Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep. 65 | Your Listenership is Very Important, Please Hold...

Episode Date: December 18, 2018

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You have one of those days where you've already done two hours, two whole hours, 120 minutes of broadcast time. And they expect more out of you. They're like, they're just, they're like slave drivers around here at the blaze. I do a show with television and radio, and they expect more. I mean, look, so I see this story where between CRTV and the Blaze, with both audiences and the marketplace, all right, the day they came together as the hybrid Blaze Media, all right,

two billion social media views in the first days of existence. They're saying that we can reach 165 million people a month through our on-demand broadcasts. And assorted digital platforms. I guess that would be me. I'm part of the assorted digital platform. Chewing the fat, just the podcast. I'm part of the...

I like that, actually. We are part of the assorted digital platforms. And social media, it says, And of course, social media stuff, which I'm also a part of the assorted social media. So then I read that and I think, oh, well, I've already done two hours, two whole hours. Nope. They expect more out of me. All right.

All right. Let's get this thing going as being part of, you know, this is chewing the fat. Assorted digital platforming. And if you think that people are going to know who he is, because it's, you know, I'm from Texas. I can't go through In-N-Out Burger. Loan him your car. Loan him your car. Seriously, we got this Texas kid working here.

And he's training and he's doing stuff around. And he does a great job for us. No, I mean that. He works really great for us. And I ask him, look, you're here training. You got time. Hoping your butt down to In-and-Out Burger and get us a double-double. and he starts all that sacrilegious.

He's got to be a water burger. I'm from Texas. It's Waterburger. No. I don't care where you're from. You get the best food at the time. And at the time here, the best food is not Waterberg. It's in and out burger, clearly.

If I wanted even better, if I thought that he knew how to get there and back in time, I'd send to Shake Shack in downtown Dallas, because there's a Shakeshack opening up over here pretty soon. Did you see that here in Irving? I mean, close to the studios? Outstanding. That's the one right here in front of the food place, right?

The Food Market Whole Foods? Is that where it's opening? Actually, no, I thought it was opening over by the concert hall. Irving. Toyota Center? Toyota Center, whatever else they call it over there. Music factory. Music factory, yeah.

The Toyota Music Factory, yeah. But it was from the Whole Foods. Great place. Great place. We're both pointing in the opposite directions like you could, just so you know for the podcast, just for your knowledge, I'm pointing this way. He's pointing that way. I just know there's a shake shack in one of those ways, and it's going to be here soon. And that's where I'm going. Okay.

All right, so, a spin the clock, is it a clock? Is it, are we looking at our compass? Because we're either going to go north to south, east to west, or we're going to go west, north, east, south, or we're going to go south, east, northwest. You spin a compass. But do you spin it?

You don't really spin a compass. You just hold it up. You can spin a compass. The old school compass I put my hand over the compass. All right. No, you don't spin a compass. No, you don't.

A compass spins itself. It's looking for the center. Yes, but you can also spin it. I know, but you can spin deep. No, you can't. You don't spit. No, I saw I watched a movie once where a guy took a paper clip and put it on a leaf and

got it, rubbed it really fast, so it built up some fricking. and then put it on the leaf in the water and it floated on the water and then it zeroed itself in it was the leaf compass I know saved his life um oh uh alec Baldwin is in it and um it's the bear the bear one uh where they were they uh he and uh what's his face the big time all terrain sir actor we're going to pause the podcast for a moment here while we find the movie out, okay? Thanks for listening to chewing the fat.

Your listenership is very important to us. Please hold. Please hold. We're looking information out. Your listenership is very important to us. All right. It's called The Edge. The Edge with Alec Baldwin and Sir Anthony Hopkins,

and he's this rich guy, and they get chased by this bear out in the woods. They get in a plane. crash and they get chased by the bear and in the in the the as they're being chased by this bear then they fight back and they beat the bear but then alec decides he's going to kill anthony hopkins because he's having an affair with his wife spoiler alert i haven't seen it's the edges from like a hundred years ago 1997 okay 50 whereas 20 years right get over it you're still watching.

It's worth watching. It's a great movie. Well worth watching. And Alec was pretty good in it. I like Alex's work. I want to say that I love Google because I typed in Bear movie with Alec Baldwin. First one, The Edge. That's because that's the only movie that Alec Baldwin has been in with the bear.

It's not this. It's not like Alec Baldwin has been, all these actors have been in Bear movies. Alec Ball has been in one freaking movie with the bear. you type in Alec and a bear, that's the movie that's coming up. Yes, I like the internet too. So anyway, in that movie, in that movie, Anthony uses his little, his leaf and his safety pin,

or his paperclip. And on the leaf, knows what direction to go. Yeah. And I mean, who else? I mean, who wouldn't do that? when you're lost in the woods after a plane crash and been chased by a bear, right? I mean, of course you'd do that.

