Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 588 | Looks Better Than It Sounded

Episode Date: March 29, 2021

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Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca.ca. Breathe easy. Yes, the all-clear has been given. NASA has said, hey, we're good. No problem.

remember that asteroid that was, you know, going to hit the Earth in 2068? Yeah, it's not going to. So there's no chance of it. So we're good. Sure, the same 1,100 foot space rock was supposed to come really close in 2029 and again in 2036. But there's no chance of it, you know, coming too close to the Earth. then. But the 268 collision

was still possible until they've decided you know what? Nope. Nope. It's not. Sure we first spotted it in 2004. It was Apophis APO-P-H-I-S but it is now

off the risk list. So take it easy. Deep breath. And no. We're good. It's not going to hit us. At least this asteroid is not going to hit us in 2068. I know.

I know. I feel good about it too. Welcome to the breathing easier chewing the fat. I'll tell you who's breathing easier right now is the rulers of the the Suez Canal. I know. You know, the Suez Canal Authority, they are definitely

breathing easier along with Egypt as they have the ever-given barge ship free again. It's finally free. I know. Yes, they're breathing easy too.

So the canal is back open, finally. I mean, It'll be a slow process of starting to, you know, get the backlog. I know they handle about a hundred ships making the transit on a single day, according to 2020 data. And, you know, of course, obviously we got it. There's limitations. There's the size of ships making the transit and tidal factors that prevail on the day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got it. But they expect, you know, maybe a delay of 10 days to do two weeks for all. the vessels to, you know, get caught up. But while this ship was blocking the canal, they were talking about losing or holding up anyway, $9.6 billion in goods a day. I mean, you've got cars, oil, livestock. I mean, all kinds of products that are just sitting on the ships, sitting out there

waiting. They're saying, I saw, I heard numbers from 300 and. 30 to 390 ships just waiting to get through. Backed up. Some ships in companies have already posted that there will be delays for the next month. They've decided some companies have said, eh, you know what, we're not going to use the canal, go around, take the long way, which adds, you know, tens of thousands of gallons of fuel.

And Syria, I believe, has already started rationing their, fuel for these ships. So good luck. So they kept digging, they kept tugging, they moved 27,000 cubic meters of sand. And the big hero, of course, was the tides, because they finally dug and dug and dug, until then they was high tide, and the tugboats finally, you know, pulled it free. I mean, it's an incredible thing. now they claim now that the ship was wedged of course due to high winds and a sandstorm uh-huh but according to the

suez canal authority you know that might not have been the main reasons for the ship's grounding there may have been technical or human errors huh wonder what that could have been so you know we'll have to wait for the investigation. But that was a big, I mean, that thing was a big old ship stuck. That is for sure. 220, at least 220,000 tons of merchandise. They were talking about, I saw one headline that talked about, um, they're deploying two more tugboats on the way. I don't know. Does two more tug ships make a difference? I guess they're not ships. are there, they tugboats. Do they make that much of a difference?

I don't know. The photos of the cranes and the difference in size of this ship and the cranes were remarkable. You see just how big this ship is. And I heard, now, on Friday, Thursday or Friday of last week, I, you know, just thinking out loud, said, we should send in the military and just blow it up. Turn it into dust and be done with it. It's too. Okay, so we lose that ship and we lose the goods on that ship.

But all the merchandise that's just waiting and some of the animals that are rotting and products that are going to waste, I mean, it's worth it. We lose one ship. You lose one ship and then we move on. But I'm not kidding. And I saw a headline that talks about. talked about the Navy was looking, you know, the U.S. government was looking to, you know, help out. We were just waiting for Egypt to say, let's you give us a hand.

So, which, you know, I guess they don't have to worry about now. But I heard Glenn Beck telling his story of the fat kid and the pasta guy, you know, creating the Suez Canal and his story of all the leaders were going to go through the canal and then they had a ship blocked the canal like this one and what did they do but blow it up hello that's what needed to happen now if it had gone on much longer

then we definitely needed to do that I mean turn it into dust I don't want big chunks of the ever given floating in the Sue has canal just may turn it to dust be done with it what happened to the ever given Yeah, it doesn't exist anymore.

