going to shoot it. Now, it comes because there was stories talking about how the team was all wound up that they had to go shoot in the Middle East. And, you know, they wanted to get back to London because the younger people, some of the people that were, you know, not the big money people. The morale of the team was low. And many people who have been working on the picture since 2019 were, a little upset and wanted to get home.

And they've already spent several months away from their loved ones due to the strict traveling regulations. That's the deal. You signed the deal. That's the way it goes. So many of them were concerned that they're staying in the UAE following the news that all direct flights have been banned to and from the UK starting on that weekend that They were going to start shooting.

So they stopped the shooting. Shut it down. So there you go, Tom. Go out and promote your movie and be Mr. Big Shot, but you're not going to get it all filmed like you wanted to. And we saw your breakdown of all the people that weren't socially distanced while they were doing their film work off to the side. So now you can be able to try to hopefully,

hopefully get it done without having to spend pandemic money that you've already spent. spent. And maybe Conner can do some more fishing. Hey, don't forget coming to America is out today. For those of you listening live on the 5th of February 2021,

it's up on Amazon Prime. I'm ready to watch it, man. I am excited. I'm excited to catch it. It better be good. Now, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. My expectations are way up here, and it's not going to be

as good as my expectations want. So I'll give you a full review on Monday. When we get back to chewing the fat, I may even give you a live review, you know, on one of my social media channels this weekend just to get it over with. But my expectations are pretty high. But I see where they,

and I miss the Jimmy Kimmel episode, where Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall were on interviewing, about the show, about the movie, but they talked about how they were forced to put a white person in the movie, and that's how Louis Anderson got the gig. Now, they said that the studio, hey, there has to be a white person in the movie.

And I was like, what? And then he thought, well, so who's the funniest white guy around? We knew Louis was cool, so that's how Louis got in the movie. Now, Arsenio Hall said, yeah, I had a list. They gave me a list.

list of three white guys. They said, who would you rather work with? I said, Louis. So whatever the case, you know, Louis got it and he got the gig, right? And it was, I mean, and that's when the big bucks kick in. So, I mean, that is awesome. He did a great, no matter how he got in the movie, he did a great job in it. There's no question about that. Now, Louis has told his story about how he believed he got the gig. And this is maybe how he got the gig, how they knew Louis and how, hey, Louis's cool. We'll give him the gig.

He said back in the late 80s, while dining at the Ivy of Beverly Hills hotspot for celebs, Anderson said he spotted Murphy and his entourage, and he told the waiter, hey, put Murphy and Company's tab on my credit card. And so I told the waiter, hey, don't tell him until after I leave. I'm not going, I'm not doing it to be a big shot. I'm doing it because I'm from the Midwest and that's how we do it. So the next morning, Anderson received a call from Eddie saying,

hey, thanks for the gesture. Nobody's ever bought me anything. And also, he wanted to cast me in the movie called Coming to America. That's how Louis was cool. He bought him dinner with the entourage and he was top of mind. for Eddie in the movie. And he said, Louis said that karma is tremendous. And it was the best $660 I ever spent. No kidding.

Just a couple of headlines from around the world, just to let you know what's happening in a few places around the world. Miramar authorities charge Associated Press Journalists. 38 people killed in a day of protest just the other day, says UN envoy. Islamic State says it killed female media workers in East Afghanistan. Yay! Latest rocket attack in Iraq raises questions about strike on Iran-backed militias. Yay!

The U.S. warns of military response to the rocket attack on a Iraq. rock base. Yay. Denmark becomes the first European nation to tell Syrian refugees you got to go home. Saying the country is now safe. Oh, okay.

Yeah, look, we're happy that you were here, but you got to go. Your country is perfect now. So get out. That's nice of Denmark. I'm all for that. It's their country. They can

do what the heck they want. Right? Right. That's what I thought. I see where Richard Biggo, I'm sorry, Richard Barnett,

Richard Biggo, Barnett, who was a writer that was the guy that took a picture of himself at Pelosi's desk, and he stormed off the office and took, you know, he was smiling and holding up an envelope. Well, he's pissed

that he's still in jail. And he said so in court. He says, they're dragging this out, they're letting everyone else out. He was yelling at the court hearing. It's not fair that he's still in jail with a slew of his fellow riders.

They've already been released. This has been a bunch of crap. He's a 60-year-old man from Arkansas. He's facing several charges, including theft. He posed, you know, he was in Pelosi's office, and he posed an arming himself with a stun gun as the MAGA mob attacked the Capitol. Okay.

