Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 70 | Just The Headlines - Wiener Registers & Garbage Truck in Space?

Episode Date: April 8, 2019

Jeffy is waiting for you in the cooler with today's news. Jeff Bezos is divorced?, Wiener is on the registry and Cosby did NOT settle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to chewing the fat. Happy Monday. For those of you just getting around to getting home and you're thinking to yourself, man, I cannot wait for my meat stuffed sandwich product for dinner. I have sad news for you. The North Carolina company J&J snack foods handhelds corporation has just recalled nearly 60,000 pounds of frozen stuffed sandwich sandwich. products. I know. I know sad. They're recalling the nine-ounce carton packages containing the two

stuffed pepperoni sandwiches. They're containing the, they're recalling the nine-ounce carton packages containing two ham and cheese sandwiches. I know. I know. The Bremer classic ham and cheese and the Bremer classic pepperoni pizza, hot stuff sandwiches. You just don't find anything better. Apparently, someone stuffed plastic in them. I've got to find something else for dinner. So am I the only one that didn't have any problems with the GPS this weekend? Because I know there was a big, there was a big, you know, kind of a Y2K scare this weekend. Older computer systems that rely on GPS satellites were supposed to completely go offline starting at 759 p.m. Eastern Saturday night.

I know. I know. I was a little concerned. You'd be driving around and, you know, the next thing you know, it's telling you to go. Left and you're supposed to go right. You're lost. You know where you're at. You know, the GPS satellites were going to go down and shut down.

And yours could be one of them if you had an older system. But I didn't hear anybody getting lost. I didn't hear anybody swerving into walls. I didn't hear anybody driving into lakes. So I think we were fine. I think most the reason that those satellites stopped working is because nobody uses them anymore. Let's just shoot them out of the sky. Now, on Friday, I talked a little bit about this on Pat Unleashed, but I failed to mention it on the podcast because it hurt me too much.

All right. It hurt me too much. I have to apologize. I'm the first to apologize when I something's wrong. You know, I got it. But I thought for sure that the Bezos were not going to get a divorce. And that's what? I told you.

What do I'm doing? Oh, you're in a brand new. So anyway, they've decided that they're going to get the divorce. And she's giving Jeff 75% of everything. Plus, he's giving her 25%. Do not do that. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

She. Oh, my gosh. She's giving them the voting rights to all the companies. She's giving them 75% so that he, don't, no, no, she. He sent that guy. You know what I'm talking about. So, look, here's the deal.

All right. So she gets what? What she's going to be left with is $35 billion. I know. Dry your eyes. Dry your eyes. I don't know how she's going to be able to live. But this also makes it so that Jeff is

still the richest man of the world. Now, look, he's the richest man of the world at $110 billion. I don't know how he's going to make it. How can you make that? I don't know. But how's she going to survive? Used to, you know, the $150, $160 billion. Now she's got to struggle in the trailer park at $35 billion. Yeah, I don't know if she gets one of the houses. That was my deal. I thought just, you know, I'm just moving to this house and, you know, just leave me alone. Leave us alone and we're not going to get a divorce wrong right so then and i know i thought for sure they were going to get a divorce but so now they've settled this right she gets 35 billion oh that's not you know look she'll be okay you know you don't need to start to go fund me for either one of them

okay but we got news this weekend that uh the girlfriend is now filing for a divorce right come on now so who's getting married No, but there's no, there's no wedding yet. What are you talking about? So Bezos getting married? What? Why, no? In fact, T-mei...

She's a pilot for his company. Oh, yeah, she works in the... I don't know if she was a pilot, right? I think she was, uh... I don't think they let females be pilots. You sexist. I'm sure she was just a stewardess. A student?

He demoted her? A stewardess. A stewardess. A stewardess. Oh, a student. I'm pretty sure she just delivered, you know, like sandwiches and stuff on the plane. So just because he, you know, is going to finalize the divorce with the wife and she is going to finalize the divorce with hubby doesn't mean that they're going to end up together, right?

Because they've still, they still got their issues over who leaked the picks. You know, who licked, I mean, who, I know we know who licked them. But who leaked them. Saudi Arabia. Right. right? Because the security team that believes that it was Saudi Arabia, but others have said that it was her brother

that was leaking him for money. So who knows? It's fascinating. And by the way, as I look down here, I realized that, you know, I got it. She was the stewardess, okay? She was a helicopter pilot. Does that count?

Yes. I know. That doesn't really count as them. You fly a little thing with wings. So she was a stewardess on the airplane. Just that she flew around a little bit in the helicopter. Hey, nobody else is out of a helicopter. You want me to put this one on to move over?

