Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 64 | The Devils Back Porch, The Bahamas Disaster & "El Chapo" Clothing Line

Episode Date: April 1, 2019

Jeffy brings you the news of the day that include BREAKING NEWS from Bahamas & a new Netflix movie that Jeffy loves and NEW El Chapo clothing line coming soon so don't miss it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Monday. April 1st. April Fool's Day. Everybody wants me to do some kind of silly April Fool's. I could tell you the podcast has been canceled, but that's not really funny. I could do other stupid things, too. It's just why. You know, why? And I was in the mood for maybe doing something funny, and then I'm halfway through a story about Tony Romo,

coming back to the Dallas Cowboys, leaving CBS. I didn't even make it to the end of the story, and I'm thinking, April fools. And it just pissed me off. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. A lot of food stories in the offing today. I started with the beef products recalled over a potential E. coli contamination. Amazing. More Aurora packing company incorporated being pulled off the shelf.

4,838 pounds of bees. and not just any old beef. 4,838 pounds of beef heel and chuck tender products that may be contaminated with that E. coli. So, you know, look into it. If you've got Aurora Angus beef products in your freezer, eat them, don't eat them. At this point, I think every kind of beef we have in our freezers

is contaminated with E. coli. Nobody's claiming reporting getting sick. Nobody's reported this. And so it's just cook it. Make sure you cook it. If you're eating the raw meat, you deserve to be sick. Okay? I know that there, we also have the story about the frozen breaded chicken, the health

risk that lurks in your freezer. Hundreds of Canadians have been sick and based on a misunderstanding. Okay, well, they're Canadians. Why do I care about Canadians misinterpreting? What are they misunderstanding about the, okay, the pieces come out of the box looking cooked because the batter is, oh, they're just eating it raw. They're not cooking it. Cook the food. That's just dumb.

Isn't that fiending to herd? That's just dumb. Domino's making pizza hot dog pizza. That might be good. Depends on the hot dog they use, though. Domino's from Michigan, they might use coagles. Hold on. According to brand eating, the CalZ hot dog filled with mozzarella.

sliced. It doesn't say what hot dog they're using because if they use Kogel hot dogs, I am in. Kogel hot dogs is it. Hot dog and yell the hot dog pistas not only topped with sausage-style meat stuffed in the crust. Burger pizza.

Oh, that's just, they've got burger pizza on too. I don't care about that. I want the hot dog pizza. What are you doing with the hot dog water? The hot dog water. Isn't it not supposed to make it lose weight. Hot dog water diet?

I think we did have a story about hot dog water diet. I don't know that it was real April 1st, fake news. Hot dog diet water diet. And then I found this interesting about a man

who sent his Big Mac into space for his YouTube channel. Kind of cool. Right? He puts it up on a balloon and it goes up into space. He's YouTubeing it all. He's taping it all.

And then the balloon the balloon breaks. comes down, lands in a soccer field in England. Did he eat it? Yeah. He drove, it was about six hours away from his home, where it came down at. And the players on the field were like,

Hey, what is that? That's mine, dude. Get away from my Big Mac. I do shoot it for my YouTube channel. And so, party, yeah, he walked up shooting, video, take the bite right out of it. So he's in a space Big Mac. Isn't that cloudy with chance of meatballs?

I mean, that cloudy with a chance of meatballs is a movie. Yeah, they had burgers flying from the sky. I don't know. That's correct. They did. Yeah, so he just made it like, that is pretty cool. Space. That's pretty cool.

It's not the same. But it came from the sky. It's not the same. It came from the sky. And Burger King, last in our food news report today. Burger King testing a vegetarian whopper made with impossible burger. Now, what kills me about this? is that the Impossible Burger is already being sold in thousands of restaurants across the United States.

And now the Impossible Burger is the bigger brand. There's another big brand that's making the fake burgers to Beyond Meat. And they're having a fight with what stores they're going into. Okay, so they make it look like real beef. It looks like it's bleeding, it's red. I thought the whole point of being a vegetarian was not eating the meat. They make it look like.

That's what I'm saying. Why are you making it look like meat then? It doesn't make any sense to me. Anyway, Burger King and St. Louis has got the impossible burger now for you. I don't know. I didn't travel to St. Louis today. But you knew you wouldn't cover this.

Now, we could get it at Red Robin. They're also joining the fast casual restaurants bringing the plant-based burger. to their 570 stores. Plant-based burger? Yeah. Aren't all plant-based? Impossible burger.

No. Because the cow eats plants or grass. So isn't all that plant-based already? See, you know what that is? That's someone who eats meat trying to make people who don't eat meat feel bad. Is all that is. They all are plant-based. No, they're not.

