Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 638 | A Very High Likelihood, or Not!

Episode Date: June 7, 2021

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So let's say you're getting married and you're going through all the, episodes of what you do a marriage and it's in India so they do a thing called the Jamila and that's exchanging of the garlands by the bride and the groom and then the would-be bride collapses and the doctor says yeah she had a heart attack and that's why she's dead so she's in another room and they say hey you know why don't you just go ahead and marry her sister. And the groom says, you know, that's a pretty good idea. So they do.

So while the bride is laying, or the would-be bride, the original would-be bride is, you know, lying in another room dead, the younger sister marries the groom that she was going to marry. That is awesome. Now, this happened in India, and a majority of their marriages, I guess, are arranged. And they, you know, it's likely, according to this story, that the family members arranged for the sister to marry the groom because they wanted to keep it in the family.

So don't worry about it. So I love it. What happened to the bride? Yeah, she's dead in the other room. But we're marrying off her sister, so enjoy it. will you? I now pronounce you husband and wife. Now, will somebody get rid of the other sister she's laying in the other room dead? Oh, just good times on the planet Earth. Good times on the planet Earth. Welcome, welcome to chewing the fat. Well, as long as we're talking about

weddings. Remember the Kastakistani bodybuilder who wed his. sex doll, you know, after their whirlwind romance, he has now claimed on a UK dating show that he's open to dating a real human being right now. I mean, he's open to it. Oh, okay, you mean you're okay with having a relationship with a human being? Yeah, yeah, I am. Whether it's a he or a she, whatever it would be. He is a self-professed pansexual.

He apparently can love anything from an image to a soul. Huh. So that special. But the one thing that is important is that the real person like his dolls too. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, he's divorced Margo, the first doll,

so he could take up with two plastic playmates, Luna and Lola. He admitted to cheating on Margo with a strange object and a supermarket chicken. Oh, okay. Now, remember in March, he introduced Margot's replacement, and I identify her. her as a massive chicken, adding that his inflatable lover's navel has depth and can be used the way you might think of using it.

And so the fitness guru freak wants to add a mail doll. And even though, you know, come on, you know, he wants to have a wedding. male doll and Luna at the same time of course and I want to do the ceremony of life and freedom similar to a wedding but not really a wedding so congratulations to what's his name uh Yuri to lochchho uh Yuri congratulations and uh man do I hope you uh wish it nothing but the best and I hope you all the love you're looking for from either a doll that looks like a female or a doll that looks like a male or a human that is a male or a female or what the hell a chicken whatever you need whenever you need it I hope you find it all right let's move on for those of you listening to

live on the 7th of June 2021. Welcome. You see the fight last night? I don't know if you, you know, paid 50 bucks to Showtime to watch Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul. That was the main event. There were, you know, several undercards as well. But it was, it was 50 bucks and for the most part. Now, originally it was going to be on Famio and it was 25 bucks. My son, first day, 25.

and we were in through the Famio app for 25 bucks. So it was it worth 25? Yeah, it was worth 25 because we all, you know, we're in the living room watching the event so it was worth it. It was worth that for the entertainment

value. But I went out 50? Oh, no, 50 is pushing it. Now I will say that we didn't have any problems. We had logged in through Fanio and just, you know, shout it up to the TV and we're fine. Watch the whole thing, no problem.

A couple of small dragging, loading issues throughout the night, rare. That was it. It was perfect. Apparently, the Showtime app was having a few problems. So if you bought in and you couldn't get on, Showtime was going to give you a refund. That's got to hurt a little. I wonder who gets hurt for that because Floyd and Logan have deals for getting a cut of the paper. Superview money.

So if Showtime was having problems getting people logged in and have to give refunds, they better be responsible for that, right? I mean, Floyd and Logan are going to want their money. If I were them, I would want my money. I would want my cut. It wasn't their fault that you couldn't handle the load. Whoever screwed that up, good luck being employed today. And if you are, you know, it better be somebody else's fault.

