Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 67 | "Hey Lori Pay For My Tuition!", Baby Cuddlers, & Dating Apps Do What?

Episode Date: April 4, 2019

Jeffy is at the water cooler giving you the news that you need to know. Today Jeffy talks about Lori paying for others college? and how too many dating apps are hurting the single man.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right. When you're out running around today and tonight, keep one eye, you know, where you walk, you don't want to trip and follow or anything, but keep the other eye up in the skies because it's a busy day in space. You've got a Russian supply mission to the International Space Station, followed by the arrival of the first private probe in lunar orbit. It's the launch of four new communication satellites from French Guyana and the test firing of a heavy SpaceX rocket. and a NASA spacecraft sun fly by. Just all I'm saying. One eye where you are, the other eye up into space. A little sudden we've become like the soundtrack show.

We've got little sound bites for you. It could be the Twilight Zone, though, so just be careful. You know, that didn't really sound like space. I'm not sure what that little clip was, but okay. I guess that's what you hear. If something is happening and where you're at coming from you, coming to you and from space, that's what you're here. So be careful. I don't know what that was.

Welcome to it. Chewing the Fat with yours truly Jeff Fisher. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. Man, we've got, I actually, it's, we've got the last three, four days, this whole week has just done nothing but piles of stories. I mean, fat piles of stories. Did you have something to do with the stories? Not all the stories I have. But I mean, and that's not true.

But you can keep telling yourself that. It's okay. You know what, Chris? Gosh darn it, thank you. Thank you so much. I really, you know, a lot of people don't appreciate what you do around here. I do. I do.

And you're right. Gosh, darn. I probably, I probably tallied wrong. It's probably more like 95% than your stuff. So, thank you. You mean so much to me, studios, to the network, I guess to the show. Thank you. Appreciate it.

So anyway, this news is a little disheartening. A little disheartening. According to researchers, a poor, diet is worse than smoking. Does that mean I get to start smoking again? I guess. Because I'll eat better

to smoke. Wait, I don't know if that works. I don't think that works. So along with wine, soda, you know, we can't, we have to exercise, we can't just sit around. Unhealthy eating now claims more lives than tobacco. I would like to see the exact numbers of this study though and what they're using

to tabulate these because I know You know, obviously more people are overweight than ever before, which is usually good because that means that where the earth is creating food for humans to eat. But the British Journal, well, it tells me a little bit, I found that one in five deaths a year, 11 million globally, are the result of eating too many salty or sugary foods and not enough fibrous ones from vegetables and whole grains. The researchers used nearly 20 years of data from 95 countries.

They got a number by adding up the deaths from diseases associated with eating poorly. For instance, cardiovascular disease claims 10 million lives a year around the world. Other diseases like cancer, type 2 diabetes, often linked bad eating habits. Countries with the fewest deaths from bad eating habits were the ones that follow Mediterranean diet, such as Spain. That's why the countries produce rich emphasis on olive oil, plus a sincere enjoyment of meal times. You know what, I have a sincere enjoy of meal times too. But because we're busy creating things for people in Spain to use and to listen to it, by the way, you're listening in Spain to chewing the fat, thank you.

I appreciate it. How do they know what you're saying? What's that? How do they know what you're saying? It's translated. We make them speak English. It's forced on them. This is America.

You want to be part of the world? Do you speak English? I guess they're you know they it's it's automatically translated it's part yeah it's part of the podcast world is that next to the 3D yeah yeah right just click the button and all the like I don't know what voice they're using for me you know maybe it's a female maybe my audience will grow in Spain it could be cute we may want to find out if we could get somebody really good looking and hot that sounds great in Spain for the translation you know help the numbers grow a little bit so anyway that's why Spain became, you know, this year's

healthiest country. Spare me. So cigarettes. What's that? They drink a lot of wine. Not anymore they don't, my friend. Okay. Cigarettes are rapidly moving down the list, though, of public enemy number one. Why did I

quit? You quit at the longest time, dude. Why? You had the heart event at the wrongest time. We had the drinking one bottle of wine is supposed to be bad if it's cancer causing as smoke as much as smoke it. One bottle of wine. A week is cancer causing as smoking up to 10 cigarettes during the same time period?