It's pretty cool how they got the bear, too. I haven't seen that movie in quite some time. It's fascinating movie. Really, I mean, he's like this guy that knows everything, the rich guy that has all the money and knows everything. And, you know, it's like he's Mr. Jeopardy, knows all the little stuff. and he talks about being lost and in the woods and stuff most people when they get lost in the woods

or in the in the frontier they don't die from natural causes they die of shame and I thought that was that always fascinated me because I was thinking you know that that's probably true probably true

if you get lost out there in the wilderness. At some point you're like, okay, I'm just going to sit here and die. All right, so I guess we'll go back to let's spin something because this was not at this story we wanted to cover. So can we go ahead and spin whatever we're going to spin?

You know what I'll start it because you can't spin a compass. And don't look at me like, you can't die it on a compass because that's where we started. is where we get. I don't have, I have a paper clip, but I don't have a leaf or a river. So. You have a water bottle and paper.

Ooh, where's, okay, well, let's do that then. All right. They're going to spin the compass. I don't want to start there. Okay, that's not fair. It landed there. That is not fair. Pick the first one.

I don't want to. Is it the status story? I don't want to. Start in New York. Oh, I just wanted to. I don't know start on the East Coast. Oh, okay, gotty, gotty, got it. It was facing east, all right?

And since we, you know, we travel clockwise order, we'll go east, south, west, north. Maybe. If I get tired of the stories, we may just stop where we're at. Go back to talking about the edge. All right. Because the way the plane crashed in that. Move on. We get it.

You love the edge. Move on, please. I haven't seen that movie at a long time. I get it. Some people probably never even seen it before. Move on, Jeffie. We get it.

Next. Dateline, New York. Today. A lucky diner says he happened upon a pearl while eating an oyster dish at a New York City restaurant. Rick Antosh out to lunch

with a friend and who doesn't go out for oysters at lunch. Ordered as usual at the Grand Central Oyster Bar. 1475 pan roast, which is probably about as big as a cup in New York, 1475. A stew-like dish that includes six oysters. As he's eating, he feels a small object rolling around in his mouth. And he said for a fraction of a minute there was terror.

It was a tooth. It's a filling. I got news for you. If I'm at a restaurant and I feel something in my mouth, the first thing I think of is not a filling or a tooth. The first thing I'm thinking of is, I don't know, rat bone, rat tooth. Yes. Yeah, in New York, I'm not thinking, oh, my tooth.

Okay. Oh, oh, my filling. No, I'm thinking maybe it's somebody else's. But that's what he said. It was his. Now, he says it turned out to be a pea-side. pearl. So he's having oysters.

Actually had a pearl in it. Now, he hasn't had it appraised yet. Apparently, it could be worth, I don't know. I don't know what it could be. What's a pea-sized pearl worth? I have no idea. No way is it's not worth 10 grand. No way is it worth 10,000 freaking dollars.

A pea-sized pearl? 10 grand? Look it up. We're pausing right now to find out the price of a pea-sized pearl. Please hold. Thanks for listening. Your listenership is so important to us.

Please hold. All right, I picked the phone back up before he finds the pea-sized pearl. I'm just letting you know. There is no way this thing is worth $10.000. Please hold. We're back on hold. We're back on hold because I think he's looking up. Please hold.

Your listenership is very important to us. All right. So this guy finds a pea-sized pearl in his lunch at the oyster bar with his pan roast, 1475 pan roast at the Grand Central Oyster Bar and he finds a pea-sized pearl. Now, he hasn't had it appraised. No way is that worth 10 grand. What's it worth?

So I do have a couple of questions. A pea size, would that be 15 millimeters? No, because if it's 15 millimeters, it could be $2,000. If it's 9 millimeters, it could be $10,000. What? If it's 14 millimeters, it could be $25,000. And if it's 10 to 50... Oh, and a P size.

How big is a P? I don't know how big is a P. Because now it's selling me that if it's from 10 to 15 millimeters, it's $100,000. Yeah, well, it's not that big. Okay. So let's go with between... See, I just want to pause for a second here. Just to give you a little inside baseball.

This is what a producer should do in a... America. Not what one does, but one should do. I know he's training in there, so I want to be able to, we're training them right. What he would do is look up the sizes of how much the pearl is, and then he would look up, hey, what's an average size P? He loves Google, Google, we'll do that for you. So we would know the size of an average size P and know that that may be a little bit smaller than that would be a small size P, and then go back to the pearl sizes for how much it's worth, but he didn't do that. So average P size is one one millimeter. Milliliemer, and you know, millimeter, wow.

I'm sorry, what was that? One millimeter. So this will be between $310,000. Well, anything could be worth between $310,000. There's no way this thing is worth $10,000. Sorry, I'm just not going to have it. A pea size per old. Anyway, I don't care.

I don't buy it. I know you don't buy it. That's not going to be you don't know how much it's not worth. The Edgewater, New Jersey resident says it turned out to be that pee. And so the restaurant's executive chef, I've been here for 28 years. The only second time I've seen this happen. So he's seen it happen another time at the Grand Central Oyster Bar.

And I looked up when I was wondering, oh, what's happened before? It happens a bunch. And people have found like multiple pearls. Like they get a, like he gets this pan roast that has six oils. There's been places where, you know, that group of oysters has each one has pearls in them. Yeah. That's really cool, except when the chef comes out and says, hey, that's the restaurant's pearls. Good luck with that.