Yeah, the last sandstorm blew the rest of it away. Oh, okay. But we don't have to worry about that now. It is free. And so now the record, I know they made a big deal out of, well, our safety record, 18,840 ships, zero accidents. Turn it back to zero again. Can't say that.

I know. It's just amazing. know that the two canal pilots on board were aboard the ever-given i ever-given uh it was in route to the netherlands it's 25 crew members or our indian nationals they i believe remained on board and are safe so you know good luck god bless but it's free and let's keep the canal flowing shall we now you know that prices are going to go up and it's going to be blamed on well It's the, this is the Suez Canal price increase. You know, we have to follow with COVID restrictions.

And then the delay of the Suez Canal, these prices have got to go up. How long does that last? How long do we have to put up with that excuse? Three months? You figure, prices go up now. We can't, we're already a month behind or so. So you're looking at prices going up for at least, two months because it's going to take a month to catch up to get back to normal traffic but that then it takes

another month to get back to normal deliveries so you're looking at what two three months of price increases due to the suez canal increase and then those increases ever go away doubtful and then we'll hear about the investigation of why this happened if it wasn't the sales storm and the high winds. Was it human error? Was it some kind of sabotage? I saw one report where they talked about a possible blackout, or was that caused because of the sandstorm and the high winds?

So that investigation will go on, which will add to the price increases from the Suez Canal. Oh, yeah, it's a possible that it was sabotage, so security prices have risen. And that means prices for your laptop have to go up because, man, yeah, they were on the fourth ship just waiting to be delivered. And they just never made it. And how about all the animals that are probably sick now or maybe even not alive? This is rotting on these ships. Oh, man.

Never mind. I don't even want to think about that. So, hey, good news. The Suez Canal is back open. And if you're listening live to this podcast, this broadcast on the 29th of March 2021, the 29th of March, wow, it's my brother's birthday. Happy birthday, brother to me. March 29th, a day that sticks in my head. Why?

Because that's when my younger brother was born. Hey, happy birthday. Mike. I love you. So, the trial of George Floyd begins today. I'm sorry, the trial of over George Floyd's death begins today. Opening arguments in the Derek Chauvin trial. And man, do you want to be in Minneapolis?

Don't you? It makes you want to be there. I know. I know. So, I don't know. We'll see. It's going to, you know, he's charged with secondary murder, manslaughter. third degree murder charge, faces up to 40 years in prison for one of the charges.

Whatever he gets, it's not going to be enough. I don't know. It's going to be broadcast live. Minnesota of the criminal trial will be broadcast live. Oh, wow, that could be fun to watch. Good, some of the facts could be another OJ trial to watch this. We'll see what happens. So they're talking about over the next four weeks that we're going to have this trial.

Wow. I mean, good luck. Good luck. The defense team is going to try to prove opioids and meth found in Floyd's system and underlying health conditions killed him not Jovin. The jury, six men, nine women. That's mostly white, according to this story. and they decide the fate of Derek Chauvin. So we have that to look forward to for the next four or five or six weeks.

The trial. That's what chewing the fat is calling it. And we will cover it as best we can and try to see what's going to come of this trial. No matter what happens. I mean, I've already said, told you, it's not going to matter. It's not going to be enough. if they find him guilty did I say when

if they find him guilty that was just silly of me to presume that these jurors would find this guy guilty no matter what the the defense tries to say he's guilty am I right? Yes okay

okay then it won't be enough unless they drag him down the streets of Minneapolis which could happen and would there be anybody there to stop it? I don't know. I don't know.

Oh, hey, prediction come true from this broadcast. I told you. No way. No way does Sharon Osborne make it out of the talk alive? And while she did make it out alive, she's not on the show anymore. I told you. I told you last week, no way. And they announced it on front of it.

