Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 580 | Prepare. That’s It, Just Prepare

Episode Date: March 17, 2021

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When you're online, not in line, online. The soon-to-be vaccinated people are treating their vaccination dates as a smoozing opportunity for almost all the inoculated folks. I mean, you're in line. You're getting the shot. At least you think you are. That's my theory, is that you just go and get in line, right? And I know that you're supposed to have make an appointment,

but you know that you're never going to go in. You're just there to, you know, talk a little bit. It is that with the people in line? But the story is talking about all these older people. The one that got the most was a viral tweet from this Caitlin Greenidge who said, both my 70-something mom and a relative got asked out in the vaccine line. I'm telling you, people are ready. This summer will be wild.

Another reports that my 89-year-old mother had the same thing happen. and this guy chatting her up in line talking about how hard it was to get old, she said, tell me about it. He said, how old are you? And she said, none of your effing business. No, she told him how old she was, 96. Then he said, hey, do you have a friend? Yep, I have a boyfriend.

Oh, man. Bummer. You mind if I stopped by anyway? A National Guardsman who checked my ID today winked at me. When he gave me my confirmation paperwork, he said, leave this on your dash so they know I checked you out. Oh, yeah. Come on, baby. Yeah.

So apparently there's all kinds of attempts at business going on at the COVID-19 vaccination lines. So if you're looking for a little bit of love, maybe that's the place to be. I mean, people are dressing up for it, right? We had the story about the lady who was wearing her full-length gown and made it the event of her year. People have been dressing up with their best cowboy hats and their fancy dresses and their big rings. So, I mean, it is the place to meet people so that you both can do a little already vaccinated business. Oh, yeah. Welcome to Chewing the Fat.

Yes, indeed. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Thanks for coming along for the ride today. If you're listening live on the 17th of March 2021, today is actually St. Patrick's Day. I think I said yesterday. Yesterday was St. Patrick's Day. I don't know what I was thinking. I guess I wanted to start celebrating early or something. So, you know, happy St. Patrick's Day, if it's something you celebrate. I never, you know, back in the old days when I was a big-time drinker, it just meant another day that gave me an excuse to get really drunk. Well, at St. Patrick's Day. We got to go ahead.

We're drunk. That's just the way it is. Hey, I got a couple emails from people talking about the responding to the story about the birds flying into buildings and how the city of Fort Worth was, you know, dimming their lights for lights out program to save the birds. And I was saying that I don't believe it. I don't believe that, you know, 365 million to a billion birds are flying into buildings. Now, of course, the line is they're dying of unnatural causes and, you know, millions are flying into buildings. And I got your stories, you know, to show, yes, they are, Jeff. And, you know, buildings today are predominantly glass and 60% of the external wall surface, not like the older buildings.

Well, the only thing I can see that I buy maybe that birds are flying into buildings, and this would be during the daytime, is that the glass windows are reflecting the trees from whatever area is around the building. So the birds may think that the trees are, you know, where the windows are, the reflections, and then fly into the windows. I'll give you that. But that's during the day. That's not at night.

So I still have a problem with how the dimming of the lights affect the birds Because they're talking about the urban areas Attracts disorientes, confuses, and exhausted And exhausted, well they say exhausting, exhausts the birds And then that makes them vulnerable to collision with buildings. Yeah, it also makes them vulnerable to, I think I'll just land and take it easy. I'm a bird. I'm exhausted. Oh, well, I'll just stop flying for a little while and fall asleep right here.

I just, it's just incredible to me. I just, I don't believe it. And we still know that, we still know that cats kill most of the birds, right? We know that. They admit that. But we're talking about, and look, we've all had birds fly into the windows of our homes from time to time. As you're sitting there, you know, doing whatever it is. you do in your beautiful home and you know you get the bird flying in them what the heck was that

and then there's a bird either half alive or dead outside your house i get it i get it and of course you know with climate change uh that definitely affects how birds fly right right right the environment we need the shared environment do we do we so they've got different ways that they've got these things called zen curtains that I guess you know make windows on a house safer for birds so if you care you can put that and they can put their markings on windows of these buildings so that you know they say that that makes the birds realize something is there and they'll fly around and that's when they get exhausted and instead of resting birds are so dumb they fly into the buildings I guess that's what happens I don't I don't

understand I still don't believe there's a picture they have in this one story that was sent to me of these sparrows that they say died flying into buildings lit up at night in Chicago and Cleveland. Okay. The picture has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 14, 15 birds. 15 birds. Chicago and Cleveland. Okay. So, that translates into billions? No. No. I'm sorry, I don't believe it.