The occurrence of natural pearls and oysters isn't really well understood, but it's estimated one in 10,000 oysters have pearls. that's that's pretty that's pretty amazing now this is according to Matthew W. Gray G-R-A-Y an oyster physiologist at the University of Maryland say that one more time he's not a doctor I don't think they don't call him a doctor they just call him an oyster physiologist at the University of Maryland that sounds like a good gig

I'm sure there's not very many people. What are you going to school for? Oysters. I want to be an oyster physologist. An oyster. We got to look. We've got to find out what an oyster fish. Please hold.

Your listenership is very important to us. Please hold. I mean, we really could just stop the podcast and look it up and you'd never know. But I'd rather put you on hold for some stupid reason. Oh my God. Please hold. Your listenership is very important to us And more important to me

Than the people looking up the answer to the question we're looking for But Please hold We'll be right with you Please hold Your listenership is Very important to us He just studies the

Physical body parts of the oysters That's all he does I I'll tell you I believe I could have noodleed that one out myself. Yeah, which makes me think why did you make me search that? Because it took me like 15 minutes.

Congratulations. Congratulations to Rick Antoshu. That is piece-sized pearl in New York with his stew-like pan roast from Grand Central Oyster Bar. I'm a little upset. That's not the same attitude you had when you read this story. earlier during the pre-show, because you don't believe that this was actually found inside the oyster. No, I don't. Actually, I don't.

So you didn't go down that route? No, I didn't because I got mad because I got sidetracked with the physiology guy. Took too long to find out what the hell he does. Obviously, he doesn't do anything. He works at the University of Maryland. He studies, he probably, he probably is a physiologist. And so he studies all kinds of bodies for the University of Maryland. And they just call, well, yeah, we'll send you over to Matthew.

Matthew, what are you? Just call me an oyster. physiologist, I'm fine with that. We study oysters. We study, we study, we study carp, we study goldfish, and we study any kind of body that comes through here. We study algae. We study what they eat, that kind of thing. You know he absolutely has tenure. Oh, this guy's never going to be fired. And he's probably got, I've written three, three books on the, the durability of oyster physiology and how they tend to grow. We believe that they're going to make it through climate change. And how many,

He knows. How many grants he has from the government too? That's where they make their money. That's what I'm saying. How many grants? Oh, it's huge. We should do a grant search on this person.

I bet he does. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely does. And then they'd study oysters because when I was looking up oyster physiology, there were a couple of quick headlines about climate change and oyster survivability. And he absolutely gets that money

all through the University of Maryland. 100%. But I don't think that it's his. actually. This guy probably stole the pearl. He's got a necklace broke at work. He went to grandmas and took the necklace and he's breaking it up in pieces. So he just goes to the restaurant and oh, oh, oh, oh, I've been on something. Oh, look, I got a pearl.

And so you watch this guy like a month from now, he's going to go to another oyster restaurant. And oh, oh, oh, and he's going to find a bigger pearl. And they're going to say, what are the odds? Rick and Tosh, two pearls and two mons. We should start following him around to oyster bars. Except he's getting him the pearls from the necklace. I believe that. That's what's going to happen.

Guaranteed. I mean, are we, let's go north. Let's go north. We've got to get out of east. We've got to get out of the east. And it's more Midwest-North. North Midwest. Because we're going to go to the state of Missouri.

I love the state of Missouri. It's the middle of the country. Heartland. People. America. M.I.Z. University of Missouri. My son went.

My oldest son. University of Missouri. M.I.Z, baby. So there's a few stories that are, they're actually, they're all sad. Why are we doing all? Every one of them is just these sad stories from Missouri. Just sad. Okay, the Missouri poacher.

All right. So this Missouri poacher, he's been ordered his crime, which was bad. I mean, him and his buddy, this is what I'm saying is sad news. Him and his buddy were out trapping. They've lost fishing, hunting, trapping privileges. They paid a combined $51,000 in fines and court costs. And, I mean, they were sentenced to 120 jails in Barton County for a firearms probation violation. They were out shining deer.

They got, the investigation led to 14 Missouri residents facing more than 230 charges in 11 counties. Okay, so what this is, really, is Missouri guys out hunting on property out of season. All right? So they figure, I live, you know, this property, we've been hunting on this property for 300 years. And if I want to shoot a damn deer, I'm going to shoot a damn deer. nobody going to tell me what to do except they will tell you what to do once they catch you. And so they're out shining deer,

I'm sorry, spotlight and deer in the middle of the night. I don't know if you ever been out shining deer. I most definitely have not because it's illegal. But so they're in big time trouble and they got people were mad at them and they've been arrested and fined. But Lawrence County judge, Robert George,

part of his sentence, once a month for his year-long sentence. He has to watch Bambi. Now, I mean, okay, we all know that the Bambi story, right? Is there any, am I doing any spoiler alerts for Bambi? You got on this one. You're good on this one. I mean, are you sure?

