Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 691 | Fat Pile Friday: Human Drudgery | Guests: Stu Burguiere and Kris Cruz

Episode Date: August 20, 2021

Mike Richards is out… Elon announces robot helper coming… Only Fans changes some things… Porn Hub under fire again… Dolezal on Only Fans… Response to email on Dylan… Daniel Craig giving aw...ay his money… Brett Butler in need of money… Subscribe to the YouTube Channel… Email to Chewingthefat@theblaze.com Subscribe www.blazetv.com/jeffy Promo code jeffy… Stu checks in about Andrew Cuomo… Kris Cruz stops by to talk Afghanistan… Britney accused of Battery… Walking Dead final season… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:37 It is Chewing the Fat How in the world are you? You know earlier in the week We talked about the new Jeopardy host, Mike Richards apologizing for his derogatory comments made on an old podcast. I know.
Starting point is 00:00:52 It was horrific. And he was, they've already started filming for the new season of Jeopardy. and he's out. Have a nice day. Take care. They've stopped recording. The host is stepping down.
Starting point is 00:01:07 We're going to hold production. He's going to step down as host of Jeopardy. He still will be the executive producer, but it pains him that these past incidents and comments have cast such a shadow on Jeopardy. And we're just looking forward to a, a new chapter. So I didn't think, I thought he'd weather through it. It was an old podcast years ago from like 2014, but apparently it was just too offensive.
Starting point is 00:01:42 And they can't have him be part of the show. I mean, the show was called the random show. So it was just a stupid show. But apparently he mocked women's weight. Good thing that never happens on this show. And one model he called a booth slut. And repeatedly praising the average white guy host. That bastard.
Starting point is 00:02:19 I don't even want to have him be the executive producer of Jeopardy. I don't even want him to hold a job anymore. How dare he? call someone overweight. That's just uncalled for in America. Well, today, maybe not in 2014.
Starting point is 00:02:40 It is unbelievable where we are at in the world today. But the good thing is you're here on chewing the fat. Yesterday was Big Tesla Day. Elon Musk announced
Starting point is 00:03:00 that he is going to be creating humanoid robots. I know the Tesla bot. The bot is going to be 5 foot 8, 125 pounds, can deadlift 150 pounds, walk at 5 miles per hour, and has a screen for a head
Starting point is 00:03:20 that displays important information. Now, do you believe it? I mean, Elon may just be throwing it out there, just trying to get everybody talking about Tesla and, you know, it'll work and it has worked. But I'm all for it. I am 100% for it. I mean, we're going to have robot slaves. I'm for it.
Starting point is 00:03:47 They're going to be doing work that humans just won't do. The drudgery work of like going to the grocery store. cleaning the house mowing the lawn washing the car I can list a number of other things that I'm going to have my robot doing too but I don't know that they're going to be available
Starting point is 00:04:14 for that right now I hope that Elon is working with real dolls and they're kind of combining their knowledge and we could life could be pretty good life could be pretty good to have a Tesla real doll robot in your life
Starting point is 00:04:33 I'm it's just a thought just a thought on my part sure I'd be happy with that whole slave thing you know the robot slaves shut up don't look at me like that it's what they are okay I know that I'm purchasing them
Starting point is 00:04:51 and they're just a machine in my house isn't that what slavery was isn't it? No? Okay. So anyway, I delved into the Elon Musk world. A guy's got a huge family, and they're all rich. I'm a little pissed.
Starting point is 00:05:11 So he's got, his mother is a big model. Right? Dad was like an engineer, premium mental guy who was crazy out of his mind. Elon lived with him for a little while and then said he was new. didn't want anything to do with him. He said he was a really bad person. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:31 So he's got dad, Errol Musk, and he's Mr. does not anything to do with him anymore. And he, Musk actually said, almost every crime you can possibly think of, he has done. I'd like to talk to Dad Musk.
Starting point is 00:05:47 That'd be a fun talk to. Mom, Mae Musk, dietitian and model. And she still looks pretty good. I don't know. How old is she now? I think she's, She's probably almost 70 now.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Still looking good, though. Still hanging in there as the dietitian and the model. Kimball Musk, his brother, restaurateur, philanthropist, was in a deal with Elon early on with one of the apps that they sold for $300 or $400 million to kick off life. Not bad. Then he has Tusca Musk, T-O-S-C-A-Musk. That's his younger sister.