They're not. Beef is completely different. Yeah, no, cows need grass and stuff, and that's what they eat, but then it turns into meat. That's why we kill them. Duh. Why do you hate vegetarians? All right, so this weekend,

I caught the Netflix, the high women, the Bonnie and Clyde story. I have been unbelievably fascinated. I can't get Bonnie and Clyde out of my head. Why didn't you tell me? What do you mean? Do I have to report to what I watch? Yes, I would come over and watch it with you. Oh, darn.

I'll have to remember next time when I want to watch something. I told you if you have something good to watch, me know. And I, you know, I'm sorry. Is it called again, or let me add it to my list? I apologize. Bonny and Clyde? It's called the highwayman.

Oh, yes. I did see that one, yeah. Kevin. Sorry, the trailer started playing. Kevin Costner and Woody Harrelson. I found it fascinating for a couple of reasons. It's not the, it's not the, we're going to make Bonnie and Clyde look great story. In fact, just the opposite.

And it's so where we live. for whatever reason it hadn't hit me that Bonnie and Clyde were from Dallas and the two police officers that were killed in this in their close to the end of their spree

were from Fort Worth South Lake South Lake and there's a little plaque for them where they died on Easter Sunday that's what that is amazing it was just like wow okay

look they were Frank Hammer, the police officer, the Texas Ranger, who tracked and killed them, who Kevin Costner plays, was fascinating how he got back into it because the Texas Rangers had been disbanded. And then Bonnie and Clyde were just putts thieves, making names for themselves. and they killed a guard in prison. They broke some people out of prison, and a guard died. And that's when the Texas law department and the governor said,

well, we'll get to bring hammer back and his buddy and let them go catch him. And they finally did. And the day that they caught them, the Ford V8, 187 bullets. Wow. Killed Bonnie and Clyde. I mean, it is, the whole story is fascinating.

And the family of Hammer have been pissed at all these years because Bonnie and Clyde were portrayed as, you know, these Robin Hoods and we've made them into these stars. And they were nothing but a simple, murderous thugs. So the movie followed the two cops. Yeah. Because I was going to say, I thought Bonnie and Clyde was, because I'm watching the trailer now.

And I was like, I thought Bonnie and Clyde was a boy and a girl, but all I see is just two dudes. That's correct, Bonnie and Clyde is. boy and a girl. That's what they, that's why there's Bonnie and Clyde. Clyde is his boy? Yeah.

Yeah. I thought it was Bonnie. I didn't realize either that they called, what do they call Dallas? The devil's backyard. Really? That's where they lived. Because I said here,

a lot of a car, they were born. It talks about where they were born and they lived in, you know, during the Depression. And they were just, Little things.

Like Bonnie was four feet 11, weighed maybe 80 pounds. Clyde was like 5'3, maybe 120 pounds. You know, they talk about him wearing a hat to make him look taller. Make him look taller. Yeah. So funny. But they had, where does it talk about the Dallas? What they called Dallas.

Gosh, darn it. Because they were, it was during the Depression. And their families lost their farms. and they moved to the slums of West Dallas. Where do you live? Not West Dallas. Known as the Devil's Back porch. Yeah, backyard, back porch.

Are we in the West Dallas? Anyway. Think about it. I think we are in the West Dallas. No, this is Irving. We're not anywhere close to West Dallas. Yeah, but West Dallas right over the tracks. Stop talking.

This is not the devil's back porch. Is that what Glenwood here? Yes, it's very possible. But they were just putses. And what got them in trouble, though, was killing the security guard, you know, the prison guard, because then that pissed everybody off. Talk about it.

Before they were, before they were just, you know, robbing little stores and trying to rob a bank, and they robbed a bank and got like $1.50 once. I haven't seen the movie yet. Did you stop spoiling it for me? Well, this isn't a movie. This is about their life. All you tell me now is, like,

there's two plaques for these two police officers, so you tell me that they die at the end. Well, the police officers died way before the end. That's what got them. We're being hunted. Is at least a spoiler? It starts. It doesn't start when they were kids.

It starts at the prison break. If you want me to spoil it. Spoil it or more. Yeah. First of all, I love Kevin Costner and Woody Harrelson both. They do a great job. And they talked about where they had caught them and shot them and killed them was

the exact place. Costner said they filmed it at the same place that they actually did it. And he said it was kind of, it was kind of creepy and weird all at the same time. vibes. Yeah. But it's fantastic if you have a chance to see. Kind of slow.

You know, it's kind of, you know, because they're hunting Bonnie and Clyde and their police officers and they go through the motions of, you know, what they, what you would do. You know, sometimes, you know what, being a cop is not what it's like on TV. Yeah. No, that's not real life. Even though they say that it's a criminal justice system. It's not real life. But I'm fascinated with the Bonnie and Clyde story.