There's no way she was going to make it through the weekend and come Friday. Bye. Have a nice day. They have agreed to part ways by just incredible. There was no way. So I went back and I watched the entire two segments of the talk, which was agonizing enough as it was. But I did it for you. And for me.

And I did where it first started. and then remember they came back from the commercial still yapping about it and arguing about it. There was another eight or nine minute segment. I mean, why anyone? Okay, I got to back up for just a second. All right. Let's back up for just a second. If you think that the talk is going to survive without Sharon Osborne,

oof, oof, good luck. Good luck. I don't foresee watching those two segments from the last show of Sharon Osborne being taken off of the talk because she questioned racism and questioned what Pierce Morgan has said that is racist and what is racism, sticking up for her friend to say something against the ever all-knowing former. Princess Megan. So, you know, I don't know. I just remember, I just want you to remember that Cheryl Underwood, one of the hosts from the talk, told us that it's not about the exact words.

Huh. Really? Yeah. And this is, this is just a brief excerpt from the. from that day. After the first round going at it about Pierce and racism, they came back from commercial,

still all wound up. And Sharon was really wound up at this point coming back from commercial. But I want you to hear from me. I will ask you again, Cheryl. I've been asking you during the break. I'm asking you again. And don't try and cry,

because if anyone should be crying, it should be me. This is the situation. You tell me where you have heard him say, educate me. Tell me when you have heard him say racist things. Educate me. Tell me. It is not the exact words of racism.

It's the implication and the reaction to it. So there you have it. It's not about the exact words. And that's exactly right. and so even Sharon Osborne, who restated, even in the interview that she disagreed with Morgan, and that he's a friend, colleague, and her belief doesn't mean she's a racist. The belief in his opinion doesn't mean she's a racist. And she said, I'm not a racist, neither is Pierce.

And I hate the fact that even saying I'm not a racist, it's a terrible evil word to call anybody without knowledge of that. And then all four of the women on the talk did their best to dance around the subject. It's just without coming right out and saying Sharon Osborne is a racist. And she should be gone. And it's just amazing. The whole thing is just incredible. But I do. No way she survives it.

And there just wasn't. There's just not a way. You don't survive something like that in today's world. And maybe at some point, we can have. have a little talk about racism and where we're headed in this country. Because we are in the middle of something that is not going to end well. Just we're not going to, it's not going to end well. It's not going to do it.

We just, I just read another story. Look, there's so many stories that are happening in today's world that are based on racism and if you're a white man in America today and we've talked about this before here on chewing the fat if you're a white man in America today tough

tough I mean it's barely barely okay to be a white woman but you're still a female so you got that you got that going for you but a white male in America have a nice day

and we're already having towns exclude white families even if they're living in poverty, getting money, getting help money. Sorry, doesn't matter. Oh, okay. We have doctors calling for to racially discriminate against patients in order to promote social justice.

Oh, okay. We have people actively creating enemies list to silence the opposition. That's more important than anything. Silence the opposition. So there was no way that Sharon Osborne was going to make it out of there. Just no way. And, you know, there's no sense. If she really, you know, when she bent the knee, it really upset me because she didn't need to do that. And that makes it even worse because that means that she believes there's blood in the water and you know the radio guy that just got fired in new york i mean they did a bit on a morning show a morning rock show okay morning bull it's called b-u-l and their host

rob leaderman fired fired okay so they did a bit on whether certain black women were attractive. All right, that was their bit. Now, we can make the argument that you don't do that bit in today's world. And I would agree with that. That was a bad choice. In today's world, it's just a radio bit. They're filling time. They're trying to make jokes. It's a morning show. They're trying to have fun. Who do you think is hot? Who's not? We've all done those stupid bits. I get it but his bit went on to say that he was raiding black women to toast to toast you know the way how much bread is browned in a toaster and he made a bit about not being at my toaster level. He liked something, didn't like the other. And it was, of course, even, I mean, they, of course, they