And I don't think that's as satisfying as to smoking 10 cigarettes. One bottle of wine a week equal to 10 cigarettes in a week. Health-wise though, right? Yes. Ten cigarettes a week though. That's like one a day, a little low like one a half a day. How many in a pack? 20.

So before wine, we remember we couldn't sit all day. We had to exercise. and then we can't drink sodas, the sugary sodas, and now we can't vape, we can't smoke pot. Did you see that? Can't use the hookas. I mean, this is all worse than cigarette. So I think this is my new goal.

I was thinking about this the other day, and I may have shared it with you already, but I believe this is my new goal now. So it could get me through because I haven't smoked in three months. And, well, over three months, really, now. and I'm okay. I mean, I still chew a little nicotine gum.

You have your moments, of course. Oh, no question. I mean, no question. And so I think, just to get me through those moments, like what I'm going to do is I'm going to set a goal for like 30 years from now I could start smoking again. Oh, yeah, that's a good goal. So I'm just not going to smoke, but for 30 years from now,

yep, I take a pack of Marlborough Reds right now, please. That's what you smoked? No, not really. I smoked the Marlboro Lights, but coming out, coming right out of the box, we're going right back to the Reds. I like the Marlboro Lights better. They're not as harsh as the Reds.

But that's just me. See, this is a Marlboro Light. I'm not breaking up the Marlboro Light into the bong. Although, could you do that in the hookahs, right? And then I'm like, going to the hookah bar just laying around on a pad. Have you done that before? Oh, I have a hookah.

Oh, I am a hookah bar. Have you done the, uh, the oxygen bars? No, but I really, I would love to do that. I would love to actually love to do that. Yes, I would love to have a, uh, uh, I'm okay with a, with a whole oxygen tank. Yeah. Heck yeah. Man, I would love that.

That's supposed to, I'm supposed to, it would make me like 10 again. I don't know that they're actually that good. Anyway, great news today too. It was so fun to watch as Lori Loughlin, you know, the actress that paid for her kids college, show up at court. And they're going to get, I mean, the judges are, they're already talking about it's like six years for this. Are you kidding me? Guilty, go ahead. Right.

Come on. They're just, really. And I mean this sincerely. they want it better for their children. They're, you know, the snowplow parents. I know, I got it. What are you looking at me like that? Snowplow?

You're not listening to the show? Isn't it like helicopter parent? No. I talked about this yesterday, I thought. No, you did not. Yes, I did. You talked about it on tune to fat with Pat on Leach.

Nope. But then I don't remember. You need to start listening to the program. No, I talked about it yesterday. I chew the fat because the helicopter parents are ones that, just kind of take care of things and they're around you all the time making sure you're okay and making sure you're doing everything's right but the snowplow parents are the ones that are

making sure everything is done for you right they're coming through and they're paying everything they're making sure your bills are paid they're taking care of you making sure they're making appointments doing everything taking care of you like that they don't let you do anything you know rather you can get up and put avocado have avocado toast on your own whenever you want only three weeks though I know I saw a holy guacamole semi on the road today though I thought, ooh, I'm going to park that bad boy. And start selling those three weeks from now, baby. Three weeks from now.

Just pull over and wait. That price of that sum, I just went about eight times. So anyway, she shows up a court. And it was tremendous as her getting out of the car to go into the courtroom. What was that? Lori, pay for my tuition. That's smart. It was so funny.

What? Come on. That's just funny. And then she goes on. Tremendous. Okay. Okay. Okay. She's,

Lori. Step back. Okay. So pause for a second. Okay. So she's getting a shot in her to go and walk into the courtroom. But she's just get out of the way. And she smiles and waving to people.

She's. Yeah. She can't do anything else. No. She's smiling with your people. Give a smile. Give a wave. Get me into the courtroom.

Get me out of this. Get me out of this. Right. She got no business saying anything, talking about it, you know, answering any questions, none of it. Whatever, excuse us, get out of the way, excuse us, we're going to the courtroom. But you're like to be there. You ruined my Christmas! I love that you ruined my Christmas stuff.

Good stuff. So, I mean, you got to take it. You got to take it, right? Wave and go. You got to take it. Now, look, does she deserve jail time for this? Absolutely. No.

No, she does not deserve jail time for this. She did something illegal. She paid someone to get her, make sure that her child got into a university that she wanted. What happened after that? How that guy did that? See, that's your problem by there. That doesn't do that. He knew.

