Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 61 | Don't Kiss The Pope Ring & You May Have Two Wombs

Episode Date: March 28, 2019

Jeffy brings you the news of the day that include the Pope and a lady with two wombs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to it. So last night, the third largest U.S. lottery jackpot drawing took place for $768.4 million. The record holder, the 1.5 billion powerball jackpot, shared by winners in California, Florida, Tennessee, and that happened in January, and the 1.537 billion mega millions jackpot, one by one winner in South Carolina last October. We have a winner for the $768.4 million dollar lotto jackpot, the Powerball jackpot.

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Congratulations. Two little people in Wisconsin, one ticket who won the $768.4 million. You're salty? I don't want to win it. I don't want to win it. Okay, sure I played. Sure I played. and in fact

when I bought my when I bought the ticket to this drawing he gave me a ticket without the power play the $2 drawing and I was like no dude I want to have the power play and don't pull that away

so I ended up spending five bucks I didn't I didn't win hope hey but I'm happy to be here welcome to chewing the fat all right we've got some great animal stories. A couple of great animal stories. We've got to get too early today in our, you know,

animal segment here on chewing the fat. Story that I had from yesterday, a burglar in Indianapolis was forced to climb out a second-story window. Hey, you don't want to break into the house where the dog is going to chase you. That's why people have dogs. The neighbor filmed as the burglar tried to escape through the window. The dog is trying to pull him back in. So he goes in, he breaks into the house, And the 90-pound dog Roxy, that's a big-ass dog now. You can quote me on that, too, by the way, big-ass dog. And so he comes in the front door on the floor, the first floor,

and the dog Roxy's like, hello. Welcome. And starts chasing him, and he runs upstairs, tries to climb out the window, pulls him back in. And, yep, the dog chased him out, the guy finally falls out. the second story window onto the ground. The police officers had just arrived. Boop, whoop.

Crime done wrong. So, thank you. These are their stories. No doubt. I mean, that's why you have dogs. Hello, that's one of the reasons you have dogs. Some dogs, you know, you may, the little yipy dogs and, you know, they get a kick and your house still gets robbed.

But if you're going to have Roxy, the big 90-pound dog, Roxy, that's a good dog. Hello. Yeah. Hello. My name is Roxy. Don't ask me why they name me that, but you're in the wrong house. Your voice has like a hooker that's been smoking for 50 years.

That's Roxy. That's what I am. So big news today, though, out of Georgia. A huge alligator caught on video crashing this Georgia golf course. Now, the first thing I thought of was a couple years ago, we had the golf course that had the giant gator in Florida. People thought was fake. and well you see on the video

the one guy's who look like two guys in a gator suit that my favorite part of that whole Florida gator incident was that one guy is filming up from his phone and that's uh and the other guy is behind him filming that guy and the gator and he tells the guy filming up close

hey get up closer for perspective hey Dave get up closer perspective get up there Dave no Dave no Dave Dave get up there go you closer how about you get up for a little perspective It's funny to see how big it is. I'm close enough.

Now, the one in Florida looks bigger than the one in Georgia. You think so? That they posted today. But they're both pretty freaking big. I mean, I don't want to mess with either one of them. And I love Gators. I mean, they should be taken to Gatorland. Yeah, well, you are proud supporter of Gator.

I am a proud supporter of Gatorland. In fact, that should be, I don't know. Sponsor? Yeah, you know what? Gatorland should be a sponsor. They should be a sponsor. But like Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, why sponsor when I mention them all the time? So you know what?

I'm going to stop mentioning. Except right now because I want to talk about the gators. So this gator, they film and the guys are like, holy crap, you ever see anything like that? And it's a big gator. I've seen a lot of gators. I don't know if you know this, but I lived in Florida for quite a while.

Is that before after you worked at Winn-Dixie? Well, I moved to Florida before I worked for Winn-Dixie. Duh. I went to Florida and needed a job. When Dixie was kind enough to give me a job. And then made you a produce manager? I worked there. Produce.