Doing a business up here, Jim? Yeah, I've got this thing. You know that's what happened. Ooh, did you just send me a picture? Yeah. All right, I'll be back in a second. News coming from the Bill Cosby camp this weekend. Cosby settled a case.

Get this, Tamara Green, Therese had seven women that they were suing him for all kinds of money. And Cosby has never admitted to that. I mean, he still is saying he's not guilty for the case that he's in prison for this time. Okay. County, County, County. That's correct. However, the settlement was reached, pending a judge signing off on it. And as soon as the settlement was released, a spokesman for Cosby hits Facebook and says,

ah, Mr. Cosby did not settle any cases with anyone. He's not paying anything to anyone, and he is still pursuing his counterclaims. Now, AIG decided to settle the case without the knowledge or permission or consent of Mr. Cosby. I don't think they need it. They're his insurance company. He sued them because they tried to stop insuring him way a while ago when he first started saying, yeah, you guys insure me for homeowners and all this other insurance that I've paid you for.

You're going to have to pick up some of the slack on some of these cases that are suing me. And they said no. And a judge said, yes. So now they've settled. And Bill is like, well, you go ahead and settle, but I'm not admitting to anything. Hey, IG can pay these women off all you want, but I'm not admitting to anything. That's what is amazing. Are you blocked from Bill Cosby's Twitter?

I don't know that. I am. He blocked me. Why? Is that true? I remember the day that he blocked. I called him a pedophile. And he blocked me.

Yeah, I know why you haven't told me this story before because I'm with Bill Cosby on this. That pisses me off. Check, check. A, he's not a pedophile. He got no business calling him. Okay, I'm sorry, rapist. Alleged. He's guilty.

He's that little thing. When did this happen, though? Was he already been filed guilty? No, he was in court. Thank you. So he was still just the last day. When the first allegations came out, I was like, you rape his pedophile. Wow.

Good. Good. The Twitter said, Where's Twitter at? You should lose your blue check. Oh. Oh, you don't have one. Anthony Waiter.

Speaking of blue check marks. He lost his blue check marks. He lost a long time ago. He's got to register as a sex offender now too. Which is weird because I thought he had to, but they're making a big deal out of it. He's been ordered to register as a sex offender as he nears his end of his 21-month prison. He's going to be out here. He was not in prison.

Oh, he was a prison Well, what do you talk about? A boogey prison I mean he might have been in a white collar There you go White privilege prison Pettitentiary Hillary Clinton privileged prison

He was a low risk criminal anyway Low risk He was like into 14 year old girls There's your pedophile He should have been tweeting Anthony over that No question Plus the last time he got into big trouble

I mean, he's running for mayor. He's trying to get his life back. He and Umar are doing that documentary. He's still texting, man. He's still sexting with these girls. And the one that got him in big trouble was, which I, so weird,

but he was, the kid was napping. His kid was napping next to him. I mean, you'd take a nap with your kid in your underwear, right? Who doesn't? But, then he's snapping,

selfies and sending them to the girls. As the kids lay it next to him. That's Calder's danger. So bad. Right. Thank you. And they remember, don't forget when it all went down, when he, when he, my favorite, my favorite Anthony Wiener story is when it first happened. And they were saying that, oh, you're sending your, you know, your penis picks. And he's on MSNBC going, well, that's not me.

I wish. Ha ha ha. I wish that was me. Oh, yeah, it was. What a douche. So he's got to register for 20 years, minimum. I thought once you're a sex offender, you're a sex offender. This is a level one, sex offender.

How many levels are they? 18. I don't know. I don't know how many levels. Look it up. See how many levels there are. There's probably three or four, right? Can't be more than that.

Level one, low risk of reoffending. which I don't know if I agree with that or not. Anz he gets a phone in his hand, man. He's clicking picks every day looking for the Snapchat and all over. But so minimum of 20 years, he's got to verify his address every year, visit a police station every three years to have a new picture taken. Wow. I would have fought that if I was him too.

He's still lost. So you got level one, low risk, reoffending, pose a low degree of, of danger to the public. I mean, that's a win for him for Anthony Wiener. I don't know that I agree with that, though. So the public cannot access information about level one offenders. Oh, see, that's a... That is very important.

Yes, it is. Big win. The only people that can know his information are municipal and state police, FBI, and all the big people. And if that stuff gets leaked, then he could be able to sue for that and make a little money off of that, too. So good for him. All right. So how many levels?

How many levels? Level three. There's a three levels. I do. There could be more than that. So level two sex offenders are that have a moderate risk of committing the crime again. Right. Pose a moderate degree of danger to the public.

Right. This can be accessed by the public. Oh, yeah. You know who you can look it up online. Pedophiles in your neighborhood. Pedophiles r.com at the neighborhood. No, that goff. That's a wrong side I'm looking at.

