Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 62 | Fat Pile Friday - Is Cuba a Country? Two Wombs 2

Episode Date: March 29, 2019

Jeffy brings you the fat from the week. Listen as Jeffy and Kris try and figure out if Cuba is a country. Jeffy takes a call about the two wombs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to it. Fat Pile Friday. I'm chewing the fat. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. As we delve into the fat in a pile. Yesterday I did the story. If you haven't listened to it yet, why? But you can listen anytime.

That's the beauty of podcast. But I did a story about the lady in Bangladesh who had two wombs. And she had a baby. She gave birth to a baby. And then like 26 days later, she says, oh, I got this little pain in my stomach and they go to the dock and the dock says that's kind of a strange and they do an ultrasound and they go you got twins in there because you got two wounds and so they did the cesarean section to get the twins out the first baby was just a you know normal booth there you go

you got your baby get out of here and uh it's apparently it's not that you know it's a rare thing but it does happen that people have two wounds uh and they say that they don't catch it a lot because in the poorer parts of the world, they don't have ultrasounds. So it just happens. Now, I'm not sure, you know, the whole two-womb thing. But as I'm driving into work today, I get this voicemail on my phone

from a listener who heard the podcast. I don't know where they got my number from either. If to investigate that, it's going to be a Google or a Twitter thing problem. Something happened. But, and I get this, up my voicemail. Okay, so are the two wombs connected to one uterus, or

are there two uteruses, like one for each womb? Because then their periods would be, like, really aggressive, and it'd be, like, jaws and just flowing aggressively. And then also with menopause, that's got to be, like, times ten, and menopause can be, like, real

intense and last for multiple decades. So if you have two uteruses, does that mean that menopause last double the amount of time? So, those are my questions, Jeffie. Thanks for taking my call. Okay.

I just want to be clear about this. Now we're going to have to start a whole new thing on chewing the fat, all right? When we do health stories. Contact your personal physician. I am not your freaking doctor. I already said in the story I didn't know about the two-woom thing. I didn't know if it pumped them out. I didn't know if sometimes one works and one doesn't.

Now I'm going to have to get a womb doc on and get answers. In fact, that's what we need to do. Dr. Pepper. Next week I want Dr. Pepper on the phone. And we've got to find out about womb care. We're going to find about womb care. We've got to get these. Womcare.

We've got to get these answers. We've got to get these questions answered. Seriously, we've got to find a womb doc. Because now, I mean, now I've put the questions out there. And I'm sure that she's not alone in her questions of, of, of, the struggling of two wooms and how do you find out if you have two wounds and there's one work and one doesn't what about your periods what about menopause i mean it's that's an important information that has to be out there it's important information that has to be out there what if

do you have two wooms do you know if you have two wombs i don't thank you welcome to chewing the fat all right let's do a little uh little crime done wrong on a fat pile Friday. A couple of them, of course. Actually, I was thinking only a couple of them. I've got three stories here. They're all based in Florida. They're not based in space. I don't know why we're doing the ship docking in the middle of space. Authorities say Florida, man, didn't want to show up for a shifted hardee's. And really, if you're working at Hardee's, do you really want to show up to your shifted Hardee's? You don't. You don't. You're working at Hardee's because you need a gig.

All right. So, I mean, there's a difference between wanting to show up to your gig and showing up.

Right. Right. I mean, that's, see, that's another minimum wage argument, right?

Of course the guy doesn't want to show up and his shifted hardies, but he's got to eat, he's got to feed his family or feed himself or whatever.

He's got to have a gig. So he works at Hardys. I'm not saying Hardys is a bad place to work at. I'm just saying very few people decide, you know what? I'm going to manage that place

and I'm going to be a Hardy's employee for the rest of my life. Good for you if you want to. But not everyone decides that. So apparently he's like, I don't want to go to work today. I mean, I cannot go to work today. So he decides it is, you know,

instead of calling him and saying, hey, this is Florida guy, Florida man that doesn't want to come to work at your store at your restaurant today. Instead of calling in and saying, hey, you know, I got some kind of hearty's disease or some kind of poison from Hardee's. I just can't make it in today. Matter of fact, what I've got is I don't want to work at Hardy's disease today.

I'm just not going to come in. He calls 911. So Polk County Sheriff's show up. Boop. Hey, hello, sir. Hello, Florida man that works at Hardies. It doesn't want to work today. How you doing?

Oh, I was doing pretty good until, you know, until I got robbed. I got robbed of my necklace, money, and phone. Yes, sir, that's what you told 911. Is that all true? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anybody else see the robbery happen? I mean, no, nobody saw it happen. I was out here with myself.