Produce. Manager. Manager. That was dairy manager, produce manager, frozen food manager. But not the pharmacy. Assistant store manager. No, they didn't like me walking by. Anyway, so, and I've seen a lot of gators.

And especially, I mean, I love, I went to getter land a bunch. And I've seen there's all kinds. I mean, you live in Florida. You go to a pond. There's a gator. And you bring hot dogs. In Florida. That's what happens.

It's a swamp. I don't know if you know that. Florida is a swamp. Okay. Where do gators live? Swamp. So they just caught. Remember the world's like the largest gator

They just pulled out of a ditch in Georgia. So they're coming out of the woodwork in Georgia, man. I don't know what's going on in Georgia. Something's happening. A gator fight. Something is happening. Yeah. Zoo wars right there.

Gators from Georgia versus gators from Florida. Thank you. Zoo wars are now having. Actually, I like that idea. That's a tremendous idea. You came up with it. That's why it's such a good idea. So they show the Gator in Georgia, and he is snobling around.

But the cool thing about this particular video, apparently Dave got a little bit closer in Georgia than he did in Florida. He got a little braver. Since the Gator didn't give him a hard time in Florida, he got a little closer in Georgia. And you hear, like, when you go to Gatorland, the cool thing about it, like you climb up on their... A deck?

Well, it's a deck, but it's like five or six stories high. And you go up on this giant river where they keep all... You know, where all the, those are just the regular homeboy gaiters hanging out. And they eat the hot dogs that you throw down at him. And they snort, they snort and growl and huff and puff. It's fantastic. Well, this gator in Georgia, he was telling Dave, perhaps you're close enough.

Because as he's walking across the golf course, you hear this. Yeah, you ain't lying. Maybe you go the other way, Dave. He started snorting a little bit. You start to look like a hot dog. Okay. And you can get pretty close to Gators. They move pretty fast, you know, they move pretty fast when they decide that they're coming after you.

When they decide they're coming after you, be the other direction. But for the most part. Like this Gator gets him in the Vito, he's just walking around. He's looking for it. Hey, I'm in the middle. Hold on. Leave me be. Leave me be.

Do whatever you got to do. I'm going to go find the water. Give me a second. I was sun bathing. I could get back to the pond. Leave me alone. The wife kicked me out of the pond. I got to go back over to this other one.

I'm really ticked right now because I don't, you know, I don't really like seeing you. Right. Just that's warning that I don't want to deal with you right now. Thank you. Otherwise, I'm going to take that, I'm going to take that $500 golf club you got in your hand. I'm going to ram it right up your...

All right, I got a story for you, Chris Cruz. My daily Chris Cruz story for you. Well, a new segment. Hey, I don't know if I want to, I don't know if I want to make that a whole new segment or not, but, you know, it's Chris Cruz story, just for you. I see the headline, I think, Chris Cruz. It's the Daily Chris Cruz segment.

Headline that brings your attention to Chris Cruz. Lawmakers introduced Puerto Rico statehood bill. Well, get over it. We already voted yes. It's time to end the 120 years of colonialism. We said yes. Okay, so I'm just saying they have a bill here in the U.S. It says we want to make it a state.

Right, but Puerto Rico said yes, they wanted to be a state, right? So what happens is that Puerto Rico said yes. Now, anybody in the House has to submit the resolution to include Puerto Rico. So now the United States gets to vote and said, do we want the Puerto Ricans in there or do we want them out there? No. The bill unveiled by Florida rep Darren Sotom, of course it's from Florida. Of course, yeah. Who represents parts of Orlando and its large Puerto Rican community.

Oh, man, Orlando, Jesus, you can't get. Where are you from? Orlando. Oh, yeah. Anyway, the, that's a surprise. I just thought, wow, it just hit me. It just hit me.

So what do you think? Is it we going to do it? No, we're going to say no. No, you guys going to say no. I mean, all we do is give you money. Exactly. Well, you got today, and I know, you know, you know why you got, oh. What's that?

