Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 591 | Yes, It Could Have Been Avoided

Episode Date: April 1, 2021

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We've already got a couple of bitings. I'm sorry, just he was nipped. Someone was nipped by walking. Uh-huh. Okay. We've had, we've got the dog pooping. in the White House all over the hallways in the... It's something's going to happen.

I'm serious. If you're a CIA agent or an FBI agent and you come around the corner and Major is just getting done, taking the crap on the hallway floor and starts to growl and attack you and starts to growl, starts running down the hallway at you. I mean, right?

I'm sorry, sir. I didn't want to, but I came around the corner and, you know, I opened up the door and there he was. He just finished taking a crap, and he started growling and running at me, and I just, I had to. I didn't want to, but sorry, sir, sorry.

I mean, it's going to happen. It's going to happen. So maybe we send them back to Delaware, send back them. I mean, we already had to ship them off once after one attack, and now we've brought them back. after the training and there we've got them

taking a dump in the hallways we've got them nipping at people walking by so before something bad happens maybe we just send back them to Delaware okay

it's just a thought it's just a thought welcome to chewing the fat for those of you listening live today April 1st 2021. It's supposed to be April Fool's Day. Yeah, it's been canceled. There's no more April Fool's.

I mean, everyone is passing around there. April Fool's Day has been canceled this year because no prank is greater than the joke that is running this country right now. April Fool's. Well, I mean, I can remember joking is pretty much done, right? I mean, Babylon B is having a tough time staying afloat because by the time they get something to print, it's come true.

I mean, it's no longer a joke. It's incredible. But I remember back when, think about this, I mean, it was, what, in 2017, when Pornhub displayed a message that said it automatically shared the video you were watching on social media. Now, if you like me,

Went double-checked and made sure that was not true. And then you realized, April Fool's in today's world? Let's say Pornhub does that today. Did they get away with it? I don't know. I don't know, man. When you have NBC's Lesterholt, I've lived on liking Lesterholt for a lot of years,

and I'll continue to do so because it's just funny. And at one time, I did actually really like. Lester Holt. He should have gotten the job the first time around. Anyway, I really did at one time like Lester Holt. Now, he's talking about, you know, it really isn't necessary to always give two sides equal weight and merit. I mean, he's the head of NBC News, providing an open platform for misinformation, for anyone to come say whatever they want. Oh man, do I hate that?

I hate it when people feel like they can just say what they want. Man, do I hate that? And especially when issues of public health and safety are at stake. Oh, man. I know, Lester. You, I mean, that's where we're at. That is where we're at. We have a social media platform.

I don't know. You know, it's big news because it happened to Donald Trump. You know, obviously the former, thank God. President of the United States, you know, the previous administration. We can't even say his name. They don't even allow his voice. Hey, we have his voice on the platform. I mean, he did an interview with the daughter-in-law and knew, new, new, new, new, new, new, new.

The voice will not be allowed on this platform. Oh. Okay. All right. We have YouTube announcing the other day. that, you know what, in response to creator feedback, you know, in response to creator feedback around well-being and targeted dislike campaigns, we're testing a few new designs that don't show the public dislike count.

Huh. You know what? If you're part of the small experiment, is it just a small experiment? You might spot one of these creators. You're still going to be able to see the exact number of likes of disliked. likes in YouTube studio, so we're not completely taking it away. Duh. Now, one of the reasons that's being hypothesized why this is going on is because of the overwhelming negative responses that the White House videos are getting. So it was okay when you didn't like Donald Trump

videos, man, those targeted responses were okay. I'm sorry, those targeted dislike campaigns were okay. But now against the all-seeing, all-knowing, President of the United States, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris

and Jill Biden, oh my gosh, just a nightmare in themselves. But we can't have that. We could not have targeted dislike campaigns. Are we sure that it's a targeted dislike campaign? Or is it just people disliking the videos? Because look, if you believe, if you believe that 80 million people voted for Joe Biden, 74 million people voted for Donald Trump, or whatever the numbers are,

whatever they were, you know, Biden is president, Trump is not. That's, I mean, that's the fact to the matter. But if you believe that that was, you know, we're split 50-50, or pretty close to that, down in the country, then a lot of videos for Joe Biden

are going to get disliked. And there are no videos for Donald Trump to be disliked out because you already erased him. You made him, he can't even have his voice on your platform. So,

It's just incredible to me that we are smack dab. I don't think we're in the middle anymore. I mean, we are close to, it is silencing, man. Silencing voices. Shut you down. I mean, I was thinking the other day, and this is a problem I know, but I was thinking the other day, remember the story we did? I don't have it in front of me, so I don't know.

