Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 676 | Friday Big Mouth Along with Kris Cruz

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

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And no show supports the United States Postal Service more than me in this show chewing the bat. So when someone who's affiliated with the show has a little run-in with the Postal Service, I want to find out what the heck is going on. I messed up. So joining me is Chris Cruz. Hello, Chris. Hi, I haven't been slipped. I got in at seven last night.

and haven't slept since then. So you got in from your trip. Yes, Florida trip. Florida, Tampa. Sunshine State. Went to Tampa, Orlando, Sanford, New Smyrna, Daytona Beach. I'm a fan. My topping grounds, I love it. Yep.

I guess my home. It is. I consider that my home. I consider my home, too. I like it. It's such a different vibe. I know. It's such a different vibe.

And one thing, I love DFW. I don't mind DFW. where we were broadcasting from where we're where we live now but there's no water I miss the water I miss well there's water

no there's no water zero water this is a desert northern Texas is a desert actually what was it like three days ago well I was in Florida I got to like 100 degrees so yeah it's hot

so yes but I miss the fresh body of water because there's lakes And there is... Stop it. There's water. It's laid the shut up. I'm talking about the Gulf of Mexico.

What would have done that? The waterways. The water, the ocean. Oh, I forgot. Tampa Bay. Tampa. No, I'm talking about the Atlantic. I'm talking about the Atlantic.

Yeah, that's not water. That's just the sewer of Mexico. That's why it's called the Gulf of Mexico. Because every time of Mexican flushes, it just goes there. Oh, see, no. Yes. That's what's brown. It's not because of the sand.

It's not. Brown on Florida side. It filters. By the time it gets there, it filters out. Oh, so DeSanti's gotten something right. Filters out. It's good. Okay. So, anyway, I missed that. You've screwed up in the postal worker as a little pissed

at you. Actually, I'm going to see you. I don't like getting letters from the post office. Well, not just that. I'm going to have you post this video after the show on your Instagram. Okay. Because you could see her that she's pissed at me. she's so mad at me

she leaves that on my door so not only I got her mad I made her get out of her little car right walk

yeah she didn't leave it in the mailbox no you know why she didn't leave it in the mailbox why jayfit didn't even move that because the card said please empty your box yeah okay

now to be fair the post office doesn't have that feature that says stop the mail when you go on vacation. Yeah, they do. Like I said, the post office doesn't have a feature. And I feel like this could be a good feature of, hey, I'm going to be out of town for a week. They actually have that.

They do? Oh my gosh. Must I explain everything to you? Well, when I saw this letter, well, and then the sad part, too, it's like, it's not even the letter. She took that form that leaves like when. Oh, you're sorry we missed you. Sorry, we missed you. We've got a package for you.

With a big red Sharpie. Again, Jeffrey. To be fair, it says please empty your MBX. Which, by the way, I love that because I knew exactly what it meant. That meant mailbox. I just not meant empty the box. Empty, no, empty mail. Now, how can I make up?

Because I feel like I messed up so bad. I got in at seven last night and since seven, All I could think of is I screwed up big time. This is a very attractive USB Post Office server. We talk every time she stops. She even brought me stamps to my house. I didn't have to go to the post office to get stamps. She brought me stamps.

Well, that's so nice. And I didn't have stamps for my letter. And I just gave her like 50 something cents. And she said, I got you. Oh, nice. She's not going to get. She's not going to be gotten you now. No.

No. And it's a big surprise and I just want to point this out just as a side note. All right. As we were talking, I went to USPS.com and I looked up

stop mail delivery. Okay. And they'll hold it for you up to 30 days. Like I said, there's no... I just say they'll do I remember being in this meeting

when we decided that you know, we should probably provide this service for people. It's a good service if they did provide it because it's great. Now, apparently no one knows about it. Now, I want to blame it on her.

Ooh. Because. Probably not a good thing. I know. I know. And I'll send her this file. I'll send her this audio so she can defend herself. I order a box of total total twins books.

You know, if you listen to the Glenn Beck program is one of his sponsors. Yeah, okay. You actually ordered this. I order this. Okay. They didn't send it to you. No, I order it. She put the box in the mailbox.

Oh, it came in the box. Oh, you know, after the second, you might want to say to her when you talk to her, because you got to talk to her. Oh, no matter what, I have to talk to her. Yeah, you got to talk to her. I was going to leave her a note today. Why, I thought you were smarter than this.