So, did your money on your phone and stuff? You don't have any of that? No, I got it. I was all messengers, Rob. Huh. Doesn't look like a robbery actually happened here. Oh, no, no, you know what happened? No, I mean, I'm just saying it doesn't look like a robbery happened.

All right, you got me. A robbery never happened. You're right. Well, he gave up that quickly. You're right. I just didn't want to go to work at Hardee's. So now he gets misusing the 911 system. And giving false information to law enforcement.

Guilty, guilty, counting, counting. Right. I mean, okay. You really, dude? Yeah, to do calling sick, bro. Just call it sick. But my man, this, the poll. County, that's, that's, uh, that's, that's, uh, that's your people, right? That's,

Grady Judd is the sheriff. That's the guy wanted to work something. He's ahead of somebody's not messing around. This guy goes down. Oh, Grady Judd should be in charge of every sheriff in the world. Didn't he want to like the head of somebody for something? Oh, he doesn't care. You know, I mean, he's the guy, he's my, my favorite story with Grady Judd is, uh, the deputy was shot and killed, maybe more than one, but the criminal was on the run, and they were out looking for him. And he was doing a report on the news and shots were fired. and they brought the guy down that they were looking for

the prisoner and the escaped prisoner and a murderer and when asked at the press conference about the guy being shot the guy was shot like 68 times or something he was shot a huge

I want to say the first number that comes to my mind is 72 but it was like 68 I mean the guy was shot and you know that the one report was like he kept moving

he kept moving because bullet we're hitting him. Stop persistent. Stop persistent. When he's at the press conference, he was asked, you know, how come his officers shot the man with 68 bullets? His answer?

That's all they had. Thank you. That's how sorry I feel about this bastard who shot the police officers and broke out of prison. Your officers shot the man with 68 bullets. That's all they had. I love Grady Judge. He's the man.

So another report out of Florida. And this story is kind of strange to me because it says advanced technology helped secure an arrest to solve a 20-year-old South Florida murder. It was a fingerprint and blood type. It's not really advanced technology. I guess so. CSI just made it to Florida. Really because the one CSI shot was in Miami. It was, but that's the South tip.

Okay. So apparently this guy kills this old lady in Florida. 68 year old beat her up in 1998. Wow. Beat her up really bad. I mean, she died. And he left fingerprints and blood at the scene. And this was in Miami or Delray Beach, you know, down in that neck of the woods.

So there was CSI there. CSA. Horatio was down there. Yeah, they were close. This should not have been advanced technology, but apparently it was. Horatio. What happened? So, I mean, she was.

violently killed. It was just horrific. But this guy's been on the run, right, for 20 years. And apparently now he thinks that he's, it's been 20 years, right? He's done. He's, yeah, nobody's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that he was over. Nobody's even remember that at all. But they entered the fingerprints and the blood into the national database. And I don't know how much they run that, you know, it's kind of strange. I mean, maybe because there was, there was another crime that happened, and so they ran it through. Well, he had to get a background. check for for something.

He said he had to submit his fingerprints to clear a background check. Right. Mistake. Right. I know. I know. With the advanced technology. Right. I know. The whole thing is fishy. But they caught him. They caught him. I mean, it was after 20 years.

Boop boop. Yeah, he's done. Have a nice day. I was like when they say, when the cops said, hey, you want a free TV. All you have to do is come down here. pick it up. Nice. That's advanced technology. That's what that is apparently. Also, we have news that Robert Kraft, you know, we know that he

said, I'm not guilty for, you know, having sex with the, with the massage therapies. Oh, this is the, Florida. The owner of the New England Patriots, yes. So, oh, no. Well, the attorney for Robert

said, wait a second. He's trying to throw the police under the bus. in Florida. Uh-oh. He said the police the police chief said it looks like trafficking and feels like trafficking

it sounds like trafficking I believe it's human trafficking but we're a little short on being able to prove that so Kraft's attorney is like what he lied about it thought he had to I thought he had proof

I mean his officers lied about it I don't really know what to say I've never seen anything like quite like that before so he's already throwing to throw the police under the bus and he's got a little bit of a point Is it a tad, a little bit of the point?