Now, he was one of the first of at least 300 people to be arrested for participating in the riots, and he's one of the few that still remain in jail. He says, they can't keep pushing me out month by month. Okay. He does not want to remain in D.C. prison for another month while others have already gone home. It seems that his upsetness in yelling fell on deaf ears.

The judge is going to rule. And then the hearing ended. Eh, next court date, May 4th. Have a nice day. Want to bet? Yeah, we're busy. Click May 4th. Have a nice day.

Oh. Okay. No problem. problem. So, okay. I guess he's described himself as a white nationalist. And he said, I did not steal it. I bled on it because they were macing me and I couldn't effing see. So I figured I'm in her office. I got blood on her office. I put a quarter on her desk, even though she ain't effing worth it. I left her a note on her desk that says Nancy Biggo was here. you bitch. He insists that he was pushed inside the Capitol by a large crowd during the rally and he has

since returned the empty envelope. So there's that. A new Rasmussen poll reports that 37% of likely voters polled, 37% of likely voters pulled believe that President Biden will be reelected. Wow. There were three answers. 23% believe a Republican will defeat the incumbent president. And the bad news is that 30%

believe that he's going to resign and not run for re-election. Wow. I mean, if you watch some of the videos that we've played on Pat Unleashed. I don't play them here because I try to avoid, you know, as much of the political stuff. It's hard. It's really hard because he is appearing to be more out to

lunch every day. And he's done no press conferences, and I know what he says. I'm happy to take questions and stuff, but I don't think he is. And he's asking for permission to do things that, you know, they're going to try to write it off, but it just

seems like he is out of it. And you knew it. If you watched any in-depth news coverage of him, you knew it. And yet it just doesn't matter. And it didn't matter. And there he sits in the Oval Office. So there you have it. So apparently down at the border, the cartel, the smugglers, the coyotes are overwhelmed at the border.

So they've decided, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You need to put this wristband on. You need to have a special color, and we're going to number them. And we need to manage this. So when you get there, there's just too many people and too many things happening. So we need to know that you're one of ours. Okay, so have this on your wrist. So we know who you are and who you belong to.

Apparently the Border Patrol agents have been finding wristbands for the last couple of months. As there seems to be a surge of illegal immigrants coming across the border. Huh. Ha! That is so weird. It's so weird that it just happens to be within the last couple of months that we've seen this surge of people coming into the country. So weird.

I wonder why that could be. We've got the big Harry, Megan, and Oprah interview, or is it Megan and Harry and Oprah? Or is it Oprah, Megan, and Harry? I think that's what it is. You got the Oprah, Megan, and Harry interview coming up this weekend for those of you listening live. their interview, I think, is on Sunday, which is the seventh.

So I'm looking forward to that. That will be fun because I know we've got a big Buckingham Palace probe into bullying from Megan. So, you know, they did not like working for her. She made a lot of people feel uncomfortable. And that was from the very beginning, man, before she was even married to Harry. Right? She was getting all the free stuff.

sent to her all these designers were sending her free stuff and the palace said oh yeah no you can't keep that we are royals you're not an actress anymore and you don't get to keep that

so you don't get that and then remember they had the big deal where Prince Charles eventually he picked up the tabby yeah I'll just buy the clothes don't worry about it here you go I got here's some money for you no problem now Megan believes that

the bullying probe is the calculated smear campaign orchestrated by the palace to deflect attention from this Oprah Winfrey sit down. Plus Harry just got done with his buddy. What's his face? James Corden.

So Oprah is, you know, they are pushing this interview harder. She's already spent a bunch of money out of it and she's got money from the UK. We talked about that. So anyway, it'd be fascinating to see how that all plays out, man. I am looking forward to it. And it'll be very interesting how the interaction between Megan and Harry,

remember we played that one interview where she turns her head and turns away when she answer. Oh, yeah, everything's fine. It's on us. Oh, okay. All right, no problem. You got it. You got it. Speaking of probes, you see where China has made the anal COVID-19 swabs mandatory for all foreign travelers arriving in the country.

Okay, remember where they said, that's why I was surprised. I remember if we talked about it out loud or not. We may have talked about it just, you know, silently, mentally, through our psychically brain cycle cycle we may have just done it psychically anyway so remember when the U.S. diplomats had to be probed they I don't know that they ever said they were sorry but they said they would try to change it or something it was worded really weird and I remember thinking and maybe we did talk about it why would China do that is China they just tell you to bug off and then Japan just had a big

deal with them, you know, pissed that they had to get anally probed coming into the country. Well, now China is like, yeah, now it's the new travel requirement. There's testing hubs at the Beijing and Shanghai airports, and that's just the way it is. Move on. The tests, according to China, provide a higher degree of accuracy than other screening methods for the virus. So if you're coming into the country, then you're going to get anally probed,

and that's just the way it is. Wow. I mean, that's pretty strong. And they remember, and that was because, I mean, when Japan said, hey, stop performing these exams on our citizens when they enter the country, China was like, no. This happens for everybody now.