So I feel like we've talked a little bit about what's going on in Minneapolis, but I know I congratulated the Floyd family for receiving their $27 million civil settlement with the city of Minneapolis and Mayor Jacob Frye, who said the move was a milestone for Minneapolis's racial reckoning. And the brother of George Floyd, Philanese Floyd, Is it Philanize or Philanese? Said he'd give it all back to have his brother alive. I believe that.

Floyd said his brother started a movement and thanked supporters, especially those who took to the streets to protest amid a pandemic. You put your lives on the line. There's nothing I can do to be able to repay you because you showed who you are. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe give the go-fund me money back.

the George Floyd Memorial Campaign on GoFundMe received more donations all time in less than a month you remember way back in 2020 yeah the end of May when the unfortunate death of George Floyd

happened and then the beginning of June yeah 480,000 donations from people in 140 countries worldwide was created by Floyd's brother a filenese, fillin eyes, Floyd, and accumulated more than $13,400,000 in donations. At the same time, George Floyd's younger sister, Bridget, launched a GoFundMe campaign.

She raised $377,080 before she deactivated. So she got a little cash. And Floyd Mayweather, bless his heart, paid for the funeral. services of George Floyd. And I'm guessing that was the funeral in Houston because there was multiple funerals for George Floyd around the country, but the big one, I believe,

was in Houston, and that's probably the one Mayweather paid for. I thought Kanye had something to do with that, too. Maybe they all pitched in. But all that was paid for. So none of the GoFundee money had to pay for the funeral. It's just amazing. Now, we know that the jury

is being chosen, right? We talked about the one juror who said, hey, I don't want to be a jury. I don't want to be on the jury. I'm worried about rioters attacking my home and wife and kids. And, you know, should my name ever be released? Okay. I'm sure that's not going to happen, but they're not going to understand. So the lawyers for a police officer, former police officer Chauvin, argued the juror's knowledge of the news event will bias their ability to render a fair verdict.

the pre-trial publicity is just so concerning. He asked the judge to excuse any prospective jurors who claimed knowledge of the settlement, but the judge denied the defense's request and said he believed prospective jurors were capable of setting aside what they've seen in the news. The $27 million, he said, is unfortunate. Oh, really? Yeah, but it is something to consider, but let's face it. It's not just a legal decision. It's a political decision, and I think people will. realize that.

Do you? So nine of the 12 jurors, I think we talked about that, seated so far, two alternates will be selected. We have seven jurors seated last week. There's a brief interview with the ones that were seated last week. It was supposed to happen this morning, for those of you listening live on Wednesday, the 17th of 2021, to see if about their knowledge of the settlement and whether it will affect their ability to be impartial.

We'll see what comes of that. Of the 15 prospective jurors interviewed by the court, since Friday afternoon, four said they saw the news settlement, and at least three said they believed they could still be impartial. Okay. The judge said he's still considering a change of venue and continuance. He said the defense's motion to sequester the jury was denied.

I think that's a mistake. I think the juror, I mean, obviously it's an expensive proposition. but I think it's a pretty good idea. Although, you know, now that I think about it a little bit, you think, well, now you're going to keep them all in one place. And with, I mean, they're already protesting outside of the courthouse, you know, demanding a fair trial and arguing that the jury must reflect the city's demographics. I mean, you have five who identify as white, one multiracial, one Hispanic, and two black.