comment about, you know, they talked to, you know, Hallie Barry. We talked about her last week. I love Hallie. And she, you know, she's, of course, you know, they used her in the bit. And she's, that's disgusting. And of course, of course it is. But it's just a, so he apologized. He issued an apology about four hours later after the show. I want to apologize for hurting people with my foolish and ignorant comments yesterday. He wrote in a statement posted to his new Twitter account. After listening to what I said and how it must have sounded to others, I was horrified. I 100% understand why people are justifiably angry.

I made a mistake. It's hard to look myself in the mirror, but I want to acknowledge it. I apologize from the deepest depths of who I am. Okay. He said he reached out to the local NAACP group, among other community leaders, to seek guidance and teaching as. he wants to increase his sensitivity and understanding. Please know my comments were ignorant, but not meant to be hurtful.

It's a great opportunity to get communication started so that this mistake can heal and not divide. Oh, okay. So let's take him at his word, that he's justifiably horrified, and he really wants to heal and not divide. Fired. Fired. Oh. So there is no redemption.

There is no. There is no bending the knee and forgiving. Okay. So if we're at that point, if, and I believe that we are, which is why I've said, oh, you never bend the knee to the rage mob, ever. Never, because it doesn't matter.

They don't care. They, the rage mob, they don't care. If you apologize, then they believe that you've done something wrong. That's blood in the water. They're coming for more. Instead of saying, wow, he realized that it was terrible and it was a bad thing. And let's come on the radio show. And let's talk about that.

And let's say, how horrible, let's have a conversation. Nobody wants to have that conversation that we keep saying we need to have. Because we've had the conversation. Nobody wants to have the conversation. have the conversation. Everybody wants to just divide and conquer and silence the opposition. I got news for you. I got news for you.

It's not going to end well. It's not going to end well. When there's no accepting of apologies, when there's no redemption. From a stupid radio guy in Buffalo, New York, who did a stupid bit of the radio morning show, show and apologized. And that's not good enough fired.

We want them off the air. That, it's not going to end well. And it's not going to be pretty. Because they're people. People. No. You know, I'm just, Hey,

Hey, did I mention my prediction was right? Sharon Osborne is out at the talk. And I told you so. I told you so. You heard it here on chewing the fat. The only thing I got wrong was the date, the timing. Because I believe that she'd be out before the beginning of last week. And then they extended the hiatus of the show past their original date of coming back,

which meant that they were still. in talks with Sharon and discussing, you know, how much money they were going to have to pay her to get rid of her and what she could and couldn't talk about once they give her the check. And so that was done. And I told you, then she doesn't make it through the weekend. And this show was correct, which makes me correct. And we'll just leave it at that.

Just know, just know you people out there that want to silence the opposition. and you don't want to hear it and you want people to be quiet, but you want them to bend the knee and tell you that everyone, we are racist and we should not be alive and that we should bow down and believe everything that's rammed down our throats, it's not going to end well. It just isn't. You can't push anyone.

I mean, there has to be, there has to be an acceptance of an, apology and there has to be redemption and there has to be you know a little bit of truth of what you've done wrong you can't just keep saying people did wrong when they didn't well i take that back you can't keep saying it that doesn't make it so all right let's go to the break room i you know what the guy in buffalo good I'm glad he's off the air and good riddance should have never been on the air to begin with

so that's not true I don't believe that just doing a radio bit and obviously in Buffalo New York the apology is not good enough and it appears that in many

places around the world and around the country in today's world the apology even heartfelt apologies aren't good enough. It's never enough. When? When will it be enough? All right, let's go to the break room.

