Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep. 67 | Bear Feet Odor | Guest: Vicki Barbolak

Episode Date: December 20, 2018

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All right, this is amazing. We've got to talk about this today. I mean, I say, no. So remember a while ago when I told you the armored truck was blowing cash out in New Jersey all over the road and people were stopping and picking up the cash and dashing it? Okay, so 200,000 of it is still missing on the highway. Now, the police in East Rutherford say anyone turning in the money won't be prosecuted. but that anyone's seen on surveillance video taking the money who doesn't turn it in could be arrested.

Find me. Find me. About 188,000 is still outstanding and they're still looking for it. Remember they didn't tell us up front. More than 500,000 spilled out of the truck. That's a lot of money. Now, more than 100,000 has been returned in the days since. including one person who brought in 90,000.

What? No. I'm sorry. Find me. Find me. Yes, we believe that's you on video picking up cash from the Brinks truck blow away? Yeah, no. It's not me.

Sorry. Sure looks like your fat body there. Oh, you know what? Maybe it is. Here's the money. If they find you, give them the money back. But they've got, I say give East Rutherford 30 days. If they have not knocked on your door in 30 days, that money is yours.

Welcome to it. This is Chewing the Fat, and you knew that already. That's why you're here is Chewing the Fat with me. Jeff Fisher, thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. If you are not a subscriber, please subscribe. And then I know you're in a hurry, but go ahead and rate and review it as long as you're going to hit the subscribe button. just rate it 20 stars, review it best podcast ever, and then you can move on and listen to the podcast

and move on with your life. Thank you. And then, you know, when you think of it, you can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA. You can, you know, like me on Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and follow me on Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. And then, I mean, then you're completely good. You and I have no problems then.

Well, you just do those little steps, and we're good. So, you know, I missed yesterday because of a dentist appointment. And I'm telling you, I still, the whole side of my left side of my mouth is still, like, I've bitten my tongue about three times today. And I know that, thank you. Is that bite your tongue? It's just that simple too, isn't it? So, I don't know what she did, but I mean, this thing is still sore and it's still kind of numb.

I think she uses like an entire, this entire bottle with a syringe that numb is my, my face because the last time it happened the same thing. And I guess I'm not complaining because, you know, I don't want to be able to feel, feel the drill and the screwdrivers and the picks and axes that they go in with. But, man, it takes a while to come back, that bad boy. I mean, it was, I could barely eat last night. I mean, don't get me wrong. I did.

I didn't know mistake. I did, but I could barely get, I could barely eat. and drinking, you know, you start drinking something and it slowly slides out the one side of your mouth. I know, it's embarrassing. All right, so today, Harvey Weinstein went before the court, and he, you know, was going in front of the court for a sexual assault case. And he was trying to fight with some misconduct claims. And a judge, James Burke, issued the findings. He had no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's no merit to any misconduct claims. We can move on with the case. We're moving on. So now his attorney, he remains confident. Of course, that's his job. But he remains confident that Harvey's going to be completely exonerated. Good luck.

God bless. Good luck, God bless. I'd like to say that some, you know, I believe that he's going to be exonerated with some of it. We saw that one film that that girl made that she claimed that, you know, Harvey was putting his hand up her dress and everything. That whole video proved nothing to me, except that the lady wanted Harvey to sign the deal to purchase the product she was selling,

and it was okay. She was okay with him putting his hand up her skirt as long as he was going to sign that deal. And, you know, it says, oh, that's a little high. Ha, ha, ha, ha. But she wasn't telling him no, and she wasn't telling him to stop. and when she said, oh, that's a little high, he pulled his hand back. So, I know, no, look at me like that. Like, I'm supposed, you know, they, okay, put his hand up his skirt.

She should have said no right then then, as soon as he did it. But she wanted the sale. So she was getting something out of the deal too, hashtag me too. That makes a whole new meaning to hashtag me too. Everybody takes a little piece of the pie. So just, you can write. your own jokes. This story's kind of fascinating.

I was reading through it today. It's kind of like bears and animals, Game of Thrones. For the past several years, people have been spotting strange bears in the Arctic. And then in 2010, an Inuit man, is it Inuit? I-N-U-I-T? Inuit man? I-N-U-I-T. Inuit, right?

Make sure I'm pronouncing that, right? The Inuit people are not from Puerto Rico, so don't just tell me yes and then have me pronouncing it wrong. So let's see what the computer says. Then get back to me. Thank you. So an Inuit man came across one of these wild creatures,

and they were intrigued. A particular bear was the offspring of a polar bear and something else. Soon enough, people were blaming climate change, stop it. Even the scientists were like, hmm, no. So they traced the hybrids back,

and it's way back. Now, it started, you know, they started way back up in the northern territories of Canada. And then it was up to David Caputana, an Inuit man, who lives on a Victoria Island, which is...

