Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 73 | Trouble With The Royals

Episode Date: April 11, 2019

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Portland, I'm a woman operator. What's your emergency? Yes. I'm sorry? What's your address? And the intruder is in your bathroom? The police are on the way. Yeah, that actually took place in America. And the intruder in the bathroom, a Roomba.

DJ Roomba? Yes. DJ Roomba is alive? No, DJ Roomba is not alive. It was the actual vacuum cleaner Roomba. I don't know if you ever had one. I've had a couple. They work all right,

but they don't seem to last long. But they just... While your house is that dirty? Anyway, so the Roomba went in the bathroom and apparently closed the door. And so the lady comes home and thinks there's an intruder in the bathroom. Actually, the police show up. The police knock on the door.

You know, who's in there? They draw their weapons. They open the door. I'll go to add so many shots in it because it kept moving. It wouldn't stop moving. The room was found with 182 bullets holes in it. Dust was flying everywhere. And the police,

it was the first time we were encountered a Roomba burglar. Really? Hey, welcome to Chewing the Fat. So you want an easy way to make $12 million? I'm happy to have someone show me an easy way to get $12 million. Now, we may disagree on what's easy. An Iowa man has been awarded more than $12 million. Now, okay, sure.

Sure, the doctor said, hey, you've got prostate cancer. And then sure, they said, no, you know what? No, you don't. And when I first read the story, I thought, that's where he said, 12 million? I think I have prostate cancer. Right. For 12 million, please tell me I have prostate cancer and then come back to me a month later and say, isn't Glenn a doctor? No, yes. So can he diagnose me with prostate cancer and then? In fact, he has. However, and I thought, well, that's silly, right? It's a lot of money for a wrong examination of like, oh, I look at the wrong file.

Right. But that did happen. They did look at the wrong file. And they also, did an operation. Oh, no, they cut to him? Yeah, that's worth 12 million dollars. They cut the prostate, took it out, and they also screwed up a little bit. Oh, no. And I know.

He had some nerve damage that they weren't supposed to have, which caused the man to be impotent. So not only he lost his prostate, he lost his manhood. Yes. And... What? Because of the surgery,

he now doesn't have any control of his bladder. Oh, she has to wear diaper. or he could get to my main man the catheter the liberator catheter oh the pilot that changed his life changes life now he he upgraded to the lobed catheter but what they advertise is the dry either way either way you're good to go so did it change is it worth 12 million i think it is i think it is i think it is too i mean bad enough that you didn't have that you went through all of this how did you had cancer what is he 60 some years old yeah Yeah, 65.

You know. See, I mean... It doesn't need sex. You're fine. Oh, my... At 65, you're good. Stop talking. Stop talking.

Did I hurt your feelings, baby? 65, yes. Did I hurt you feelings, baby? 65 is like the new 40. If you're having a sex drive of a 65, calm down. What's that now? If you having sex strikes of 65, you need to calm down. You're done.

You know not what you speak. Stop. I'm serious, turned your mic off. You don't know what you're talking about. Oh, the little baby. You see, I'm hitting nerve because I think either you already hit 65 or you are 65. So. You know, the first time around, the first time around that I hit 65, I was still still going strong.

Coming up on a second or third one now and, you know, starting to slow down a little bit. But the, but so, I mean, they cut into the guy, right? And they cut in them as bad. That's worth. Now, he asked for 15. I guess the jury's, well, we don't want to give the, we don't want to give the full amount. Why not? You want to give him 12. What's an extra three?

12, right. Plus, look, the guy had his prostate removed. Is that something that you need? Then they screwed up and cut some nerves. So he's got to have the catheter and a diaper. So he can't, he can't control his bladder. I mean, that's. 12 million.

That's enough for diapers. and catheters. Absolutely. 12 million, you're still fine. Plus, for 12 million. You're 65. Come on. 12 million. Don't drink. Put in a pump. Thubble up, you're good to go. The girlfriend and the wife will be happy. Those pumps work good. And just some breaking news today on chewing the fat.

Julian Assange arrested in London. No doubt. I mean, they drug him out. It was amazing to watch them. They just dragged him out. Well, we learned a couple, what, last year that he was stinking up the embassy, nobody was to that corner, it was a few more years than that. He was not showering, there was a cat involved. I think that changed.

