Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 583 | Monday Fat Holes

Episode Date: March 22, 2021

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Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So we're told now from a former intelligence chief that quite a few more UFOs detected than the public knows. Really? All right. we're told that reports of unidentified aerial phenomena

already in the public eye are only part of the picture. Wow. And I mean, really, you know that's true because they're trying to get here so that they can have some Brookers ice cream. You know that. I mean, I know that. I know that's why

why people from other planets come here. They come here to get Brookers' founding flavors ice cream. Duh. I mean, sure, the ice cream is not made by commies, but, you know, the aliens don't care, really. And sure, it's, you know, has a historical twist from, you know, our founding fathers. Sure, that's cool. I'm sure the aliens are good with it.

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Click on that ship nationwide tab. For those of you listening live to the podcast today on the 22nd of March 2021, I filled in for Steve Days today on his show on Blaze Television and Blaze Radio Network. And I meant to talk about this story. It just really, I really struggle with this. The Georgia Church, the headline is,

Georgia church disowns suspect, says he betrayed faith. Well, yeah, no question he did. But, I mean, the church that he attended. And of course, the story by ABC, the church attended by the white man, charged with killing eight people. I'm surprised they don't say eight Asian Americans at three Atlanta area massage businesses.

Most of them women of Asian descent. Oh, so they all weren't. That's why, has condemned the shootings and says they run contrary to the gospel and the church's teachings. Yeah, no kidding. Now, they say that the Crab Apple First Baptist Church in Milton, Georgia, announced in a statement that it plans to remove the 21-year-old from its membership because it can no longer affirm that he is truly a regenerate believer in Jesus Christ. Well, what about forgiveness?

and redemption. Have you gone to talk to your parishioner? Have you met with him and helped him realize the air of his ways? Now, the church, I'm sure, is taking a beating. They said that they shut down their social media accounts and made their website private because they wanted to protect the safety of the congregation. No doubt about that.

I believe that. and I'm sure that the people who, you know, are all about wound up at the church, they are not of the right persuasion. I'll tell you that. But it just drives me in crazy that why, I know, they watched him grow up and they watched him be accepted into the church. And he made his profession to the faith of Jesus Christ. And now I know that what he did,

was absolutely, you know, contradicted all of his confessions of faith. I get that. But aren't you supposed to forgive and go to him and help him? Not just, eh, you did a bad thing, so get out. Yeah, I know. Yeah, we're all, yeah, we all got sins. Get out of here, but yours, your sin, oh, man, your sin is, the worst.

Well, I mean, actually, it is. But I just really struggle with not, I mean, it doesn't say to me that this church is a church of real faith if they're kicking somebody out instead of, you know,

trying to reach out. And maybe they are. Maybe they are. Maybe they are. You know what? I'll give them the benefit for the doubt. Maybe they are trying to reach out and he's telling him get away from me. He's telling them, I don't want anything to do with you. They're just going to take them off the rolls and say good luck, God bless. But nowhere in the story did it say, hey, we're going to pray for you. You know, it says they're going to pray for the families.

And they're going to pray for the victims. But nowhere did it say, you know, hey, we're going to pray for him. It said he alone is responsible for his evil actions. Yeah, no doubt. But how about you pray for him? How about you go to him? and ask, talk to him and make him see the air of his ways and, you know, give people, that's the whole point. You pay for your sins, but there is an opportunity for redemption, right?

It's supposed to be. It's supposed to be. But you know what? What do I know? I do. I do know that I went down a wormhole or a rabbit hole or what I like to call, you know, here on chewing the fat, a fat hole this weekend, you know, after the Biden tripping stuff, and I'm not, I'm not trying to get too overly political, but as I try to veer away from it here on chewing the fat, you know that if you're a regular listener and a subscriber to this program. So Biden falls going up the stairs of Air Force One, and it looked bad.