So seven of the jurors are in their 20s or 30s and two are in their 50s. I mean, does that represent Minneapolis? I don't know. But with the National Guard there and the police and they're coordinating off the area, many businesses are crying, you know, they're coming off the lockdown, and now they're concerned about, A, not being able to do business, and B, if something bad happens, and they start destroying property again,

it's not going to be pretty for anyone involved. So there's that. Yeah, there's that. Hey, remember way back in July of 2020 seems like a long time ago, a number of high-profile Twitter accounts, like Apple and Elon Musk, and even I think Joe Biden's account, posted messages,

asking for Bitcoin to be sent to a specific address under the pretense that that amount would be doubled. Yeah, well, they arrested, well, I think they arrested three people for that fraud. And one of them, Graham Clark, an 18-year-old, has now agreed to plead guilty to state fraud charges for using compromised, well-known Twitter to solicit more than $100,000 in Bitcoin. He agreed to spend three years in prison, followed by three. three years probation. Part of the plea agreement, he will be sentenced as a youthful offender, and he will be barred from using computers without law enforcement supervision.

Are they going to know what he's doing? No. I mean, I guess it's, you know, a good thing that they're going to watch over him. And he may be eligible to serve some of his time in a military-style boot camp. That'll be good. That'll be good. And yeah, yeah, they arrested two others. This Nima Fizzelli of Orlando, Florida, and Mason Shepard were also charged with federal crimes related to this scam.

Wow. They're going down for it. It's amazing how they, man, they got right on that, didn't they? Yes, they did. They got right on that. Just like they got right on Sharon Osborne for making her offensive remarks on the talk. Well, they weren't really offensive, but now they were as asking someone to show how she was racist. You can't do that in today's world, I guess.

Well, obviously, you can't because now the show is on hiatus. She's under investigation. And this all is happening because she bent the knee. She bent the knee. And she shouldn't have done it. She should have fought back right with Pierce Morgan. The whole deal was her sticking up for Pierce Morgan's right. to talk about Megan Markle and Harry.

It's just incredible. And so now, because she bent the knee and it's never enough, we're going to go back and find out what she did in the past. There's blood in the water. What happened? Now, they're still pushing the narrative that she got rid of Lee Remy because she created a toxic environment. High school vitriol, hatred, and bullying.

Well, I mean, she has said all along that she had nothing to do with the firing of Lee Rameh. And I think the show is also commented on that as well. I could be wrong on that, but I'm just going by memory on that. I thought they all decided that Osborne didn't have anything to do with that. But they're going to push that narrative because that's what Rame wants you to think. That's her out. That's why she got fired was because of that bitch. Sharon Osborne.

So apparently, there are other allegations now. from other people who have said that, and again, part of these allegations come from Lee Ramey, who is already on the prejudice side against Sharon Osborne, right? So you've got to kind of take that into account. But she believes, she says that Osborne called former co-host Julie Chen, and this is Rame saying this is what Sharon said, calling her, Anton and slanty eyes. Wow, if that's true.

I mean, it sounds like that was part of a joke. You can't joke around about that, Jeff. That's what's wrong, okay? That's blatant racism, and it's just unacceptable. Okay, all right, I'm with you, no problem. And they claim that former co-host and one of the creators of the show, if not the creator, Sarah Gilbert, who is a lesbian, referred to her as

well this is their words now referred to her as the pee liquor I can't even I don't even want to say it and I don't know why I'm mad at myself for not saying it but I'm not oh it's okay to say the other words yeah it was

you know pee pee pee liquor and one that I had not I don't know that I remember hearing before fish eater I don't remember anyway just terrible if it's true I'm not laughing. I'm laughing at the situation how horrible it is, okay?

So apparently Sharon is, you know, uses inappropriate language, and then the next minute she's buying them gifts to apologize. So, I mean, she's, A, if the show comes back, Sharon Osborne is not going to be back on the show. It's already, I think that's a done deal, man. That is a done deal. It's over.

She should not have bent the knee, and it even made it more worrisome that she bent the knee because then there's blood in the water, and she is gone. That's not been announced yet, but I'm telling you it's coming. It's coming soon. If it doesn't come today,

it'll come at the end of the week. Late Friday, the talk has decided to move on from Sharon Osborne, and Sharon Osborne will be the one to announce, said, I've decided. I've decided to move on from the talk. The show won't be able to go on under this weight. And I am not a racist, and I can't let this go on.