I mean, you hollered at me for the edge with the bear. I mean, an animal dies in this movie too. and I know. I know you never seen Bambi. Have you ever seen Bambi? There's not a chance in hell you've seen Bambi. You've not seen Bambi either,

a trainee boy and Chris? And what about Internet girl? Yeah, damn right she has. She better said yes, I'll tell you that. So, Bamp, your homework, should you decide to accept and it's select mission impossible is to view Bambi

and come back with a review this message will to self-destruct in 10 seconds All right Now there's This is very sad That was kind of sad actually

I mean it's funny because of the Bambi But really what they did was sad But you know Like really what they did It talked about them Hunting the deer And then just chopping the head off And leaving the body out

which is, you know, if, just a waste. It's just a hurtful waste. I do, I would have been, I would have felt better about it had they been taking the meat. Because really, I realize, I got it. There's laws and they shouldn't be killed them. But they, they redo how many deer licenses they give out every year due to the population of the deer. So if these guys are out hunting on, I'm sure it was private property, it probably wasn't all theirs. you know, that's how they get the trespassing and all the other charges against these guys.

But if I'm living in, let's say, Missouri, and I'm on a, let's say, four or 500 acres. All right, that's a, you know, small acreage in Missouri for a farm and woodlands and stuff. I'm hunting whatever the hell I want when I want. I'm not letting, oh, it's not deer season. Oh, I'm not going to shoot the deer that I'm low on me. and my freezer on. Of course I am.

But I'm using it, right? I'm not just doing it for the sport of it, and I'm not out in the middle of the night looking to shoot deer at night with the spotlight on them. So, I mean, they deserve what they get. But, I mean, having to watch Bambi, you want to talk about torture?

I don't know that I can take that. I couldn't. It should be like almost every day. Once a month for a year, that seems almost like not enough, to be honest with you. I think the judge was kind of lenient. Now that I'm working it out of my head,

the judge was kind of lenient. I think, yeah, maybe twice a week even. Part of the deal. I mean, you sit your ass down and watch this freaking movie. Now, maybe it loses its punch a little, you know, so maybe that once a month you thinks he's going to get the most punch for his dollar. I don't know. I don't know, man.

So the other, another sad story out of Missouri. This is out of the University of Missouri, too, in Columbia. The graduation, a senior animal science major, Massamio Maltaubano, brought the three-year-old cow. Yes, he was graduating, and he was so happy that he graduated. He wanted to bring his three-year-old cow named Amelia to campus to join him. And who could say no? Look, there's no limit on love, whether it's a human, male, female, or a dairy cow.

He worked with cattle throughout his undergraduate studies at the university, at the university's foremost dairy research center. I know a big fan of milk, I am. Montemagne initially presented the idea and said, hey, you know, I'd really like to, I really want to bring this cow, Amelia, that I'm in love with to my graduation. Right then, he should have said, shut up. Now, I may have put in the in love with. He may not have said that himself, but I'm just reading between the lines.

The operations department eventually approved it. Of course they did. It's the University of Missouri. Imagine the bet. I just wanted to bring my dairy cow. They wouldn't let me. It would be horrible. Now you just get the ha, ha, ha, ha.

The guy brought his dairy cow, but you're not. I don't get any, but everybody's okay with it. Heaven forbid we make, we don't let the kid bring this dairy cow to his graduation. I grew up on a dairy farm, well, I grew up in dairy country. We had a farmhouse out of the country. We didn't actually have the cows. The farm, yes, in Michigan. I mean, our house was at the end of, you know, the dead-ed road with the barns and the chicken coop and the milk house and stuff.

But the actual dairy farmer was the farm next door. I can't sidetrack anymore. Crystal get mad at me. I started talking about my days out on the farm in Tuscola County, Michigan. Just know that I have, I have before been told I couldn't come into the house because I was covered in cow poop. Because we were, you know, busy having cow pie wars out in the dairy fields. Just know that that actually happened. And this other story out of Missouri, I don't know how to do it.

So the only reason I'm doing it is because I have a couple of questions on what happens now. It's so sad. This father felt that he would make life better for his wife if he killed their baby. It's so sad. I mean, it's a six-month-old baby. I know the Safe Haven laws are young, you know, 72 months or 72 hours or, you know, 72 hours or, or whatever. Yeah, it's real little. They're going to be babies. The safe haven laws, you bring the babies in.

They can't ask you anything. They just got to take it. They'll take it and they'll find a place for it. And it's at the fire. There are plenty of places. I mean, most of them recognizable are the firehouses. But there are schools and police departments and churches that will take them these safe haven that are documented from the different states that have their actual safe havens.

You drop a baby off at a church. Somebody's going to take the kid. I'm sorry. It's just going to happen. But there's places for you, for the young babies. But this is a six-month-old baby girl. So sad. And he felt the only way that he could make life better for his wife and himself,

and the family was to kill the baby. I just don't understand it. So he, and he knows it's wrong. He knows it's wrong. In the story it talks about how he, I don't know that I want to go into how he did it. All right, because what I want to talk about, really, just know that it took him three tries

before he went about doing what he thought would kill his baby. It didn't work. He did what he thought would kill his baby, and he walked to the police department. The police rushed to the scene, and the child was still alive. All right? So, and it's a six-month-old baby girl. So sad.

I mean, I'll take the kid right now. Just give me the kid. Really? Just drop me. We'll take it. No questions asked. We'll take. I will have a stipulation that they will, she will never know who her parents were and or any of that.