And ratings? why you read the movie? 18? All right, so Chris gave me a story today that I don't know if I'm as mad about it as him. You should be. Okay, turn your mic off for a moment. Is it off?

I can't hear him. He moved this little something must be. All right, so there's two men in Alaska who get filmed killing, hibernating a bear in cubs. I mean, I completely wrong. I wouldn't do it.

it myself. Guaranteed this bad thing. Completely wrong. And they show them shooting into where the bears are hibernating and they don't care about the baby because the Cubs. They just want the big bear. And you hear the screams. I mean, it's, all right, it's bad. I do. You know what? I'm with you now. The more I talk about it, the more I'm with Chris, I think. Except that I don't, they got fined. I mean, they went in front of the courts. Yeah, they got fine. They got their license revoked. They, one goes to prison for five months and the other one does community service. Both men pleaded guilty to illegally killing the mother and her cubs and we're ordered to pay $1,800 restitution each.

Five months in jail, two months suspended. Also ordered to pay a fine of $20,000 with $11,000 suspended. So it was only $9,000 plus the $2,000 early. Hey, when they do this stupid suspended, just don't put it out there. If you're going to suspend it, don't put it out there. A hunting license also was revoked. And he had to forfeit the equipment and vehicles that he used on the trip to kill the bear. They were on skis.

They were on skis. Okay. Oh, sorry, officer. You could take my skis and my boots. What about the backpacks? And the backpacks. Meanwhile, Owen Remmer, right, the son who was sentenced to suspended jail time, community service, had his hunting license revoked for two years, also ordered to take a hunter safety course.

I mean, more. What do you want? More. They went before the judge. That's not justice. That's not justice. That is not justice. The fascinating part of the video is because it's being filmed.

It's being studied in this, in this, in Alaska, the den on Esther Island in Alaska, which is, you know. We watch the, it's right there. Esther Island. It's right there in Alaska. Oh, okay. I mean, you've never been there? No, I haven't. Have you?

Yeah. That's beautiful. Oh. How close up from the canoe national forest that we always watch? Yeah, where the salmon? The fattest bears? Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

Not far. Next to that? It's not far. That's not far. He just do zip in, you zip out. Take a little plain drop in. That's it? Yeah, you're right there.

So, but they do it. They show them pulling the mama bear out and cutting her up and taking a picture with her. And that's, you know, that's what makes it, I know what made people so mad is because they cut it up. But then they come back. Another day, they cut it up. and they bag it up and they ski out, but then they come back to cover their tracks.

Right? They cover, they realize the cubs are still there, the shells are still there from their rifles. So they come back, they bag up the cubs, they pick up the shells, they talk about,

you know, they'll be able to pin this on us. So they got to feel it bad. Right? They did it and they thought they were Mr. you know, Mr. father and son hunter killers.

And then, you know, maybe we should have, I don't know, picked up our stuff and not left our shells. the dead baby bears there yeah I know they're filming it for you know

study the bears and everything you know because it's National Park and all but they won't be filming us wrong right so it's fascinating how and they got in trouble and now that you know they want to turn it into political stuff because Trump is pursuing rules which will greatly expand

the area where the kind of killing scene in this video can take place and kitty block president of the Humane Society International said that this is A complete disregard Kitty Block. From where? She's the president of the Humane Society.

You know Kitty. She's the president of the Humane Society International, not one of those little... The local ones. Yeah, she's the head of the thing, the international one. And this is a complete disregard for lives. It's reprehensible. So, what are you going to do?

That's bears. We kill them anyway. They go hunting for the bears. Yeah, but it's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. gaming. You're killing them while they're sleeping during hibernation. Maybe they should have set up an alarm or something. SimplySafe. Should have wired the

hibernation. I don't think Simplicef works that way, but I like it. They don't want to be involved with killing the bears in Alaska. But I'm just saying maybe the bears should have done. But they actually did, right? I mean, the people were studying. They had their own simple safe. Yeah, that's how they were able to. It didn't really save the bears, though. I mean, they should have saved the bears, I would think. It should have some kind of, hey, some kind of speaker on the video camera. That'll be cool.

Right? Simply save does have that. Right. Yeah, so maybe Simpl save it's back in. Maybe the camps and the park should have the Simply Save camera set up instead of just their stupid little cameras out there with just taking pictures. Yeah, and then throws out an alarm like, eh, and, I see you, I'm going to kill you in five, four, three.

What are you doing? Oh, the voice of God. Right. Yeah. See? And even if you wake up to bears, you save their life. Yeah, bear wakes up and kills them. We're done.

