Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 586 | Things Do Get Stuck

Episode Date: March 25, 2021

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We'd love to talk. Business. Imagine, if you will, being stuck in a storm drain for a couple of weeks? An incredible story. So in Delray Beach, Florida, a passerby is walking down the street and says, oh, what is that sound? That sounds like someone is hollering. Where is it coming from? Oh, it's coming from that storm drain.

a woman was trapped in a storm drain and had been there for weeks. Now, the passerby, of course, called authorities, and we helped the woman who is now naked out of the storm drain, and they rescued her, and everything is fine. According to the woman, 43 years old, went swimming in a canal near her boyfriend's home on March 3rd. Now, if you're listening to this show, live on the 25th of March 2021.

This happened just the, her rescue was just the other day. So it was 20 days at least. They found her. She claimed that she went for this swim in the canal, saw a doorway and began walking down the tunnel. The tunnel led to the next and so on until she was lost. She was walking in the tunnels for about three weeks until, oh, is that some light? And she went up to the light and decided to just stay there until she saw people walking by.

She was reporting missing that night, March 3rd at 9 p.m. They transported the woman to a hospital. She's gotten on life-threatening injuries in, you know, of course, dehydration. she is really, really lucky. The Del Rey Beach Fire Rescue spokesperson said, we don't know how much longer she would have been okay down there. It's dirty, dangerous, snakes, rats, garbage, dirt, leaves, anything on the street that washes into the sewer,

and it smells terrible. I mean, she was at the point where she couldn't even stand on her own. Amazing. How long? I mean, that is incredible, right? I guess at some point you decide, I'm not, I don't know how to get out of here. I'm just going to stay right here. Now, I guess she is known for some kind of mental issues

and has a history of past drug use. According to the reports, she will, you know, undergo a mental assessment. But I mean, okay, so she's whacked out of her mind, but she's still caught in the storm drains. The lady's mother's not funny, Jeff. The lady's mother told police she has a history of mental illness and is known for doing odd things and making bad decisions when she is high on drugs. I mean, isn't that everyone?

Police said that she is a methadone patient and that her last dose was the day prior to her disappearance. So I'm guessing she is kicked. The habit, physically, maybe not mentally. Wow, what a story. She's lucky to still be alive. And how much fun would three weeks in a storm drain anywhere, let alone Delray Beach, Florida, be for you? You think you want drugs walking above the storm drain? Think how bad you want them stuck in the storm drain?

So the next time you go for a swim in a canal, those of you living in Florida, and you see a doorway, I would say, you know what, don't go in it. Just say, oh, is that a doorway that's taking me to the storm drains? I'll stay here in the canal. I mean, it's just a thought. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. I suppose I should apologize.

I had thought all along that Sharon Osborne would be gone by now from the talk. And apparently she's not. However, the talk is still on the hiatus and hasn't come back since they went away during the whole Sharon Osborne race scandal going on. Now, attorneys are working. She's got attorneys. CBS has attorneys. They're all working. So I wanted to apologize because I figured she would be gone already. They were supposed to have been back the show earlier this week, and I figured that she would be gone when they came back. So the show isn't back, but she's not gone. I'm guessing by the end of this week, sometime this weekend,

that deal will be done. They will be parting ways with Sharon Osborne. And, you know, Cheryl Underwood can come back and say, what a horrible thing and Sharon is still my friend and just remember what Cheryl said it's not about the exact words right Cheryl right exactly in fact if I remember right she said it's not about the exact words but the implication and the reaction to it oh okay and don't forget this all started because Sharon was up for Pierce Morgan, who got in trouble for saying mean things, what was perceived as mean things, about Megan Markle. And that was the Oprah interview with Megan and Harry. Many people now

are all beaten the heck out of her. Megan, that is. But Heaven, I mean, Pierce has lost his job. Sharon is about to lose her job. And there's plenty more. I've got a a ton of stories where people are losing their job for things that they're saying. Wow. We are in, we are in strange, strange times. And I see,

you know, I was, I had this down the list for later on in the show, but I see where they want to, you know, they've put Prince Charles in charge of the Harry and Megan response team from the, you know, from the royals. And, uh, I don't know why.

