Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 65 | The Stones, Phony Water & Too Much Toilet Paper

Episode Date: April 2, 2019

Jeffy takes you to the break room and gives you the news that include Mick Jagger is pausing the tour and a little history about the Rolling Stones. Plus Jeffy sits down with the audience and has THE TALK! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, why is it that I watch a stupid TV show that I like, I know, I told you yesterday, I started watching this better things on FX. And I've been, you know, running through, I'm on the DVR. And I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying the heck out of it. But it happens on other shows, too. It's not just this one. But I'm watching the show last night.

I go home. I'm sitting there. I'm bored. And, you know, I'm tired of looking at the computer screen. So I go in the bedroom, turn on TV. I'll find a show to watch. Oh, I got a better thing. I'll watch that.

End of the show is. Alice Cooper, only women bleed. That's what they're doing. You know, the shows, everybody's ha, ha, ha, the family's together. But the whole family is, you know, driving down the road singing Alice Cooper, only woman.

I cannot get that stupid song out of my head. I've seen Alice Cooper live, I don't know, a couple times in my life. You know, well, we're saying. He's a Michigan boy. You know, I've seen Alice Amund. But I just can't get the song out of my head. So, I mean, it's still there.

I may break, you never know. I might turn around and just say, hey, welcome to chewing the fat. She cries alone at night too often. I mean, I just might go into Alice Cooper. Yeah, that again, maybe not. And now, Jeff Fisher. Welcome to Equal Pay Day.

It's trending in around the world. It's equal pay day. That's why everybody should be paid the same. Equal pay for everyone, no matter what you do. No matter what you do, you should be paid the same. if you're a female and a male doing kind of the same thing you should be paid the same

I'm sorry you should be if you're kind of the kind of the same thing kind of the same thing not the same thing just kind of the same thing okay so let's say you're doing the same job okay but you're doing it with you know less hours different times not the same the man are doing it more

and you know you should still get paid the same so it's clear it's a fact no no it's a fact that's what happened No. Oh yeah. No. Don't say that out loud. I just did. No. That is so wrong, man. So wrong. So very disappointing news. I almost came back to the podcast yesterday. We said goodbye. And I look up on the screen. And they're talking about shutting down the Mexican border, which is all over the place last night and today. And I feel like that's no point in talking about it now because it's everywhere. But I mean, I've been in tears in tears since I left yesterday. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Because I almost came back. I almost told Chris, let's fire up the machines again. We're going down the road. Let's go. Let's fire it back up again because I don't know how we're going to live. If they shut down the Mexican border and we don't have avocados. This is serious business.

I don't know what we're going to do without avocados. If they shut down, and I say they, that bastard Trump, he shuts down the border. And within three weeks, avocados will be gone. What? Yeah, go on. Now, there's still be avocados on the earth. They just won't be coming from Mexico into the U.S., so, right. You're done.

Wait, what? So, hold on. There's more avocados? Oh, yeah. No, there's still going to be avocados on the planet. So why are we said? Because they won't be here in the U.S. from Mexico. Now, I'm guessing.

This is just a thought. Now, I don't know this for a fact, but it's just a thought. We could probably get avocados from someplace else. I thought so. come into the U.S. with those. Don't we have farmers? Can grow avocados here? Look, I thought we did.

And I thought other places around the globe grew avocados that we could put the back. Yeah, California could be one of those. But no. The shelves are going to be bare of avocados if we shut the border down. Get cameras on the line. Now, actually, we do get a lot of, we do there, you know, if they do shut the border down, it will actually create some, struggling.

And who is. But this is way too political for doing the fat. Way too political. But I'm going to push on that. Who is this going to hurt the avocados? Well. Jeffrey, who is this going to hurt? No, that's what I'm saying. It's not just the avocados.

She-Polet is not going to have avocados. It's not just the avocados. You know, it is other fruits. Like blackberries. We get a huge percentage of blackberries in the U.S. from Mexico. I know. Don't dry your eyes. Oh.

We have, we have, there's, This is way too political because, I mean, we have, there's plenty of, there's plenty of, uh, oil and gas that I mean, coming to and fro from Mexico. I mean, there's a lot of train. Why are we buying oil and gas from over there? No, they buy it from us. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, the export, we can import, we can import.

That's not, no, the border will be shut down. No, no, okay. See, now, now, now with these people, why are we shutting down the border? Thank you. But the, I know, I've got this way, I shouldn't even have brought it up. really except to just say it couldn't be without avocados in three weeks. That's where you're at. Thank you.

