Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 598 | Imposters and Posers

Episode Date: April 12, 2021

Ketchup shortage is denied…  First man in space…  Food tester… Human composting… Hollywood / death, age, predators and box office record… ‘Unhinged’ with Russell Crowe…  The Trial Subscribe to the YouTube Channel… Email to [e-mail] Subscribe www.blazetv.com/jeffy Promo code jeffy… Harvey secretly indicted in Los Angeles… USPS fight in Flint… BK in Memphis / McDonalds in Connecticut… Harry and Meghan called the cops 9 times in 9 months… Harry goes to the funeral of his Grandfather… Rob Lowe drops 47 million on 3 places in Montecito. Central Florida football catching up to @elvisfisher72 … USC football has a homeless problem… Questions to the White House press secretary… David Hogg quits… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We discussed how there was a ketchup shortage or a possible, really, ketchup shortage with the packets and restaurants were struggling to keep ketchup in. And there was a huge shortage. Well, this story came out that said there is no shortage. Okay. So the second largest manufacturer of tomato products, red gold, said, there's no shortage. What are you talking about? we prepared for it. We were doubling production in May of 2020.

Well, let's be clear about something. There is no shortage of red gold ketchup because nobody wants red gold ketchup. Okay? Heinz ketchup has almost a 70% market share. So even though the second largest manufacturer of ketchup says there's no shortage, that doesn't mean there isn't a shortage. That just means nobody still wants red gold ketchup. They want Heinz ketchup.

We don't want the generic packs of ketchup. We want Heinz ketchup, which is why I, as a Heinz ketchup police officer, wants to tell you that, relax, it's okay. They're sold over 12 billion packets per year. They've up production, and they said they should be fine. We talked about that as well last week. but I just want to be clear that there possibly could be a shortage of Heinz ketchup. So just be prepared. And I'm talking about the packets.

I have not seen any shortage of Heinz ketchup on the shelves for you to purchase and use at your discretion. So red gold, I appreciate your try. Nice try. Trying to get everybody not to worry about it. But I refuse to use the generic packets. If it's not Heinz, It's not being used. Welcome to chewing the fat.

So 60 years ago today, Yuri Gargarin became the first human to enter outer space. And for those of you listening live, it is the 12th of April 2021. So 60 years ago today, Yuri, the Russian, became the first human to enter outer space. He was just 27 years old at the time. Now, he would have been 87 years old, but he died in 1968.

Now, so far, 567 people have gone to outer space. That's pretty incredible. That's an incredible number. 567 people have traveled to space in 60 years. That's going to change. That's going to change in the next 60, for sure. There's no doubt about that. 567 is going to seem like, I mean, that's going to be.

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Now, the winner, this seems kind of low. You're going to give $500, get $500 as well as you get budget for food and travel. So you don't have to pay for that. But you only get $500 to do this? I don't know. According to the contest page, the tester is going to be expected to travel to MLB stadiums to taste their hot dogs and watch the games. That sounds like fun.

I mean, getting paid to eat and watch baseball and then just review. Hello, that's what we do here. So you get to review the hot dogs based on appearance, color, flavor, complexity and quality of meat, bun, quality and flavor, sauce and topping generosity, and value for your money. So, I mean, if Heinz ketchup is there, I mean, that puts, that's bonus points right off the top. And you have to review the games on entertainment and quality, stadium atmosphere, and excitement. So you have to be 21.

You have to be, explain why you need to be chosen online, and you have to, you have until May 2nd, May 2nd at 9 p.m. Pacific, you know, the winner is going to be selected on May 5th. Now, that sounds like fun. If you got nothing better to do for the summer, I would do this in a heartbeat, man. They're going to pay for the travel. They're going to pay for the hotel rooms. And the 500 bucks seems a little cheap. It seems like they could pay you a little bit more than that.

But, you know, what the heck. If you got nothing else to do, this is well worth the fun. You get to eat, travel, and sleep for free. Plus, all right, you get an extra 500 bucks in your pocket. And go to baseball games all summer long? That sounds like fun. That does sound like fun. Don't start with me over.

