Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 686 | Fat Pile Friday The 13th...

Episode Date: August 13, 2021

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Welcome to chewing the fat. So it is Friday the 13th. Friday the 13th. Oh, those of you're listening live, of course, it's Friday the 13th. If you're not listening live, then it's obviously the... day that you're listening on. So I'm just saying, welcome to chewing the fat on the Friday

the 13th. If you're listening live. You know, I was looking, I was wondering, and we talked a little bit about it on Pat Unleashed this morning. It's weird they have 12, 12 movies of the Friday of the 13th series. And, I mean, you'd think that they would have come out with a 13th version, just to wrap up

the whole thing. You'll burn them at the steak or do something at the end that just wraps up the whole thing or you know they do something that you just think that he's going to live forever and you never know when he's going to turn back up but it's really the end because we have Friday the 13th then you have Friday the 13th part two Friday the 13th part three Friday the 13th the final chapter Friday the 13th a new beginning Friday the 13th part 4 Jason lives Friday the 13th part 7 the new Blood. Friday the 13th, Part 8. Jason takes Manhattan. That was my favorite. That was my favorite,

I think. Jason goes to hell the final Friday. Jason X. I guess that was 10. Freddie versus Jason. And then just Friday the 13th again in 2009. So, I mean, we should have had Friday the 13th, actually Friday the 13th squared and it released today or it releases on a Friday the 13th and there you have it so you're welcome there you go Amazon what are you doing with your studios

Netflix what do you call me I'm here for you we'll make it we'll work it out for you okay we're just here for you no problem anyway welcome to join the fat it's Fat Pile Friday and there are I mean so many great

stories in the fat pile today Also, I mean, since it is Friday the 13th, I saw where Krispy Cream fans got a deal today too. So, uh-huh. For those of you listening live, you still got a shot to get your extra crispy cream. It's the double dozen. Mix and match order, any 24 assorted donuts for $13. $13 for $24 Krispy Kremes? I mean, that's worth it for you.

That's worth it for you. I don't know that it's worth it for me. Because, you know, crispy creams. Sure, if they're here, I'm going to eat them. That's clear. I'm not going to say no. But do I go out of my way for a crispy cream? I don't think so.

I don't mind them when they're really, really hot because then the grease doesn't affect you. It just goes right down, and it doesn't clog any of the veins. Nothing. It just goes right down and it goes right through you. But when they get cold and it starts getting cloggy, I used to work with a guy. He would have gotten the double deal, the double-dozen mix,

and then he just saves them and microwaves them, so they get really hot. They don't affect you that way. Oh, okay, no problem. That's where I learned that they don't affect you. Just saying, no, really. I'm just saying, like I'm just saying, if you own a farm, a livestock farm, and you have a manure pit,

you already know that if you get down there, the fumes could overtake you, right? So you don't just go down there without having somebody up top going, you okay down there? You all right? So three brothers are down in a manure pit, and they all die? They got nobody else around?

That is the strength. story. I think we need an investigation. Something is fishy or poopy around here. Something ain't right. So rescue crews find the men unconscious and they're unable to move in the pit. So apparently they were down there fixing the manure pump and man what a good, I mean, if you own a livestock farm and you have a manure pit, I mean, you got to learn how to fix the manure. pump is just part of the deal. So they were overtaken by the fumes and they were, you know,

they identified the three brothers and they were taken to area hospitals and then they were later pronounced dead. Very sad. I mean, that's holy cow. Three brothers? I mean, that's an entire family and their family is just horrible. But so they have this

manure pit and they go down to fix the pump. Now, I feel like probably done it a thousand times. and one of the brothers, you know, usually is the guy that goes, oh, I'm starting to feel a little bit woozy. All right, and then we get, then they get out of there. I feel like I just would like to see one brother went,

oh, I'm feeling a little bit woozy. Maybe he doesn't say anything this time. And so now the other brothers are starting to feel a little woozy, but they don't, they're not saying anything because the other brother hasn't said he's woozy. And so the other brother drops over, and they all go, oh, man, Fred. Oh, what's the brother's names?