That after a couple of days when I didn't get my mail, you'd realize I wasn't here in town. And then you leave a box in my mailbox, and then you're pissed that I haven't picked it up. What's the problem? Well, not just that is. How did you get it? get hired. Not just that is I left to Alaska for like 15 days and I never got a letter from her

saying empty your box and the box was like open you know like when you go to movies you go to the abandoned house and there's like a mailbox for the letters and just do you see me through the don't you talk to the neighbors. I mean don't you have someone that can pick up the mail for you and stop by that's where they're that's where there's box that's what there's box but I feel like this time was her fault because I went I should take it picture I could recreate it because uh but the box it was full because of that box right the box was full because of the box so that was one delivery on top of i left on a friday so technically she already is was available to get out of the mail carrier vehicle yes so she did that to leave her

note yes she could have put the box up now to all the postal workers that listen to you i was going say is that something that they can do. Yeah, no. They're not Amazon or UPS. Exactly. Because she delivered it to the box. And I know Amazon and none of these other people can touch inside that box.

They can't put anything in there. Now maybe. Oh yeah, don't be messing with the UPS. I know. That's what I'm saying. So like I know they can. So like is there a- You're not even supposed to leave.

Like if I want to leave a note to my neighbors. Oh no, you can't do that. No, you can't do that. No, you can't do that. No. Don't even touch it. Yes. All right.

Don't even look at it. The owner of that. house the one that owns the house can only touch it or rent the house and the mail person and the male person now okay now my question is if the male person screwed up this big where it put a box there on a Monday and then Tuesday once a Thursday comes the owner's not in the house but I need to drop more mail in there can I take the box out and put it in the front door or maybe you just don't deliver it you say you realize that the box is going to overflow the mailbox right so you just you

well she delivered her on a Monday so it was just a Monday oh it's only one box I'm gonna put it in the thing oh that was the first thing that was the first thing now Tuesday

was it Thursday come around so now I have a pile up what's mail are you getting what's going on okay can I tell you what it was can I tell what it was it was my people's magazine

which I got to find out J-Lo and Ben Affleck are dating I have to have my have to have that right Then it was my Time magazine. Okay. Then it was my... What are you trying to win the sweepstakes and you have the magazine orders?

Then it was my Washington... I don't know this or not, but there's a thing called the web. Then was my Washington Post magazine. Web. Okay. Then it was People in Spaniel magazine. Because it's so much different than the English version. Yeah, because then I need to know, you know,

and the English version is J-Lo and Ben Affleck. And the Spanish version is Ben Affleck and J-Loh. Yeah. And then there was another, oh, it was my Hunter's magazine. Dude, seriously, are you trying to win the publishers clearinghouse sweepstakes? So what happened was that my, my spirit air miles were about to expire. And to send me this big catalog going to say, do you want them to expire? Or you can read.

Curtin cover number two. There's a buttload of magazines you can pick. You know what? I actually remember you talking to me about this. So I picked all the magazines. I literally have all the magazines you can think of. I get them. Actually, I bring them for Glenn sometimes because it's like about China and what they're doing.

So I bring to Glenn. The people magazines I send them to my mom. The Hunter ones. Most am I not. I brought you. I know. I like, is nothing now? Oh, no, I did not bring you that one.

You come to me when you have a problem with the Postal Service. I do. So postmaster general Jeff Fisher. I'm just worth a problem. I was going to leave her a gift card and a note of sorry and a gift card. That's not a bad idea. But then I was like, I feel like this is a person-to-person interaction because we interact at least twice a week. Right.

It's kind of hot out now. I would say maybe you give her a box of kexy cookies or something because it's world-class cookies. Oof, I'm sorry, but I'm not that sorry. Wow. I'm sorry, but I'm not that sorry. Wow. Okay. I mean, you're already talking a gift card.

Yeah, but see, a gift card has... A gift card is not... Five bucks at Starbucks. Get yourself half a cup. A gift card, I'm not emotionally attached to that gift card. I can't see cookie. I'm so emotionally attached to that cookie. It's very difficult for me.

Yeah, that's true. I order a box for Alaska when I went to Alaska. And I was like, I don't want to, I don't want to query it because it's way too many trips. I'm going to order it. I'm going to have Pat's people send to Alaska. I met the cookies over there. I brought the rest of them back. Oh, no.

For my sister. No. It's my cookies. Well, then the postal worker is definitely not getting them. We don't leave them for family. We're not leaving them for the postal worker. Yeah, so I think a Starbucks is good. Okay.

A gift card, absolutely. Gift card? Yeah, half a cup of coffee from Starbucks for five bucks. That works. What coffee are you drinking? The one I guess, like three bucks. You know, no. Yes.

But then if you give her five bucks, see, that's what I'm saying. That's a cup and a half. A cup and a half. It's got to make sure I give her the right order to get the black nitro coffee. Yeah, don't order anything. Don't order any of the lattes. Oh, no. Don't do that.