Starting point is 00:06:24 She runs a streaming service called, called Passion Flicks. I know. You have Lyndon Rive, his co-founder of Solar City, that's Elon's cousin. All right. Then we have Peter Rive, another cousin,
Starting point is 00:06:42 co-founder in Solar City. Then we have Russ Rive, founder of an art and technical production company called Super Uber. He's also a cousin. Then you have Almeida Rive, another cousin. She is Peter and Lyndon's sister.
Starting point is 00:07:02 She's the crazy one of the bunch. She's just a dirt bike rider. Not sure what else she does. I don't know if she makes any money, racing dirt bikes around the world, or if that's just her being her. Okay. I guess she did work.
Starting point is 00:07:25 It says of the story she worked sales at Solar City. So that's just the family. Yeah, okay, just go ahead. You're working sales. Go do whatever you want to do. Here's your money. You have Justine Musk, the author and Elon's first wife. Now, they met.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Elon has got three. He's a citizen of South Africa, Canada, and the United States. Okay. All right. That's why whenever they make the distinction between who is the richest black man in America, Kanye West, they make a big deal out of Kanye being the richest black man in America. Why don't they say he's the richest African American? Oh, I know why, because Elon is the richest African American in the country.
Starting point is 00:08:22 So anyway, they have They had one child That passed away early, 10 weeks old It's horrible But they've had twins and triplets That was the first wife And then he's got the baby with the new wife too You have
Starting point is 00:08:41 Tulula Riley Who Musk married twice She married her twice Just incredible Then you have Grimes That's his latest wife for person that lives with him is, you know, lover, housemate, you know, used for a little musk business.
Starting point is 00:09:07 And maybe that's why he's making the robots. You know, just nobody wants to clean anything. I'm all for it. I am all for the cleaning robots. I want those desperately. I swear I want them to sweep and dust. and I just want them clean. I just want to clean every day.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I want to wake up and have... Now, according to the story, they're calling the new robot, Optimus. Okay, stop it. You can't be calling your robot after Optimus Prime. You just can't do it. That's the Transformers.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Leave it alone Elon. Okay, call it something else. I don't know what. Maybe call it I robot. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, have we not seen the documentaries over the years? And I thought Elon was against AI. Because earlier on, he said AI was not that good.
Starting point is 00:10:02 So now I guess he's buying into it. We're going to start making robots. Oh, it's fine. That's fine. Don't worry about it. Plus, I guess that's who we're going to be sending to Mars, probably more than humans, right? We're going to send the robots to Mars. Aha.
Starting point is 00:10:16 That's what we're going to do. We send the robots to Mars and let them build. the first couple of outhouses and then we show up so that we don't have to worry about it. We may actually live through that. Yeah, we've lost about 3,000 robots since we started
Starting point is 00:10:33 developing Mars, but we're fine now. You guys move there, no problem. I think that could be it. Anyway, is it going to happen at all? We can only hope. Other news that broke yesterday, only fans, is going to begin banning users from posting content containing sexually explicit conduct.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Do they want to just go out of business? Are you kidding me? That's what it's all about. Oh my gosh. Just that one hurts. So starting in October, due to requests from banking partners and payment providers. Oh, okay. I mean, that's what they're doing to Pornhub, too.
Starting point is 00:11:27 That's how they crushed Pornhub. You know, that's nowhere now. Oh, wait, it is kind of. But, I mean, MasterCard, I think, made the deal back with Pornhub now where they can start using, Pornhub can use the MasterCard through Mindgeek, through their main company. You can't use it to subscribe through Pornhub, but Mind Geek, the main core.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Gets to use it for business purposes. I think the rest of Pornhub is, for their premium stuff, is still crypto. Or, you know, you have to pull up to Pornhub and pay them cash. But OnlyFans, I guess now they're going to do, they're still going to allow nude photos and videos, but it's not real sure how the company is going to determine
Starting point is 00:12:26 what kind of sexually explicit content will fall under the ban. I mean, I guess their answer would be, we'll know it when we see it. So, all right, I know that they've already started to block users from posting public sex content. They started doing that already. Bastards. I was out in the park.
Starting point is 00:12:51 I was just filming and then they won't let me post it. What the hell? So, I mean, they are trying to do less pornography on their site. Why? That's what they're known for.