So I'm just going to step away from the show and bless all the other people on the talk. And I love them, blah, blah, blah, blah, but I can't do the show anymore. Trust me, that's coming. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink. Desperately. Oh my gosh. Like I just spilled some.

No good. You see where Tom Brady, as long as we're in the break room, tweeted out that he gave out his phone number. Oh, we've got to call Tom. We've got to call Tom. So he tweeted out a couple days ago that he's giving out his phone number. Hey, what's up, everyone? So this is a real first for me, but I've been talked into giving out my cell phone on the internet.

Really? So listen, rule number one, before we get into any of this, no texting on game days. Okay. Really, though, what this is, is a tool that will allow me to communicate more directly with my fans and my followers, where we can actually do a better job of responding to you and your questions and all the great messages. Sometimes it gets hard to sort through the, you suck, Brady, comments. I know there's quite a few of those over the years. It's usually from the Jet fans.

But to be clear, if you do text me, you suck. Yes, I'll see it. And I may or may not respond. So shoot me a message. I promise I'm going to get back to as many of you guys as possible. Are you, Tom? When I have the time. Are you?

Yeah, when I have the time. Okay, when I have the time. Hey, when I. Yeah, you know, when I have the time. So we have got to call, Tom. I mean, I know he said, I know he said text him. Remember, that's what Kevin Costner did too. 1737.

415, 612, 1737. 1737 is a California number. So let's call Tom and see what happens. Probably goes right to voicemail. See, see if he picks up. Hey Tom, how you doing? Jeff Fisher from Chip. The mailbox is full and cannot accept any messages at this time.

Goodbye. That's got to be set up like that all the time, right? So you just got to text them. So I'll text them and say, hey, Tom, how you doing? Jeff Fisher from Chewing the Fat. I just wanted to say hi. Hey, Tom, you know what you should do is subscribe to my podcast, chewing the fat if you don't already.

I mean, you really should be a subscriber if you're not. I'm a little disappointed, as a matter of fact, if you're not, since my son played with you briefly for a year back in New England and is from Tampa Bay where you're playing now Elvis Fisher. So, you know, throw me a shout out TB12 to chewing the fat. And for those so people know that they can subscribe or follow chewing the fat just by whatever platform they want to use iTunes, IHeartRadios, Stitcher, Spotify. and then they, you know, you can get the podcast every day

because, I mean, I work this tongue to the bone for people. You know that, Tom. And just as hard as you work. There's no question. And so you should, you know, give me a shout out and be sure to let people know that you subscribe to chewing the fat and that other people should subscribe as well. Okay.

And you know what? Just email me, Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Or, you know, you can shout me out on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, but you know that. I mean, it's a, I'm a verified account just like you, Tom. So, you know, or, you know, hit me up on Facebook,

the Graham or parlor at Jeff Fisher Radio. Any way you need, Tom, just hit me up. And, you know, we'll figure it out. We'll get together. And that's a long text, isn't it? It's a long text. Well, maybe I'll try to shorten it up. As long as we're talking about sports guys,

you know, icons, I see where Tiger Woods is back home. The golfer, or, A golfer has left Cedar Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, and he is back home in Florida. So he said, I'm happy to report that I'm back home and continuing my recovery. So grateful for the outpouring of support and encouragement that I've received over the past few weeks. Thank you for the incredible surgeons, doctors, nurses, staff at Harbor, UCLA Medical Center and Cedar Sinai Medical Center. You've all taken such great care of me, and I cannot thank you enough.

I'll be recovering at home and working on getting. stronger every day. So we'll see. I thought the investigation was still ongoing. Look, the accident was bad. He broke several bones in his lower right leg. They put a rod in to stabilize a fracture, screws and pins in his foot and ankle.

I mean, that sucks. But the news coverage of the day, oh, he's not dead? Okay, we're done. Never mind. He's still alive. I never mind. I mean, the guy's been in the hospital all this time,

and we've had no leaks of what's going on, and the investigation is still going on. Why don't it for? I mean, it's a, he was, nobody else was hurt. It's not insurance fraud. The guy can pay for it. So, live the man alone. Let it be.