It looked really bad. I mean, he tripped twice and actually fell the third time, or you can just call it, he fell three times in. And it looked bad. And you watch him walking up to the steps, and he still got a little bit of a limp from where he fell playing with his dog out of the shower. But, you know, and of course they make the big deal of, well, Obama slept and Pence slipped, and Trump couldn't barely walk down a ramp, and he had toilet paper on his shoe,

and Gerald Ford tripped. And then in one month, as I see the video of Gerald Ford tripping in Austria, I think, and it was bad. I mean, if he was not as close to the bottom of the stairs as he was, he may have gone down even farther. Same with Obama. Obama caught himself. I mean, Obama was a lot younger and more agile at the time.

But, man, that slip on the Air Force One Steps was, you know, the heel slipped out. And had he not caught himself, man, it could have been disastrous. But it wasn't. So, you know, we're thankful for that. No, really we are. And but Gerald Ford took that tumble and he went down. It went down hard. And, you know, he was close to the bottom.

So, you know, he popped back up and he was on the ground, which, you know, really saved him. Had he been up higher, I mean, he would have gone, it would have been another disaster fall. And, I mean, they made fun of them forever. And Chevy Chase made a, you know, made his career out of, you know, Brad Falls being Gerald Ford. But in that story, it talked about how Gerald Ford had two assassination attempts on his life. So it was a bad month for him. And I thought, wow, Gerald Forrest was two assassination attempts. And then Reagan had an assassination attempt. I mean, Reagan got shot from Hinkley. And, I mean, it was a lot worse than what they say. I mean, there's a 70-year-old guy, not 78,

by the way, that this president is. And he got shot, you know, in the lung. And he walked into the hospital and told his, you know, the reports are he told Nancy, he forgot to duck. I mean, I don't know that that's true, but it's funny. And, you know, I mean, it was a lot worse off than they thought originally. But, I mean, he came through and flew with flying colors, right? So, but the assassination steps on Ford really, I was like, wow, I didn't remember that. You know, two of them. And one of them was from this squeaky from, who was part of, part of the party.

You know, the party that was going on with Charlie Manson. Yeah, you know the Manson family. Ah, that's fine. Don't worry about it. Yeah. And she attempted to assassinate Ford and she was sentenced to life in prison. And I was thinking, you know, I read, I seem to remember reading where Manson had, you know, people were disappearing in the desert more than what they talked about.

about and it talked about squeaky not being a part of the Tate, the Bianca murders. And then I remember, oh yeah, it was her book. It was her book because she got out on parole in 2009 after serving 34 years in prison. And, you know, good. I mean, she attempted to kill the president of the United States. Hello. But she got, I mean, they sentenced her to life in prison for that. We're attempted murder.

So the president. life and they let her out in 34 years now and she published a book on her life a couple years ago and that's where i remember reading we've got to talk to her she's like 72 now she's in her 70s we should try to talk to her here on chewing the fat because now she's at the age where it doesn't matter and we're going to we're going to find out some stuff that maybe we didn't even know that she didn't even put in the book right if we i'm going to reach out and try to talk to squeaky because I know that she's a little, you know, and she said all along that she was still in love with Manson. And so, okay, all right, no problem.

And she was still in love with them. And then we heard this during the Led Zeppelin concert where she tried to get to Jimmy Page. I mean, she may have tried to kill him if she would have gotten close enough. I don't know. She said she had to get a hold of him according to the manager and stuff. And he never got the message. She ended up writing him a letter, and then the manager said he burned it. But the manager Goldberg said that after he saw a few days later, it was about a week later,

she tried to kill President Ford, and he was like, hey, that's a crazy chick that tried to get me and give you a letter. So, I mean, we got to try to talk to Squeaky Fromm. I've got to reach out, man. We have to talk to her. She's living up in the Northeast. and I think that's where she lives now, up in the Northeast. And we have got to try to reach out to her and see how life is going, how it's changed after 30.