She knew. No way. She didn't know that was something like that. Something illegal was going to take place. Really? He was going to help out. All right, let's hear her getting back into the chorus. Step back.

Step back. Lori. Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori. Lori, Lori, Lori. Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori, pay for my tuition. So good. They're just going to take a beating. She's going to never, never be done with this.

Never. Sad. Now, speak. Speaking of mothers that will do anything for their kids. Okay? So you had Lori Loflin, right? I mean, she's, you ruined my Christmas. I'd like she's going to stop.

But think about it. If she does stop. If she does stop. It's hilarious. That'll be awesome. But is she going to turn around? Oh, hold on. Before I go to court, let me write you a check for, what do you need, baby?

I need $50,000. Oh, okay. All right. Listen, I'm going to give you this check here. There you go, 50 grand. But don't cash it. I can't cash it just yet. No.

You need to just put that in your pocket because if I can find up here in this courtroom, that there's no $50,000 in that checking account, honey. Stop it. It doesn't hurt to ask. So, so hilarious. So this Canadian mother comes out of the house and her seven-year-old son is being attacked by a mountain lion. Now, there's not a parent in the world.

that would say, Joey, get it, roll out, roll to your left. You know, it's just not going to start hollering at your kid. Get out, look out. I'm going to try to get some help for you. Hold on. Although it would be, you know, it would be funny if it actually happened. Not for the kid, but it'd be funny for a part of the story.

But it didn't happen because she was like, she goes right out there and starts to try. And she didn't have a gun. And you don't want to shoot the gun with the kid wrestling around with the mountain lion. Oops. How come your kid got? I was aiming for the mountain lion.

You know? I fired the gun, the mountain lion rolled, laughed at all. No. You can't. No, you got to, you just want to get the mountain line off your kid. Right. And then you shoot it. Really, the trick is, you grab him around the neck and just choke him to death. Is that the trick? That's the trick.

Is that what the same guy did? Yes. Okay. And that's what the old lady did in the Carolinas too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we had her. Yeah. She just choked it to death.

Right. But she did not. Once she got a grip on it, that was it. You're done. but look in the heat of the battle right i mean you're not you're trying to rest save your kid so uh here's the news report because i i love this news report i know it's kind of long we'll see if we can get through it i don't know that i don't know that i can honestly make it through it for you but the story is fascinating and it also talks to the dad who i'm not sure the dad thinks he's like

living in the 1840s or something he's trying to talk all big i don't know if he's a professor trying to be Mr. Horty Toit. It is Lakehouse with the gate. That's his little fort. For a seven-year-old, playing behind a wall of rocks and wood is usually a safe haven. Global News report. But that wasn't the case here last Friday.

Which isn't a bad report. They do five years. Cougar come through the Salao. Okay, stop. This is what got me into the, the Cougar comes through the Salao. All right. Okay, thank you, Mr. Professor, the Salao.

What the hell is a Salao? Now you know, what it is really. I mean, it's a, it's lake brush. It's someone that looks sick. That may be the definition in today's world, but no, the older definition, back in the 1800s or before. No wonder, you know. It was just the willows around the lake, you know, the, the willows, the marshlands, the, you know, the, just the crappy, it's trash, but it is. It's just brush, it's lake brush, lake trash. Coover comes through the Salao. Shut up. At first glance, Zach Bromley thought the animal was just a dog.

But moments later... Okay, stop for there again. Really? All right, if your kid, if my seven-year-old thinks... No, that's not. I won't make fun of the kid. If a seven-year-old think that is a dog, he deserves to be bitten by the cougar.

No, he does. He does not deserve to be bitten by the cougar. But he does... I mean, I guess, you know, the kid's playing and you look up when you think it's a dog coming through the Salao. But the mountain lion does tend to look a little bit different than a dog,

even for a seven-year-old that, you know. Listen to Salao. Pounced, attacking the young boy. It latched on and put a real big gash on his head. And it latched on to Zach's forearm. But the gash in his head laches onto his forearm. I mean, it's scary. That is, yeah.

As a little kid, it's scary very old an adult. A little kid, man. The commotion and jumped into action. Physically prying the jaws of the cougar apart. Think about it. Now, now the mom jumps on and starts, trying to pry this mountain lion's mouth off the kid's arm. I mean, second guessing, you know, the armchair quarterback.