And that's where my question comes in. All right. So what happens now? All right. So the child, let's say, goes up for adoption or does the mother get it? You know, and let's say, best case scenario, I guess the mother gets it, right? So the mother gets it. And seven years, eight years go by.

A, does the father, is he out of jail by now in seven or eight years? Does he come back? Or is he doomed to, you're never being around your child, go get out, goodbye, have a nice day. from the courts and the family, right? The courts and the wife. And do you ever tell the kid? Do you tell the kid who the father is? Do you tell the kid what happened?

Because at six months, you may know that something horrible happened, I guess, but I just don't see it. No, I don't think so. I don't think the baby will remember anything that happened. I don't think so either. I feel like if it was an accident, You know, let's say, yeah, when you were six months, you rolled into the lake. And, you know, we thought you were dead.

We pulled you out. You were alive. You don't remember it, right? So do you tell the kid? I say yes. You have to tell the kid. I disagree. Really?

Yeah, I don't think you do. You have to say, it's national news. This is a story that is being covered by us here at the blaze. So it already made national headlines. You have to say, you know, everybody in that town knows who you are. you're the baby that your dad try to kill. But you have to say it. I just don't feel like.

I think you just, I think you make things worse by telling the kid. So never on this little girls, she finds out that she almost died. I don't think so. I don't think you do. Because what's the point? What do you gain out of that?

Knowledge. What do you gain out of anything? Knowledge of what happened. Yeah. Who's your father is? Who your father is? Do you want to know your dad didn't want you around? I would, yes.

Because the dad is going to say, I loved you. I didn't know what else to do, right? He's got some kind of, there's a mental break there. No question. I mean, he needs some help. And I wish that he had thought he had a place to go to get that help rather than do this. Right? And we don't know a lot of the backstory of why he doesn't have that support system.

But I just wish, I don't know, I just. I thought I knocked over another Coke there for a second. It was something else. I'm so happy it wasn't a Coke. I don't know. I'll just stop talking about it because it doesn't get just running around in circles. Because I am a believer, like in adoptions, I believe that all the adoptions should be closed. Absolutely.

I hate the fact that these people that, you know, I want to know who my dad is. No, you don't. Didn't want you. Sorry. No, you don't. You don't want to know, and I'm not going to tell you. And you know what? I don't want your dad hunking around here 10 years from now. I'm sorry. If I adopt you, you're my child now. You're my child. I love you. I wanted you in my life. You're in my life. I'm going to take care of you. I'm going to do the best I can for you. I'm going to give you all the support and love that I possibly can without that. I feel that's also a weird relationship between the parent that puts you for adoption and how it's like an open adoption kind of thing. I hate it. I feel that is so weird.

I got into a big fight with a couple people over there. Really? Or something like that. Yeah. That's another side story that I can't tell you on the air right now. A, Chris will be mad at me. B, there might be a couple other humans mad at me too if I tell that story. But just know that because of that belief, I didn't adopt a certain child.

I was like, no, no. I'll take, I'll love it, I'll take care of it, I'll raise it, I'll do whatever I can, but your ties are over. Your ties are done when he comes into my house. Is that too far? All right, we got to lighten this up. I'm sorry, I know I went off the deep end. Ooh, bad analogy.

I'm sorry that I, you know, went kind of dark. I know. I know I did. I'm sorry. But I just had to get it out of my system. And I just, I feel bad for the whole situation all around. So I got to lighten it up a little bit. Right. I mean, it's chewing the fat. Thanks for coming along for the ride. I want you to subscribe, rate, review, share with your friends. And I want to lighten it up a little bit. Sad news today, Penny Marshall died. Who? Don't even start with me. I don't want to spend a lot of time on the death of Penny Marshall. I'm trying to live. I'm trying to live. lighten it up a little bit, but then I looked down and I see Penny Marshall died. And if you don't know who Penny Marshall is, you seriously go back to whatever country you're from. Island, but okay.

It's the same. That's different. It's whatever it is. Penny Marshall, actress, producer, director, directed all these great things. Give me what she directed and produced and acted on. Just so you know Penny Marshall. All right. Let me go to the IMDB page of Penny.

You remember her? Like years ago, she was in Laverna and Shirley. What is Laverne and Shirley? Hot Subbepercorporated. They worked at a beer factory in Milwaukee, Laverna and Shirley, spin off from Happy Days. Back in the...

I don't even know what Happy Days is. We are... You're stop, turn your mic off, stop talking. I can't. I just can't. I don't even want to talk about Penny Marshall anymore because you pissed me off so bad with that.

And also that I'm looking at Penny Marshall. and that rest of peace penny and she did a lot of good work and she really hadn't done anything in the last couple years she was really sick with diabetes and there was the last video of her was a couple years ago and she

really looked that good so it's very sad news though and I liked a lot of her work but Sandra Locke died too Sandra Lock died the first part of November I think and they kept it kind of they didn't know they didn't let

know. And I was like, what? Sandra Locke? Are you kidding me? I swear to God. I know Sandra Bullock. Bullock? I know her. No, Sandra Locke. I got to look her up. She was Clint Eastwood's girl in a bunch of his movies and they were together for a while. Then she got kind of got blackballed because she sued Clint and they got mad at each other and she sued the, she sued the movie studios and the studios were trying to, you know, they wanted to keep Clint happy because she's Clint Eastwood.