I don't have the exact verbiage, but. I remember the story we did where they did the study and the professor in the school did the study where pollution was causing people's diseases to be stronger. And one of the terms that they used in the story was the professor said, that's what's making men's penises so short or making men's penises shorter. It was just me thinking out loud there. And, you know, that was the headline, right? pollution may causing penises to be short. And so the story was everywhere.

But what she was saying, and the study was saying in that story, and we talked about it on one of the previous podcasts here on Chewing the Fat, that it's the pollution and the stuff that we're putting in the water, right? Okay. So if you remember, I don't know how long ago now, the guy by the name of Alex Jones, we've played the clip a thousand times of turning the frogs gay and shrimp. are committing shrimp aside. They're just going to walk out on the beach and having birds eat them because they're committing suicide. But his argument for that was that it was the pollution. It was the stuff in the water. So, I mean, okay, what is it?

Is it we can't hear it or we can't hear it? You know, is it misinformation or is it just someone's information that you don't like? I mean, I know what I believe it is. There, you don't like it. We don't need to hear it, Lester Holt. And you can call it whatever you want. Misinformation. But it still means it's stuff that you don't want to hear.

And it is getting worse by the day. That's all. That's it. That's it. There's still a lot of good stuff to get to today. Okay? I mean, the trial continues. Derek Chubman's trial.

Day three yesterday We had Some new video footage That we I don't know that I'd seen that video footage before But we had the cashier Who reported The bill to his manager

And he testified that He He felt disbelief and guilt When he saw things escalate And that this could have been avoided Um Yeah, it could have been avoided Now, his plan is that it could have been avoided had he not reported the crime.

My thought on that would be it could have been averted if there wasn't a crime. But that's just me. Silly. I know. It's a silly, silly thing to think like that. It's just dumb, actually, for me to think like that. But the prosecution also showed George Floyd saying, please don't shoot me as he was pulled out of his car.

And I believe I'm pretty sure he said, I can't breathe before he had the knee on his neck. But none of that really matters. You know that. You know that. It's not going to be enough. It's never going to be enough. And it doesn't matter.

This trial is a show. And he's already guilty. You know that as well as I do. And if unless, I mean, if the jury, which I believe there's no way, no matter what they hear, no matter what they see, no way they find this man innocent or not guilty,

because they know that even when he's found guilty, there's probably going to be some fireworks. But if he is found not guilty or innocent, I mean, I don't even like thinking about it. I don't even like thinking about it. But it's not going to be pretty. Wow, it is not going to be pretty. Speaking of not being pretty.

The University of Winchester, which I'm sure is pretty, not talking about them located in South England. I'm talking about the life-size bronze statue of Greta Thunberg. Man, it looks great. I mean, we need more life-size, bronze statues of Greta around the world. And the world would be that much of a better place.

Because the birds would have a place to sit and take care of their business. But the school, the students are all wound up. And you think, wait, it's a statue of Greta. You think that they would be in love with it. And the school officials said the statue represents the ongoing commitment to sustainability and social justice. and its commitment to combat the climate and ecological emergency. Man, that's a hard sell for that statue.

I'll tell you that. No, really, we love the bronze statue of Greta Thumburg. Man, it represents our ongoing commitment to sustainability and social justice and our commitment to combat the climate and ecological emergency. Oh, okay, well then, hey, Vice-Chancellor, Carter, you go right ahead. I mean, the vice chancellor

also said that Greta is a young woman who, in spite of difficulties in her life, has become a world-leading environmental activist. I was wondering what those difficulties were. But anyway, I digress. She's traveled the world, and everybody has kissed her butt. So I know that's a difficult.