Inuit. Inuit. That was right. Inuit. Thank you. And so were you. They could, don't look. What's that attitude for?

Because you didn't believe me, Jeffrey. You thought it was just ignoring you. It wasn't that I didn't believe you. I just wanted to be sure. I thought that sounded pretty good, actually. It wasn't that I didn't believe you, baby. I just wanted to be sure. Okay, okay.

All right. So they found this bear that was blonde with dark paws and dark eyes. And it certainly wasn't a polar bear, something a little stranger. and they ran after it, chased it. They thought it was a grizzly bear, but he'd never caught one before. So it was, you know, they weren't sure where it was after it tore up a couple of small cottages. And then he'd never seen a bear act like that before as it was ransacking cabins and stuff at one point. So he shot and killed it.

Man do I hate it in what humans. So the officer looked at it and realized that it wasn't a polar bear or a grizzly bear. Now they needed to find out what kind it was, right? So they do these studies and they look back at the hybrids. And because, you know, some zoos in Russia, Israel, Germany, and other European countries keep different species of animals in the same enclosure. And sometimes that results in hybrid babies. You like to call that hybrid babies.

That just results in the animals doing each other because that's the only thing they've got. Like Ligers. Come on. So then they found tips and taps. Parrots had been kept in the same enclosure. Now, tips and taps. Now, the government officer believed that the bear was a hybrid, one of these kind of animals. So they sent the DNA a way to be tested.

What they found was that years before the officer found this strange animal, around 20 had been born in captivity. Two of these animals were born in 2004. in a zoo in Germany, and they were called tips and taps. All right. So now, it's so funny to see what happens with these hybrid animals. They're called, these particular things are called Pizzily bears. I don't, I don't. Now, usually polar bears don't mate with other species, though they can spend, you know, days courting each other.

So it wouldn't be a fluke. And, you know, there was a time when, you know, the one bear kind of fell in love with the grizzly bear. And she didn't care. The polar bear was like, that's my man. That's my boy. The grizzly bear. I know I'm a polar bear, and our parents don't like each other. other but he's with I'm going with my boy and so uh and so they they got together so

the bear's mother had been half polar half grizzly and its father was full grizzly so this bear was 75% grisly 25% polar bear now these are the ones that are called pizly bear's grower bears grower Now, these bears are rare and almost never seen in the wild, but this evidence they have on their own for their babies. Now, they were puzzled because the grizzlies and polar bears mating. You know, they really don't do that. But they traced back one of the wild Pizzley bears to one female polar bear, bear 10960. They did extensive DNA and genetic testing to figure this out. So it actually wasn't the polar bears and the grizzlies were mating more often.

The scale is actually a lot smaller than people thought. The female polar bear mated with two. This is where we get into Game of Thrones. The female polar bear mated with two separate grizzly bears. She'd even mated with one of them twice years apart. From this, she's had a total of three litters, which are normally as small as one. one to three cubs with twins and most common, with twins being the most common.

So why did she mate with the two grizzly bears? A little business. She liked them both. She couldn't decide. You relaxed. One grizzly bear was like, hey, you know what? I'm busy this year. I'm not showing up.

Now, so it's unclear why Bear 10960. Maided with these grizzlies. Now, you know, and they can. you can guess what they Maybe the polar bears are ready to mate They didn't have an hour They didn't know each other They didn't know what to do

And now they just found the tracks Maybe they just found the tracks And follow them Did you know that when bears are mating Like when the female polar bears are ready to mate Their feet give off a strong scent So they walk around Leaving Smelly tracks

And the males are like oh yeah Found me some smelly polar bear feet Give me some business. It says it right in the story. I'm just reading the story. So it said right, oh yeah. Smelly pulled a bear feet. Oh, but so maybe bear 10960.

Just as an unusual preference to grizzly bales, which seems more likely. All right. Now, this is where we get into Game of Thrones and the Pizzley bear story goes awry. because they found all the hybrids were part of one family. It turned out the family from Bear 10960. Passed her preference to men to her hybrid daughter

because the daughter made it with the same two grizzly bears her mom did. She made it with her father and her stepfather. So the bear that the officer found in 2010 was the grandchild of Bear, 10960. Now, they're, they still, it could be climate change. Stop it. It's not climate change. It's not climate change.