Now, you know, Kraft has already said, I'm truly sorry. I know I've hurt and disappointed my family, my close friends. You know, I mean, whatever. I mean, you're having sex at a thing. Who cares? I mean, I really, who cares? The big thing is the trafficking, right? But if he was just having sex with them, he should have set up,

he should have, what he should have done is said, yep, it was me. I was having sex with them, but I had nothing to do with the trafficking. In fact, I want to help these traffickers. I'm a billionaire. I own an NFL team. Let's set up some sort of trafficking fun and we can stop this from happening around the world. And everybody would have went, see?

And the NFL would have said, oh, Robert, you bad guy. You were having sex with Millie after you had a massage with the happy ending. Here, we're going to find you. You bastard. We'll find you 50,000. Millie, Roxy. Roxy was the dog. Roxy was the dog.

Roxy was the dog. I've been working at the club. No, Millie did not sound like that. No, Millie's a little Asian woman. So anyway, the police officer was not happy. Now, the next court date is April 9th, which, you know. They're on the corner. Yeah, it's coming up, I know.

But the police chief, what's his name now? Hold on, let me this. All right, so the sheriff. Got a police chief, I apologize, he's a sheriff. Will Snyder for Martin County, Florida. not happy with the attorney's comments about that. So he lied about it. He doesn't have anything.

You don't mess with the sheriff. Well, you don't, but you're trying to get your client off, right? I mean, look, Kraft is charged with two misdemeanor counts of soliciting. I got your little joke there, too. He got two misdemeanor counts of soliciting prostitution. Come on. He's 77. His wife died a few years ago.

That's a big deal, right? I mean, really big deal. But he's got some, you know, issues with the whole NFL is going to be mad at him and stuff, which is why I'm surprised he just didn't say, yep, it's me. And let's start, let's do a thing with the trafficking. Yeah, as long as it's not trafficking. Right. Right.

Big deal. So what? Yes, of course I would do there. We all accepted that CEOs and big time white people. They're on top. They go into partners and have sex with people. We know that. Wow.

So Sheriff Snyder. comment a day. They can get all the high-priced attorneys they want and scream and yell that the cops are the bad ones, but the cops weren't the ones who were having sex in the spas. It's a good comeback. But just because you're having sex in the spas, it doesn't mean you have anything to do with the human trafficking,

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I won't be able to say that once it goes to video, if it ever goes to video. But for right now, that Diet Dr. Pepper is really good. So Google has signed a deal with Cuba. and they announced Yes, yes I thought it was Mark Cuban you were talking about

They signed a deal with Cuba The country? No No You know The guy that sits on the street corner On 42nd and Broadway Yeah, Mark Cuban

Yeah Good news for Cuba though Because they came to an understanding With Cuban telecoms monopoly ETSA E-T-E-C-SA Is that what it's called? What's their name of

E-T-E-C-S-A. What is it? What is it? I know you're laughing at me, but what is it? And by the way, everything in Cuba is a monopoly. That's the point behind the communist society, just to be clear. Can you spell it one more time, please? That's a...

I said spelling, not say it. It's stupid. E-T-E-C-S-S-S-S-E. Why are you laughing at me? It takes a. Oh, I was so far off. Oh, you were. That's what was so funny.

I was so far off. Don't even start with me. Monsanto has ordered to pay, now this is this guy, you know what? This kind of ticks me off a little because this is just people going after the big guy. Okay, so I know. They had the court case, and this is a court case about, causing this guy in California

his cancer. And it's real bad. This guy got cancer and he worked, and if I remember the story right, he worked using their products for many years. So he was ordered to pay 80 million bucks from Monsanto. 80 million. That's a pretty good payday from Monsanto.

And they've got Monsanto and Bear. Don't forget, Bear is part of the Monsanto thing now. and Bear thought they were coming in and everything was all clean and we're going to partner with Monsanto. Yeah, a lot of court cases still open. They've got like thousands of cases. There's no way that Monsanto can be paying

80 million bucks each case, right? I mean, it just seems like the jury hears these cases and it's really sad and it doesn't matter because automatically the big bad Monsanto is evil and guilty and they're going to be made to pay millions of dollars and maybe they are.

It just seems, you know, I hope that the jury is looking to be fair. I just hope that's the case. And I'm sorry that the guy got cancer from Monsanto if he did. Why does that have to do anything with Empreza de Telecommunications of Cuba? I just moved on to a different story.

I was already done. I just told you Google signed a deal. That's it? Yeah. Huh. It's a tele... It's Cuban's telecoms monopoly. No,

Empresa de Telemuclations of Cuba. Yeah. What's the last name of it? Empresza de Telemucuccagations to Cuba. Funny how that monopoly ends with the Cuba. It's funny how that happens.