Can you imagine? We talk a lot about being in a long time. We talk about the death penalty, and I know the Supreme Court is going to revisit the death penalty again for the Trump suit on the death penalty, because this administration does not want those federal death penalty. at all. And the Supreme Court is going to, you know, revisit whether, you know, the legality of it and, you know, the whole caboodle. And I'll get into that at some other later point. But can you imagine 34 years in prison from

1975 until 2009. Okay. So think of what's happened between 2009 and 2018, right? I mean, in that, in that timeframe, it's been two or at least a couple of lifetimes for people. For me, it has been. Since 2009, it's been at least two or three lifetimes, two or three different lives of things that have happened in my life. It's incredible. So between 1975 and 2009, the changes in the world and you were in prison? Oh my gosh. She'll be a fascinating interview. I got to talk to Squeaky. Anyway, that's the A little bit of the fat hole that I was down. Welcome to the mind of Jeff Fisher on a Saturday afternoon

after he got done watching Justice League. I know. I know. I was forced to watch it. A little over four hours long. I think it's six parts. It's broken up into six parts. So it's not just, you know.

And plus I know that the, about the invention in my home that I use called the Paul. button. And so it's a beautiful thing that you can, you know, pause it and do things and then get back to the movie. But you're so involved in it. I mean, it was, you know what, let's go to the break room and I'll, we'll talk a little bit about Justice, Zach Zey, Zach Snyder's Justice League.

And I watched another show this weekend, too. A little busy, a busy, I went down in fat hole and movie holes and just full of holes. Write your own jokes. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink. Oh, my God. That is so good. All right, before we get to the Justice League,

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I had to hear my son Maximus. Zach Snyder's Justice League, he finally put it together. He finally got $70 million to put it together. Everybody's crawling after fans were, crying out. We want Zach Snyder's deal. How come he left? It wasn't the same movie. His daughter died and he couldn't do the movie. So they gave it and they did it to them.

They can't do this. And we're going to give it to Zach Snyder. They finally gave it to Zach Snyder. Oh, good. We hope it's going to be good. We don't know what he's going to do. He's the Zach Snyder vision of Justice League. We can't wait for it. Okay.

So it was released on HBO Max in the last little bit for those of you listening live, the 22nd of March. And I watched it this weekend. It's a little over four hours. or four hours long or whatever it is it's four hours and uh it he's he broke it up into six parts i think and uh he said that if it was going to release in theaters he would put an intermission in but uh and they also said that they couldn't release it in a series because i thought why not just do the six parts right do the six parts part one part two part three and just release it on

HBO max and have us tune in each week so we don't have to sit through four hours and And apparently there was some contractual arrangement that it had to be a film. And if it was going to be a series broken up, then it had to rewrite all the contracts. So whatever. So they ended up releasing the movie. It was four hours long. It was really good. I really enjoyed it.

I thought the Zach Snyder vision of Justice League was really good. I would love to work with Zach Snyder. I mean, the guy is incredible. It was just amazing. And so it was fun. It was fun to watch it. I'm not, you know, superheroes and I'm over the, you know, the Batman, the Ben Affleck as Batman.

And, you know, I like Ben Affleck, but come on, it's Ben Affleck. And so a lot of people don't like it. But you had, I mean, the lineup of people in this movie, right? You got Ben Affleck, Henry Cabell, Amy Adams, Gail Godot, Ray Fisher, Jason Mamala, Ezra Miller, William Defoe, Jesse Eisenberg, Jeremy Irons, Diane Lane, Connie Nielsen, and J.K. Simmons, Clary and Heinz play Steppenwolf, who I think,

um, I think was one of my favorites, at least in the beginning, because, uh, step and wolf is like the, you know, he works for the devil.

He works for the dark side. Okay. And, uh, he's, you know, he's the one conquering and he, he tried to,

you know, become, take him over, you know, did a little mutiny. a few million years ago and he's been paying for it ever since and so now he's on earth

and he's thinking that he's going to make up for it so that he could be welcomed back into I could be with my man I don't have to be stuck out here bringing down all these all these universes I can be back with my main man which is what he's fighting for right

and so my favorite line and it's the very beginning and not far from the beginning of the movie when he is when he comes, when he comes to Earth and he's going to take over the, take over Gail Gadot's people,

the wonder women people. And, noble queen, why fight? You can't save her. You can't save anyone. That was Clarion Hyde's playing stuff. It's awesome. Love him.