Say it's over. We've closed the case on the accident. It's over, okay? I'm sure, what was the car company that he crashed? Was it, was it Hyundai? I can't remember. what car company was the sponsor of the movie Kia? I can't remember.

Gosh darn it. Yeah, the Genesis. He was driving the 2021 Genesis GV80 SUV. And they were the sponsor of the golf tournament that he was participating in. So I mean, great ad for that car company. I know it's a crash and it's not bad, but it's a, you know, a side note that he survived a big crash like that. And, you know, wear your seatbelt. But, you know, it's over, right?

what? Nobody else was hurt. The car was crashed. I'm sure Genesis isn't worried about the car. And if they are, Tiger will pay it back. They've gotten more promotion for their car company than they could have ever well, possibly ever gotten from

the golf tournament the Tiger was in. So it's over. Wrap it up. Let's go. Let's wrap it up. Oh my. Did you see what the CDC had to say? I know.

I know. Right? I know this is the Walking Dead music. And this is the music that I use for Talking Walking Dead, but this is not a promotion for The Walking Dead or Talking Walking Dead. Okay? Although, you know, it should be, and you can listen to it weekly that I do Talking Walking Dead with Jason Buttrill and my son Maximus Fisher.

But the CDC wants you to prepare for a zombie apocalypse. I know. Remember they recently updated its tips to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, and they were trying to be kind of funny and stuff. But they said, hey, we're doing this in an attempt to ensure preparedness for real disasters. Oh, okay. So they're saying, hey, if zombies were to start roaming the streets, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention wants you to be prepared. What do they know that we don't?

In the midst of providing these guidelines on an unprecedented pandemic, you know, COVID, the Center for Disease Control updated its tips to prepare. So while the CDC says it began as a little joke, tongue-and-cheek campaign, look, it's practical. It's practical for any emergency, like hurricanes, earthquakes, floods. It's practical to prepare. So when it happens, you might be laughing now, but you're going to be laughing out of the other side of your face when it happens. You got me?

You'll be happy you did it. Yeah, that's right. Maybe you'll learn a thing of two about preparedness, okay? So if zombies are starting to roam the streets, my friend, you'll be happy that you're prepared. It's going to, we'll always conduct an investigation to see about the outbreak

and provide assistance to states until we could determine the cause of the outbreak and how it could be treated and stopped. I just so you know the documentary Walking Dead, everybody, there's no real real treatment. You either have it or you don't. And you can get it, but you don't just,

Just get it unless you are not immune. Anyway, the first step to prepare for zombies or any disaster, create an emergency kit with essentials to last a few days. Should include a gallon of water per day for each person, non-perishable food items, medications, tools, supplies, sanitation, and hygiene products, clothing, bedding, important documents, and first aid supplies. Now, you should create an emergency plan, you know, outside your door as well for, you know, the zombie or the hurricane. You should always be prepared for anything in your local area.

Now, I heard that someone was, I don't have the story in front of me, but I heard that someone was trying to change the beginning of hurricane season because, you know, it starts on June 1st and goes to, I think, the end of November. and they're saying now that for the last couple years, we've had at least one hurricane in the month of May, so maybe we should start hurricane season May 15th. Well, how about we just say the actual hurricane season is June 1st, but, you know, be prepared anyway as May turns into June. You know what I mean? I don't know that we need to change.

What does it matter, I guess really? But it's just strange that now we care, because it's going to come a couple of years now in the next few years. We may not have a hurricane until August. So does that mean we should change the date to August? No, of course not. But you should be prepared. That's the point.

I don't know if you saw the headlines about, oh, how the mighty have fallen. Donald Trump downgrading to a private, jet. He's not flying in the Trump 747. He's flying in this smaller private jet, just net jetting around the country. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Well, that's not true. I know this comes as a surprise. It's not true. So the picture that a lot of people were showing, where Trump was using. Yeah, it, the, the net jet plane that they show is confirmed by flight aware. Donald Trump's plane is not that.

He owns the plane that he was flying. It's a smaller Citation X. He owns four other aircraft as well. He owns the Boeing 757. He owns Trump Force One. He owns three Sikorsky helicopters, and he owns the citation, which he purchased in 2013, and the 757 he purchased in 2010. Incredible.