You're welcome. Breaking news here on Chewing the Fat. We have a maritime disaster happening right now at the Grand Bahama Shipyard. We go now to our Chewing the Fat correspondent at the Grand Bahama Shipyard. Big Austin and the Shipyard. working on the big oasis ship collapsed dog collapse screen collapse a couple people might be you know missing but what is right down the dock yeah we can all just miss it by grace of god like it big accident big accident something shipyard would never survive from this one

dog two is gone dog two is finished all the cranes collapse what about what about Big, big, big, big, big, big, big disaster. What if? Big, big, big, big disaster. I know, but. Disaster, disaster, disaster. I know. Never seen on a little just in a lifetime.

Apparently, he can't hear us. He's just reporting live from the Grand Bahama shipyard. There's no correspondent, actual conversation back and forth with our correspondent on the Grand Bahamas shipyard, but it's been a disaster, disaster, disaster. So apparently a giant crane. fell on a ship or a ship ran into the crane. You know, the crane was right there by the dock and the ship tilted a little bit.

And when the ship tilts, I mean, you're doing a little bit of distance. You know what they say when the ship tilts. Right? I mean, how many times have I said? Come on. How many times have I said to you with the ship tilts? Okay, let's go to the break room. I need a drink anyway.

You know what I need a drink of. Oh my gosh. It's so good. Thank you for listening to chewing the fat as long as we're on our way walking over to the break room. I want to tell you about subscribing to chewing the fat. Thank you very much for subscribing if you're listening and you are a subscriber. If you're listening and you're not a subscriber, what are you doing? I mean, you're just sneaking around behind closed doors listening to chewing the fat.

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And then you know, oh, my gosh, chewing the fat's up. Like today, it's a special Monday because we had Talking Walking Dead earlier in the day. So you get two. And you go, oh, it's chewing the fat. Oh, it's Talking Walking Dead. Oh, that show's great anyway. And you delete that. You don't.

No, you delete that. No, you don't. You delete that. It's a talking series, talking Walking Dead. It's the season finale. Nope. Don't do that. Don't do that.

Don't do that. What are you talking about? Do not do that. I see what you're doing there. Do not do. What are you talking series? It is. What is you talking series?

I just say, I'm laying the groundwork for my new talking series. I can see that. Why are you laying new groundwork for a talking series? I have a good idea today and I'm just laying the groundwork for it right now. I can tell. This little talking series is working on it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about what I'm doing.

You worry about pushing your little button in there. Thank you. Now, big day. I can go back to talking about Bonnie and Clyde if you'd like. Well, that was a good conversation. I love Bonnie and Clyde. That whole story is just amazing to me. But we're not going to go back.

We're going to continue with the break room. You can turn your lights back on for those of you that were busy. If you celebrated Earth Hour on Saturday. And who didn't? I didn't. What? I didn't. When was it?

Earth hour Saturday. What was supposed to do? You turn your lights off. Oh, well, my lights are always off. Oh, okay. Well, then you're good. You're celebrating Earth hour. That's what you do?

And you do that for an hour, but some people forget. And they've left them off until today. So if you've still, if you've forgotten to turn your lights back on. As you can see, I forgot to turn them back on. It's okay. They only want to do it for an hour to celebrate Earth hour. You can join them next year, March 28th, next year, 8.30 p.m. Local time.

So any local time? Any local time, 830, shut your lights off to celebrate Earth hour on March 28th. That celebrates Earth hour. No, but why am I turned the lights off? Because you're celebrating Earth hour. Yeah, but there's... Climate change and you're saving power and you're making people aware. But just for one hour, though.

You're helping. It's what it's about. You're helping. Wow. Why do you hate? New York becomes the second state after California to ban most single-use plastic bags. You know this, I don't know why this... Pisses me off so much, but it does.

Well, this is coming from the guy that has recycling bags for the recycles. I didn't buy those, though. I mean, I bought it. But do you have recycling bags? Okay, that's all I asked. Pisses me off. But I also use trash grocery bags, plastic bags. Those Walmart bags are handy.

Heck yeah, they are. And the Target ones are even bigger. They're bigger. Yes. And thicker, thicker of material. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, there's other grocery chains that are good.

You know who gets the cheap ones? Kroger. No, the Kroger. Oh, no, no, no. Kroger is good because they get the plastic one with the little handle. Yes. I like those, yes. It's the Chinese takeout restaurants.

Oh, those are not even garbage bags. That's what I'm saying. They're small and they're, they're, they're, they're ready. Thank you. I mean, those things, those are bought, like, those are made from recycled, recycled, recycled material. Oh, three times recycled? At least. At least those are made from, yes.

Those are bottom bin. Look, I got this. I got the Target bags. I got the Walmart bags and I got these. Which one do you want? That's a good rating right there, yeah. Yeah. And if you go to these, it's cheaper.