And so, I mean, what a great lineup, and his vision was great. It was really, it was, it was a good watch. It was definitely a good watch. If you have an opportunity to see it, see it. And you like, you know, the superheroes and the universe. And, you know, you get the whole Batman and Superman thing. And, you know, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg, Marsha Man. It was all well worth it.

And Jeremy Irons, of course, is great. William Defoe, I mean, it's a piece of cake for him. I mean, he's like sawing wood for his character. Momoa and Cavill, you know, get to run around with their shirts off. And who doesn't want to see that? Right? I mean, everybody wants to, everybody wants a piece of that. And the bad acting of Gail Godot in Wonder Woman, too,

at least gets overshadowed in this movie because she's surrounded by everyone else. So, you know, it kind of takes away from, any bad acting she had left over from Wonder Woman 2, which was whoo, not good. And so, you know, it's worth a watch. And what's fun about it is that, you know, while you don't want to pause it and go do other things and come back to it because you want it still in your head and want everything

that's happening still in your head. But you do get an opportunity to pause it, you know, run to the bathroom, get yourself a snack and come back, come right back to it within, you know, a few minutes. And that's not happening at a movie theater. I love you movie theaters. I don't really so much anymore, but that's not happening. So, you know,

it's a good time to watch it on your own at your own home theater with your feet up and your own food and you're just watching Jack Snyder's Justice League. Why fight? You can't save her.

You can't save anyone. So then I watch Operation Varsity Blues on Netflix and I, oh, wait, I can't, on this show, if I say Operation Varsity Blues. I need the soundtrack. Now, how I wanted this as part of the Netflix deal. Oh. Canon. Tonight's episode, Operation Varsity Blues. Ah, man, I wanted that.

Man, I wanted that to have, but it did. And I sat through the, I sat through the Netflix documentary. And really fascinating. There was, you know, it was interesting to see how they spun it. It made me, yeah, it was good. I know that, look, overall, I know that we talked about Lori Loughlin. Lori, you know,

the headline that talked about excited at work again, but concerned about Netflix doc on college scandal. She didn't come out looking bad at all. I mean, they tried to spin it a lot

as, you know, the rich versus the non-rich, the other people, which, you know, it was rich people trying to help out their kids. I got it. And Rick Singer is the bad guy here.

And it was, he should be the one that is doing a lot of time and not the parents. I mean, the parents, obviously, you listen to what they said. They knew they were done something wrong. And I got it. And it was fraud and male fraud. I got it.

But it just really, really strange that we had to go through it. And Lori did not come out as bad at all. Most of them are her husband, who served more time than her, by the way. and is in the middle of serving his five months now. He came off as the bad guy between those two. He was the dick to the school guidance counselor who was trying to was like, hey, what's going on here? And he was like, I don't know.

He F him. And he went to see him and confront him. Like, shut the F up. Nobody cares about what you're yapping about. Okay, school guidance counselor? So zip it. I mean, he came out like the, you know, like the elitist bad guy. And, you know, he's paying for it now.

Man, a lot of these people, you know who was the worst, though, who came out the worst, and it's sad. And I feel bad for them because a couple of these guys and these parents, I mean, they knew. They knew. And they just were trying to help their kids. They wanted the best for their kids. And they had the money to do it, so they were doing it. And Singer, I mean, he prayed on their week. man he did and he did it and he benefited from it but in this documentary they start off with

it says you know the operation varsity blues should play the sounder here uh the college admission scandal and it talks about it's an hour and 40 minutes long and it talks about um the conversations in this film are real oh okay so you right away you think oh okay that's good they are recreations of wiretap transcripts released by the U.S. government. So, okay, the conversations are real. They're recreations of wiretap transcripts, and, you know, they've got the actual transcripts, and they're just, you know, they're recreating them. Yeah, you know, some conversations have been combined or modified for time and clarity.

Oh. Oh, so you change some of it. No, we combined or modified some conversations, you know, for time and clarity. Oh, okay. All right, no problem. And, you know, it talks about how they, you know, made this case from the one guy to all these people. And, you know, the college people were pretty bad, except for the one guy who didn't go to jail, by the way. the sailing coach at USC, or no, Stanford,

he didn't go to jail. He pled guilty and he was on probation and stuff, but he never got to, he never took any money. And they tried to make it seem like he knew what he was getting paid for. But the way it looked, he didn't know. I mean, he generally assumed it was a donation to the sailing team. It wasn't to him. And he gave it to the university.

