Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 72 | Having A Bad Day...? THINK Again!

Episode Date: April 10, 2019

Are you having a bad day? Jeffy brings you three stories that will make you re-think if you're having a bad day. Jessy Taylor gets kicked out from social media, plane meltdown, and a kid locks an iPad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Think you're having a tough day? One man's three-year-old tried to unlock his iPad so many times. It locked until 2067. Try again in 25,536,442 minutes. How's your day going so far? Part of the show. I know you like the birds. Part of the show.

Not again, baby. Anyway, how's your day going? You all right? Look, New York City declares public health emergency. I know. You think, in New York, what a surprise. Correct. They declare a public health emergency orders mandatory measles vaccinations.

Right? If you fly into New York, this is what you're hearing today. So the other day I'm thinking, I keep seeing headlines of measles, measles, measles, and we've talked about it here on the show in the past. I mean, something is going on. There's something happening. Something is coming. Something's happening.

So I thought, well, you know what? I'll just Google measles. And under the news category. Now, I googled a lot of things in my life. It's the first time I believe I've Googled measles. Now, it's amazing. All right, first of all, I got 25,000, 400,000 results. Top one is, of course, the New York story,

declaring an emergency requiring vaccinations. And that goes on and on why measles parties are a bad idea for parents. That would be, you know, getting together so their kids get measles and then they've moved on. Yep, my kids had measles. We're moved on. I didn't realize that we were calling them measles parties now, but apparently we are. Then it goes on to, this is how worried you should be about the measles outbreak. I don't want to read that. I do not want to read that.

Measles spreads to four more states in 2019 outbreak. Can officials require vaccinations against measles? They're trying. I mean, they can say it. We'll see if it works. How measles is making a return in New York and elsewhere. Right? I mean, we're going to be hearing it here soon.

Now, I'm sure. I'm, in fact, positive that there's no way that these outbreaks of measles. and other, well, other things that we thought were gone that are making a comeback. There's no way that they have anything to do with, I don't know, people coming across the border illegally. I don't want to get into politics. I'm just saying it's a possibility. Silly me, I know. I know.

It's a stupid, stupid thought. It really is. And I apologize for that. More are people having a bad day. Lori Loughlin. All right. And 14 other people are facing new charges. Are you kidding me?

Now, they were already charged with conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud. And now they're facing money laundering charges. The max prison time for both charges is 20 years each charge. so she could do 40 years? Come on. For trying to do her kid a good thing and get her into college. Thank you.

I mean, come on. You ruin my Christmas. Pay for my tuition. Laurie! Tremendous. Tremendous. I mean, so when you start thinking you're having a bad day.

I mean, I've already given you three big stories. Other people haven't. worst days than you. And there's more to come on chewing the fat. I guarantee you there's more to come today because I've got, I've got several stories that will make you go, you know, I'm not having that bad of a day. All right, three big having a bad day stories for you right now.

I don't know which way to go. I've got a plain meltdown. I've got a lady struggling with insects in the eyes. I've got the Instagram meltdown from Jesse Taylor. That is really amazing. I think we start with bees in the eye. Bees in the eye. because I've got, look, doctors find four bees in a woman's eye

feeding on her tears. Absolutely amazing. Now, I could tell you the story, but I'd rather the report from Taiwan is, we'll let you know the details. Sawmo, ho-o-o-o-l-so-eye-werewereweree left-eye-washed-all. Amazing.

but that's all the time but if she's pain and if there's any that

can happen anybody. Okay and I'm she's telling what happened and just just a

it's just is it's just it's just I better I better with just now just to

she just and always have a lot and you're very much so he's going to go to this way

this way this is this is the dog you know what that's the doc that's the doc and you know he gets technical

and just gets into things you know I apologize for those of you that you know that don't speak Mandarin well they have a button that they can use

and they translate that on the app okay good that's excellent it's right next to the 3D and the Spanish button so you have to press English on your app and they'll translate it to English. That is so cool. I apologize

for not knowing that. You're welcome. Like a good friend of mine always says, you're welcome. Good friend says that. Must be a really good friend. So she thinks she's got an infection in her eye, okay?