I'm mad at Major League Baseball for taking their game to Colorado, the All-Star game, instead of staying in Atlanta. Yeah, it was dumb. No question it was dumb. But you're getting paid? I mean, it's not like they're paying you. You don't have to be mad at them. The company is paying you to go to the games.

So you don't have to like Major League Baseball. You get to go and you can review. And you get to eat for free. Hello. That's awesome. That's awesome. And speaking to Colorado, by the way, it's getting ready to legalize human composting.

So now how much do you love Colorado? It's already passed one legislative chamber. It's going to allow people to opt to have their remains converted to soil through the natural reduction burying method. The process involves placing the body

into a cradle and then another vessel along with wood chips, alfalfa, and straw. Each body ultimately creates a few hundred pounds of soil. Now you can go ahead and make your jokes that

you know, some of us may produce more than others. The practice is cited as a more environmentally friendly friendly than cremation or burial. Oh, okay. Well, then that's good, that, right? Colorado would be the second state in the country after Washington, the state of Washington, to make the process legal. Now, the good news is kind of, I guess, you know, that the bill does

not allow for the soil to be used to grow food for human consumption. Oh, okay. It also bars sales of product and prohibits combining the soil of multiple people without consent. So if you consent, I guess your family can all be buried together and create a giant pile of compost that you can put on, I don't know, trees or yard work or bushes. I don't know. I don't know what you'd use it for. If you can't use it to grow food, what are you doing? Well, for human consumption. So you could use it to grow corn that they feed cows. Right? You could use it to grow the food that feeds other animals.

So, I mean, there you go. There you go. I want to feed the dairy cows with my body, please. So anyway, good news. So you've got a couple of states now where you can, you know, compost, grandpa or grandma or whoever or yourself. and be part of earth after you go through the natural reduction burying method. Now, there was no news whether Joseph Sarabo had chosen the natural reduction burying method,

but he just passed away this weekend as well. Joseph Saravo, he was 66. You remember him from the Sopranos. He played Anthony's father in the flashback clips when Tony was a little boy and his father was, you know, was dealing with him. He played, you know, Tony's dad. And he played in the Jersey boys. He was a lot of, he's been in law and order. He's played some big roles.

And he's been a, you know, he's a great gangster guy, right? You get those roles that you're in those movies. Tremendous. He, uh, I guess he was battling colon cancer. So rest in peace, very sad. His daughter posted that she was by his side when he passed away peacefully in his beloved treehouse. I don't know what that. I don't know if the man actually had a, you know, a little treehouse in the backyard.

Or if that's what he called, you know, the mansion in Jersey. I don't know. But anyway, rest in peace, Joseph Sarabwe. Very sad news on that. Sir Anthony Hopkins, congratulations to you for becoming the, oldest recipient of best actor award for the BAFTAs. I see, speaking of old actors, Indiana Jones 5 is, they're casting roles right now.

I know Phoebe Waller Bridge got the female lead against up with Harrison Ford. Wow, I was doing Indiana Jones 5. I almost can't wait for that, really. And speaking of old, Matrix star Carrie Ann Moss She opened up About her ageism and life in Hollywood

For an actress after 40 Now what I like about this Is she complaining that I had heard that At 40 everything changed But she said I didn't believe it And then because I don't believe

Just in jumping on the thought system I didn't lie literally She says this But literally the day after my 40th birthday I was reading a script that had come to me and I was talking to my manager about it. And she was like, oh, no, no, no. It's not that role you're reading for.

It's the grandmother. And then she says, I may be exaggerating a bit, but it happened overnight. Oh, so literally the day after your 40th birthday, but you may be exaggerating a bit. All right. Thank you. We appreciate it. Got it. Carrie Ann.

We appreciate it. You know, I might be pissed, too. But I understand the process. But look, that's the deal, right? That's possible that it could be, you know, that you could be grandma. Why not? You need the money. You need the roles.

It's called acting. So go ahead and act. I saw also where Charlene Yee, the actress who appeared alongside Seth Rogan in Knocked Up, is calling him out for enabling his friend and frequent co-star James Franco. She says a woman

have accused Franco of having acted inappropriately. Five of them told the Los Angeles Times in January of 2018 that Franco had been what the newspaper termed sexually exploitive with them.