Thank you. Don't worry about blackberries or bananas and oil and every other kind of fruit thing that we get from Mexico. Because there won't be any avocados in three weeks if we shut the border down. You're going to go into a restaurant? This is how sad it's going to be. Yes, I'd like some guacamole. We don't have any. The border is shut down.

But I just need avocados for my toast. I can't have breakfast anymore. Who eats avocat? All right, we're done. That's ridiculous. There shouldn't be an avocado in this country. Avocado toast. I like some avocado toast.

Get out. This is a... All right. Let's talk about real news. Mick Jagger. Thank you. Mick Jagger. Who?

A Mick? You mean McDonnells? Mick Jagger. I know what Mick is and Jagger. For the Rolling Stones, the rock band. Isn't that a magazine? Yes, the Rolling Stone is a magazine. Yeah.

But the Rolling Stones is banned. Oh, that's pretty cool. Been around for about 150 years. Pretty close. Had to cancel some of their North American tour. He's going to, Mick Jagger 75 now on their, we're not dead yet tour. Oh, no, that was.

Yeah, no kidding. No kidding. Now look, the guy is in great shape, right? Even the doctor said, look, he's in tremendous shape. But everybody... Is he the Trump doctor? Right. He's in the best shape of any person ever.

He really is, though. He looks great. How is he? How is he? 75. And he's still on tour? Oh, yeah. He's coming back around.

Oh, they're touring a bunch. And his wife is like, I don't know, 32 now. Oh, that's a good one. He's got kids that are older. Then his wife? Oh, yeah. Oh, they all do. Yeah, they all do.

The only one that is married, I think, to the same woman is Ron Wood, the drummer. And this is Charlie Watts? Wait, is it Charlie that's married? Now I've got to look. You've got to look up the Rolling Stones. Okay, well, you know. Never mind about Mick and his, his heart disease. Yeah, he's got a stint.

Who doesn't have one of those? Stop it. Well, in this room. If you're not even, if you don't have a stent in your heart, what kind of dink of a person. And there's one room, out of three people there in this room, I bet you two of them already have one. That's what I'm saying. And in this room there's one person in it. Oh, and look, it's 100%.

It's 100%. So, I mean, there's clearly. And Mick, look, they're talking about weeks to recover to go back on. I mean, that's, what they say? We have. I was back, you know, I was sitting up that day. Yeah, but you can't put too much stress. I wasn't going to go on the world tour.

No, you're not going to go on the North American tour. And it's seeing your heart out. Yeah, yeah. Not doing that. But so you got to get the energy back. That, you know, that surgery, no matter what it is, takes some energy out of you no matter who you are. Since you seem to be an expert on this guy.

But let's see, Ron Wood. Is it Ron? I'm going to ask you this question while you search this. I got to find out which one. Is this, you said this is a rock and roll guy? Oh my God. If you don't,

no, no, seriously. I'm not saying to stop talking if you don't know. I'm being serious. This is, this is rock and roll guy, right? Like rock and roll? Yes. Okay. So is this one of the guys like did a lot of blow and hookers?

They all did. Oh, that's pretty cool. He's still alive at 75? Yeah. I mean, he's been the last, I would say the last 12. 20 years, he's been really good. You know, shape-wise, eating, exercise.

Healthy. Yeah. Although, you know, years of doing damage, it does, you know, you're not getting over that. Yeah, of course. Now, the only guy that is still alive that they figured would be dead by now is Keith Richards, the guitar player for Rolling Stones. I mean, he's heroin, cocaine, all of it. Is a band still the same original band?

Yeah. That's pretty cool. They're all, you know, they're all in their 70s. 70s. One of them just had a kid. Like one's got a two-year-old kid, and they've all been married a bunch. Like I said, Jagger's wife is,

I don't know that they're married yet, but his- Wait, hold on, 75 years old, he's not married to his wife? I don't think they're married. They might be married now, because he's, I don't think so,

because he only usually has girlfriends. He was married once. He was married once to Bianca. And she's, the oldest child is from them. And she's like 45 now. And Jerry Hall? were they married though?

Okay. Maybe they are married. I mean, it's easy enough to look up. But, I mean, Mick's had a few girlfriends over the years. I mean, he just, one of his girlfriends just had a kid a couple years ago. He's janking on. That might be the one he's living with now. I don't know.