You get coffee. Okay. Yeah, you got to do that. You got to do it. Just a coffee's fine. And, uh, uh, because I don't think they can get a cookie. And the process of saying, you know, hey, sorry, I got your note. I'm sorry I made you mad. And you know, you know. And then I got to bring it up. And the other thing, another point is why wouldn't you tell her? True. If you didn't go to the website and do the stop mail delivery. No, and I got to bring it up to her. Like the post office has to offer some form of services for

stop the mail because, you know, I don't want her to get mad at her for being so dumb to put a box on a Monday and then by Thursday she's bitching at me. That is kind of her fault. So all I'm saying is... Once you give her the gift card, just to make it right, so you're back on good graces again. She gets a cup and a half.

She could get a promotion out of this. She gets a cup and a half. Why coming up with the idea of... Coming up on an idea of a... The stop mail program? I don't want her to call a stop mail. It's like vacation mode. You know how you have airplane mode on your phone?

vacation mode. You know, just her and on your little box you put vacation mode. Because here, online, you can only have them hold up for 30 days. Nobody takes a vacation for 30 days. What are we, United Kingdom?

Thank you. No, this is America. Exactly. Shoot, I've been on vacation. I've been on vacation since 2020. But you wouldn't think that you would have said something to her. I would have thought.

The Friday or Saturday prior to leave it. I would have said something to her, but again, I did not know she was so dumb that to put a box on a Monday and just let it collect on her to Thursday. I'm going to say something right here and this is just between me and you. You take it the way any way you want. When you talk to her and apologize, hold off on calling her stupid. It's just me. At Desjardin, we speak business.

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you look at a map of the state of Texas and you see where san antonio is and bexer county is right there you see if i'm holding up my hand for those of you listening live on the 20th of july or the 30th of july 2021 it's right there you're not live you're still here i thought after i thought after a year and a half you're right here i'm holding my hand up you know that's one thing i always when i listen to your super podcast every time you say you're listening live i'm like you're never live it's a podcast You're listening live right now. I am because I'm in the studios working, so I am listening to your life. Are you gone now?

Okay. So these two girls in Bexar County, Texas, again, right here, just a little southwest of San Antonio. They are now in trouble because of a video they posted online. And you know what? Videos online are the ones that always get you. So these two girls, 16 and 17, discovered a corpse. It was a 25-year-old man in a drainage ditch. Now, I guess the guy killed himself.

They're claiming it was a suicide. He hung himself. It's sad, right? I mean, wow, I mean, think of that. Really sad. Really sad, right? You hung yourself in a drainage ditch? Man, that's...

I'm not laughing. That's tough. man any suicide is tough I'm not joking about suicide but holy cow whoever killed that man

is it's appreciating you right now right you don't kill yourself in a drainage ditch right no one kills no

you just don't that man was murdered I think you're right yeah I think you have to be right come on yeah and if you kill yourself like that

bro go out some other way So when the girls find the body, they call a friend to say, hey, we found a dead body. How about you call the police? Because we're going to be rummaging around here a little bit. And he's wearing a necklace that I'm going to take. So they weren't upset. The 260 or 17-year-olds were like, whoa, hey, there's a dead body hanging from the drainage ditch.

I'm going to take his chain. Wow. Okay. So they do. And they posted on Snapchat. Of course they post a video on Snapchat. So the police come. And they still hung out. They stayed there. They still, they talked to the police. You know, I haven't been in the office for a while with you. But isn't that one of the rules, one of the CTF rules? Thank you. You know, I've stopped so many times from my way from Florida to Texas and Texas Florida on the side of the road. I have never posted video. You never posted a video of two. Dude, Jeffie, two times I stopped. Two black bags.

I was in Florida. Right? Two times I stopped. I didn't find anything. Good answer. So. I'll tell you later. I know, no, no.

I know. So they take the next thing they posted it. They threw the chain away. So the cop says, hey, those girls are. the girls I talked to at the scene as he sees the Snapchat video so they call him back in and they go yeah yeah we took it

you know the one girl says yeah I threw the chain away the chain was kind of crappy but I really like the medallion the medallion was my fashion it met she said this is a quote it matched my fashion style oh okay no problem good so death so right that's her matching style

death so now they've they've been charged with theft from a human corpse or grave. That's a felony in the state of Texas. That's too much. Right. That's too much. We got to document a little bit, just a little bit between the,

and they didn't dig up anyone. And it's not like he was using it. It was somebody who was, well, you claim suicide, but somebody who was murdered. Well, not just that. It's if a person is going to kill himself over a drainage, do they really have anybody to claim their body? Probably not.