Chris, why do you, why do you, why you sound like an alligator there for a second? You know why we're going to say no? Because you got the stupid Puerto Rican governor saying to Trump, if the bully gets closed or punch him to bully in the mouth. Bye. You'd be lucky to keep getting any kind of help money. Any kind of help money. Thank you.

And you know what else you're going to be lucky to get? Trouble being saying, you know, are we still sending money down there for some kind of help for the hurricane recovery? You know, I got a wall to build. I was so upset because he was with the stupid guy Acosta in a CNN interview and he's talking crap about Trump. Why? Why do you do that?

Why do you need, do you really know? Because he doesn't want to become a state, right? He wants to blame it on Trump. He wants to be able to say, when we don't give that, when we don't give Puerto Rico statehood, then it's Trump's fault because he's a racist bully and he just hates Puerto Ricans. And if you really think he's a bully, do you really want to say you're going to punch him in the mouth? He didn't punch the president of the mouth. Thank you.

Okay. Thanks. Man, I vote now. So I see you posted another video of your delivery person. The long as we're in the Chris Cruz segment. Or E2 in the Chris Cruz segment. And now Chris Cruz. See, you have to do the ham thing.

You have to. I see you posted another video to your social media about a delivery person not knocking at your door. They delivered the product. You see them coming up to your house because you're using your... Simply Safe. And who, by the way, is a sponsor here on the network. Yeah. Don't have surprise.

You have Simply Safe too. You're just jealous that you have not thought about this with all your cameras from Simply Save. Oh, wait a minute. I could have done this too? No, hey, no, my friend, I don't have your money. I don't have people. I don't have your money. I don't have people delivering to my house 24-7.

If you want to go right, you want to walk down the road, let's walk it. Let's go. I got a wife that goes out and good stuff. Anyway, so I see that, you know, you started, it's actually not. a bad idea. Maybe we do the Chris Cruz docu series on delivery people. I don't know what we call it yet. We'll work that out and as we work our way through it. But people bring you, deliver your goods, whatever delivery person it is,

you know, Amazon, UPS, USPS, Uber Eats. And they, it's your belief that when they bring it to your home, they're supposed to set it down where they, you know, behind one of your pillars, you know, on your mansion there with the pillars. and knock or push the doorbell. Oh, push the doorbell. It's part of the experience. I would agree with that most of the time.

But this last one, the Uber Eats guy, he brings it up and he sets it down and he turns toward the door. And it seems like he hears you in there. So there's no need for you to knock, for him to knock. You know what I mean? Okay. That's what it appears as. So he turns around and goes back to his car.

Now, another way to look at it, which I'm sure, you know, you and Uber-Reach looked at it, is that he turns around, looks at the door and, like, I'm not knocking and walks back to the car. Because looking at it from that point of view, you're like, dude, you looked at the door, just reach your arm out and tap on it a little bit. And it's food. It's fresh food. Right. And then he just leaves on the, then he leaves, well, on your porch. Floor.

Whatever. On the porch floor. Floor. My food is on the floor. like it's garbage. Yeah. Well, no. You don't put your garbage there.

True. You don't even put garbage on the floor. You put my foot even on the lower than garbage. It's in a plastic bag. It's still on the floor. We don't live in Europe yet. So, you know, you still got plastic bags that you put it on. So you're good.

But, uh, I mean, so Uber E's, did they, they. Yeah, so I submitted a complaint and submitted pictures. And they, this morning I woke up and they refunded me the full, you know. Nice. So you got to eat the food because it was so horrible sitting on the floor. Yes, it was. I mean, I know you suffered through it. I did suffer through it.

But you got your money back. Yeah, $50, yeah. Nice. I mean, are you, now you're praying for Uber Eads not to. Oh, yeah. Just don't knock. Just leave it, yeah. Just text them.

Don't knock. I mean, that's an inside track now with Uber Eats. You and that guy. Just pay him the tip, right? But did you see that? He looked scared. Yeah, it was kind of strange. It was kind of, that's what I mean.