And she goes to the university hospital in Taiwan and the doctor is looking at her. And you heard from it. You heard from You heard from the doctor was telling you. And that her eyes were swollen and her eyelid was shut completely. Right? So the doc, Dr. Hung Chi Ting. I'm sorry?

Dr. Hung Sheting. Bless you. Now the woman's name, which the story, I love these stories because the woman's name is he. So when you're reading the story. Shee he? B is embedded in the 29-year-old Taiwanese woman named he. so it's just I mean

Dr. Hung Chi Ting working on he bless you thank you so she goes to the she goes to help pull weeds at a family member's grave

she didn't do that no more and it's you know she got dirt into her eye she's doing the weeds and something flies into her eye well not she didn't think it was fly she just thought it was dirt in the air into her eye and after that she started experiencing

all this panes in her eyes. Her eyes are swelling up. And so she goes to the, she goes to see Dr. Hung Chi Ting. Bless you. And so he takes herself

to see Dr. Hung Ching Ting Ting. Bless you. And the doc looks in her eye and he says, I saw something that looked, I mean, he told you this on the report, but I'll repeat it. I saw something that looked like insect legs. So I pulled them out under a microscope slowly, one at a time without damaging their bodies.

They were still alive in her eyes. You cannot hear the buzzing? He didn't rubber eyes too much because it could have worsened the state. You know, the bees scraping across the corny. I have two questions. How big are her eyes or how small are these bees? Real little bees. Real little bees.

One day they're going to grow up to be great big bees. Who's a cute little bee? You are. Now, I mean, there are like thousands of species of these sweet bees, you know, across the world. They're not really aggressive. And it happens, you know, they get under the skin. Sometimes they get in the skin because they press down on the real small. But I do not want to be the person.

I have been stung once in my life, and that was a bee that flew into my eye. And I pushed it out so it stung me just a quick sting along the side of my eye. I was not too long ago, too. I mean, we used to catch bees as kids. It never was done. And I opened that garage door and that bee flew right into my eye. And I can't imagine having something like that in your eye, in your skull. And right.

And it's a good question from Chris. You can beep that out later. I'm not going to say that again. I mean, there's no... There's a little zzz something. No kind of, I mean, maybe they're a little wet from the tear duct, so you're getting the, you're not sure. The wet buzz, you're not hearing that.

No, I mean, that's a quote. You can quote me on that. The wet buzz, you're not hearing that. I'm telling you. No, thank you. No, thank you. But again, think you're having a bad day? How many bees have you had in your eye today?

That's what I thought. That's what I thought. So then let's go to Every time We have a plane story now Playing people Get out their phones Absolutely amazing

On this video And I'll play the video for you And you can hear You know if you don't push the video button You're only going to hear the audio It's just the way it is sorry And that's not our fault I can't

I can't push the button for you I wish I could If I could I would All right so Now, this lady, we'll call her that for the lack of a better term. I really have a better term, but for lack of a term that I want to use on chewing the fat. On Spirit Airlines, traveling from Orlando, big surprise out of Florida. A Florida woman.

To Newark, New Jersey, another big surprise. Orlando to New Jersey. Oh, geez. Jersey Shore? So I don't know what prompted all this to happen other than she's just intoxicated. flying spirits. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she's flying spirits all right.

That's, that's, yes. So the whole plane, everybody's got their phones out. It's amazing. Everybody's feeling you've got different angles. What angle do you want, baby? 100 of angle, right. And she would have, at that point, any angle because she showed all angles of her body to the plane. So she is, well, I'll let her explain to you how her day was going.

Don't fucking talk. That's fine. Yeah, record all you. Yeah, record all you want. The whole plane. Everybody's cheering, egging her on. They want her off the plane, but they're egging around. They keep pushing her.