Okay. So who are you hurting? The dead person that killed himself? No, seriously. Is it a crime towards the state? Did the state have any... It's a crime. To who?

It's a crime. Who's the victim? It's a theft of a human corpse or a grave, okay? Who's the victim? The corpse. He's dead, he has no rights. The family of the corpse. What, the drainage sewage?

No, the family of the corpse. Oh, the fish is who were in the suit. the people that were unable to recognize that this guy was in such bad shape that he hung himself on a drainage just those people. Oh, okay. That's who you're concerned about. So they were arrested and then they were released on $2,000 bond. So it must have been not of a serious crime.

It's just a felony. So it's a felony. But hey, $2,000, $10%, $200. Get out of here. No. No? It's not the way it works, but no. Nice try.

The math's a little off. No, yeah, so like you only put 10% of the bail. Or it's the 10% in the house. It's 10%. So 200, or it's the $2.000? They were released on a $2,000 bond. Yeah, so you only put. Oh yeah.

Yeah, that's right. It'd be a couple hundred bucks. Yeah, you're right. Your math is right. I was thinking that they paid $2,000. So anyway, there's a lady that now believes that we should have porn for children. And you know what?

I want to quote her, Hear Me Out. By the way, if you start a quote by Hear Me Out, that's like saying, I'm no prude. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.

I heard that somewhere before. I heard it too. I've heard that somewhere before. It just came to mind when you said that. Here we are. I have no approved. Yes, you are. Yes, but he said he's not approved. Yeah. Hear me out.

Now, before we get to what she said and her idea, she tweeted this and then she deleted the tweet. That's like bending the knee to Twitter. No, that is bending the knee. No one deletes a tweet. If you really believe, like she said, hear me out. Right. That means you already, you already...

You already sat down, pad and paper, and said, this is an idea that I truly believe I could be wrong, but it's an idea. Right. So she believes that young teens are already watching porn. Some would say perhaps that's one of the issues. Not me. I'm no prude.

You wouldn't say that? Yeah. But they're finding hardcore aggressive videos that give a terrible view of sex. They need entry. level porn. How many times? How many times in your life have you said, you know, those youngsters over there need some entry level porn? So what you're saying is she would like them to have the equivalent of marijuana? Soft, yes. Because marijuana is the gateway drug to drugs. You know, you start with marijuana, boom, you're in a corner, crack. You're in a dumpster pulling out

spoiled food, smoking crack. Crack. Crack. A soft core site where everyone asked for consent and no one gets choked. But what if you... Now that's kind of funny. That is funny. That's funny. Come on now. I could see what she landed on there.

And she said here absolutely not getting swept up into another Twitter cesspool. So I deleted tweet before it picks up steam. Oh, it picked up steam. Obviously not an actual solution. But it is a real problem. everyone take a deep breath. Okay, see, she was just trying to be funny. And that was her point.

That was the point! Which she shouldn't have deleted the tweet. She should stand by her idea. Absolutely. Because I could see as a normal person movie like, you know what? They're already watching it. Let's make something kiddie version.

And her point was, is that there is a pornography problem. Yes. That's her point. Yes. So it's the freaking problem. You know, she's thinking of the mindset of

we have a drug problem so let's give him more drugs that's not the solution to the problem wait you know like she said kids are washing porn let's give him more porn but a soft core but a soft core so not true

MA let's put you know a little bit of PG-14 in there and it with a sprinkler 17 you think about it that's not a bad idea now years ago people used at the stepping stones, right? A hundred years ago, back when I was a little whippersnapper,

we waited for the National Geographic to come online. Not even online, really. We had to come to the magazine rack and steal it. Like me, get it at the mailbox. Yes. And not even that. I mean, you can't have the National Geographic delivered to your house. You were hoping maybe Grandma got it or something

so you could sneak away at Grandma's house. But anyway, you know, you were looking at the, you know, the naked women from Africa. But that's educational. Right. And then we moved up to Playboys. Still educational. Then you moved up to Penthouse.

Oh, now you're just a filthy bastard. And then you went to Hustler. Oh. Yes. And then you had the detective magazines. Well, the detective magazine means I think were around the Playboy time, too. They were the hardcore one. That's how you know you're old.

magazines. When you're thinking about detective. I'm just saying that's what I'm giving you the timeline. You never saw the detective magazines? Oh, yeah. Me either. But I just know about them. But, you know, I get the idea of, you know, it's a good idea.

