Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 619 | I’ll Get Back To You On That
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You may have heard of the sex cult nexium and the famous actress who went to prison for her involvement, Alison Mack.
But she's never told her side of the story until now.
People assume that I'm like this pervert.
My name is Natalie Robamed, and in my new podcast, I talked to Allison to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member.
How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma at other people?
I don't even know how to answer that question.
Alison After Nexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify.
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Under the heading still waiting.
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Furthermore, you must know is that, I got to read this the way it is.
Furthermore, you must know is that you will assume the role of funds manager.
You shall be solely responsible for the management of the portfolio under your discrequent.
without any interference once we have agreed on the target sector and hand over the funds into your custody.
Let me know your capacity and ability to handle funds and investment of this magnitude before I go ahead to furnish you with more details.
Do provide us with your most secure private email and mobile phone number with WhatsApp, where I can reach you directly to further this discussion.
await your urgent and positive response,
Linda Wang.
Wow.
Do I want to reply to Linda?
I mean, I am looking forward to being solely responsible
for the management of the portfolio
under my discretion without any interference
once we've agreed on the target sector
and then they give me the funds.
Right.
And I'm shaking.
I can't wait for another email from Linda,
letting me know that she is still waiting and awaiting my urgent and positive response.
Dear Linda, probably not going to get an answer from me.
But it would be fun.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
I was saddened to read that Ernest Angley had died.
He was 99 years old.
It was announced on Friday afternoon on the Ernest Angley Ministry website.
I mean, who doesn't subscribe to the Ernest Angley Ministry website?
But if you don't know who the Reverend, pastor, evangelist, Ernest Angelie,
is where have you been on your life?
Sure, he's a little controversial.
Sure, he had some sexual harassment allegations brought upon him,
but he touched multitudes of souls worldwide with the pure word of God.
Signs, wonders, miracles, and healings.
He was from Akron, Ohio.
I remember back in the 90s, he bought.
the Cathedral of Tomorrow
from
televangelist Rex Humbard
that moved his main operation there
and I guess membership has been
dwindling a little bit
but you remember
I mean he was everywhere
and I mean
Robin Williams mimicked him
with his you know
with his character on Saturday Night Live
and Mork and Mindy and some of his albums
and TV I mean Robin was great as earnest
and then I was remember he bought
the airplane. He bought the
747, you know, for
evangelating, yeah,
you quote me on that, around the world.
I mean, it was just incredible.
And it was such a big deal because it was like
$26 million for this Boeing
747.
And he was
huge, just huge
at one point. It was the Reverend
Ernest Angley.
And he was, you know,
Mr. Televangelist.
And I was remembering
one quick interview from, from Ernest, because, you know, he had been, he had been accused of abusing one of his former assistants on and off for a few years.
And they settled out of court, so it doesn't make him guilty.
Uh-huh.
But I was remembering one interview, and I finally found it.
And it doesn't say who the interviewer was.
But it was just trying one of those quick drive-by interviews,
and Ernest was not having any of it.
I'm not the healer.
God is healing to seek.
If you had a knowledge of the Word of God, you would know this.
And when you talk like that,
and other people talk about it,
it's because you don't have a knowledge of the Word of God.
The Bible, then the disciples, don't you believe in prayer?
What gives you...
Do you believe in prayer?
Did you believe in prayer?
How is it that you was...
I want to know if you believe in prayer.
How is it that you believe in prayer?
I'm asking the questions.
I'll ask the questions too.
All right.
Then the interview's over with.
And he goes to push them off.
can't answer my question, then I'm not going to deal with you.
Sir, I came in interview.
That doesn't make any difference.
I asked you a question, do you believe, do you believe in the power of prayer?
How is that germane?
Huh?
Do you believe in it?
How is that you believe in?
If you believe in the prayer of prayer, then you have to believe in miracles.
Do you believe in miracles?
How?
Do you believe in miracles?
Why is it a one creature, it's no need for me to talk to you if you don't believe in miracles?
Why is it can deal with so many people, heal so many people when other preachers can't?
How do you have that special knack that you can do that?
I don't have a knack, sir.
If you're going to talk like that, I won't give you an interview.
This is no knack.
Aren't you ashamed to throw off on the word of God like that and call this a knack?
Don't you fear God?
The Bible says that God is the healer.
And Jesus came and healed the sick.
The Bible said, they could.
The Bible said in the 16th, I fast.
I fast.
I pray.