She's had difficulties in her life. The university, and she goes on a talk. about their sustainability and social justice and inspirational to women. Yeah, I know. And many find her a controversial figure. Really? Well, as a university, we welcome reason, debate, and critical conversations. Do you? Do you there, Vice Chancellor Joy Carter? Do you welcome reason, debate and critical conversations, but hey, maybe you do. Maybe, maybe you do. They're at the University of Winchester in South England.

Maybe you do. But, anyway, the students are all wound up about the statue. And you think, wait, why? I mean, don't they love Greta? Yeah, you know what? It's not about Greta. It's not about Greta. They're pissed that the university spent money on the statue when the students

don't have any money. So the president of the Winchester Student Union and Megan Ball, and I bet you she is just a ball of fun, said that Winchester students could not support the statue and called on university officials to replace the money they spent on it. Hey, we're in a COVID year.

Lots of students haven't really had access to campus. Lots of them are trying to study online and are in dire need of support. I actually do believe that. So we're calling on the university to match the statue cost by committing 23,760 euros. And that's how much they spent on that stupid thing? Wait a minute. That's like 33 grand in American money.

33,000 for that bronze statue of Greta? Ooh, no kidding. Megan, Megan Ball with the Student Union. I'm with you. I am with you. They need to replace them. It should come out of their salaries. No kidding.

The student union called the statue. a vanity. Well, of course, they're all vanity projects is what they're there for to, but you're supposed to, you know, place honor for someone who needs to be honored. And if you think that, you know, Ms. Thunberg doesn't need to be honored.

Wow, are you wrong? Sure, she needs to be honored, but she needs to be honored with your money, not mine. Okay, next week, Hunter Biden's book comes out. beautiful things, the memoir. We have got to, we've got to do a Jeff Fisher review of this book desperately. We're already reporting some parts of the book,

I guess, you know, people probably have the copy already, and the excerpts from the memoir were published by the New York Times. We've got to talk to Phelan McLeer next week. for my sonhuntermovie.com. If you can help make that movie, make it. Help them at my sonhuntermovie.com. But we've got to talk to him about it because this story,

we've talked about it before. There's an episode of Chewing the Fat where I specifically devote the entire episode of special Saturday broadcast on Hunter Biden. It's episode 227. Who's Hunter? Dear Biden is the title of the episode. It's like 30 minutes long, 27 minutes long,

and it just goes into the stories about his life. And we talked about how he, you know, has been addicted to crack and other drugs and things that have happened throughout his life. Well, in this story, it talks about how he started drinking at the age of eight, and he's been abusing alcohol and hard drugs ever since, since he was eight years old.

He said he's bought crack cocaine. This is coming from his own. own memoir, bought crack cocaine on the streets of Washington, D.C., cooked up his own inside his hotel bungalow in L.A. Nice. I mean, look, if you can't get on the, find it on the streets, you just make it yourself. Now, that's the American way. I've been so desperate for a drink. I couldn't make it one block between the liquor store and my apartment without uncapping the bottle. Well, I mean, who among us can say that? Can't say that. He said in the last five years alone,

he's lost two decades long marriage. Guns have been put in his face. And at one point, I dropped to clean off the grid, living in a $59 a night super rate motel off I-95. And while scarring my family, even more than myself, oh, I know, Hunter. It's been tough. How have you survived?

I mean, really, your daddy has come through for some, you know, some money from China. your money from the Soviet Union. I'm sorry, Russia. So you're fine. Don't worry about it. He was always proud that he could drink more, you know, five times more than anybody else.

Right? He'd go on 16-hour benders. Again, who among us? He said that he would he'd be in his apartment just binging on vodka. That's what Daddy was the vice president. That's when he got you turned around. Started helping you make some money.

He cut the plastic nub off vodka bottles to make it flow faster? Again, who among us? He only ate the food that was available at the liquor stores, Doritos, pork rinds, ramen noodles, or Raymond noodles, as I like to say, to make my children mad. And eventually, my stomach just couldn't even handle the noodles the noodles anymore. I mean, I don't know that I've ever reached that point.

I can't say Who Among Us on that? Because even during the... Although I was pretty thin back in those days. Lost a lot. I mean, there's some pictures that I was really, really thin. The reason wasn't because of, well, it was because of diet, but it wasn't because of a diet. I was spending my money on everything else but food.