And they recalled him being angry when they wouldn't go topless. I mean, of course he's angry because you wouldn't go topless, duh. He said he became angry when women wouldn't go topless. And a third said that during a nude orgy scene, he removed the protective plastic guards covering other actresses lower area while simulating oral stuff that was going on.

So they filed lawsuits against the act. actor and they were settled. Those, uh, he, he said they were false and inflammatory and they settled, they settled the deal. So, I mean, you kind of got to go with it, right? I guess so, but she called him a predator and she's having none of it. Uh, she's having none of it. She said that, uh, I tried to break the contract and leave the film, the disaster artist

because I didn't feel safe working with a, Evan sexual predator. She said that people attempted to bribe me with a bigger acting role. Oh, okay. And she called the rest of the people around Franco. Our enablers are just as toxic and are abusers too. Disgusted by white men choosing power over protecting children and women from predators. Educate, organize, and dismantle corruption in your circles and in the law.

Amen. Amen. But, you know, part of the story talks about, you want to talk about, you want to about enabling if you believe that he's a predator and a douchebag but you settle out of court for a job or money without putting it in front of a judge and jury who's the enabler i'm just asking the question here just asking a question that's all just asking a question and don't forget we're big believers in innocent before proven guilty and settling something like that doesn't mean you're guilty and

And he said that the allegations were false and inflammatory. So I know. I know. I know. So as long as we're in Hollywood, Godzilla versus Kong, top 350 million at the global box office, a lot of that had to do with China. But that is huge for this world that we live in now. Right? I mean, the biggest one since the, you know, COVID world.

World lockdown, I think, was like 50 million or something like that. Maybe. Maybe. So, I mean, domestic openings for the weekend, just here in the States, right? That first weekend, it got almost 50 million. And the closest one to that was 20 million with Tenet. And the rest of them, Wonder Woman 1984, just terrible. Only got 16 million. They were lucky to get that.

That movie was just horrible. Oh, you know what I did watch this weekend? unhinged with Russell Crow it's on Amazon if you have Amazon it's up on Amazon it's Russell Crow and Karen Bistorius and the kid that's Gabriel Bateman these are the three

main ones and it was it was a fun ride Russell Crow unhinged a fun ride it was fun ride there was only I mean there was only you know there were a couple of things that happened

that you think oh That couldn't really happen, but most of it was, it could definitely happen. And there were several scenes that were double-os-word. I just want to swear today is all I want to do. I just want to swear and say dirty words all through the show. But I'm not going to. I'm not going to, which is a task for me. So just bear with me.

But there were a couple of oh-crap moments, double oh-crap moments. there were, you know, where you go, oh, crap. Oh, crap. I mean, and the first, oh, crap, double-o-crap boba is awesome because it just catches you so off guard because he, Russell, becomes unhinged. And don't start with me, he's gained so much weight. So he's Russell Crowe. Move on with your life.

And Karen Pistoris, you know, does a great job as the mom of Gay-Rabre real bayman uh the kid kyle jimmy simpson is in it who i love he's a great character you know him if you see him he's not in it for very long but he he plays a he plays a great character for as long as he last and uh you know he's there's just there's a couple of i i love the double oh crap moment so good i love him i love him it's just that you're sitting there like oh crap oh crap oh Oh, crap. And I mean, just be ready for it. And just be ready.

And the thing is, the thing is, you know, it could happen to anyone. And we all, by the grace of God, know that this could happen to anyone at any time. But we trust in other humans not doing it. So when a human goes off the deep end, as Russell does in Unhinged, I mean, you could see it happening, man.

You can see it. So once you watch it, email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Let me know what you think about the movie and how much, you know, did you have any fun watching it? Because I did. I enjoyed the heck out of it. And I love Russell Crow anyway. But I enjoyed the heck out of the movie. It was a fun right.

I didn't realize it was on Amazon. I came home Saturday after I did a, I had to go to a scouting thing. After Pat's cookie thing, Saturday afternoon at Kexie Cookies, thanks. if you were listening to this today and you went out to Kekthi this weekend. Thank you so much. It was a lot of fun seeing and meeting all of you

and we had fun. And yes, I had fun eating the cookies. But it was great time and thank you for coming out and supporting Pat's family company. And I know he really appreciates it. And I really appreciated seeing everyone. It was a lot of fun.