Starting point is 00:13:08 It's what they built their brand on. You could have only a fan's account that's not anything to do with porn or being named. or anything like that. And there are plenty of people making a good living doing it. But the reason we all went, I mean, you all went to OnlyFans was to look at the accounts of people who were, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:36 doing stuff naked. Like the one lady, the one lady, the cook in Dallas. she was she post stuff on regular social media with her you know thing on apron
Starting point is 00:13:57 the cooking apron but when she cooks on her only fan site the apron happens to be hanging up on the side I'm told she makes a pretty good living doing that I don't know
Starting point is 00:14:14 But I just find it strange that once these companies get their feet wet and build that platform off of a certain back of people, you know what I'm talking about. And then they decide, oh, no, oh, no, we can't see that. That's horrible. Stop it. Sounds an awful lot like some of the other social media platform. they built their built their whole structure around a lot of people
Starting point is 00:14:51 and then they decided you know, we don't like what you do I mean we appreciate you bringing all these people to our platform and you know all of that stuff but no it's over now you take care thanks for being here. We don't like you anymore sure you've been making a living
Starting point is 00:15:08 and paying people to help you build your content and everything but not anymore We don't like you. So that's what's happening with only fans. And, you know, speaking of porn, I see where they now had got in trouble for, they released,
Starting point is 00:15:23 they had a classical nude series that they released. And now the museums are complaining about it. What? I mean, they're trying to help you out a little bit. They want people to be aware of, you know, classic artwork. And so it was an interactive guide
Starting point is 00:15:43 to some of the erotic art that can be found in major museums around the world. But I guess there were some complaints from some of the museums around the world. Look, these institutions are no longer
Starting point is 00:15:59 part of the classic nudes now. We can't do it anymore. We're going to go ahead and cancel that. Oh. Okay. I mean, Pornhub is they are trying desperately to stay. They are just trying desperately to stay.
Starting point is 00:16:21 You know, I don't know if it's going to work or not. I just don't know if it's going to work. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink. Oh, my gosh. That's so good. As long as we're in the break room, just a side note. I know that OnlyFans is going to be really struggling
Starting point is 00:16:46 if they're going to stop, you know, letting people, you know, post porn on their OnlyFans account. But Rachel Dolazol, you remember Rachel, the fake black person who was in the world? She is now going to have an OnlyFans account where she's going to post footpicks and squats. So like I said earlier, OnlyFans is probably done. All right. I said it was good, but I need another drink. All right.
Starting point is 00:17:21 So I want to talk about a tweet that I received from, I am Queen Warrior. It says Marilyn Hawke, H-A-U-C-K, but the Twitter handle is at I-M-Q-W-E-M-Quin Warrior. Now, she was responding to at Jeffrey J-F-R, my Twitter account, and she was responding to the Dillon story that I did earlier in the week. And her response was, and I appreciate her reaching out to me. You are an idiot, Jeffie.
Starting point is 00:17:57 You know nothing about sexual abuse or its effects. I'll stop there for a moment. You don't know that. Okay, I've never opened up about the possibility of sexual abuse and me. You really are stupid and ridiculous. All caps. Shut up on your dumb opinions. Back to small case.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Regarding how you don't believe a woman claiming she was abused. All right. Dear I am Queen Warrior, I said from the very beginning that if it was true, they should hang Bob Dylan by his toenails, or they should hook him up to the back of a pickup truck and drag him through town.
Starting point is 00:18:46 I'm okay with that. I do have a problem with someone who files a complaint, accuses someone, and the story is about Bob. Dylan, so this lady accused Bob Dylan of a predatory, sexual, and unlawful acts harmful and offensive contacts
Starting point is 00:19:12 when she was 12 years old in 1965. Now, again, if that opens the floodgates and all these women or boys, start coming coming through the world and saying Bob Dylan did that to me too, then he's a dirtbag and should be drugged through Town Square. But we haven't seen any evidence of that.
Starting point is 00:19:44 And we haven't seen any evidence of that over the years. So when someone tells me that they sustained physical and psychological injuries, including severe emotional and psychological distress, humiliation, fright, disassociation, anger, depression, anxiety, personal turmoil, and loss of faith, a severe shock to her nervous system, physical pain, mental anguish,
Starting point is 00:20:13 and emotional and psychological damage. When someone tells me that they've been suffering from that, I would assume me being a man that sometime between, oh, I don't know, 166 and 2021 you would say something well she did she finally said something in 2021 jeff okay
Starting point is 00:20:36 I know that and boy wasn't it lucky it sure was that she got that lawsuit filed just in the nick of time because that look back lawsuit and the law closed and expired
Starting point is 00:20:55 last Saturday. Okay, that is the, today if you're listening live, is the 20th of August, 2021. Last Saturday was the 14th of August 2021. She is so darn lucky. She got it in on the 13th. Friday the 13th.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Oh, interesting. Lucky for her. She got that in. So I'm just saying, their at Queen Warrior, that it's difficult for me to believe it. If it's true, I'll be the first one in line to drag Bob through the streets. Okay? I will.