But he talked about his relapses, and he talked about going through the homeless. We remember talking about that, where he went through the homeless shelter, and, you know, he was pitching up a tent, and the guy pulled a gun through it in his face. he shared his apartment with the homeless crack guy that he bought crack from I mean it's always a good plan if you need some crack let the guy you buy it from live with you

hello that's only being smart and uh he it's just I can't I got it I can't wait for the book I mean I I know it's a struggle and I'm glad that he's better now no really but uh my gosh my gosh and then maybe this is it right maybe this is the only great story and the rest of it is all. And then Dad and Bo and Ashley we all went to the beach and we had fun.

I mean, maybe it's all that. But, you know, hopefully we get a lot more of his struggles. That's what a memoir is supposed to be. Right? Right. Okay. He said he now credits his new wife,

Melissa, for his sobriety. Not the stripper who has his baby. Not her. We're not, We're not crediting her with anything, but we're crediting the new one. We're not crediting Bo's wife who we had an affair with after Bo died. We're not crediting her with this sobriety. We're crediting the wife who's pregnant with their baby now, or maybe they had the baby already.

Did she have that kid already? Hold on. Yeah, yeah. She had it. This is right. She had it last year. About a year ago. The kid's one year old today or this past weekend.

All right. So anyway, congratulations. Yeah. So she's, you know, fighting back from being pregnant. now hunters probably living large. You know, that's the one little baby.

And remember, yeah, that's right because Joe couldn't meet him because he was in lockdown. He couldn't meet his own grandchild because he was in locked down

in Delaware and couldn't go to L.A. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, that was April of last year, so almost everybody was in lockdown at that time. That's for sure.

But anyway, congratulations, and we're looking forward to the memoir, and we're also looking forward. We've got to talk to Phelham McLare about

the release of the book and how it's going, if he's rewriting anything for the movie My Son Hunter, and which you could, you know, crowdfund and help. Help them make this movie by going, this isn't even a commercial for them. I don't even know what I'm doing.

Mysonhuntermovie.com. It's turned into one for him, though. I love the story. I can't wait for this movie to be made. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cool to drink and not what Hunter is drinking, okay? Well, all right, maybe,

Maybe just this one's. Pass it over here. Oh. Here, Hunter, take that plastic cap off of that, would you? What are you cooking on the stove? I just want that's all I want to talk about now. All right, well, we're in the break room. So if you're like some of the listeners to chewing the fat

and you're busy taking care of a little bit of your own with something that you've purchased that you, gave a special little name like Jeffie. Or if I were to purchase one today, let's say I ran to the store and purchased a little helpful tool to use during the break room, I would name it Hunter. But that's just me.

You know, I talked to, as long as we're here, I mean, I did talk to Vala McLeer when they first launched the GoFundMe for, to make the movie, the crowdfunding for, or my son hunter movie.com. And you can go to my YouTube channel Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher and promote it and, you know, take a look at it and, you know, tell your friends and neighbors

and all that kind of stuff. But the same thing with this podcast, right? If you're listening now and you're not a subscriber, what are you doing with your life? Really? I mean, make your life better and subscribe. You don't have to subscribe on the platform you're listening to. Let's say your friend said,

hey, listen to this. It's really funny or it's really good. And you're listening to it, But you go, you know, I don't like the way this platform works. Use the platform that warms the cockles of your heart, not theirs. And this is still America. Kind of. So, choose the platform that you want.

And then, you know, subscribe to chewing the fat and tell your friends and tell your neighbors. Okay? All right. Good. So remember last week we talked about Tiger Woods and how I wanted, I said, just leave me done. Let's wrap it up. Let's go. It's stupid.

there was no one else involved in the stupid crash. He's the one that got hurt. He's the one that's paying for it all. And I'm sure if the police said, hey, all of this investigation that we've done, here's the bill. Tiger would probably pay for it. Maybe he already has.

Well, now, you know, they've got the big, you know, they're talking about the cover-up, the cover-up of Tiger's crash investigation. What is there to cover up? I mean, the man is recovering at home. They, it was a horrible crash. It was an accident.