I really didn't think that changed. That was a- He looked like a stinking hippie when he left. Wow. Long beard, ponytail. Wow. Stinking up the cat, the whatever he was. Counsel it.

I know. He did look a little. Hippy. Yeah, a little hippie. Smelly hippie. Look, he was at the Ecuadorian embassy. He was there for seven years. He was there for a long time.

What's her face used to show up ever so often? Pamela Anderson brought him, brought him lunches and would, you know, hang out with him for a little work. Right. A little Pamela Anderson business. Lunches? If you're Julian Assange, I mean, that's a good day. That's a good day. Pamela Anderson shows up.

Hello? Yeah. That's supposed to be the eye. Oh, sorry. do it again. Hello. Julian, this is Pamela. Pamela, who?

Oh, don't be silly. I brought sandwiches and me. Oh, okay. Come in. Have you been flared up? Are you okay? Everything? She had to show up with...

Did you take your medication? Yeah, the whole thing's flaring up. You have to settle down, Pam. But the, I mean, that's a good day for Julian Assange. Since she was a big fan. Don't worry, honey. I got you. Oh, good.

Thank you. I got you. take a little bit longer than a day to kick in, but we'll try. We're at the embassy. It's okay. I haven't show it in six years. So Ecuador said, no, no, no, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, you can't stay here anymore.

Get out. And London came with the extradition from the U.S. That's legit. You're done. Literally carry him out like a baby. That was kind of sad, actually. Because then once he got in the bus, he gives everybody the thumbs up. Shut up.

Well, he was resistant. That was active, you know, resistance. So he's got another, he goes to court now and then he goes to the, You ask and everything, but it is. I will say that Pamela Anderson, while up, you know, she's upset that her, you know, her boyfriend was locked. That's a good boy toy to have, too. Wait, what?

That's a good boy toy to have too. Julian Assange? Well, I mean. Let's he bring you to the table. What is he? I don't know. WikiLeaks. Is that what WikiLeaks?

Is that what WikiLeaks? Does she know that WikiLeaks is not a porn site? There's nothing leaking. You don't know that. I mean, Julian might be known for something other than WikiLeaks. He might be known for something like Wiki. Ooh, that's Wiki big. I don't know.

Can't put anything. Wiki big still sounds little. So you got to give rid of the Wiki. Wiki big. Anyway, so he's locked up. He's not going anywhere. That's a boyfriend to have or a girlfriend. You just show up once in a while, take your little business, and then you got to go.

It's like those people that date the prisoners and they're never getting out. That's a tough one, though. That's a little different. That's what he was. was he couldn't leave the embassy. A little different. It's not anything different now, though, because he's behind bars. But all this is, I will say that Palin Anderson did have, make a good point.

That's right. You heard me. Really? You heard me. The poor star whore made a- Whoa. What is she then? Pamela Anderson?

Yes. A television film star? American magazine model. And a poor? No? No? No. She was not a... What was she, Jeffrey?

Oh, my gosh. She was a prostitute. Pamela Anderson was not a prostitute. Did she have sex? She was not a prostitute. Did she have sex? Like everybody else in the world. For money and movies. Like everybody else in the world, Chris.

You had sex for money and movie? Yes. Okay, well then you're a prostit or not a whore. She's still at a good point. She's like... Her good point was is that this is a good diversion from the Brexit. over their UK. Shut up. That's a good point.

Shut up. They've extended it. They're lucky to be burning in the street. Yeah, October 31st. Yeah, October 31st. And it could happen before if they decide and the European Union thinks it's okay.

I should have seen this coming. I'm getting too political. I should have seen this coming because you have this whole thing with Brexit and how Brexit is getting screwed. I got to stop. It pisses me off. Really.

Really. No wonder you said with Pamela. She has not. It could have been like Osama bin Laden saying and you'd be like, I stand by Osama. I'm a bin Laden because Brexit needs to happen. They voted the people

won. Who died and made you the voice of the Brexit people Jeff Fisher? Who died? Who died? The United Kingdom people voted to leave the European Union. And they made you the spokesperson? Those bastard elitists who thought they weren't going to make the vote. What?

