Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 634 | Disney Hack & Jobs of The Future
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So we have the first human that has been diagnosed with the H1.0.N.3 avian influenza virus.
Yes, the bird flu. It's the H1on3 strain of the bird flu.
China's National Health Commission said that a man, a resident of the city of Jingzong,
was hospitalized on April 28th.
after developing fever and other symptoms.
He was diagnosed with the avian influenza virus on May 28, so that's good.
It only took a month for that to happen.
Now, according to this, the man was stable and ready to be discharged from the hospital,
and medical observation of his close contacts had not found any other cases.
So quit your worry.
and we also know that H1.0.N3 is a low pathogenic that's relatively less severe strain of the virus in poultry,
and the risk of it spreading on a large scale was very low.
Well, good.
And listen, we know it's not a very common virus.
So it's fine.
Stop whining, would you?
We trust what China tells us.
So there, you'll be fine.
Just don't kiss your chickens or whatever other birds you have.
Don't kiss them, whatever you do.
Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
Well, for those of you listening live today, it is June 1st, 2021.
Now, that means a few things on the calendar.
First and foremost, happy birthday to my daughter, Maya.
She turns 14 years of age today.
Wow.
Been 14 years since she was born.
Seems, I mean, it's at least a couple of lifetimes ago for me.
For her, it's just a quick, you know, 14-year span,
and she can't wait to continue on.
I don't blame her.
But it's been a long time.
Anyway, happy birthday to Maya.
I love you.
be a great birthday.
What else will we got?
It's hurricane season.
First day of hurricane season.
I can't forget that because it's tied forever to my daughter's birthday.
We know that we're going to have an above-average hurricane season, according to all the experts.
They're saying, you know, possibly 13 to 20 total namestorms.
Chewing the fat predicts.
8 to 18.
The agency predicted 6 to 10 of those storms were likely to become hurricanes.
We'll see.
I know that they talk about areas that are in trouble that, you know, probably going to get hit from hurricanes.
From data collected starting in 1851 through last year, 40% of all U.S. hurricanes hit the state of Florida.
88% of major hurricane strikes have hit either Florida or Texas.
Wow.
North Carolina and Louisiana also top the list of most direct hits in the U.S. mainland coastline,
though Puerto Rico is not included in those figures.
Yeah, those are hits but not the major ones.
The major hurricanes are Florida or Texas.
Wow.
So if you live either in Texas along the coast, especially, or, you know,
you know, in Florida, anywhere,
you need to be prepared for a hurricane
and be ready to either evacuate or hunker down.
Okay?
Just saying, I'm just saying.
Now, there were, I think we've already had our first hurricane.
Anna has already been in the wind.
So we have Bill, Claudette,
Danny, Elsa, Fred, Grace, Henry, Ida, Julian, Kate, Larry, Mindy, Nicholas, Odette, Peter, Rose, Sam, Teresa,
Victor, and Wanda to look forward to this year. Isn't that great? Yes, it is. And I think that we're safe.
I believe that we are safe now. At 10, 24 a.m. Eastern time, an asteroid was to make a close approach to this planet.
Now, if you're listening to this podcast, I'm guessing it probably didn't hit.
But it was supposed to pass within four to five million miles of the Earth.
And they were looking to take a look at 2021 KT1, which was the asteroid's name, making its approach to Earth.
so it's very, very, very difficult to say whether we're okay or not.
I love that it said the asteroid possibly bigger than the Eiffel Tower.
Is that a serious measurement now?
Oh, yeah, the Eiffel Tower.
Everybody knows how far that.
Oh, okay.
All right, no problem.
And it's classified as potentially hazardous,
but that's because it's in that, I don't know,
10 million mile range or whatever.
whatever of Earth.
And it's supposed to be traveling at nearly the equivalent to 20 times as fast as a rifle
bullet.
So, I mean, it's traveling nearly the equivalent to 20 times as fast as a rifle bullet and
possibly bigger than the Eiffel Tower.
So, you know, I'm guessing as long as you're listening to this, you're safe and we're
safe and all's great because the asteroid.