So, of course, if you start choking that thing. It's going to run out of air. Right. I mean, it's letting, it's letting go. But it's fine. She's trying to get, she's trying to save her son. You know, she said it was, it was pretty well instantaneous. The job opened up right away.

Within minutes, the ambulance arrived at the Lake Cowich Hall. Okay, so an earlier report. Let's play this. There was another report that I saw in the story, too, where he talks about how that was little different. And rushed the family to hospital in Victoria. Okay, Canada. It's to the hospital, but go ahead.

Time conservation officers hunted down two young cougars who were still lurking in the area. Think of that. Okay, we don't need any more of the story. They hunt them down. They brought in the conservation officers, and there were a couple of other mountain lions in the area, which they put down. And the one guy said that, yeah, they were looking thin,

and it looked like they, you know, they were young and they were hungry and they were, you know, and I'm sure. Yeah, you're going down. And they left this big trap for any more that's going to show up too. The trap, no, the trap is just in a cage. You're going to wake up.

And then. So, which probably is not going to happen. It was, you know. It's Canada. Do they even have guns? Look, yeah, the conservation officers do. Not, you know, the parents don't. That's why she's wrestling with it with her hands.

What's the difference between a conservation officer? officer and a Mountie. I thought they had Mounties. The Mounties are law enforcement, though. The Mounties are actual law enforcement. The conservation officers are out there looking for, you know, try to help. Oh, there's an animal control? Oh, okay. Canada is called animal control. Stop trying to make them look important. No, they are important. They're conservation officers. Yeah, exactly.

No, they're conservation officers. Animals. But so in an earlier report, the dad talks about how the mom tried to pry it part and for the first little bit couldn't do it and then yelled out to God to help and and that's when it happened in that report he talked about it just being instant so which is it did god help or not I didn't realize that he was dead he gave us two different stories that's what happens when people are trying to lie to you that's how you catch people in lies this story isn't even real now now I don't want to be God now because I look I'm glad the kids okay and I don't want any kid in whatever country they're in,

almost whatever country they're in, to get attacked by a mountain lion. Now I don't want any kid getting attacked. But I just found it, that's a scary time. Right? I mean, anytime you start getting attacked by these animals, wild animals like that,

you're going to be prepared. Maybe better to do something. I mean, you're going to be in a fight for your life. These are wild animals. They're not your little kitty cat running around waiting for the parina can to open up to get eaten. Or dogs. Right, well, you don't know the difference.

You can't tell the difference between a mountain lion and a dog. So dumb. Do they get Sesame Street over there? Because they go over that pretty big. No, they do, but he's out playing in the Salao. Fascinating story in the world of animals. According to this story, this lizard gave birth to a litter of eggs and live young. That's pretty cool.

In the first recorded case of its kind. Now, for most animals, obviously, reproduction is straightforward. Some species lay eggs, others give birth to live babies. But according to this research, uncovered a fascinating mix between the two modes of reproduction, which, you know, it's an Australian skink. Wait. I'm sorry? What is it, an Australian skink?

S-K-I-N-K. I mean, I'm sure it's some kind of lizard, but that's their name of a skink. Okay. They're both egg laying and live-bearing within a... single litter. So I guess what they're saying is that it's trying to hedge its bets, right? But is that the name of the lizard, the skink? Yes, skinks are lizards belonging to the family of the since the day and the infer

order of since comorfarma. Oh, of course. I mean, thank you. Look, I think we all know what's going on here, okay? Two things. Something's coming. something is coming something is coming and their

animals are like no we gotta be we watched the documentary years ago called Jurassic Park where Dr. Ian Malcolm told us life will find a way fact all right let's go to the break room

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I mean, is that a no to me wearing your little swimsuit? Because I'm willing to do that for you. Nah, Jeffie, we're good. Are they like a sponsor of the podcast now? Shop. Not the blaze.com? Yes. That's nice of them.

You can go there. It gets a chewing the fat mug and a chewing the fat t-shirt. Anything else? So you can get the pad on these stuff if you want. You can also get a beanbag. Boy, that's another thing that I was just thinking. If I could only get a beanbag but I didn't know where I could get one, I can get one at shop.