They try to pass this off, man. It really, that really is agonizing. Do you have a problem with the Empresza de Telemucations of Cuba? No, they're a fine company. fine company love them love them they are love them fine company love them okay so Twitter

Twitter my favorite people at Twitter I love them at Jeffrey JFR you can follow me on Twitter verified account what's your account Chris your Twitter account? I'm asking what's your Twitter account I always forget because it just comes up Real Chris Cruz right at real Chris Cruz I always forget it doesn't have the chip Keep on

Just keep on So Twitter said that it could be putting warning signs on certain tweets, certain tweets, I don't know, from President Trump. Shut up. Talk about censorship.

Come on. And vagina person? Like, come on, dude. Stop. Are you kidding me? Because that came from, like,

Alex Young calls her the vagina person because he does not say her name. I thought the company had concerns about how some tweets might be viewed in the future when there's no context. So what? Jeffie,

hold on. Two days ago. We had a conversation about, oh, wait, you don't agree with that? that person. Done.

What is it? What's the boop? You click off. You shut your computer off. You click on. You don't follow them anymore. You mute them. You don't watch.

There's all kinds of ways to do it. You don't follow them. You mute them. You close your computer and don't look at it. Are you sure, Jeffie? It's absolutely unbelievable. I don't think I can do that. I don't think I can do that.

And apparently a lot of people can't because it's their life. Well, and I don't think that bothers me too is they, whoever sued the president over their Twitter because he blocked them. They're like, we have a right to see what he says. So now you have a right to censor him to? Right. So which one do you want? Which one you want?

Again, Twitter wants it both ways. You can't have it. Both ways. They want it both ways. They want it both ways. They want to be able to be a platform. And they want to say that we're letting everybody on and saying what they want, but there's got to be some rules. And our good buddy Tim Poole brought a, what do you say that?

A good point. of you get big enough, you're going to get regulated. And that's what they're, you know, and I wouldn't surprise me that at Jack wants that anyway. Be regulated?

Yeah. Just be a government. If he gets regulated, then he's a government entity, right? And it will be a, the company of Twitter of the U.S.

U.S. U.S. Yes. Yes. At Twitter at USA? Say, give me, give me the title

with Is it? La Empresza de Twitter The United States. Thank you. Yeah, that's where we're going to be at, no question. And now Twitter's trying to make their big deal. Now they did this.

And then they came out with, oh, we're going dark. What do you mean? We're putting the new dark mode on now. So, because, you know, people have such a hard time with their phones. It's being so bright and it throws them off. So now there's a new option. You can Twitter dark. It goes dark.

So it doesn't hurt your eyes so bad. It's called turning out. This is so stupid. Thank you. Something is stupid. By the way, when you say that Twitter's going dark, I think of, I don't know, the dark web. I don't think of it as,

oh, my eyes are. No, don't you say Twitter's going dark. They are banning people. So white people who have already been accused of hogging them in all the jobs, all the film roles, all the housing, not all the film roles, because there's some producers and directors

are saying they're not going to hire white people for the positions. But that, don't mind that. and not all the white females because some producers and directors are saying they're only going to hire females, right? They didn't say just females of color. They said all females. Not white, though.

So the other person that you can go up against is a white male and hate them. But apparently now, Caucasian populations, which I am one, is disproportionately contributing to climate change through our eating habits. We use up more food, and that means that we emit more greenhouse gases. So you fart more?

Than the typical diets of black and Latinx communities. This is according to a new report published by the Journal of Industrial Ecology. Who doesn't get the Journal of Industrial Psychology? Industrial Ecology. Oh, I get the other one. Oh, no. What? Yeah, I get the other one.

I don't get one of an ecology. Now, yesterday, we did a story where Duke. and other universities that are being fined for lying to us about their study money and their grant money, they were lying about the information that they were using to get

their studies so that they continue getting money from the government. So we're supposed to believe the industrial ecology is actually telling us the truth, right? Okay. Okay, thank you. I mean, maybe industrial... I don't even remember what I called it now.

Economy? me. Industrial, yeah, whatever. The first one. Maybe that one is telling the truth. Yeah, maybe that one's telling us the truth. But industrial ecology might not be. It's just ridiculous.

Ridiculous. Researchers tracked information from multiple databases. Researchers attract information from multiple databases to identify foods considered environmentally intense by requiring more precious resources such as water, land, and energy to produce. and as a result, releasing more greenhouse gases such as carbon dioxide through production of distribution. Potatoes, beef, apples, and milk are some of the worst defenders. You have to be kidding me, man.