Oh, there's Gary. Todd and Brad. Brad, are you okay? And Gary says to Todd, oh, Brad's down, and then Gary drops over. And now it's just Todd left standing there with Brad and Gary dropped in the manure pit and he's like,

oh crap, I don't know what to do. And he goes down. And so now all the brothers, I know, look, I know it's a sad story. Don't look at me like that. It's horrible. But how does that happen? How do you just, you go down into this pit?

and you don't have anyone who's the lookout? No one. You don't have the kid. You don't have a cow. You don't have a trained cow at your livestock farm. That sits up on top of the manure pit and goes, when he moves, it's time for you to get the hell out. Something?

I mean, come on. Something's got to give. And now then I'm thinking about the manure pit. All I can think about is, the Jay Leno joke that he told on the Seinfeld Coffee and Cars show where he said he was there's two guys out for a walk and they come along this giant pit and they see a they see a brick I got to think how the joke goes now they see a brick and they throw it into the pit and as they're standing there talking all of a sudden this uh this

sheep comes running really fast and falls into the hole. And the guy, a little bit later, a guy comes along and says, hey, excuse me, have you seen my sheep? And the guy says, yeah, we saw him, he fell into the hole. And the guy says, that's impossible. I had him tied up to a brick.

Anyway. You're welcome. That's Friday the 13th. Let me alone. Well, well, well, Chris Cruz. How are you? Happy Friday the 13. Dude. Almost got into a car accident coming in.

Did you make the stop off of Krispy Cream on the way in? I did. I knew it. I did. I did. It's right there like by North Frisian Hills. Did you get the Friday 13th deal? I didn't, but I got me three Hondurians little kids that I was not expecting to get.

I went for the donuts, came out with three kids. That's good of least Krispy Cream has taken care of the. The foster kids. I don't understand when did Krispy Kreme become a sanctuary workplace. So anyway, I don't want to talk about the sanctuary workplace. I do it because it was fine. Did you get the donuts? Your accident.

Oh. What happened? Dude, you know that Krispy Kreme Donuts by North Richmond Hills? Of course. It's right there. It's right in front of the tracks. Yeah, it's right there. The train was passing by.

And somehow this idiot. bicyclist. Oh, I love bicyclists. They are my favorite people on the planet. I dislike them. No, you don't, Chris. They have all the legalities of everyone else on the road. When you pay your taxes for that super bike to be on the road, then yes. They do, Chris. Okay. He had his stupid little helmet with a blinking light in the back, blinking light in the little seat, blinking lights on his shoes. He was blinked out. Following all procedures and laws of safety. What time is in that? It's like, Matt early in the morning. It was like 8 o'clock in the morning.

The train passes. Fine. I can see the train. You cannot make a right turn when you have a bunch of vehicles waiting for the train to come and then just decide to go right because he wants to go straight. Well, there's a bunch of vehicles waiting for the train to keep going. He just goes and starts cutting between cars. I did not see him.

And all of a sudden, all I hear is, they do shit my car. Letting you know he was there? Yes. Yeah, I've had that happen a couple of times. Don't touch my car. That's a salt. He just letting you know.

This is why I trained my kids. To what? I train my kids. And they don't do it anymore because it's a horrific thing. And I would never, I don't recommend this for anyone to do ever in their lives. Open the door when they come by? When bicyclists are riding on the road, which they're supposed to do, and it's legal, and they should be out there, and they don't, they're not supposed to ride on the sidewalks because sidewalks are for humans to walk and people who are handicapped. Why are you reading that from the script?

So, but my kids, what I had them starting to do is when they had to slow down, we just rolled down my window, and the kids would hang their heads out of the window going, get out of the sidewalk! They don't do that. They do not like that. The bicyclists do not like that. Especially if they're the bicyclists that are so taking themselves too serious. Oh, they all do. No, there's some. No, they don't.

No, the ones in the country. I already had a big fight with the bicyclists in the world. I know. I remember. I love this story. We don't have time for it. No, I know. But it's just, that's why I love bicyclists now, Chris.

They're all great. But. And there should be on the road. And in fact, it's better with their four to five abreast. because then you see them and you can just take your time and know not to pass them. That's so special.

They do this like group. Yeah. And it's a gaggle F. Yes. And I'm like, why? To you right? I don't care tomorrow. All I know is there's a big vehicle

coming your way. Get out. No, there is not. That's wrong, Chris. It is wrong. Don't even even kid about something like that. It's Friday 13. Have you talked about the prince yet?

No, I was dead. That's why I called you in here. Yeah. I cannot stop thinking about that stupid show. It's great. I, if you haven't seen The Prince, go get HBO. Who do you have HBO? Create an email.