Softcore porn. There's something already about that. Is there? Oh, yes. Is there? Right now to get a computer. put soft see you've

finished it for you oh look you didn't have to oh you press this ass and who's your first recommendation TikTok comes up anyway or is that Snapchat

I can't decide and congratulations too to a new Guinness book of world record holder you made it and I did not dude after all that crap I went to the downtown Dallas

and did the whole I have not set a record yet don't don't don't don't push it me because I'll get one. Okay. I will be in the Guinness Book of World Wars. I will be.

But Samantha Ramsdale has now been recognized for her mouth. She has the... She speaks loud? She has the world's largest mouth. Nice. Congratulations. What's the measures, men? Three...

Three point seven five inches. Is that wide or... Yeah. Yeah, she's holding her mouth wide open. Uh-huh. If you're watching live, I'll show you. They can't. Cameras are off.

I got the mouth wide open now. Not only cameras are off, the lights are off. The lights are off. Hey, three point high. Nah, they're not. Understand any. That's not big, though. I thought it would be bigger.

Three inches. If you look at that mouth, man. Yeah, 3.1. Ooh, 3.75 inches. Do you have a ruler here? Yeah, she's got a ruler as a picture. The ruler. No, a ruler in this room.

I want to see that. I don't have anything that small. that you could use to measure with, but I mean, you can pre-tack it to, you know. Anyway, congratulations. Put that away. All right, let's go to the break room.

I need something cold to drink. Desperately. Oh, my gosh, good. And I will say today, I don't like that, you know, they're not a sponsor of the broadcast. But I'm hitting the Diet Dr. Pepper today. Because the new Coke Zero,

not as refreshing. I saw that you did the review on the podcast when I was producing it. Just saying. Is it really that bad? I didn't say it was bad. It's good, but it's cold. You know, it's a cold beverage, but it's not as refreshing. Do we have a theory of why we keep changing new Coke?

I just want to change it around. Because my wife is concerned. Really? Because what's the, what's the, what's the slogan for the new? Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. Uh-huh. It's like now even better or something like that? Yeah. Don't look at the can. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. It's the doctor pepper can. Why are you looking at the Dr. Pepper can? I don't know. Because there's nothing there. There's one in the trash can right there. The one I had this morning. What's this say?

Oh yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Now more delicious. See, I did actually have one today already. You did. So was the two previous version not as delicious? I loved the first.

the first version. I know, that's what I'm saying. And then the second version, I took me a little bit, but I got into it. Now we're at the third version. And the third version, yes. And the third version is they claim

is trying to get more like Coca-Cola. But isn't that the whole point? Yes. Because that's, so that's the conversation for me and the wife, like me and the wife, on the drive to like Florida and stuff like that.

When you're in the car, you got to talk to them. You talk, right? And then we heard the, dude, I hate him with a passion. You know, to the point where we're hanging out with some friends. And the wife of our mutual friend says to my wife,

Chris really doesn't talk that much. And my wife's like, yeah, he doesn't talk, you know, like. And then she replied back with, like, wait, wasn't he on like doing radio? That means we don't have to talk all the time. Yeah. So like, that means like we don't like to talk. like this is that. A real meat is real boring. Thank you.

As the four people that I've met from the radio, like in the real world, like I want to Taco Bell and you, the one in Comro that left me hanging at the ice cream shop. Oh, baby. What? You left me hanging in the ice cream shop waiting for you.

Oh, the person. The listener. Yes. The listener. Yes, the listener. Let's meet. Oh, I'm going to take out the dogs. Did you?

Did you get out the dogs? But we digress. We'll digress. We'll talk about that later. I hate talking. This show is just completely off the rails today. Oh, I'm sorry. But it's good to have you.

It's good to see you. I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry. It's fine. Oh, okay. I feel like I already said it. One, two, three. Yeah, absolutely. 100%.

I mean, I'm actually, this is a diet, Dr. Pepper, because it was here in the building, which is why I'm drinking it. Which, by the way, I'm loving this whole upgraded snack bar at the blaze. I am loving. We don't have to pay for them anymore. What? Use grabbing go. Wait. He has.

What? What are you talking about? We don't have to pay for it anymore. Yeah, you don't have to pay anymore. Like, all snacks are free and, uh... I want my money back. I feel like that's what? That's one of the, uh, uh, now, hold on. I remember a sign that said you no longer have to pay. Really? Yes. I don't think that's why that's, was real. Oh. I don't think that sign was real. There was a sign on the snack bars. You no longer

have to pay. They took out the cashier. Let me ask you a question. If you walked into a restaurant, there was a sign outside that restaurant that said, you no longer have to pay. Let's go. Would you believe it? Yes. Okay. You're telling me that you wouldn't believe it? Oh, I would, I absolutely. I would use it as an argument. It's a legal contract. It's a legal contract. It's a good contrary says I don't have to pay. Sir, that's not our sign. How would I know that? I didn't know that. It says management at the bottom. So anyway, so I'm drinking diet Dr. Pepper, but I think the Dr. Pepper zero. Have you tried that? Yes. And it was pretty good. It was pretty good.