Climate change, it's not getting warmer, so hey, we've just got to mate with something. I mean, she may have been thinking, I'm going to, you know, I'm going to leave some smelly feet steps here for whatever bear wants to follow me. But I don't think they didn't do with climate change, unless she was having hot flashes. then we're talking about climate change. Speaking of Pizzley bears and climate change, I was just reading this, I was looking at this headline from PETA

and you know, PETA and myself, we love each other, we go way back. But this headline, five times you probably ate animal rectums and didn't know it. I know, right? I know. I mean, how can you see that headline

and not read on? You can't. There's a pretty, a good chance that you've eaten foods made from animal rectums recently. Rectum. Damn near killed them. You might have been eating one. You might be eating one right now.

I don't know. See, this is why you don't want to know what's in a hot dog. You don't want to know what's in a sausage. You just don't. You just don't want to know, right? But some of the trade lists, the international trade lists rectum as an acceptable, edible meat

co-product. I mean, that's what it says. This is a pita story. It's not me. Now, food and agriculture organization of the United Nations explains the process behind processed meat products, like hot dogs and

B-O-L-O-G-N-A. Remember that commercial? No, you do not. There's no way. Don't shake your head, yes. You do not remember the ossexuals. Oh, no, this is a different one, though. This is why, uh, this is why I love to say a B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Yeah, that's a, I said it was Oscar Meyer, but Oscar Meyer weiner, if I were an Oscar Meyer, we know, I would be, and I would be, but the baloney one is, uh, that's where everybody learned how to spell balogna. That was the commercial now. Please hold. Your listenership is very important to us. We appreciate your listenership so much. We're looking for the B-O-L-O-G-N-A song.

One moment, please. Please hold. Yeah. Oscar Meyer. It's M-A-Y-E-R. Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-G-N-A. Thank you. Oscar Meyer, the first name and...

That was great, kids. Shut up. Get off the rock. He was sitting on a rock, one? Yes. I remember the stupid commercial now. So, anyway, the raw meat materials used for pre-cooked, cooked products. So these are pre-cooked, cooked products.

Our lower-grade muscle trimmings, fatty tissues, head meat, animal feet, animal skin, blood, liver, and other edible slaughter byproducts. How hungry are you now? How hungry are you now? Now these body parts usually come from pigs, turkeys, and chickens after the bigger cuts of meat have been removed and also include connective tissue, tails, organs, and quite possible. erectile tissue. I know. I'll stop soon, but there was another,

when I first read the story, there was another thing that they called this that I thought was fascinating. It's kind of like meat sludge. That's not what they called. What did they call? Oh, no, no, natural casings,

natural casings, yes. Those all come from the batter, oh, wait. 50% of sausages are made from meat batter mixes. No. I know they're small and large intestines. I got that. Sheep goops and pigs.

But they use for sausages, Frankfurters, hot dogs, barbecue sausages, salamis and more. Got that? And then they've got to process it all. Ooh. But they call it something else. The popular NPR.

show this American Life reported following a revealing conversation with the meat processing plant manager first exposed that Kalamari served in restaurants could actually be pig rectum oh no stop it no but what they really what they really call is uh the pictures of edible slaughter byproducts and meat batter. Okay, I'll stop now. I'll stop now. But I cannot believe that I do not believe. I will have to have that proven to me that there's no way that, uh, calumari.

I refuse to believe that I've been eating pig rectum. I just, I refuse it. I don't buy it. I'm just saying. I mean, I am moving out. I'm stopping, okay? I'm stopping, but just saying it's impossible. Now, I know that I got this story because Stu had tweeted,

saying that he was on the right side of history or something. I don't know what he was yapping about because of this story. And I said, you know, cooked right with a little Heinz ketchup, you're fine. but I saw as we were talking about this story I saw Stu sent an email to me

and what did he send me? He sent me a story and it was titled from my tweet Patrick Mahomes officially has a ketchup sponsor Patrick Mahon puts ketchup on food

that does not deserve the treatment Patrick Mahones has an endorsement deal with Hunts ketchup. Boo! Heinz, what are you doing? That means that when you go see the Kansas City Chiefs, they're going to have Hunts ketchup at Kansas City. Boo. Boo.

I got to sneak in Heinz ketchup if I go to Kansas City, Missouri to see the chiefs. I'm not going to be doing that. But that means that that's what ketchup is going to be sold at what was that stupid stadium that the Kansas City Chiefs play in. My son played in it several times for bowl games and championship games in Kansas City, the Chief Stadium. Oh yeah, Arrowhead Stadium. So Arrowhead Stadium is going to be nothing but Hunts.

Boo. If I was a Heinz catch-up police officer, I'd shut that place down. I had a list. Oh, we should find my list of the stadiums that serve, that are bad, ranked bad, because of, well, issues with food making and processing and rats and everything else. I bet you arrowhead is top of the list. We're finding that right now. All right, here it is.

So they issued health reports for these stadium. What's lurking in your stadium food? 16,900 total routine inspections, 111, 111 North American venues. 73 had as good or better rates than community. Nine had worse rates than community. 28% had high-level violations at half or more of the outlets inspected. I bet here it is one of those. We're going to find out right now.