Get the one-week trial. Well, you can just go on Instagram and follow Gary Genetian. He's just busy posting clips from. He's been posting. But if that's not a tease enough, get yourself a fake email, go subscribe for a week. Sign up for free. Just watch the Prince. Just watch a 12 episodes.

12 episodes, 13 minutes each. That will kill you, what, two hours? And he got seven days. Do you be able to watch some other stuff that's on HBO and be happy about yourself? My conclusion for that TV show, that's exactly what I thought it will finally act. Now, they paused the release of that. Yes. Because of what's his face dying?

Well, they admitted he died. Right. In real life, in real life, they said, oh, yeah, he's gone now. He died 10 years ago. Wow. The time when he stepped down from his duties, that's when he died. And then. That was a while ago.

And in the TV show, they maybe show you how they kept them alive for so long. Yeah, they call it a parody. But comedians are usually right. It's a little big guy. There's a couple of, like, I'm not crazy how they portray the queen sometimes. The queen. But it's still funny. You know, I took offense on how they portrayed the queen.

Did you? You know, I felt like I was cursing God every time they disrespected the queen. Yeah, I know. It was uncomfortable to see. That was a little tough to take. But at the same time, I could see the queen. In her early years, in her early years. Maybe acting bitchy if we can say that.

Just a little bit. Camilla and boy toy. Oh, perfection writing. The whole cast was written perfectly. Fantastic. Even Kate. Wonderful.

Kate and William. Megan and Harry. Megan and Harry. Oh, my God. When I saw the writing for Harry, That's exactly how you think he is. Not for William. I would not expect William to be that stupid like Harry.

I don't think William is that dumb. No. I don't think he is. I do see William how they portray him where he is. Things happen around him and he doesn't know. It just happened. It just happened. It's been his life.

Yes. I mean, when they went well, I mean in Harry too. Oh, well, yes. When they come back, the one episode where they come back from California and they just show up and the. the butler says something and Megan calls it by his name. She remembered my name. And Harry goes, are you new?

And he goes, I've been with you since you were born. And, you know, the, he goes, oh, oh. The whole scenario between Harry and going to get milk. That's exactly what I will think. A royal will act when it comes to a, hey, go get milk from where? To do an everyday thing. Everyday thing, something that we take for granted. Hey, just grab some milk.

When he goes for his job as the coffee shop, as the barista, does I really want to know how to make tea? Oh, that's pretty basic. It's one of our basic things. I mean, other than water, and he goes, is that a week two thing? He doesn't even know how to make water. I mean, that's the Royals. That's the Royals.

Now, I can see why the media, aka the left, the tolerant left, got so upset. What's all the left doing the kids? Characters, Genetti is, Gary Genetti is a left as you can get. I don't know why they go. Oh, you should not attack kids. I'm sorry. There was no attacking of the kids.

George is the ruler, man. George is legit. I want myself to be like that, except for a little flamboyant stuff. But I want my son to be like that. What are you talking about except for the flamboyant stuff? Really, he was very flamboyant. When they had a guy come in and get him all dressed up. Yeah.

That's flamboyant. It is not. He is in the board... Oh, we're done. Thanks for stopping by. He's on the borderline bisexual. I guess I should probably say, I'm glad you didn't get hurt in the accident.

All right, let's go to the break room. Let's get something cold to drink. I need something desperately. Oh, man, did that sound good? It's one of my final Coca-Cola zeros. The originals. Well, you know, you know what I mean? You know what I mean.

You know what I mean. So remember a while back when we talked about the gender reveal party at the quarry up in New Hampshire? And they used like 80 pounds of tannerite and it was this giant explosion and people were, they didn't know what was going on and the police were called. And they figured it was the, then they finally, they caught the people because the people said, yeah, we were having a general reveal party. It was fine. We are fine. We just used all this to, you know, blow up this entire old mining area. Well, they showed him.

They showed him, man. He pled guilty, okay, in front of a judge, to disorderly conduct. Yeah, that's right. So they're going to teach him, and he was fined because of it, okay? He was fined $620. Yeah, yeah. Oh, and here's the, he also, 500 of it's going to be suspended, as long as he stays out of trouble for 12 months.