And then level three offenders are that have a high risk. Level three, you have your picture stapled on every phone pole in the neighborhood. Exactly. Yeah. And, you know, your information, again, is. obviously available to everybody, but you also post a high degree of danger to the public.

Ooh. How about you're not back on the streets? How about where you use that as level three? And I'm sorry, little Anthony Wiener, Carlos Danger, he had Carlos Danger in his name. I think Level 1 is not enough.

He poses a danger. He does not post a danger. It's in his name. Oh my gosh. A, first of all, first of all, Mr. I call Bill Cosby a pedophile, which he clearly is not. B. Yet. Second. That's good. That's good point.

Dateline, health tuna, Pennsylvania. A man awoke to find a stranger sleeping on his kitchen floor surrounded by torn up sanitary napkins. I'm sorry? I don't necessarily want to go any deeper into the story. I just want to leave it there. Police said they arrested 60-year-old, no, never mind. Police said they arrested 60-year-old Brian Smith Thursday, unconscious, surrounded by destroyed sanitary napkins.

The homeowner told police someone had eaten all of his craved cereal. He said all the doors and windows were locked when he went to sleep, but he noticed one of the doors was wide open the next morning. Yeah, that's an issue when you roll out of bed and the door is wide open. Police say Smith told him, yeah, you know, I have used meth in the last couple of days. And I don't know. I don't know how.

I don't know when. I don't know why I came into the house. You know, I was just high on math and a little hungry for something. And I figured, hey, that house there's probably got some food. So, and the box said there's some cereal. And, you know, when you eat, you need something to wipe your hands and face with. and I saw another box up in the cover that said napkins. Sure they were sanitary napkins.

Sure. Sure they were napkins for something else. But I still used them for that. Wow. Fantastic. I don't know what you do. I don't know actually what I would do waking up and finding someone laying in my kitchen like that.

Elton of the police might not have been called. You wouldn't be able to do that, though. What do you mean? You have simply safe. I don't mean you just delete. Rewind, delete. Anything gone? No.

Oh, the power go off? Oh, what? Dude, but that's the beautiful thing about Simply save. None of that affects it. Oh, what? Did my kids break the cameras? What? Simply say, you guys have to send me to some new stuff, bro.

All of a sudden, it was an earthquake, a tremor. It fell off. One thing led to another. There's nothing. They filmed nothing. I couldn't see anything. And I'm sure that the guy that the camera shows coming into my house. went out, but that's when the camera broke and didn't show anything.

So there is an opportunity for you to actually, you ever want to own a town? I mean, just the whole town. I mean, if you watched the, was it telling me that you watch, uh, uh, It's Creek. Is that the name of it?

What is it? Uh, It's Creek. What's the name of the show? I don't know how you say it, but I think if I say the same way you said it, I'm going to have to bleep it at third time. That's the name of the show.

It's a shit. Sheets Creek or something like that. What are you talking about? It's Creek. That's the name of the show. But yes, let's continue because I don't think that's how you do it. All right, well, bring it up on, let me hear what the pronunciation is on the, on the pronunciation. It goes, it's S-H-I-T-T, right?

Apostop-B-S show or Creek, I mean. That's the name of the show. So it's not, it can't be the Shiat's or the Shiat's, Greek. Or did you go out for a... No. No. It's what I said. It's Creek.

He's so mad at me right now. They have to go back and put in his little beep. I made him extra work today. Can we have a pronunciation or, I mean, that's all I want to do is see the pronunciation. Can you stop? I'm trying to find the stupid thing. I'm watching here a show that says their name.

Give me a second. Oh, so another, somebody else on the internet says it. That's right. wrong. Oh, okay. It's called. So actually, shriek and you have to bleep the shit. Thank you. Thank you. Do you know the related?

I didn't know that. What is related? Eugene Levy and the guy who plays the gay son, their father and son in real life. I didn't know that. Wow, that's great. Any other little inside tips you got for me there? This is why I hate telling you about shows because you're not as devoted as I am. No, I am. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. If you were as devoid as I was and after watching five

ladies and gentlemen this time Jeff he decided to disconnect his headphones I'm sorry go ahead you went blank and you had sounded the best you've ever sounded to me in my headphones I'll tell you that all I'm saying is hold on you keep talking just keep talking all I'm saying is that when you get into a show and you don't get it as much as I get

to it like why do you care you should care that is so related because it kind of like is a good thing a little side little Antenote story. I got it. Tell it on Conan. Have you listened to his podcast? Okay, so Conan? Has he had me on his? Well, the podcast is finding friends with Conan.