Starting point is 00:21:38 I promise. But accusations don't equal facts. You can accuse someone of anything that doesn't make it so. You with me? Okay. One more time, just for you at Queen Warrior. Accusations don't make it so. Wait, let me say that again.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Accusations don't mean it's true. Accusations don't make it so. You can accuse anybody of anything. Yeah, sure, I'm stick. I'm good with that. You can quote me on all of that. But hey, thanks for listening. We need to get Daniel Craig on the phone.
Starting point is 00:22:26 I need to talk to Daniel. Do you have his number? No? Oh, come on. I'll reach out to him on Twitter then, or Facebook or Instagram or something. Because Daniel Craig said that he's not going to leave any of his money to his children, saying it's distasteful to pass on his millions. Man, I could not agree more, Daniel.
Starting point is 00:22:48 You are so right. I'm telling you, it's distasteful. and your two daughters, the one born in 2018, with your current wife and, you know, the other one who's 30 now or 29 now, they do not deserve any of the money. And I just think that you should give it all away. And oh my gosh, that's what he's going to do.
Starting point is 00:23:14 He doesn't want to leave great sums to the next generation. I think inheritance is quite distasteful. My philosophy is to get rid of it or give it away before you go. Hi, Daniel. My name is Jeff Fisher. I know. I know it's a struggle sometimes to know what you are going to do with your money and where you're going to spend it and who you're going to give it to.
Starting point is 00:23:42 So I'm here for you. And if you just want to donate a little bit to Jeff Fisher chewing the fat, it'll all be better. and just tell your kids, hey, screw off. Okay? You've had a good life while I've been alive, but you're getting none of it. I mean, that's what Bezos's wife and Warren Buffett,
Starting point is 00:24:08 and I don't know that Elon signed up for it. And I know Jeff has not signed up for it, their project, whatever the heck they call it, where they're going to give away all their money before they die. and I personally I loved how when the wife said she'd signed up for it and all the stories were like Jeff has not commented on this story
Starting point is 00:24:29 yeah because he's not going to do that he's going to go ahead and pass that along and keep it for himself okay so I do think I mean I think that's a oh I know it was Gates that talked about giving it all the way as part of the Warren Buffett campaign
Starting point is 00:24:46 well I forget what they call it you know the thing The giving pledge. That's what it's called the giving pledge, which was started by Warren and Bill and Melinda. Oh, man, that's just so nice. I just want to give away at least half of their wealth to charitable causes.
Starting point is 00:25:05 They just give it all away. Hi, my name is Jeff Fisher from Chewing the Fat. I am a charitable cause. Have you seen me? I'm a charitable cause. Give me the money. But Daniel, I, I do believe that what they will do and probably already have done is Daniels set up some trust funds for his children and the wife and wives.
Starting point is 00:25:30 And that just sits there and then he's not, you know, you get your trust fund of, you know, 50 million. I don't know. What's Daniel worth? I bet he's got to be worth three or four hundred million now, right? Got to be worth three or four hundred million. although he's filming the final James Bond movie. That's his last one. I mean, he's got to be worth at least 300, 400 million now.
Starting point is 00:25:57 No way, only 160 million. He's already started to give it away. Daniel, call me. Don't give it all away until you just call me. So he's only worth 160 million. What a loser. I'm worth about $16 bucks. I know.
Starting point is 00:26:17 And Daniel's worth $160 million. Not a loser. But so, you know, he's a trust fund set up for them for $10 million each or something. And then the rest of it, he gives away. And he says, I'm not leaving this great wealth to my children. But they, you know, they're stuck with only $10 million. I don't know how they'll get by. But maybe Daniel should help up Brett Butler.
Starting point is 00:26:40 You know, the actress from, remember her TV show, Grace Under Fire? And she was in The Walking Dead. A couple years ago. Really good. It was fun to see her. Well, apparently she has started a go-fund to me because she's run out of money. And she talked about how she finally relented to her friends that she let them help her with her financial situation. She fell six months behind in a rent.