The only person I didn't look forward to seeing and I was hoping he wouldn't show with Stu, but, you know, oh, well, he showed up. So you got to be nice to him. And, you know, so anyway, And then I had to go to a scouting thing. My daughter was being part of the Order of the Arrow ceremony, and she was called out to join the Order of the Arrow,

that kind of thing, which my wife and my son are a part of. And it's a big deal. So I was there. So I come home and I say, oh my gosh, this is on Amazon, on Hint. And I watch it was so much fun. Those double oh crap moments are awesome. So let me know what you think. All right.

Let's go to the break room. Desperately. Oh, my goodness gracious, need something cold to drink. So we're back at it in the trial of the George Floyd murder. And the defense wanted the jury sequestered after a police shot a black man at a traffic stop nearby. The judge has denied the motion, not wanting jurors to believe there's more threats to their safety. Yeah, I wouldn't want them to think about that at all. So the case continues as normal.

The jurors will be sequestered only while they deliberate. I saw this weekend where they're trying to, you know, they had a big deal over George Floyd and, you know, how much drugs he had in his system and how many drugs he had in a system. There's stories all weekend long about the torment of drug addiction and how, like, millions of Americans, George Floyd lived with that torment every day. He and his girlfriend became.

addicted to opioids four years ago. Yeah. Okay, so no problem. Not everyone is, aside from maybe getting the drugs illegally, they're not trying to pass off counterfeit dollars or creating other crimes while they're being, it's just, I know, look, Officer Chauvin, former Officer Chauvin is guilty. We know that, right? And I know that we're supposed to think innocent until proven guilty.

even if you're a dirtbag actor, but not if you're a former police officer. No, there's no innocent before proven guilty. You are guilty, period. Got it? Okay, good. Yeah. Speaking to someone that's guilty, period, well, I mean,

he's already spending 23 years in prison. But Harvey Weinstein was indicted in a secret grand jury in Los Angeles. That way they can bypass the time-consuming preliminary hearing with public testimony that would otherwise be necessary. Yeah, I hate that. Man, do I hate those preliminary hearings where they just have to prove stuff? So, you don't want that. So you want to do it in secret, okay? Yeah, I know.

Look, I know it's designed to streamline and to safeguard the right to a speedy trial. is it? So they're trying to get him indicted and they're trying to get him moved from New York to L.A. Right? After the indictment and they're going

before the judge today and we'll see what happens. 2 p.m. Eastern is when they when they have the case for his extradition hearing. We'll see if they actually do it. It was postponed last time. I don't know if they'll do it. I mean, for sure they're going to probably want to.

If they do it, if they say yes, has to be moved. They have to get custody from New York like within 120 days to commence the trial. So, you know, we'll see. He's got like 80 people already against them.

The guy's already in prison for 23 years. He's not going to survive. And I know that L.A. wants a piece of them and they want their piece of Harvey Weinstein, but I don't know that you're going to get it. I just don't know that you're going to get it. I really don't. But he's the most hated guy in Hollywood

still to this day and part of the Me Too movement. So he probably goes, they probably do it. They probably do it. So, you know, all's fair, love and war and secret indictments. And again, it won't matter. Sure, he had his bout with COVID. Sure, he's sick and under the weather. So?

So what? He's Harvey Weinstein and we hate him. So let's get him back to California so we can put him on trial there. Oh, okay. Now, you know, I'd be very very very, surprised if it doesn't happen but it may the judge I would guess maybe the judge says this is just my no legal expertise hypotheses but I would say maybe the judge says yeah you know this is this is good and we need to let it happen but mr. Weinstein is sick so let's postpone this whole thing for another

three or four months and then we'll revisit it and we'll see if he's healthy enough to be a move to LA. Just a guess on my part. And I want to be sure that we still go after all the people that were in Washington, D.C. on January 6th, because those people are evil and they want to take over the government and see people lose their jobs. But don't worry about all those people burning down federal buildings in Portland. Don't worry about those people. Those people are peaceful protesters, okay? And I think you and I both know that. just back off, all right? Did you see where the postal worker in Michigan was attacked?