I don't think Conan wants you as a friend. Why not? I regret calling you a friend. I don't think Conan will think. That hurts. Does it? Does it Jeff Fisher? Am I your friend? I thought so.

Oh my God, you're such a liar. You hate me. Not as much as you hate Stu, but you hate me on that kind of level. There is absolutely no one in this building I hate more than Stu. I mean, Glenn is running a close second, but Stu is right there, man. He is no, numero uno of hatred. I mean, seriously, look at him. Just as a side note, since we got into a television show and, you know, father and son starring in the stupid show,

you can still buy the town that I started this whole story. over for $3.8 million dollars in Indiana. I know. 3.8 million for a town in Indiana. The town is named Story. First thing you could do is maybe change the name of the town.

Story's tale is the town began in 1851. Doctor and George P. Story received, oh, the doctor got the 173 acres from Millard Fillmore. Miller and Fillmore, of course, is the 13th president of the United States. Duh.

Over the years, the town is then known as Storyville started to grow, farms, medical practice school, and then... Good luck, God bless. A little rough, having a little rough badge. Can I change your town name if I buy it? Yeah, you deck it's your town. So I will buy this and then make it Pawnee, like the TV show Parks and Rec? Right. why not just call it

It's Creek All right, let's go to the break room I am so thirsty I'm telling you what Plus I got some great stories and some great headlines to get to once we get over to the break room Can't have the meat pies

Oh Oh my gosh Hold on So good I'll tell you what I almost said something like Coca-Cola doesn't need to sponsor this podcast, but they do because that's so good. They need me to be their spokesperson.

So what you need to do is call me. All you need to do is call me. Where can they call you or email you? Oh, that's funny. Well, hey, you know what you could do, Coca-Cola Zero Sugar? You can call 888-903.33. Somebody will pick up the phone, you know, and just tell them you want to talk to me. You could email me at Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.

You could subscribe. This is a better thing you could do, Coke Cola. What you could do is tell all your employees, every single freaking employee to subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Then you can just leave me a message. When you rate and review it,

20 stars, best podcast ever, you can just leave a message. Hey, Jeff, this is Coke Zero. We want to sponsor you. And Chris will see that sometime in the next year. And he'll get back to you. By the way, that's 700,000 associates. That's a lot of subscriptions.

Okay, so you don't need to have every employee, but let's say half. Half. There's only 700,000 people working for Coca-Cola in the United States. Really? Wow. That seems... Hold on there, man. Sorry, I'll take that back.

Of course. Of course you do, because that's wrong. In 2017, Coca-Cola employed 61,000 employees worldwide and about 100,000 employees in the previous year. That does not sound. right. So they're down on employees? That does not sound right. I'm reading it from the Coca-Cola statistics.

They have more employees in that. But they did make a revenue of $35 billion worldwide in 2017. They do okay for themselves. I mean, they're all right. They do okay. They sell a little bit of the product that they sell. Amazing people buy it. But they only have 100,000 employees worldwide?

No, I disagree with that story. That story is a lie. Stories of life. Already decided. All right. So do you ever fly along on a jet? Go for a jet fly along. Like I have gone on a couple of fly-alongs.

I could never do the jet fly-along, though, because I don't know if you know this. Jets don't have fat guy seating. What? I know. No, no, no. Yeah. They're like, oh, they like, no.

Oh, baby, no. uh we not knew but i did my my favorite fly along was in the red barons you know the red baron pizza planes and we in fact stew and i went and uh right along like and uh we were walking we were walking up to the red baron at the airport the guys leaned up against his plane and he goes he sees me walking up and he goes yeah we're not doing any flips so i mean i got to i got the fly on the red baron planes well there was just you know no flip no there was no role There was no barrel rolls. There was no flips.

There was no up and over. Now, it was just... You still get the flips? He did. Stu got the flips. And he also got the... You need to pull the car over on the way out of the airport, too.

Flips. Because it made him sick. A lot of people don't know that story, and I believe that's probably... That might have been the first time I have ever said that live on the year. But that was a one of my... That was a fun time for me, just to say, not in my car, bro.

But I'm going to sit here and watch you for a little bit and just smile. So anyway, this guy goes on a jet fly along, ride along. A French Air Force. And she goes up for the ride. We'll be taking off. We go, this is the Raphael fighter jet. So we appreciate you coming along for the ride. We just took off.

We were just in the air. We're cruising. at an altitude of a little. Whoa, hey, what happened to the guy? He ejects himself out of the plane. I'm sorry, what do he do? Oh, so we're just getting up to cruising out. We appreciate you flying.

Raphael's fighter jets here in France. And what we're going to do is we're going to take a the guy ejects himself from the plane. They don't know how it happened. He just pushes, all of a sudden, this guy, and poop, he's on the ride along, he's out of the plane. Amazing. I mean, the France has shut down the jets now.