No one else was involved. Okay. Nobody else got hurt. No other vehicle got injured. Nothing. It was just Tiger Woods. Okay. And now the police are saying, yeah, no, we, uh, we've determined, uh, what caused

the crash last month, but, uh, we're not going to release any of the details. Okay. Uh, privacy concerns. Now, people are pissed. They are like, wait, what? Yeah. Now, the sheriff said, nope. Uh, it was an accident.

No evidence of impairment. Have a nice day. Uh, Woods already claimed he doesn't remember driving. Doesn't remember what happened. It was an accident. No one else got hurt. You know what? We know what the deal is, but privacy concerns.

You can reach out to Tiger. If he says that we can tell you, the information, then you can. But right now, yeah, we're not releasing that information. Okay. Now, this is what's going to happen is they're going to dig around. There's going to be a special in-depth reporting where a deputy in the dark of night passes off the actual incident report.

And we're going to find out exactly what caused the accident. Okay. I mean, all right, great. make it into a little short, make it into an hour long special, put it up on Netflix, I'll watch it, or Netflix,

either Netflix or Netflix, either one, I'll watch it, okay? But other than that, let's move on with our lives, all right? If you never find out,

it'll be okay. All right, it'll be okay, although now I want to go have the special sneaking around show. This is a recreation and have the deputy

crawling through bushes with his special report that he passes off underneath the bushes. You know, whatever. It's over. Move on. The guy is paying for it. He's injured. He's had to be lucky to ever golf again.

So he's lucky to be alive. And again, I hate to bring this up again. But maybe you spend your time putting up some new signs telling people to slow down around the curve there at the rolling hills estates that we are told, accidents happen all the time there. Okay? And I know that, oh, wait, wait a minute, did I say nothing? I mean, he injured the car, right?

He wrecked the car, which was given to him he was using because it was part of the tournament that he was in. The Genesis GV-80-S-U-V. I'm sure they're okay. You know, they'll be fine. Attack Air probably already paid for the car anyway. And he may have even paid for it more than once. And I'm sure he paid for, you know, he's paid for all the medical stuff. So anything that's happened, give me a break.

No one else got hurt. Now, there was a tree that was uprooted. I know. I know. It's very, very sad that a tree was uprooted. So you know what you do? You plant a new tree. You're welcome.

Okay? You're welcome. So I had an opportunity to watch. Godzilla versus Kong Last night It was just released Nationwide Hello

Oh man That's what I'm Anytime I'm A little A little tone there Okay you're listening I got it Uh

Watch Godzilla versus Kong On HBO Max Last night Now I I'm asking I'm gonna ask you right now Do you want the review I'll wait for your answer

While I'm waiting for an answer I'll give you a little story about Netflix streaming numbers. All right, since opening, according to this new study now, who watches, you know, the most Netflix, who's binging,

who's streaming, which country watches the most Netflix. Okay? At the end of 2020, Netflix passed 200 million paid memberships. We talked about that. Wow. So 2.7% of the world's population

pay for a Netflix account. That means they've got a long ways to go. There's still plenty of subscriptions to be had. So, based on 24,796 Netflix viewing histories uploaded through time spent streaming tool. Okay? The average, since opening Netflix account, the average user has spent 67,796 minutes watching Netflix.

That's equivalent to 1,130 hours or 40. days. 11,824 minutes watching Netflix movies, equivalent to 197 hours or eight days. This accounts for just over 17% of their overall viewing. 55,972 minutes watching Netflix TV series. That's 932 hours or 39 days. This accounts for almost 83% of the overall. overall viewing.

Now, okay, so I've got to break that down a little bit because the way they schedule the movies, but anyway, that's the numbers that they're reporting for this study. I won't think about that too much right now. So you look at who's the number one country on the list for minutes spent watching Netflix, the average number of minutes watching a series, Combinated number one. Oh, no, that's not number one. That's just the...

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Percent of time. Who's number... This is not... I'm not an order?

What are you talking about? Okay. So, according to this, Peru has 81,652 minutes watching a series. Okay? Argentina. Argentina.