I see where Prince Charles wants to issue a point by point response to Harry and Megan's allegations. No. Charlie. I'm sorry. Prince Charles. Listen up. Let it go.

Okay. Let it go. They're down. Nobody likes them anymore. The percentage of people liking Harry and Megan. have gone way down. Just let it go. Just let it go.

Your mom will maybe make you king someday. You've been thinking that for a long time. Just let it go. There's no need to start digging up all of that again. So if you want to talk about it, call me. All right? We'll talk. But other than that, let it go.

Okay. Anyway, back to Sharon. I see where her attorney that she has is awesome. Jeremiah Reynolds, he is a corporate attorney, represented Floyd Mayweather Jr., well, his team in negotiations with the Manny Packow fight. It would become the richest prize fight in history. According to the website, he's represented Richard Geer,

Justin Bieber, the Kardashian family, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Hudson, Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, Danny DeVito, Paris Hilton. Every one of those names have come out pretty good. So he's the guy you want on your side. He's also worked with the Osborne family.

All of them. All of them. He's done deals for Sharon, Ozzie, Kelly, Jack. So the talk could beat up Sharon all they want. You know, talking about the racist

insensitivity, I'm sure, racial insensitivity, you know, behind the scenes, trying to badmouth Sharon and, you know, knock down that payout price that they're going to get or that she's going to get from CBS, and CBS is going to pay through the nose for that. You can guarantee that. But he's the guy you want on your side. So if you're in trouble and you need somebody to work out a deal for you, I mean, this is the guy, man, Jeremiah Reynolds. you want this guy on your side.

There's no doubt about that. I am a fan of this guy and I don't even know him. I wish I did though. I wish I did. You know, as an attorney for me, not against me, because this guy is a strong attorney that you want on your side. Okay? You want him on your side.

I mean, CBS has got a lot of money and they're a big network. But when you sit down at the table, and Jeremiah Reynolds from that LA law firm Eisner is on the other side. And I know that CBS has been dishing out all these reports of the alleged racially insensitive, hostile environment on this show and all this news has been coming out about what a horrible person Sharon Osborne is. Jeremiah's on your side. He's next to you. And he's just going to take it easy.

Oh, Sharon, you don't need to say anything. I got this for you. Okay. and you're going to walk away with a nice big settlement and CBS can say, oh, yeah, she quit. She resigned. And we're going to give her all of this money. And Jeremiah will take a nice cut for him and the law firm. Thank you, Mr. Reynolds, for being on my side.

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but it's what connects the Red Sea and the Mediterranean through Egypt, right? I mean, it's an artery of the global shipping system. Now, around 10% of worldwide shipping, traffic flows through the Suez Canal. I mean, that's incredible. And it gets about 5% of the globally traded crude oil. So when you think about 5% of the crude oil, prices for crude oil shouldn't really go up that much, should it?

When you think about there's still, you know, 95% not going through there. and there's still 90% of other worldwide goods not going through there. So it shouldn't affect worldwide prices on goods, right? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Right. So there is a ship stuck in the Suez Canal now. 220,000 ton ship stuck at the Suez Canal. And it is blocked.

in traffic both directions it's like a two-lane canal really I mean yeah there's no passing there's a there's a thick white line right down the middle of the canal there's no passing so whenever there's an accident man when it's plugged up it is plugged up now right now right now there's at least 100 ships stuck at each end of the canal just I mean there's a lot of goods just waiting to be traffic through there that are just waiting waiting. It can't go anywhere because of this ship, the ever given, ran a ground. Apparently there was a sandstorm, a big, you know, restricted visibility. And then there was high winds because of, well, that's what brought on the sandstone, the sandstorm. And then that kind of turned the ship around and now it stuck. And they're trying to dig it out and tugboat it out and pull it out. And apparently they got it a little loose. but it wasn't enough to get that thing out of there,

get it moving again, which is incredible that we haven't figured out a way to make that happen yet. And the thing is monstrous, right? I mean, 220,000 tons. And when you see the pictures of it, I mean, it is huge.