So he's going to have to pay $120. For his gender reveal party. So it showed him, man. They showed him. Sad. Sad is what it is. I mean, he admitted it, and sometimes it's best just to admit it. I see the headline is kind of misleading,

but the headline is Russian millionaire admits killing man he mistook for bear. And I thought, okay, but he's owning up to it. This guy, so I guess there was this guy out by the dumpster by this, the millionaire's home. And he was like, yeah, I heard some rummaging going on out there. I thought it was a bear. Yeah, I shot him. And so he didn't kill him right off the guy. The guy goes to the hospital and later died.

So the Russian millionaire is like, yeah, I'll spend two months under house arrest while you guys investigate this. And he had to step down from the, he was part of the Putin United Russia Party. So I'm sure Vlad will say, dude, stay home for two months and then he'll be fine. All right. Take care. No problem. We still have got what's his face in prison?

What's his name? You know, the guy that's going up against Putin. Levani, yeah, Nelvani. He, that's still him in prison. I'm surprised he's still alive, man. I am really surprised he's still alive. But now we're told, speaking of him, that some of his allies are leaving the country.

So they've been told, get out or you're going to end up like the bear going through the dumpster. Oops, it would be interesting to see if that guy was affiliated with Alexi or not. But she, the one lady, which I'm a little surprised, maybe the wife is kicking her out because she's not that bad looking female. And I know the wife is

pretty good looking too, but you know what they say. No, you do, you know what they say. So as long as we're talking about, you know, crime and criminals. I see in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Lancaster, Pennsylvania, that there was a report, and I don't know who called it in, but there was a report that there was a cadaver in a guy's bed and a head in the guy's freezer. Now, I don't know how you know that without, you know, being friends or whatever, but the police stopped by. Hey, we got a report. that there's a cadaver in the bed

of a head in the freezer and the guy says oh yeah yeah that's a that's a cadaver you know what it is it's just a fake cadaver it's a fake cadaver of my dad

and somebody saw me probably stabbing him you know a dozen or so times but it's just a fake it's a fake body yeah except dead the police checked it out and it wasn't a fake body

and then he reminded them. We also got a report that, you know, there's a head in the freezer. Yeah, it's a fake head, though. Come here, I'll show you. And he opens up the freezer and there's the head. You know, it's not a fake cadaver head at all. It's a real head removed from the body that was laying in the bed. So, good times.

good times in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Come on now. Nobody said criminals were smart. Well, some people did. I mean, there was just a report about the one guy who robbed the bank I couldn't read his note. Come on, if you're going to rob a bank,

at least make the note right. I was just sad, is what it is. We're in a sad place in America. Our criminals. It's the dumbing down of criminals. What the hell is going on? You know what's better than the one big thing? Two big things.

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who co-hosts Talking Walking Dead with me, talk a little bit of Walking Dead this weekend. Season 11, the final season begins, well, it begins this weekend, this week, Monday, right, on AMC Plus, and then 13th, no, I think Sunday, Sunday, the 15th on AMC Plus, and then the following Sunday, the 22nd is when, you know, us low lives that don't have AMC Plus, us get to watch it on the cable channel of just AMC. But season 11th, the beginning of the end, baby. I know, it's sad. Plus, I see where we just had a special little study,

I'm sorry, a survey that surveyed the best cities for surviving a zombie apocalypse. All right? So we'll talk about that on Talking Walking Dead, but I will tell you the bottom five cities. And this is not even true now. Okay, that's California, not Pennsylvania. I looked down to look at the bottom five and $195.

I'm thinking, I just did a story about a guy with a cadaver and I had the freezer. But no, that's Lancaster, California. You're safe. All right. Wait a minute. Isn't it the opposite? The best cities for surviving. No, so Lancaster, California, you're dead.

Right? Like if it's a zombie apocalypse, you're gone, have a nice day. Oh, that's not good. Never mind. We'll have to discuss that. I'm talking talking dead. The one closest to here, oh, man, there's a couple in the bottom. Mesquite, Texas.

And Laredo, Texas is 200. So people in Laredo and people in Mesquite, dead. Not safe. They're not surviving the zombie apocalypse. Very, very sad news. And I see where my man, Russell Crow. him, you love them. And I do like Russell Crow. I don't know

that I love them anymore, but I do like him a lot. And he apparently is filming a new movie in Sydney, Australia, and people are starting to get a little mad at them because they've got all these lockdowns going on in Sydney, and they are locking people

down. In fact, people are busy tweeting some of their leaders are leading, this makes a total mockery of the public health orders. People can't see family, and friends, funerals limited to 10, no cases at all in the city, but still locked down. But apparently A-listers producing movies is essential. My answer to that would be, yeah, it is.