Chile, Argentina and Chile are neck and neck. But they, which I'm not sure, the rest of them seem to be in some kind of order. I'm not sure where we're getting our order from. We're getting our order from total number of days watching Netflix. Okay. So Peru has the most days watching Netflix with 80. okay 80 days watching Netflix in that time frame

so that's where they're getting now the records come in so the okay so wow Mexican Argentina Argentina Chile Chile Chile Argentina Chile mexico Colombia Wow Canada Brazil Brazil United States

right see like one two three four five six seven eight nine ten United Kingdom coming in at 10th Switzerland coming in at nine Wow that's a lot of South American countries and Central American countries, Argentina, Peru, Argentina, Chile, Mexico, Colombia, Brazil.

Aren't those the countries that are immigrants, are, had to get out of there because of either war-torn or storm-torn countries? I guess, you know, I guess they're watching Netflix, though. But, hey, don't, that doesn't mean

they can't survive there. I mean, they just had to get to the U.S. I know. I got it. So, United States watches a total 63 days of Netflix. This is minutes and time spent watching Netflix by country. Wow. It's a lot of time. I got these people beat, though.

I mean, this is no Netflix in Australia, though? That's interesting. That is interesting. I mean, nobody's watching Netflix on Australia. That's for sure. and I love that some of the shows made in Australia that are on Netflix and some of the other streaming services the Australian shows are great

there's some really like really good ones and some really good shows that are show the backcountry and I love them I love them I could have lived in Australia in fact I had a friend of mine just as a side note as we're talking about Netflix I had a friend of mine that moved to Australia and I almost moved with them 100 years ago

I almost moved with them a hundred years ago I almost moved with them 100 years ago. And I decided not to because it was 100 years ago and it would have taken forever because we were going to have to take a little flat bottom boat. But now I could just fly there. That's great. Okay.

So Canada is, wow. Canada is 68 days of watching Netflix. So a total number of hours, though. United States, 1,511 total number of hours watching Netflix. Wow. Total minutes watching Netflix in the U.S.? 90,000. Wow.

I mean, we're spending a lot of time in front of our televisions. And if we're not in front of our televisions, we have our phone in our hands. And if we don't have our phones in our hand, we have our laptop in front of us. A lot of time spent with devices in front of us. You can quote me on that. you can quote me on that.

I'd like to see this broken down. I'm sure it's got to be out there somewhere if I actually really did care about where Netflix has it. I don't know if they share it, but what devices are being watched. Because they're already, you know,

every so often, remember we talked about, they already try to scare you. Hey, you know, people are not on your, in your household right there. I'm watching and I can't watch it. We're going to find out and cancel it. Well, are you? Are you?

but I like to see who's watching what device is and obviously I know they have that information do they want to share it I don't think so New Zealanders and the Swedes 23% of their viewing

is movies or are movies I that's what they watch it they watching that in New Zealand and down there in the Swedes are the Swedes Down there with New Zealand?

Yes, that's where they are. Oh, okay. All right. If you look at the map, they're not, really. Look at the globe. They're not really close. So Argentina, Mexico, Peru, watch 90,000, almost, I mean, wow.

I mean, Peru, Mexico, and Argentina, 81,000, 84,000, 95,000. thousand minutes of TV series. We're watching a lot of Netflix. We're watching a lot of Netflix. Okay, so did you decide? I'm waiting to hear. Did you decide? Did you want my review of Godzilla?

I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll just give you what. All right. So if you don't want to know, you can fast forward or you can, you know, mute. But I'm just going to give you a quick recap of what happened. in Godzilla. This is my recap, you know, at the top of my head, recap of what happened in Godzilla.

Now, you know, I mean, Godzilla versus Kong, right? I mean, you have, Kong is in everyone's heart, I think. Godzilla, you know, is this huge monster. And Godzilla, you know, lives in water and outside of water. Okay? So you already know, Godzilla is really kind of the all-powerful, all-seeing, all-knowing soothsayer. Okay, you know that?

I mean, it's tough to beat. Kong might not, you know, might be, you know, might be the man, so to speak. But he is, you know, he's still battling Godzilla. So here's my recap. Okay. Now they released it on HBO Max and in theater simultaneously. They had a great weekend last weekend. Everybody going to the theater to see it.

