Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 735 | Built on Bodies

Episode Date: October 22, 2021

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Blaze Radio Network. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So we have an onion recall. An onion recall. An onion recall. Now, those of you that think so, I mean, that would be very few of you. So just be careful. According to the CDC, imported onions can last up to three months in storage.

You know that. I mean, you keep those five to 50 pound bag of onions at the house and cut them up. So listen, you should not buy or eat affected onions or onions that you don't know where they're from. Throw them away. If they're whole red onions, white onions, yellow onions, if you've got them at the house and they don't have a sticker or any packaging, You can't tell where the onions are from. Don't buy them. Don't eat them.

Okay? These onions, the five to 50 pound cartons, or the two to 55 pound cartons, either one, either two to 50 or five to 50. Whatever you, whatever one you use,

uh, under the brand's big bull, peak fresh produce. Sierra Madre, Markan First Crop, Markon Essentials, Rio Blue, Pro Source, Rio Valley, and Cisco Imperial. So pretty much any onion, any onion that's in this country from another country, don't eat them. Throw them away. Okay? There's salmonella poisoning happening to these onions.

They claim that we have 652 people have been affected with this outbreak strain. Okay. 37 states as of October 18th have experienced cases and the illnesses are expected to grow. So these particular onions were imported from Chihuahua. I believe that's in Mexico. and they were distributed by ProSource and is based in Haley, Idaho. I mean, when you think of onions from

Chihuahoeho, C-H-I-H-U-A-H-U-A-H-A-C-H-I-H-A. Chihuahua? Okay. However you want to say it, you think of Haley, Idaho. Right? Me too. Welcome to Toeing the Fad Okay, so Lyft, the ride sharing company

Has released their first ever safety report Which they committed to a couple years ago A couple years ago they said, oh, we'll produce a safety report Sure, sure, sure, no problem. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem. So they just released it 1,8007 sexual assaults occurred in rides in 2,000. So that's a couple years ago. So I'm sure it's a lot better now. Four fatal assaults and 49 deaths in crashes.

Man, do I want to hop a lift? I mean, I guess out of, because Uber released their report a while back, and they claim that sexual assaults on its platform, the previous year was just 0.0002% of all rides. Okay, well, if you're one of the 1,807 assault victims, I don't know that that's 0.0002 really matter, but that's Uber, not Lyft. Okay, Lyft, I didn't see in this report what the percentage was

for the rides. for Lyft. So, well, Lyft did say, well, they did comment a little bit on this. They did say, look, because the number of rides rose even faster, safety improved overall.

They got more rides and safety improved overall. The incident rate of sexual assaults declined 19% during that period. Let me work that out, okay? So their assault percentage declined 19%. That still doesn't answer the total. That still doesn't answer the total. Anyway, four people were killed during physical assaults.

49 were killed during motor vehicle accidents. Wow. That's a lot. So anyway, I mean, you're still safe. Stop quit your whining. You need a ride. Just get the Lyft app and the Uber app and move on. Clearly, clearly, Lyft is working to make its platform as safe as possible.

They're requiring drivers to undergo rigorous background checks and offering riders safety check-ins and emergency assistance during rides that veer off course. So how about you quit your whining? Okay, quit your whining. And as long as we're talking about people whining. Did you see the Alec Baldwin

movie set out in New Mexico? The set of Rust? I know. That might be, that might be just a working title for the old movie. But there was a

misfire. of a prop gun on the set, two crew members were injured, you know, like, I don't know, shot, and actually one of them fatally. So there's some big questions on the old set of Rust happening right now. The film's director of photography was killed,

and the director was injured when Alec discharged a prop firearm. Amazing. Now, I can see, actually, how the photography, the head of photography, would get shot. If they were shooting a scene where he had to fire and they were getting the shot, you know, if you're watching the movie and the gun, you see the gun pointed right at the camera or which is supposed to be you or the face of your victim. I can see how that could happen, kind of. But the director, I mean, is Alex just going to? around shooting people with a prop gun. That I do believe.

I do believe that Alec, you know, forget to take his meds on some day out there on the set of rust and he's pissed and he's got his prop gun. Obviously, I don't think Alec meant to literally shoot these people. But how do you get the prop gun with live ammunition on the set? I know they're investigating and obviously there'll be a big, you know, huge investigation. And Alec, some of the pictures we've seen of Alec, he does legitimately seem distraught,

although he is an actor, professional actor, just saying. So we'll see what happens of it, but it's really, really, really, you can quote me on this, strange. I know. I know. I just don't I can see Alec going off. I mean, we've seen him go off. I mean, he called his kid a pig, thoughtless little pig years ago. He's punched people on the street for a parking space. I mean, the guy is, I mean, I love his work. I do. It pisses me off so much that I love his work