Now, you know, I, I thought Mayweather won the fight. Obviously, it was, you know, an exhibition, and there wasn't any points. And, you know, you had to, you know, they were knockouts were going to be okay, obviously. And, you know, the ref could, you know, stand you out with a technical knockout. But, you know, that's it. So, you know, I thought Floyd won. He got a lot more hits in. If you look at the shock value.

There's one conspiracy that's. says Floyd did knock out Logan and the clip that they have for that, you know, does make it appear that Logan was knocked out. However, during the fight, it didn't look like that. The full clip, you know, after the clip that they're showing on, you know, making the rounds on social media, you know, it looked more that, you know, Logan was alive and not knocked out. Oh, you're still alive when you're knocked out, Jeff.

No, I know. But it looked like he was still alert enough to stay on. But the clip that they're showing sure does look like it, man. And Floyd got a couple of those punches in. And there were like two or three, maybe four big swings by Floyd that I thought for 10 years ago, he connects. He connects with those. So, and maybe not. Maybe not.

Maybe, you know, who knows? I don't know. It was fun. It was worth $25. But, man, somebody's paying some money out from Showtime because they're all supposed to their cuts of that. Now they're saying, originally I read where, you know, Floyd wasn't going to step into the ring for less than 10 million. Now, there's some reports that say he's already pocketed 30 million for the fight and that Logan was going to make around 20 million expected,

but that's probably with pay-per-view money. So I don't know what he got up front. I don't know that Floyd steps in that ring and in that party without having 10 million in the back pocket. And they're saying he's already pocketed 30 million on top of whatever the gate and all other all other sales for the event. So it was fun. And, you know, they, you know, it was raining and that kind of stunk. But I don't think it was, I thought it was a, I thought it was a fun event. You know, it's fun to watch.

Fun to watch anyway. And I'm sure Logan will say he won because he went the distance. No. No, Floyd was busy schooling you. After those eight rounds, Logan looked beat. Man, he looked tired and beat up. Floyd, Mayweather, looked like he was ready to go another few rounds. I don't know, maybe like 15 rounds as a professional fight.

I will say it was, you know, I mean, Logan had the size on him. It looked like Floyd was fighting the Jolly Green Giant. which, you know, there's a reason there's a weight class in boxing. That was fun. That was fun to watch them in the ring. But Floyd is, hello, Floyd, Money, Mayweather. He's the man, right? I mean, the man's already earned, I guess what they say is he's earned over a billion dollars,

and he's worth about $450 million right now. That's not bad. That's not bad. And Logan is probably well on his way. How much is Logan worth? Yeah. saying that Logan is worth, you know, maybe 19 million. And, you know, that obviously will go up after last night.

But, uh, so he's on his way. I mean, I mean, 19 million, nothing, right? I mean, I spit on 19 million dollars. But, you know, he's worth a little bit. You know what I'm saying. So let me ask you a question. Have you ever browsed on the internet in, incognito mode.

It's probably not as incognito as you think. And why would it be? I mean, incognito mode, like the Chrome browser itself is a Google product. And Google has pretty much made its fortune by tracking your movements online.

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slash jeffy. Quite a few little animal stories in the news today here on chewing the fat. We'll start with a recall. A dog food recall. I know. I know. Sunshine Mills has issued a recall of some of its dog food products because, well, it's contaminated with salmonella.

Ah, don't worry about it, though. Your dog will be fine. I'll just be sick for a little while. The recall spun off a flag that was raised by the Minnesota Department of agriculture after it tested a sample of the company's five-pound bag of sprout sporting dog food came back positive for salmonella. Don't, I mean, what happens if the dog eats salmonella? I mean, you get a little diarrhea, some fever, some vomiting, some dehydration, ah, whatever. Sure,

sometimes if the dog is pregnant, you get a miscarriage, sure there's a little depression, skin disease, shock, other ailments. That's it, though. So don't use. Don't use. You the product, duh. So there's a bunch of products that is being recalled. And it's the Sportsman's Pride Professional 40 pound bag. These are all if used by

October 2021. So look if you're part, if you use the Sportsman Pride Professional, sprout sporting dog food, the Intimidator Chicken and Rice Formula dog food, the FRM Gold Select High Performance dog food. Do not

feed your dog this stuff, okay? and it's sold, you know, in so many states around the country. So just be careful and be on the lookout if you have any of the ones that I mentioned. Or I guess you can always go to, you know, the USDA. Look for recalls and check that old dog food aisle for recalls. And you should be pretty good. Also, very sad news in California. So apparently 3,000 eggs have been abandoned by birds.