And it's got, you know, I mean, it's got all kinds of trailers on it, all kinds, I'm sorry, shipping containers that will end up on the back of and he's just, you know, amazing. I don't know how many drugs are on that bad boy.

None, Jeff. What are you talking about? Nothing. I mean, heaven forbid that we think about any kind of illegal goods on these ships. Now, some people are saying, it was on purpose. They're trying to shut it down and make it. And somebody's doing it. You see the pictures?

So they did a picture of, you know, the track that the vessel went on to get to this point. And of course, the drawing, you know, looks like a man part, a penis with his testicles. And, you know, okay. Do we think that that's real?

And then do we think that it's, the sandstorm and high winds actually caused the ship to run aground and get stuck and turn sideways? I don't know. I don't know. But it's, you know, it's funny.

But you look at the pictures of the, uh, Dirt movers and people digging holes and trying to get the front of this thing on stuck and tugboats are pulling It's a big old boy a big old boy. You see just how big it is there's one picture here that shows you know a couple of humans and you know a monstrous Earth mover and it looks like real little next to that ship someday it's going to grow up to be a great big earth mover. We need to bring in the big boys. Let's do something, man. I don't know what you got to do. Maybe you bring in another ship and hook it up and give it a push. You bumper to bumper, shove that bad boy. I'm just trying to help. I'm just trying to help. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe, you know, hopefully by the time, you know, by the time the today ends, you know, again, you're listening live is the 25th of March, 2021.

hopefully by the end of today, that they have that thing, you know, unclogged. They brought in some kind of Suez Canal plunger and, you know, unstuck that bad boy and got the goods moving again. But, I mean, when you have that many ships backed up, I mean, it's possible that other accidents could happen

where that's what happens on expressways and interstates all the time. And on top of which, everything is backed up. So it's going to take forever to get the flow back. to regular. So just be prepared. I don't know what's not going to be on your shelf. I don't know if you have to wait for your, you know, your drug dealer might be behind. The mac and cheese on the shelves might be behind.

The cereal might be behind. And gas prices were already on their way up. So this is just another excuse to raise the prices of your gasoline at the pumps. And it will take forever to bring them down if ever. So just be prepared. Just be prepared. Man, that's a common theme in today's world, isn't it? Why, yes, Jeff.

Yes, it is. Let's go to the break room. I desperately need something cold to drink. Oh, man, oh man, oh man. Hey, did you see where Target, good for them? I mean, and bad for them. What am I thinking? announces that it's going to move from Minneapolis's city center.

Yeah, they're going to move their headquarters. Come on now. I thought you were all for it. I thought you were all for what was happening in Minneapolis. And it was okay that they ripped your store apart and you donated a bunch of money. And Minneapolis is the place to be. And you know what? It's sure it's our headquarters and we want to, we want to be part of it, but we're going to leave the, you know, the city center as our primary location.

Look, officials cited improved remote work opportunities, less need for space as the drivers, you know, for the decision. Uh-huh. But look, they're still, they've got like some 8,500 corporate workers. they say that the 3,500 employees who work at city center will still have a home base. It's just going to be another location. You know, not in downtown Minneapolis. Huh. I wonder why that would be.

I wonder why that would be. I can't when noodle that one out. Why a company that was all four? I mean, they were 100% behind the movement. They made June 10th, June 19th, a company holiday. They committed $10 million to support social justice and rebuilding efforts in local communities. But you know what? They pledge to continue to listen and learn from their team members, our guests, and our community partners.