Starting point is 00:27:09 She had depleted the $25 million fortune. I mean she made a lot of money on Grace Under Fire But the drug abuse and the human abuse They just pulled the plug on the show And she had all this money So apparently then she really After she kicked the habit She said that she
Starting point is 00:27:35 I think she's been clean since 98 Yeah she's off drugs and alcohol since 98 Okay, maybe I believe that But, I mean, let's say she's been off of for, you know, since 2005 or 2006. It's still pretty good. But she said that between the alcohol and after recovering from alcoholism, she became hooked on Vicodin, which she had been prescribed for sciatica. She said she remembers about 80 of the 112 episodes that she made with Grace Underfire.
Starting point is 00:28:11 I don't know that's pretty good even if you're sober I mean those episodes were great But do you remember them all You're making 112 episodes That stupid show you're not remembering You remember bits and pieces of them That was the Vicodon Oh okay
Starting point is 00:28:26 So anyway she's she needs some help And she's asking people for help Now she got a little extra help Early on She said that Charlie Sheen Helped her out At one point I know
Starting point is 00:28:38 She said it was Charlie Because he had trouble with Chuck Lori as well. You know, Chuck was part of Grace Under Fire. So, and, and Charlie's had a little bit of an issue with addiction over the years. So he hired her for anger management, and then she got hard to get away with murder and walking dead in the morning show. So she's made a little bit of money, but that's nowhere close to what she was, what she had in the bank from Grace Under Fire. So she's currently paying $2,500 a month for a one-bedroom apartment in L.A.
Starting point is 00:29:10 and she also spends money on taking care of a horse that she has in Georgia. Now, good for her, and I know that she had a place in Georgia, and I don't know if she still has a place, if she just pays for some lady to take care of her horse in Georgia. But I would say this, if you're behind it rent, maybe you'll let the horse go. I mean, maybe you decide, you know what, hey, it's Brett.
Starting point is 00:29:41 And I know you've been taking care of my horse and everything. I really appreciate it, but I can't afford to feed him or anything anymore. So how about you sell them or you put a bullet in his head? But I can't take care of the horse anymore, okay? So just let me know. If you sell them, I'll give you whatever I owe you and I'll take what's left. If you put a bullet in his head, I'm not paying you for the bullet. Thanks.
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Starting point is 00:30:31 Oh, and remember, so much happens before the chorus. So yesterday, I posed the question, And hey, is Andrew Cuomo, has it been the 14 days yet? Is the 14 days up? I mean, is he going to go? What's going on? And I see Stu walking by today. And I want to just snag him for a moment, Stu Brighier. Yes.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Stu does America. Stu does America. The Glambeck program. The News and Why it matters. Somewhere around here. And I got me thinking, well, you're the expert. You can answer my question. So it isn't quite the 14th.
Starting point is 00:31:22 days. No, right? The big day is Tuesday. Tuesday. Yes. Tuesday's the day. He's supposed to be leaving. Okay. Now, does he work a full day and leave? I hope not. Because he has not stopped doing things. It's important to note that he's passed like he's gone through a bunch of executive orders. He's doing stuff. He's helping his friends. He's doing all the things you'd expect. Well, they wanted to smooth the transition. Sure. I'm sure that's it. Also, no one has seen a resignation letter.
Starting point is 00:31:54 And I will say it's making some people nervous. Heck, yeah. Because I would not put it past Andrew Cuomo at all on Monday to come out and say, hey, you know what? I realized that they were coming after me unfairly, and I will not step down for the people of New York. New York needs me. I will not be pressured.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Right. Would I be shocked by that? No. Though there's no evidence of this yet. It does appear that he is leaving. But there is a lot of. of the things you'd expect to occur. Like, here's the letter.
Starting point is 00:32:27 No one's seen this stuff yet. So there have been a couple people who've written columns. Like, is this guy really leaving? Like, is this actually happening in New York media? But at this point, we still believe it's occurring on Tuesday. Okay. Because I'm going to go ahead and bet a lot of your money. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Okay. That there's no way he can leave right now. COVID is getting back out of control. There you go. Oh, my gosh. People's safety is in charge. And our transition is fine, but there's just so much to do. There's so many women I have not groped yet.
Starting point is 00:32:58 And they're going to feel left out. There's a couple left alive that we still am concerned about. We're still burying some bodies out back. Okay, so it's still on, though. As far as we know, it's still on. And Tuesday is the actual day. That's the fourth. It's not the 15th day.
Starting point is 00:33:16 I mean, Tuesday is the 14th day. Yeah, that's 14th day. He announced it on a Tuesday, right? He announced it on a Tuesday afternoon, right? I can't remember if it was Tuesday or Wednesday now, but Tuesday's supposed to be the day. Okay. I'm supposed to do an interview with our affiliate in Albany,
Starting point is 00:33:31 WGI, the morning of Tuesday morning, that he's supposed to resign. And I was thinking to myself, there's no radio station in America. I would rather be on that day that WGY in Albany. I hope he's listening. Because he's going to get, he's going to get a mouthful. That is awesome.