They were, he was, the postal worker, she, was in this big fight with two people. And there's a guy filming it. Now they try to say that the fight was over stimulus checks. And I don't think it was. I think it was, you know, three women fighting each other. Two were together and they were pissed at the postal worker. And so they started fighting. And the one lady screamed,

you hit me first, which, you know, you don't know that to be the case. But they were fighting the guy that's filming as the guy that says they tried to get that stimulus. The guy that's filming is that, oh, they're trying to get this stimulus. And things are getting bad. Oh, my God, Granny.

They're fighting. You got to let this happen. It's trap. It's trap. They don't want them hit you. And I'm, oh, my God. They're wamping on each other, man. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. He's got kids. Oh, my God. Oh, my, go to the feds. Oh, yeah. Bro, y'all hit the mail, man. They're trying to get that stimulus. This shit is serious.

That's him saying that. That's no one else. That stimulus got the bitches. Ooh. Yeah, um, y'all. She hit the mail. Bro, that stimulus money of motherfuck. Oh, Mark, let me get on.

Oh, shit. Look out. Look out. She's backing up. She's getting out of there. That is awesome. Now, he goes on to say, you know, only in Flint, bro. Only in Flint.

And they had the fight there. But they're trying to get those stimulus checks. And I don't think that's the case. The investigation is ongoing. And the one, I think, has been arrested already. But, you know, you don't go around assaulting. male people, people that work for the USPS. I believe that's a federal crime.

So they better prove that the male lady, the United States Postal Service employee, hit first or was the cause of all of this because you just don't be attacking federal employees. It's not, you know what, it's not a good thing to do. You can quote me on that. It's just not a good thing to do. But only in Flint, bro.

Only in Flint. thing is it's not only in Flint I mean we have stories all the time coming from the great state of Florida we have a story from Memphis Tennessee where a lady who apparently was pissed that it took so long at the drive-through pulled up

walked up to the window started arguing with the girl at the window then returned to her car grabbed a gun came back to the window leaned into the window and started shooting into the store Now, no one got injured, you know, people ducked down and hid, but it says multiple shots were fired. And then walked back to her car, drove away.

Now, this was, you know, a week or so ago, so at the time of the story, that no had arrested had been made. But, you know, it's possible that she'd been arrested now, though. That is possible. And then you go to Connecticut as former McDonald's manager is busy, you know, stealing money from the, from the store. she had made out manually ending hours into their paychecks and made fake time cards for her workers and then, you know, did the time cards and then did the checks and then she signed the checks over to herself. And she got, she did this for about a year, January to December, got $18,830.25. So the story says.

Now, what she was arrested for, though, is second-degree larceny, 64 counts of third-degree identity theft, 64 counts of second-degree forgery. Wow, that's incredible. So she turned herself in, and she's out on bail, and she's going to be in court in May. So good luck.

She may, you know, have to pay the money back. I'm guessing she's not working at the McDonald's anymore. But Vivian L. Benitez from Hartford, Connecticut, you know, she thought she'd take a shot. you get a little greedy. He starts working out for you. She got an extra $18,000, almost $19,000 from January to December.

That's not bad. That's not bad. That pays getting you some extra food. So we'll see what happens in May. And did you see where the cops were called to Harry and Megan's home nine times in nine months? That's pretty incredible. They were called to their Southern. California home nine times in as many months after they expressed, you know, security concerns.

Remember, they had the security concern issue with the Oprah interview. And since they moved into their Montecito home, they have requested police, they had alarm, activations, and property crimes. I mean, I don't know, sounds like Montecito isn't that safe a place? I mean, they've got a million-dollar homes. and the police keep coming, and the people showing up. I mean, okay.

I don't know what the deal is, but maybe we ought to work on that. They even had somebody trespass on the property on Christmas Eve. Wow. And then there was one that was listed as Miscellaneous Priority Incident. Hmm.

Wonder what that one is. Miscellaneous priority incident. could they have been fighting? Maybe. But, you know, you never know. I know there's all kinds. But that's a lot of crime for this rich neighborhood. I mean, we need to bump up security in the neighborhood for one thing.