And God answers prayer.
Amen.
God answers prayer.
And if they would fast and pray.
There's more people praying for the sick than Ernest Angelo.
But see, you just don't believe in miracles.
You don't really believe in the blood of Jesus.
Do you believe that Jesus Christ is the divine son of God?
Do you believe that?
No, you do not.
And you won't answer me.
So, it was awesome.
That's awesome.
I love these guys, man.
And I...
Oh, wait.
No, I'm not supposed to love these.
They're bad people.
Yes.
They're bad people.
He was abusing people and he was his cult member.
And he had to pay.
He paid a bunch of money for the Department of Labor because they said that he owed all these people money because of alleged minimum wage violations.
And he was like, what are you talking about?
These people were volunteering to do God's work.
So, yeah, no.
No, no, no, no.
They made him paste of money.
And then he had to set a lot of court for the other lawsuits.
But I was very sad to hear that the Ernest Winston Angely, born in Gastonia, North Carolina,
came to be known around the world from Akron, Ohio, starting in 1954.
The Reverend Ernest Aangley has gone to heaven to be with his Lord and Master at 99.
He touched multitudes of souls worldwide, with the pure word of God,
confirmed with signs, wonders, miracles, and healings.
He truly pleased God in all things.
Ernest Aisley, dead at 99 years of age.
This, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at that.
This has been retrospective on CTF.
Very sad.
Rest in peace, Ernest Angley, rest in peace.
I mean, these evangelists are under fire all the time.
And, you know, you got the guy like Kenneth Copeland.
He, you know, was under fire because of his, he only has three airplanes.
He's got three airplanes.
And then you've got the guy that bought his wife, the Lamb Borg.
Guine and you've got Jesse Duplanas.
He's doing what was under fire for his airplanes.
I mean, they all talk about,
they'd have to stop all their evangelical work around the world,
or at least a great percentage of them if they got rid of their airplanes
because then they couldn't travel like that.
Oh, okay.
You know, Pat Robertson, Jim Baker, Joel Olstein, John Gray, Robert Jeffers,
and a lot of those guys, I don't know if you know,
or not. A lot of those guys, John Hagee,
I love John Hagee, though. He's a very
good man. I know he's under
fire for his, you know,
hatred talk about the
LGBT community
and, you know, his blood moon
signaling the end times.
But I really like John Hagee.
I've met him multiple times.
And he's got a tremendous story.
Robert Jeffers. I mean,
basically, these guys,
a lot of them are from
Texas.
and or the Carolinas.
I don't know what that says.
I'm just saying that's what it seems to be.
You're either in the Ozarks or you're in Texas.
But bless their hearts, man.
Bless their hearts.
They are preaching and they are spreading the word of the Lord.
Amen.
If you don't believe in, as Ernest Angeley said,
the rest of peace, Ernest.
if you don't believe in prayer,
I'm not going to talk to you.
I used to go to these revivals,
you know, the tent revivals.
When I was a teenager,
they would show up in Michigan
during the summertime.
He'd be driving along the road,
and there they are.
You know, just a tent revival.
I loved those.
I truly loved those.
And, you know, I got it.
A lot of them.
I never went,
I'm trying to think of it.
I'm going to see an actual snake charmer church.
No, most of them were just on the road.
road televangelists, set up a tent, preach the word of the Lord, pass the hat, get out of town.
Love those guys, man.
Amen.
A, can I get an amen?
Pass the hat.
I love them.
I love them.
And look, if they, if you believe in what they are preaching, bless your heart.
Amen.
Seriously, amen.
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So it looks like Starbucks has got their panties in a wad or their coffee in a bunch.
They've got their feelings hurt.
Because apparently when they post things on Facebook, you know, when they just, it's just an organic post and it's in regards to social issues or their mission and values.
You know, like BLM, LGBTQ, sustainability, climate change, etc.
They are overwhelmed by negative, insensitive hate speech related to those, those,
Comments. What? They have 35 million followers on their Facebook page.
So now they're looking at maybe, we just need to pull down our Facebook page.
We just need to pull it down.
What?
I thought you believed in your mission.
I thought it was, I thought you were it.
I mean, look, it's Starbucks, right?
Hello.
If you don't know that Starbucks is behind BLM and LGBT.
ETQ and climate change, you haven't been listening.
You haven't been watching.
That's who they are.
And yet, the drive-through lanes are backed up
because everybody wants a Starbucks.
Right?