2021 KT1
just zipped right by
All right, I know many of you are looking for work
or need a new gig
and you're thinking about, man, what should I do?
Well, I see a story here from the World Economic Forum
is talking about jobs of the now.
The jobs of the future have arrived early.
Here are the top 10.
So these are going to be post-pandemic jobs
and they're most likely to emerge as top contenders in the post-COVID future.
What do you suppose those would be?
Now, this is from work-from-home facilitator to fitness commitment counselor,
algorithm-bias auditor, to cyber-calamity forecaster.
The future of jobs is already here.
Work-from-home facilitator.
That sounds like a good gig.
With post-pandemic expectation that remote work remains norm,
companies want to apply lessons learned to optimize the work-from-home experience,
far from being a futuristic job of tomorrow.
Work-from-home facilitators have become undeniable jobs of the now.
Yeah, you're going to need to tell companies,
this is what you need to optimize your workers' performance at home.
A fitness commitment counselor.
Okay.
We have, look, we got Apple watches and Fitbit dashboards,
and we need, you know, human accountability.
Look, that's exactly, that's what my son does with Better You performance.
I don't know that he would consider himself a fitness commitment counselor,
but that's certainly what he does if you want to have a fitness commitment counselor
and someone that will walk you through and train you and show you what you need to do
and help you with it, better you performance.
Smart home designer.
Who doesn't want one of those?
Man, oh man.
Who doesn't want one?
The rise of smart home design managers will boom as homes are built or retrofitted.
Wonder what they'd be retrofitting.
Could it be the Green New Deal?
Huh?
With dedicated home office spaces, replete with routers in the right space,
soundproofing, separate voice-driven entrances.
Yeah, baby.
I love that.
Smart Home Design Manager.
That was a good gig right there.
XR immersion counselor.
As Zoom intensive, Rhemotopia, is that right?
Rimoto?
Inexplorably gives way to 3D realms of virtual space.
XR immersion counselors will work with technical artists and software engineering,
training, and workforce collaboration leads to massively scale the rollout of best in class.
So, AR and VR for Learned by Doing Workforce Training and Collaboration, amazing.
You're going to be an XR immersion counselor.
I mean, you go into, there's plenty of places that you're going to go into work and put on the glasses and learn and get the most from you.
That goes back to, you know, even tying that in with work from home facilitator, which would tie in from the XR immersion counselor.
I mean, you go inside these games and you're inside it.
So you might as well be inside your work with these counselors
and learn how to do your job and get employees productive fast.
And that would tie in with the work from home facilitator as well.
It's not that I'm trying.
I'm just trying to help you out here a little bit.
Workplace environment architect.
Everything from health screenings to elevator commutes
and the post-pandemic office architecture is about to go through a major rethink.
think, the importance of employee well-being, how human-centered design of a company's real estate
holdings can impact it, are now crucial to the future of work.
Are they?
But they most definitely are, because if you're one of the few lucky ones that have to go into
work, you're going to want it to be environmentally correct and able to have you be part of your
well-being whenever you're there, right?
An algorithm bias auditor.
Oh man, an algorithm bias auditor?
I wonder what you have to do from that.
Let's see.
All online, all the time, lifestyles for work and leisure accelerated,
the competitive advantage derived from algorithms by digital firms everywhere.
From Brussels to Washington,
giving the increasing statutory scrutiny on data,
it's near certainty that when it comes to how they built
verification through audits will help ensure the future workforce is also the,
fair workforce.
Okay.
If you say so, data detective, opening for data scientists who made the fastest growing job
and the tech-heavy algorithms automation and AI family.
Yeah, no kidding.
42% growth in quarter one of 21.
Wow, that's pretty big.
I was just reading a huge story the other day about how this computer software guy got
into the business of
negotiating with ransomware terrorists.
It's just incredible how he got started
and that's almost the data detective
going on. Cyber calamity forecaster.
Yeah, now that's part of what he does also now.
This guy that they were talking about how to negotiate
with the ransomware terrorists, the cyber calamity
forecaster.
Wow. Tidewater architect.