You're obviously making more money. But no, bad news for you carrying stuff in it and everything. You had to be careful. You double that up. And even doubling it up. No, double you still not there. It doesn't work. You're halfway.

Thank you. Also, I mean, look, New York, residents, according to Governor Andrew Cuomo, and of course he would, has no reason to lie, would use 71,000 tons of non-biodegradable plastic bags annually. Like the city does? Now they have blighted our environment and clogged our waterways. Have they? Governor.

No. Have they? No, I don't think so. Are you kidding me? They've clogged our waterways. See, this is what we don't get to the story, Jeffrey. Absolutely. See, you once again fail to your own.

rule. We just read the headlines and move on. The final four is set. Texas Tech, Michigan State, Auburn, and Virginia. Going to battle for the final four. It's college basketball. What are you talking about? What do you mean? Who cares? I don't think people code to you for the final four. They should though. Should they? Yeah, they should. I've never like understanding football like you know more on

Triviac when comes up but college basketball. It's part of my talking series now. Is it? Yeah, talking college basketball. So what's the title? Talking college basketball. It's part of my talking series. It says we're in the final four.

Also, that wouldn't be. Although I could if you wanted. I'd talk about it. It doesn't bother me to talk about it. Except I haven't followed basketball in quite some time. I want to put the question out there. On the audience, raise your hand if you want Jeffrey to do a talking series on college basketball. Raise your hand.

Look at. Look at. What am I looking at? Look at. Hands up everywhere. I know. Thank you. Thank you.

We don't think we're going to get back to it. But, you know, the season is over, right? I mean, it's the final four. Too late? Yeah, it's too late. But I appreciate it. Next year. Put them down now.

You don't have to leave them up. Wow. So next year. Thank you. Appreciate it. Another great move out of New York from the great governor, Andrew Cuomo. Congestion pricing. Bless you?

What is? Thank you. What this is, is Andrew Cuomo's way of killing two. birds with one stone. He can charge people for going into areas that are

you know, have a lot of traffic. They can charge you more money. So, syntax. Well, no, just like if you want to drive your car into that part of Manhattan, we're going to charge you more. Yeah, but I'm driving my car. Yeah, we're going to charge you more. No, but I'm driving my car. Toll policy. Maybe it's going to raise a billion

dollars in funds so they can fix the subway system. So what you're going to do is if you want it, you're making it right here. Oh, we charge you. Wow. Congestion pricing. You know what's going to happen?

It's going to happen like the movie I'm legend. Nobody's going to be in that area. I disagree with that as Manhattan. No way people will just, you know, you just pay the toll when you move on. And that's why he gets away with it. You just pay the toll. I mean, every time they raise the prices on the bridges.

The bridges are like 80 bucks a car now. Nobody cares. No, I mean, actually look it up what they are. because I think the bridges are like 20 bucks a car. I mean, it's a lot. It's a lot to cross those bridges into Manhattan, man. At least 20 bucks. And people pay it.

Eh, you just pay it. Because you're already paying to park. You're paying the toll to cross the bridges. And you're paying a parking garage to park all day. Whether you park close to where you work or if you don't want to pay the congestion pricing. Are you ready? You're going to end up parking in a garage, you know, four or five. blocks away or 10 blocks away and then take the subway up up to downtown up to down give me a give me a

bridge and i'll tell you what they are it's 20 bucks you got george washington 15 bucks the lincoln tunnel 15 bucks right tunnel 15 bucks so it's not there the queen's tonal of nine dollars the so 15 the carry tunnel 950 hold on the verizon arrows bridge 19 the buy on bridge 15 the buy on bridge 15 the Goetheels Bridge. They all trying to make people feel good because it's not 20. It's not 20. When you go to Verrazzano Neros,

that's 19. That's from Satan Island to Brooklyn. 19 bucks. Yeah, Brooklyn does not want people from Staten Island there. Compared to San Francisco, $8, $6 in San Francisco. To cross the Golden Bridge, $8.

Yeah, I mean, Come on now. Think of that. Think of that. You have to pay in San Francisco to cross the Golden Gate Bridge. They're in California. All right, eight bucks. And it's longer.

Last time I'm a check. Last time I'm a check, the Golden Gate Bridge is. Golden Gate Bridge is not as big as people think. Really? Yeah. I was really disappointed. You crossed it? Yeah.

Did you walk it or with a car? I'm sorry? Did you walk it or did you go with a car? I'm sorry? Did you walk it or did you use a car? Is that a real question? You're asking me if I walked across a bridge? Yes, that's how you know.

That's how you know? That's how you know? No. Then how did you know? I didn't walk across the bridge. Then how do you know as long as? I was in an automobile. How can you tell?