The Food Pipeline, which includes its production, distribution, and waste contributes significantly to climate change through the production of greenhouse gases and requires significant amounts of water and land, which also has environmental effects. Joe Bozeman, a student at the University of Illinois and Chicago, who helped author the study, claims all white people should die. No, he does not claim that. No, he does not claim that. No, Joe.

I was going to say, whoa. No, Joe doesn't claim that, but this is what he believes. By the way, I have a question with the food pipeline. No, Joe, Joe is just a joke, man. I have a question about the food pipeline. Is that next to the food desert? The pipeline? Yes.

Yeah. In fact, the desert is above the pipeline. Okay. Does anything feed to each other? Oh, flows right to it. Oh, and above all the food deserts. It blows right to it. It's unbelievable.

Unbelievable. In an unrelated story, a man has sued his boss, and his boss was bullying him at work. If we could do it, that's fine. It's in Australia, which has a pipeline as well. Because there's, I don't know, white people there. A food desert as well? An Australian engineer claims that his boss bullied him at work. He's suing for $1.8 million.

American dollars or Aussie dollars? I mean, at $1.8 million. I don't think he cares what he gets. He wants money. He wants money because his boss farted on him at work. A judge. I'm sorry, hold on. A judge removed the case out of the.

Supreme Court last year because they investigated. This was the Supreme Court? They investigated and found out that there was no bullying. Whoa, what? Oh, hold on. However, the man made various claims that his boss would fart out of him in areas without windows and near his face several times a day. And they tried to get rid of him.

And he also claims he didn't receive a fair trial. So, I mean, how can it happen? I can see that happening easily. you're working at a company you're on the floor you're working in an enclosed little office and your boss walks in and says uh so how's it going and then walks out and you do that what kind of bosses you had you tell me it happened to me oh okay that's never happened to me really yes you never had never had a boss come far next to me and like ha ha ha ha wow I don't know where you you've worked at.

Normal places? Give me one example. Oh, I should know, because you just did give me one example of a worker that gets farts on their face, allegedly, farts on the face. Yeah, there's Australia, man. Wow. Okay. I'm just, when you were a produce manager, did you do it?

When I was a produce manager, no. No. Not when I was a produce manager. When I was working at one radio station, there was, there was a produce manager. there was one guy no I'm not telling that story never mind just know that nah I'm not doing that one either

not doing that one either thanks for listening to chewing the fact for those of you that may have been stranded or are still stranded from wow air sorry didn't mean to have that happened Iceland's budget airline wow air

they just closed yeah I know we had we had people already bought tickets and we were already flying but look we just canceled all our flights and we're just leaving people stranded from my, ah, worry about it. We've seized operations as what we've done and that's just the way it goes.

All flights have been canceled. Look, you can check available flights with other airlines. Some of the airlines might offer flights at a reduced rate. You never know. Just tell them the circumstances. And you might be able to get some of your money back if you used a credit card or booked through some travel agency.

But if you didn't do it that way, you're out of the money too because that's the way it goes. Good luck, God bless. And it's good that maybe you weren't going to Brunei because who wants to go there? It used to be a beautiful place. But now they've claimed now this week that it is Brunei, right? B-R-U-N-E-I. Is that how you say that country? Brunei.

Yeah, Brunei, right? I'm not saying that, right? I don't want to say bad things about Brunei because they're about to implement. meant Islamic criminal laws, such as, you know, it's death for gay sex, amputation for theft, that's all.

That's it? Stoning or death for the gay sex. And look, it's just the Sharia penal code. It's just going to go into effect the first part of April. Don't worry about it. A lot of people think that it's cruel and inhuman.

What? Are you kidding me? They're just implementing these punishments to revise its penal code for human rights, keeping people in line. Come on. That's good stuff. You do not want to go there. And according to other reports that I was reading about, if you're on one of their airlines, you better be on your best behavior. And I mean best behavior.

Otherwise, you are going down. Ooh, the passenger in seat 5A. Oh, take it easy. I mean, good luck, God bless. All right. I mean, I hope the rest of the world shoots that down a little bit, but good luck, God bless. So speaking of flying, though, I was just reading where the busiest air routes in the world. Amazing.

They're in Asia. Amazing. Like the most trafficked route, 282 miles. path, South Korea from J-Jew. J-E. Bless you. Thank you. It is J-J-J-J-U, right? Bless you. That's not the Jew, it's J-J-J-U.