I need something cold to drink. Oh, my goodness gracious, desperately. Do I need something cold to drink? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. That is so, so good. Hey, if you're listening to this show right now and you are not a subscriber to the podcast,

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Okay, this is from the wife because he's dead. Okay. So the husband comes home from a trip. he's on a mission in Mexico, and he comes home. He's the pastor at Harmony Church, Ada, Oklahoma. And his wife calls the police and says, hey, my husband just got shot by an intruder. Oh, and then he, of course, died on the scene.

So they start their investigation of, you know, what happened, do what happened. They interviewed some neighbors. And the neighbors said, yeah, you know, he was out of town the last few days. And there was a, you know, a white Mustang at the house, you know, for a couple of days while he was gone. And, you know, I might even,

heck, I've got security camera here. Let me take a look. Yeah, there it is right there. It's on the footage. That's the car we're talking about. So according to the police said, hey, we've got a video. of this Mustang in front of your house before your husband came home.

And she was like, oh yeah, oh yeah, you got me. Oh, man, you got me. We killed him. Wait, what? Yeah. She claims that her and her husband, the pastor, participated in a threesome with her boyfriend. They would go to the Super 8, well, it says in the story, Super 8 hotel. I thought Super 8 was motels, but maybe they're hotels.

I digress. She allegedly, she said, yeah, you know, I gave him my phone number secretly after one of our threesomes because I just wanted to be with him. Oh, okay. So she claims that Hubby was abusive to her verbally. Oh, okay. So she gave the boyfriend the pastor's gun, his own gun. And so when he came back from his mission, he shows up and shoots the pastor. And I guess that meant that they were just going to be together forever.

And it's just a wonderful thing. And they look so. I got to tell you, the mug shots are impressive. They are impressive. And they look like, well, they're mug shots, so they're never good. I mean, it's rare when you have a good mug shot. But these two, you can understand. You can understand.

You can't put an age or a face on love. Love just happens. And you can well understand how these two work. were in love. And they were. They were in love. So they were, she admitted it. And they've arrested both of them now for the murder of her husband.

Just horror. Just horror. It's a horrible story. Just horrible. And you have to believe, you know, maybe you don't believe everything she says. What? She could be lying? Yes, it is possible.

She could be lie. She maybe not. I mean, I guess there could be proof of the. the threesomes, right, of them all showing up at the motel, the Super 8 hotel. But, I mean, we don't really know if he was actually verbally abusive to her. We know that that's what she said. It's just love. And you can understand how the 47-year-old wife would fall in love with the 26-year-old

Khalil Demi Square. You can well understand how. Christy and Khalil would just be in love and want to live happily ever after but not before they killed her husband which is just insane

you know another thing that's insane not as insane as a wife having a boyfriend kill her husband over verbally abusing her and wanting him all to herself instead of a threesome that kind of insane is

not this insane, but it is insane what I'm going to tell you. I saw a picture that made me think, wait, what? People are putting peeps on pizza. Now, we did the story about Pepsi and peeps coming together for their peepsie or their peepie, but now we're talking about a peepsa. Now, the story is just crushing and talking about what a horriby. and talking about what a horrible thing peeps on pizza is, right? It's just a horrible thing.

Now, I originally agreed with this, but I just know that after looking at this picture of the peeps melted on top of this pizza. And it looks to be just a cheese pizza with peeps spread out on the top. like you would pepperoni it would take the place of pepperoni not in my life i would add the pepperoni to it but it looks to be that this pizza is a cheese pizza with peeps yellow and blue peeps spaced out on top of the pizza now you hear pepsa and you think oh gross that's terrible uh how can we even think of a thing now then i look at the picture of the peeps on the pizza and i think you know that doesn't really look that bad. Just when you think it can't get any we're

we have a story from Alaska and the Costco in Anchorage, Alaska. Now, apparently, we have a Raven Mafia in Anchorage, Alaska. Now, this could be coming to a parking lot of a Costco near you or Sam's Club anytime soon. Shoppers have said their groceries are being stolen by ravens in this parking lot. One story talks about a raven swooping in to steal a short rib from his cart. He said he took 10 steps away, turned around. Two ravens came down and instantly grabbed one out of the package, ripped it off and flew off with it. So they're working together. Now that's what he saw. okay and he's you know he took it back and Costco you know replaced it and they haven't commented