Starting point is 00:33:54 That was fantastic. Well, I look forward to hearing it myself. In fact, I'll, well, I'll wait for the tape. Yeah, I don't want to listen live. I mean, I can send you to the link if you'd. They don't, they don't, stuff, you can't listen to stuff live like that around the country. It's very easy. You just run in the I heart media app.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Can't. I'd have to call in. They'd have to put me on hold. No, that's not how it works anymore. You just don't want to listen. Okay, thanks. All right, I see Stu leaving, and then in comes Chris Cruz. Oh, my gosh, I get rid of one and I got another one.
Starting point is 00:34:29 By the way, I know you just finish, you know, your break room. Can I open mine and we can chat too? Can I open my stupid Coca-Cola zero sugar? Yeah, the new one. That's the only thing in the stupid Blaze Studios. Did we get sponsored by Coca-Cola? Because that's all we have. There's Dieter Pepper's down there too.
Starting point is 00:34:50 You are taking the Dieter Doctor Pepper because this is all there's left. So the people that love the Coca-Cola-C-Cola-Sure sugar have transferred their likeness to diet-dictor. Open it, let's go. As long as you're in here, open your soda. And I really wanted to talk to you a little bit. I've been thinking about you the last week or so since we've had our struggles in Afghanistan. I've been thinking about you too. Because you don't.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Don't even. I mean, I don't even. Just don't. A Monday night, I gave you a phone call. It was late in night. I was walking home and I was missing you and I called you. Did I not call you? Did I not answer?
Starting point is 00:35:27 And you did. All right. So I was thinking about you. Whatever. But the more that I hear about Afghanistan, I think about you because you pretended to be injured in Afghanistan at one point. I got injured in Afghanistan. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:35:40 And don't look behind me. His feet's laughing. He sucks too. if corby is laughing he sucks as well um i was injuring afghanistan in one of these uh attacks by the taliban uh-huh and i don't like your attitude if you bring me here to bog me down it will not happen sir i just i just remembered that you were in afghanistan and i got hurt and i know i know you got hurt there's no air quotes i got paperwork that says i got hurt and i get i know you got paperwork. I know.
Starting point is 00:36:14 And I get monthly income from the government. I know. Because some bomb went off outside the game that you were guarding. Yes, a bomb went off. You know, and that's come to think about now, that right there, that was back in 2009. It was. Oh, wow. That was, oh.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Right? 2009. And I was 19 years old, 2009. and when I saw those Afghani military that we were training, fall back, and we're like, what are you? That way! That way!
Starting point is 00:36:51 And it's very interesting because, and I don't know if they're calling Bogrom anymore, but Bogrom, that's where I was. I was in Bogrom. And before, if you were just a, and I worked in one of the, I hate affirming you that I worked at a gate. but I worked at the gate.
Starting point is 00:37:15 I don't make this stuff up, Chris. And Jeffrey will post a picture on his Instagram, me working at the gate because I don't make this stuff up, Chris. I have a picture and I hate that I have to affirm that you were correct because he were correct and you are correct. Working at the gate, I work at the gate of. Listen, we appreciate anything you did. Thank you for your service. Really? I mean that
Starting point is 00:37:39 It was a gate that processed all the trucks Coming from different bases Bringing our gear Or bring him food and stuff like that's what gates are So working at this gate And I remember I remember like it was yesterday I was having I was sitting next to my sergeant
Starting point is 00:37:57 I was having pumpkin pie Boy tough times in Afghanistan Right And it was so tough that I had an entire pumpkin pie By myself And the sergeant has his own point There was no whipped cream. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's it that's a poopy part right there. We had no whipped cream. So I'm sitting there struggling. I mean it's tough time. It is tough time and I'm having a pumpkin pie and we hear that never my lifetime I heard that whistle and it was the the before the bomb you know go right like before the explosion is it does it go silent? Yes. Yeah. And we hear that and we it took us like
Starting point is 00:38:39 Hey, control. Is there testing going on? Because again, 2009, 19 years old, I'm a brand new, you know, person. I just got in the military. The sergeant just put on his sergeant stripes. So he's also kind of like getting to know what is going on. And all of a sudden, massive Sergeant Moore, my goodness, he comes in his little four-wheeler, Code Red, Code Red! You're like, what does that mean? Hold on. Let me get my notebook out. Code Red. Oh, God. crap, that means charge and load. Next time say that, okay? He is coming. They're coming. So you were all under attack. We were all under attack. The reason why he, you know, on his four wheel, he was yelling that code red was because
Starting point is 00:39:24 the Afghani police, aka the Afghani military that we had, they all left their post. As soon as the Taliban was attacking them, they just like left. So it's nothing. This is really strange. I mean, we were wondering why they would just back up and kind of leave, but this is their MO. And then one thing, Sarah Gonzalez asked me this on Friday. She's like, why do you think that? And I don't think they have the same proudness.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Because these were people that were- They don't care about the nation. They're not proud to be Afghanis. Exactly. You know, like, why, Chris, why did you know, why did you join the military? Well, because I remember 9-11 and I said, I don't want that. that to happen again. My country was attacked. I'm going to sacrifice my life. And I was like a calling. The Afghani people that we had to train, there weren't people that saying, God, and country.