I guess, these elegant turn eggs were abandoned. The birds were on the beach nesting and laying their eggs and waiting for their babies to be born. And then I guess a drone crashed and scared off the birds. So two drones that were flown illegally over this Bolsa Chica Ecological Reserve in Huntington Beach. one of them went down in the wetlands and the old birds just got scared and took off takes a just a little bit of a drone crash

scares off 3,000 birds wow okay whatever so I guess you know fearing an attack from a predator several thousand turns abandoned their ground nest come on now one drone crashes and 3,000 birds

on a beach take off was it a military drone the size of an actual airplane? Because that's the only way I would buy that. But I guess they're all gone now. So it's called one of the largest scale abandonment of eggs ever at the coastal site. Okay. I mean, that I buy.

But because of one drone crash? I don't know that I buy that. But, you know, okay, if you tell me that's what happened and they took off, And now they're not coming back. All right. Whatever you say. So apparently, you know, there's rules and laws. And you're not supposed to be anywhere near the beach during this time.

And apparently there's, you know, 1,500 acres of reserve. It's the largest saltwater marsh between Monterey Bay and the Tijuana River estuary in Mexico. Some 800 species of plants and animals live at or migrate. here. So now they're pissed that there's people moving in and they're buying up these what they call multi-million dollar homes, aren't they all in California, on the hillside at the north end of the reserve and that overlooks the wetlands. And so the Fish and Wildlife warden, most residents respect the sensitive nature of the estuary, but there are a few scofflaws. You bastard. Those are the ones that were flying those drones. And it's residents that sometimes feel entitled. They feel they should

able to use the land as they like how dare they how dare people think they should be able to use the land that they per how they should override a bird i won't hear of it and neither will the fish and wildlife ward nick mauselberg he will not have it so they've been citing people for breaking the rules and good for them but it didn't help this time around because now there's 3,000 elgant turn eggs abandoned on the beach. Now, maybe we can find, you know, 3,000 diggleberries to go sit on the eggs and have them hatch. I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe if a human touches them, now they'll never be right. And we'll just feed them to the lizards or something. Don't let them go to waste and just sit there on the beach for nothing. Okay, please do something. We got a mine sniffing rat in Cambodia has retired. I guess maybe he got a gold watch and off he goes. So five years of sniffing out landmines in Cambodia, this rat is retiring. No, he didn't get blown up.

It's an African giant pouched rat. He's been the most successful rodent trained and overseen by a Belgian nonprofit to find landmines and alert his human handlers so the explosives could be safely removed. He won a British charity's top civilian award for animal bravery. And, I mean, he, it's usually just gone to dogs.

But this time they felt that, uh, Magawa needed the award. And there's a picture of Magawa there. My gosh, he looks like a, like a beautiful, beautiful rat. He's still in good health, but he's reached retirement age and is clearly starting to slow down. Yeah, we don't want to have him, you know, blow up because you don't want to have a rat blow up.

That would just be all wrong. So, uh, he's, the rats are bred specifically for this purpose, born in, uh, Tanzania in 2014. And then in 2016, moved to Cambodia's northwestern city of Simrip, home of the famed Angor temples, to begin his bomb sniffing career. I don't know if this is what he has dreamed of for his entire life to be a bomb sniffer, but that's what he's done. So now he'll have time.

He'll have time to relax and not worry about it. He's going to be fed some food and have playtime every day and get regular exercise and health checks. Then everything will just be fine. And he'll be released into a larger cage with facilities such as a sandbox on a running wheel.

Man! Are you happy about retiring now? I could be outside sniffing for bombs in the wild, or I could be in my little box with a running wheel. Now how bad do you want to retire? Huh? I know. And I know that landmines are a big deal. According to this story, 60 million people in 59 countries

continue to be threatened by landmines and unexploded or unexploded ordinance. In 2018, landmines, and other remnants of war killed or injured 6,897 people. Wow. That's a lot. That's a lot. So congratulations to Magawa, the mind-sniffing rat. Here's your gold watch.