I mean, we just, I just had a story. Rob Lowe just dropped 47 million on three mansions in Montecito. Yeah, I know. He's struggling. I know they're struggling. They sold the old place. They lived in the place next. door to Harry and Megan's.

And so, I mean, they had to get out of there. Maybe that's the High Crime Neighbor Street. I don't know. But they got out of that. They sold that place. And then now they bought, they bought three new Montecino mansions. Right. 47 million.

Rob's doing okay. Rob is doing okay for himself. I mean, I'm not kidding you now. Hello. He's got, that's a heck of a neighborhood. And when you look at their original house, which is right next door to Harry and Mexico. seconds, it's not a dump.

It is not a dump at all. All right. So they sold that place. Now, they purchased one home for $13 million in December of last year. And that, that's just, they just demolished that. They bought that just for the land. So it's $13 million for that. Ah, that's a dump.

It's only $5,800 square feet. We're just going to empty debt. That's got 6.7 acres of land. Yeah, we're just going to clear. the land. You know, we'll probably build a new place there. No problem. Now, that place, that property is in walking distance from Harry and Megan's. All right. So it's still in the high crime area. All right. Then they bought another fixer upper, 4,272 or 74 square feet. All right. On the main shopping street, Coast Village Road. All right. And that's another gated community. All right. And

Then their third property is a four-level beach mansion that sold on some secret deal for like $29 million. Oh. I mean, that's six-bedroom, seven and a half baths. I don't know. You know, maybe you have the guest stay at a little place like that on the beach. You know, that's not for you. That's for, you know, grandma when she comes. Just let her stay at the beach house.

We don't want her where we're at. Or maybe they're going to stay there while they build a house. the new place of the 6.7 acres. That's probably what's happening. And then the guest will be at the other fixer-upper for, you know, you want to come and say, you guys can't stay at the beach house. No, no, sorry, wish you could, but, uh, new. So Rob, you know, get this.

Now, low, right? He's got the, the Texas 9-11 fireman show. Then he's starting to do a new game show titled Mental Samurai, and that premieres May 25th. Rob's making some cash, and he's made some cash over the years. So, you know, 47 million for three places in Montecito. That's not bad. And, you know, hopefully he's, you know, up the security a little bit because it really

sounds like, you'd think a neighborhood with Harry and Megan and Gwyneth Paltrow and Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah and Adam Levine, they'd have some security there. You wouldn't have to worry about, you know, the crime like that. It's pretty interesting that's such a high crime area. Anyway, the cops were called the prince and prince Harry and Megan's house nine times in nine months and don't forget Harry. I told you I told you what happened. Harry is going to the funeral, right? He's left Megan and the baby home.

It said that she wasn't cleared to travel being pregnant and she's got the baby and Archie and she wasn't cleared to travel. Uh-huh. Okay. I believe you. But he's already there. He's showed up and apparently they're going to walk. he and William are going to walk shoulder and shoulder for the procession. The funeral is going to be this Saturday at St. George's Chapel at Windsor Castle,

and we'll see how it goes. I mean, they may be talking them into Harry. You need to take the kids and come back to the castle. That's my hypothesis that's going to happen. The second kid, though, put a wrinkle in it. Megan was pretty smart there getting pregnant. You know, I'm sure it was just an accident. Oh, I mean, it was just out of love.

Of course it was. And this is, and don't forget, don't forget, they already started with the bad stories about granddad. So it's going to come out. He was the one that asked about the color of the baby. He was the racist and Harry didn't want to say anything at that Oprah interview because it was about his granddad. And it'll be,

they're going to throw grandpa under the bus. So it'll be a beautiful thing. So we'll see, you know, what happens with Harry and William and, We'll see if dad and William and grandma can say, Harry, what are you doing, bro? I think that's how the queen actually speaks to. Come here, grandson. What are you doing, bro? Did you see where the University of Central Florida allowed its players to wear their social media handles

on the backs of their jerseys during their spring game on this past Saturday? And their verified cool dad, Gus Malzin, the UCF coach, said this is the new age of personal branding, and we're going to embrace it. I don't know if they're going to do that during the regular games. I don't know that college football allows that. But I do know, welcome to the party, because my own son, Elvis Fisher,

demanded this in his demands video way back in 2012 when he was coming back. He had his two-minute demand video, and in his, you know, he had multiple demands. He needed soap for his dry skin, and he talked about his billion-dollar complex. Well, you know what? I'll just let him tell you. What's going on, everybody? It's me, Elvis Fisher.