That's what I didn't understand the, that's why I was saying, he looked toward the door and it looked like I thought he heard you in there or something. So, that kind of, that's why I thought he did knock like it sounded like you were coming up to the door or something, you know, that would knock. And I don't have anything on the door. And I even looked outside out. There's nothing that says no soliciting. There's nothing that says, don't knock. Were you hollering inside in Spanish or something? I was not hollering inside of Spanish.

There was not like a chase of a cop and gunshots. There was none of that. None of that at all. Yeah, so, I mean, it was just weird. It was really weird. It was strange how he turned and looked at the door and just didn't reach out. I mean, it's not like he left it on the, you know, the 12-foot front porch you have. Right?

I mean, I'm not being funny. I'm actually making a point that you don't have this giant wraparound porch around your home. I don't, yeah. You know, you walk up and it's a little doorway, walkway in front of your home. That's what's there. You know, like a million homes in Dallas-Fort Worth area. But it did seem like why did you just reach out and knock on the door, dude? What do you?

It didn't make any sense. I'm glad they refunded your money. Good for them. Good for you, Uber Eats. Oh, yeah. Send people to my house all you want and don't knock. Man, I am all for that. Oh, thank God that concludes the Chris Cruz segment.

So I mentioned that they delivered his food in a plastic bag. But, you know, we've talked a lot about, you know, cities all over America, municipalities banning plastic bags, planting plastic forks and spoons and straws. And Philadelphia has now got their straw police. You know, they're going out to investigate. Philadelphia's got their straw police. That's a good gig. And now this, I mean, now he's going out telling people, hey,

a couple of months, I'm going to be able to find you for that. Right. All right. Hello. Straw police. I saw you offer the customer of straw. Two months from now, that's a fine. I'm going to shut this place down.

Just letting you know. I'll tell you what, I'm going to write you a make-believe fine right now. And then I'm going to come back in a couple of months and check on you. I mean, it's agonizing. So now the European Parliament has voted to ban plastic straws, knives, forks, and Q-tips by 2021. Unbelievable. So they voted 560 to 35. I mean, that is just amazing.

That's overkill. That's overkill. To ban 10 single-use plastics by 2021. What's 10 single use? Forks, spoons, knives, grocery bags. Apparently they don't put the grocery bags in their little trash cans around the house like the rest of the world. Isn't that normal? I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to do?

we use the garbage bag what's that you said we used that garbage bag yeah yeah yeah so yeah you put it in your you know whatever little basket you have in your in your bathrooms or whatever

that's your trash bag it's free garbage bags thank you that's what that is that's why Walmart and that's like that's well that is accepted in your recycling bin

it is and I thought speaking of that so you remember I got the letter from the city saying or from the trash people saying that I, you're using the wrong plastic bags, the garbage bags in your recycling bin. We can't have that.

So now my son comes home after he went out shopping, went grocery shopping to direct the women how to shop. The man's not shopping at my house. So he comes back and he says, hey, I found these recycling trash bags now. Are you freaking kidding me? They are in cahoots. Wait, so now you have garbage bags? We have garbage bags and we have separate bags that are able to go into the

I don't know. I didn't look at the box because I walked away. He was laughing. Max is like, yeah, bought these. You're cycling bags. I got him at the garage for you,

Dad. I bought a gasket. So I haven't looked yet. We need to compare. You need to bring him in and let's compare. Absolutely agonizing. But they've got to be in cahoots. I mean,

it's all, we're being shammed. We're being shamed. Everybody's getting a kickback. It's just, I can't believe it. And you saw bottom? well of course

if it was something to piss me off of course he did he pay or did you pay that yeah no he paid because he paid because his mom was with him and he's got money he's got money for me oh he works he works at the summer

camps uh okay thanks that's more fun than work and it's not a lot of money by the way oh no they're ripping him off they're ripping him off

they're getting so he does he They're getting a lot for their money. So they need a summer camp union? They definitely need a summer camp union. And I want to start it up for them. You be the president? Because they, those kids, and I mean, those kids work hard for what little bit of money they get. They have fun.