But, you know, what we probably should do. And, you know, look, it's due to you travel. and home base operations. We're probably, let's go ahead and just move our, move our corporate headquarters, you know, out of downtown Minneapolis. And, you know, let's just do that. It has nothing to do with, you know,

the possible burning down of the entire city. It has nothing to do with that. We're just thinking, you know, we might as well just move. I mean, okay. I mean, good. Congratulations. Congratulations.

target for at least showing a little bit of well you know probably be a safer thing and a good thing to get us out of there because the trial is happening soon and no matter what happens in the trial i don't think things are going to be good in minneapolis for a little while i think you can you know what you can quote me on that things are not going to be good really good in minneapolis for a while. Now maybe, maybe after things, you know, shake out in Minneapolis, they'll build, you know,

neighborhoods of 3D homes for everybody. I see where Austin, outside of Austin, and I gotta go down there and check this place out, they are now constructing these 3D printed homes in their community first village, which is comprised of houses

for the chronically homeless. It's a 51-acre development. has more than 500 homes thus far including the 3d variety built by the company icon and so they've got a guy they're promoting a guy that has been you know homeless and struggling with heroin addiction and he now is the first person ever to live in a 3d printed home now while it doesn't look like a very large home it's 400 square feet And it is constructed by 3D printing. And the inside looks fine.

You have a little kitchen. You got a fridge. Your little living area. A little four burner gas stove. A separate little bedroom sleeping area. A bathroom and a shower. What more do you need? I thank you.

That's right. Anything more is too much. Is too much. So you just zip it. All right? And live in your 400's course. foot home. You're good.

I mean, he's happy, seems happy. This 70-year-old Texas man, Tim Shea. Apparently, he has been struggling to keep affordable housing, and he lived in a community in an RV for a lot of years. I mean, maybe he wanted to be there, apparently not, since he's in the 3D printed home. That, you know, was now part of the... The icon team is building 3D printed homes for people who are in trouble.

But we all saw the movie Nomadland with Francis McDormand. I mean, she could not conform to regular everyday living, especially after the town shut down. And she was just built for the RV world, right? And if you haven't seen it, give it a watch. I think it's still up on Hulu. I mean, it's a Hulu movie. And Francis McDormand has already won a bunch of awards

and we'll win some more for it because it's just that heartfelt. So be ready for the new movie, though, coming out of Austin with 3D printed homes. We'll just call it, you know, 3D living. Ooh, it could be a TV show in that, too. Hey, quick reminder, if you are listening to this broadcast right now and you are not a subscriber to this broadcast, subscribe. you can subscribe on the platform you're listening to it on right now or you can choose one that you like better like iTunes iHeart radio stitcher Spotify just to name a few there is a plethora of platforms out there that you

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Elton John. Wow. So he has made available he's celebrating his birthday by giving you something special. Six deep cuts. Been available on streaming in digital formats for the first time, including the tune Scarecrow, which, according to this, began John's legendary songwriting partnership with Bernie Taupin in 1967. The other songs are Holiday Inn, Keep It a Mystery, Smokestack Children, Two of a Kind, and Conquer the Sun.

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And you know what? Congratulations as well for Megan the Stallion is GQ's rapper of the year yes congratulations to Megan the Stallion as rapper of the year for GQ

an award that so many so many covet and you can too Hey did you see Disney got a new series that they that they're launching which actually

probably going to be pretty good it's national treasure I love those movies. I mean, those movies were huge for Nicholas Cage. I mean, they made a lot of money. I mean, according to this, they say National Treasure, the first one, grossed $347 million worldwide in 2004.

And 2007, the sequel, National Treasure Book of Secrets, made $467 million. I got to believe, that seems low. That seems low. I love those two movies. They were a lot of fun to watch. and you know i love the characters so uh it doesn't say whether nicholas is going to be i don't know if they're bringing nick back i mean you just got married we talked about that so

maybe they are maybe they're bringing nick back but uh they're working uh with jerry bruckheimer and uh oh no oh no according to this story a whole new set of characters and re-imagined the franchise oh no through their 20-year-old dreamer named Jess Morales. Okay. Okay. So, Nick, we love you, man. I hope that he, you know, maybe in his contract with National Treasure, if they do anything, you know, that is based or touches the National Treasure movie franchise,

maybe Nick gets a cut. So maybe he'll, you know, make a little extra cash for the new wife. I don't know. I don't know. But it's going to be, uh, it's going to be, uh, it's going to be. it's going to be a new series on Disney and Bruckheimer is going to be one of the

executive producers for the series so I mean another another bomb shell huge bomb shell it won't be a bomb it will not be a bomb I mean Disney's going to produce this

it'll be a lot of fun looking forward to it why is it that I keep seeing a new Titanic with James Cameron and it's not Cameron's working on his you know, eight Avatar movies that some of them have already been made, right?