the manager won't comment on the Raven Mafia they've even gotten to the manager I don't want to you know maybe Costco needs to look into the whole Raven Mafia getting to their manager but other people have reported that this is happening and has happened to them this lady had two ravens working the scene one would hop on one side one would hop on the other side and they kept trying to you know get the melons from the mesh bag and trying to get it from her cart one would fly in a circle and one would jump on the side of her trunk until they tried to get the melon now she claims she shooed them off finally and they didn't get her melons one lady said that her steak, they had a package, you know, you get those packages of three or four or six steaks at the warehouse stores like that. The two Ravens flew down and snag the steak out of the package and flew off. And they get fruit and vegetables from people from shopping cards. So it's the Raven Mafia taken over in Anchorage. And if you think that they're not

killing each other off and ruling, The Audubon Society, the Anchorage Audubon Society, who I love and, you know, would, you know, wish I was a part of, they believe that they've counted the Ravens the last three years. And in 2018, they reported 923 common ravens. In 2019, they reported 621 and 750 birds in 2020. So they've allowed some to come back in. They killed them off, and then they brought in their own family. And now they've taken over. And according to this, look, look, for decades now,

they've watched people in parking lots and grocery stores with all this food. They know what a piece of fruit looks like in a grocery card because they've seen it on the ground or they've seen it in the garbage can. So the Ravens are now working together to take people's food from the parking lot at Costco in Anchorage, Alaska. This could be coming to a parking lot near you soon. We've all witnessed flocks of birds looking like they're attacking in parking lots and they're just going after food that is dropped on the parking lot.

But if they start working together, I mean, we all saw the documentary, the birds, and it could happen at any point in time. So we need to be on the lookout and not like that. let these birds take over. If the raven mafia in Alaska starts crossing state lines, we are all in trouble. That's just a fact. So I was sent a post about Donald Trump. And I try to stay away from politics as much as I can here on chewing the fat.

But this was very interesting. And I want you to think about this. Okay. So I had this sent to me and I thought, that's interesting. I wonder if that could actually happen. So I had this sent to me from Kyle, and it's really interesting, Kyle, and thank you for sending it to me.

Trump can run for Congress in 2022 in Florida. If he wins the seat and Republicans take over the House of Representatives, he could become the Speaker of the House. Then his first act could be impeaching Joe, and Kamala. If it works, he finishes out the remainder of Biden's term and can still run for president in 2024. Wouldn't that be a hoot? That was Kyle, not me. I don't know that I've ever said, would that be a hoot, but I have now read it. So I guess technically, I read it out loud, so I have said it. So wouldn't it be a hoot? It would. Wouldn't it? It would be a hoot.

I doubt that anything like that is going to happen. But in the words of Kyle, and doubt me, wouldn't it be a hoot? Another thing that's a hoot is Sharon Stone. She is busy hawking her new book, man, and she's got some stuff in it. Remember we talked about her and her scene

where she, you know, spread her legs on the screen and how it came about? and how it happened, you know, how she was lied to. She's got to be, I don't know, I don't know, things happen to Sharon. And she is really selling her book because she just did another interview where she talked about undergoing surgery to remove benign tumors in 2001. All right. She said she went in for the surgery and the surgeon ended up giving her breast enhancements without her knowledge. It just happened.

Yeah, you know. She said that when I was on bandaged, I discovered that I had a full cup size bigger breasts. Ones that he said would, you know, things go better with your hip size. Oh, wait. What? Yeah.