The highest violation rates, spectrum center, 92%. The Palace of Auburn Hills, 86.11%. American Airlines Center Ooh, that one's here And where I live, where I have been to 83%. Over 83%. Wow.

Types of violations. Temperature, employee related issue, pests and bugs, poor condition of food, equipment failure, a problem. Other. You know what other is, don't you? All right, so enter venue.

Aerohead. Arrowhead Stadium. Let me have what you got. Let me see what you got. High level violations per inspection, Kansas City, Missouri. Built in 1972, capacity 76,000. Open boxes of raw chicken sat above guacamole and cooler. Inspectors found dead bugs between coolers.

October 11th. I know dead bugs behind coolers is normal. I know. I'm just saying what they reported. Don't tell me to shut up. I'm just telling you what the inspectors wrote down. They also, let's see, pizza was tossed out after inspectors found baking pans sitting on top of the pizza. Pizza and sauces at improper temperatures, water dripping on the pizza in the cooler during inspection.

Come on now. They're just being way over picky. That's not bad, actually. There's no, they're not talking about it. I mean, the open boxes of raw chicken above the guacamole, maybe, maybe. but it also says here what else here? What was there rating? Does it give me a rating?

Oh, Arrowhood 46.15% high level. High level, huh? No, that's not bad, except that one of the inspectors wrote down here also found Hunt's ketchup rotting on the shelf with the tops open. You shouldn't be trying to do that. Stop lying. No, I didn't say that.

I would just put that in there. But I just had to read between the lines. All right. So yesterday, Chris, I had to have my, you know, you remember, I had the dentist and it was so much fun. But also yesterday, Vicki Barbolech was in the building. And Chris did a quick interview with her. And I was really disappointed that I didn't get to, you know, that I didn't get to talk to her. Well, Glenn sees her in the building yesterday.

And, of course, you know, Mr. Bigshot wants my. interviews for his radio show okay mr i've got millions of listeners and you don't fat man uh but uh so she was able to come back and she came back into doing an interview on glens radio show this morning and if you missed it just listen to my podcast you don't need anything else uh or you can you know you can listen to his podcast too whatever uh but since she was in the building i had a chance to talk to her myself. Ha! So trailer nasty yourself sat down with me. All right, so yesterday, Chris Cruz took over the helm to talk to Vicki Barbarlock,

and I was really angry, really, mad, upset. And then, of course, Mr. Glenn Beck, he sees her in the building, and he has to talk to her. But that made her come back into the building today. So I get to steal her for a few more minutes. I'm so happy about that. I'm just doing great. It's great to be here in Texas.

You know, I noticed yesterday while talking to Chris that you thought you knew me from somewhere. I did. I got a little nervous on that. Did you, were you worried that maybe you have a little kid in Oceanside walking around? It wouldn't surprise me. Yeah. There were a number of years there that you could tell me that was my kid. And I'd go, okay.

All right. I wondered where her nice speaking voice came from. No, yeah. So, you just looked really, really. familiar to me and I wonder did you do stand-up before and I would have seen you in L.A.? No. You may have seen me in L.A. I mean, I've been out there a few times, but not.

Maybe I just saw you then, because I saw your face and I'm like, I remember the last time I was out in L.A. We drove by a couple of trailer parks, so it's possible? That could have been it. Possible. Were you thinking possibly of purchasing? I was thinking, no, I was actually driving by going,

thank God. Not living there. It's so funny that you'd feel that way. I just find trailer parks. So romantic. I love him. I did almost move into one at one point. Did you really? I did. What happened? It just wasn't right. It was just wasn't right. At the time, it just wasn't right. But I mean, I have a friend that lives in a castle with two trailers. He's got two trailers. He's got an older one and a less older one. And then he's got a screen porch in between them. Oh my God. He lives like a king in that thing. There's chickens. And there's, I can imagine. He lives like a king in this place. You know what? If you love trailers, you love trailers. There's something about it. Like, It's just, it's not like you, I go to it because I can't live anywhere else, though I can't.

But I mean, I don't know if I had to be happy or I just wanted to be happy, but I love like living slightly off the ground. You know, not a fan of drywall. And, you know, we feel so safe. We don't lock our doors. I mean, we just, our trailer parks, the communities are just, I mean. Well, now you live in a, you live inside the trailer park. Yeah. Outside the ghetto.

Right. I heard you're talking to glad you're outside of the hill now. So you feel safer. Trailer parks have hierarchies. Most of them do. There are certain parts that are better. Some of them are the inner circle than the outer circle. Right.