These guys are all amazing to me. I love him. Come on, they're two on the world. They're 75 years old. They're two in the world worth millions. 75. Look around. Would you see a 75-year-old guy?

and there's, say, two to four and probably more, younger females. And I say younger females in their 20s and 30s, all made up, dressing around, bouncing around behind these old men. Those guys are rock stars. Yeah. The groupies. Yeah. Nobody else doing that.

Yeah. I'm sorry. Stephen Tyler is walking around with his entourage from Aerosmith. Yes. And it's like, Stephen, you're how old are you? You're 97. Bro, calm down. That can't do it.

Not going to do it. And that's why I ask about the hookers and blow because I want to know, like, where do these people fall under the whole rock. Oh, yeah, real bad. Yeah. Yeah, real bad. I mean, Jagger, I mean, Keith Richards, huge junkie for many years. He's over it now. I don't know how long he's been clean.

He's talked about being clean now because he's talked about, eh, I've done it all. Next. I've done it all. I just, you know, I never had a problem with drugs. I had a problem with police. They kept bothering me. And there was a story about him Taking his dad's ashes

And mixing it in with cocaine and snorting it You know What's dad-ass for I guess Is that a normal thing you do with your dad asses Okay So the Rolling Stones have 18 children Between them Wow

How many are they? Three? Four. Four? Okay. Ranging from one month to 48 years old. I'm sorry? One month.

Yeah, they already had babies. Jagger's eldest, 45. He then had Jade 44. That was Bianca's kid. Mick has four kids with ex-partner Jerry Hall. And Jerry is 60 now. She's way over the hill, man. I'm like talking to her on the phone.

His kids from Jerry Hall, 32, 30, 24, and 18. Wow, that's a wide spread right there. He had a love child Was a Brazilian model Who is not having a love child I'm sorry But who is not having a love child And he has a two-year-old son

With his current girlfriend That's the 32 Melanie Hamrick Yeah Melanie she's And Melanie is I mean Is she about to be number eight I think so Okay Yeah I think so

Because I think Mick is like He's already to settle down Are ya At 75 Are ya Come on babe But he So he's got

He's going down for a stent in his heart and they're all just postponing the tour. That's why that's all in the news. These guys are just freaking amazing, man. They just keep plugging along. I mean, you think they're going to live forever. I mean, they've been on their last death tour forever. Every tour of the last 15 years is the end of the stones.

And they just keep pumping them out, man. That's awesome for them. Yes, it is. And I'm guessing they play all the original songs, the hits. Yeah, they're still relevant. I mean, they're still relevant. They're still drawing crowds, still relevant. Have they written anything new?

I want to say I'm not a big stone's listener I'm a fan of them because they're old and they have young wives yes yes and this is a jeffy topic but do you listen to the stones eh a couple songs I really like and the rest of I know this might be a stupid question

but compare this to Bohemian Rhapsody where do they fall and you know we've talked about Bohemian Rhapsody now they're rolling stones and then we talk about Aerosmith and the other one, Elton John. So where did they fall? Stones were in that window. Yeah, they're in that window.

The stones were around. I mean, the stones started early in Beatles time. I mean, they've been stopping and touring and treated like kings on the road forever. No. No. No, British. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I mean, they, when did they start? I mean, they had just, I mean, their first, where's, all right, I got to look up the Rolling Stones' first album. Now I didn't even know that. Please hold, because now I've made this show even longer. Jeff is looking for information about the Rolling Stones and when did it start. It'd be fascinating to have one, you know, someone who's biography, all of them. I mean, if Rolling Stones, singles, Rolling Stone, recorded, 64.

looks like their first album was in 64. So, I mean, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good trip. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. And they're still kings, right? I mean, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, even I that don't listen to music, I know who the Rolling Stones are.

Right. You know, so like, if you're able to go from 1962 to 2019 and you're still relevant and you're still touring at 75, yeah. Now, my next question is, are they in the Rock Hall of Fame? Oh, God, yeah, probably they're probably all in there by themselves and together, yeah. Ron Wood is the one that, I mean, Charlie Watts is the one that was only, he's married to the same woman. He made it through the whole, the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah, he made it through.