It's the end thing.
But, oh my gosh, don't you dare comment on their posts,
especially if it's negative.
And apparently they can't disable the comments on the page,
which is good.
Let them take the heat.
That they're supposed to be for free speech.
Isn't that what their platforms are all about?
Nope.
Not unless everyone says,
oh, what a great job you guys are doing.
Yes, climate change and LVTQ forever.
And just give me a caramel latte.
Okay.
All right.
So you can't take the heat.
Get out of the fire.
And that's what they're doing.
We don't see.
We have 35 million followers.
How about you use Facebook for something other than
preaching your woke ministry.
Oh, no, never mind.
You're supposed to preach it.
That's what you're supposed to do.
We know who you are.
We got it.
I know, you know, we're not supposed to download your app and get deals on our caramel
lattes or our French vanilla cappuccinos, but we do.
Or our, you know, pink strawberry drinks, but we do.
Okay?
I know.
I'm just as guilty as the rest of you.
I am.
And though, Jeff, well, I've been to a Starbucks in years.
Okay, good for you.
Good for you.
And you know what?
If you can live by boycotting and not going to companies that don't believe in what you believe in, good for you.
And I believe that we all should do that as much as we can.
It's very difficult, very difficult.
I mean, SpaceX, I know Elon already deleted right to Facebook pages as part of the Tesla SpaceX stuff, right, with the hashtag delete Facebook campaign.
Starbucks, Starbucks is a little upset.
They're a little wound up.
And, you know,
according to some people, like Rashad Robinson,
who is president of the Civil Rights Organization,
color of change,
he said that he is encouraged by the idea
that Starbucks would leave the platform.
I can see other companies joining Starbucks,
but unless Facebook is accountable,
to set of rules and standards,
then their exit from Facebook won't change Facebook.
Accountable to a set of rules and standards.
That's funny.
That's funny coming from the president of color of change.
You want everyone to be accountable to a set of rules and standards.
Huh.
That is interesting coming from you, isn't it?
A set of rules.
rules and standards. And yet,
Glad, again, is beating up some
social media accounts. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,
TikTok, YouTube are all categorically
unsafe for LGBT
people. That's the new study
from Glad. Okay.
They apparently, this was part of
Axios on HBO,
they had planned to give each of the sites a grade
as part of its inaugural social media index.
Oh, good, Glad.
That's what we want from you is the inaugural social media index.
But they opted not to give individual grades this year.
Because all the leading sites would receive a failing grade.
You got that, my friends?
A failing grade.
They are categorically unsafe across the board,
said Glad President and CEO Sarah Kate Ellis.
The findings follow a several-month effort,
Glad and a team of outside experts, of course, who looked at each of the sites, their politics
and track record of enforcing those policies. Yeah, oh man, it's just what shocked me the most
about all of this is at the end of the day, these companies have tools to stop it.
They can stop people from speaking their minds. Damn you for doing that. Don't do that.
whatever you do
come on
that's interesting
coming from Glad
you know what they need to adopt
they need to adopt
as Rashad Robinson
said
you know
accountable
they need to be accountable
to a set
of rules
and standards
don't they
don't they though
yeah
yeah they do
good news though
Facebook
on detour
44
attorneys
yesterday, in fact, asked Mark Zuckerberg to get rid of the plans to develop an Instagram platform for children.
All good.
All good, because that's the current age cutoff for Facebook services is 13.
But no.
Facebook's response, no.
Insta kids will have more parental controls, no advertising, and be crafted with input from privacy and child safety experts.
So it'll be fine.
trust us
Insta kids will
be fun
and you know that it'll just be
kids on there
right
so
don't worry about it
you can ask us to
not do it sure
but if it
means like a lot of money
for Zuck and the team
we're still going to
do it
okay
yeah yeah okay
they claim
they claim in this story that 20 million images of child sexual abuse report was reported on
Facebook platforms last year now that is an awful lot you can quote me on that that is an awful
lot I would be interested to see what was considered when they were reported so even if it's not
20 million because I I would imagine that you know a lot of those images aren't really
child sexual abuse. Anything with a picture of a child, Jeff, is child abuse, okay? All right, I got it.
But it's not going to be that way for Insta kids. Wow, are you dumb? Okay? We got it.
All right? There's going to be more parental controls and no advertising and we're going to be,
well, they might be advertising. He said here, the Facebook's response said no advertising,
but how are they going to make money? So there will be advertising. It'll just be
directed toward the kids.