We just talked about that. I was really surprised that some of them were still being, you know, are still actually being made, and he's filming in New Zealand. But Cameron is one of the executive producers of this new Titanic movie called The Six. And I hadn't heard this story.

I was reading about the story. It's called The Six. And it is since, it's a 97-minute feature. It's going to debut in Chinese theaters on April 16th around the 109th anniversary of the Titanic sinking. It will come to the U.S. eventually. We'll be able to see it on some streaming platform, but it is the least known passengers until now. And according to Cameron, of course, who is executive producing it is the Titanic's last great untold story.

It's a fascinating story. And of course they try to tie it in with, you know, all the Asian-American hate that is going on now. Okay. All right, fine. Well, apparently, they deleted a scene in the original Titanic that contained a Chinese man floating on a door. So, you know, who knows? I mean, okay, I got you. And it's, you know, a real-life Chinese story.

The disaster is, you know, deeply significant. It talks about how they, um, they. really thought that it was what they were told. Originally, they talked about how these Chinese survivors were stowaways on the Titanic, and then they hid themselves on lifeboats, and they jumped the line in female clothing. No, that really wasn't true. And then when they got to the U.S.,

they got shipped away, And how even today their families and communities, I guess, still claim that it's a big part of their lives. And it reshaped their lives. Okay. All right. Anyway, we got that to look forward to. And I keep seeing in my timelines of my social media accounts, and maybe because I talk about it, I don't know. I don't know if they're trying to make a big run around again.

I mean, it's been out for a year now. Is the Amazon zero zero zero. I told you to watch it months ago. So if you're seeing ads for 0-00, it's because they're just trying to, you know, get you to watch it again on Amazon. It's, uh, I think it's eight episodes. And it's about a, uh, I'll tell you what the IMDB description of 0-0 is. A cocaine shipment makes its way to Europe, starting from the moment a powerful cartel of Italian criminals decides to buy it to its journeys through. Mexico to its shipment across the Atlantic Ocean.

Really fun. In fact, grab on for the ride of your life. Andrea Reisborough. Andrea Reisbrose plays a great role in the movie. Dane DeHan is great in it. So is Harold Torres and so is Adrino Sheramita. I think that's his name. He plays the Don in Italy.

Harold Torres plays the new cartel guy. It's just fun. Grab on for the ride of your life. Zero, zero zero. Christy Teigen has deleted her Twitter account. I know. Dry your eyes. I know.

She just couldn't deal with it anymore. Listen, her biggest thing is to make people happy. And that's why she's deleted her Twitter account because she's been the target of online harassment. And the attacks range from people criticizing how Teagan's fame helped her become a publisher of recipe books to announcing that she had suffered a miscarriage last year. And she shared her life. And her husband John Legend is also one of the first celebrities to be targeted by Q&N. And she just can't. She can't go on.

So QAnon is run Chrissy Teigen off of Twitter. Now she had 13.7 million Twitter followers. I don't know if you know that. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. But according to Chrissy, it no longer serves her as positively as, I guess, Instagram. So how many does she have on Instagram? I bet she's got way more than 13 million on Instagram.