He said he had a tough time for a few years in the 80s. In the 80s, he started doing some drugs and some drinking, but, and then it said he'd almost ruined his marriage. He's got one kid. But other than that, he's done it. And there's a famous story about, you know, they've all had. their spats with each other for this long what the other's famous story of him Jagger calling him in the middle of the night drunk

and where's my drummer? And so the story is he got up and shaved and clean because he's Mr. Fashion and he put out his suit and his shoes went downstairs and punched Jagger in the face and told him I'm not, don't ever call me your drummer again. You're my singer and walk back to the hotel room.

Yeah baby. But he never did any of the He never, you know, they went to the mansion, the big, the stones at the Playboy Mansion. The stories are that he went to the game room. He didn't mess with any of the women. He stayed with, you know, he's been married to the same woman forever. Wow, that's good for him. Good for him. On that environment, out of four, and three of them are messing and doing drugs

and being with different women and groupies, well done. Yeah. And you don't have one mess up in the 80s. No, I don't know that he, his mess up was doing some drugs and drinking. Oh, okay. I don't think he had any affairs. I think it was just. No, that's what I mean.

That's what I mean, like during the 80s, the only mess up you had was you drank too much and maybe started doing some blow. Yeah. That's it. Dude, you're a king. I bow down to you. Yeah. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

Yeah. That's really good. I mean, it's boring. I don't even know what I'm talking about. No, Jeff, he's stopping. That is a good boy right there. All right. All right.

This story is not real. I was just going to do the story because I love the story in itself. because I have one of those, you know, the fart bags, which I don't have with me right now. And I love playing with the fart bag. That's so sad. You can't go get it? I mean, I could, but I don't feel like getting up.

Yeah, we started recording. Yeah, we started recording. As you can go get it. It's right there on the shelf. Oh, look at the time. I got to edit this. Just going to go in my room. Sorry, I can't hear you.

The headphones is off. I mean, Mike's on. If you go on my room, you just... See, there's a wall. Can hear you? So this story talks about a guy who has a pretend fart bag in a target story. And I say a pretend.

part bag because all this story is now I'm reading that I finally read the whole story away from the headline all right because the story itself talks about I'll tell you the story and then I'll tell you why it's not real I know it's fake the story is this guy uses his fart bag and does a pretend fart in front

of this lady's face at a target and an old man his her husband is in an electric cart gets pissed and says that wasn't funny and gets up out of the cart and starts punching the guy all right and says that's not freaking funny and the guy and the guy's trying to tell him, hey, it wasn't real.

It was just, you know, it was just playing. And he didn't, he missed with the first punch, so he started attacking him the second time after that, the old man out of the chair. All right, so you think to yourself, you're good. All right. But then the story goes on to talk about how, because of the punches, Target had to call the police.

All right. And the police came, you know, Target's policy to call the police when someone shows force of violence in the store. This is to protect our guests and employees. It was up to the victim, Mr. Vale, to make the decision to press charges or not. He chose not to. Okay, well, first of all, I don't think it is up to the victim.

It's Target store. They could tell, I want them all trespass warranted, and I want them out of here. But this is where you get where it's not. I want two things that ticks me off in this story now. First of all, this Jack Vale. I don't know who he is, Mr. Comedian. But he calls this his own invention, the pooter. Jack.

The fart bag was invented by Ted Webb in Tampa, Florida. many years ago. So maybe you came up with your own little thing that you could call the pooter to get around the fart bag where the fart bag is a Ted Webb invention from Tampa Florida. Thank you.

All right. So whatever it is you got, it ain't the fart bag, the original. You might have the pooter. So they're trying to sell the pooter, okay? And how do I know they're trying to sell the pooter? When the police arrived at the scene, they recognized Jack from his prank videos.

And one of the officers even owned a pooter. Did they? do they stop it they asked they asked if he wanted to press charges against the man for assault Jack said of course not

let's just go home but hey buy my pooter he didn't say that that was me oh no this just in just across the wire oh no do we have I mean we have to let people know

can you hear me now I mean I don't you is that the breaking room This just in across the chewing the fat news desk. Nestle's Perina Petcar Company, voluntarily recalling its Mews branded wet cat food, customers found rubber pieces that are translucent yellow and blue. Oh no. And your cat could choke.

Cats could be choking across America. The effective product is the natural chicken recipe and gravy flavor. sold in three-ounce cans online and a pet specialty stores across the country. If you have the natural chicken recipe and gravy flavor cat food from Perina, whatever you do, you don't want your cat choking and dying. That would just be horrific to have a cat

choke and die. Wouldn't want that at all. Because cats are beautiful. That's the breaking news. Chewing the fat. That's for listening. I know there's a lot of cat people out there. You like your cats.