Well, because if you didn't see, if you forgot to turn on your video version, she showed her hoo-ha and her butt at this point. Go ahead and record. Everybody can record it. She turned around and flipped up her skirt and waved her behind back and forth. Now, as you can see on the video, it's blurred out. So I didn't see any footage that wasn't unblurred. So I'm not sure if she was wearing any underwear

or if it was, you know, free bird and unspeer. If you're flying from Orlando to Jersey, are you freeballing it? Well, I don't know if she is or not. I don't know what she's identifying as. If she is freeballing it, then we're talking a different story. This adds to the equation. If she's just, you know, no underwear.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Do it some more. So proud of me trash. You guys.

She's ready to go, right? People are fighting, hanging around. They know she's got to leave the plane. I mean, you can see on the video, you know, the flight attendant to stand there. He wants to kind of smile. At one point, he looks like he's going to crack a smile, but he knows he can't. I mean, no way. Even on spirit, no way.

And so he's just waiting for her to get her stuff. And she's like yanking it out of the overhead. Well, you see it on the video. She doesn't make more money than you Oh, that she's going to start about making more money My mother makes more money than all you

Really? How's that money Coming to you on Spirit? I know she's ditching you Some extra cash every week So you'll be able to fly Spirit, huh? Leave!

Yeah, leave She said what she did a Goal? Please. Sorry, man, sorry. She's got to go. And she storms off and she's off she goes.

Now everybody's all happy. I was fascinated by the amount of people recording. I mean, it looked like the whole plane. Everyone in every row had a phone going to record, which just egged around even more. But, you know, now what happens? She's stuck in Orlando and she probably can't fly Spirit for a while. You think you're having a bad day?

You stuck in Orlando? Right? Right. Now, again, it's middle of the week. You think you're having a bad day. You're not the person that had bees in your eyes. You didn't get kicked off spirit for being drunk and showing your hoo-ha to the plane

and scream and tell them that you're going to fight those bitches. And, you know, your mother, you're going to fight those hos and your mother makes more money than all of them on the plane. But let's not forget that you were. flying on spirit. So mom's not giving you any cash. Okay, let's be clear. Maybe you might have used up to cash in Orlando, though.

Maybe mom gave you some cash to go out to Orlando, have a little fun. You had a little bit too much fun in Orlando. So now we have the story of Jesse. Jesse is a little upset with the world. And I know that you think you're having a bad day. No question. But Jesse is having a tough, tough day. she has been

I'm sorry I think we should just let her tell us all right Jesse Taylor is having a bad day hey guys so like I'm in the middle at a day in my Instagram account I'm deleted what? Wait

no hey guys I'm in the middle of the right oh it's Yes, thank you. Go ahead. Let's hear some Jesse. I don't want to ruin Jesse.

I'm trying to get it back. I'm calling everybody I can. And I don't know why it's not working out for me. I've been in L.A. because of this. I've been L.A. because I want to be on Instagram. She went up to San Francisco. Oh, she was telling you later that she went up to San Francisco.

I mean, she's doing everything she can to get that Instagram back because this is who she is. And I'm randomly just recording this to put this in the video. Yeah. I have nothing without my following. Right. I'm nothing without my following. I would say that you're nothing with him. And when people try to, you know what I mean, report me, I've literally tried to be a fucking better person.

I want to say to everybody that's been reporting me, think twice because you're ruining my life. Right. Because I make all of my money online, all of it. Wow. Everyone's screwed with their livelihood now. I don't want to lose that. And I know people like to see me be down and be.

like that and be like the 90 percenters, the people that work nine to five, that is not, are there the nine to fives anymore? I mean, is everybody working nine to five? Nope. I don't think so. What's your hour should look like? I don't think so. I'm nine to five. I mean, I am in LA to not be like that. It works so fucking hard to get to where I'm at. For that to get taken from me just taking away. I'm just taking away. I do feel sorry for her here. I mean, she's worked really hard to get where she's at. Now, I've never heard of it. I haven't heard of Jesse.

So I'm not sure what a strong influencer she is. She still got the other platforms. She's got Twitter. She's got YouTube. After this rant, Jesse might not have those either. It literally sucks. Having people want to come after you for no fucking reason.