Apparently, y'all thought that I was lying about this little press conference today. Yeah, the only people that showed up is actually KOMU What man But yeah, it must have been like a sick prank To actually make it look like people care or something Because I don't know where they're at You know, the whole stadium's locked up Yeah

It's kind of sad really So, yeah, you know, I got a few demands that I need Must be met Before I play football for the University of Missouri again First thing needs to be new soap in the locker room. Right? I'm tired of that cheap.

99-cent Walmart soap. I got old dry skin as it is. Get some dove or some axe in there. A billion dollar complex. We got a tiger in the front of the complex that will follow you around. An animated tiger, but we don't have better soap. Let's see. I want my own personal segue.

way. Yeah, I don't want to have to walk to the practice field. I don't want to have to walk to the dining hall. Right. I don't want to have to walk to the weight room. Chip off the old block here. I mean, I'm not trying to lose weight here. I got to be over 300. You all want me over 300 to play in the SEC? Um, yeah, we need a segue. Let's see, uh, oh yeah, on the back of my jersey. I do not want to have Fisher on the back of it anymore. Um, from now on, I want my

Twitter handle to be on the back of my jersey. Uh, hello. Yeah. So, yep. I don't want to sweat on game day anymore, getting ready. And he goes on. And you can, if you follow me on my Twitter account at Jeffey JFR or, of course, Alice Fisher 72, since he just retweeted my tweet. I reminded everyone that Elvis was demanding this back in 2012.

So, Central Florida, welcome to the party. Thanks for coming on board. It's not new. People have been demanding this for years now. And if you remember, we actually had some jerseys made with his number, 72, add Twitter handle on it. I may have to find the picture of those and find it and post those as well. So Central Florida, welcome to the party. Okay?

As long as you're looking for our Twitter handles, you might as well, if you're listening to this right now and you're not a subscriber to the show you need to become one it's available on the platform that you're listening on now that you're stealing it from i don't know who you're where you're listening to it but you might as well become a subscriber you can choose a different platform if you don't like the platform you're using choose another platform okay there you go so just subscribe to chewing the fat with jeff fisher and you know make your life that much better if you're listening to it now and you're not a subscriber and then you might as well subscribe to my youtube channel chewing the fat with jeff fisher you might as well follow me on social media at Jeffrey JFR,

Facebook, Instagram, and Parlor, just Jeff Fisher Radio. And I post new stuff up on my YouTube channel often. So you can keep an eye on there. There's a brand new uniform. New, what do you call it? Not a uniform. It's an interview. Thinking football.

So there's a new interview up there with Zach Barber, Mr. 2 million follower TikTok. star and I think he's close to 100,000 on Instagram and he's the relationship guy so that interview is up there too go and enjoy that on my YouTube channel chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher so speaking of college football which is why I have football on the brain USC football had a homeless guy show up and he even he was in the practice room he was in the practice facility he got a uniform he went out out of the practice field and he fielded some punt during practice this week and nobody knew.

So he's this homeless guy. He's, you know, he was in the hot tub, he grabbed a meal without being busted and then he apparently was seen sleeping in one of the sweets and the Coliseum and he was busted by

USC security hanging out at the soccer field. And I mean, this guy was part of the university. Doesn't even go there doesn't live there and it's the COVID restricted times and we got a homeless guy I'll just be pretend I'm part of the football team just hang out with them yeah free food I got free bay I can bathe I can sneak into the stadium and sleep there that's nice that's pretty sweet

that's a genius homeless guy right there genius so I mean good luck to USC but people are sneaking into USC this guy ought to go up to Montecito and teach them how to you know have some security up there and save the neighborhood, that's a good idea. Rob Lowe, hire the homeless guy from USC to be your security expert up in Montecito, and everybody will love you even more. And speaking of infiltrating, I see where the, now the headline is kind of misleading. It talks about imposter, White House reporter, manages to infiltrate press briefing. And I thought, really?