They're like, ooh, we don't know how he did that. We don't know if he pushed the wrong button. It's usually the pilot that has control, right? It's not just, it's not the, it's not Bill from the outskirts of Paris on the fly along. Careful, because you have buttons in front of you. Don't press the run button. We don't need a CTF incident. So the 64-year-old man riding along.

Oh, my God, 64? Well, I mean, 64. Why is why you say it like that? That's old. To be ejected from a plane, Jeffrey. A, 64. The first time I turned 64. How long was that?

It was a little while ago. But the first time it's not old. Second time you're starting to push yourself a little bit. You're 160 something. Yeah, you're starting to push. Really? Really, 64. A second time around is 100, what?

120. I'm sorry. 120 something. That's not what you said, though. That's not what you said. So apparently, and he's fine, though. I mean, he parachuted, he fired, pulled the button, parachuted in. I guess he got hurt a little bit.

If I'm the guy, I'm hurt forever. Oh, yeah, you hurt forever. I'm like Chris Cruz handicapped. Yeah, you heard me. Don't even, don't even, because you know that's, don't even, don't even make me walk any farther down that road or I'll have you. But I'm sorry, you can edit that out if you want. because I know that you really are. I got the paperwork to show you that I'm handicapped.

Yeah, no, no, I know. Yeah, no, no, no, I know. I believe it. I believe every, every piece of paper. I was not ejected from a, from a plane, but I bomb went off, you know, when I was sleeping next to me. And that shook my brain. My brain hit my skull from the inside.

The little, you know, fracture in my brain. I lost about a minute. We're able to get about 30 seconds back. So I lost 30 seconds. my love, Jeffrey. When was the last time you lost 30 seconds of your life? I haven't, and I'm so sorry that that happened to you. And I wish we could get that back for you, but we'll do everything we can in the next, I don't know, 100 years by paying you all kinds of money and giving you all kinds of discounts on stuff, trying to get that time back. Yes.

And thanks for your service. We really appreciate it. That's unbelievable, because I thought it sounded pretty good. I thought I sounded pretty good there for a second. For a second there, I was like, I thought I sold it pretty good. So, I mean, that's what you've told them, happened. That's what happened. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, that's what happened. Yes, that's the story that I told them. Yeah, that's the story, yes. So, a bobbling off. We had this, so even the audience knows this. For two years now, they know this story. Really? Yeah. Boblin off in, like, a land that you were sleeping in? Yes, I was sleeping and I was in Iraq.

Right, right. And the bomb went off in Afghanistan. And you felt it. Oh, man. Yes. Shockwave, you know, hit my brain. Trying to catch me on the lie here? Yes, that's what I was doing.

Who sent you? NCIS. Oh, that's a different detective agency, but, you know, they'll still bust you. All right, we're still in the break room. I mean, I've still got some headlines to get to, some tremendous headlines today. And we're not going any farther into the stories, most likely. You know, we're here in the break room,

so let's just get to the headlines. A man chokes cashier for putting canned goods in the same bag as potato chips. I don't think we need to... That speaks for itself. Charlie's Theron, saying it...

Who? Okay, we're in the headlines now. Actress. Charlie's Theron? Wow. Stop with... Just... You've embarrassed yourself already.

Seriously, you've embarrassed yourself. So I'll just continue with the story. She's having a tough time because she said single dating is really hard for her because nobody will ask her out on a date. Duh. Somebody better butcher up. Florida man arrested for burglary minutes after leaving jail. I feel like that headline makes the rounds ever so often. We need to look that up.

I feel like that headline every about five to eight months comes back around again. a Florida man arrested for burglary minutes after leaving jail. It tries to rob a car and gets out of the parking lot. I feel like that headline. I feel like that story is not really real. It's Florida man. Yeah, it's a Florida man. A tourist dies falling off the Grand Canyon.

Again. Yeah, a lot of people. The third one to die this year alone. We've been there? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it would take some. You could do it.

I mean, where are we. where we look off the one one place we we stopped at, you know, they've got the fencing and, you know, you're pretty guard it. But you go around. You're done.

And you think to yourself, I mean, my kids were there and everything and I thought nothing of them. Because I thought, oh, my kids fall. I mean, hey.

Oh, no, darn. I lose one. But the, and then I thought, my kids are, you know, I pretty much,

well, they are my children. They do actually realize, hey, there's an, edge into a giant hole. I think I'll stand back a little ways. I mean, just stupid.

I want to get the selfie of me looking like I'm right here on the edge of the, just dumb. Just dumb. Shazam. Did you see Shazam this weekend? No. Well, a lot of people did. 53 million in North America at the box office, number one.