And so they eventually ended up paying her off and making her go away with a bunch of money, but it was all, it was, they wouldn't, she wasn't working anymore because she would have, they didn't want it to hurt Clint. Wow, she died in November 3rd and what's saying is. We were just hearing about it. A month later?

She was really sick too. And she had breast and bone cancer. She was really sick. Am I lighting it up yet? No. Am I picking up to, I'm putting a smile? No. I put a smile on your face yet?

Nope, because I don't know who these people are. I swear. These people are, my grandfather used to watch these with me when I was a real little kid. There it is right there. Your grandfather. When I was a real little kid, that's how I know these people. 18 what? Well, yeah, something like that.

Like that. So, I mean, there's that. Not lighted it up yet. But I'm interested on this whole Sandra Locke and Clint Eastwood. I'm interested in because... It's a fascinating story. I'm reading the story a little bit

and this is awesome. I remember... I remember my grandfather talking about the story. You know, so I remember a little bit because Clint East was a huge star and was a huge star back then. See how much? When he was Sandra.

Oh, yeah. Okay. And you know who Clint Eastwood is, right? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Handsome man. Don't even start. Don't.

I just want to know if you know who he is. And if you don't know who Clint Eastwood is, you're fired. I don't think you have that power, but okay. Want to bet? Again, I go. I don't think you have that power, but okay. Want to bet? Okay.

Can you move on and talk about the story? I don't know if I can or not now. Okay. Then cue music. All right, I do have, you know, I've got several stories that will put a great smile on your face. story makes me smile and laugh all in one as I'm scrolling through I think it was Jeff Fisher Radio my Facebook page I don't think it was my Instagram page Jeff Fisher Radio I know it wasn't Twitter at Jeff EMRA it was there's a there's a picture of a guy on the roof of his house

and it says on the roof of his house he's painted welcome to Cleveland all right now and you think okay well that's kind of cute except that he lives by the milwaukee airport that is fantastic he paints the top of his house welcome to cleveland just so people in the airplane flying over landing in milwaukee will freak out talk about trolling that is so good i mean that is so good twitter would have locked him down twitter would have locked him down into ai when she shut him down for fake news and yet it's really funny. All right, so what did you Google this year? No, not everything.

Not everything. Not everything. And I hope that you have learned how to delete your history. Because that's a, trust me, trust me, you need to learn how to do that. Well, you don't have to do that anymore. If you just, if you have a Mac computer and you use Safari, all you have to do is new private window. And nothing is recorded. Okay.

I know that you like to believe that. And I've heard people have gone to jail with, it was supposed to be private. I mean it. Seriously, stop. Because you know it's not private. No, it's not. Safari,

don't sue me because I'm sure it's private. And I know exactly what you're talking about and everything is private. And I love you. And you're my favorite web browser ever. Okay. I mean that. but a lot of other web browsers would tell you that if they're private, then they're not, unlike you. I'm sure I would venture to say that that is not 100% private.

I'm sure they advertise it is, and they probably call me a liar and tell me to shut up and they're 100% private. But I would not bet. Let me change that. I'll change it to me personally. Personally, I would not chance it to believe that. it was 100% private. Because I've just seen too much. You remember when we were told Bitcoin wasn't supposed to be able to be tracked?

And they weren't all of a sudden, now all of a sudden, oh, we can, you know, there is a way. And we figured out a way that we can track and where it came from. And we're going to go ahead and arrest you because you're a drug dealer. I mean, it's, they, things just don't seem to be private that are supposed to be private in today's world. So delete your web browser. Back to what did you Google this year. Number 10. This actually is a story about the most Googled people in 2018.

But they also give you a couple of year in Search 2018. Also revealed the 10 most Googled living people in America. Half our musicians. Two are reality stars. one is a royal and one is a Supreme Court judge now. So, I mean, that's pretty, they also, the search engine has revealed, Google revealed that the country was, England was a World Cup fever, soccer fever.

Most searched for terms, Hurricane Florence, Mac Miller, the sparkly Instagram friendly unicorn, was the most searched for food. Well, while the 1975 Queen hit Bohemian Rhapsody was the most searched for song, of course. And it also revealed that the most searched for podcast was Chewing the Fat with

Jeff Fisher. Wow. I know. That's awesome. I know. I'm excited. Thank you. Is that even Glenn Beck? Correct. No, it's the most searched for a podcast in 2018. Mark Levin. Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. This is fantastic. It says so right on the list. Wow.

Now, it's out of the list. Okay. It's on the list. It's on the list of most searched for things of 2018. Yeah, yeah. It's just way down there. How way down? I mean, I printed a couple extra pages.

How many reams of paper did you go through? Hey, reams. How many papers you get to ream? 500. Two sides is 1,000 then? Okay. I mean, it's down in ways, but it's on the list. Good, good.

That's all I care about. That's all I care about. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. So coming in at number 10. Cardi B. Of course, right?

Most Googled week was the second week of April. Most region, the region that Googled her the most was New York. I love this. They have their book. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I think it's private, though, isn't it? City that Googled her most. Yonkers.