Uh, yes, she has $34.4 million dollars. Yes, she's got a lot more than $34.4 million. She's got $34.4 million followers on Instagram. So that's a tad bit more than Twitter. And I'm sure Instagram is paying her a little bit of cash. I don't think she's going to lose that much cash for not having her Twitter account anymore. But according to this, QAnon Community is continuing to attack Chrissy Teigen. no oh no so she just can't take it anymore this online harassment just can't happen so she's deleted

her i know she's deleted her twitter account so dry your eyes and just if you have to get your christie tegan fill you can still get your fill over there on instagram okay it's a it's a verified account and she has what i say 33.4 million is that what i said was a 33.4 or was it 34.3.4 or was it 34.3.3 You know, 34.4. I was close. So you can get your fill over there if you really want to get your fill of Chrissy Teigen. And don't forget husband John Legend. I mean, he's a member of the EGOT team.

So, I mean, this guy is huge. He's actually a really talented man. But then there's Chrissy Teigen. I see where Jay Leno has a policy. And boy, did Jay need to apologize. He needed to come out and apologize because people were so pissed at him. Oh my gosh. They were so angry at Jay Leno.

And why? Because he made jokes about Asians over the years. And according to Jay, in his heart, he knew it was wrong. Did you, Jay? Did you? So he felt the need to apologize. and good for him, good for him. The campaign from the media action network for Asian Americans, Manna,

they apparently have accepted his apology. He apologized for cracking his Koreans eating dog meat jokes that he did. And at the time, Jay said, I genuinely thought them to be harmless. He was on a Zoom call with the man a leader, and he said, I was making fun of our enemy, North Korea. Like most jokes, there was a ring of truth to them. Duh.

He continued, at the time, there was a prevailing attitude that some group is always complaining about something, so don't worry about it. Whenever we received a complaint, there would be two sides to the discussion. Either we need to deal with this, or screw them if they can't take a joke. Too many times I sided with the latter, even when my heart, I knew it was wrong.

Did you? I side with screw them if they can't take a joke. But what do I know? And now that Jay's made his millions doing his little silly jokes on TV, you know what? I'm sorry, Manna. Why? Why?

Why are we apologizing? I can't. I can't. So, ugh. He said Manna has been very gracious in accepting my apologies. I hope that the Asian American community will be able to accept it as well. I hope I can live up to their expectations in the future.

Me too, J. Me too. I hope you'll be able to live up to their expectations. Because we all know we want Manna to be happy with a joke you did on TV 20 years ago. Give me a break. I can't. I just can't. And I see where.

Jessica Simpson. I love Jessica Simpson, by the way. I always have. I've been a fan. And I know that she's gone through some struggles. But she has opened up in an interview, and I believe in a book, that she was body shamed by the world in 2009.

And she felt like a failure. She was apparently, after photos of her performing in Texas in 2009, she was upset over the headlines. Jumbo Jessica. Look, I've been fat shamed and body shamed for years, okay? It's just the way... Well, Jeff, you are?

I know. I get it. But, Jess, come on now. Baby, we love you. And I love you. But you did, you know, balloon out a little bit. I mean, I saw you, Jess, dear, honey, at, well, A, I saw you in, I met you in Tampa Bay, in Tampa, Florida at the 4002 Gandy Boulevard building of IHeart Radio, then Clear Channel. Yeah, it would have been Clear Channel then, not, it was, it was not J-Corps.

It was Clear Channel. When I first started there, it was J-Corps. Anyway. you were carrying your little dog and you had your entourage and I came around the corner and there you were all by yourself with your little dog and I asked you to stop looking at me like you do on TV because it's embarrassing and you were she had the strangest look on her face and I understand why she would have this strange look on her face. I mean some strange man is meeting you in a hallway and you and the guy says hey stop looking at me like you look at me on TV. okay it's embarrassing she really didn't get the joke and i understand that i thought it was funny anyway so i met you and then i saw you and that was whof 100 years ago and then uh half a hundred years ago i about this time uh this was in 2009 when she was jumbo jessica so i don't know what year we went to

the thanksgiving day parade the macy's thanksgiving day parade in new york but she was there and she was whatever float she was on man she I was like whoa because she was jumbo Jessica there so and I love her I don't care she was jumbo

Jessica I still love her she's Jessica Simpson I love her so anyway she is and she's lost a bunch of weight now and she's got the family and the kids not that I stalker and she's talking of course this is an excerpt from her memoir

open book so she's trying to hawk her book i get it so we got to have we got to something in there that she's got to talk about to you know get people to read the book i got it and you know jess has got a few million on instagram that you know she follows her

family and the kids too i wonder how much jess has got oh jessica Simpson only has 5.6 million followers jess man christie's got you pummeling you at Instagram. You better pick up the pace.