I get it. I don't understand why, but... Are we playing it out? It means it because I'm digging myself into a bigger cat people hating me whole. We really... I've got no... You know, I've been thinking about...

Speaking of animals, though. I've been thinking about your stupid bear video yesterday. Okay. And, you know, we did the story about the guys killing the hibernating bears. Yes. And they got... They were fined and, you know, went to jail and stuff.

And many people, including our own Chris Cruz, believes that it wasn't enough that happened to them. And, you know, I'm in the shower today. I'm thinking about that. I'm thinking, you know, I don't think it is enough. One, they admitted to, they came back. When they came back, I think they lost their credibility of they're just being hunters out getting bears, right?

They tried to cover their tracks. So they already knew it was wrong. They knew that it was a wrong thing to do. And you know what, it is. I mean, the bears are hibernating. You're going to shoot them? And it's not fair game. I don't even care about the fair game.

I don't even care about the fair game. Do you want to be killed while you were sleeping? Right. Everyone knows that bears hibernate. And you're supposed to, as humans, unless you're out there starving and you want to kill the stupid bear to eat and you need bear meat to cook on your fire to feed you and survive. That's another story. But you don't.

You're just doing it because you want to cut their hide up and go home. and wrap a pillow on your sofa over. This is the bear we caught hibernating two years ago. Ha ha, no, you know what? No. Because for me, that's premeditated. Absolutely. Because even on this, when they come back a few days later,

the guy goes, yeah, over there, I shot from over there so the casing should be over there. Yeah. That's premeditated right there. They all knew. I mean, they knew it was absolutely wrong. So, yes, put them in town square, throw rocks at them, leave them there for months.

Guilty, go out there. Absolutely. Be done with him. Throw the key away. All right. Let's go to the break room. I need a drink anyway. What about the roll of stuff?

Why is Coca-Cola not a sponsor of this podcast? It's all I want to know. I'll give them such great spots. But yet nothing. Never. Okay. That's why I wasn't drinking Coca-Cola today. Huh.

Take that. All right? So did you see it? As well as we're walking to the break. Before I tell you about you needed to subscribe to the podcast. This weekend, they had the big meteor sightings over Florida in some of the southern states. Did you see it? It was set.

I wasn't in Florida. I mean, it was over the south there in Tennessee and Florida, but it was Saturday night, almost into Sunday. Which was, you know, if you still had your lights out from Earth, from Earth hour Saturday night, you're still in the dark and saw them at 11.52 p.m. I know it went across some more states in the south, but they claimed that if it landed, it did land in Florida. You know, if it landed, it landed in Florida. Now, I've seen meteors and stuff in Florida before.

And there were been a couple times when we've all believed in, that we've seen, how should we say, UFOs in Florida? Flying across the skies of Florida? And I'm just saying, I didn't think it was. I'm just saying we've seen lights They come out of nowhere And then they're gone And that's just the way it happens

So if you happen to see it Be fascinated to talk to you about what you saw Other than that I don't care So you need to see This is why I never talk about the UFOs that I see Everybody makes fun Everybody laughs ha ha ha ha ha

Oh were you probed? Yeah Yeah, yeah I was So bad All right. That's why I don't talk about it. That's why I don't talk about it because everybody wants to make,

nobody believes. Nobody believes. You're telling me, I want you to subscribe to chewing a fat with Jeff Fisher, okay? And listen, I'm on my knees now. Wait, you're in your knees? Let me see.

Let me see. I'll get down on my knees, right? Jesus, I can't. Oh, you need a new knee. This knee I can't get down. Just one knee, though. That freaking hurts. But I am on it.

I was telling you, I'm getting back. I think you should get back. I want to understand that Jeffrey goes out of his way to get on his knees to beg for a subscription. I mean, to tell you to subscribe. Thank you. Not begging. Thank you.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Thank you. But since I was down there, we can call it begging. But I need subscribers. What are you doing? Subscribe to the podcast. And we made it. What did we say last week?

We say, when you send it, you go, thinking of you. Right. Okay, so you subscribe. which is great and thank you so much. But then, you know, obviously you want other people to know about it. So there's a couple of ways that you can do that. And one of the ways is to rate and review it. And I know that's a pain and you don't know what to say or what you do.