Nobody knows that. I mean, there's impossible because it's private. So number nine, Rick Ross, the rapper, was hospitalized at March after being found unresponsive in his Miami home.

Most Googled week, February 25th or March 3rd, a region that Googled him most, Georgia, and the city that Googled him most is Detroit. Coming in at number eight, Ariana Grande. Oh, yeah, thank you next.

Most Googled week, September, first week of September, a region that Googled her the most, private, city that Googled her most private. What is it? New York and Los Angeles. I figured that California was in there.

Google her the most city. Region was New York, city was Los Angeles. So those are two big ones. And you know where Fort Worth house is up for sale? Did we talk about that? No, we didn't. I didn't know that.

Yeah, Fort Worth. She has a home here in Fort Worth, Texas, the greater DFW Metroplex, and it's for sale. I think you can pick it up for just about 5 mil. Is it worth five million? Maybe. I think you can actually get it for cheaper than that.

I think it was only about a million. It's out by where some people in this building live. Not by my trailer park. I'll tell you that. Number seven. This is actually kind of surprising. Urban Meyer, head coach of Ohio State Buckeyes, who'll be stepping down after the end of this season.

Of course, the state was Ohio, and the city in Ohio, Dublin was the city that Googled him the most. Number six, M&M. Wow. That's pretty amazing. He still gets the most Googled thing. Although he was really trying for a while to be relevant. Really hard. Most Googled week, that first week of September, the region that Googled him most was Michigan.

And the city that Googled him most, of course, was Detroit. That was him. That was Eminem just Googling himself in Detroit. Did Donald Trump mention me? Did Donald Trump mention me? Did Donald Trump mention me? That's all he ever. That's all he wanted for the longest time was Donald Trump to mention him.

And he didn't get it either. Thank you, Donald Trump. You did do something right. You did do something right by not mentioning Eminem because it drove him crazy. He spent that whole first week of September, Googling himself, tried to see if you were talking about him. Yes. Chris in the back room

You have your hand up I do, I do So Arena Grande is selling her home in Fort Worth Did I not just I heard that somewhere Oh I know me Alright you're wrong Is Selena Gomez

That is selling her house in Fort Worth Ah Selina Ariana Same thing One more time Who is it As Selena Ariana same thing Okay I'm just saying

You know The house is being You know sold And it's sold for You know $3.5 million Here And then the Houston Chronicle

covered it was five that it was one and sold right in the middle. I knew it was there. I was in the ballpark. So it's Selena Gomez. Because I kept searching. I kept searching. Ariana Grande is selling home Fort Worth and said Selena Gomez. No, no, no, let's go back. And I go and I'm like, it's Selena Gomez.

Let me tell you this. Let me say this to you, okay? I don't know if you know this or not, but Selena Gomez was sold a house for Ariana Grande earlier this year. So then everybody would think that it was hers, but it was really Ariano's. So that's inside baseball. A lot of people don't know that. By the way, she caught her price by $300,000.

And she got $2.7. This is legit. It's a beautiful house. I go, because I do. That's who it was. I legitimately was thinking it was Ariana. Hey, close enough. Female, singer, young, and hot.

We got it. We're done. Yes. Follow them on Instagram. Shut up. So we got to get the top five most Googled. All right, let's wrap this thing up. Wow.

All right, number five, Chloe Kardashian. We've got to be a Kardashian, right? Remember she had her big rocky relationship when she was pregnant and everything's all happy now. It's all wonderful, so good. She was most Googled the week of April 8th through the 14th. And she was, the region that Googled her the most was Alabama. The city that Googled her, the city that Googled, her most was yonkers.

What? I know. They were looking for Cardi B. Number four, Logan Paul. Oh yeah? Yeah, they were big. The Paul brothers, man.

Oh, yeah. Remember they had the big boxing match? And in the Switzide? I actually spent money on that stupid boxing match. Well, my son would say, I paid for it. Like I said, I spent money. Had to watch a stupid boxing match in England.

I don't remember. But I mean, they made a fortune off that stupid thing. They had to watch. They had like eight, you know, eight different fights or four or five different fights. I had to watch all the rounds. And then, of course, they come out with a tie. I should have to. I should have to.

They have to. They have to come in the tie. I felt used. I felt dirty. I had to shower after I watched that. I felt used. And it wasn't even me that wanted to watch it. But yeah, you still watched it.

I did. I did. Oh, next page. Next page. Could take a while to load the top four of, Most Googled people in 2018. No, it loaded pretty fast. Good.

Oh, we knew that Kavanaugh was coming. Number three. Wow. I mean, whoa. Okay. Coming in at number two. Megan Markle. Oh, yeah.

That's a big win. I know. She was huge, man. Most Googled region was District of Columbia. City that Googled her the most, Washington. That's fascinating. Now, she's still in trouble. You know, her dad just posted not too long ago about what wants to see her.

He tried to get, he wrote a letter or left a message for the queen. Say, could you please, queen get my daughter to talk to me, Queen Elizabeth. Like the queen is worried about him. And the queen delete. What's the, we need the sound effect of erasing a voicemail. Gone. No way does she get that message. I don't think of even reach her footman.