Just incredible. I mean, that guy, they want to beat him up and keep him in the news so bad. I know I'm not doing a lot of politics. It just drives me insane. I can't, you know, they lied about the phone call to Georgia, which actually, I mean, those people should be shut down. and arrested for that. That turned that Senate election. And that is amazing. And now it's, oh, yeah, we had a source. We had a source. Don't worry about it. And they continued to, you know,

try to make him feel bad. They did the PSA for the vaccinations with all the other living presidents, not Donald Trump. Now they're questioning him, how come, hey, hey, hey, oh, you better tell people to get vaccinated. What are you doing? You better tell people to get vaccinated. He helped create the vaccination? He's never told people not to get it. What, I mean, what are you talking about? The man helped make the vaccination. And I know he didn't. He didn't work there. He helped open the doors to make that vaccination come as fast as it did. You know that as well as I do. I mean, if you go down that timeline, I mean, the timeline is incredible. It's incredible. You look, I couldn't believe I was looking at this timeline starting December 1st, 2020.

COVID-19 illness documented. January 10th, the virus sequenced. January 15th, they start designing the MRNA vaccine in collaboration with Moderna, NIH. March 16th, Moderna Phase 1 of 2 trial begins. May 2nd, Pfizer-Bioentech phase 1 of 2 trial begins. July 14th, Moderna Phase 1-2 trial. July 27-28, Moderna and Pfizer-Biotech, Phase 3 trial begins.

August 12th, Phase 1 to publish in Nature. October 22nd, 27th, enrollment in both Phase 3 trials complete 74,000 participants. November 9th, Biotech announces interim analysis efficacy 90%. Moderna, November 16th, efficacy 94.5. November 18th, Biointech, 95% effiganty. EFiciency. Final result. November 20th, first EUA submitted by Pfizer Biotech. November 27th, distribution of the vaccine by UAL charter flights throughout the U.S. December 10th, FDA internal review of the Pfizer Biotech EUA. Phase one vaccination begins for healthcare professionals on

December 11th. That is incredible. That's, I mean, it was, it really is a modern medicine miracle. And that was all because of President Donald Trump opening doors and getting these guys to sit down and work together. Just incredible. And now it's, you've never told people to take the vaccine. How dare you? Your people aren't taking the vaccine. Why are you doing? Why are you doing it? Why? Why? I don't know. I helped create it and I've always told people, you know, I've never, I've never told people not to take the vaccine. But anyway, that's, I know. I know, I know, I know.

I got it. I got it. Have you gone to my sonhunter.com and helped out to get that movie made yet? No? All right, we'll do that. I know. I try to steer clear of politics, I know. But I am so looking forward to this movie.

And they are asking for people to help them get the money to make the movie. so don't forget to go to my son hunter.com. Hey, speaking of Hunter and dad, you know, President Joe Biden, you know, we talked about having the possibility that his dog, just pull the plug. Let's just send that dog to the puppy mill. No, that's not happening. He said, oh, no.

Oh, no, Major was a rescue pup. And he did not bite someone and penetrate the skin. Oh, isn't that interesting? And the dog is being trained now by our trainer back home in Delaware. I didn't banish him to Wilmington. Jill was going to be away for four days. I was going to be away for two. So we took him home.

Oh, okay. Look, the White House is a strange place. Every door you open, there's always a couple guys that you don't know. And 85, according to the president, 85% of the people at the White House they love them. They love them, 85%. So 15% of the people walking around the White House are unhappy about the dogs at the White House

and want it to end. Now, look, they're ready to protect, and they see strangers, and, you know, they turn the corner, you know, he's going to protect. But look, he's being trained now in Delaware. Oh, but you didn't banish him to Delaware. but he's just going to be trained there. As long as he's there, we might as well leave Champ there as well,

and we'll see him when we go back to Delaware. That'll be good enough. Oh, okay. All right, no problem. Let's check in with the greatest product of all time brackets going on, March Madness for the morning brew.com. As they, you know, I get their daily email. And I like them.