Get over it. I don't think Russell answered that way, but he may have. So as long as we're on criminals, which I'm not opposed to be. I mean, I like criminals. I enjoy some of the things that they try to do and do. A man in England decided that he was going to call the medical hotline 1,200 times because he had a foot fetish. And he wanted to talk about feet. So he would call.

He called between 2019 and 2021. and he, according to this, they're saying that the service for him calling is worth $30,000. Okay. I mean, if you're, I guess you're holding up the line for other people that have health emergencies. Would the lady really have been helping somebody out

every time? Of course you would have. What am I thinking? Of course you would have. Man, what is stupid. So he said he had a sexual foot fetish. which he indulged during most of the calls. He allegedly would call,

it's not allegedly, what did we talk about? He admitted that he did it. He would call the hotline and provide one of several fake addresses and then disguising his voice and then would talk about phony foot issues so the operators would talk about their own feet. Oh, man, that is beautiful. That is beautiful.

Now, they caught up with the guy because of a complaint from someone who said they kept getting follow-up phone calls from the hotline, although the person never requested help. I'm not sure how that came to fruition for that. That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he's been charged with malicious communications. Oh, man, malicious communications. The horror of this guy. It says he played guilty.

I don't know what they're doing to him and if they're whipping them with little cords or if they're tickling his feet or what. I'm just trying to think, you know, Hello? I've got calluses on my right toe. Do you? I do.

I've got cords on the side of my feet the size of a... Yeah? How excited are you now? Oh yeah, for those of you listening live on the 13th, today is the drive-by of the steam train. I guess it's not really a drive-by on a train, though, is it really like a rail-by or a blow-by or... You know, something.

A tica-tick-tick-tick-by. But it's going to... be in my neck of the woods. I know it's going to be in where is it like Denton, Texas, which is my neck of the woods, the greater DFW area, around 5 p.m.

But it's already, I mean, it's in Oklahoma and going through some other Texas towns and then it's going to be in Fort Worth this weekend or just, yeah, Saturday and Sunday. And then it leaves Sunday morning and starts going to Texas.

You know, I was thinking, why? I'm looking at all these cities that it's going to. I don't understand why it wouldn't go by the Folsom Prison. Why wouldn't it go by Folsom Prison? I don't see a drive-by Folsom. I mean, hello, Johnny Cash. I hear the train of coming.

It's rolling around the bend. I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when. I'm stuck in Folsom Prison. Folsom Prisons in Texas, right? I'm just waiting for everybody to email me at Two In The Fat at the Blaze.com. Of course it's not in Texas, you idiot. Look, he says in the song,

I'm down to San Antonio, okay? I'm just saying. I'm going by what the song says. I know where Folsom Prison is, okay? I got it. But, I mean, it should at least go to San Antonio, right? And I didn't see San Antonio on the list either. I'll double check right now as I'm talking to you.

I'll double check. Is San Antonio? It is going to Beaumont. There's a prison in Beaumont, right? Is it Beaumont? Thank you. Was that on the air? Oh.

Chris is in my own. There's a lot of prisons in Texas. Thank you. No, seriously, I got it. Now, you know, we were talking about AMC Plus. And it doesn't say in this story how many subscribers AMC Plus has, but I think they have like, I don't know, nine or ten months.

million. Chris, can you look up the subscribership to AMC Plus, please? Because I'm looking at this. It says now Disney Plus has 116 million subscribers now. That's pretty good. That is pretty darn good. Now, together with ESPN Plus and Hulu, Disney has nearly 174 million subscribers.

Oh, wow. Netflix only only. Netflix only has 209 million subscribers. Now I see where Reddit now is worth $10 billion? Yeah, that's pretty incredible. I mean, they have 52 Reddit, has 52 million daily active users. Compared to Twitter's 206 million and Snapchat's 293 million, Reddit recorded $100 million in ad revenue last quarter.

That's pretty good. That 192% annual increase? Twitter had $1.2 billion. Facebook is really struggling at $28.6 billion. Wow. So AMC Plus, $9 million? You can go ahead, open your microphone. Yes.