Thanks for your five years. Now get out. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cool to drink. No, we appreciate it. Magawa, we appreciate it. Good work. Good work.

Hey, congratulations. Yes, Harry and Megan had their new baby. Congratulations. Yes. Harry and Megan. I guess it's still Prince Harry, although I don't know why. They've had their new baby, a little baby girl, born at 1140 AM, at Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital in Santa Barbara, California on June 4th. weighing in at seven pounds and 11 ounces.

The child is eighth in line to the British throne. So it's still, while it's not a prince or a princess or whatever you want to call some title that they're going to give it, it's still eighth in line. So congratulations. I'm sure love is just beaming. I saw big headlines about, well, she's due to have the baby. I'm Prince Phillips' birthday. She's due to have the baby.

Princeville's birthday. Nope, didn't make it. Princeville's birthday, I think, was the 10th of June. So there was no way she's holding out another week. And so Friday, June 4th, congratulations to both Harry and Meg. Gosh darn, I'm just so darn happy for him. I could just, I don't know what I could do. I guess I could just scream.

So the child is named Lilibet, Lillie, Diana, Mountbatten, Windsor. Huh? How about that name for a kid? I love it. Lillabet, Lily, Diana, Mountbatten, Windsor. Who's a good little girl?

Get over here. So they're paying tribute to the grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, whose family nickname is Lillibet, and, of course, Princess Diana. So, congratulations. Man, and just make some really really happy.

Ah, you know, good for them. I guess they're all safe and sound and 10 fingers, 10 toes. I don't know that anybody's seen the kid yet, so we don't know if the kid has 10 fingers and 10 toes, but I guess she does. So congratulations. Congratulations and good for them. Also, congratulations to the Italian artist

who auctioned off his invisible sculpture for, 18,300 $15,000 good for him good for him congratulations the 67 year old artist sculpture is

immaterial meaning that the sculpture does not actually exist wait what yeah it's an invisible sculptor oh okay

and you're paying for that yes now it comes with instructions to the purchase to the person who purchased it the sculpture must be displayed in a private home free of any obstruction in an area that is about five feet long by five feet wide and because the piece does not exist there are no special lighting or climate requirements there's another no special uh requirement if i purchased your your invisible sculpture. I'll put it in a damn where I want because I now own it.

So, all right? Yeah. I know that the vacuum is nothing more than a space full of energy and even if we empty it and then there's nothing left. According to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle that noting nothing has a weight

that therefore it has energy that it is condensed and transformed into particles that is unto us. So I get that. So I understand. It makes a lot of sense. Now, he said that when he decided to exhibit an immaterial sculpture in a given space,

that space will concentrate a certain amount and density of thoughts at a precise point, creating a sculpture that, from my life, will only take the most varied forms. And according to, to the artist. After all, don't we shape a god we've never seen? Huh.

Yeah. Boy, that's something, huh? So anyway, congratulations for selling your sculpture that isn't. I'm sorry, your invisible sculpture for $18,300. I've put one online. For those of you, you can follow me on Twitter and Instagram. And Facebook, Twitter is at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook is Jeff Fisher Radio and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio.

I sold my Invisible Sculpture. I put it up for sale this weekend for $10,000 and I put the photo that I posted of the Invisible Sculpture as an NFT for $5,000. And you can bid on that now. Just go to my accounts. Send a bid. Send me a bid. I'll take a look at all all bids for my Invisible. sculpture and the picture of the invisible sculpture.

I could go to two different people, but I'd like to have them both have one home. But I'm happy if it goes to two people, fine. If more than one person can enjoy it, then it brings more joy to my heart. And it's the person who bought the invisible sculpture, maybe the person who spent $100 on a chicken nugget. Okay? So there was a chicken nugget. for sale on eBay, started out at like 99 cents, and then it got some news and started going up.

So it was at $34,443.43 for this chicken nugget. Now, what made this chicken nugget great was its resemblance to a character from the mystery video game, Among Us? Huh? I know. Now how much would you pay? Well, when it was at $34,443.