Many people ride their bikes and walk across it. Oh, so you were your bike. No. You know. Yeah, no. No, I drove it an automobile. Yeah. It's a look.

Oh, look. Yeah. What do you say automobile? It's a car. Isn't it an automobile? That's what I was in. That's how people make fun of you because you're like 200 years old. You still call it automobobo.

what it is. It's an automobile. It's a car. Not what I was in. I was in an automobile. So you took like two days to cross it with an automobile. Yes, because we had to stop and crank it up every so often because it ran out of, you know, you can only crank it only drives for so long. Yeah. No, look it up for the length. Seriously. Now you got me interested because it really wasn't. I was surprised because you think that it's going to be this monstrous bridge. And I can't, you know, think of Florida and the Skyway Bridge, how big that is. That's a monstrous bridge. It's huge. Even the smaller bridges in Florida are in Tampa Bay, the Howard Franklin, the Courtney Campbell, the Skyway. Those are big bridges that are crossing, you know, big bodies of water, and they're pretty long.

And you think the Golden Gate Bridge and you think how this monster is, this beautiful, this iconic thing that you've seen in every movie ever made in California, every disaster movie. It's what the bridge, the apes crossed and Planet of the Apes. It's this giant bridge. and I would drive onto it and I'm like, this is it? And you look across to the island, to the prison, and the prison, you know, it's right out there. Everything is so, so closer than you think. So the Golden Gate Bridge is 9,000, 8,981 feet long.

I only counted 8,982, but okay. Oh, okay. And then that's- How long did you say it was? 8,981. Yeah, I only caught it 89. Oh, okay. And then the bridge that we're talking about, the narrow bridge that costs $19 to cross is $5,989. So the Golden Bridge is the second longest main span in the United States after the one in New York City.

So for $8, the Golden Gate Bridge is now the second longest main span in the United States after the narrowest. bridge in New York City. What about the Skyway Bridge? What is that? Why is that not? What's the stipulation here? What am I missing? There's no way.

There's no way the Golden Gate Bridge is longer than the Skyway bridge. No way. What am I missing? Yeah, what are you missing? How long is the Skyway bridge? There's got to be some kind of stipulation I'm missing. It's a main span. It's got to be like the Skyway must be built on the, the, the, the wires.

right and the sky and the golden gate is not so the golden gate is a main span built with the concrete and stuff the skyway bridge is 21,000 right but it's not a man it's not a span right it's built it's hung with the wires right

it's what they call those whatever but yes it's not a it's not like a concrete bridge yes yeah yeah yeah okay because what about the Macanah Bridge see because the sunshine the sunshine skyway bridge is the longest cable

Stade concrete bridge in the world. Yeah, not the span. What about the Mackinac Bridge, though? In Michigan, Mackinac Bridge is like five miles long. And that's got to be a single span. McAnnebredge is 26,372. Hello, that's huge. Plus it has dead bodies in it when they built it.

I'm sorry. Yeah, the guys fell into the columns. They have dead bodies in it. You cross it. Because guys fell into the column when they were pouring cement. I forget how many lives they lost when they built the McAnneux Bridge. But they were pouring cement into the columns. and guys would fall in.

They just kept pouring cement, man. So we lost one. Tell Mary, bills won't be home. He's in span three. It was bad. It was ugly. So the Mechina Bridge is the 20th long main span and the longest suspension bridge

between anchorages in the Western Hemisphere. I think each... See, I see a pattern here. Yes. Each bridge has his own thing. You have to be the longest. Yes. To be the longest.

This is the longest bridge from one tree to a white tree. And that tree, we can't ever cut down those trees because that's what we're judging. Yes. Yeah. I see a pattern here. That's very interesting. Sad. All right.

I can't do any more headlines after that. He's made me mad with the bridges. Does you have an opportunity to catch the keeping up with the Kardashians last night? I just wonder if you had an opportunity because it's the 16th season. What? The 16th season it started up last night.

I just want to know if you had a chance to catch it. Ryan Cicris, I hate you. I know you're a big believer keeping up with the Kardashians. I keep up with the Kardashians. Do you? Did you catch the,

no, I was busy. I was busy. I was trying to find something to watch on Netflix. Think of this. Kim's KKW Beauty Line. Okay. Sold 14.4 million.

in product during the first five minutes it went live in 2017. Kendall became the world's highest paid model pocketed 26.5 million in just 53 paid Instagram post last year. Kylie Forbes youngest self-made in quotation marks billionaire, thanks to 100% ownership stake in her Kylie Cosmetics brand. And don't forget about the time that she toppled the $1.3 billion Snapchat for just commenting. So you know that Chris, the mom, she's the one that's been... Oh, managing everything. Yep.