Come with me. Can you hear me now? That's what you sound like. I see like the Prince with George. Oh, devilry, sir. That's what you sound like. Yes, go ahead. I'm sorry. AMC. Plus. They're a little cagey, but they say they expect $9 million by the end of the year. Yeah, but that was last year. So don't look at the dates on the stories. Just take my word for it. Okay, boss.

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But they have just laid off about one-third of their workforce because of an algorithm. An algorithm said, yeah, you employees, yeah, you're unengaged and unproductive, so have a nice day. Take care. We don't want anything to do with you. That's amazing. Now, this mass laugh, they're saying, hey, that's the way it goes. The internal email that went off to the laid off staff from Exola CEO, Alexandra Agaptov.

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Now, apparently, apparently the company's being nice and saying good things about them to other people. Hey, we'll, we'll get you try to find you a better job with a better salary and, you know, try to find you a place where you could be productive. I mean, how does that go? How was this employee? Well, he was unengaged and unproductive for us. Might be different for you, though. I mean, do you ever get a job again?

I don't know. I don't know. You know, next week we're going to have to talk about space and space. aliens and where we're at. Because as I'm driving in today, I'm listening to coast to coast a.m. And we've got this guy on, and I don't know his name. I apologize. I'll go back and find it.

It's too difficult for me to look up right now. I don't care that much about who it was, except that the guy was talking about how he believes that we already have humans on Mars. And I thought, well, duh, the Galactic Federation. We all know about that. Hello? So then I'm thinking, okay, so he believes. that. And then I see a story that talks about how

the Mars rover had a rock, one of their first rocks that they picked up on Mars, go missing. And I thought, well, then I guess that was taken from the people that are already on Mars working for the Galactic Federation. I mean, that makes sense, right? Apparently the robot mechanisms were working perfectly. but when the metal tube that was supposed to hold the rock was opened up, it was empty.

So we don't know what happened. We just know that it's gone. Now, the initial thinking was that the empty tube was likely a result of the rock not reacting the way we expected during coring. I mean, I guess it's, you know, people or even rocks don't react the same way when they're being cord. You know, I guess it doesn't take NASA. Tell you that. But according to them, it's likely a hardware issue. I know, that's what I'm saying.

That's during the coring. It's a hardware issue. And so, I don't know. You know, are there people already on Mars? and they're just a vet. This guy claimed that he's seen vehicles in the shots that were getting back from Rover and they're not trying to hide it.

Okay. Okay. I got to find out who this guy was. Hold on, we've got to find out who he was. Okay, so I'm on the website, and they went, one of the guests, I guess, was a Karen Dahlman, who was a spirit communicator. It wasn't her.

It wasn't her. So the other guest was Billy Carson, founder and CEO of the number four Bidden Knowledge, Inc. And Forbidden Knowledge TV, as well as an expert host of Deep Space. Yeah, so this is this guy. That's the guy. And the secret space program, the release of the Unidentified Aerial Phenomenal Report, and all the anomalies. so that's him that's the guy that still believes we have people already on Mars

and he's spotted vehicles on Mars so that's why the rock is missing man that's why the rock and the dust is missing on the rover because the people are busy taking it already and thank you thank you to Elon Musk while he has decided that he's going to help NASA out

apparently NASA doesn't know how to make enough suits for people. And so, I know. So Elon said, you know, I'll go ahead and make the space suits for you if you want. I realize your development of space suits is a little lacking. And so you're talking about without the spacesuits, it could delay the landing on the moon. Shut up. We've got people. We've got,

we've got billionaires going up into space and coming back in their little spacesuits. Those are different, Jeff. Those aren't the real space suits. Oh, okay. Well, what about,

aren't they the astronauts that are worth shipping up to the space stations to bring back the trash and drop off other satellites? They're wearing spacesuits. How about we just use those? I'll have to go to the

space suit goodwill store. to go to the moon? Yes, it's just the moon. That's the deal. It's just the moon. We've already got people on Mars according to... What's his name again? That doesn't matter what his name is.

I will say, though, that just as a side note, I will say as a side note, that the SpaceX spacesuits, the ones that we've seen, they are fashionable space suits, no question. But it doesn't look like they're space sturdy.