But she looks great. And so, you know, okay, were you that upset that you were being body shamed? I mean, you look great now. You lost weight so it must have worked. You didn't like being called Jumbo Jessica.

I'm laughing with you. Jess, I'm laughing with you. Okay, baby? Seriously, I'm not making fun of you all. I mean, we all watch the reality show and everything. Come on. Come on. I know she, all right, we'll just leave it that she's trying to sell a book, okay? And it's all, it all worked out in the end, didn't it? Yes, it did. Speaking about working out at the end, I see a story that I question whether it's true or not, but let's just say that it is, okay? A 59-foot tapeworm comes out of a man's

butt. And he didn't even know that he had this tapeworm in him. Okay. So a 67-year-old patient man in Thailand goes to the hospital because he's got stomach pains and he's passing gas all the time. And we find out the reason why is because he has a 59-foot tapeworm in him. And so they realize, Ooh, hey, you've got this tapeworms, so we need to get this thing out of there. So they gave him some medicine, and out comes the 59-foot parasite. Okay? They also tested his debris, and his debris had 28 eggs. There was more being born.

So they gave them all this deworming stuff, and there's a picture. What they claim is this 59-foot, this tapeworm that was inside of them, and they've got it all piled up in one little beaker from the science lab, and then they have it laid out on some sort of plastic. I mean, it does not look good. And I do, my favorite tapeworms, this does not look like something you want to have happen to you? apparently he is a big raw meat eater and so you can't be doing that it can't be eaten raw meat that causes uh i don't know if you know this tapeworms now according to the docs these parasites

can live inside you for years 30 years they say whewh now they don't survive long now because of medication and stuff. But you do not want tapeworms in you, right? I mean, no way. And apparently the family is all being tested now because they are

all consumers of raw meat and nothing says love like a family that eats raw meat together. And so don't want to eat raw or undercooked beef, which contains the infected the infective larvae.

Oh. And apparently this has been the longest tapeworm in Thailand for 50 years. So I can't find where it says what the longest in Thailand's history was, but they claim in most stories that the longest taken from a human body was 108 feet.

in length. On average, though, this is just average. They're normally about 50 feet. So, don't worry about it. It's 59 feet. I mean, it's long, but it's not bad. So they come from pigs, fish, and beef. 20 million people, according to this story, 20 million people worldwide are infected with tapeworm. No, thank you. No thank you. I know there's tapeworms inside whales and other big things. But 20 million people worldwide infected with tapeworms?

Holy cow. No. No, thank you. Don't eat raw meat. I don't want to eat raw pigs, raw fish. I know I'm a fan of food. It's Jumbo Jeffie and Jumbo Jessica. I get it, but I'm not going to eat raw

meat to, I do not want a tapeworm. One of my favorite posters we had years ago and it was a poster of a tape the head of a tapeworm blown up like a billion times a giant head of a tapeworm

it's all my favorite posters I wish I still had that it was hanging behind the door of our bathroom there was nothing I mean there's nothing more cooler than you know a picture of a gigantic

head of a tapeworm in your bathroom although my favorite picture now in our guest bathroom I have a picture, my wife, Amber, Frame Life Photography, took a picture of, or two kids, two of Maximus and Maya as they were leaning over her, looking down on her, she was laying down, right? So you got their two faces in their heads, you know, touching each other looking down on her,

and there's a picture, and it's just their faces looking down. It's a great picture. But I blew that, I blew that up. I have it on the ceiling in our guest bathroom. So if you ever go into our guest bathroom, you can look up and see Max and Maya looking down on you. I mean, it's not the head of a tapeworm, but it makes me laugh.