So you just 20 stars, best podcast ever. And then you're done. You've rated and reviewed it. Because what that does is it ups other people that are able to see it because the rating and review go, oh, and then other people, when they start reviewing podcast, that jumps up. Now, the other thing to do is to share it. You share it with friends, neighbors, people that you hate, whoever, I don't care. Share it and tell them thinking of you, subscribe.

And you send them just a copy of that day's podcast. And it's very simple. You know how when you share something, your email pops up and you type in and send it to and you just type A. And then all the names come up and just mail to me before you go down the list go, I'll send it to you. Click, you're done. I mean, I don't know how much easier I have to make it for you. Yeah. For example, you could be one of the people that says,

Bill Thick, best podcast ever. 20 stars, best podcast ever. We like a Saturday CTF, oh, and more Chris Cruz. We always give you a Saturday. Well, we don't give you a Saturday podcast every time, but this Saturday we give you a great podcast. Last Saturday. Yeah, there was a great.

Dr. Thomas. I tried to give you a podcast on Saturday. some interviews on Saturday just to, you know, get you through the weekend. Yeah, we did the doc and we did Matt Kibby. You know, he was, you know, I go outside these studios here. There's a lot of people just wandering around. They seem like, let me, blah, to stop. Yes.

Come on again. Just talk. Right. And speaking of Saturday show, we got Cajun Consertors saying, tough call on Saturday's vaccination debate, Jeffrey. I'm in the medical field. The libertarian enemy. He says, no one should force you, which we said.

I know. We all need to remember that there is no utopia and life is full of incredible bad anomalies. But. We all have to follow our conscious and honest research. How much time do we give this guy to write? What's not up to debate is Chris Cruz is the man. Oh, hello. And Saturday was the first time Jeffrey heard it was a pleasure from a woman.

What does that mean? He says that on Saturday day, that was the first time you heard, it was a pleasure from a woman. So the same person that said they liked you. Yeah, they said, what's not up to debate is Chris Cruz is the man. He's trying to make some sort of joke that I've never been with a woman before. No, the joke is that you've never pleased a woman. Yes, that's the joke. It's funny.

It's funny stuff. You know how many times I've been married? Now, maybe he's got a point. So, Jeff, you remember that you took a phone call and someone left you a voicemail? Remember that? About the hoo-haz and the wombs? Yes, the two wombs. Yes, the two wombs.

So Stephanie 614 says, I want Jeff-I's... I love Stephanie. Oh, yeah. 6-214. 1-4. 6-14. 6-14. Okay, 6-14.

Yeah. She says, I want Jeffie's phone number. 20 stars, best podcast ever. I'm so jealous. that another listener has Jeffie's phone number, and I don't. I love to be friends with such a wise and highly respected man. Oh, see?

So now, that's a smart woman right there. Stephanie one... 614? 614, yeah. Love Stephanie. 614. Yeah. Love her.

88893393. That is Jeffie's phone number. 888 93393. That's good point. Stephanie. Just leave a message. Just leave a message. That's how people are getting contact.

A lot of times, a lot of times people call and it rings and rings and rings. It just means that someone is leaving a voicemail. Right. And you just have to. Jeffrey is a very, like you said, Stephanie, you said it yourself, Jeffrey is a wise and highly respected man. So when you call 888933 and 93, and it rings and rings, it's because someone's already leaving a voicemail.

So you have to find the right time to call 898933 for the. wise and highly respected man, Jeff Fisher. Wow. Pretty good, actually. I like that. So you can also, I mean, Stephanie 614. Yeah, Stephanie 614. Why do you keep, I mean, I know what it is.

Do you? You keep jumping in like. Actually, Stephanie 614, you can also call, I mean, you can also email us. I know. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. And I was just going to remark that I did get an email. Stephanie 614? No. Oh, no.

Because Stephanie didn't know that she could email chewing the fat. She needs to pay attention because we've been saying that since day one. But I did get an email this weekend because I mentioned Digibouti. Oh. Hold on. I'm holding on. I don't know what I'm. We're sounder driven now on chewing the fat.

You said news about the Djibouti. So do we have news about the Djibouti? Well, I'm just saying that this particular emailer, who I won't name, Although I want to thank him, and I replied, and it's a him, I think. I hope you. Oh, how'd there, yeah. I know. When I talked about listeners disappearing from Digibouti and my idea, my theory of why they're disappearing, I'm right.