We used to live down in the ghetto near the laundry. Okay. We were in, you know, we were the, people would say, oh, do they reduce your rent to have so much traffic in the backspat? And I'm like, you should pay $50 a month last to live in that crappy spot. That's actually a good point, though. I took it like a man. But when I, now that I am on top and I, and I look down, literally,

aren't people that are walking their pets and things. Yes. I can't help but giving them. that kind of regal sneer. I can't help myself. Of course not. And I can't speak to anyone in the park, you know,

the lower part of the park anymore. I miss them. Do you look at them when you drive by? Yeah, I just, in trailer parks, you have to do a trailer wave. It's like in Midwestern towns we have to hold the steering wheel

with two hands and then give that slight wave with your upper fingers. Yeah. Otherwise, people think there's something wrong. Yeah, there's a problem. They come over to ask, are you okay.

You didn't wave. You don't want people to talk to you. So I still can wave at everyone. I just don't have to speak and really can't speak to the people in the old. section of the ghetto. That's a trailer park law.

So what is the, what is the trailer park wave? The trailer park wave is just the same as the Midwest one just with the little fingers up? Little fingers up. Okay. Two hands on the steering up. You don't give them any of like the parade waves,

maybe like the light bulb or anything like that. You get a thumbs up if you heard they're out of rehab or something like that. You know, something big happens. You're for them. Yeah. Good job. Good job.

You know, that's pretty much. I'm all for you. Yeah. Heard the good news. Come by for a drink. That makes them happy. No, they can't do that, though. I mean, right?

I mean, that's a problem. Well. Of course they can. Yes. All right. So you have, you have trailer nasty tour. You've got your trailer nasty podcast. You've got, America's got talent.

I mean, what are you pulling down now to move up into the, up into the regal spot of trailer on a ridge? You know, it's, I'm just, I'm just saying. I'm the same person I always was. I mean, and I still can't afford, you know, to do what you did yesterday to go to the dentist. But, I mean, it's, I'm just having a great time traveling all. around meeting the people that, you know, that show America's Got Talent, such a huge reach. So all these people, like, contact me social media. Now I get to, like, meet so many of these people.

And it's just people are come out to the shows dressed in leopard. And, you know, it's just. I know, if I didn't, I didn't wear my leopard. I apologize. I wore my plaid, though. I wore my plaid. I'll get. The plaid.

Oh, I don't know who let I put on to. Hey, she da. Nice. All right. So, and now we have, I was listening to, uh, I was listening to, uh, I was listening to you talk to Glenn and I listened to a couple of your podcasts and I apologize for what I joked around about having an idea for your podcast and so many people that I know had been listening to your podcast and I love the idea of your podcast genius and I hadn't listened to it so the last

couple nights I've been listening to it and I realized that really my idea you kind of do but not really you know you have the I noticed that you talked to your uh on your first episode You talk to your energy healer? Yeah. Do you still drag the energy healer around with you? I still have my energy healer. Yeah. Chakras and focus.

No, it's not like that. It's weirder than that. I mean, it's so weird. Shake off with the bad thing. I think mostly what she does is she tells me that I'm okay. You're worth it. Pretty much. You're worth of God.

That's what she did. So she, honestly, that's all she does. She goes, you look really thin today. You look very thin today. thin today. No, I don't. Yes, you do. There's no space between your teeth. Your hair is practically straight. It's, you're beautiful. You're beautiful. I don't care what they say. I don't care what they say. It's about what you think. That's what happens. It's just a bunch of crap, but it makes you feel better. It makes me feel better. It makes me feel that I can do these things. Right. Of course. So, but she was on the,

what you called the trailer nasty hotline. Yeah, yeah. So is that just that? Is that just a, it? Is that just to speak her phone in the trailer? Absolutely. We called her and she was in probably Hawaii. Right. Which I thought was, which was great because I was thinking, well,

if it's all about my original thought because I hadn't listened was all, what I was told was that it was just all about the characters in the park, right? Which is a genius. I love it. I love it.

That was a fantastic idea and, you know, it sounds wonderful. But I was thinking, well, then how does she do, if she wanted to do interviews, I mean, she needs a pay phone. Yeah.

Right? And so that the pay phone would ring and you'd pick it up and you'd talk, that'd be your guest. Oh, that's hilarious. That's so funny. I mean, I'm saying that it's, you know, it's funnier than your little hotline thing. Yeah, I love that. A pay phone. But just the pay phone at the park would be ringing.

That's so funny. You'd go, oh, the pay phone's ringing. Oh, my God. That would be beautiful. I love that. Thank you. You're welcome. Can you guys loan me a pay?

I'm sure there's a pay phone in this studio. You have everything here. We used to have one around here somewhere, actually. Oh, my God. I bet. I don't know where. I don't know where. I always wanted one in one of the actual.