because he's such a douche, but I like his work. So, you know, I watch his stuff. But in real life I'm not hanging out with Alec although I am if Alex said come over for a beer I'm coming over I'm coming over I'm gonna fire up a cigarette and drink a beer with Alec Baldwin

no problem although Alec probably doesn't drink beer unless he has it flown in from a special handmade brewery in Germany sure he's not going and buying a beer off the shelf that's for your low life people you remember the interview

with him and De Niro and how they were talking about the elites in France when they were over there filming and they were those people and she's just an elitist prick really yeah you can quote me on that too

that's Alec Baldwin but am I going to have a beer and a smoke with them you bet you bet I want to get inside Alec Baldwin's brain and see if they can actually you know something can have happen there. So we'll see what happens. Rest in peace to the director of

cinematography for the movie Rust in New Mexico. And the director, I mean, more will have find out, we'll get maybe with the interview with the director after they haul him out of the hospital from getting shot. So, I mean, who knows? Maybe I can't say anything. There's an ongoing investigation. We can't say anything. All right, fine. But something's got to, we got to find out, we got to get to the bottom of this. Some of we need to make a phone. call. We need to get some people down here. Something needs to happen. Okay. Maybe we get, uh, you know, some private investigator involved. There's some investigating going on.

That's it though. Let's be fine. Just get somebody down there. New Mexico's got it handled. Don't worry about it. Now there's no news from the set of Rust if they found any other bodies out there in New Mexico. Did you see the Gabby Petito case? All right. So now they've, they've, we know, We have her, she's been murdered. We found the boyfriend, laundry, right, or parts of him, and parts that they believe is him. You know, it's possible. They've only found one bone in a backpack.

I'm just throwing this out there for you, conspiracy theorist. You know, maybe he cuts off a body part. Oh, it was his teeth? I don't know. I'm asking, you're looking at me like it was his teeth. Well, I thought they used dental records to identify. if I am. Oh.

That never mind. We'll get back to the bodies. I can't stop laughing right now. I'll be with you in a minute. I'll be with you in a minute. Thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat. Your listenership is very important to it. Please hold.

Okay. So there are some wild conspiracy theories. over this Brian Laundry case. I don't know what they are. But since the search has been going ongoing for Gabby and Brian, they have found nine other bodies. Nine other bodies. Incredible to, you know, obviously to link to other cases,

not to Gabby and Brian. Now, the last body was a 22-year-old, Emily Frilezzo, whose story is similar to potatoes. She disappeared on Monday after her husband Joseph returned to his parents' house, claiming he hadn't seen her since Saturday. Oh. And the couple lived in a renovated van. And now the, I guess now hubby has confessed. I mean,

could hold out for a little while longer. I'm just saying, If you've worked it out to where you had enough of someone, you kind of kind of hold out for a little while, right? Anyway, and then they found a 33-year-old that was stabbed. They found a 46-year-old guy that had gone missing, another 30-year-old woman. I mean, I realize that hundreds of thousands of people go missing every day here in America. And whether that's gone missing and found. But, I mean, people, there are stories.

like these, where these people were just around and then, poof, what happened? What happened to Lauren Chow? I don't know. Well, we're beginning to know now because we found her remains. I mean, it's just incredible that they found these bodies, and that's good news for the family enclosure and, you know, maybe good news that we're getting some criminals off the streets

that have been wandering around. But then I see a story from, New England where they have at least a thousand people buried under a highway. I know. I know. Okay, so in New England there's a big highway and every so often a body would, you know, they'd be working along the highway. Hey, was that another body?

Yeah, it's just another body. Oh, okay, don't worry about it. Well, apparently the state years ago had an institution cemetery close by. And in 1941, they moved a bunch of bodies. All right. And they moved this huge unmarked mass grave in the state institution cemetery number two and three. Okay. So, and they moved it around in the 70s.

because they were trying to make space and make roads and everything. So now this lady was looking for a gravesite of her great-grandmother, I think. Grandfather, great-great-grandfather. So she's looking for a great-great-grandfather. And at one point he was buried at the State Farm Cemetery, which was where Route 37 was built in 1960s. Ah, they're under there. Don't worry about him.

No problem. Don't worry about it. So in 2006, some human remains were found on the side of Route 37. And that's the one I was talking about. Yeah, we find them all the time. We're working along here, those bodies over there. Don't worry about it. So at that point in 2006, they found 71 bodies,

which were then reburied to the state institution cemetery number two. Now they believe that there are between 800 and a thousand bodies. underneath this highway. I mean, I guess we just wait until we have to work on it, and when we work on it, we move the bodies, right? I mean, the State Department of Transportation said, yeah, we know about it. Oh, really? Yeah, we know about it.