Well, okay, so they didn't get into the, the White House and they weren't at the press briefing that, you know, someone that wasn't authorized in there. But they pretended to be a White House reporter and they posed questions to Jen Saki, the press secretary. So apparently these, uh, these imposter or this imposter was part of an online global gaming platform called Roblox where users call themselves Legos. Now, the person didn't really,

reveal his or her true identity when reached out on, but apparently they love journalism and they think the press corps is doing a pretty bad job at the moment. So I decided to ensure some transparency and ask some questions me and some friends wanted to answer. So the White House has limited credentialed reporters, but it's fairly common for reporters to ask additional questions to press secretary Jen Sagi on behalf of fellow journalists who couldn't attend the briefing due. to coronavirus restrictions.

So she contacted credential press to pose her questions in the briefing room, which they did. Now, you know, that's not that bad of an idea. I know that the press thinks they are, you know, these credentialed White House press people believe that they have the questions on everyone's mind. But that's not a bad idea.

Maybe some of these credentialed White House reporters need to do that and ask, I don't know, everyday Americans what question they would like to ask and perhaps go in and say today I'd like to answer a question from Jenny in Tennessee and she wants to know why dad hasn't done anything with his son Hunter or something like that just off the top of my head is the first thing that comes to my mind you know maybe ask some questions that everyday Americans do want answered I'd like to have that happen maybe Oh, and one more thing.

Kind of sad news, actually, over the weekend. David Hogg has stopped his pillow company. Well, no, yes, let me rephrase. He is not involved in the pillow company anymore. A couple of weeks, and he tweeted a long thread 12 different tweets this weekend. He started out with a couple of weeks ago, a very spontaneous interaction over Twitter between me and William Legate led to us trying to start a progressive pillow company.

The goal was and still is to create great pillow company. that is substantially produced, sustainably produced, in domestic unionized factories and have a percentage of those profits benefit progressive social causes. We were met with immediate and overwhelming support, were you? But I soon realized that given my activism, school work, and family commitments, I could not give 100% to being full-time co-founder at Good Pillow. really huh it wasn't that you just realized that it was a lot more work and you couldn't go up against my pillow and mike lindell wasn't that it was that you couldn't give a hundred percent okay not you know i believe you dave after many discussions with william and my friends family and mentors i made a good faith decision to allow william to bring our vision to life without me oh that is

so nice of you dave that vision remains an ethical company that produces that people need while creating good union-paying jobs and supporting social causes at the same time. Oh, gosh darn it, I wish you could still be a part of it, Dave. I'm incredibly appreciative to those family and friends who reached out to support me, and I'm thankful for those who supported me in this vision. Effective immediately, I have resigned and released all shares, any ownership, any control of Good Pillow LLC. I want to thank Will for his partnership and wish him absolutely. nothing but success with the future of good pillow.

The reasons for my departure rest entirely with me and my own personal commitments, and I truly wish will nothing but the best. Over the next several months, I'll be taking some time to focus on my studies in college and advance the gun violence prevention movement with the march for our lives and personally, oh, you're going to take some personal time? Life is too tough. You couldn't take the heat after you decided to come up with your stupid pillow idea. Anyway, while now may not be the best time for me,

I do deeply believe it is incumbent on our country's businesses to do no harm and empower the communities in which they serve. Maybe they could take that up at the next phone call when all the corporate heads meet like they did this past weekend. But I digress. Anyway, David continues. serving as an advocate and activist is just one major part of my life. Is it, Dave? I do hope to one day shape our global community to become more aware, progressive, and equitable through social entrepreneurship and other avenues in the future.

Oh, that's so nice of you, Dave. While the tragedy and trauma I experience does shape me, what trick? That whole story with him down there in Florida and the shooting at the school is agonizing, but I'll let that go for now. While the tragedy and trauma I experience does shape me, like many other survivors of gun violence, it is not even close to who I am fully and I am looking forward to using this time to grow myself as an organizer, friend, son, and brother. Well, good luck, Dave. I hope you succeed. Now, you know, you're not going to succeed going up against my pillow and Mike Lindell because you don't know what the hell you were doing.

But, you know, as a survivor of tragedy and trauma from gun violence, like riding your bike back to the school after the shooting took place, I could well understand how you need a little time to yourself.