Because I did, I want, I drink. I needed to try another one or two to actually have a decision on it. But it was pretty good. I have an addiction. Yeah, so, so who doesn't? And I may drink three to four, five, max of Dr. Pepper's every day. All right, regular Dr. Pepper. Regular Dr. Pepper. The one with a rec can, established 1885.

Right here in Texas. Right here in Texas. I saw the new Dr. Pepper. Yeah. Let's give it a world. Sure. About me a whole case. I went full on 24, you know, cans.

They're still in the fridge. Oh. I cannot. get to it. Do you have even tried it? No, I tried it. Okay, yeah. But it's not going to be the regular.

Why is that? If I was a Coca-Cola drinker. My wife only drinks- That I would think that the Coca-Cola zero, the latest one, oh good, I can have a zero and it'll be more like the Coca-Cola. But the reason that many of us drink the Coca-Cola zero is because we don't want to- And you don't want the fat calories. Or the diabetes.

That may be. Or get fatter. Sure. That's what it is. Yeah. I'm sorry. Seriously. Get to your so bad.

I feel so bad. I don't even know why I'm recording this stupid show. Welcome to chewing the fat, by the way. I was only supposed to talk about the male lady. I didn't even want you to do that, to be honest, but to go ahead. And then I can't get rid of you. I'm sorry. I'll leave.

I'll leave. I'll leave. Oh. whatever. If you leave, now that I know I don't have to pay for anything, could you bring back some snacks? You want some snacks?

Yeah. I got some Puerto Rican snacks. Oh, I'm allergic. So you're here. We talked about it off the air. You might as well stick around for the rest of the show. We've got a few minutes left. We've got to talk a little bit about Scarlett Johansson

and the Black Widow Wars that she's having with Disney. Dude, such a great. story. She has decided that, you know, they broke the contract with her. They weren't supposed to release Black Widow on their streaming channel when it was released to the theaters. And she thinks that they owe her big money. Now, okay. We talked about Alfair. Black Widow made 80 million opening weekend. Okay. 80 million opening weekend. This story has the 80 million opening weekend. And then it talks about how Disney made. made 60 million on streaming from it.

How much the story doesn't say how much Black Widow actually made. But, you know, that deal, right? If they broke the contract, okay. I just have a couple of questions for Scarlett Johansson. Well, here, let me call her. Okay. Okay, while you're on the phone with her, let me flush out this question for her. Okay.

All right. Who is your representative? Because you need to fire that person. You need to hire the firm of Fisher Cruz representation for actors. 100% agree with that. Because. Just a second. Just ringing us.

She hasn't answered yet. Okay. Because how is it? How is it that you are about to release the first Marvel movie in 2021? And did not know that this movie was going to release. on the platform. I knew. Everyone knew.

You know, maybe I knew because I'm a, you know, shareholder of Disney. Maybe because of that. So as a non-shareholder of Disney, Fisher, did you know that Black Widow was also going to come on the platform? I did. Oh, so you did. Okay.

I thought it was something. You don't need to rub it in that you're a, you know, I thought it was something between, you know, shareholders in our shareholder meetings, you know, You sit there and then they say, hey, this is what I'm planning for the future of the company. I thought that was just an insider. I can understand the confusion, but no. Okay.

So if you knew and I knew, there's no way in hell that Scarlett Johansson and her people did not know that the movie was also going to be released on the platform. And all these actors and producers and grips all know what's going on. You forgot about the best boy. The best boys. All right. Food services. All these people. Craft.

If you want craft, we can get that for you. But I'm talking about the food services. Yeah, craft. That's what they called. So they know, you know what's happening, right? Yes. That's the deal with the, I mean, there was the deal, the Zach Seidner, the Justice League that he released, which was.

Oh, that's a great movie. But it was like 25 parts. Yeah. 18 different parts. It was like watching the Godfather. Yes. non-stop one through seven. But they did it that way because

Zach said, hey, I wanted to release it in segments because it was so long. But the contract said it had to be a whole a feature film. Right. So we did it this way. Which is why it's 181 hours. Right. Which it still was really good. It's great. But that's a side from the boy, which

maybe Black Widow isn't as good as that. And that's the point that I wanted to see. Was she surprised that the movie, you know, didn't rank as much. Very well. So now she wants a piece of that streaming pie, right? She's going to let it slide. If they're going to do all this money at the theaters,

well, then maybe I won't complain and we'll just see how it goes. Because night one, which was July 9 Friday. Okay. It made $39 million. Okay. Night 2, 23 million. Okay. Night 3, 17 million.