And up until this documentary, Stanford kept the money. They still had three quarters of a million sitting, getting ready to use it. And the one guy even said that, I don't know how Stanford, you know, was able to keep the $770,000. And then at the end of the documentary it says,

Stanford gave it to, you know, they're using it for something else, or they gave it away or whatever. So, I mean, they were forced into that or they would have kept it. The universities are really culpable in all of this. And, you know, Rick talks about, Singer, how he talks about there was, you know, there's the front door, there's the back door,

and then he was using the side door, and he was using their admissions process, and he had some coaches and some admission professionals that were part of the university that would be able to put his people on the top of the list. And it was fascinating to see how they used the loopholes. And it's funny how they did the back door. They talked about how parents were giving, you know, a million bucks, and that doesn't even move the needle. Yeah. No, I mean, they can give a million, but, well, you know, good luck at letting that kid in through the back door, even if the dad gives a million.

I mean, you're talking about tens of millions. Then we move the needle. Then, you know what, build a building, build a building, and then give us another donation of a few, you know, maybe 10 million, and maybe we let your kid in. Maybe. Oh, okay, all right. But the one mother who came across looking really bad, I thought was the Hot Pockets lady.

We talked about her a little bit on this show going down. She, and I forget how much time she's served, but the conversation she had with Singer about her kids, oh, oh, like the younger daughter was the really smart one and knew what was going on and was going to ask questions, but the older daughter was just dumb. It didn't care. I mean, wow.

And look, no, I don't want to say that. Now I don't want to say that. Now I don't want to say that. You know what kids are not as bright as the other kids. You know what kids are not as pretty as the other kids. You know. You look at a school picture and, you know, hey, those are the good-looking ones. Those are the ugly ones.

Those are the fat ones. Those are the dumb ones. You know. I know we're not supposed to look like that. I guess in today's world we are, though, because it's all we care about is race and everything else. But you know who they are. And the way she was talking about her kids, man. Ooh, really bad.

So anyway, you should watch it. It was very, very interesting. I did enjoy it. Matthew Modine plays Rick Singer. And he's really good. I like Matthew. He did a great job, I thought. And it's, you know, it's a recreation.

I got it. And they did all these news reports of Operation Varsity Blues, the largest scandal, Operation Varsity Blues. And I was hoping, man, come on, give chewing the fat a little bit of love. I would have liked to hit the documentary, Operation Varsity Blues. Right? Come on now.

Tell me you don't want to hear this in the documentary on Netflix. You know you do. Tonight's episode, Operation Varsity Blues. Okay, so under the COVID-19 protocol world, you know, the CV-19P, that's what I'm calling it now. CB19P, COVID-19 protocols. We are being torn apart. You know, this country is becoming more and more divided every day. I don't have to tell you that.

Look around. I mean everywhere you turn we're finding ways to divide us and it really has gotten amazingly out of control when it seemed like we were together and then and we were getting closer and closer together and Wow in the last 12 13 years. We have really really been divided I I mean, it's like you hear, you know, you get that, the division started. And then it's like, oh, are we starting to divide a little? Are we starting to divide? And pretty soon it's going to go all the way. And we're pretty close.

We're pretty close to that. It feels like we're pretty close. I would like to have it turned around. I mean, you start reading stories about, and I'm not talking, let's set the racial division aside. Okay. Because the racial division is, I mean, we're talking about divided on race and ideology. And then now what we're going to do is we're going to go inside of that division. And we're going to divide that.

We're going to divide the division. And we're just going to start, you know, breaking it off piece by piece. And we've got to repair it quickly if we can. Or it's not going to be all the king's horses and all the king's men. they're not going to be able to put Humpty Dumpty back again. I know. But when you start looking at the COVID-19 protocols, the CV-19P, you know, I mean, you just break down the stories of, you know,

New Yorkers are flying private with their pets because they can't get them on the plane and it's, there's mask wearing and everything. Well, we've done those stories. Of course they are. If they can afford it, you're flying private. Vegas is back all week. and they said, hey, March Madness, and we've got their partying in Vegas.