We've had, the one that we have isn't a, the one that's been here before isn't the pay phone. With booth and everything. The superman booth. Right, right. It's just one of the stands. Yeah. But I always wanted one in the box.

Oh, yeah. Those are so cool. You know, in a lot of hotels lately I've been noticing traveling around. They have a bank of like pay phones on the wall. And but they're not, but they're actually they're just, they're not, they're just places for you to go in and be quiet. it on your cell phone. They were like, but they're like the Superman boxes all lined up.

And it's so neat. You can go and shut the box, talk to somebody. Where are you staying? I mean, the, the, the, you're staying at hotels because the motels I stay at do not have those missing. A couple of people have put me up in the nicer places. I haven't changed at all. I know.

And then I have to Cinderella back to my trailer after being at the Aria suite. It's so funny. My, they pick me up at a limo at my trailer park to bring me to this event in Las Vegas. I'm like, really? It was, everybody in my trailer park came outside To watch the limo go by Go by and come back and leave It was so funny

Oh, look at the bitch up on the hill That's it Who does she think she is? She is just too old to be carrying on like that So funny Because you know they all I mean I'm sure they were taking

Snapping pictures With the old It was fun And we filmed a lot of the episodes of America's Got Talent In the trailer park So that was really fun Oh, some of the backstores and stuff.

Yeah, and so we all had a ball. And the trailer park people really, you know, now realtors advertise in our, if you're selling a trailer in our park as featured on America's Got Talent and not get. Of course I do. They have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. As seen. Absolutely.

Yeah. So it's like, you know, and we have this big lake in the middle of our trailer park, which is actually a drainage ditch. Well, you have to have the drainage pond. This one woman always used to get loaded and go swimming in it. And it's really scary. So I have this thing with Lou. And I have a couple of kayaks.

And I say, Lou, if I'm ever so loopy on the boxed wine that you see me heading on a kayak down to the lake, no matter what you have to do, if you have to kill me, if to restrain me, I never want to be found in the middle of that lake in my kayak in the middle of the night, you know what I'm saying. It's a concern. You don't want to, you don't want that to happen. No, I don't want to put on that show. No. But I see it coming. No, America's got talent. Six-place winner was found.

Yeah, you don't want that. That's a good movie. Naked on a kayak. Oh, it's happening. In a drainage ditch. Pretty much. No, it's a lake, it's a lake. It's a lake.

And I say that to the people. I'm so jealous of the lakefront people. I say, you know, oh, you're on the ditch. You're at the view now, though, right? Yeah. I wouldn't trade for the lake. There's one trailer I call the Tajma trailer in my trailer park. It's on the lake by itself.

Double? It's a double. And it's way out of my league. But, I mean, even if I could afford it now, I wouldn't change because I seriously love our, for me, I always dreamed of a view all my life. Yeah, yeah, you always want to view. Yeah. They always do.

Now, your... We look at these million-dollar houses up on the hill, and Lou and I were having to drink the other night in the porch. And Lou goes, what are they looking at us? Who's got the better house? So what? You need to turn around and look down at the ghetto. That's right.

You turn your back on them. I'm not looking at them. No. No, I'm looking at it. We put a barrier up. So when you say you have a porch down, does the new place up on the hill have a porch all the way around? Not all the way around.

Just one whole side, though. Right, okay. Big old day. And no screen or anything. No screen. It's still wide open. Because you've got to be able to grill on there. You know, we don't have that many bugs in Oceanside.

Really? I swear to God, it's heaven. There's no bugs. The last time I actually was out there, we went up to a big bear lake, which is actually a lake. Yes, it is beautiful. It's just a drainage ditch for Earth.

And it's beautiful. It is so pretty. So fun there. Yeah. No, I stayed in the house on a trailer. Oh, nice. Yeah, well. You know, they put me up there.

All right, so you start at a carpet store. You know, I used to sell carpet. Get out of here. I told the store the other day on the podcast, and Chris looked at me like, no, not another story of another job. Because I've had like 8 million different jobs. But I used to sell carpet. I'm very familiar with the way we used to sell it was.

And I heard you tell Glenn that you was a remnant's and secondhand rolls and the second and irregulars. If it didn't have a flaw, we didn't sell it. Right. And the second, the show pieces, the squares, so sometimes, you know, so you had the samples, it was great. We used to sell, we'd make cold calls so people would get a gift to come out, you know, and say, are you interested in getting new carpet?