Global challenge of climate change and sea level
rise will remain an omnipresent challenge. Tidewater architects will work with nature, not against
it. And some of the biggest civil engineering products of the 21st century. Oh, that is so special,
the tidewater architect. Yes, so you can help fight the battle against climate change. Human machine
teaming manager. Pandemic or no, the unceasing rise of robots and the workplace continues on abated.
human, machine, teaming managers will operate at intersection of people and robots and create seamless collaborations.
Will they?
Already openings for forerunner roles like robotics technicians grew 50% in quarter one of 21.
No kidding.
That's huge.
And I was just reading another story that talked about how if you were going to be able to have a robot be your ball.
and you know does it does a robot get to be your boss and between the human machine teaming
manager you'll be able to work that out maybe you work for the robot instead of the robot
working for you but you'll be able to figure out how that all goes together with your human
machine teaming manager and of course you're going to be given some insight with your xR
immersion counselor and if you're going to work between the between your home and the workplace you're
going to need a work from home facilitator to make sure everything is all right and then if you're
making enough money uh with that gig perhaps you can get a fitness commitment counselor that will
keep you in shape and that way you'll get more money to be able to hire a smart home design
manager man man man how good does that sound now right right
All right.
You may have heard of the sex cult nexium
and the famous actress who went to prison for her involvement, Alison Mack.
But she's never told her side of the story until now.
People assume that I'm like this pervert.
My name is Natalie Robamed and in my new podcast I talked to Allison
to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member.
How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma at other people?
I don't even know how to answer that question.
Allison after Nexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify.
Dream jobs of the future.
So how many times would it take for someone to allegedly assault you sexually?
And before you said, all right, that's it, I'm going to grab a knife and cut that man's thing off.
If you're a female, of course.
If you're a male, maybe you're not.
I'm just, I'm sorry.
is the joke. So a woman in Spain was arrested for allegedly cutting off a man's man part while
working a shift at a bar. She claims that she grabbed a knife and cut off her employer's genitalia
after he tried to sexually assault her during a shift around midnight. Okay. Following the incident,
the waitress called the authorities and said, hey, I need some emergency services here.
the owners you know I cut off his thing so they you know rushed him to the hospital they're going to try to put it back on and there's no report yet whether they successfully did that
i mean that's i guess i hope that it was successful i mean if he was a bad guy okay according to her he had attempted to sexually assault her that night
and she also said that he had forced her to have sex with him on multiple other occasions.
That's where I get the question.
What's the line?
Is it the first time?
Is it the second time?
We ask that question all the time.
When we hear stories about women who are complaining, and I say they're complaining, they're not complaining.
Don't look at me like that.
Women are telling their story that we believe of being assaulted or sexually molestable.
And of course we believe them because we believe all women.
Whatever a woman says, we believe them, period.
Right?
Right.
So we don't know what happened here, but I just wondered what the line is because she said
at multiple other occasions.
It doesn't say what the number is, how many multiple means.
Now, we know that we've had it happen before where a woman in India,
cut off the man's thing for attempting to rape her.
And she said that she claimed that the religious teacher often visit her family's home
and that she had been assaulted numerous times.
It doesn't say how many numerous means.
But apparently there's a line.
There's a line there so you get to get away with it for a little while.
Because I'm okay.
That was the Harvey Weinstein thing.
I don't understand.
I mean, you're either in it or you're not.
you can quote me on that you're either in it or you're not because if you're if harvey goes behind the bush
at the restaurant and wants to you know take care of business with himself while you're standing there
and you allow it to happen come on now is that harvey's fault i mean he's a dirt bag but is that harvey's
fault you allowed it to happen and now we're supposed to feel bad about it i don't know i just
i don't know about it it's a different story when you talk about
when you're drugging people and you're doing things.
So that's against their will.
Completely, completely, you know, hideous.
But if it's not against your will,
if it's only you standing there thinking there's this power dynamic,
no.
That dynamic is you can reach for the knife and try to cut off the thing.
And that's what happens.
Now, these women, you know, put up with it
and thought that they could put up with it after numerous times for the one lady and for,
what was the other one, multiple.
So one was multiple.
The other was numerous.
We don't know the exact number of those other occasions.