It hurts. And I don't think people understand that like, this is my fucking wife. I am nothing. I was a fucking prostitute for God's sake. I was a fucking prostitute. I stripped every single day. I don't even do that shit anymore because I make all of my money online.

I don't want to go back to that life. Why? From the bottom of my heart, it sucks. And the people that are laughing at this. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. Wanting me to get my gauntleted at. Imagine if you were in my shoes.

I was abandoned from my fucking family. I've been bags down to from every. Your family got abandoned you? That's hard for me to believe. Everybody I know. Well, except for maybe two people. Three people in my life. Three fucking people in my life is not backstop me yet.

Okay. Those three, yeah. Like, try to be in my shoes for once because I guarantee you, none of you would fucking loss in my shoes. Right? And I just got back for a fucking sandbranded joke seven hours trying to get a fucking verification just for my account to be fucking deleted. You know, I'd like to say I would come for a second. I mean, I, I, hello?

Yeah, this is, this is Jesse Taylor. Uh-huh. I'd like to come into the Instagram offices. For what? I need to be verified. Oh, no, no, no, not here. But I'm Jesse Taylor. No, no, no, no, not here, no, no.

But I'm an influencer, this is my life. and you guys are, people have been reporting me and I need to get my Instagram account verified and I need to get back online. Mr. Mark, Instagram, I'm not here right now. He's not here. I'm going to drive all the way back to L.A. now. Yes, yes.

Stop fucking reporting me, bro. What some of you guys have to realize is, I have no skills. I'm 20,000 dollars in debt from school, from college. So I can't even go to college if I fucking wanted to. Oh, I know, baby. But you already went and you already, They already charged money, baby.

I have a problem there. So she said because she has $20,000 in debt, she cannot go back to college. Yeah. We'll let her in. That means she's, I don't know, late making payments, all that money she's making on Instagram.

Perhaps we make a payment or two. I used to work of fucking McDonald's before I did YouTube, Instagram, before I had 100,000 followers. Before I had everything in my life, I was a fucking loser. Right, prostituted McDonald's. Like, working at McDonald's.

Right. Not saying there's anything wrong. with people who are going to meet doubles because I worked there, but I don't want to go back to that life. I'm perfectly happy where I'm at. Hooking out the drive-to-to is a tough career. I have no job qualifications. I could never work a normal job. I'm worthless.

I bring nothing to the table. No, baby. Zero. I bring nothing to the fucking table. But it comes to that, I always get fights with people. I was getting kicked out of places. I'm not going to tell you why you're getting kicked off the social media accounts, but you go ahead.

Not work material. I will never be work material. So stop fucking reporting me on my fucking Instagram. The last thing I want to do is be a homeless prostitute in the fucking street doing meth. That is the last thing I want to do. Why does you have to do math?

You can be a prostitute on the streets without doing math, can't you? Or is that just you can't, you're so bad about yourself. When you become a prostitute, you have to be a homeless project to do math. You feel so bad about yourself. You're homeless and there's nothing else you can do, but hook yourself out and smoke meth. I need some, I need some math.

I need some rock, man. So stop reporting me on my fucking Instagram. The last thing I want to do is be a homeless prostitute

in the fucking street doing Matt. That is the last thing I want to do to stop trying to ruin my life while the fucking ice-besided trolls out there.

I'm right. Oh, you damn trolls. Jesse. First of all, I do agree that she should be kicked off her Instagram. I don't care what's wrong. I don't care what she's doing.

All right, I'm on her side here. I am on her side. Oh, so am I. I'm on her side. And second, you know, she may be smoking meth already. I mean, this may have been a little bit high on the rock right there. That might be a problem right there. She had the pipe out before she shot this.

And I love the idea of going, you know, just pulling up to Instagram. Yes. And this is Jesse Taylor. I'm here to try to find out about my account. Okay. Who is this? Jesse Taylor. I'm an influencer.