I just wanted you to know that I'm right. Now this emailer, though I'm not one of the nine listeners in Digibouti, and I know it's Djibouti, okay, so just get off me. I just like saying Digibouti because there's a giant D at the beginning of the word. No, no, it's not a giant D. It's a capital letter D. This is not a digibutian. The U.S. military has a permanent base there, and there are a fair amount of naval logistics happens at that base.

Your nine listeners went to zero, most likely because their tours of duty were up. That's sad. And they rotated back home. They all went to zero at the same time, likely because they were in the same unit, and they rotated out together. It does. Makes sense. You know, that's my theory that's happened.

So we never had a Digiboutian audience. So what we may have is just that, you know, maybe the Digiboutian audience doesn't have their, you know, there might be a Wi-Fi issue. You know, that's very upsetting from more military people. So you did not follow our rules of sharing. Thank you. You and Digibouti, you know that you're about to leave.

And you always hear us talking about Digibouti. So I don't know, maybe you go and run on a piece of paper. Say, hey, go download, tune the fat with Jeff Fisher. leave your phone with them. Plus, I'm glad that we're listening, you know, that the Chewing the Fat podcast could be downloaded on military bases. Makes me happy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing secret or bad could ever happen. It could happen, though, if you start sneaking around off base, listen. What are you guys doing? We went off base last night. We listened to Chewing the Fat with Digiboutians. Right?

You're in trouble. I don't want to get people in trouble. You know, although I want you to share the podcast. with Digiboutians. Duh. Right? Look at it. That's nine people

that you have access to in the military already. Come on, man. I think, what, if you look at some of the other countries where I'm gaining listeners

from the way it looks, eh? Military's my friend. Because there's a few other countries that I don't think, like the Djiboutians, probably are not aware of chewing the fat.

That's just a guess on my part. And if they're not, that is the military's fault. You should be sharing. Thank you. Now I'm pissed. Don't piss. Don't make me mad.

Do not make me mad over the. I don't want to be mad at the military guys. But if they're going... Need to replace. It's like when you get married, you have kids. You're supposed to, you know, have at least two kids to replace when you and your spouse die. Wait. What?

Yes. If you're in Djibouti, and there's nine of you listen to Djiboutians, you go get fined nine other Digiboutians to listen to the podcast to at least maintain, you know, the same. Yeah. Right. 100% right. Did you know that I know we talked, we're in the break room and we're talking about Digiboutians, but did you know that, you know, we talk about helicopter parents who, you know, are obviously hovering over their parents. But one of the things that I didn't realize is the new, the new name that we have for

the parents who, you know, pay for their kids college and get things out of the way. Snowplow parents. Are you a snowplow parent? Do not become a snowplow parent. Don't do it. In Arkansas lawmakers passed a law against cauliflower rice. Thank you. It's about freaking time.

Food companies may no longer call it rice. Okay. You can call it whatever you want, but it's not cauliflower rice because that has nothing to do with rice. Okay. Rice is making, you know, rice that we had the Puerto Rican news with rice.

We got cauliflower rice in Arkansas. I mean, it's big news on rice, man. And this is kind of exciting news. And I'm, this, this news actually makes me happy to be an American. Americans far outpace the rest of the world in toilet paper usage. The average four-person U.S. household uses more than 100 pounds of it a year. Good. Thank you.

I find the, the, uh, The battle between the most YouTube subscribers, PewDie Pie and T-Series. Fascinating. My son... What they're fighting about? They're fighting over subscribers. Where?

On YouTube. Are you not familiar with the T-Series and PewDie-Pie battle? I do not. Okay, well, PewDie-Pie right now is in... And I feel like you're cursing at me, so can you explain who it is PewDiePie and T-Pain is? T-Series. T-Series. Sorry.

And Pew-Pie-Pie-Pie. They're two separate YouTube channel. Is there a pie involved? Although PewDie Pie is a single entertainer, T-Series is not, which is kind of misleading. I mean, they should separate those. But I would just say that they've been battling back and forth and they've been close. Right now, PewDie Pie is in the lead by 187,000 subscribers. Oh, fascinating.

Now, don't feel too sorry for him when he loses because he went down for a few hours. And he created a video saying it was okay. It was, you know, all that that he lost. He's got 92 million. 500,000, 38. I mean, I'm just going to leave it at 538,000. It's almost 539,000. It will be 539,000 in just a second.

They both have over 92 million subscribers. That hurts. And how many do you have? Well, I don't have a Chewing the Fat YouTube channel. Oh. So it's not a butt fight. I mean, if I had a YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat, And then I'd be in the running.