Yeah, she's part of the elitist bastards. Theresa May. That's right. You can just say that out loud in the mayor. I didn't forget her freaking name. I thought you did. No. order I did forget his name though but Tom something whatever it is

it doesn't matter but those they all thought it wasn't going to pass I know you're not going to pull him you do but not drag him through the streets he keeps order on the parliament so leave him alone he's not part of this I don't know about that

he is not part of this leave him alone he says order a lot he's keeping order in the parliament so leave him alone and then he makes sure that the doors are either locked or unlocked

unlocked when they're done Don't. Let's go ahead and unlock. You can leave. Get out. But they didn't think it was going to pass and it did. And now they're trying to find a way to screw the working man.

No. I won't have it. This is a sad place for the brets of people. They went to Jeff Fisher as a spokesperson. The one. I won't have it. I'm sorry about I'm getting political, but this cannot stand. And as long as we're in the United Kingdom, we might as well go to the royals.

Yes, the royals. Thank you. The Duke and the Duchess of Sussex unveiled their Instagram account, Sussex Royal. That's not allowed. What do you mean? That's not allowed. They only have one account.

No, they broke them. They split them apart. Kensington Palace's account assigned to William and Kate. William and Kate have 7.1 million followers. That will go down in flames with Sussex Royal because the account, the Sussex Royal, racked up 150,000 followers in 30 minutes. 2.2 million followers overnight. I don't even know what it has now.

Look at me of their numbers right now. I broke a world record. I love world records. Reaching one million milestone in just five hours and 45 minutes. What's the thing again? Sussex Royal. S-U-S-S-E-X. Don't pretend like you don't follow it.

Royal R-O-Y-A-L. $4.5 million. I mean, my dollars. $4.5 million. Okay. So, I mean, they'll break the 7.1 easy, right? They post a couple more posts. They've screwed up a couple of posts.

One of their first posts they screwed up with a picture in the background. They had to delete. They reposted it again. So, you know, there's like, oh, maybe we should let somebody else do that. That's probably a pretty good idea. Right. But there was a guy. There's controversy about that, too, because there was a guy that had Sussex Royal.

And Instagram just took it. Oh, hell no. Instagram just took it. Oh, we'll give you another one. Yes. No. Instagram said that's not yours. Yes, it is.

No, it's not. Oh, hell no. I will say this. I want at Jeffie on Twitter. Damn it. I'm just as important. Okay, kind of important as the Royals. But I want that Twitter account.

That dinkleberry of the Northeast won't give it to me. He's blocked me. He blocks everybody that likes me that tries to get him to give it to me. He's got like 170 followers. You have a case. I want that. I do have a case. I do and Instagram,

although it's a different company and Facebook and Twitter, has a set present now. Let's take this ticket. Don't worry about it. So what do they give the guy? I gave him another count. And money, right?

I know. A piece of the sucks, something. Piece of land, piece of tax property. I don't know. They give them something, right? Yeah, I know.

The rights of, I don't know, something, a blade of grass on the sex is something? Yeah, no. Oh, this is some bull. Yeah, he didn't get any money. You got nothing. Instagram, what Instagram did is they just, they gave Sussex Royal at Sussex Royal to the Royals. And the guy who had at Sussex Royal, they gave, they changed his account to underscore Sussex Royal.

And he didn't even realize it until his son texts him, say, hey, I see they got your Instagram. And he's like, what? And he's like, what? I'd be pissed. I'd be pissed. Did he get in a car with Jesse and drive to San Francisco? Yes. Yes, he did.

He's in L.A. right now. But he went to the front door and knocked and Instagram said, yeah, no. Now, I'm told, speaking of Jesse, I'm told that she may actually make an appearance on chewing the fat today. Never can tell. But that's just a side note from the Royals, because we've got more Royals news. I mean, Megan is running people off left and right. She's running workers off left and right. I mean, Megan had one assistant in tears because she was working them so hard.

The assistant said, she will email her staff as early as five in the morning. She'll bombard them with tasks and jobs. She's very specific on how she wants things done. Damn her! Right. I can't believe that the person I work for, is asking me to do something like they want

I can't believe it normally I would get up and just do you know have a cup of tea and it would be 6.6.30 in the morning and there's already an email from Megan directing me to do things I can't I can't work like this

I can't I can't have a 9 to 5 oh my God I sound like Jesse there's some other news to the Royals too this is just the whole royal section we're in the United Kingdom so back off me all right So Kate and William, the magical couple. All right.