Okay, so that's, I'm saying. So the first weekend was 60 to 60 million. Yeah. 80 million. That was the first. That's 60 million. Well, 60 million is day one and two. But day three, she's made.

So so far, as of... What does she make? 120 probably? As of July 28, that's the last recording we have, 159 million. 160 million. That's still... It's not bad.

It's not bad. It's not good, though. But... It's not... Blackwood, it's not Marvel Cinematic Disney World. Yeah. This is for me, it's a two-fold. But with the 60 million from Disney Plus,

now you're over 200 million. So you're okay. Also, she's just being a greedy bitch. Sure. Because she already made 160. Charlotte's Jeff Fisher. I know you haven't picked up. It's just your voicemail.

I just want to let you know. Call me back. We're just talking about your deal with Disney. I don't know if you can talk about it on the air now or not because it's an ongoing lawsuit. But, you know, call me back. Okay? Yeah, thanks.

Take care. I feel that this is, sorry, I'll take the whole, she's being a greedy bitch back. But I feel like this is just an excuse. To what? I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe too much of trying. If you didn't know that the movie's going to release on the platform, then you're an idiot. Yes. I'll give you that. So now we're highlighting that you're an idiot. and you did not know how to do this. Then we're highlighting that female should not be actresses

because it can barely negotiate a good contract. So that's another super highlight. I will say the thing that ticked me off the most was the Disney response. Okay, I've still not heard the response, so please read it because I want to know, because you keep saying that. Disney responded to Johansson

by saying the lawsuit was especially sad and distressing in its callous disregard for the heart. horrific and prolonged global effects of the COVID-19 pandemic. Oh, that's a strong statement by Disney Corporation. Is it shareholder? It's a, is it? I support that comment and statement by Disney. They're going to tie that into COVID.

Absolutely. You know how many people have suffered? Yeah, I do. People die. But Disney wasn't suffering when they were releasing it up their streaming, Jim. I'll tell you that. Have you seen our stock? It's not doing so good.

maybe you ought to think about some other ways that you can, you know, boost your stock a little bit like, I don't know, stop being the way you are at your parks around the world. Oh, oh, the wokeness at the parks is okay. With you a shareholder? No comment. Yeah, thank you. Get no frills delivered.

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Japan has 17. The United States has 14. However, the United States is first in the medal count. right now. As of right now, they're first with 41 total medals, but China has 40. So it could end up with China winning the most golds and the most medals overall. That would be ugly. We cannot allow that to happen. We just can't. And it's been that kind of Olympics when the German cycling coach, Patrick Monster, just got dismissed. They kicked him out for his racist comment during the men's road time trial.

And the decision comes. It's time to go. He can no longer perform his duties as part of the cycling team. He was overheard shouting. And I hate to say it, but I'm going to say it anyway. I'm just going to warn you. This is what he said. Not me.

Okay. This is what he said. Get the camel drivers. Now, when you say that, something like that, let's say you're a racist person. Okay. Well, you are. So, if I were to say, get the camel drivers. Talking about the tow heads.

No. No? I know. That's what you would think. Okay, okay. One more time. One more time. One more time.

Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. He was overheard shouting. Uh-huh. Get the camel drivers. Oh, the 7-Eleven owners. No

Oh One more time One more time One more time One more time Give me two one more time One more time Get the camel drivers

Those Texans Rednecks over there No Oh then I don't know He was He was encouraging his German cyclist Who he was coaching

To catch up To two African competitors There's no camels in Africa I know. And if you're going to be, okay, in the spectrum of racism, let's walk in into that room right now. I know. Is Camel really in the vicinity of racism towards a black African?

To African competitors? I guess in the Olympic world it is. How? I would like you to connect those. How? Because I could connect. Look, he apologized, all right? He apologized for the remarks.

For what? He didn't say anything racist. Claimed he was caught in the heat of the moment. Is he what he did there? Camel, heat, the moment, Africa. Overall burden that we are having here at the moment. My choice of words was not appropriate. And I'm sorry.

I said, sincere apologies. I didn't want to offend anyone. So, sorry. I will say that one of the bike riders writers commented with a tweet. Did he cry? No, this one wasn't.

This one wasn't. Tight tier emojis. At least there was. This one said, well, there is no camel with the camel emoji. There is no camel race in the Olympics. That's why I came to cycling. At least I was there in Tokyo 2020. I thought he was going to say there's no camels in Africa

because that's what I thought. I thought the camels were like in Egypt. I don't get it. Egypt, Afghanistan, Iraq. That's the only places I saw camels. We got rid of the one composer earlier in the Olympics because he said something racist in a joke 20 years ago. You can't be.