Go. Just whipping them all on that. Go. I mean, that's just... How dare you not make you billion by the age of 16? How dare you? Look at your sister. I mean, she killed one husband.

She did. And she really killed, too, but the second one didn't die. The second one just became a woman. No, he's dead. You can't. You can't. No. Because Bruce is dead.

Oh. Yeah, Bruce is dead. Yeah, you can say that. Okay. Bruce is dead. because Bruce died. No dead naming. No.

This is ridiculous. By the way, how's that's amazing? How's the brother doing? Oh, he's bad. All right. He's the one that nobody talks about. Yep. Every family's got the, you know,

ooh, we don't talk about him. Every family has got the brother. Yeah, he's been struggling. He's probably doing better now, though. Because he was, he was the one that did the Blackwater, selling Blackwater in like milk, Jugs. Yeah.

How did that go for? Really? Yeah. I don't know that I knew that. I just know that he was always trying to lose weight because he was fat. You know, like the rest of the Jenners, except that they'll make the money. The rest of the Kardashians, but they all keep themselves thin by starving. Yes.

Good for them. Hot dog water that was talking about. Yes. Yes. That's exactly what it is. The Kardashian hot dog water. Shut up. That's an idea right there.

Shut up. You just gave another billion other idea. If tomorrow episode of Kippero Kardashian They talk about freaking hot dog water I hate you. I know. I can't believe that show's been on six.

Ryan Sechrist. That's Ryan Sechrist. 16 years. You know a show I started watching though? As long as we're on television shows I started watching. Is this part of your talking series? Could be.

No, no. It's possible. It's possible. It's called Better Things on FX. It's good. With Pamela Adlin. I think I'm in love with this show. That's really good.

I mean, it's a big guy show. Big guy show, adult content. Yeah, sorry, Pat. It's really good. It's, I started, I got hooked on it. I started, for some reason, I watched one episode and I thought, oh, that looks good. So I devoured him. And now I went through about, I went through about 20 of them.

That's a Louis C.K show. Yeah. He's a writer for that. Yeah. Really good. Pamela's really good. She's awesome. She's been in, you know, she's been in some great movies and some other stuff that's really good.

but this show is her show and it's really good. Although I will say one of the Mormon bashing shows kind of ticked me off. And I'm not even a Mormon, but it just kind of ticked me off. The daughter is such awesome. Right? The whole family is the whole family. The whole, all the kids are great. Even though, you know, the little messed up, but you know what?

It's all right. That's what makes the show. It makes it work. All her friends, all the friends, the mom, everybody, all the characters in the show are really good. Really good. Makes me want to be a part of it, Pamela. You know, if you're looking for a new character, I'll be the gay, guy, I don't care.

Oh, you could be the fat funny guy? Sad news, too, from this weekend. We lost one. Nipsey Hustle. Dead at 33. Now, when you ask yourself, who is Nipsey Hustle? Well, we have to do it. I said this is going to be short, and now we're going to have to do a retro.

Okay. It's sad, though. It really is sad. He got shot in front of his clothing store in L.A. Amazing. You want to try to get out of the business? They keep pulling you back in, man. They keep pulling you back in. Nipsey Hustle. Shot in Los Angeles, California. Gun down in broad daylight. One man says he walked up on Nipsey and shot him in front of his daughter. Authorities believe it is gang related.

Survived by two children and a girlfriend. Nipsey Hustle. Dead. At the age of 33. Sad. I mean, it's sad. It really is sad. You don't even if I don't want people getting shot in the street.

I mean, the guy, it's just... Sad. But you may have been, like some people, asking yourself, Nipsey who? Now, come on, man. A lot of people who are, I don't know, above the age of 200 would say to themselves, I remember Nipsey Russell, the comedian. We lost a comedian too?

Is Nipsey still alive? I think Nipsey Russell is still, is Nipsey Russell still alive? I think Nipsey Russell is still alive. He's probably like 100. He may be dead, though. He might have died because I think we... Yeah, he died in 2005. We lost him in 05.

So that's what Nipsey Hustle came along. No, no, no, no, no. We're not said. Nipsey's been dead for, 19, almost 20 years now, right? Or 15 years, 14, 15 years, no. I loved Nisbee Russell, though. It was funny.

I didn't realize, I knew he was dead. I just, how he was born in 1918. Good Lord. Imagine those stories. Good Lord. He's born in, uh, I also call that Georgia.

Yeah, he was born in Atlanta, Georgia. I mean, he's another Sammy Davis Jr. guy. You know, growing up in those times, man. You still have slaves, right? 1918? All right, we have to stop talking now because Chris has no idea what he's talking about. No.

Are you sure? What are you talking about? And the peanut gallery back there behind you needs to shut up too. No, isn't that what? like prohibition happened to? In other news. Al Chapo.