Starting point is 00:40:21 They were just saying Allah. You know, there was no like that. And seeing them retreat and now seeing what is happening in the world, I'm like, really guys? In 2019 year old, two striper saw that saying these people do not have and I don't want to say people say oh well you could say that the bravery to to stand for and I'm sorry you did sign up for this
Starting point is 00:40:48 so guess what if you die and come back I am so sorry but that's what you signed up for so all these people before you get to our gate there's about three to five checkpoints they just blew them like it was nothing they just retreated and we're trying to tell them nope you go back in there and I see it on
Starting point is 00:41:05 Twitter especially all these foreign military people that have been training as well, all these people posting their, like, look, these people did not know. They didn't shoot that way. Don't hide. Again, they were not mentally prepared for this. Do you think they come back, though? I mean, they should have been, you're talking about 2009.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Oh, yeah. You know, obviously bringing it forward to today. But you would hope that, or believe that the training has been, it took. You would hope that the training took. took. But it didn't seem to. But one thing that we forget in the West world is these are people that are, well, we made fun of them, Jeffrey. I remember this in 2001. Not me, Chris.
Starting point is 00:41:48 I don't know what you're talking about. How can these people in horses and sandals destroying an entire civilization? Right. You know. I know. These are people that the Taliban that they don't care about our feelings, they just want to conquer. These are people that are still living in 3,000 years ago mindset of barbarism and brutality and force. Like the only way, and I said this, and it's funny because I was talking to Rob and Jason a couple days ago, back in 2009, I looked around.
Starting point is 00:42:24 I'm so sorry if you're an Afghani person and you listen to this podcast because I know you listen because I see the metrics. Why didn't even go in there and just made it into a parking lot? I don't know. I don't know. And we should have done that in Iraq as well. In 2002. We should have done it in Iraq before that, before Afghanistan. There are people. I'm not one of them.
Starting point is 00:42:48 I'm just saying there are people out there that believe that Tommy Franks and Bush should be tried for war crimes for going into Iraq and then just stopping and pulling up short before they actually took over Baghdad and took over the damn country. And it's very interesting. And how about we get some oil out of it too? This is a side note. That's what those people are saying. Not me.
Starting point is 00:43:10 We're not saying that. But one thing that I never understood was, why didn't we do the same thing we did to the Hiroshima people? Drop those leaflets? Oh, we didn't. Well, then go next door to Mercury 1 and look at the leaflets. We have them over there. You have 24 hours to leave this area.
Starting point is 00:43:27 We're going to bomb it. We're going to wipe you out. We're going to wipe them out. And I'm not into nation building. But if we're going to make it, to the parking lot of the United States and this is where the mall parking lot is going to be for Sears, then we're going to help you out and rebuild it. I'm okay.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I would have been okay with that. Everybody would have been okay with that. I think that, well, the administration we have in an office right now is not going to be okay with that. The what? The administration that we have in office right now is not going to be okay with that. See, that administration, that word means something, but right now does it really mean something? I know.
Starting point is 00:44:01 You have general. I've never. Jeffrey, a general in the United States military gets paid six figures, okay? Once they get joined to the Pentagon, that's an extra bonus pay that they get, okay? So not only you're making six figures, you're getting an extra pay because you are the paying on it. Your housing is paid for. Usually your wife is one of those military wife that has a military thing that everything gets paid. You treat it like royalty in every, and you stay in one of the best Air Force bases, you know,
Starting point is 00:44:33 If you're a general, especially in the Pentagon, and you're in the Air Force, you get stayed in one of the best Air Force bases Langley for Ust's Air Force Base, where I used to work, and you get an entire row of generals. It's called General Road, and that entire street is full of generals. I mean, even if you're just Air Force, that's still pretty good. Absolutely. And you're telling me that when you're question about, one, how many Americans are in the ground you do not know, then what the hell is my passport for?