So,
stop it, okay?
Quit your whining.
And we're going to craft it with input
from privacy and child safety experts.
So, there you go.
Seriously, seriously,
quit your whining.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cool to drink desperately.
Quit your whining.
I think that's my new heading.
Quit your whining.
All right. So, you know, we haven't talked about the Kentucky Derby that was this past weekend.
I even forgot to watch it. I mean, I had it set to record because, you know, my wife loves the Kentucky Derby and the mid juleps and the whole hats.
And we always, she always wanted to go there. And we had it set up to go and then it got canceled.
And then, of course, you know, a couple years ago. And then, you know, other things, one thing, then do another and the next thing, you know, we're not there.
But so, you know, but then it's Saturday and I'm doing stuff and the next thing I know, oh my gosh.
It's the Kentucky Derby.
So we missed it.
You know, live.
But Medina Spirit won the race.
And I meant to say last Friday when I talked about the Kentucky Derby coming up is that I wouldn't be surprised if one of the horses are drugged up, right?
Because we did the story about the dogs and the math.
And I thought, okay, here we go.
Well, yes, Medina Spirit, the winning horse failed to drug.
test and that was administered after the race. If a second sample confirms the initial result,
the cold is going to be disqualified and seed his championship to the runner up. Now, it could be the
only third horse in 147 years to lose its winning title, but it could happen. Now Medina
Spirit's trainer Bob Baffett has had 30 failed drug test for his horses over, you know, 40
years of his career and five in about the last year he is baffled by it he doesn't understand it
he in fact blames it on cancel culture and he said we didn't give it to him the vet no one has ever
treated him with it with this particular drug that was found in the horses test
Okay, the drug was
Beta metasone.
Okay, so it's some kind of steroid beta methazone.
And it's used to treat pain and inflammation.
Now, one of the things other than the cancel culture
that Baffert talked about,
he claimed that the groom,
according to
Baffert
was created by a groom,
a person that handles
day-to-day work inside the stalls.
Apparently, the groom inside
Medina Spirit stall
urinated in the stall
after taking cough medicine,
and the horse ate some of the contaminated hay,
which then led to the positive test.
So there, there you have it.
Case solved. We're done.
We're not going to be disqualified.
You're going to win the race.
You can go back to Churchill Downs.
And sure, this weekend is the preakness.
You can show up there.
Don't worry about it.
I don't know if he shows up at the preakness or not.
But don't know if it is problem solved.
I don't know why he just didn't say,
I don't know why he just didn't say this right away before the race.
Hey, you know, one of the groomers, uh,
urinated on the hay.
And I think the horse ate some of the hay.
So, man, he could test positive for,
What's it called again?
Beta methamthosone.
So, I mean, who, who?
Who among us?
Seriously, who among us has not eaten hay that somebody who was doing beta methadone had
p-ed on and then tested positive for beta-methodone?
I know.
I know.
Really, really weird.
So it's all good, Mr. Baffitt.
Come on back and bring your horse with you.
to get rid of that damn
I don't want to see
that damn groom around that horse
anymore he should he or she
should know better than to
urinate in the hay of
are we to believe
that this million dollar horse
is eaten hay
after a human peed on it
these horses live
better than you and I do
okay
there is no
way. I want to believe it.
And I love it. I love it. And if they come back
and say, yep, that's what happened.
Then, you know what? I believe it.
Well, there's no way
that a guy in charge of grooming
this million-dollar horse
was, did he get pissed at the horse? He had the horse
have a fight. And
he damned you, Medina spirit. And then
he took a whiz on the hay.
Then you're going to eat that, you damn million-dollar
horse. Before the Kentucky Derby,
before a huge race, you're going to eat,
urinated on hay with beta methadone in it.
You got that?
Stop it.
Stop it.
It is good news for the betters, though.
If you want money, you get to keep it.
The owner and any money won on their side,
that goes back, have a nice day.
And they may not even have received it yet,
although I think they go right to the front office
after they win before the test and pick up the cash.
It does say here that he will, he's supposed to be at the Preakness this weekend, unless the officials at Pimlico or the Maryland Racing Commission say,
not so fast.
We're waiting on the Kentucky Racing Association.
But we'll see.
And what's really strange, too, is that this is his fifth violation since May of 2020.
Wow.
I mean, somebody, somebody needs to stop that groomer from peeing on the hay.