But we do know that at some point, they'd had enough and reached for the knife.
Just something to think about if you're one of the dirt bags that have been doing bad things to women and or men.
At some point, Mr. Dirtbag, you're going to get that thing cut off.
And I have a feeling that a number of people are going to be okay with that.
Oh, well, darn, the reattachment surgery didn't work.
What a shame.
So I don't know if you watched anything over the holiday weekend, you know, the Memorial Day weekend.
And I know we, you know, all paid our own respects to the fallen soldiers around the, throughout the country.
country and you know they gave the ultimate sacrifice so that you and I can live free and watch
Netflix and HBO Max. I saw where the Kaminsky Method season three dropped on Netflix
had to sit through that very good Michael Douglas does a great job and then he has some great
co-stars throughout the show I was a little bummed that Alan Arkin was not in season three
that much but it still was a lot about him but and his character
but he wasn't in it for a lot of the episodes.
I'm not sure what happened.
Did he die?
Okay, so no, he didn't die.
He's 87 years of age.
Apparently, he had only signed on to do two seasons,
and so the story is that he'd signed out to do two seasons,
and that was it, didn't want to do the third season.
Okay, it seems a little weird to me that that that.
that would happen, but okay, if you say so, then that's the case.
Anyway, it's fun.
And if you haven't seen the Kaminsky method, catch all three seasons, really worth it.
A lot of fun.
The episodes are short.
I think there's, well, the final season, season three, only had six episodes.
I don't know, you know, who's working anymore in Hollywood.
And then, you know, so there were each, I forget how many episodes, season two had.
Season one had more than six, I'll tell you that.
I'm not sure about season two
But it goes by fast and it's a good it's a good fun watch
And then I watched the season finale of the mayor of East Town
On HBO Max really good
Really good
I'm I'm happy to have sat through that show
Kate Winslet is great
And she's got some other great co-stars in that show as well
But it's very good and it's a there were a couple of times
Throughout the seven episodes
at least those episodes were, you know, an hour or more,
whereas the Kaminsky method was not an hour or more.
There were a couple episodes where you start thinking,
ooh, getting a little slow,
and then, you know, something happens and picks up,
which is good to be a part of when you have a show like that.
And we talked about it.
Gene Smart's in that as well,
and she's in the hacks on HBO Max too,
which is releasing two episodes a week on HBO Max, which is great.
I'm very, very happy.
That show is very good, very funny.
But I see where HBO Max now is doing a new little pricing thing they got going on.
So they're going to start offering, according to this,
HBO Max has, let's see, there are 64 million HBO subscribers worldwide as of last report.
They hope to expand it to 60 countries by the end of 2021,
goal of having between 120, 150 million subscribers by 2025.
Okay, they'll give you that.
So they're going to start offering a $10 a month plan with ads,
sometime this month right now,
the first part of June of 2021.
And then they're going to have an,
then they see,
the ad supported plan will include
nearly everything you can watch with the more expensive plan,
except for Warner Brothers movies that are still playing in theaters.
So I only get the movies with the $15.
But it's without the ads.
Man, I got to do without the ads.
Holy cow, I got to find a way.
If you're going to do it, you got to do it without the ads
because I have the Hulu without the ads.
and then we also have a free Hulu
from one of our other
I don't know, one of our other services
but that's with the ads and holy cow
what a difference.
What a difference.
I know, I know.
I'm an ad snob now and I love ads.
I believe in commercials.
That's what pays for things.
I know that.
I get it, but it was just,
oh man. Oh, yeah.
No. I don't know.
I don't know.
It might be,
We'll see how they do their ads on HBO.
We'll see.
I bet you they're going to do something with their new shows that they produce.
That the higher tiered plan will get those first, and then it'll go to the ad.
It's got to be some other things other than just the movies.
Well, I mean, just the movies and no ads is worth the money probably.
Anyway, we'll see.
It's going to be $10 to $10, $10 right, for the ad.
for the ad content and 15 for no ads and everything.
Boy, I know.
I know.
I know.
That's another 60 bucks a year.
But, poof, is that worth it?
I think so.
I think so.
But, you know, I don't know.