Those guys do a pretty good job. But they have their bracket. We've talked about their greatest product of all time brackets, and they have the four categories, the unsung heroes, the innovators, the legends, and the simply make life better categories,

and then they have products underneath those categories. And they've gone through a couple, a couple brackets so far. And right now you're looking at Microsoft Windows and up against Tupperware, Tylenol up against bear aspirin, Intel Semiconductor up against duct tape, Band-Aid, up against Google Maps,

and those are in the Unsung Heroes category. In the Legends category, you've got Coca-Cola up against Bud Light, Boeing 747, up against Monopoly, Big Mac, up against Nintendo 64, Sharpie, up against Lego. That's under the Legends category. And under innovators, you've got iPhone,

up against Peloton, Air pods underneath and taking on Tesla Model 3. Nike Air Jordan 1 taking on the air friar. I think that's going to be a air friar. And of course, we've got to check and simply make life better. Zamboni better have made it through. No! Zamboni did not make it through.

I am disappointed. Snapchat YouTube beat Zamboni. What kind of bracket is this? So now Snapchat is up again. YouTube. I mean, YouTube knocked off Zamboni. That is, that ticks me off. Now the air friar is going to be the sleeper.

And the Zamboni should have been the sleeper. But, okay, the air friar better be the sleeper. But it goes up against Nike Air Jordan 1. So good luck. God bless. Google search is up against Instant Pot. Jakuzy is up against Spotify. Dunkin Coffee is up against U.S.

Uber app and Twitter up against Netflix. Netflix better than that, my friends. Twitter is great, but it is not as good as Netflix. I'm sorry. But that's where we're at with the greatest product of all time in those brackets. So is love worth it? I don't know. The husband of convicted, of course it is.

Don't look at me like that. It was a question, and I said I don't know. but of course I know it is worth it. The husband of convicted teacher Candace Barber vows to wait for her after she was convicted of six, and she's going to spend six years in prison. Why you ask?

Yes, she was having an affair with a 15-year-old student of hers. She was sentenced to six years after her conviction. for having sex with the underage student in a field and sending him explicit photos on social media. He said that he does not intend to walk away from their marriage. Friends are a little befuddled, saying she must have some sort of spell over him.

It was made clear in court that they're still together. A lot of friends are like, I don't know what he's thinking, we're maybe a little worried about him. I have no idea. In fact, this is a quote from one of his friends. I have no idea why the hell he is still with her. No one would blame him for walking straight out the door

after the way she has treated him. So, you know, he still loves her, and I guess he believes that, you know, she's not going to go after the 15-year-olds anymore. And when she gets out of prison, and she will come back to a hubby. Right? Right.

Right. Of course. I mean, there's just no... There's no age on love, and there's no amount of money that could make you love someone. Is there? I don't know.

This story is so weird. There's a millionaire, Bert Pugach's Pugach, P-U-G-A-C-H. and his caregiver, Shaman Shealy Frawley, is accused of conning the old man into bequeathing his $15 million fortune to her. Now, Frawley, 52, who is married, has claimed that she had an intimate and monogamous relationship with Pugat, who is 93, while still under her care. Frawley's husband William revealed in court papers, yeah, we were still married, but I had already come out as gay and started a relationship with a man. So I became romantically involved with the man. And during this time, that's when I realized I was, in fact, homosexual.

And my relationship with that man was way before my wife started sleeping with Bert. And he said, I gave the fling my blessing. Now, friends of the old man claim that William, the... NYPD vet and his son, who is a cop, were in on the scheme to seize the fortune, so that they were all living there with the couple during the six months before his death. Now, the old man was famous because in the 50s, he hired some people to blind his young lover, and yet then he married her 14 years later. So the whole thing is just weird, and he's dead now, and now they're all fighting over.

the money and they claim that there's no way he wouldn't have given the money to the foundation for the blind that he set up and he wouldn't have given it to this lady giving it all to this lady and they claim that she coerced him into signing the money over to her and that that's when she started withholding food and starved him to death so okay all right uh it'll be fascinating to see how this pans out. I mean, they all claim no wrongdoing. And my marriage was over when I started dating the old man. And we were in a serious loving relationship.