We'll send our salesmen out, and you could win a free gift. Wow. Yeah, and you used to, you know, have the stupid call of if you couldn't afford it. Right. You know, if you want, and so I'd call the office. I'd, well, let me check with my boss. Uh-huh. You know, and I've got, I've got Vicky here, and she's really nice.

but, you know, we want to do the front room of the trailer here and she wants to step up. But it's a little bit too steep, so I just wondering if there's something we could do for her. Help her out. Uh-huh, yeah. So if we could come on our own time instead of a scheduled time for you, Vicky,

and maybe knock a few bucks off. Is that all right? That'd be fine. Yeah, shit, you know, Vicki's good with that. Yeah. Okay. Well, I could probably get you down. And you just keep knocking out like that.

Just keep knocking out like that. And pretty soon it's like, okay, thank you. And you're not talking. The secretary's going, you know, I loved it. How long are you going to be? Yeah.

It was back in the day before Yelp. That's what I loved. When you had a family business before Yelp, when you could kick people out, get out. Get out and don't come back. And they wouldn't. Or they would beg you back. Whenever you kicked somebody out of your shop, they had to buy from you. And I mean, but, you know, like my parents, like literally fell asleep every night,

like three or four nights a week, you know, drinking, just passed out. They worked so hard. In the morning people would walk in. If you could, you imagine Yelp, they were, seemed to be apparently hung, over sleeping on their carpet rolls. I'm going to give him a negative four stars. Nobody's just up here. I mean, I loved business when there was no yelp.

My father-in-law owned a fabric store in Philadelphia. And he was, you know, yeah, then the gypsy didn't come in and they want everything for free. I mean, that's what my dad used to stand behind the desk and he would, people would be complaining and he would drop his pants down. And we would just laugh our butts off because we could only see that happening. I mean, you know, you could do stuff like that when, you know, you could do stuff like that. when there was no yelp and stuff. And now it's like, even if it's your family business,

you have to be like so careful. Or they're going to yelp you. Yep. Or somebody snaps, they're going to snap an Instagram of, he dropped his pants. And there it is. Yeah.

Could anyone else see it? No, but I saw he could tell what he did. I mean, I used to have to fish installers out of every bar in Oceanside midday. I mean, they knew me at every bar. I mean, that's just how you had to do.

Yeah, come on guys. We got work to do. It was like, you know, that's what you did. That's so good. All right, so we have, let's see what I wrote down here. Oh, you know, okay, so you're a mother. How many children do you have? Two daughters.

And do they live at? They both, they kind of rebelled against me, and they got, they finished college, and they without debt, and they went to graduate school, and she's a scientist. What kind of children did you raise? They just went haywire on me. They went haywire. They only got married to one husband. I don't think they're ever going to get a divorce.

I mean, I have, the way of kids will let you down these days. That's sad news. I'm just tragic. Tragic. Yes, it is. Good people. So do they live out in California? Yeah, they both, luckily for me, I mean, they both live really nearby in our town.

And so it's wonderful. Yeah, yeah, good. And they have children. And one of them has three boys. I mean, you don't look like you could be a grandmother. Isn't that true? And then Lou has two sons and they, and we have very, two grandchildren from them.

So now we have five grandkids, and we're just having a ball. I don't like to talk to Lulu. Lou, Lou, got mad at me earlier. No, Lou, Lou. Lou, got mad at me earlier. He had, I asked him, oh, he plays the piano? Of course, I play the piano. Of course, I played the piano.

I used to play the band. I played a year and I got me for a year. Okay, I got it. He's a snappy dragon. I got it. Come down. Go puff something, Lou. Go away.

So anyway, I got the, can you get your shirts and hats on Vicki Barboloch Comedy.com? Yeah, yeah, our website is fragile. It's new. But, yeah, you can pretty put, Oh, it's just so bad at it. But it's getting better.

We have a new, Vicki Barbelak comedy. And, yeah, you hire somebody to do a little work for you. I finally, I re-hired, I started with a friend and it's a bit of a good thing. That's not a good thing. So we have hired a real Silicon Valley person. But, yeah, the hats, the T-shirts,

trailer nasty are on my website. And my Facebook page, too, you can buy them. Vicki Barblack. These are really nice. I appreciate it, but I don't appreciate the lie you told me when you gave it to me. Well, listen, I didn't mean they were made in America the hat.

That's what you said. I meant the painting is done in Oceanside. I just know what you said. Oh, yeah, because I was expecting, you know, maybe. I don't know. I mean, they're nice hats. They're nice hats. But, you know, there are different,

like trailer parks, there are different levels to the trailer park. And this is a different level to a hat. I'm going to go to Nordstrom's. I'm going to order a blank black hat for you. painted myself because I'm so sorry to disappoint you. At least I see that we're, you know, you got away with it. This is, you know, put together by people in other countries. But it's painted in Oceanside. That is painted in my town at a premium price. I could have them

done in Mexico cheaper, but I'm staying with my guy. Well, you've already gone to one section of the earth for some of it. Why don't you go to another section of the earth? I am Oside Proud. Oside Proud. Is that your flag for the parades? I like that. I actually jumped into the Oceanside Christmas parade without an invite this year. It's a parade. It was fine. These guys let me in their car at the last minute. That's when you used the light bulb wave.