Kate William, the brother to Harry, you know. So you make it sound like Kate is William, like Kate Williams. Like, Kate Williams. I cannot help that you didn't hear me properly. What I'm saying is Kate and William. You never said Ann. Yes, I did. Shut up, Christian.

He did not say to Ann. Okay, so. Perhaps you should listen. That's all I'm saying. There's a love you guys, like three kids or popping on kids left and right. They're the pretty couple. Yeah, everybody loves them. Yeah.

William's been cheating. I'm sorry? Kate's so pretty. William's been cheating. Right? So William has become a little bit too friendly with the aristocratic neighbor. So apparently when she was pregnant with the third kid, William is like, I got to go next door.

I can't take this pregnant bitch anymore. That's Kate. Come on. No, but still, you know what they say. What did they say? You know what did they say. No, what did they say? No.

You show me a good-looking woman. And I'll show you. That guy tired of being with her. So anyway, I mean, I said, that's what they say, not me. That's what they say, Jeff. That's what they say. But you just said it, but that's what they said. That's what I hear they say.

That's what I hear they say. So, and apparently this isn't the first time. So Williams out there, you know, with the roving eye. She's been pregnant three times. So, you know, when the wife is pregnant, pregnant she's in. What do they say about that? What do they say about that? The neighbor looks great is what they say about that. Now there's, there's been plenty of talk about the neighbor isn't as pretty as Kate. When she's pregnant, she is, I guarantee you that. When Kate is home,

I trust me, the neighbor looks great. Even the Royals do that? Oh my gosh, yes. Don't they have people to do that for? They send footmen. Yeah, the Royal sent footman to bitch. But you know, when you have the footman come up going, Kate said, oh God, I got to go for a walk. Yeah. Well, then you get another footman to listen for you. I got to go for a walk. How difficult is this?

How is difficult? Like, if a footman comes using the other footman to listen for you, you barely have to see them. Yeah, no, I got to get out of here. How is the queen doing it for like 100 years? Because the queen has got a homeboy and the queen just nobody, the queen does what she wants. Exactly.

So learn from her. I agree. And William, you know, Harry says that it's all bull. Harry says the cheating couldn't happen because he saw what it did. And this is what Harry said. Harry said he saw what it did. They both did. Harry and William both saw what it did to their mom, right?

Because Charles was out banging horse face. I'm sorry. I apologize. Was out talking to horse face on the other side of the fence, which is a neighbor girl again. And they saw what it. but they were in love forever for years and now they're together and it's all good, right?

And the Princess Diana thing, that was a forced deal on Charles. He didn't want anything to do with that to begin with. And then the whole thing fell apart, which is why he isn't king now. We've covered this ground. I mean, Charles is never going to be king. This is chune de fat like...

Yeah, we've covered this ground. Pillar right here. This is chewing the fat pillar right here. The two uneducated people talk about the royals. You're not educated. Don't give you that face. Do not give me that face. Turn your mic off.

You will not disparage me or the Royals. Oh, I'd never even speak about the Royals. So Harry's in trouble too as well. Harry's in the news because he wants to ban Fortnite the game. We mentioned that earlier. But he believes that, look, this damage is done to the kids. They're turning it up. It's in their house.

It's creating addicts. It's irresponsible. He thinks it should be banned. Harry, no. How about that? You take care of yourself. Go back to your castle, play your little games with Megan and get over yourselves, okay? And even Oprah has weighed in.

Oprah's weighed in and said she thinks that Megan is being portrayed unfairly by members of the press. Do you? Oprah, do you? Yeah, she has to stick up with their sister's. Right. Oh, wait. Only half. Which half is she sticking up with? The sister half.

The sister have. Despite the bad press, Oprah says Markle hasn't read or seen any of it. She does not read anything, and I think that's remarkable. I would, I bet against that. Oprah was out there waiting. Yeah, but I still bet against that. That's true. Now, there's also news.

We've talked about the baby, and they're getting the baby's room ready, and they're using their special odor-free, air-free, no-allergy-free paint, and it's all pretty, and it's all wonderful, and the kid's going to be raised as a eunuch, or whatever he's going to be raised at. He's not going to be a male. He's not going to be a female. Whatever it's going to be, whatever they're going to raise him.