Amazon is working on their project, what is it, Coupier? Cooper? One more time. Project K-U-I-P-E-R? Coupier. Coupier. That's their space one. Yeah, because they're going to launch more than 3,000 satellites

to offer high-speed internet access to undeserved communities globally or underserved communities. All right, wait a second. Stop for a second. Amazon is going to launch 3,000 satellites. Stop. It's time to do something about the space junk flying around. the globe. It really truly is. I mean, we're to worry, I started

the show talking a little bit about the satellites going down for the old GPS. And, you know, last week we talked about the India, I think. India, yeah. Shooting space wars, shooting their old satellites, blowing them up. I mean, it's getting dangerous up there.

Crap flying around. We need to do something, man. Somebody needs to, I mean, Elon, what are you doing? What are you doing, Elon? You're messing around with that whole SEC problem. Stop tweeting. Come up with a problem to get the space junk. Send up a garbage truck. Send up the, you know, the SpaceX garbage truck and let's clean up some satellites.

Pick up the satellites. Let's go. And do what with them? I need more. I don't know. Bring him back. Shoot them farther out in space. Blow them up.

Whatever. Get rid of them. Get them out of our orbit. Wow. Unless I think of everything. Well, we need a Wally system. Remember the movie Wally? I do remember.

With a space. That's what we need. I'm all right with that. I'm all right because once you get into the Wally system, all you do is sit on a chair and everything comes to you. I mean, I'm almost there now as it is. I love that ride. Remember, the people couldn't even move because their bones had all gone away

because they've been sitting on those chairs for so long. I want one of those chairs, bad. You just fly around, drinks come to you, screams. That's where you live. Oh, we have to have one of those. Last night, I know I don't do a lot of sports on this show because it's not a sports show, I know. But last night, number one, Baylor beat number one Notre Dame.

This is all Texas news for you, okay? This is just Texas. That's the only reason I'm doing it. Baylor beats Notre Dame for the women's NCAA basketball tournament. All right? Texas Tech plays Virginia tonight for the NCAA championship. So, I mean, we've got to root for Texas Tech if you're from Texas. And who was it?

The Longhorns won the NIT, right? Yeah. So why are you showing me, hook them horns, right? Hook them horns and the NIT. So we guys, it's a Texas. It's a Texas basketball year. I know. One of the people that work in the building now has got their head hung low because

TCU didn't win it. It's too bad. But it wouldn't have mattered. And WrestleMania. WrestleMania 35 made history with three women wrestlers. Right? Think about that. Ronald Rousey, Charlotte player, Becky Lynch,

headlining the event. WrestleMania, Super Bowl of Professional Wrestling, biggest night of the year, watched the stock more than double in the last 12 months. I mean, no wonder he wants to get into the XFL. He's already spent that money. He's already taken that money out. He sold his stock.

He's already in it. He's already getting into football. Amazing. Amazing. Oh, and how can I forget to, you know, tell you about the massive 17-foot-long python found in Florida, carrying 73 eggs? Right. And I'm not talking about he wasn't carrying chicken eggs.

All right? He wasn't carrying eggs home from Publix. He was ready to create more pythons. Good that we've hunted that bad boy downed. Oh, wait. I wasn't supposed to comment on the stories. Sorry. All right. So last week we did a story about how Americans are using all this toilet paper.

We're like the world-renowned use of toilet paper. You know, people hate us for it. Well, Charmin is now selling a roll of toilet paper called The Forever Roll. The Forever Roll. Charmin. The Forever Roll. I mean, first of all, it's not going to fit in your holder on the wall, man. It's not, you know, it's like the ones that you take from the stores

in the big rolls that they have in the plastic rolls, the ones you bring home. Or the one here from the studios. Yeah, when you take those home, they don't fit it on the wall. You've got to keep those just sitting off the side. So, I mean, it's kind of, I mean, of, of course you're going to take it. What are you going to leave it there for other people to use? No, it's free for you. But Sharman is a lot better than those.

Those big roles that you. accidentally put in your bag and take home from the, from the stores. Those are, that paper is weak. Yeah, really bad. Recycled, really bad, thin, sad. But now Sharman is coming up with the two-ply ultrasoff material, the forever roll. I mean to tell you, if we haven't used enough toilet paper in this country, Sharman keeps pushing that product on us, man.

How much? It's a toilet paper. How much is going to cost me? I don't know. It doesn't say. Sherman just wants you to buy it. He's like, when you buy your toilet paper

from Sam's Club or Costco or whatever? Gosh, what is it? You get, you know, 20, 30 rolls for 15, 16, 17, 18 bucks. I don't even know how much it costs now. Something like that. You're so boozy.