They've opened the pools. We saw videos of partying going on. No mask wearing. People have had enough. And this is what we talked about when President Biden spoke a couple weeks ago or whenever the hell he spoke. You know, he does not, it's not where America is at. Mr. President, America is not at.

Maybe we'll be able to go outside after July 4th. Maybe. If we only do everything we're told, America is not there. America is, has that enough? America is, we're moving on. We are moving on and COVID-19, CV-19P be damned.

And then you have Miami Beach who's having the parties and the crime and people are back and things are picking up and they were used to, you know, sitting back with the stores closed and no crime and they're going to lock it back down and they're going to have, they're going to have curfew.

and go home and we're not going to have any parties and that's it. Well, but all these other places are opening back up. Yeah, no, tough. If only you do what you need to do, we could maybe get back together. Why fight?

You can save her. I mean, it's just we have people telling us maybe we can get together. I mean, Texas Ranger is saying we're going to have a full capacity crowd when we open up on opening day. Right? I mean, you want that to happen.

You don't want people at Texas Rangers Stadium six feet apart. I just don't. But, I mean, is it going to be the super spreader event of all time? Of course it is. Of course it is. Just like, you know, the super spreader event of CPAC that was a super spetter that wasn't a super sputter event. and we're all struggling mentally, and some of us, many of us physically,

but mentally for sure after this lockdown and we've been working from home, and now we're trying to get back to not working at home, but we've got protocols, the CV-19P to follow, and we're finding out that now many businesses are like, you know, you had us working like 98 hours every week because we were at home. Maybe we need to calm down a little bit. Oh, really? Yeah.

Maybe we need to just calm it down just a little bit. I've got CV-19P W-F-H burnout, okay? Wait, yeah, I've got burnout. Got it? Work from home. This W-F-H, by the way. And we're talking about working from home causing all these breakdowns and we're ignoring problems and we're blaming the pandemic

and we just can't, you know, we can't blame that anymore. We've got to do something about it. Oh, okay. And what about the people who are, I mean, the guy that owned Texas Roadhouse, Kent Taylor, he got COVID-19 and was struggling so much. And then he killed himself this weekend. It's so sad. And people are, that's happening. It's a struggle.

America is not in the place of, if only we do what we can, we'll get back to being able to have a picnic with two people this. Summer. No, Mr. President, America is not there. America is not there. And we need... Call me. That's what needs to happen. You know what? Call me. And then we'll

figure it out. Okay? You and me. You and me. Hello? Joe? Kamala? Is that you? We've been following the brackets for Morning Brew and their greatest product of all time

March Madness brackets. And, you know, we were hoping for maybe instant pot or the Zamboni to be, you know, a sleeper or duct tape. Duck tape made it to the Sweet 16.

No question, but it lost out to Google Maps to hit the final four. So, I mean, we're in the we're in the two, four, six, Elite eight now. We go down to the final four. And then we,

so remember we got the four categories, the innovators, the simply make life better, legends and unsung heroes. So we've got, it's pretty predictable now, as we'll see, we've got Microsoft Windows

up against Google Maps. And then we have Microsoft Windows one. So we're not, down to the final four, right? Yeah, we're down to the final four. Okay, so we're at the final four now that I'm looking at the brackets. I'm reading it.

We're past the elite eight, Jeff. All right, we're down to the final four. So the final four. Wow. The final four, we're looking at, what is the, how is this bracket laid out? Wait a second.

So we've got these, iPhone, YouTube, iPhone, that. Google search. Coca-Cola Lego. Wow, Lego beat Coca-Cola. So there's your sleeper is Legos. That's the greatest product of all time. That's going to be the sleeper.

Because no way, no way Lego beats Coca-Cola as far as the greatest product of all time. Stop. So at the final four, you've got Coca-Cola, up against Lego, and you've got Google Search, up against Netflix. and so the winner of those goes to the finals.