Is it through the Boy Scouts? Yeah. And they have fun. And they're at this camp and they stay there all week and they have different troops come in for a couple weeks out of time. So it's a six-week thing that they work through. You know, but different people come through every two weeks. and do their summer camp thing. And they oversee the different stuff.

And those boys are great. And boys and girls. I mean, it doesn't matter. The people who are running at the camps are great. You better at those girls in there. And, well, yeah, I mean, it's the summer camp. But there's also girls in the scouts. Anyway, and I'm not making that argument.

But I'm just saying that those kids work hard and do a really good job for not a lot of money. For pennies on the dollar? Not a lot of money. And on top of which, you know, then you're talking about driving back and It's not like the scout camp is, you know, on the other side of the tracks. It's out in the middle, I don't know, of nowhere. I mean, you have to drive to get there. So it's not, you just hop in the car and you're not zipping the target to go to the camp.

You know, anyway, I'm just, you know, it's, uh, we need to start a union for them. That's a good idea. It's a good idea. So the, uh, it's good that Teresa May, who's going to step down of the Brexit deal, but It's still part of, this is the EU, right? So this is still part of the EU, which is great a bit, and it's still part of the EU for now. Agonizing. But she's announced a national plan of action.

A what? A new national plan of action. That the new initiative would prohibit the use and manufacture of single-use plastics entirely. That's crazy. By 2042. So maybe this is what she was hoping for is to stretch out the Brexit deal. To 2042? We don't want to leave the European Union before we see.

start the National Plan of Action to get rid of the single-use plastics, and then we can leave the EU. But you know what? We've already started the plan of action. So I know we're not part of the EU anymore, but let's just get rid of the plastics anyway. Scott would announce last year is going to ban plastic straws by the end of this year. Oh, that's big. The California bill prohibits restaurant staff from handing out single-use plastic straws to customers,

unless the customer specifically asked for it. And when the customer asked for it, they get punched in the... Boop-Boo! Thank you. Here comes Billy Bob from the police patrol. I'm really thirsty. Hey, can I get a straw? Pop-boop.

Swarm! I just wanted a straw. Can I don't put those handcuffs on me? I mean, that's it. I just wanted a straw. That's all I just wanted to drink my soda. So the servers in California, and this is what they're doing in Philadelphia, too, right? The servers, that's $1,000.

if they don't adhere to it. So if the straw police... Who gets fine? The restaurant or the server? The servers. Oh. Now, is the restaurant going to pay for that? Nope.

Absolutely not. If I'm a restaurant, I'm not paying for that. If I'm working for tips, the restaurant's paying for it. I mean, I say when I get, when I'm getting the fine, I'm saying, the restaurant told me to do it. Oh, that's what I'm saying. You're dead. The restaurant told me to do it. I didn't want to ask people if they wanted a straw and give them one,

but the restaurant made me, right? The restaurant association is going to kill you. The restaurant made me. Well, they shouldn't have made me. Ask people if they want a straws or not. So 28 countries in the European Union are going to be permitted to use their own methods of reducing such. Ooh. Use their own methods for their own plan.

I mean, you want to talk? Oh, this is where you can have like the reusable straws. So, I mean, like, if you're giving 28 countries in the European Union are going to be permitted to use their own methods of reducing the use of such plastics, and that'll be mandated to recycle at least 90% of plastic beverage bottles by 2029. I mean, you start traveling through the European Union and you start using... What was he doing? I had a plastic straw. That was not a recyclable straw.

Are you using a plastic fork? We're just eliminating some people breaking the law here. Don't worry about it. Look the other way. Keep moving. Just clean this. Somebody want to clean this up? He was just sitting on the bus bench.