I did the whole time. The light bulb wave. I'm yelling. Watch me on America's Got Talent. It was so pathetic. You can do that. The parades are nice because you have the light bulb wave and then you have the windshield wiper wings. Those are nice.

Do you ever, I don't know about you, but I have this fantasy. The biggest fantasy in my life would be. I have fantasies, too. Okay. Mine is going to be not as good as yours. I have so. I want to be in the Macy's Christmas parade. Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade one day.

Like just walking along by flight. Have you been there? I've never been to it. Oh, they're great. You went to New York and went to it? Well, when we were working in New York, I used to, we worked in, Glenn, we did radio in Manhattan. Oh, my God, that's just. And so we were there.

I'm going goo goo goo on you. They were, it was fun. And my kids, you know, we watch it now and my kids are like, yeah, there's, we were there. We were there in the seats. Oh, my God. Yeah, we were up, we were up right up front. We were there. We saw it all.

Oh, far out. What a dream. But it's really fun. New York and Christmas. It's fun. I mean, Thanksgiving. It's fun. Oh, wonderful.

Good for you. I mean, you could probably just hop to gate early. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hop to gate early. Just walk. That's what I'm thinking. I will do one day.

If I have to, I will do it. Plus, look. It's, they got to let you in the parade, right? Maybe Franzia wine will put a float together on a big box of roses. I'll just write a box of Franzy a Y. I love that. That'd be great. Franzia.

Are you listening? Hello, Francia. Put me on your box. I'm there for you. Oh, now they're kicking me out. Okay, well, I have so much fun. Thank you so much. I'm disappointed that you weren't here yesterday.

Well, thanks for having me on today. So Vickibarmolochcom. Let me see what else is on my notes here. Hold on. Oh, you got a trailer nasty. Make sure you listen to the podcast. You're on the trailer nasty tour. Find the Facebook page.

You're going to where tonight? Tonight I'll be in San Antonio San Antonio You're still living in Texas I can't wait I can't wait And oh then you won the I would talk about the Nick at night stuff too Right you that's where you

I mean you really People started recognizing you there You were doing a little bit more Than just the comedy clubs then right Yeah it was good Yeah it was fine When you were touring the comedy clubs Did you ever come to Tampa at all

In Florida? I did a little bit in Tampa When I was working with Ronda Shear's show And we went to Tampa and we had a really good time. No, I just, that may be that. I worked in Tampa. I worked in Tampa for a long long time.

Okay, because I have seen you. I worked in Tampa on the radio for a long time. I thought we used to do stuff with the comedy club and, you know, all the time on our shows. Right. And I love the name of your show, Chew the Fat. It's so hilarious. First of all, I thought, is that just for me? Did you guys just seem it that way from me?

Chew on my fat. But Chew the Fat is brilliant. Yeah, apparently it fits me. I love it. I don't know. Yeah, that's, if you haven't seen the. There were a couple of different pictures, but we chose the picture of my face in the steak. It's so stupid.

But it's just funny. And it's a fun show. And I appreciate you coming. I appreciate it so much. Thank you. I love to have you on Trailer. I'm a fan. Absolutely.

I'd love to be on it. You know, you can use my day. You're welcome. I love your idea of the pay phone. You can stick with your stupid speaker phone. We've got to get a pay phone in the park, man. That's just too funny. But the thing is, see, here's this is.

Your podcast is just audio, right? Yeah. People don't need to know it's not real. You can just say, hey. And you have a phone ring, and they could say, hey, the pay phone is written. And make the sound of the dingy-jing. And then one day I could really get one, but until then, okay, no one will know except the 700 million people that listen to the show. None of you guys are going to tell anybody.

Shh. It's like the wheelchairs of Disneyland. Don't let it out. She is so good. I really had a good time. It was really nice to meet her. And as she's talking to me, I'll say, we're wrapping it up. We're laughing.

And I've looked down and I see a headline pop up on my computer, The Most Googled items of 2018. And I thought, oh, I wonder if I'm in that. So I bring it up. And it's the World Cup number one. Avicchi, number two. It was sad when he died. I was very disappointed.

He was really talented. I loved a lot of his work. Mac Miller, Stan Lee, Black Panther. Those are the top five. When you get to the bottom half of the top ten, you've got...

Oh, my gosh, chewing the fat. And Vicki Barbolo, trailer nasty. Wait, wait, are you sure? Have a good night. We're done.