It would be fun to see on the big screen. I'm not going to worry about it. I haven't. I'm not dropping a tear for not being able to see it on the monster theater screen because I could have if I wanted to and I'm good with the screen I have in my home.

So we watched it. Thanks to HBO Max. So here is my review. All right. Godzilla and Kong fight. Godzilla gets run off because of humans. Kong helps humans find the center hollow earth power.

Godzilla beats Kong Fake Godzilla made by humans is about to defeat real Godzilla Humans help Kong Kong and Godzilla beat fake Godzilla

Godzilla and Kong decide to let it go and live in peace Humans let Kong live in center hollow earth so that we can harness the power That's it I won't tell you about

The actors The actresses It's mecca Godzilla. Get it right. Fake Godzilla. It's mecca Godzilla. Okay.

All right. They've already fast forward. They're not listening to my review anyway. Wow. Get it right. So I've had this story in the fat pile for a couple of days and I, you know, I guess I could have saved it for Fat Pile Friday, which is right around the corner, right around the roll.

But it's been kind of. kind of bugging me because it's been on the show sheet for the last couple days. And every day I see it and I blow by it and I'm like, no, I'll leave it for the fat pile. So I have to get to it today before it just drives me crazy. Michael Strayhan, former NFL superstar, Hall of Fame, football player. You know, when he was done playing football, he's got a Super Bowl victory. He's a superstar. He's, you know, he's great.

You know who Michael Strayhan is if you see him. You might not know his name. But if you see him, he's really just a big, tall black man and he's got the gap tooth in the front okay so the story is that I mean he's all over right he's on Kelly Ripka

is on the good morning America or morning whatever morning show he's on plus he does the NFL on Sundays on Fox or ABC or NBC whatever he's he's talking of Michael Strahan is everywhere so he just posted a thing

where he was in the dentist and he's talking about getting his teeth fixed where the gap in front that he's had his entire life and his upper teeth goes away he's taken it away the orthodontist filled the space and now he's got you know full mouth of teeth without the gap and i'm thinking okay i mean that's great and michael could do that he could have done that a long time ago if he really you know if he had really really wanted to and he's already a superstar his face is known every everywhere. And one of the things that's a trademark for him is the tooth gap. I mean, that's, that's Michael. That's who he is. It's not like, look at that guy with the rock with a hole in his

mouth. It's crazy. Uh, it's just, that's Michael's look. And so he did the deal on his Twitter account where he said, I did it. Hashtag goodbye gap. And, you know, okay. In the end, he, you know, has the big smile. And I'm thinking, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. I just don't. I mean, we've all heard the stories. I mean, everybody has to go to the dentist and everybody gets their teeth fixed. And even I've got this crooked tooth I've had forever. Which, when you haven't had it forever, Jeff, it's the way it grew in.

You were alive. I know, but it feels like it's forever. And, you know, everybody's, I've just never fixed it. It never gotten it straightened and it's just there. I don't let it bug me anymore. If it bugs you in the pictures, I'm sorry. Okay. That's just the way it is.

But my point is, there's all. kinds of stories. We've heard the stories of the guy that, you know, in Hollywood, that was hired in all those westerns that had the snaggily tooth, yellow teeth, and he started making money because everybody had him working in these westerns, and so he was making money, so he got his teeth fixed, and then he couldn't work anymore, because they didn't want him anymore. They wanted that look. They didn't want, the old hunchback guy with good teeth. The point of happening him in the Western on the street corner was he's an old hunched over guy with snaggly teeth. So anyway, and So anyway, I just, I feel like I don't think that was a good move for Michael Strehend.

But whatever, whatever, he wants to get his teeth, the gap fixed. Now, then I read and I think to myself, wait, wait. It happened a couple days ago. Is he going to come out today? And maybe he did. And I just missed it because, darn the luck. I didn't watch Good Morning America. And, you know, I haven't seen.