92 million. That hurts. That hurts. But hey, congratulations. Going back and forth. I mean, I love he gets behind and people post. He took the billboard out of New York. You know, fans took a giant billboard out to subscribe to PewDie Pye when he started

losing. I'm sorry. Where are our fans doing that? Do I have the new board up? That is upsetting. If I'm you, I'll be upset right now. Why isn't there a? a billboard that says subscribe to chewing the fat.

This is upsetting. That was a really good question, Chris Cruz. That's two stories today that you've come on and really made me upset at our listeners. And I don't want to be upset at our listeners. Why are you making me upset at the listeners? Because they're not stepping up the game to the PewDie Pied pie fan base. Come on. I bet you would be longer than PewDie.

What are you doing? What in the world are you doing, listeners? I think you should talk, like, you know how fathers have this moment where they talk to their son? It's about to, you know, I think you need to have that conversation with the audience right now. Look, it's important. I know how tough life could be sometimes. And life isn't always fair. I know that.

Life isn't always fair. But sometimes you just have to buy a billboard to promote somebody's podcast. I don't like it either. I don't like it either. There was one time, I don't even want to tell you that story. Oh, go ahead. No, I'm not going to tell you the story. They need to know.

What I'd like for you to realize is that it doesn't cost that much. I'm not, you know, is just get the billboard, and you can get the rotating ones. Those are cheap. And just put it up, subscribe to chewing the fat podcast available wherever free podcasts are sold. And, you know, let me know where you're doing it. And if I can, I'll send you the logo. If I can't do it anyway without the logo, I don't want you to be sued by the company. And, I mean, I'll okay it if, I'll try to, you know, I'll try to, you know, I'll try to, you know,

I'll try to walk you through it. But sometimes you just have to do that. Now, you can do the big ones in the big cities. You know, Times Square is thank you if you do that, but you don't need to. You can get it. There's other rotating billboards all over the country. They probably, I don't know this for a fact. They may even have a billboard of Digibouty that you could rent.

And I'm guessing, if you get one at Digibouti, that's going to stay there for a, it's not going to take it down. And you get those old ones out on the farms, you know, you drive along the expressway and they've got those old wooden ones up, that'll stay there forever. That's what you like. That's the presence I like.

The rotating ones, they go away. And they pay attention to those and you have to continue to pay for them. But you get one painted on one of those old farm billboards along the expressway, the interstate, the highway, whatever road you want to call it, they're there forever.

Sometimes you just have to do that. I know it's hard. hard. As a parent, I know how hard it is sometimes. Difficult. To do things that you just don't want to do, but you know it's the right thing to do. So you need to do that. And really the best thing to do is once you do that, then you can just take a picture and send it to me on Twitter or Instagram.

On Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. Facebook is Jeff Fisher Radio. And Twitter is at Jeffrey JFR. So that, you know, we share it on social media as well to see where it is and what it looks like. Thank you. Appreciate it. Now go back to your room. This doesn't surprise me.

We've been had. Poland spring. Drinking water in the bottles. Poland spring. And you see the bottles. I mean, do you ever think about it? Like,

I buy the bottled water from Sam's Club, which is what water's mark or members mark. Members mark water. And so I don't know where, you know, they could have the guy out back. up to the hose, just filling up bottles and then wrapping the containers. I don't know what spring it comes from. But Poland Spring is, you know, from Poland Spring.

It's owned by Nestle Waters. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And apparently there's a big lawsuit now going on because it's not from Poland Spring. Oh, no. Poland Spring apparently ran dry 50 years ago. Wait, no one told Poland Springs.

So the company now relies on phony mad-made springs. That's where my, the faucet that my hoses hooked up to, that's my phony mad-made spring. I mean, think of this now. In 2007, though, they sold 400 million in sales. They're a huge, huge company. But fake spring water. You bastards. Plus, I think Poland Spring is that the one, they have the cheap plastic bottles.

Yeah, the Poland ones are the green ones. Yeah. Those are the thin cheap bottles. They got the thin little top. I got to look at the picture again because I think that's the, yeah, they got the little small top on the top. So that should have been a warning? Yes, that's what they were doing. They were telling you.

They were letting you know. Crappy spring water. All right, we're telling you it's Poland Spring, but it's crappy. They were telling you right from the beginning. So you tell me that Fiji water is from Fiji? Yes. Where else do you get those square bottles? I don't know.

Fiji Islands. How are you dumb?