We'll have to look at the old budget and maybe you sit through the budget and go,
well, you know what?
The ads aren't so bad.
I get that too.
Hey, and also did you,
I hope you listened to my interview with Flat Earth Dave
on the podcast that I released on Monday
on the Memorial Day Monday.
And if you didn't go back and get a chance to listen,
Dave is a very convincing character
on the earth being flat.
I'm also going to release it,
posted on my YouTube channel as well sometime this week,
but for now you get the audio version of my interview with Flat Earth Dave and him giving us a little class on why he believes that the Earth is flat.
All right, so what is going on with Disney?
We find now that they forced this girl, Amanda Demiho, to get a jumper from the Disney World gift shop after a staff told her that her outfit had broken
the park's strict dress code.
I don't know if they knew that she was a big TikToker,
but she's got, you know, 800,000 followers on TikTok.
And she posted about it saying,
okay, guys, new Disney hack.
If you're wearing a shirt that shows a little underboob,
they'll write you a ticket when you first enter Magic Kingdom.
I'm not sure about the other parks,
but they'll write you a ticket so you can get a free shirt
at the nearest gift shop.
I just got a $75 t-shirt
just because I was wearing a shirt
that was exposing my under boom.
So yeah, if you want free Disney shirts,
that's the hack.
Now, many people commented on the clip,
which has been like millions of times
saying that they were going to try to hack themselves.
Disney staff members urged people not to take advantage.
Yeah, no kidding.
Please don't abuse this.
They'll just pull the feature
and send people back to change.
As a cast member, I can say that isn't always the case.
Sometimes we do it.
Sometimes we don't.
If we like you and we think you're hot, we'll let you in anyway.
It'll give you a free t-shirt.
If you're not hot, then we make you go back and put out another shirt.
First of all, why is Disney?
Come on now.
Stop it.
It's Disney in Florida.
They have swim parks.
They have all kinds of parks.
They're worried about some young chick showing off or underboob.
Come on now.
Oh, it's a kid's park.
Jeff, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yep, I know.
I know.
I mean, we have studies from UNICEF
telling us how
that their latest study,
I'm sorry, report published by the
UN Children's Fund, UNICEF,
um,
how government policy can be used to protect
children from harmful and abusive
and violent content online.
However,
they also report that,
You know what?
Pornography?
Yeah, not always harmful to children.
Really?
Yeah, there's no conclusive evidence
that children exposed to pornography are harmed.
Well, there you go then.
What are you worried about a little under boob
at the park for then?
So I know that we want to end sexual abuse
and exploitation of women and children,
but hey, sure, we've already decided
that probably pornography
can be a central driver of this abuse.
abuse, but so what? Right? It doesn't matter. Okay. All right. Look at some children and young people
intentionally seek out sexual content for a variety of reasons and that seeing sexual images
might also represent an opportunity to provide answers to questions about puberty and sexual
identity. Oh, the study also encouraged seeing the nuances which
lead children to seek out and view sexual content online.
Okay, then, let's do that then.
We'll seek out the nuances that have children seek out pornography online.
I guess there's certain nuances that we'll do that.
You mean like the U.S. airline pilot that admitted his lewd act in the cockpit,
mid-flight?
Now, I will say this.
I was reading this story.
a Southwest Airlines flight
Michael HACC
H-A-A-A-K
HACA-A-K
exposed himself to a female officer
in the cockpit and watched pornography
on a laptop.
That's what the prosecutor said.
He admitted it.
The incident happened during a flight
from Philadelphia to Orlando
in August of 2020.
All right?
So a judge in Maryland
sentenced him to one-year probation
and ordered him to pay $5,000 fine.
It happened during
the flight and so they're saying that when the flight reached cruising altitude he got out of his
pilot seat intentionally disrobed and watched pornographic media on a laptop and since they figured it
was over Maryland that's where they went ahead and took him to court over Maryland now he further
engaged in an appropriate conduct in the cockpit as the first officer continued to perform
her duties he claimed he never met the first officer prior to the flight
The U.S. attorney said the co-pilot had a right not to be subjected to this kind of behavior,
regardless of what may have motivated it or prompted it.