And, oh, do you mean that he, do you mean to tell me that he's got 15 million bucks? Oh, my gosh. I am so surprised, but I'll take it since it was, he left it to me. He left it to me. So it's mine. So thank you. Love you. Take care.

Oh, man, I tell you, it's just we live in incredible times. We really do. Did you see the story about the lady who has snuck into all these airports, the serial stowaway? She was just busted again in Chicago. Now, the serial stowaway, Marilyn Hartman, was taken into custody at O'Hare Airport. And she's been able to sneak past airport security and board dozens of flights without a ticket, allegedly escaped from electronic monitoring residential facility before returning to the airport again. So that's where they got her.

Now, she has says that she, look, I fooled the TSA at least 30 times in the past three decades. She says 30 years. I wasn't able to evade the checkpoint this week. Yeah, this week they got me. The police picked her up at the airport's non-secure section. Yeah. I've been arrested. I was arrested for breaching security multiple times at O'Hare, Midway, and other airports across the country.

She's even foiled customs officials and hopped on planes to London, Copenhagen, and Paris. I'm no criminal mastermind. That's it. I just, you know, I've never been able to board a plane by myself. I was always let through. I mean, I was able to go through security line without a boarding pass. I got by them. This thing that is so crazy, by following someone,

that would be carrying like a blue bag. The next thing I know, I get into the TSA line, and the TSA lets me through, and they think I'm with the guy with the blue bag. It's just security professionals said that it's just simple tactics. And it's very alarming. post-911 world. Yeah, no kidding.

No kidding. For her to be able to repeat this over and over again, amazing. And according to the security experts, the genius of her mode of operation is in its simplicity. It's the unsophisticated types of plans that are often the most successful. Now, they claim, they claim that she is bipolar. and they keep blaming her mental illness for the long rap sheet instead of airport worker ineptitude. Yeah. And she even says, hey, I know they keep emphasizing the mental illness part.

I'd like to have that in place. But no, I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. I mean, now she's in trouble because they have felony escape against her because she's, She, you know, got away from the place she was supposed to stay at. She had her electronic monitoring taken up. She took that off. You're not supposed to be doing that.

But I find it fascinating that she just walked in. You get behind the guy with the blue bag and you just walk in. Yeah, I'm with him. I'm with him. And they just let you on through. Amazing, right? Yeah. And that's because, you know, the TSA line and the pilots,

they don't want to get checked. They don't want to have to wait to get looked at. So it's like, I've got my badge. I'm just coming through. And if you're walking with them, they think they see that badge on you, right? You're just walking with the other badge, blue bag people, and you're just walking with them like you're supposed to be there. Amazing.

Just amazing. And I see where, you know, we talked about the Grammys and, you know, their numbers are so low. And we talked about how Bill Burr got heat for his presentation. and as far as I know, he hasn't commented on any of the social media cracks at him, being mad at him. But his wife has,

his wife who is African American, who a bill has talked about before, and he just, you know, suggesting, and people are suggesting that he's a racist, and, you know, I guess it doesn't matter that he's married to an African-American woman. But

a Twitter account, at Claiborne tweeted, while I'm not suggesting Bill Burr is a racist. A white man, aren't you, aren't you by the way? A white man having a non-white wife can sometimes be a sign of racism. So you shouldn't assume someone isn't racist just because they own a minority sex servant. They may very well have one because they're racist. but he starts it off with I'm not suggesting

Bill Burr is a racist no no no no no but his wife Nair Renee Hill went ahead and quote tweeted this particular tweet and her comment was bitch shut the F up

now Bill has a response now Bill has a response There's no way he's going to. He knows it drives people crazy. He talked about it in that one podcast. I think we played the audio where he even said, what are they going to come after me now? I've got to be worried about what I say because he's in the Mandalorians,

which puts him under the Disney window. I mean, he's not going to. Thank you. He's one of the few that is not going to bend the knee. And if Bill Burr bends the knee, it's going to disappoint my heart so bad. And I don't know if my heart can take another disappointment. So Bill, please don't disappoint us.

And just let the wife's comment hang out there to eternity. Bitch, shut the F up.