Yeah, she just went into surgery. And the surgeon said, you know, I was in there and I thought, man, Sharon is good. Look a lot better. with bigger breasts and so and with her body and everything these these are the perfect size for her so i'm just going to give her a bigger size incredible and i don't know what happened afterward i don't know if she beat the guy to a pulp if she sued if they she had a remove i don't know i don't know what

happened but i guess i'll have to read the book won't i or interview sharon i would love to maybe i'll try to get sharon on and talk about she's looking to sell her new book the beauty of living twice. So maybe we talked to Sharon and find out exactly how she handled, you know, getting, waking up and going, hey, where did these come from? Yeah, I just thought you'd look better with them with these new breasts. So I thought I'd put them on. That is just not awesome.

It's terrible. Terrible. Terrible that a, uh, I'm sure it was a man. not a woman. And he just thought he could do that for whatever reason and just enhance my breasts without my knowledge or without my permission. So there's that. I mean,

does make you want to read the book. I'll give you that, Sharon. You know, I'm listening to a podcast this weekend, another podcast, and they were interviewing. It was a talk with Peter Diamandis.

and Peter is an amazing guy, and he's on the cutting edge of so much of the future, and I really got lost into the world and the mind of Peter to Amanda's this weekend. But one of the things that he talked about in this interview was his Peter's laws that I wasn't aware of. And I just, I was like, wait, how come I've never heard of Peter's laws? And he talked about having a poster that he would see every day,

about Murphy's law. And, you know, Murphy's law, if anything, can go wrong at will. And he said, I looked at that, and it made him so angry

that he came up with his own laws. And I thought, wow, I mean, that's how angry Murphy's law made Peter DMS.

So he came up with his own laws, Peter's Laws, the creed of the passionate and persistent mind. And I, he's, there's 20,

of them, or 29 of them. And it is amazing. I need to print this out and hang it on every door in my house. I want my children to live by the creed of the passion and a persistent mind from Peter Diamandis. Or Di Amandis, Deamandis,

Peter Deamandis, okay? That's a D-I-A-M-A-N-D-I-S. Okay? So, all right. So it's just amazing to me that these rules, laws exist. And it's something we should have with us all the time. Number one, if anything can go wrong, fix it to hell with Murphy.

I mean, that's the one thing that made him so angry, right? When given a choice, take both. Multiple projects lead to multiple successes. Start at the top, then work your way up. Do it by the book, but be the author. When forced to compromise, ask for more. If you can't win, change the rules. If you can't change the rules, ignore them.

Perfection is not optional. When faced without a challenge, make one. No simply means begin again at one level higher. Don't walk when you can run. When in doubt, think. Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing. The squeaky wheel gets replaced. The faster you move, the slower time passes the longer you live.

The best way to predict the future is to create it yourself. The ratio of something to nothing is infinite. You get what you incentivize. If you think it's impossible, then it is for you. An expert is someone who can tell you exactly how it can't be done. The day before something is a breakthrough, it's a crazy idea. If it were easy, it would have been done already. Without a target, you'll miss it.

every time. Fail early, fail often, fail forward. If you can't measure it, you can't improve it. The world's most precious resource is the persistent and passionate human mind. Bureaucracy is an obstacle to be conquered with persistence, confidence, and a bulldozer when necessary. Find something you would die for and live for it. Now you can absolutely go to diamandus.com and follow Peter. Another great line from him is the best way to predict the future is to create it for yourself. I mean, this guy is incredible. I'm going to try to reach out to him and talk to him. He's got some great thoughts on the future and he's working on the future. And he's working on the future with Singularity University and the XPRIZ Foundation and cellularity

and human longevity and future loop. His future loop is your personal machine learning engine trained to source a global set of information, which is just fascinating. And the whole thing is just amazing. Anyway, I just wanted you to hear Peter's Laws. and remember, even though I was listening to Peter this weekend, someone asked me, hey, what are you listening to? And I said, well, I'm listening to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher

because that's a rule. It doesn't matter what you're listening to. If you're asked and you're a subscriber to chewing the fat, your answer has to be chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. It's a rule. So I also follow the rules. of chewing the fat.