But they went too far. Megan went too far when she said she was going to thinking about raising the baby as a vegan. The queen is not going to have that. Now, this is just reported. Don't give me that. I believe the queen do not give me that. We don't actually really know that the queen said this. We just know that this is being reported.

but the queen will not tolerate. We'll not tolerate this child being a vegan. That's so tremendous. That's the thing that pisses the queen off. Bringing the baby up as a vegan simply won't be tolerated. I've spoken. Right. Right.

Think about it. I'm the freaking queen. Back up. And, you know, William and Kate, notice the Ann in there, had their babies and they were in the hospital. They had the whole room, the whole floor to themselves, and they came out with the baby. Press was waiting outside. Waiting with bated breath.

Megan and Harry are like, no, we're going to keep it private. I want to do it at home. You know, the warm bath water and keep it private. Why? Something's coming. Why? Something's coming.

Why would they do that? I mean, this is a big birth. Well, not just that. Remember, there was a rumor around the Royals that the reason why they got married was because she was already pregnant. Remember that rumor? Ooh.

Yeah, but no, I mean, they're in love. I don't know that I agree with that. Oh, I agree that she was pregnant already. No. Oh, yeah. That's Harry's kid. I mean, she may have been pregnant already, but it's Harry's kid. No, that's not his kid.

Yeah, it is. No. That kid is going to come out, brother. If that baby, if that baby comes out as an African-American, as more African-American than Anglo, Holy cow All right so a video going viral now Is mom catching her son

What's being reported as Cheating on his homework I say no I say this kid A should be given a pat on the back And say a great job New Jersey mom Comes into the room and the kid is

Sitting at the kitchen table doing his math homework with the help of What's the? What, five minus three? Five minus three equals two. Boy? Oh, Bob was like, boy, catching up? No, she should have said, boy, you are a genius.

Good job. Great job. The six-year-old genius figured out a lexicon do a little help on my homework. I'm living large. And, yes, I have been getting straight A's on my homework. Thank you.

I mean, that's fantastic. That kid is on fire for that. I would like to pat him on the back. In completely unrelated news, though. Amazon employs thousands of people around the world to help improve Alexa's digital assistant. So a team listens to voice recordings captured by Alexa, by all the Echo owners. So when you were told that people weren't listening to what you were saying to Echo, no, no, you're incorrect. They are.

But they're just looking. They're just doing it to review the process and to help with the algorithms. And look, it lives in the cloud. It's always getting smarter. But like many software tools built to learn from experience, humans are doing some of the research. So don't worry about it. It's silly.

I don't worry about it at all. In other odd related news from Amazon, 40,200 plus Amazon employees called on the company to take more leadership in the fight against climate change. Yay! The New York Times calls it the largest employee-driven movement on climate change in tech history. What I find amazing about this is that all these Amazon employees are for the climate change. They are in love with Acacio Cortez's new green deal guaranteed. And yet these are the same employees that Accio Cortez didn't want coming to New York

and stop them from coming to New York for all those jobs. 40,000 jobs in New York. She doesn't want them there. They're your people. Is that too political? I'll stop. All right. Mark your calendars.

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I need a drink. Oh, my gosh. That's so good. Oh, that's so good. So we know that the Masters T's off today. And, you know, if you want to catch a little bit of Masters golf today tomorrow and this weekend, how much fun is that watching golf? But one of the things that I find fascinating about the Masters is that the prices, if you go

to the, if you go to the course, are like amazingly cheap. Like, give me a price. Here you go, Chris, take a guess. Just for you. You're at the Masters. You're walking around. You're on. What's the Masters?

It's golf. It's a game that. Why privileged people play? That's correct. Got it. That's correct. Your people. Just do the grass.

Yes. And make sure that the trees are not on Trump's site. And look, you're okay. You're okay to carry my bag if you want. The caddy. Caddy guy. Don't talk. Don't be the talking cat.

Oh, not the talking cat. Just carry the clubs. Either that 16-footer, a five-footer, a putter. Yeah, I don't want to. Just take a number three. Give me the club number three. That's all I want from you. So you're at the, you're about hit hole three, and you're like, I'm getting a little hungry.

I need a pimento cheese sandwich. How much you pay for that at the Masters? 20 bucks. Right. That's what you think, right? Grilled chicken wrap at the Masters. How much? Yeah, 25.