He was using a plastic straw. I mean, we're doomed. We're doomed. And it's all for the sake of the planet. Save the planet. Let's go to the break room. I need to drink and have a Coca-Cola, zero sugar, maybe some ice water. I mean, that's so good.

So good. I don't know. I don't know. So good. I might need to hold on. Something's that good. You need to do it again. You know, as long as you can.

So we're in the break room. Let's do some headlines. Before you do that, before you do that. Wait, have a little over up at the break room? No, no, you're fine. Should I just drink some water? You drink some water while, well, because I got to tell you something that was brought up to my attention today about your Coke Zero. because yeah here we go okay Kyle in South Carolina is telling us 20 stars you know because he

subscribed oh thank you Kyle in South Carolina and he reviewed it very much a lucky for that and he goes 20 stars best podcast ever here's what having an issue Jeffrey we could have gotten 21 stars I only asked for 20 I know but he could have given us 21 stars if you just ditch coug zero sugar and switch it to diet Dr. Pepper Well, I like Diet of Dr. Pepper, though. But he said you cannot drink no more, you know, Coke Zero. Why does he hate Coca-Cola Zero Sugar? I don't know why he hates Coke Zero Sugar.

What does he have against Coca-Cola Zero Sugar? I don't know. He's listening to the podcast right now, so maybe ask him and he can let us know. Kyle, what's your freaking problem with Coca-Cola Zero Sugar? And you can send that to Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. I mean, Chewing the fat. I mean, Dr. Pepper created right here in this neck of the woods. And he was a hoo-hot doctor, right?

I'm not sure which doctor it was. I think he was a hoo-ha doctor. That's very possible. But Kyle, let us know what the deal is. I mean, I'm happy to drink Diet Dr. Pepper once in a while, I don't know, every other day. I mean, if you're telling me that Dr. Pepper is going to sponsor the broadcast, I just diet Dr. Pepper every day, bro. If they're going to be the sponsor, I mean, Coca-Cola Zero Sugar sucks. okay but not now

but not now okay and by the way thanks for subscribing as long as we're in the break room I might as well tell you go ahead let's subscribe and then rate and review the podcast and thank you so much for those of you that already subscribe

thank you very much I appreciate it and we see you we know who you are oh especially you especially you but I just want to thank you but if you're listening right now and you're not a subscriber

uh yeah that's me at the door okay that your car is not broken because you might be listening on your way home your car did not just break no I'm at the door

yeah you're going 75 on 114 he's hanging on he's hanging on and by the way Sam Wilkerson is asking for forgiveness because he submitted a review a couple days ago

and he says a sinner begging for forgiveness Sam what happened I just listen to the I'm listening my son go ahead just listen to the the Monday podcast.

We've got to talk about the Pope too. And he's got, with speaking of listening and going into confession, we've got to talk about the Pope because we've got a conclusion to the ring kissing debacle that happened earlier this week. But go ahead, Sam. I'm listening. I just listen to the Monday podcast.

Please forgive me. I give you all 20 stars. Love the show. Keep up the funny stuff. If you don't remember what happened is on Monday, Sam submitted a review and he did not follow the instructions. Oh. I mean,

because he just put. Since you've confessed. Because I'm going to bring his confession. He put 10 over 5. This is a guy that put 10 over 5. They're the fraction. The fraction guy. Yeah.

So now he's asking for forgiveness. And I don't want to be, you know. No, no, no. A party pooper, you know. But he still didn't follow the instructions. So you're not. Really? You're going to give him a hard time?

You're not going to forgive him? No, Jeffrey, what is the rules when you subscribe? Well, you're supposed to subscribe, and then you're supposed to rate it 20 stars, best podcast ever, and you're done. Yeah, he didn't do that. I mean, I know, but he now is asking for forgiveness. Then do it right, the third time.

Sam, I forgive you. All right, let's get on to the break. Talk to Pope. Let's talk to Pope. Bring out the Pope. I will get to the Pope. First, we want to talk a little bit about Kim Fogg. from Chicago.