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Yeah. Look it up. No, it is not. All right. They do not know this company, as long as I've worked for this company and they still are a little shy on what is a fat guy. Nothing. I just, let's be clear about that. Because even, even Closed Shopper Boy brought some stuff back one day.

Did he do? I got some stuff for a, no problem. No. They got you a hat that fit Was that? Yeah, I mean, I don't have a fat head. Do I? All right, let's take a stroll through shop.

Dot the blaze.com for just a moment. They got some new stuff in there. The Blaze Media T-shirts. I kind of like those. I like the Blaze, a little bit of the Blaze Media stuff. Blaze Media socks. Tube socks, too. Come on, man.

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I does not look like a fat guy beat back. It's a picture. It does not look like a fat guy being bag. That is 100% not true. But go ahead and believe that if you want. The Blaze Media hooded sweatshirt, I kind of like those. Oh, the new hoodies are awesome. I like the only reason I, you know what?

And what they need to do is I have a sweatshirt, a Nike sweatshirt from, it says Missouri football on it. I may or may have not have just taken that from my son when he was playing for the University of Missouri. So if the University of Missouri football program paid for that. Just missing something. Thank you. But they have the extra long hood. Oh, I don't like those.

I love those. I do not like those. Those are, there are so much better than the show. No. No. No. You know what you're talking about. Stop talking. You don't want. Want more? Let's go. Okay, hold on. We're still on the website.

Want more? Yes, I want more. Yes, I want to see what else is here. It's shopped out the Blaisna Coveington Strong. Yeah, yeah, Blaze Media. Where is chewing the fat stuff? Why have I've already been to two pages and I have not seen chewing the fat stuff They better be a sponsor I was not I mean if they're a sponsor it's fine

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Yeah News and why it matters With Glenn Colonel stuff And we still don't chewing the fat. This has got to change. This has got to change. Okay, there's chewing the fat. Two in the fat. In with some of the pat gray on leased stuff. Okay.

I mean, this is, we've got to put an end to this. I want to get somebody in here right now that's in charge of shop.com. I mean, look, we're in the break room, so we might as well get to some of the headlines. Ethiopian officials released an official account of last month's Boeing 737 crash. The country's transport minister said pilots perform all the recommended procedures to stabilize the plane couldn't correct it. They could not correct the persistence of nose diving.

The U.S. Federal Aviation Administration formed a team to review the safety of the grounded Boeing aircraft and scrutinized anti-stall software suspected to have played part in the crash. It's a preliminary report into the crash. if it found that the pilots followed proper protocol when the Boeing 737 Max 8 started a nosedive. Despite doing all the procedures, obviously the plane crashed and 157 souls, you know, they lost their lives,

157 people died. The report, the preliminary report, does not blame Boeing and details could change before it's finalized in the coming months. It does put pressure on Boeing and aviation authorities to investigate the plane's aircraft control system. and confirm the problem is fixed before the planes are able to fly again. And that's the thing that I talked about early on when this first happened.

I heard a report from an aviation expert that talked about the Boeing procedures to stabilize the plane. And it talked about a flight that happened the day before when this same thing happened. And the procedures, as the two pilots, this guy just happened to be on the plane, he was an extra, he was a ride-along. and it started a nosedive and the two pilots started going through the procedures and the ride-along said,

no, don't do that, just do this. And he unplugged it. I mean, he shut it off, according to reports. And that worked. Well, that isn't, that's like at the end or the previous protocol

or whatever. It's not part of that first set of protocols to go through. So unless you've actually gone through it once before and survived, you don't know that. And that has a lot to do with some of the training involved in flying these planes around the world, right? These new planes with new systems. Anyway, we'll see.

We'll see what becomes of it. I mean, think of there's, I mean, there's billions of airplanes just sitting on the ground now that are not flying. Sad. Alabama yesterday, the Justice Department threatened to sue the state's prison system over things. like, I don't know, violence, sexual abuse among male prisoners. At least 24 people have been killed within Alabama's prisons since 2015. Now, the DOJ has been investigating for a couple of years, and it found that those numbers actually might be higher since, you know, Alabama,

they didn't classify the violent deaths properly. So we don't really know how many people died. Now, the DOJ is telling Alabama that the state could be in violation of the Eighth Amendment it by failing to protect prisoners from cruel and unusual punishment, giving them a couple of weeks to shape up, or the DOJ is going to sue. And that's not the end of it. I mean, it's amazing that they're going to,

they're still investigating accusations that the prison staffers engaged in excessive force against prisoners, sexually abused them. I mean, those, those investigations are going to end in, you know, jail time, or least of which is just indictments. and I found this story actually fascinating and I know this is kind of political but it's just a it's fascinating to me that six states

and District of Columbia are suing the Department of Agriculture for rolling back Obama-era school lunch nutrition standards designed to limit childhood obesity. Was it? The Trump administration and said, it's too hard to find food under those standards. It's too hard to find food that the kids like to eat.