The Twitter account of Among Us, the game tweeted about it and said, hey, there's a $34,443. $43.43 Among Us chicken nugget on sale, and I don't know how to feel about it,

but also, I want it. And that drove up the price. And so as of Friday morning, among us, McNugget had garnered 183 bids with the winning number going to 99,999. I can't even say it. I'm Joe Biden all of a sudden. $99,99,997 for these chicken nugget.

Now, you know, it was a B-T-S McDonald's B-T-S. meal. We talked about that being new. It's, uh, you know, comes, it's 10 chicken nuggets, medium fries, Coke, two new dipping sauces, the chili and the Cajun that expired, you know, from, you know, South Korea. But, uh, that comes with it as well. Its condition is used. And it also, that the nugget is going to be frozen and then sealed to ensure freshness before shipping. Now, according to the person who owns the McNugget or, owned the nugget, he claims, or she claims, that this probably won't go to the bidder because the bidder won't actually go through the, with the purchase.

There are lots of people who bid on things like this for the memes, and they don't really get it because they don't, I guess, have the money, and they're just bidding for something so that they can say that this particular nugget was at, you know, almost 100,000, but they're not going to get it. So some of you that, you know, bid lower, hang in there. Hang in there. You still might get it. You still have a shot. At Desjardin, we speak business. We speak startup funding and comprehensive game plans. We've mastered made to measure growth and expansion advice, and we can talk your ear off about transferring your business when the time comes. Because at Desjardin business, we speak the same language you do. Business. So,

join the more than 400,000 Canadian entrepreneurs who already count on us and contact Desjardin today. We'd love to talk, business. You're good. So if you're Jeff Bezos's girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez, how you feeling today? Lauren, how you doing? Give me a call. Call me. Or you know what, email me, chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Let me know how you're doing because I see where Jeff is going to be flying into space on his blue origin spaceship on the 20th of July. And he released a big video on his Instagram account that he offered his brother to come with him. So how's life with Lauren, Jeff? I mean, I know the wife is gone and the kids are out.

Well, I mean, not really, but not really, but they are. But I thought you and Lauren were the new couple, and I know that you sued her brother and all that kind of stuff and whatever, but you know, you were still a couple. But you're not bringing her along for the ride? Lauren, yeah, I'm taking my brother. Yeah, we're going to go into space. I mean, we're excited, and it's really something I've wanted to do my whole life.

And you know what? I thought, what the heck? I'll bring my brother. Not you, though, Lauren, do. You knew. You can watch on TV. I'll tell you what, I'll even give you a special little stream you can hook up to. Just log into, you know, blue origin.com slash Jeff.

And you'll, you know, you'll be able to watch the takeoff and, you know, watch the ride. But you're not going to be on the ship. Do. That is not happening. So it's the new Shepard. It's going to launch from Van Horn, Texas. That's approximately 100 miles east of El Paso. It's going to last around 30 minutes.

It's going to fly passengers to the edge of space and then it will Then get to unbuckle and float for three minutes before the capsule returns to earth. So it's a space ride He's going on the very first space ride Okay, we're there on buckle float around time's up time to go back wow now they're bidding for people to go on this flight right now and they've got like I don't know six 6,000 bidders to go on this. 6,000 bidders. 143 countries. The live auction ends on the 12th of June.

The highest bid right now? $2.8 million, not billion. Oh, man, no. $2.8 million for a C. Okay. Okay. Anyway, Lauren, my question still stands. How you doing today, Yo?

Okay, because I know that Jeff really cares about you, but not enough to go to space with. Whatever you do, Lauren, don't go showing off on your only fans account and go do some dry scooping. Because I don't want you to get, I don't want you to feel bad and get something, you know, happen like, I don't know, a heart attack or something. Do you know what dry scooping is? No. Well, it involves, and it's a called the dry scooping challenge. It involves the ingestion of a heap of undiluted supplemental energy powder. Now, you know, the powder that's usually mixed with water or milk to make the drink before a workout.