And oh my gosh. Japan, who reported in China that they received the anal swab test, it caused a great psychological pain. Did it? Did it cause a great psychological pain? That's if I, I wish I could say did it in Chinese, in Maniase, in Manichael. I wish I could, you know, speak Mandarin because that is what I want to say. Did it? Okay, here you go.

This is what China said to the Japanese when they said the anal swabs caused a great psychological pain. That is did it in Mandarin. All right. All right. As we're along, we're traveling in our did it or our probed section. One of my favorite stories of the day, Rudy Giuliani's daughter has done an interview for Vanity Fair. And the title of the interview is a... A unicorn's tail.

Three-way sex with couples has made me a better person. Right? I know. Caroline Rose Giuliani openly discusses her sexual escapades with other couples. That is so good. I mean, she opens up the piece. for Vanity Fair with I want to watch my boyfriend

bend you over Now she's 32 years old and she's known for some time that she was at least bisexual but had barely explored that side of her sexuality Now she knew she wanted to experience new dynamics so she signed up

for the dating site Unicorns women who agree to have sex with couples. And one woman and I chatted, we got to know each other. I'm typically, you know, more submissive sexually, but we were texting each other and it quickly turned into sexting.

And wow, I've really, you know, I was pleased to discover that having been submissive myself, finding the language that turned, Isabella turned around, came naturally to me. So she met them at a bar. And then, of course, they ended up back. at their place you know one thing led to another and pretty soon uh they were uh you know having having sex together and you know the isabella uh enjoys role playing and uh she just she just loved it and

we just had an experience she now um believes that uh this this relationship this time together with Isabella and Oliver and she now believes, you know, she just, she was overwhelmed with his desire to fulfill her was a deeper motivation fulfilling me. I know, I know. Well, now she identifies as pansexual and admits she's battled anxiety and depression

her entire life. And she writes the incredible moments of connection and transformation. I've shared with these couples reminds me that my expansive mind is a gift. So be sure to get that Vanity Fair article with Carolyn Rose, Giuliani, a unicorn's tail. Got me thinking about unicorns. And I wondered where we got the whole unicorn thing was fascinating to me. because we all know that a unicorn is, according to the internet, a legendary creature that's been described since antiquity as a beast with a single large pointed spiraling horn projecting from its forehead.

And it symbolizes one of the most wondrous creatures. It represents magic and enhancement. They are believed to be able to bless innocent and virtuous people with wisdom and miracles. The symbols that link the unicorn with such great capacity Is at its horn and hair the spiral horn in people's belief has healing power So it's wonderful that you know that it that it happens Which got me looking at the 10 to best affairs sites for 2021 I know I don't look at me like that I just went down the rabbit hole

You know and um You can write your own jokes with that. So the top 10 best affair sites for 2021 with a 9.8 review coming in at number one. Maybe we just go back to the 10. Maybe we start at the bottom. All right. Coming in at number 10 with a 5.4 review. Victoria Milan, relive the passion.

Find your affair. Coming in at number nine with a 5.7, flirty mature. Number eight with a 5.9. I love L-O-V with a heart and a cross through the top section of the heart. Coming in, where are we at 9? A, number seven with a 6.2. Be naughty. Ooh, that's a good app right there.

It's got millions of active members according to this. Number 6.4 with the number 6.4, with the number 6.5. Adult friend finder. Oh, number five with a 6.5, flirt. Number three, wait, I missed one. I missed one. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. These are the top number.

It says top ten. Top ten best affairs sites. We've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Where the heck is number ten? This just gives me nine. So, okay, number three is one-night friend with a 6.7. Number two, with a 7.9 review, fling.com. And, of course, number one, coming in at 9.8, Ashley Madison.

So there's that going on. And these sites are, of course, reputable. There's millions of active members. Flirt, of course, has many more women than men. One-night friend, open to people of all orientations. And it gives you an advanced search option for people with specific parameters. Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. I feel bummed out now, though, because we only got nine.

and I said the top 10, so let me apologize. We'll just get out of here because now I'm mad. Now I'm mad. I wanted the top 10, and all I got was nine. And I just want to say congratulations to Carolyn Giuliani, who now knows herself better and knows that, you know, it's a beautiful thing and a beautiful life. And she feels better about herself.

And gosh darn it, that's what matters. That's all that matters. Isn't it? No, really.