Really?
You think?
Now, he apologized for his behavior, saying, you know,
started as a consensual prank between me and another pilot.
I never imagined it would turn into this in a thousand years.
So, according to a judge, the magistrate judge,
His behavior had a traumatic effect of the first officer and could have affected the safety of passengers.
See, now I tend to disagree with that.
While this should not be going on, period.
Period.
But once they get to cruising altitude and they're on their course, it's automatic pilot.
We have the pilots in the plane to help us land and take off.
the flying part
once you get up to
altitude that's easy
auto
I mean that's done deal
so I'm not sure
you know
what traumatic effect
it had on the first officer
other than dude
put your clothes back on
seriously
you're getting naked in here
what do you
come on man
put your clothes back on
you're going to watch porn too
come on now
dude no
I know.
But having a traumatic effect?
Okay.
Stop.
I don't know that I believe that.
Now, the airline, of course, said it didn't tolerate the behavior.
Take prompt action if such conduct is substantiated.
So he retired at the end of August last year.
All right.
So the airline is pissed now that the company had only learned of the incident after the
had voluntarily left the airline.
So he left the airline and then they found out about this.
And now he's gone to court and everything.
So now Southwest says, oh, no, we're going to,
he's not getting any of his benefits that he was entitled to following his retirement.
I say that's wrong.
Come on now.
All right.
And I know that I know he wasn't supposed to do all this.
Okay, so he got a little naked, got a little naked in the cockpit, you know,
goofed off a little bit, looked at a little porn, made the,
first officer uncomfortable and you know she had traumatic experience but he already retired you owe him the
money and now you're saying because you're pissed you're not going to pay him the money that's not right
it's just not right so how would you like to live in japan i know i know i thought the same thing
and then i thought well you can buy fixer uppers in japan
for $500.
Apparently, Japan is riddled with millions of vacant homes.
I guess they call them Akaya, A-K-I-Y-A.
And the local governments are hoping to sell them for next to nothing.
I don't know, you know, if they're close to Fukushima or not.
I'm guessing not.
I'm guessing they're probably not.
So apparently there's eight.
0.49 million uninhabited dwellings in 2018, just a couple of years ago.
Wow.
So all told, 13% of the country's 62 million homes are unoccupied, especially in rural Japan.
In these reasons, the average rate of vacant homes is up 18%.
Wow.
So a new program by Prime Minister Yoshihat.
Yoshi-Hytsoka means to stimulate Japan's rural economy by encouraging tourism, business, and a wave of new residents.
You think, okay, well, maybe, you know, all you big city dwellers go back to the country and you can work from home out of the country.
So some of them are going to cost you anything.
All you got to do is move in.
Zero dollars.
Okay.
And I thought, all right, well, that's not too bad.
I'm still in.
I'm still in.
$500.
I'm living in Japan.
I don't know what your taxes are.
I don't know what the deal is.
You know what?
I don't speak the language.
I'll figure it out.
But I'm in.
For a house for $0.00 and zero cents, I'm in.
So the local governments have offered to pay like thousands of dollars for city people,
you city people, to move out to the countryside.
Hey, we'll pay you.
Funny, I thought I heard things like that in this country, too.
And anyway, they are saying, hey, we're going to.
I know there's a gap in tech services.
We got it, but we're upgrading and everything will be fine.
Then I look at the homes.
And while they are traditional Japanese homes, I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe it's worth 500 bucks, I guess.
But then you look at the street.
I was looking at this area, I guess, is Itzukushima, Japan.
It's a Chukiba, Japan.
and the roads are still dirt.
Now, it looks like, you know, nice little buildings
where, you know, you can conduct commerce
and take care of your little,
take care of business and business,
if you wanted to, probably.
But I don't know.
Dirt roads and, you know, mad gas, I guess.
But if you can get in,
if you can sneak into Japan, you know,
maybe come in through the border,
I'm sure they let you right in.
I'm sure they don't even stop you.
It's like this country.
Once you're in, you're in.
So you just come across the border and you say,
hey, I'm going to live in this house now for $0.
And I'll work from here if I can find a job
because I can't speak the language.