Who knows. It didn't reach her foot, man. They kicked the daughter. The daughter was out front. They wouldn't let her in, right? I want to skin it in my sister. No, move on. And they show her sister in her wheelchair rolling away,

trying to get everybody to feel sad, and her dad just had a heart attack before the wedding. They couldn't come to the wedding. Megan's like, I'm done with you people. And here's the thing, too. I'm done with you. I am part of the royal family now. Goodbye.

There it is. Once you become part of the royal, you're, you're, you're, You're done. No. You cannot do anything else. Listen, I appreciate the trailer you're in. I got it.

But I live in a $500,000, $500,000 square foot up. I know. See the castle behind me? That's where I live now. I know. It's okay, peasant. I got it. I know dad wants to say, she doesn't want to see you.

If she wanted to see you, great. Let's make it happen. I'll meet you out by the gate. I'll say my foot. No, I'm not upset at anybody. I'll meet you out by the gate and then we'll talk a little bit, but I'm not going to open the game. You're not coming in. Let's just meet you out there and talk a little bit.

But the, actually, I think Megan and the boy have moved out of the castle now, right? They're living in one of the... They get a district for themselves. Yeah, they get like a whole freaking region. region. I guess I do can remember what it was called now, but you know how the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their own areas.

So they, they've sent, they've sent, Megan, he's got their own little area out there, taking care of it for the, for the castle. But,

so now she just, she doesn't even have to worry about the queen now and, right? She just goes to the gate and says, you know, thanks for coming. Sorry, you're in a wheelchair.

Sorry, dead had a heart attack. Leave. And the footmuntar, They're gone, man. Get out. And number one. Here we go.

Number one. Man, it would be so cool to be. I mean, I hate the royal family. Not hate, but I mean, we left England, right? America. We're America. We don't believe in that. You're not ruling us, queen.

Shut up. Yeah, stop it. Your son is stupid. Already had the, he had a beautiful wife and went with horse face. Thank you. You refused to give up the crown because you know your son is stupid. You know he is. Absolutely, Jeffie.

Absolutely. She's a hundred and she should be, she should be sitting back relaxing. No. Why? She doesn't relieve. She doesn't want him king. Nobody else does either. No, Charles.

No. You can fly around and be prince and pretend that global warming is really going to affect everyone. But that's all you get. And then you've already had one wife killed and you're with horse face now. you know that you've been with forever that I didn't want you a part of in the beginning. So that's where we're at. And I really don't know that he actually had had the wife killed, but I'm just guessing. And it's just, he's not becoming queen or king.

So she's refused to, she did no way. And the husband now is just giving up everything, right? He's done. He's old and he, and he is a really old man. But I'm just saying that he actually is going to, he's done. He's done pretending to be. the suit and the ground and the thing he's like oh no go ahead you guys go ahead i'm back here right i'm going to drink a little brandy back here in the garden i mean that's that's where

that's where hubby's at and so if megan doesn't want to see dad and sister i mean she's done right and she gets to she gets to rub shoulders with the world elites she sees some of the hot Hollywood friends she made around the globe from time to time. And she's considered part of the royal family. And we're done. And she doesn't want, I love you, dad, but. No. Leave the queen alone, too.

Stop bugging the queen. And the queen might just send one hurt. And Megan's dad, dad. Don't bring that up again. Number one, most Googled. Oh, you haven't gotten that one? Yeah. After work.

Maybe I, did I say Debbie Levato? That she's number one. Debbie Levato. Is it because her attempted suicide? Probably. Yeah, she felt bad. Yeah, probably. Let's see.

She was, let's see, had a rocky 2018, according to this article. On June 21st, she released a single sober. Yeah. And then she came out that she was still doing drugs. And what she seemed to address the fact that she'd returned to substance. Yep.

It was after six years of sobriety. Just over a month. She was rushed to the hospital after taking an overdose of oxycodone laced with fentanyl. Okay, that's not the oxycodone fault. No, thank you. I almost took a side trip and Chris would have got mad at me there, so I'm not going to do that. Insert, here. Because we've talked about that.

Actually, no, no, no what? I won't get mad. Please, because this is something that really, I learned that day when you talked about the situation when you overdose and that kind of cocktail. Please elaborate on that. I'm not your monkey. Sometimes you're a little wind-up toy monkey that you can just read. I'm playing the hits now, Chris.

What do you want to hear? No, we're not doing that. Sorry. After months in rehab facility, she posted it on Instagram in November. I'm so grateful to be home in time to vote. Are you? I'm grateful to. I was just grateful to, Demi.

That's no problem. Region that Googled her the most. New Jersey. Oh, city that Googled her the most. Yonkers. I wonder where she got her cocktail from. I wonder where you buy a cocktail like oxycodone and fentanyl. I don't know.

I'm thinking maybe Jersey. Who's Googling her the most? She going to say something? She going to say something? She going to say something? Yeah. She going to say something? She doesn't say something.

She hasn't said anything. Good. We're good. The boss man in Yonkers is like, she better not freaking say anything. I'll shoot them all. That'll be it. If the boss man in Yonkers finds out she says something.