She's now admitting that she didn't actually recuse herself from the Jesse Smollett case. What? Yeah, yeah, no. Remember where everybody thought, well, she just, she let herself, she stepped down because she, you know, she knew Jesse. And she was, you know, close confidant. So she stepped in it. Well, legally speaking, she didn't recuse herself. Sure they used the word.

Sure they did. but really that word colloquially for public consumption. That's a good word. That's an attorney. Attorney, we're going to stick it up your rear end word. The state's attorney did not formally recuse herself or the office based on any actual conflict of interest. Her spokeswoman, Tandra R. Simonton, said in an email response to questions, as a result, she did not have to seek the appointment

of a special prosecutor under state law since she didn't actually recuse herself she didn't have to seek a special prosecutor so instead she put her first assistant out in front to take the beating although we use the term recuse

it doesn't mean that as it relates to state's attorney Fox's involvement in the matter it was a colloquial use of term rather than it's legal sense. Wow, Chicago. What? Wow, Chicago.

Are you freaking kidding me? When I saw that yesterday, you are so right, Jeffrey. They lost that law, and it's Chicago, so it's okay. Whatever. It doesn't matter. It's just unbelievable. The whole case, the whole thing is amazing, and it just continues to be. And then they said, we saw it also yesterday, right, that they, well, those records

weren't supposed to be sealed. Oh, yeah. They were like, oh, yeah, they were like, oh, we're not going to seal those. Well, those are, well, we're in the process now of unsealing them. Are you? Are you?

Because I'm looking for them. I haven't seen them. Are you sure you refresh your page? Are you, maybe you, maybe you, maybe you just, you said it, but you didn't really mean it. A colloquial? Yeah, because it was colloquially said, you know. What?

Those are they're sealed and he didn't have to admit any wrongdoing? And he's not really, we never let him off the hook, but he's able to walk around the world and say we let him off the hook. Really? Huh. That is weird. All right, let's move on with our day. So is it over?

I guess so. Yeah, I guess so. So we all saw the video of the Pope pulling his hand away from the parishioners. He was at a gathering. And over, he's at the Pope meet and greet. You know, you sign. Wait, wait. you go to the Pope's show.

You go to the Pope show and then either before or after the Pope's show you have the Pope meet and greet. And you know, you get a photo. He's only going to bless one thing. He's now you can't bless all things and he has to bless one thing that you purchased from the Vatican

is you can't bring your own stuff for him to bless. You have your mind. You got to buy it. We're selling stuff up front for him to bless. So that's the Pope beat and greet. So, but during the meet and greet, he's yanking his hand back from all the people that are bending down to kiss the Pope's ring.

I mean, I know that's an old-school Catholic thing, and I realize also that in years past, some popes kind of liked it and didn't like it, and sometimes they did it, and sometimes they didn't. And it's an old thing where you bow down to the king and bow down to the pope and pay your respects to the pope and God and kiss the ring. I got it. And this pope for sure isn't about kissing the pope's ring. No way.

So, and when I showed the video to a member of the Catholic Church, for their entire life, who went to, was born and raised in Catholic schools. And, I mean, he was taught by nuns and priests. And, I mean, he, serious Catholic, my father-in-law. He watches the video and he's like, eh, you know, it's an old school thing. And he's saying, he's like, this pope for sure doesn't like that. Well, apparently his helpers say that he sometimes does it. He sometimes doesn't.

but they came out with an excuse for this weird video of him yanking his hand out from people. Apparently, according to Alessandro Josati, the Vatican spokesman. Look, it's a simple question of hygiene. What? Yeah, look, there were a whole bunch of people in line, and he didn't want to spread germs. and one person to another, one person kisses the ring, that the next person kisses the ring.

Hey, you know, one germ leads to another germ, the whole thing goes down, right? Now, I agree with that. But in a world where you're bending to kiss the ring, you bend the knee and you kiss the ring, that's what you do. You're not worried about that.