Right. Yes. Domestic beer. I need a beer. Oh, man. I'm thirsty. I need a beer. $12 to $15.

And I'm thinking as you get closer to the 18th hole, the price goes up. They go 30, you know. Georgia pecan, caramel, popcorn. I bet you that's good. That's a nice 10 to $15, yeah. And it doesn't say the sizes of them here, but then they have the price for the fresh mixed fruit at the Masters. Another 15 bucks. Right.

Pomerto cheese sandwich, buck 50. I'm sorry? Grilled chicken wrap, three bucks. Domestic beer, four bucks. Georgia pecan caramel popcorn. And I want some of that, right? now in my life. Buck 50.

Fresh mixed fruit, two bucks. I would say we go to the Masters. It only cost, you know, it probably costs a million to get in. But don't worry about it. Get cheap food. Cheap food. Cheap food you're in. That's interesting.

Fascinating. Why is it that when I go to a football game? Event pricing. I get 15 bucks. I want to watch a magician do something. I get some popcorn. That'll be $30. Yeah, I just want the small popcorn.

Event pricing. I'm sorry. Small popcorn, $50. But that's not price gouging. But if there's a storm. coming. I got to sell my water for half price. No, it's event pricing. That hurricane coming? That's an event. I'm event pricing.

That's $30 per bottle. You aren't lying. I'm the only one that has water. And all I have is earth water. So guess what is bougie water? So that's $40 per bottle. Now the clear water is $30 a bottle. The earth water, I give you a half price, 15. I'm still coming on top, baby. I'm still coming on top. Have we heard news about Disney's announcement of their Disney Plus yet what they were going to cost? I don't know if they've announced it at the time that we're taping here, Chewing the Fat. So be on the Lookout for that.

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Season 9 of Talking Walking Dead is over. So the season finale, the world finale of Game of Game of Thrones starts. This coming Sunday. This is the stupidest thing in the world. So Monday. So now you've become the review of the TV shows? It was my talking series. You're talking series.

I knew you were doing this when you said this a couple weeks ago. That's because there was a genius light that came on. Was it or was it someone that told you and you took their idea? No. No. No. Jeffie? It was mine.

Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Was there someone sitting next year and told you, Hey, maybe you should be doing a talking series. Not that I recall. That is going to be, I don't know, every Korean guest speaking.

That's what I recall. Co-host on your so-called talking series. This week we're going to start talking thrones. So you're going to go back to the beginning? What's that? You're going to go back to the beginning? Oh, we're going to talk the show that comes on Sunday nights. That's stupid.

You should have done. How many seasons are there? Eight? Yes. You should have. Season one? Should we have? No, maybe if you have a producer.

I don't do you have a producer for this talk is good I'll tell you that there you go maybe hire someone who's good like myself you should have done a oh you're considering yourself good for this one too oh yes I oh Jeffie do you want me to read the comments because the comments don't lie I'm the best thing that I believe that the comments don't lie it's just I don't believe who writes the comments I write you the name of the people that write them oh then I that's true then yeah anyways you should have done like a recap of one two three four five six seven eight And what you're going to see of what you expect to see on nine.

I don't know, maybe she'd do it like that. Yeah, it could have been something like that. If maybe a producer, you know, like yourself would give us a sponsor and we could do that. But since we're not, that isn't the case, maybe we don't do that. So anyway, just look for the talking series. So I wonder you might get an alert if you subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher twice. You might hear a.

Boop. And then with that, oh, man. That's just sweet too many. We're saturating now the fat. Now we got saturated fat. Turn your mic off. So that's why you want to subscribe to chewing the fat. It's clear.

Per saturated fat? Yes. Extra fat. Yes. Can we stop with the fat? Now, we just, now back to Disney though. Oh, I got some answers. I got some answers.

The streaming wars have started, right? I mean, the streaming wars, they, they, they, they, Apple is, uh, you know, Netflix has pulled their app from the Apple. Their streaming app from Apple. Netflix is what? Okay, so the streaming wars have started. All right. So Disney is going to be announcing today their Disney plus.

Which it comes. Today, I think. Yeah, fall 2019. So this year. Fall 2019. Yes. I mean, it's the launch date. I mean, you're looking at Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars, National Geographic brands.