So we're not doing it. We're rolling it back. So these apparently six states in the District of Columbia are not happy with the rollbacks. They're going to sue the Department of Agriculture. Okay. All right. Have fun. Have fun.

I did think of something that I think we should be doing, though. And as long as we're talking politics, I'm going to stick with this for just a little bit. I hope that someone is taking pictures every day of the tie that Trump wears. So I want at the end of the administration, when his presidency is over, every day that he wore a tie, which is probably every day, except maybe there might be a few days in Mar-Lago that he didn't or in Jersey when he was at the course that he didn't. But I'm guessing that even on those days he did, even for dinner or whatever, Every day that he put on a tie, I want a picture of that tie.

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Just amazes me how these guys are, we talked about the stones earlier this week at being 75 in their mid-70s, and Paley is 78. years old. But he was hospitalized in Paris. He's in the hospital. He's got a urinary tract infection.

But he's still out meeting and greeting doing the Pele stuff. And he met with Kenyon Mbapé, another world-class teenage soccer player. Now look, I know there's many people that, you know, have problems with soccer, but I do not. I love it. Now, Pele, alone in winning the World Cup three times. alone at first lifting the trophy at 17. So Mbapé became the youngest player 19 to score two goals in the World Cup since Pelley in 1958.

He also became the first teenager since Pelley to score in the World Cup final. And Pelley had tweeted out, if Kelyan Mbappe keeps equally my records like this, I may have to dust off my boots again. And the kid tweets the king Will always remain the king That is tremendous I mean that is respect

For the king Pele From I just like saying Kallian Mbapey I will not stand for this I will not Stand for this You can put it

You can use them But I refuse to have them called luxury All right. The headline. One up, one down, why bunk beds are the latest trend in luxury hotels. I refuse to let that stand. For adults?

What? For adults? Yes. That's not luxury. Thank you. I get the whole idea. And actually, it's a good idea for a lot of hotels in major cities and big places. To you build your hotel, you can have smaller rooms actually with bunk.

beds so you can actually have more rooms to rent out right even if you rent them out same price are a little bit cheaper of course fine you want to do that do that be the be the be the the bunk bed hotel b and b whatever you want to call yourselves right a small case b b b that's not bed and breakfast no it means bunk beds okay do whatever you want if his b b is not bed and breakfast because it's B and B, bed and breakfast. Right. So why are you saying that people complain if he's just BB? Well, I didn't say BB, though.

I said B&B. We all heard BB. By the way, if we do rent a room out of that, do we get Topper Bung? Where do you go? As a child, we did have bunk beds when I was a kid. Me too. The one house we lived in, you know, had with the, I mean,

You're going to talk about a palatial estate that we lived in. I mean, wood floors, double white or single wine? Diding room, living room, big front porch, kitchen, one bathroom, one bathroom, two bedrooms, four humans. I mean, there's so much room you didn't know what to do with it. I mean, really, we didn't think. anything of it at the time. You know what I mean? You're sleeping with your brother, right?

It's a good bunkbed. You're sleeping with your brother. But I was, you ain't lying. I'm on top, bro. Now, in today's world, I'm not climbing up the ladder. I don't think anybody wants me on top. No, I got the bottom.

I don't worry about it, Jeff. I got it. I want the top now. We're fine. Okay, so that's fine. Stop calling it luxury. All right? No, that's like camping.

Bunk bed, The bunk bed hotels is a maybe, maybe camping. Maybe. Maybe above camping. That's a stretch. And times are getting tough in the world. Times are getting tough in the world. And even in China, even in China, you cannot run an illegal gambling ring.