I've got 100,000. Oh, no, no. Mark Instagram. I'm not here right now. No, no. But I need to talk to somebody because I need to get my account reinstated. Oh, no, no, no, Mark, Mark, Instagram.

I'm not here. I'm going to go back to L.A. then. Yes, yes, go back to L.A. and then I'm going to be homeless on the streets, prostituting myself, smoking meth. Then I'm going to end up having to just wait outside McDonald's to try to eat trash to dumpsters because I can't work there.

I can't have a regular 90% job 9 to 5. Baby, it'll be okay. It'll be okay. But just remember, you thought you were having a bad day. I'm trying to get a hold of, Jesse, because I am a little concerned about her mental health, her well-being. I mean, if she thinks that that's all she has left to do is become a homeless prostitute, smoking meth, you know, eating trash from the McDonald's dumpster because she can't work there. I mean, that's a problem. She needs a little help.

But she's an influence on Instagram. So what are her other account? She's got YouTube. She posted this. She's got YouTube, Twitter, and I found out that I guess she's got a Patreon account too. She has a Patreon, but I have to be 18 in order to get on that page.

Oh, wait. Was this the account before she started Instagram? I mean, when she was out hooking herself? And she has a Snapchat. Well, verify you're 18. Let's see the pictures. The audience wants to see them. What?

I have to pay in order to look at those. The company will pay for it. Just do it. Okay, hold it. We got to please hold. Well, we pay for the Patreon account to see the naked pictures of Jesse. No, the company's not.

First of all, the company's not going to pay for that. Other than that? I lied. No, so. What was that? You just have to hit submit and pay. All right, go ahead. Just remember, I'm not the company. Oh. How much you have to pay?

How much? How much? Don't put your finger out. How much you have to pay? How much is the company going to have to pay? It doesn't say yet. But you already hit submit. I thought Patreon.

Patreon's like a just a hit and miss thing Today we've decided that you have to be paid I don't know $100. Okay, so You should have been here yesterday. $10 a month. Oh, that's not bad. I could do that.

But you just sign up for a month, right? I mean, we're not going to... No, I don't want the year pass. Thank you. Please hold. We wait for Patreon to accept the bill that Chris Cruz is paying for.

He thinks the company is going to pay for, but it's not going to. All right. So we're in. You paid the $10 that the company's going to pay for it, not really. And we're into Jesse Taylor's Patreon site, right? So we're attempting to see why we're having to charge $10 to get into the Patreon. Yeah, this is $10 a month, yes. All right, so $10 a month.

And that's just for her? Yeah, that goes for her. Yeah, so that's just for her. Just for Jesse. Okay. Okay, baby. You know, okay, we spent the 10 bucks on you. Now what do we got? So we go, you can access her post and her post from March 11. I bet you those are riveting.

They're not that bad. Hey guys, I just learned in Houston. Who's here? What is she? She's just traveling the country. Still hooking? Hey, guys, I'll be in Houston from the 18 to the 21st. Who will be there? So she was still. I mean, this is this year, 2019? Yeah. And then I got access to her free cam.

Oh my God. So I can access her free cam, which if all you don't know, Jeff, you don't know what it is. I'll explain to you what it is, is the number one adult webcam community. The free cam. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, don't talk down to me. There's a couple of pictures in here that are not, they're not 18 and above.

So I don't know why I had to pay and verify. find my, oh, sorry. I just have to scroll down and see those pictures. Oh. Oh, no, Jeffrey. No. February 21st, something happened to her. Oh, no. Oh, no. More sadness? Jesse?

Again, if you think you're having a bad day. Hey, guys. I've been in the hospital. Not feeling good. I got fired for my new job. Fired. This is up this year in February. Yes. She all got fired from her all the job in a matter of weeks. Oh, no.

She called it the worst week of my life. The last time I had a good day was Valentine's Day because I got to film with ice and his guys at the house and they just threw $100, you know, to me. Besides that shit, you know, I have a lot of stuff to do, and it's been annoying. Please give me some time. to be active. Does it say she went into the hospital because, what, something flared up?