You don't know how much your toilet paper costs. It's one of those big packs we get. It's like that's under 20. You know what you're right. The new girl's right. It's because you steal them. You don't know how much they are. Right.

You're absolutely correct. Correct. Can't say that out loud, though. In trouble. And also one of the stupidest products I saw over the weekend. And I know that I know that this is going to make it into my home. And I'm going to regret even talking about it. It is the blanket that looks like a giant burrito.

So it just wraps you up so you look like you're wrapped up in a giant burrito. And I know that at least one of these will make it. into my home because there's no way that people in my house are not going to want one of these. And it's so boozy, but for sure, it will make, I can't take it. I'll tell you why,

just make some kind of dish and serve it up with real burritos, okay? I don't want the fake blanket. You can write your own jackson. No, I don't want to write those. Those are dirty jokes. but what's in the burrito. Don't forget, if you don't work for Coca-Cola,

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Goes chewing the fat with cream. Chris, no, sorry, chewing the fat with Jeffrey and Chris is great. And kudos for the Blaze for promoting diversity with a podcast featuring two people for whom English is clearly not their first language. Long live the fat heads. Actually, I did see that one because I was reminded that he's right. I mean, at least for one of us. And you also have DMD 76 saying five stars, dynamic duo, 20 stars, best podcast. ever, fun, entertaining.

These guys are an awesome way to end your day. So the 5.30 works. The 530 Central, 630 Eastern works. Jeffie and Chris Cruz. Yes, Jeffie. I said Chris Cruz. You know the real Chris

Cruz are lively and great team. Music spots are one of a kind and are likewise the best ever. Keep it up. Is that like your cousin or your brother or something? No, because Is this guy spelled my name wrong? So DMD 76 is K-R-I-S.

Got a fool-a-s. Not CHR. Spell my name wrong. They won't think we're related. Are you done? Because I'm highly upset. Yeah, we're going to wrap up. What do you mean?

Again? Oh, no. How will I survive? What do you matter? You are the governor of the, on the board of the governors. Of the United States post office. Did you get a notice over the weekend of what happened in one of your post offices? I mean, I get notices all weekend long from the Postal Service.

This one is a big notice. Psycho white leftist, cotton camera, called in a Mexican-American woman racist. First of all, let's be clear. Anyone can come into the post office. Yeah, yeah. We're not saying people can't come into the post office that may or may not believe different things.

We're, you know, an all-purpose society. Yeah, but this Mexican-American was, wearing a Make America Great Again, make America Great a hand hat 2020. And she was called a racist in one of your locations. Not from many of our people. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, holy cow. No, no, no.

Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, no. If I would have missed that, we would have shut this thing down right now. So we'll call an emergency meeting. We all know that, you know, it's very effective when you go to the post office. And very quick. We try to be. You try to.

Yes. There are times when, you know, the process slows down a little. Yes. And, you know, we had a little incident. I got a little bit audio because as one of the people, the governors, you know, for the USBS office, I want you to clarify this for me. What happened here? Talk to me and don't record me. Listen.

Can you tell me not to record me? No, you just insulted me from my house. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I have a right not to be harassed. I have a right not to be harassed. You have no reason to harass me because of my house.

It doesn't matter. What? Her hat. Ha? Her hat, her hat. And at this point, you could hear the psycho white leftist calling for a supervisor. Supervisor never came. Oh, boy. Just to let you know. Oh, boy. This is a problem. Just because I'm wearing a Trump hat. What is wrong with you? I didn't harass her. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

I saw it. Oh, I saw. Yes, you did. You have no reason to harass me. He is the president of America and I should wear whatever I want. And thank you. Exactly. Do not harass me because of my hat. I want to make this show. I want to make, I want to make, I want to, at this time, I'm a little embarrassed that the supervisor is not. I'm behalf of the United States Postal Service. Yeah, as the person who says at the board of the governors, at this time, none of your employees are involved.

Right. So just customers talking back and forth. But they're in the lobby. They're in the lobby. They're in the line. So the psycho white leftist is in front and the Mexican American Trump. reporter is behind her. And the Trump supporters already got the, I saw it.

Yeah, she got the co-sign. Yeah, she got the call sign from the guy who's all the way in the back. And by the way, again, your lines, you know, need to move a little bit faster because you got more. You got more. That's how much I'm behind it. I don't care if you don't agree with it. I have the right to wear it.

Yeah, she's right there. Although I will say. Okay. Can we get over that thing? On who's in? I don't. On whose end, Jeffrey? Hold on.