Which is why they stop. Which is why they stop all those production with Netflix original of the Marvel characters like Jessica Jones, the black guy, the Asian guy. So now what happened is that Netflix, has pulled its iOS app's airplay feature. So it's not going to be reinstated soon. So if you have the streaming service, Apple TV Plus, which you do, don't you, Chris? All right, so you're not going to be able to program playing on your iPhone or iPad

and then cast it to your TV from Netflix. Oh, I don't do that anyways. Okay, well, you say that, but I know a lot of people do because I hear them talking about it in this building, how they like to just flip it to the TV. Yeah. Sorry. That's good for Netflix.

You know what, it's just a technical thing. It's just a technical thing. Sorry, Apple, you know. I wish we could, I mean, we're trying. I wish we could turn it on again. We're trying to figure it out. You know what? That makes sense this morning.

I looked at my Apple TV and it was an update waiting and it asked me to update my Apple TV. So everybody turned it off. We're trying to figure it out. We're trying to get people. There's a bug in there. Yeah, we could. Oh, man.

Oh, do we want to have it back with you? But, oh, you know, people, you got your streaming service and you're competing against us too. Oh, that's right. Darn. Well, we'll try to get that back on. As soon as we can. So let's say you go on vacation to, let's pick a state, Florida.

And you're from, I don't know, let's pick a country, Canada. And you spent your time in Florida. You took the family down there and you've got dad with you, grandpa. And the whole family's had a little fun on vacation in Florida. And you said, oh, it's time to go back. Let's go back to Canada. We went dead down to where, you know, snowbirds in Florida and March, but it's time to go back to Canada.

You ready to go, Dad? Dead? It looks like, it looks like Dad is dead. Dead. Oh, oh no. Dad. Dad. It looks like he had a heart attack.

Oh, no. Well, we should probably call authorities here in the U.S. No. No, don't do that. Turn the music off. Turn the music off. Do you know how much it's going to cost to have the body shipped from Florida to Quebec? And how much health care is going to cost to ship this thing to a hospital from here in the car?

And then we're going to have to drive over the hospital. Then we're going to have to drive home and meet the body. And there's charges U.S. Healthcare is going to charge us a fortune. Let's just set him in the back of the car and drive back to Quebec. Then we'll say he died. So we don't have to pay for any of that. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Good to the border. How you doing, sir? Sir? Sir. Oh my gosh, is dad dead? Why would you say? Yeah, he died a couple days ago in Florida. Why would you say that?

What? I mean, you have to be shocked. Like, oh, I think you just had a heart attack. You do that as you pull up to the border. Right? You pull up to the border and go, oh my gosh, my dad's having a heart attack. My dad's having a heart attack. I have to get through.

Something. And you can't. Like, I'm the guy's slumped over in the back. Who's laying under the blanket in the bag? What's that? What's that smell? That's just grandpa back there. A little gas problem.

Gas smells like a dead body? Yeah. Yeah. You know, good old Grandpa Ferdinand. I love the thought process. You know what? No. I'm not going to pay the Americans the money.

We've just spent a bunch of money on vacation. I can't, you know, right? We were at Disneyland. We were at Gatorland. It's time to go back home and now they're going to charge me more to ship Grandpa back. No, stick them in the back seat. We're driving back home. Let's go.

Couldn't you just do it all down here in Florida and then just have the ashes? I don't know. Travel to the ashes. It costs a lot of money. That's what they're saying. They don't want to pay all the American money. We have a sponsor here of this network that says you get like $5,500. like that's enough.

Or just burn it yourself. Hey, no, it's not. I don't know the last time you had to deal with a funeral, but no, it's not. Oh, that's a pittance. $5,500 is like, hey, welcome to the building. Can I show you? Just to burn the guy? Can I show you a trash can that your loved one will forever be in for $5,500.

Yeah. So they charge a little bit for that. Which is, I know, don't, I'm with you. Apparently turning on the ovens. and burning bones down to ash is expensive. It certainly is here in America, so I understand covering up Grandpa Ferdinand and driving back home.

I don't understand pulling up to the border and saying, yeah, you know, he's been dead for a couple days. You've got to try to pull it off. You've got that far. Pull it off like it just happened or something. It looks like he's been dead for a couple of days. As did he's looked like that for 30 years.