I don't know. It doesn't say why she went in there. A couple of her tiders goes, I don't want hair ties. I want rubber bands. Well, that is, that is deep. And then, so I went back and then now she has a website. She has a website. Of course she does. Jessie.backdoor.com. No, Jesse that store. And oh crap, she owns more money now. What?

Yeah, she wants, I could donate $15 and I don't get anything. I just donate. That's just helping Jesse out. Yeah. Which she definitely needs after today. I could do a custom selfie photo set for $19.

So that is where like I give her $19 and then she sends me some selfies to myself. Yeah. Whatever I want. Nice. For $80, I get access to her premium lifetime. Now, for those that are not hip like me and Jeffie, premium lifetime is something that started in Snapchat

where you pay $80 and you have access to her Snapchat, which she'll do whatever she feels like doing. Right. For a promotion, so Jeffrey, if you wanted to promote Chew and the Fat on her Instagram that she no longer has, that would cost you $40. Wow, she's cheap. Just saying.

So I'm going to click on the 18 plus because I already pay her $10. So I'm going to click on that. First of all, I just wanted to be clear that this all started because Jesse was having a bad day and got kicked off Instagram. She's in California. Her life is over. She doesn't know what to do. And if she doesn't get her Instagram bag, she's going to end up homeless on the street smoking meth, hooking, hookin, and eating out of the garbage can of McDonald's because she doesn't want to go back to work at McDonald's.

But obviously, she's had other jobs. and she's got fired from this year. Right? She's out. She's definitely prostituting herself. Prostituting her body. There's a different. I mean, we're all prostitutes.

Didn't quote me on that. We are all prostitutes, but we don't prostitute our bodies. Some would if we could. Some of us can't. Anyway, that's another thought. I want to read to you, Jeffrey, her bio for the Patreon. Because you have to have a bio for Patreon. Why should I support you for $10 a month?

But she's already hit us up for more. She hit us up for 80 on her website. Right. Yeah. So she goes, welcome to my Patreon. So you probably know me from YouTube and wondering what the heck this is. Right. Why was?

Or why would you want to do anything with it? Recently, I've been thinking of new ways to share my life and interact with you guys. But sometimes having a PG-friendly channel YouTube social media is really restrictive. It sure is. With what I can't and can't post.

Right. Oh, man. Oh, do I hate having to wear clothes. I hate it. There are countless clips edited out of, you know, videos, unposted photos, stories left untold all do because I can't. leave me feeling like, wow, this makes no sense, woman.

Unposted. So the restrictive policies. Yeah. Patreon is a place where you can get exclusive look. Right. At more crazy, unfiltered adult side of me. Thank you. That's what we're looking for.

Connect on a personal basis. I am very passionate about the connect and I post on here. But I have a problem with her, though, because she says she posts. She hasn't posted since. March 25th. Okay, well, so she's been busy on Instagram. She's been busy, and I'm sure that she's trying to push the limits of her Instagram account because Instagram is just so darn restrictive.

It's so darn restrictive. And I want people to know that they can see me naked and I can be a prostitute for them. But the Instagram won't allow it. Oh, no. She also has a Amazon wish list. Oh, boy. I got to get one of those actually

Is that for, we could just buy it for her? Have it dropped off? Have it drone to Jesse's place? What's on her wish list? What does she need? What's Jesse need? It won't have to pay another $10 to get a wishes. All right, she's this whole thing,

she is really pissing me off now. I mean, she just gets you warmed up and then she wants to charge you more money. It's almost like a prostitute. Huh. Good luck, Jesse. But just know that you are not having as bad a day. as Jesse Taylor.

All right, let's go to the break room. I need a drink anyway, especially after Jesse. Oh my gosh. That's so good. Remember, you can email the show Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and my Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. Are we on a Patreon yet?

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1 was there too. But of course, Mercury 1 is not going to get any press. The Mr. President of Venezuela, Mr. Strongman, decided, you know what? We're going to go ahead and let you come on in and help. Oh, no, he didn't kill the Red Cross. No, not yet. That's coming. That's definitely possible from Maduro.