Hold on. On whose end? I'm sick of seeing them. I know. At this point, it's almost like you're wearing it because you want to be, you want to fight. You want to be a fight starter. Right? That's why you're wearing it.

Because you want to start a fight. And so when you get one, you got it. There you go. You got what you wanted. Okay, racist. I'm a Mexican racist. Okay. I'm a, yeah.

Yeah. I'm a, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm a racist against a white like you. You're so racist. Listen to your argument. But whatever you do, do not harass me. Do not harass me. You have no right to harass me.

I know, public office. And you just laid your hands on me. I don't care what you did. I didn't lay my hands on you. I said, don't pay me. Look at that. What is wrong with you? No, no more.

No more. Oh, no. At this point, that is your employee getting involved separating them because. Oh, that took a long. The psycho white left is guiding the Mexican-American. his face Trump supporter. Now that's, it's been how long, the three minutes? A minute and 13 in the video.

Like I said, 10 minutes. You really don't have, for a person that loves clocks, you really have no time gauge. Well, actually, I don't know how long this video is. The video could have been. Video is too, for what she posted and because she went, and here's the thing, she did something pretty cool. She had enough time to do it as a Facebook live. Right.

So this is not where she took that. So according to this, it's a two minute. Amazing. Amazing. She was already to fire up to Facebook Live. Yes, she was already to fire the Facebook Live. So this is a two minute and ten second video. We are about halfway about a minute and ten seconds.

I don't know how much more I could take. But my employees are already there. Your employee just trying to break it out. Really, I mean, if the video is not, you know, stop and go and it's been 10 minutes or so, if this is really, you know, real time and it's in a minute in, seems like they should have been there faster, but go ahead. You just laid your hands on me.

I don't care what you say. I didn't lay my hands on you. I didn't take me. Look at that. What is wrong with you? No more, no more, please. Yeah, see, there you go. Oh, you don't see.

No more, please. Now, I do have another question. They brought out the lady, though. I have a question for you. Why is your employee wearing blue latex gloves? Like, why? Because, you work at the post office. You're not making any sandwiches.

You're not handling any food. So why is your employee wearing? And you don't know that. What she was doing in the back? It may have been making sandwiches for the crew. She was in a counter about to pay. She may have been making sandwiches for the crew. But uh, blue latexas are not the way for making food. Just let you know that. She doesn't know that.

But the, uh, touch the mail and I'm highly upset that she was the disease and the stuff. I'm highly upset that she was not wearing the brand new USPS wardrobe that came out last week. She was grandfathered in. She was wearing the blue and the shorts. She gets to wear the old stuff. Oh, she gets to? Yeah, she gets to wear the old stuff. But once the old stuff wears out, it's all new.

It's all new. It's part of the new deal. But you're wearing gloves because you're touching mail. It's all dirty and people. You don't know what's in it. And I agree on her on the cycle white leftist because the receipt. Where's my receipt?

Let's go. Look at you. Harassing people on the street. Thank you. Because I'm wearing a hat with the Trump's, with the president's name on it. Look at you. Get yourself together.

Seriously. Who get you? Yeah, look at you. Take my picture and make sure you share it everywhere because I support the President of America. And if you don't agree with that, you should move somewhere else. I am Mexican. Get my address. You should move somewhere else if you don't like it here.

If you don't like America, you should move out of America. Go to Mexico. Go to Central America if you don't like being here. If you don't like who the president is. And don't ever lay a hand on me. You hear me? Nobody touched. You psycho.

Nobody touched you. I don't care. Recording the only one. I don't care. If I was afraid I wouldn't be wearing this hat in the middle of the street. Nobody gets me. Right. Right.

Right. Psycho. What about now? She turned the phone back around on her cell. Psycho. That'll be good if she did. That's so good. All right.

So first, let's be clear. The United States. Who is this speaking? Hold on. Who is this speaking? As the board of governors. All right. We did not condone any of this violence or outbreak.

in a public square. People have the absolute right to wear whatever they want to wear when they want to wear it. They have the right to, they have the right freedom of speech to speak what they want to speak. But you have to allow other people to do the same. That's what makes America great. And we should have been there a little bit faster to help break up this fight. It shouldn't have gone on or, you know, reach the point that it was at. That's a little disconcerning for us at the United States Postal Service.

That having been said. I want to step away from the board of governors for just a second. Come on, man. Come on. People are, I mean, she's so quick to, I absolutely can wear the hat. Absolutely, I get it. But aren't you just trying to be a fight starter? aren't you?

I know you're supporting the president of the country. I know you are. I know you love the country. And bless your heart for that. Bless your heart. But it just kind of feels like you're trying to be a fight starter. Psycho. That's it already.

Wow. I have this thing up. Let's wrap it up. Whatever. Fight starter.