So the horse tested positive for this beta methadone, beta methamthosone.
And it came back positive for 21 picograms of the drug.
I don't even know how the horse was running with 21 picograms of this anti-inflammatory.
going through his body.
But, you know, I guess you have to believe that the horse loves urinated hay.
And you know what?
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
All right.
Let's take a walk over to the magazine rack.
I love magazine racks, man, because you just stand there and start reading the headlines.
And you start, and then you have, I mean, I realize, hey, this ain't a library, kid.
I know.
I know it's not, but you have to read some of them, right?
You're just kind of standing there,
you're looking at the magazine rack,
and you see, hey, Chinese social media horrified after video emerges
of pole dancing at a wedding.
They pole dance at weddings and funerals all the time in China.
So, you know, I opened it up,
and it's got a video of a guy pole dancing.
I don't care.
I don't care about the guy's pole dancing.
See, this magazine,
down here, Ellen DeGeneres living with Courtney Cox. Wait, what? Ellen DeGeneres is living with
Courtney Cox? No way. Why is she living with Courtney Cox? What is going on? And open these pages up,
okay? So apparently, is Ellen having marital problems? No, according, not to Ellen. She's been
staying there at Courtney's house because she wanted to be close to, I guess, the studios. And, you know,
they're living up there and there. And they sold their Beverly Hills home.
Oh, yeah, so they've got their place, you know, way outside of L.A., a whole 45 or 50 minutes outside of L.A.
Not in Beverly Hills for the taping, so she's been staying at Courtney's house.
And that's nice.
And I guess I guess the porta has come in and stayed there, too.
They've just made themselves right at home.
Courtney's just so darn nice letting them stay there like that.
So there definitely isn't any marital problems between Ellen and, what's the way?
her face, Porta Dorasi.
So there can't be any problems, right?
That's exactly, they sold their place in Beverly Hills.
Duh.
I mean, give me a break.
Why else would they be staying at Courtney's Cox's house in Beverly Hills?
Jennifer Anston has had this disorder for years.
Oh, I wonder what disorder Jennifer's had.
Let me see what page this is on.
So she's suffering from a common chronic condition for years without even knowing it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What is she suffered from?
She looks cheery and bright-eyed in every movie.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Jennifer Aniston suffered from chronic dry eye for literally decades.
Oh, no.
My gosh.
They put that on the cover of the magazine just for an ad like that for her to fix her?
dry eye chronic syndrome?
Wow, that is not good.
Benefer, a thing.
Oh, J-Lo was seen out with Ben Affleck.
That's good.
Benefer could be making a comeback.
All right, let's go down here and look at some more TV headlines.
What is happening?
Yellowstone Star releases cryptic note.
What's happening?
Kelly Riley.
Oh, she plays Beth.
on Yellowstone. I love you. She plays a great character on Yellowstone. And I'm a big fan of,
well, Kevin Costner, of course. We've talked about that before, but Yellowstone is a great show,
and they're waiting for season four. But she posted a cryptic pick here on her Instagram,
Dream Come True, riding out on 666 Ranch today. That's supposed to be one of the offshoot shows
from Yellowstone that's going to be filmed here in Texas. So does that mean that she dies
in season three at the end of season three and now she's going to be doing this new show
oh that is very cryptic we have to wait for season four yeah i mean it couldn't be just for
promoting the show could it and then i see where taylor sheridan who you know is head guy at
yellowstone other than kevin costner he you know they're out busy promoting the new uh what's
her face movie angelina joe lee those who wish me dead and they filmed that back
in 2019. Incredible. And of course, Angie says, hey, you put me through emotional hell and then
I drug her through physical hell and Taylor Sheridan who is, I mean, a guy's awesome. I mean,
he's a hard work of guy in Hollywood and he did one of my favorite movies of all time,
Hell or High Water. Love that movie. If you have an opportunity to say, I love that movie,
Hill or High Water. So I love Taylor and I love Yellowstone, his work. So those who wish me dead
might be good as Joe Lee. They asked him to come on and help juice up the script and
maybe direct it.
And he was like,
uh,
I'm not doing it unless you get Angelina Jolie to do the lead.
And they were like,
oh,
um,
okay,
Angelina,
you've got a new role now.
So that comes out the 14th of this month.
This weekend.
Nice.
If you're listening live today,
it is the 11th of May,
2021.
And this comes out on the 14th in theaters and available on HBO.
Max.
Got to love that.
Let's go down the magazines, right here.