And I don't really know anybody in town yet,
but I'll take a walk around town.
Oh, it's raining out and the dirt streets are all muddy.
Oh, well, here.
Here's some boots you can wear.
Anyway, you can, if you want, you can move to Japan and get a house for as little as zero dollars,
but it looks like you're going to probably pay about 500 bucks for a home.
It might be a good deal.
I mean, I get not wanting to spend $4.3 million on a home, like the one in Houston.
Did we talk about the Darth Vader house in Houston?
I feel like I had it on the show sheet, and we just never got to it.
but they're talking about this Houston estate
that's the Darth Vader house for 4.3 million.
Now it's four bedrooms, five bathrooms,
7,040 square feet of living space.
And it's got the unique structure that stands out.
It looks like the ox helmet that Darth Vader wore.
So, I mean, it really does look kind of cool.
And the inside looks really cool.
I really like the way they've done that.
It's a contemporary masterpiece.
It's planted in a prestigious West University neighborhood.
It's truly fit for a supervillain,
despite a row of skylights near the top of the structure
that glistens with natural light.
The space has got in a four-car garage, too.
Oh, and you know what's good about that is,
Martha Turner, Sotheby's International Realty are the co-listing agents.
It actually does look really cool.
I don't know if it would be worth $4.3 million.
I find that perhaps a little hard to believe, but, you know,
if you've got the money to spend, why not?
And it looks rather, you know, ominous, beautiful, different, definitely sets you
apart here in the neighborhood there.
Did I sell it hard enough?
It ain't the $500 Japan house, I'll tell you that.
So speaking of spending your money, you can get Paul Walker's Toyota Supra from Fast and the Furious.
That's had an auction sometime this month.
They go through, you know, what a beautiful, wonderful car it is.
And let's get to the bottom line, shall we?
They didn't list a price for it.
But they're hoping to get at least $185,000 for that beautiful Toyota Supra.
Man, how much do you want that Toyota Super now?
You can get Indiana Jones Fedora.
That's going to be auctioned off in California.
Yeah, that's actually would be a cool thing to have for Mercury.
one. I might have to forward that
to them. One of the hottest items in the auction
is the fedora from Harrison Ford.
From Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
valued at
$250,000 to $350,000 for the hat?
No, thank you.
But, you know, okay.
If you say so,
if you say so
you're also
going to be able to get the full
catalog big outline
and among the hundreds of items,
collectors are going to find memorabilia from
Terminator 2, Judgment Day, Batman
Elf, Top God, the Muffets.
Wow. Yeah, the Muppets.
It's not the Muppets. It's the Muppets.
You'd say it improperly.
But they're talking about
all this stuff going up for auctions.
So the live auction
is going to be over three days from June 29th to July 1st, targeting in excess of $6.1 million.
So bring your checkbooks.
Does anybody have a checkbook anymore?
I was just wondering.
I saw where Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation jacket.
How much would you pay for that?
Janet Jackson.
Rhythm Nation jacket.
Come on.
Deep down.
Raise your auction tag.
And tell me what you're going to bid for Janet Jackson.
Jackson's Rhythm Nation injection.
Do I hear 50,000?
Yeah, not 50 bucks.
50,000.
Do I hear 50,000?
Yeah, I hear 50,000.
Do I hear 60,000?
Yep, I hear 60,000.
Do I hear 70,000?
Yes, I hear 70,000.
Do I hear 75,000?
Yes, I hear 75,000.
What about 80,000?
Do I hear 80,000?
Yes, yes, there's a bid for 80,000 for Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation jacket.
Remember, it was worn by Janet Jackson,
on the Rhythm Nation jacket.
Do I hear $85,000, $85,000?
80, 85, don't hear, I don't hear 85.
Do I hear, I still hear you got you at 80, sir.
Do I hear anybody over 80?
81,000.
Yeah, I've got this guy back here for $81,000.
Anybody going to hit me up for more than $81,000?
Come on, it's Janet, Jack.
No?
Okay, sold.
Sold to you in the back, the unidentified man for $81,000.
Congratulations.