There's no question about that. But he said, you know what? We will accept help. That's fine. Mike Pence is scheduled to address the United Nations Security Council today. I know I'm not doing politics. I've just letting you know that that's happening in Venezuela. So things are at least starting to help the people of Venezuela a little bit.

And Mercury 1 is there responding to the needs in Venezuela as well. So they've got Disasteral Relief Partners, Operation Blessing, who is on the ground. in Venezuela and with your help we're providing clean water medical treatment fortifying basic needs and they definitely need that so you can go to mercury one dot org mercury one dot org and you can donate to the humanitarian relief fund and you can help people out I mean plus they're and we're still on the ground in Nebraska and in the central in the plains where it was just flood I mean millions of acres and and millions of cattle beef prices going up

Beware, beware, beware. From the floods. It's ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. But Mercury 1 is there to help, and that's one of the great things that they do. Mercury1.org. Now, let's talk about some headlines. I got a long list of headlines here that, you know, a couple of them are a little frightening. Like, why do they keep wanting me to eat bugs?

That's my question. Now, it's getting more and more. It used to be, you know, like every couple of years they'd come up with the UN says that bugs are good. Now it's every couple of months. So now we've got Gabby Lewis and Greg Seawitz on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list. Who? Who? Who?

Are creating Greg Sewitz and Gabby Lewis. They're on the Forbes 30 under 30 list. Now they're creating a line of cricket-based protein bars. Yeah. Man, doesn't that sound good? I can't wait. Now, they started their exo startup last year, bugging. They're getting rid of cereal, which was cereal.

Now they're going to the low carb, high protein magic spoon. Yay! I want to eat bugs. Yeah. Stop. I don't want to eat bugs. This is America. I don't want to eat bugs.

Please. Outdoors retailer, RIEI, who I'm a huge fan of, is a good. expanding their rental and use gear business. So if you like to camp and like to do whatever kind of outdoor activity, you do ski, surf, whatever it is, they're going to expand their sustainable business on their rentals. And it's coming back with the big purpose. And that's one of the things that I like about REI. Plus, good news if you want to make a little cash.

Chuckie Cheese was going to be going public. You're going to invest in the rat. They're looking to go public. so good for them. And also, did you know that 99% of the wasabi? Who doesn't love wasabi? Raise your hand if you don't love wasabi. Oh, wait, my hand has risen.

I've not eaten that nasty stuff. However, if you do like it, 99% of the world consumes fake wasabi. Amazing. It's made of Western horseradish and green food coloring. The spicy paste It's on sushi and some peas imitation. Not the real deal.

One of the most valuable vegetables on earth is the stem of the Japanese horseradish. So you're not, you're not, if you, oh, that wasabi at Bill's party was so good. No, fake, sorry. In Montana, this is fascinating.

Montana's Missoula County unanimously approved a resolution that requires new crypto mining. Crypto mining. to be offset by funding for building new renewable energy products. And you think to yourself, well, okay, but, you know, that's kind of, all right, fine, whatever. There's probably nobody doing any crypto mining. Ah, you would be wrong.

Crypto mining in Missoula County employs 19 people. 19 people are crypto miners in Missoula County in Montana. But it uses as much energy as one third of the county households. So these 19 people mining for crypto. in Montana are using enough power to, I don't know, keep 40,000 people alive. So maybe they should fund a little bit of the renewable energy products at least.

Help out just a little bit. And YouTube, who we just talked a little bit about with Jesse Taylor and how she still is posting on YouTube and letting us know how sad her life is because Instagram kicked her off. They have over one billion users now. and it has also become a hotbed of hateful speech from alt-right groups. I don't even know how they're staying alive.

Alexandria Walden, the Google Council for Free Expression and Human Rights, testified in Congress. She said hate speech and violent extremism have no place on YouTube. Really? Huh. Because I thought you guys were a platform and you, you know. They're all going to Congress. and they're testifying and all they're doing is setting up to be regulated by the government. I can't.