You know, you'd see the NASA space suits and you think, I could survive in that. All right, I could put that on and I could survive in that, no problem. You see the Elon suit and you go, well, I mean, they look nice. They look nice, but if you look at them side by side, you think, which one you want to be in

if something goes wrong? I don't know, I'm just asking. Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's just me. And plus, I'm not willing. wearing one anyway. They don't make fat guy sizes. All right, I'm already out. I know. I got it. But as a fashion expert

that I am, I am fashion. I mean, you know that. If you listen to this show, hello, you know I am fashion. I would say that looking at the old NASA suits, and I know they're old and it cost them a lot of money to make the new ones and, you know,

I got it. But when you look at them side by side, it does seem possible that people would think you know maybe we take the NASA ones maybe we take the NASA ones maybe I survive better in that suit but again maybe it's just me all right why am I seeing all kinds of news about breastfeeding now what is going on I did a story earlier about the lady I think that was last week right I did the story about the lady that got in trouble

for breastfeeding in the restaurant she took a selfie saying some lady looked at her wrong while she was breastfeeding. So now I see a story, maybe that's why. I mentioned breastfeeding, and now my algorithms are saying, oh, he likes breastfeeding stories. And I see him in my show lineup. But Penelope Cruz has a new film out. And now the poster has been censored.

Bastards! So she just gave birth in this movie. It's called Parallel Mothers. And the artwork from the drama, shows Penelope with a lactating nipple. And it's been censored on Instagram. What the hell is going on with the world?

Oh, don't look at me. Of course it's censored on Instagram. They blur those out. If you don't put a star on your nipples on Instagram, you'll get taken down. I know. But it's a film. And she's promoting a movie.

So, I mean, it sounds like it's going to be a rivet. film. It really does. It's a drama and it sounds like it's going to be really, really good. Listen to the plot of the Penelope Cruz movie. Two women, Janice and Anna, coincide in a hospital room where they are going to give birth. Both are single and become pregnant by accident. Janice, middle-aged, doesn't regret it and she is exultant.

the other, Anna, an adolescent, scared, repentant, and traumatized. Janice tries to encourage her while they move like sleepwalkers along the hospital corridors. How bad do you want to see that film? I mean, if the only thing that movie has got going for it is the Instagram movie poster of Penelope Cruz with the lactating nipple, we're in trouble. in trouble with that film. I would, you know, just write it off. Just write it off because.

I mean, am I going to watch it? Sure. It's not going to be good. It is not going to be good. But I do see, again, we're breastfeeding. I see where the Academy of Breastfeeding Medicine, and I didn't know there was an academy of breastfeeding medicine, but I do now because it was in my timeline, thanks to the

algorithms. I appreciate it. So now I know that there's an Academy of Breastfeeding Medicine. They introduced a new lactation-related language that says human milk feeding. Okay. Didn't the CDC change their guidelines for breast? They called it breastfeeding people or that people were breastfeeding. I think that was it. It was close enough. Wollenski, she's agonizing. So whatever she puts out there is a half read. But she, I believe they call it people. You can't say people without thinking about people. So it's only green. It's made out of people. So anyway, they have lactation-related language such as human milk feeding. So I can't get enough of lactation news.

on my timeline. So that means you get it too. All right. Remember that if you're going to the Garth Brooks show in Kansas City or other shows around the country these days, they're going to have a vaccination tents set up. And they're going to want you to get vaccinated. Now, Garth Brooks had his show in Kansas City,

and he said he didn't have anything to do with it. But they said, hey, we're going to set up a vaccination tent outside. What do you think? And Garth was like, yeah, hey, all right. Let's go. Let's go ahead and do that. Look, I'm vaccinated. My band is vaccinated.

All the people around me are vaccinated. So let's, you know, if they could get vaccinated at the concert coming in, great. And we'll give them a drawing for a free ticket upgrade. No problem. And it will be good to go. Now, how many people you think at the Garth Brooks show in Kansas City? What do you think? 30, what do you think?

You're 30, 40,000 at the Garth show. We have to find that out. How many people were at this Garth show? because it went over so well, 35 people got vaccinated. Okay, so I mean, Garth had what, like 70,000 in Kansas City to see him? So, I mean, that's a good deal. It wasn't so busy at the vaccination tent at the Garth show.

35 out of 70,000. that's tough because I think the people who aren't going to get vaccinated doesn't matter what you tell them now they're not going to get vaccinated but here on chewing the fat we say get vaccinated get the vaccine do your part and shut up no really that's what we say we say that I do I don't know why you keep looking at me like that. And I say that. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com

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