You're just not. You're just not. So, look, it was just, he was worried about the germ. And look, he likes to embrace people. He's embraced by people. He doesn't mind the rituals. He knows the people were upset and calling it disturbing.

But it was just over germs. And that's all. So don't worry about it. Okay. And it was also... And I wanted to speed up the line a little bit. You know, the line gets all backed up when people stop. You know the big, you know the big guys with the pointy hats?

They just beat the crap out of you. They got the big hooks. They got the big hook things that they stand there with their pointy hats on. Those guys are great. The Pope, the Pope, police. And if you kiss the ring on a day that you were told not to kiss it, they just yank you out. Boop-boop. They didn't even do that, man.

The Pope, he doesn't need that. He's the Pope. He doesn't yank him out. I love it. Now, the Pope before this one. he used to fall asleep. He was getting really old. Remember him?

I mean, he used to sit there. I remember he went to Mexico, right? He's in Mexico. And he's out, man. He's sitting there in Mexico. That's this big to do for him. And he is copping the fall asleep. He's got the big Pope hat on.

And, you know, that thing has got to weigh 100 pounds. And he starts to lean. And he's really old and he's starting to sleep. And you're thinking, he's going to fall over. He's going to fall over. But the Pope police, the guy with the hook and the big, he just leans over and goes, He pushes the back.

Pushes the back straight up. Really? That happened? It's fantastic. Just video that? Do you think I would lie about a Pope story? So those of you thinking about having kids, a Bangladesh woman was just found to have two wombs.

No, not rooms. wombs. Called Dr. Prepper. Thank you. So she has a kid. She gives birth to a baby. No problem. Has a kid.

Yay. Your mother. Yay. 26 days later. Oh, man, I got this pain in my stomach. Yeah, we went ahead and gave you an ultrasound. You got two more kids in there. What?

So apparently it's not at all that rare. I mean, it's rare. But it does happen that women have two wombs. How do you check for that? With the ultrasound and stuff, right? So, I mean, you might not, and it might, it's a hit or miss kind of thing. Oh, is it?

With the, uh, with the brain. What do you mean? Yeah, it's a hit or miss kind of thing. So does my wife have, so my wife has one or two? I don't know. Your wife? I think, thankfully, only one has produced children. I mean, if she's got two.

So now it's still sleeping? Yeah. Oh, that scares me. Wait a minute. Yeah. because the second one might be just so a sudden wake up and say, hey, you don't haven't done anything. It's been a couple of years.

It's my turn. That's a little frightening thought too. But, uh, so they, a womb talking? So apparently these doctors say that sometimes it's more, they see it more, uh, in poorer areas of the world. Because they're,

they haven't gone to doctors and had ultrasounds and, and seen what's going on with their bodies. So I'm guessing that maybe some women that have two wounds, You know, maybe when they're younger, the doc says, hey, I'd get that taken care of. You have two ovens. You almost have one. You have to get that taken care. We need to pull that out.

And you just get a, you know, you get a womb exit surgery. It's not the same as an exorcism? It might be. It might be. Yeah, the one on the left looks like it's not going to do anything for you. But what if it does, right? That's what happened to her, right? It's an electrician and see which one works.

Right. she has one kid and because the one kid is blooming, then the second one says, hey, I'm going to have twins then. I'm here. So now she has three kids. Right. Man, I know.

That's, I know you've got a stomachache, but your stomach hasn't really gone down since you had that kid. What's wrong with you? Honey, why don't you losing weight? Right? I mean, look, you don't want to, the last thing you want to do is say that to a woman who just had a child.

Believe me. Oh, you do not. I even made a joke once. I did that go for you. It did not go well. It did not go well. My wife wasn't even there. Wow.

I wasn't even worse. I made a joke of these two other women were in, you know, earshot of my joke. They didn't appreciate it at all. It was a joke. They made a phone call. All I was saying is that, you know, she had a kid a while ago.

She needs to trim that up. It did not go over good at all. I don't know why I'm laughing now. Because it didn't go over good. It wasn't funny then. And it's not funny now.