What is happening to this world? I mean, what is happening? it's illegal to have gambling operations in China. Huh. Surprise. The communist country? Yeah. Yeah.

You cannot gamble into communism. It's a mix. It's a communist country that's kind of a little capitalist thing going on because they make all the stuff for us and steal a lot of it, a lot of stuff. So they're counterfeit stuff. Just a few billion dollars a year from counterfeit stuff. But that's all. Don't worry about that.

But it's illegal to have gambling operations. So now what they've done, and amazingly, people start trying to do it. It's weird, right? I mean, it's so strange. So what they've done is now China has got drones flying around looking for the illegal gambling operations. I bet you we're doing that too, right? Looking for the places that they're, you know, the cockfights and the dog fights. That would not surprise me at all.

They were, they're used to drones. find the gambling den and then they send in the cops man and they raided the place now i love the they arrested 13 casino employees because the casino employees took off running through the woods and then the drone is seeing the people running so they send the police officers after them i'm guessing in the future if you build a casino in china an illegal casino you need to have a place for your people to hide, man. When you get busted, they need to be able to go underground

and hide until everything clears out and then they can go. Because if they take off running, the drone finds them, man, and then they're in trouble. Nobody wants people breaking the law to get arrested. Do they?

I don't believe it, two stories. One. All right, so I've already done, you know, a Trump thing. This isn't political, but it's a Trump thing. Trump story. And so the story is, is that at his golf course, he fades, you know, he gets up to the tee and he hits, and he drives. And there's a, there's a, you know, it's, I'll call it brush, but it's really like trees. And, you know, where you, if you, if you ever golf before in your

life, you get, you start curving into the trees, it sucks. Because then you got to go get the golf, like it out, you know, it costs you a stroke. So, they're all mad at Donald Trump now because apparently on one particular hole, he keeps, you know, curving into these woods. So since it's his golf course and he gets to do what he wants with his property,

have those removed. I love it. He's not cheating. That's being the owner of his golf course. You want to play at my golf course down? Now we're good. Come on over. I play at mine. I got mine's all ready. Let's go.

Yeah, be careful. here is a used to be some woods there not anymore though i mean come on that's tremendous who doesn't do that if they're at their own golf course uh here's here's the answer no one uh if you have your own golf course and you want to have it the way you want it guess what you get to have it the way you want it why is that because it's your golf course amazing and i'm gonna leave you with this story too this is this story is actually a really good story and i don't think that i could do it. And this is,

and it's, it's kind of a story that takes you away from being my, the Jeffie, chewing the fat Jeffie. But hospitals are always in need of these cuddlers for little babies that are born and they,

you know, they need them in the, in the, ICU, the NICU units because babies are born addicted to drugs or they're, you know, they're, they,

whatever the problem is. So they have people come in and hold the babies. Cuddle them. You know, looking for cuddlers. So I didn't know this, that a baby is born every 15 minutes suffering from opioid withdrawal. And I don't like the way they say opioid withdrawal, by the way, but that's another argument.

You know, their withdrawals from heroin, not opioids, but we'll, heroin is an opioid, Jeff. Okay, thank you. But I know someone who is a cuddler, and I could, I don't think I could do it for more than don't look at me. Not that kind of cuddler. Not that kind of, don't look at me like that. It's not that kind of cuddler. But I don't think you can do it, right?

You go there and the baby, the poor little babies are there and they're crying and they're addicted and you hold them and you call it. You don't, you're not going to want to let them go. You're just not. You're not going to want to let them go. And then, so I'm going to have like 18,000 kids running around my stupid house. You just not, you can't do it. Is your wife pregnant?

Yeah, Chris? what the hell is wrong with you didn't you talk about that story already no that's what's wrong with it too many dating apps yeah really

yeah fire and blanks well look they're talking about a male birth control could be 10 years away we're not going to need one not going to need one they're saying that men are having a lot less sex

because of the dating apps the dating apps the dating apps are there so you increase your sexual output. That's what they're there for. Swipe right. But really, I think what the problem is, is just that damn pornography.

That's what it is. That's what the problem is. That's what's killing men. That's what's killing men. That's what's killing relationships. That's what's killing sexual togetherness with husbands and wives. It's that damn pornography.

That's why we have all kinds of. erect out dysfunction drugs, all of it. It's all because of pornography. And I'd like to say, thank you.