What's his name? Joaquina Chivaldo Guzman Loera. Yes, they convicted a drug lord. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. He was convicted.

No, I'm not, no. He was convicted. No. I'm not saying that. He was found guilty in court of law. You said that. You said that, I didn't.

Joaquina Chivaldo Guzman Loera, I did not. No. This is a promo for him. He's working with his wife. Emma Cornell Espiro, Espiro, Purro, Espirro. Emma Coronel Esporeau. Emma Cornell, I Spuro.

That's what I said. On a clothing project that would, going to become available in the U.S. of Mexico soon. So he's starting a fashion line. From prison? I mean, not from prison. The brand will feature the criminal's signature and already has an official website.

What? I know. That's good stuff. What's the website? I doesn't say. What's the website? It doesn't say what the name of the... You're going to bring me the news?

Bring me the fool news. Until then, this is April Fool's fake news segment right now. El Chapo. Fashion. I love it. I don't know if it's EC fashion. Sneaking drugs fashion. secret places to hide your weapons fashion

secret places to hide your cash fashion clothes to wear in a tunnel closed to wear as you're going to jail I'm not sure do you find it yet can I stop milking this thing a lot no that no one has to stop the website yeah that's what I thought

because I looked as well all right so more sad news started today too I mean, this is, this is tough to take, man. The UK's new porn blocks law, wouldn't have effect. We talked about this. I know, but it's on now.

So this is the one that you need to have an ID, correct? That's right. You have to prove that you're an adult. By giving... No matter what. Yeah. A phone. Once you do it once, though, they claim that.

You're good. That's it. But it costs money, though, correct? Because I thought that's what, that was one of the things. Under the rules, adults will have to prove they are of age to view the content using one of a number of options, such as an over-the-counter card they can buy from a shop or uploading ID documents online. Isn't that interesting?

Because right now, if you... Digital minister, Marco James, said the UK could expect the age verification rules to be enforced by Easter this year. So they haven't... You just get in there ready right now. 100% everything is up and running. We're up and running in another. Right now it's like a nice soft beta launch. Yep.

Age verification measures urgently needed to help prevent children being exposed to harmful and inappropriate content. Shut up. Accessing the internet in age appropriate way is important for children and young people. It can be a positive opportunity to learn and keep in touch with friends and have fun. See, here's the thing how you do that you teach your kids. You don't go here until you're 18. The complexity of the matter makes it less frustrating, but not surprising.

Representative of the UK's safer internet center explained. I'm sorry, the minister of why. This is the representative for a UK safer internet center. I want all these jobs so bad. Nobody at the safer internet center is expecting to be a smooth and fast process at all. It shouldn't be any kind of process at all. Maybe that's a thought. They've had over a year to get this right, says Miles Jackman, a UK lawyer.

I want his job. Who specializes obscenity laws and sexual. Whoa. Obscenity law and sexual freedoms. Yeah, I do want his job. I want that job, too. I won't one with the government too. And Jill Kellogg, executive director of the Open Rights Group.

That's a boring job. People, man. What is it with all these people in their titles? Can we just have one title for everybody? Well, the lawyer, fine, he's a lawyer. He just specializes in, what did he specialize again? Obscenity Law and Sexual Freedom. But the UK Safer Internet Center, stop it.

And let's see, this is Javid Khan. Ooh, Chief Executive of Children's Charity Barnardo's. Can we throw another one? And I love Margo James' gig, though. Who's he? What's his gig? Margo. She is Margo.

It's not a guy's name. That's a girl's name? In most countries, yes. Digital minister. That's a gig. Digital minister. Yeah. Oh, man.

That's a good gig. You're seeing everything. Oh, yeah. You get all the axes. Yes. As a digital minister, you have to see the raw files to make sure that, yes, that is pornography. Yes, you cannot see that. Oh, that's a good.

Oh, we need her. Yeah. Yes. I love to talk to the digital minister. Care what country is she from or he. I'll call her, him, whatever he wants. No problem. And if you're still waiting at the airport, I'll leave you with this.

Don't worry about it. Like there was a little glitch this morning. Backed everything up. we've got people backed up so don't worry about it we're just flying you know it's a little late we had a little disruption we had a little computer error it couldn't uh we couldn't quite get it right um the manage the weight and balance thing on the airlines we had a little bit of a problem so just don't worry about it a little bit behind schedule today we've been uh been flying we've got about uh i don't know it's about 775 flights uh from uh southwest and uh we got 150 flights uh

with JetBlue and Residible delays, and got American Airlines that Delta backing us up here, too, on the tarmac. So I'm just going to be sitting here. Take it easy. Those of you, they're getting a little frustrated with us waiting on the tarmac.

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