Starting point is 00:45:06 You're telling me, Fisher, every time I went to different countries, like Iraq, Afghanistan, Kyrgyzstan, Jordan, I scan my passport, aka that was my military dealer. They know where I was. It's just manifest.
Starting point is 00:45:21 We know who, and you tell me you don't know how many people are. You know what it is? It's because you know how many Americans they are. And if the real number comes out, this administration will look, even worse because right now there is so much poop in their hands. They're trying to wash your hands and they're not going to be clean until they get these people out of there. And I don't even know
Starting point is 00:45:48 if they're going to be clean after that. And if we lose an American life where the news is reporting that American lives have been lost over there right now. We already lost American lives. In my personal opinion, this is just my opinion. I have no reporting. I don't necessarily. disagree but it we don't know about it i believe jeffy this this show is all movies we talk movies here all the time and back in the pandemic at the beginning where i was at home and you were at home we said hey jeffy what movie are we on right now in the middle of the moment we did that yes absolutely what movie are we out in life right now we are in the beginning credits of block Hawk down.
Starting point is 00:46:30 If you remember Black Hawk down and Mogadishu. I remember Black Hawk down. I don't remember Black Hawk down. Where all the soldiers are just chilling at the base and they're like, hey, we're going to just a routine check between this point
Starting point is 00:46:43 and this point. That's it. We're in and out. In and out. That's where we are right now. And I don't wish this upon anybody in Afghanistan in Kabul, but we will see a Mogadishu moment in Kabul. I mean,
Starting point is 00:46:59 Some of that footage coming out of Afghanistan looked a lot like World War Z. Oh, in the trenches? Just to me. Yeah. Just to me as the crowd running along the airports. Looked like that movie. And we've already talked earlier in the broadcast about the documentary I-Robot. So, I mean, I don't know what more we can talk about movies.
Starting point is 00:47:19 It is so sad. So anyway, it's very sad. It's so sad because this administration will have Saigon moment that already happened. Yep, that did. We'll have a Mogadishu moment that is just days away or hours away of happening. And then we'll have a tears to the sun moment because we're going to have to send special forces to get those missionary people. So we're going to have a tears to the sun moment. I mean, we have other countries going in and out and rescuing their people.
Starting point is 00:47:52 How embarrassing is that? And we're standing there with our thumbs up our butt. No, thank you. The parliament, you know, this show loves everything that has to do with parliament, with the royal family. When you start flipping it toward the Americans, you know, I saw the one guy's speech and they're going after America. And I know I liked it. I liked it. I loved it.
Starting point is 00:48:14 It's embarrassing. I know. But on the flip side of that, as an American, shut up. Shut up, United Kingdom person. We left you. We don't need you. shut up. Well, obviously, we do need them now. They're the only one with balls to go in there.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Who would have thought that in the history of the world, the French, will beat us. The French, Fisher, the French. That's embarrassing. Last time I'm a check, they're just a bunch. When you say, hey, I'm going to go in and go to this very romantic city, you don't say America. You say the French because they're weak.
Starting point is 00:48:56 They got their pastries. and their sauces and their wee, we, we, and hula la la, foo foo fomé. You don't go to them to like, the great barbarians to French. What is that? I got to go and start thinking about what the foo may may is for a second. Hold on. It's week two of Canadian tires early Black Friday sale.
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Starting point is 00:50:19 they got into a little spat over what the vet said about the dog and what the treatment should be now that's when Brittany was even more upset and slapped the staff member's phone out of her hand
Starting point is 00:50:37 Yeah Yeah The horror How she treats her staff members Workers That's why you get a robot But if this were to actually have happened Is that really battery
Starting point is 00:50:53 I mean that's apparently What's going to be charged with The police are saying Yeah we're looking into it We stopped by the house And she's not coming to the door So we drove away I would say if you are worried about Brittany slapping the phone out of your hand,
Starting point is 00:51:19 there's more of an issue. And Brittany needs to find some new help is what needs to happen. Oh, you can't treat workers like that. That's right. And perhaps you shouldn't have given her bad information about her animals. Okay. And perhaps you should realize that you could be replaced with a robot any day. All right.
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