What's going on?
Popular NFL team.
Popular NFL team.
Aren't they all popular?
Popular NFL team is seriously considering moving?
First of all, first of all, all NFL teams are popular.
Some are more popular than others, but all of them are popular.
So that's a very strange headline.
One very popular NFL team.
Which NFL team?
Chicago?
Oh, they're just thinking about moving out of shoulder,
field going to Arlington Heights.
That'll happen unless Chicago.
I mean, that'll happen because Chicago doesn't have the money to pay them.
They paid way too much money.
They don't have the money.
They'll get all kinds of benefits from moving out there.
Elton John vows to kill off his most famous song.
Which one?
Which one is one of his most famous songs?
Because it was written as a joke and he hates it.
Crocodile Rock, of course.
The last time I have to sing Crocodile Rock,
I will probably throw a party, said Ellen John.
Let's see what's down here.
Oh, Billy Joel turned 72.
A couple days ago.
Wow.
Happy birthday, Billy.
Happy birthday.
Man, that one.
That one hurts.
72.
Wow.
Lionel Richie recalls turning the table
when he's turned away at a Mercedes dealership.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's just.
somebody being a big shot,
thinking they don't know who Lionel Richie is.
I'm sure of it.
They better not be trying to make that into a racist thing.
I'll tell you that.
Asked to leave a Mercedes dealership
after first striking it big
just before picking up six new cars.
Yeah, as Commodores,
they decided a big first paycheck
on six brand new luxury motors,
went down in a dealership,
the guy looked at me and said,
no one gave me any attention,
here I am,
Afro and bell bottoms.
Yeah.
So, no one was looking at me.
I finally had the guy come over to me and I said,
son, if you're not going to buy anything,
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
There you go.
He was just saying,
it wasn't anything to do with race.
You're here to buy a car?
You're here to wander around with your bell bottoms and your big old hair.
And so he bought six Mercedes.
Nice.
He calls it dropping the mic.
But nice.
Lionel, that's not a racist thing.
I hope they're not trying to make that an racist thing.
That's a bum thing going into a Mercedes dealership,
looking like you don't have any money.
and you're just wandering around.
Ooh.
You don't have any money?
You're just wandering around?
Ooh.
Yeah.
We got nothing for you here, pal.
Keep going.
And then he, you know,
pulls out a lot of cash and you fall in love with him.
Nice.
Hey, this isn't a library kid.
Get away from the magazine rack.
All right.
You're going to read them.
You're going to buy them.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
I got it.
Thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat.
You can always email me Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com
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Thank you for passing that along.
And I got an email from Deb
talking about her trip to Shawshank,
the Ohio State Reformatory.
And she was reminded of a story
while she was there
that the worm, you know, Shawshank
redemption. If you haven't seen it,
where have you been?
But the worm that Andy
found in his food during that movie,
Brooks gave it to his pet bird,
right? And apparently
in the making of that movie,
the animal's rights crowd were up in arms.
So they had to find and use a worm
that had died of
natural causes.
And that was, I mean, that movie was made
when? Way back in 1810?
All right, that was a little off.
1994 close 1810
1954
that's been going on since then
I mean even before then I mean if they're
worried about a stupid worm
in 1994
wow I mean think where we're at now
holy cow
anyway thank you for those just a quick little
examples of what you can email me
or you can actually email me you know
information like I got an
email from a guy talking about
his wife and the doctor
who won't see her anymore because she's not vaccinated.
I know.
Apparently they've seen the same doctor for quite some time.
And now they usually email the doc and get prescriptions for a particular prescription.
And the doc got, they got an email back saying that, ooh, we've received your message.
And you need an office visit.
However, unvaccinated patients have to be seen on our sick side due to our current policy.
And usually one of her nurse practitioners or physician assistants sees patients on this side.
They're always very good about connecting with the doc if you need to discuss a patient or for any reason.
Contact the front desk.
I'm just trying to read this without giving too much inside information to this email.
I will say, I'm going to say, I'm.
torn in this email
because I get it
that they're
spreading us apart right as more ways to divide
and if you're not vaccinated we don't like you
and be over there with those people
with the sick people but
they're not saying they're not going to see you
right they need an appointment
and we're going to see you but you're going to be over there
I get it I get it
I understand the frustration
but they are
they're not telling you they're not going to see you they're just saying that the doc uh you're going to
have one of their assistants see you over there on the sick side so i mean we're almost there
we're almost there where oh yeah no you're going to have to go over to one of those doctors that
sees uh you know unvaccinated people well you are there with this office but they're still
kind of seeing you so i understand the frustration though i really do understand the frustration
And this is just a guess on my part, but the frustration for all of us is going to get a lot worse.