I almost went political there, so I'm going to stop for just a second because that's, I don't want to do that, but that is what they're doing. I promise you that's what they're doing. And it's sickening. Good and bad news coming out of Oregon. Oregon is sitting on over one million pounds of unsold camps. cannabis. And that number is growing.

Now, the oversupply is driving down prices, which is good news, right? I mean, if you are smoking the pot or doing, you know, cooking in or whatever you want to do with your little cannabis supply in Oregon, now the prices are going down. Now, they can't transport it over state lines, so there's no place else to go. They just have this too much pot. So the Kraft Cannabis Alliance wants to open Oregon's borders to save the industry. Good luck. Because when you do that, the feds will be coming in. Good luck and God bless.

This story, a sad, sad story. I do not want people hurting animals at any time. Animal cruelty is something that is horrific. And this North Carolina man was charged with animal cruelty and abandonment. He left his pet fish in filthy conditions. He was evicted from his Wilmington, North Carolina home last month, and he left the fish behind in that dirty tank with no food. It was a six-inch-long fish.

It was found in the home last week. Now, they took the fish to a shop called the fish room. and they found that the fish was suffering from hole in the head disease. Now, I thought that was called death, to be honest with you, but I guess it's not. It's just a hole in the head disease. And in fact, the store employee said, it's amazing the fish survived.

I've personally never seen a case this bad. You said hole in the head, right? Hold on the head disease. Yeah. Yeah, no, I think this is just a fish disease. from dirty tank water. No, nobody... That's another disease that we figured out yes and with the eagle.

Yes, yes. It could be, right? Maybe the eagle caught the fish, dropped the fish in the tank, hole in the head disease. So now the fish developed a disease after being left in this very, very poor conditions for quite some time. And the fish had to survive by eating cockroaches that fell into the tank. So the fish hadn't even had food. How do we know the cockroaches are falling in the tank?

Come on. Cockroaches are smarter than that. So he's charged with one count of abandonment of an animal and three counts of misdemeanor cruelty to animals. Amazingly, he couldn't be reached by the Associated Press. That is agonizing. Pita, you know how I feel about you, but this is agonizing.

if someone would have gone into that house and just, I don't know, flushed, no one would have been the wise. Would have been over. Who had the idea of, I'm going to take this fish that I found in this tank, in this filthy water that I guess has been living off the cockroaches that are falling in? I'm going to take it to the fish shop. We're going to see if we could save it.

Why don't you just keep it? Just keep it. that's that's i mean we are getting charged for leaving a fish the guy should have just flushed it when he left i know it's a horrific thought i'm sorry i apologize and for anybody that's been through a divorce uh you know how hard it is it's hard it's hard when you have children it's hard i mean right you send up the you send up the alarms it's really hard you're angry you don't know you know you're if you had a girlfriend if that's what caused it you're trying to thin you've got You've got kids.

You don't know what to do and you want to explain everything. And so what do you usually do? Hey, nobody got time for that? Yeah, you just take the kids out. You want to take the kids out and be alone. And I don't know, maybe have a little ice cream. And that's exactly where Jeff Bezos was with his kids yesterday, taking them out for ice cream in New York.

So, you know, that he's, even though he's on the edge, barely able to survive with that $110 billion, he's living like you and me. going through the divorce, taking the kids for ice cream. Sorry, Jeff. Shouldn't have sent the picks. That's all I'm saying. At the same time, though, that he's getting ice cream.

The girlfriend's filing for divorce, so maybe Jeff was telling the kids, look, I'm getting a little ice cream, but your mom, you know how she is. I can't take her anymore. I got the new babe. So. Helicopter, everything I turned around. I'm coming back, Jeff.

The helicopter's up on auto. So, I mean, I guess that's what you tell the kids. I don't know. Or you could just say, hey, I love you. I love you. I know how hard it is. I'm sorry that I'm putting you through this. But listen, I'm still the richest guy in the world,

and your mom's got $35 billion. So you'll be okay. Okay.