Bless you. It's J-E-J-U to Seoul, all right, with over 79,000 flights a year. Wow. Let's do it some distance. The only American route in the top 10. FW. Los Angeles to San Francisco.

Really? And drive there? 337 mile, John, traversed 36,000 flights a year from San Fran to L.A. That's pretty, that's a number of flights. You got a lot of poop, so you got to go to L.A. That's a number of flights. So you've got 79,460 flights between J-Jew and Seoul. You've got the 54th, over 54,000 between Melbourne and Sydney.

Yeah. You've got 45,000 between Mumbai and Delhi. Which is your booty? You got 39,000. Oh, you know, remind me I want to mention Djibouti. Okay. Digibouti. I got to remember what I talk about did you booty.

39,000, almost 40,000 from Rio de Janeiro to Sao Paulo. Oh, that's a good one. 39,406 flights between one city and Tokyo. Nope. I can't remember the name of the city. I can't make it out. Spell it. I can't even see the letters.

I can't even see the letters. No, it's like F-U-K-U-O-W-W-W-W. Whoa, whoa, no, never mind. Skip next. So I said, you can't make it out. From F-U. Whoa, whoa. That's what I think it says.

It might not be that. And then you've got 39,000 flights from Hanoi to Ho Chi-Mun City. You got 39,271 flights from Supposed. Paro to Tokyo. Wow, there's two. Oh, you've got 37,000, over 30, almost 38,000 from Jakarta to Surabaya. I think that's right, right.

Surabaya. S-U-R-A-B-A-Y-A. Tiberia? No, it's not, no. I hope it's not in Brunei, though. You're going down for the, you know, you said it wrong, stoning death. Then you have the 35,000, almost 36,000,

from Los Angeles to San Francisco. and then you've got 35,000 149 to a couple of cities. What is the city? I can't make it out right now. They're last on the list anyway. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. I can't even make them out.

It's just amazing that so many of these flights are. I mean, look, think of the flights. Because, you know, driving into work every day, I see flights landing at DFW. You mentioned DFW. Every five seconds. And they two, they actually have four. different landing strips that come in. Some of the delivery planes land on the other side.

So those come in a different way. But the regular passenger flights come in, they row them up. I mean, two at a time rowed up, they're coming in. I mean, you see the one coming over the highway and there's the other one back there. And another one behind that one,

I mean, they roll up. It's amazing. They do some distance coming out of DFW. I mean, there's some planes in DFW. Big planes, too. And there's several other airplanes or airports that planes are landing to and coming from. So, I mean, there's a lot of air traffic in DFW. Can't wait until those drones are flying around. Man, nothing in the air for them to hit.

Will the drones knock? No. Don't leave. Will the drones knock? I feel like you're about to close at your show. You can't close at the show without talking about Djibouti. Oh, yeah. So I got it.

Digibouti. people have been listening. We're able to see where people listen to the podcast from. And for quite some time, there's been two to nine people. Digiboutians? Digiboutians? They're listening to Two of the Fat. All right.

The last week, Digibouti has disappeared. Oh, no. What is going on at Digibouti? Is there an overthrow? Is there a coup? Have we pulled? I honestly believe that it's our military there in Digibouti. that, and, you know, they are in and out of Africa,

and I honestly believe that it's, you know, they're now not in Digibouti, we must have pulled out. So I'd like to make sure that everyone is safe at Digibouti and what's going on. I need to report. Email us, chewing the fare at the blaze.com. And if you can't do that, I mean, just smoke signals. Something.

So we know you're okay in Digibouti, because I really am concerned. I'm going from 9 to 0. I mean, it really am concerned. It started out with a couple, then it went up to 9. If I did something to make somebody in Digibouti mad So the whole family shut me down I don't know let me know Maybe just you know instead of

If you can't if you want to you know leave a secret message Just leave a secret message like a like you're reviewing rating and reviewing the show You know like 20 stars bed podcast ever We're under attack here in Dijabooty send 20 stars bed podcast ever You shouldn't have said that that's why we don't listen anymore send just something like that. So I know that what's going on with the Digiboutians?

Because it hurts. I'm more concerned. I'm more concerned than I am hurt. Because if I said something bad about Digiboutians, and I know that it's Djibouti, okay, I got it. I got it. I know I'm saying it wrong. I'm saying it wrong on purpose.

It's got the big D in front of it. There should be pronounced Digibouti. Stupid that it's pronounced Djibouti without the D. That the D is silent. Stupid. Did I just say something bad about him? Oh, no. Oh my. So anyway, let me know how the Djiboutians are doing. Please. Okay, thank you.