Because we just found out that the U.S. has authorized the Pfizer-Biointech's coronavirus vaccine for teenagers.
Yay!
For 12 to 15-year-olds.
That's good.
Right?
That's good.
They've okayed that for the vaccine for use of the two-dose shot is the first vaccine to be authorized for use in 12 to 15-year-old age group.
so that's good
they're going to soon be ready to start giving the kids their shots
I mean it's right right
we got news that AstraZeneca
their COVID vaccine one dose
gives 80% lower death risk
oh okay so I mean good
it also said protection against death
from the Pfizer biotech vaccine rises
from approximately 80% over one dose
to 97% after
after two doses in its new analysis.
Novax, I guess it's Novavax,
said on Monday that it's delayed plans
to seek authorization for its COVID vaccine.
Oh, weird.
A setback for developing countries
hoping the injection would soon be available.
Huh, I wonder why they would delay their plans.
Could it be something strange happened in their trials?
I don't know.
I don't know.
They seem to have always been reporting
that they've had positive results
from their studies.
So,
we shall see.
Shallant we?
And, man, it is really storming here
in Fort Worth, Texas, man, where I live.
It is unbelievable right now.
While I'm recording this show,
it is coming down like cats and dogs.
It hailed last night again,
And now, I mean, there is lightning and thunder and rain.
And it probably looks like hail.
It is really storming.
So if you hear that in the background, that's what's happening right now as I record this show, you know, live on the 11th of May, 2021.
Good news from the who, they have classified India's variant of the coronavirus, a global concern.
Oh, that's good.
I mean, we already knew that.
come to think of it there
World Health Organization
we already knew that and we should have stopped travel
a long time before
we did here in the U.S.
But there's people in other countries
that can't even get home that were in India.
Really strange. I will find that
strange that people in Australia
were complaining they couldn't get back to Australia
from India because of the travel
bans. But you knew
why didn't you come home
earlier? We were
telling and other countries I'm sure as
well, we're telling their citizens, if you're going to get out of India, now is the time,
because we're getting ready to ban travel.
I mean, we gave everybody a few extra days here in the U.S. to get back and bring in more
sickness from India.
But that was just us, just us giving people, you know, extra time.
So, but the who now has, you know, has come ahead and said, you know, it's a global concern.
Oh, okay, well, thank you for being on top of it.
World Health Organization.
We needed that from you.
And Indian doctors,
you know, Indian is in the country of India,
have warned people that the COVID cure
that they're doing probably isn't going to work.
No, they're not eating urine-soaked hay.
But what they're doing is they're rubbing cow poop
and urine all over their bodies
as a way to apparently fight the virus.
And I'm guessing, according to the doctors now, according to the doctors, it's really, there's no proof that doing that boosts immunity or helps treat COVID.
So, I mean, they're trying to tell people not to cover themselves in poop or urine.
I know, right?
Is this America or what?
Well, no, it's not America.
It's Indian.
So I guess there's also other health risks involved in.
smearing of these products all over your body.
I got a couple pictures of people do it.
It looks, oh, now, if that's the cure, you know what?
I don't know that I want it.
I don't know that I want it.
You know, we can cure you.
All you have to do is rub all that cow poop and pee all over you.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't think that's going to happen.
Thanks, though.
Appreciate it.
What about the other diseases that I could get from the poop and the urine?
Yeah, no.
Look, the cow is sacred in India, right?
So that means that their poop and pee have got to be sacred too.
I get it.
I get it.
But, and I know that it's bad.
People are freaking out in India.
They've got the new variant and they're sick again.
And people are getting sick.
And other parts of the country have struggled with hospital space.
and oxygen and PPEs.
I get it.
I get all that.
But if you're at a point where you think,
hey, you know what,
I'm going to scrub poop and pee from that cow all over me,
and that's going to keep me immune from COVID.
Ooh.
Oh, that means that you're not in a good place.
You can quote me,
on that, by the way.
If you do that, oh man, I don't think you're in a good place.
I really don't.
Man, no, seriously, Jeff, all you got to do is wipe this poop and pee all over you from
that cow and you'll be cured.
Let me get back to you on that.