So you're at the final four. I mean, it's looking like, you know, and then you've got iPhone, Google Search. Wait a minute, let me see where am I? Google Search and Netflix, and then you've got Google Search, an iPhone, Lego and Microsoft. Yeah, okay, so Microsoft Windows up against Lego, iPhone, and Google Search.

So it's probably going to be, you know, Google Search up against Microsoft Windows, right? and really Google Search wins that. I mean, that's a good choice, and that's probably one of the greatest products of all time. Whether you like them or not, there's no question that Google Search is it. I mean, you look at all the stuff underneath Google Search.

Yeah, you are, hello, Google is it. All right. So we'll see. We'll see what happens. But I'm pretty sure. And I was rooting for Zamboni to be the, you know, to be the sleeper through the whole thing, which would have been great. If they, you know, at least make it until the final four. The Zamboni.

But Zamboanie got kicked out early. It was very sad. Very sad. But, nah, very sad. Very sad. Time for Wapner. You had to name that movie. So you got iPhone.

up against Google search, a Microsoft Windows up against Lego. So you got a, you know, Lego was in the legends. So, Microsoft Windows was what, from the Unsung Heroes? No way. Microsoft Windows from the Unsung Heroes?

Was that right? They put Microsoft Windows in the Unsung Heroes? Yeah, they did. Wow. Whatever. It's going to be Google Search. No way. iPhone beating Google search? No way. No way. Can't happen. Speaking of no way. You know, I was reading an article from Dear Deidre in the Sun, the Sun, the Sun UK. And, you know, people is like, you know, Ann Landers, dear, whatever, whatever their name, whoever, whatever article or website,

you write for advice, people sent in letters. And some of them, you believe that it's true. I don't know that I, but I think that a lot of them are, you know, like the forums from, you know, the pornography magazines. I never thought it could happen until it happened to me. Uh-huh. And so this story, I think, is one of those stories that, no way, it can't be real, right? So, Dear Deidre, I've been seeing a really impressive man, who I thought might be a keeper. But I'm questioning everything now. And I worry he is sexually deviant. He keeps suggesting I make porn with a friend

and that I should try being an escort. Okay, well, let me stop you right there for just a second, okay? That's called a pimp. That's not a boyfriend. That's not a husband. That's called a pimp. All right, if he wants you to make porn and sleep with his friends, that's a pimp.

it comes down to yeah whoever pulls up in this car that's a friend of mine you're going to go with him make me some money okay now according to this they've been together for two years i never met anyone like him uh we've been together when he was on holiday in america i loved his style he always dresses great he stays in the very best hotels yeah like i said a pimp and so now she says in this in this article that I guess is her letter to Dear Deirdre

that she and her daughter were thinking about moving to the U.S. to be with him and she started and that's when he started asking questions like you know you need to sleep with my friend you do this and so she's concerned about that and she doesn't know how old he is she claims

that she's caught him in a couple of lies and you know what have you so if you believe that this is true, which I don't. Deidre, of course, gives great advice. He's definitely not a man to be trusted. You know enough about him to set alarm bells ringing, and the loudest one has to be when he talks about your daughter like this.

I guess he mentioned that talked about her and her daughter. And, oh, it says here, yeah, it would be okay to be naked around my seven-year-old daughter. Yeah. That's called a pimp. He's not your boyfriend. If he's talking about pornography and prostitution, that's your pimp. Now, if you want to be with a pimp, go ahead. I'm not, who am I to judge?

If you want to be with your pimp boyfriend and he'll treat you nice until you come home with less money than he wants, or you tell your daughter to go away when he wants your daughter around then you know but you still love him he's still really just a nice guy and look at him he dresses so nice

and we always stay at the best hotels and life is just wonderful life is just grand so I don't I don't buy it I don't buy dear Deidre I never thought this would happen until it happened to me I met a girl

who I was in love with. And she kept saying to me, hey, you should sleep with my friends and do pornography. And I said, stop it. I just thought you were my perfect woman. And she said, no. I am your perfect woman,

but I want you to do pornography. And it's okay to be naked around your children, okay? Hey, dear Deidre, the answer is no. How about... I don't know