So this 20-year-old, according to this, stripper and only fan star, said that she suffered a heart attack from dry scooping on her TikTok challenge. I know. I know. I know. What are you thinking? She said that she did a dry pre-workout scoop because I saw it trending on TikTok. So I did a short video, ended up in the hospital because I had a heart attack. All right, after I took the pre-workout, I started to feel tingly and itchy all over my body,

which wasn't a good feeling. But I googled it and it said it was a normal side effect. So I began to do my workout. I started to feel a heavy feeling in my chest and a slight pain, but it wasn't too. bad. I thought, uh, maybe it's anxiety or bad panic attack. So I decided just to ignore it and push through my workout. Yeah, that's what happened to me. That's exactly. That's almost, I mean, that's a mirror image of what happened to me. I thought, now what? I'm just going to, uh, that pain in my chest, I'm just going to get, forget it and continue my workout. She said she later experienced

the symptoms of a heart attack and called 911. She says the emergency personnel didn't take her seriously because she was about to start her job as a strip. Come on now. Stop. Really? You're telling me that the cops and the EMTs were like, maybe it's anxiety because you're about to dance. But I don't have anxiety about dancing. At the time, I wasn't sure what my body was going through, but I knew something was way off. She said she was admitted to a hospital where she was told she suffered a minor cardiac episode and was released the next day. Okay. Well, there you go. Good for you. Be careful when you dry scoop, right? Portillo. I find the story where the cops and the EMTs were telling her, maybe it's just anxiety.

No, you don't, that doesn't happen. You called 911 and she says the emergency personnel didn't take her seriously because she was a about to start her job as a stripper. Uh, how about no, I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Now, do I believe that maybe perhaps you didn't have a heart attack and you were just getting attention for your only fans and TikTok page? Yes, I believe that. And I know that she claims that she was admitted to the hospital and claims she was told

she suffered a minor cardiac episode. but and she claims she was released the next day. Okay. So maybe she goes into the hospital or gets released the next day and was told, well, it's possible

you had a minor cardiac episode. But I think this story's all for show because she needed some extra only fans account members. So, you know, good luck. Good luck. What's her name? Brittany Portillo.

B-R-I-A-T-N-E-Y-P-T-I-L-O, for those of you looking for on OnlyFans. Maybe she should do the new simple thumb test that can help indicate whether you're having, whether you are going to have a hidden aortic aneurism. Wait, what? Yeah, nobody wants the hidden aortic aneurysm. Nobody, that's a fatal. kind of thing. And so you don't want that. Now there's a self-conducted test proposed by experts affiliated with the Aortic Institute at Yale New Haven Hospital. Okay. Well, I mean, who doesn't want to

believe the experts from Aortic Institute at Yale New Haven Hospital? Now, according to this, hold your hand. They did hold your hand up like, you know, like you're doing it. Do your right hand. hold it up and it's like the University of Michigan, or the University of Michigan, like the state of Michigan. University of Michigan, be right there in Ann Arbor. It's like the state of Michigan, right? All right. So, now this, they had 305 patients undergrowing heart surgery. All right, the patients were in treatment for disorders, including ascending aneurysms, valve repair, and coronary artery bypassed graftings. So he found that the majority of aneurysm patients, do not manifest a positive thumb palm sign,

but that patients who do have positive sign have a very high likelihood for harboring an ascending aneurysm. However, now, according to this, it doesn't mean everyone who test positive is an aneurysm carrier. So this may or may not work, but it is a test that gives you an idea. So you got your hand.

You hold up your hand. You probably put it down already. So put it back up. And you've got your hand up like that, right hand up. Like, you know, you're swearing with your left hand's on the Bible or, you know, whatever book you want to put it on.