We've got Simone Biles quitting for mental health work. Okay. Great. No problem. Have fun. And we've got, I got to get to the Hunter Biden story. We will talk about Hunter Biden on Monday. We'll get to that on chewing the fat.

Because he commented on what he thinks of the potential favor-seeking collectors and what he thinks that people are saying how he feels about people that are upset about it. And he says two words. And one of them really isn't a word. It's more of a, well, it's E-M-M-um-um. It's not even U-M. would say, like stake-um, it's not even that. It's not stake-um.

It's effem. Affem. Only he said the entire word. Affem. That's how he feels about you. So, I mean, that's how you should feel about him, I guess. That's just what I'm saying. But I'll play the audio for you on Monday, and it'll be awesome.

And I just want to hope that Jill Biden is okay. get out of here today by hoping that Jill Biden is okay. She had some kind of surgery on her foot. What? Yeah. She was with my sister in Alaska a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, well then she went to the Olympics. Okay. And then she flew back and stopped off in Hawaii because that's what you do. I was going to ask you, when you lead the country to go to Tokyo. That's what you do. And you are in D.C., right? D.C. Yeah. You fly from D.C. to to Alaska. DC to Alaska.

And then Alaska to Tokyo. Top off to Alaska, go to Tokyo. Let's say that again. Tokyo. Don't try to sound like you're... And then from Tokyo. I work for NBC now. Shut up.

And then Tokyo. You fly back to D.C. But you have to stop in Hawaii. You have to. Especially if you're with the, in the White House. Yeah. Oh, man.

Is that like a right of passage? Like, you know how the Pope comes and kisses the floor? That's exactly what it is. When you leave America, you leave through Alaska, you stop there, you kiss the bear. You're not going to just have a weekend stop off in Alaska, right? So if you're leaving the country, you've got to stop there, make it a big deal. And she did.

And she did. Right. She managed to spend. So then on her way back, you stop off at the other state that nobody's ever stopped at. No one stops there. At Hawaii. No one stops. Is it even part of America?

It's not a campaign stop. I'll tell you that. We're not taking a bus. He's not taking the Noma. larky tour bus to Hawaii. Wait, you can't take a... Yeah, okay. No, you can't.

There's no road. Is that the only stop? Maybe with the new infrastructure deal, maybe they'll build a bridge. The one trillion dollar infrastructure deal? This new one. Yeah, maybe they'll build a bridge. Okay.

Now, they can't decide whether it's going to start in San Francisco and go to Hawaii. No, no, it's starting Alaska. It's going to go from Alaska to Hawaii. Okay. Yeah. Because that's the only common sense way to do it. Now, my question is to Jill, Does that mean that nobody from the Biden administration has to go to Alaska into next election?

Yeah. So that's checked off. Oh my gosh. So that's checked off. That is off the list. So you don't have to go to Alaska and really, unless it's a vacation. Unless you want to take a vacation, you don't, you don't have to go back to Hawaii. Or visit, you know.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you do have to fly to Japan or Southeast Asia, if you don't want to make a stop in Africa and go that way. If you have to go across the country, you might want to stop at Hawaii again, but you really don't have to. Well, you know, and that's where the former black president lives.

So you've wanted to visit the former black president and black first lady. Is he staying in Hawaii now? He's not living in Hawaii, isn't it? We don't know. Because Jill stopped in, oh, he's living in his... Jill stopped and look what happened to her.

He's got the dump up on the East Coast. So you're telling me that that jail stopped in Hawaii just because, and not to visit the first black president and the first black first lady. I don't know. Because she went, you know, the first thing she said, she's like, who's first lady now? Hey.

So I'd also like to point out that she stops in Hawaii and walks on the beach and then stepped on some object on the beach. I don't understand. What the heck is going on with Hawaii? I thought this was a tourist place and they wanted people to visit there and they have these lovely beaches

and the first lady is steps on something on the beach what the hell? Come to Hawaii where you get stepped on. Right. Or no, you step on something. And stepped on. Man, you don't want to get that. They don't even know what it was.

Well, that's the thing too. It's like who is protecting the first lady? So what happened? Wait a minute. Now we're to believe that they don't know what it was. Oh, they know. part of a sea urchin or a seashell nobody seems to know for sure what happened to the first lady's foot they want to know they know they know they just don't want to admit it it's got to be it's got to be something something fishy is going on with jill's foot can i quote you on that yes thanks for listening to

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