I don't follow Michael on Twitter. Maybe I should go to his Twitter account as we speak and see if it was an April Fool's Day joke. I mean, he comes out, maybe he comes out today and says, no way, not getting rid of the gap. The gap is me. I hope that's the case. I mean, that's his last tweet from a couple days ago,

the I did it. Hashtag goodbye gap. And he's got his text me phone number on there. He's got his email at M by M. Strayhan. It says text me. He's got his texting number that's, you know, promotion that everybody has now.

And so maybe it's not. Maybe it's not. You know. Okay. It's just, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know that that's a good thing for Michael Strahan. Because you're going to look at him on the screen now and you're going to go,

what's different? And maybe he's past the point of where it doesn't matter whether the gap is there or not. He's always disliked the gap. And now he's famous enough and, you know, is able to do it and get away with it without losing any of his you know any people knowing who he is so if that's what he wants good for him but i was just bugging me because why would you do that i mean that's your look that's that's that's that's how people know you uh well how do i know so what is going on with well in the world of in the world of covid covid covid so we had uh Pfizer

saying that after months of testing, the pharma giants said that its COVID-19 vaccine was 100% effective in kids 12 to 15, and that it created robust antibody responses. Oh, well, that's special. That's really good since, I mean, it's almost 100% in kids 12 to 15 that don't get it. so I'm a little

confused why we're making such a big deal out of making kids get the vaccine. Anyway, Johnson and Johnson, which is actually the one that I was, and I have been considering getting. I don't know why. I mean, we talked about it on Pat the other day, and I really am just,

I'm not against it. Really? You know, I mean, if you're in the window and part of it, you should, are close to the window. You know, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, overweight, you have underlying conditions, you know, you probably should, I guess. But I think if you're following everything that you can possibly do not to get the virus,

then I don't, you know, anyway, so I was actually thinking about the getting the Johnson because it's a one-time thing, right? Just take the shot and move on. And they all have, all the stories have, you know, there are people that have had problems with the vaccine, but millions of people have gotten the vaccine without a problem. So, you know, there's that. But Johnson & Johnson said that they had a manufacturing facility in Baltimore that makes its one-shot vaccine. Yeah, there were some quality problems. I know.

There was some quality problems. Don't worry about it. The facility, sure, the facility didn't have the FDA approval to make the vaccine. And there was a little mishap, a little mishap with the delay of the FDA approval. That's all. but there was a little problem and like 15 million doses. Bye. Have a nice day.

But they caught it before, so we're fine. All right. I don't worry about it. It was just some quality standards missed. So why don't you zip it? Don't worry about it, okay? It says they're still on track to deliver an additional 24 million vaccine doses by the end of this month, April,

and 100 million. to be delivered in the U.S. by the end of May. So 100 million in the next couple of months. That's doing some cranking out. And they're going to need some more facilities. So, you know, maybe the FDA ought to pick up the pace a little bit and get these manufacturing places approved or not approved. So these companies can get this going.

And the good news and the help with our government is that the Peace Corps is gearing up. And it's going to, yay, for its second ever domestic deployment. in U.S. history and is going to help with the U.S. get that vaccination campaign going. Yay! Thank you. Thank you. Now, sure.

Sure. You still have to want to get it. And they're going to push hard for you getting it. I mean, they're spending your money, my money, tax money, on telling us how important it is to get it. So, you know, there's that. I mean, we've got, you know, countries, France is closing down again. They're locking down.

You know, they've got the surge going on. Oh, I'm not supposed to, am I supposed to say the word surge anymore? Because it's very militaristic according to AOC. What a, she is such a dunce. But she's a, hey, she is a United States representative from the great state of New York. And bless her heart. but France is shutting down again we've had we've got now that you know

Sarah Palin they had the big news about oh she's urges Americans to wear masks I read the story about that and she wasn't really urging people to wear masks she was just saying that we should continue to do what we can to avoid getting any virus including COVID-19 but the story is that she's got and her family's got it and you know she's you know she's going through the struggle of having it But she, you know, said that, you know, you should do what you can.

It said that she called on Americans to wear masks. But it says here she said, through it all, I view wearing that cumbersome mask indoors in a crowd is not only allowing the newfound luxury of being ingognito, but trust it's better than doing nothing to slow the spread. That's not a big endorsement. Because, you know, she does, She's tried to tell us that the newfound luxury of being incognito, Sarah Palin,

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