And you have your right hand up. And you swear to tell the whole truth, nothing but the truth will help you got. I do. So you, if you take your thumb and you bent it across the palm of your hand, all right? You take your thumb and bend it across the palm.

palm of your hand. All right? Yeah, just like that. You see, just like me. Just do it just like I do. All right. Now, according to this, if you can flex your thumb

as far as possible across the palm and it goes beyond the far edge of the palm, yeah, you're hiding an aneurysm. That's right. That's an abnormal bulge that occurs in the wall of a major blood vessel that carries blood from the heart

throughout the body. So being able to stretch the thumb in that way is an indication that a patient's long bones are excessive and that their joints are lax. So these are possible signs of connective tissue disease throughout the body. But, you know, then again, you know, then again, it may or may not be proof that this could happen. So if you hold your hand up and you put your thumb across the palm of your. hand and it doesn't go all the way across, then you're fine, unless you're not. And now if you hold your hand up and your thumb goes all the way across to the other side,

past your hand, then that's a sign that you're doomed or you're not. But either way, something may or may not happen. So be safe. So I think it was last week, maybe the week before, that we said that President Trump, was going to get his Facebook and Instagram back? That's wrong. Facebook has now extended former President Donald Trump's indefinite ban into a two-year suspension that will end January 7, 2023.

Now how good do you feel? You feel safer? Good. And then at that time, they're going to reevaluate Trump's ban to assess whether the risk to public safety has receded. Yeah, because we don't want a post on Facebook from Donald Trump to make anyone feel, you know, at risk of their safety. Sickening. Anyway, two more years at least.

He's gone. I mean, he might as well just face it. It's over. And then I see this weekend where Twitter, public policy, at policy tweeted we are deeply concerned by the blocking of Twitter in Nigeria. How many times?

I mean, I know I don't live in Nigeria, so maybe I'm, you know, I'm not as a strong proponent of Nigeria as I should be. But access to the free and open Internet is an essential human right in modern history. Huh, is that right, Twitter?

Is that right? We will work to rest. store access for all those in Nigeria who rely on Twitter to communicate and connect with the world. Hashtag keep it on. Yeah, isn't that nice at Twitter to be concerned about being blocked in a country when access to free and open internet is essential? And I do mean free and hashtag open internet is an essential human right in modern history. Isn't that interesting? Isn't that interesting?

Yeah, I hope that no one in Nigeria ever tweets any misinformation because then, now you've got a problem. But as long as we're concerned about Nigeria, let's not concern ourselves with America, shall we Twitter? You know, the mother country, or at least what used to be, the mother country. Not anymore, right? Yeah, that's what I figured.

Go ahead. And for those of you that don't subscribe to my YouTube channel, if you don't subscribe, you missed. I posted the Flat Earth Dave interview up on my YouTube channel this weekend, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. You may have heard the podcast,

but the YouTube has video. That's what YouTube does. I know. And so you get to see Dave, hawk his flat earth world, and maybe it'll turn you around. Maybe you listen to the podcast and you think, you know, I don't really buy it. But if you see the video, yeah, maybe it turns you around.

You say, oh my gosh, yes, now I'm a flat earther. And that's what I asked Dave to do, is bring me to the dark side. And I mean, after you watch the video, you may go to the dark side. and then again you may say no that's crazy Dave the earth is round either way give a listen to Flat Earth Dave on my YouTube channel chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher

and you can listen to it as well still if you haven't already the podcast but I recommend the video of that has anyone checked on share has anyone checked on share is she okay because I saw that she tweeted out on Saturday that this tweet got me really concerned.

I mean, I know we're all for an open and free internet and communication on Twitter, but maybe somebody needs to look in on her. I think she got really high and didn't know where she was. I guess she finally got home, which is good, but somebody needs to go check on her. She tweeted,

just got home from long-ass day at work. It was so cool. Girls are going to lose it. Lots of people, PPL, may like it. I was dancing around to river deep mountain high. Swati, sweetie, S-A-W-E-T-I-E, gave me the coolest gloves. I put them on and danced around the RV. We took picks of our nails.

Hers were way cooler. I just want to be sure that she's okay, because that did not sound like she had. That sounded like she was still traveling on some kind of really, really high drug. Maybe that's just me. Having been there before, it's been quite some time, I'm concerned. As a woman who is starting to get up there in age, 75 now, it's not those are the ages when you don't necessarily want to continue to do the drugs you normally did in the past.

but I just know that this sounds like, okay, uh, share, you need to come down. You need to come down off of whatever you're taken. Because, wow, just somebody please for her safety,

go check on share. Thank you.