And man, I hope you enjoy the Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation,
iconic tour legendary jacket that you just purchased for $81,250.
I forgot about the $250.
Okay, so have you got vaccinated yet?
I just want to know.
I'm asking a question because we talked last week about,
I think it was last week or maybe the week before,
that Vegas was opening up and they were, the strip clubs were saying,
hey, get vaccinated here.
And Larry Flint's Hustler Club was saying,
hey, we'll give you a free year subscription or you get money off from whatever you want to do at the club.
That kind of thing and that was going on.
Well, that went on last week.
Well, I got an email to Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com from Jesse telling me that it's time he rolls up his sleeve.
for the vaccine.
Now, he sent me a story from Vegas,
from Fox 5 in Las Vegas,
doing a report on the club and people,
you get the vaccine,
we're all 100% behind getting the vaccine.
Now, Vegas is back open for business, baby.
They're good to go.
I mean, this month anyway,
if they're not 100% right now when we speak,
I mean, sometime in this month it's talking about,
we are open.
So it's, you know, it's pretty much over, right?
We'll look at the numbers real quick before we get out of here today.
But I believe that at least in the real mindset of Americans, the COVID pandemic is over.
But still plenty of places like the state of California, Ohio, Michigan are giving out, you know, money.
If you've been vaccinated or get vaccinated, you'll get entered into the drawing for lottery.
And Larry Flint's Hustler Club in Vegas was giving away.
free vaccines as well.
And this is the news report.
For incentive to get your vaccine, get your shot today.
He has.
And you can get free dances from a local strip club.
Today, you can tell your loved one,
hey, honey, I'm going to the strip club,
and she might not divorce you.
And here's why, four to seven,
you can come here and get your COVID shots,
and then all kinds of other perks.
All other perks, yeah.
So here I am.
I'm right outside Larry Flint's Hustler Club.
And from four to seven,
you can come out here,
and either get the Pfizer shot or the Johnson and Johnson shot.
You must be 21 or older, and you must not have received any other vaccine at this point.
So again, it's either the Pfizer or the Johnson and Johnson shot from 4 to 7 today.
And then at 7.30, I'm told the entertainment begins.
I'm not entirely sure what that means.
I've never, you know, I've never ventured inside these kinds of places before.
But I think I can figure out what it means.
But once you come here and get your shot, man, listen to this perk package.
You get a platinum club membership.
Right.
Free bottle.
Right.
Miro rides.
Tickets to another sexy show.
Right.
They're touting.
It's like a package worth $5,000.
Oh, that's tremendous.
Tell me you wouldn't go to that.
Tell me.
I encourage people to get their vaccine shot, you guys.
Uh-huh.
Like if I was the marketing, again, it's either the fight.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm not sure why I kick back like that.
But I'm telling you, for that kind of deal, you're getting your shot.
there you're getting your shot there now I read one story where I talked about the guy was disappointed
that there were no dancers dancing when he was getting a shot what are you doing what are you doing
at the hustler ranch I know it's not a ranch it's the club what are you doing people are getting a shot
at least give them a little entertainment or have some girls walking around with something you know bringing you
your your your shot with something off something what do you think
But I mean, that's pretty good.
I mean, what do I want?
I want more.
That's what I want.
I want more.
It's not enough what you're giving me already, Larry, or hustler.
It's not enough already, okay?
So I was looking at the numbers real quick of the coronavirus from a world meters.
Dot info.
And there were 2,252 new cases.
This was, I don't know if this was yesterday.
or two days ago.
But 26th new deaths.
So 26 new deaths.
Horrible.
Nobody should have died.
But wow.
That is nothing.
To any other disease,
any other pandemic,
any other thing going on
around this country,
that is nothing.
So in America's eyes,
it is over.
The pandemic is over.
So get out and become America again.
Make America great again.
Oh, I mean, don't do that.
No, the crisis is not over.
And our president is in Tulsa, Oklahoma today,
to remind us just how racist we are as a country
and how we need to overcome our racist past
by looking at how racist we were
and how racist we still are
because we are white or you're white.
And that's just the way it is.
And if you're white and you're a male and you're heterosexual,
wow, wow, do I hate you.