But, you know, we have thousands of people driving on this highway every day. What are we supposed to do? Close it down? As a thought, you know, maybe we shut it down and kind of tear it up and look for bodies along the way. Yeah, we're not going to do that. That's just silly. Oh, okay. And I see where a woman in Michigan, they just arrested her after two people were killed on her property.

And because two people were killed on her property, they found two more bodies on her property. So, okay, you know, I guess you just drop about Michigan. I'm going to tell you. Now, according to this story, deputies in Clare County Sheriff, okay, and Grant Township. So I'm looking, and Clare County, if you look at it, I'm holding up my hand now, I'll let you know this is Michigan, is right here, okay, kind of in the middle, up above, a little north there. It's up by there by Houghton Lake, which I, you know, I've been fishing on Houghton Lake.

My actually relatives I had were on Hubbard Lake, not Houghton. But I've been to all those legs when I've been freaking lake of Michigan. It is the Great Lake State, by the way. But Grant, Michigan, another Grant Township, is over here on the other side of the thumb. So I'm not, anyway, somewhere in Michigan, this lady has property. It's all I'm telling you is, somewhere in Michigan, Grant Township is where the story is Headlined from

Claire County Sheriff's Office and state troopers were called to the home of this lady Surrey Road out there in Grant Township and the report of a shooting There were two injuries and then the two shooting victims died and then oh hey

there's two other bodies on the property yeah you know that's all they were just 37, 9-year-old man, a 36-year-old man, an 85-year-old man, and a 61-year-old woman. Eh, that's all, though. Don't worry about it. Police said they were searching for this lady in connection with the deaths, and then they brought her in. They were searching for her, and they found her.

That's what police do. So this country, man. I'm just going to break it down for you right now. This country, the United States of America, built on bodies. Built on bodies. There are bodies everywhere, man. You can't go anywhere without stepping on a dead body that was there at some point. I think that's true.

All right, let's go to the break room. I need something called to drink desperately. Okay, so this, my friends, is a fresh ice cold can of Diet Dr. Pepper. That did not sound fresh. It did not sound that refreshing. It's not fresh. Very disappointing. You can tell, by the way, you can tell by the way it pops.

Don't look at me like that. You can tell by the way it pops how fresh it is, the goodness of what it's going to happen to it. Yeah, when they just get that little, nothing. You can't quote me on that. If you just get that little... Nothing. Sad news for Jennifer Lopez, she had to take her apartment that she had for sale in New York off the market.

No one would buy it. I know. You'd think, Jen, what are you doing? She only wanted $25 million. That's it. Now, sure, most of the other places in... the area are all two or three million. So she dropped the price down a little bit to 20 million.

That's what she bought it for. I'm sorry, she bought it for 20 million. So, I mean, she's got to make at least 20 back. You think, right? Because you know she's dumped some cash into it. This place is beautiful. I mean, it's gorgeous. It's got the private elevator landing.

It opens up to, it's got, it's up on the fifth. floor. It looks like it's got three or four floors to it too. It's awesome. I want this place. It's gorgeous. Jen, I know you're busy and you and what's his face are getting back together again. What's his name again?

Batman. Ben Affleck? Yeah, Affleck. I know that she's all in love with Ben again. Is it Ben Lowe or J. Lowe or Aflo? What do they call it?

What does they call it? I don't have his name for it. Yeah, there is. Because they're getting married, right? I mean, the report is that Affleck and J-Lo are getting married now. So they've got to have, you know, some kind of name, right? There was some kind of Ben and J-Lo, you know, like Benefer. Benefer was Ben and what's your face, right?

Yeah, what's her name? Yeah, Aniston. Yeah. So they got to have an. Anyway, it does. I'm sorry. I'm just digressing over Jay-Lo in this apartment. I'm a little pissed that she's not giving it to me to live in.

All right? I'm a little pissed. And it's beautiful. So she bought it for $20 million. Anyway, and she dropped the price once, couldn't sell it. Drop the price again. Couldn't sell it. And now she's just taking it off the market.

Maybe. Maybe, you know, her and Ben need a place in New York to hang out. It's kind of J-Lo looking, though. I mean, I would do a couple things different to the interior. I know that's just me. No, we can't have this. Plus, the bathroom needs to be changed around. And I've got to have a little bit of different layout with the tub and everything.

I'm sure she cares about that for me. No question about that. But I'm saying it's up for sale. And I'm sad for her that she's taking it off the market and can't sell her place in New York. I feel sorry for her. See where Jack Nicholson? He's out. He's not dead.

He's not a recluse. Well, he's kind of a recluse. Nobody's seen him in a long time. But he showed up at the Lakers game. 84-year-old. We talked about him the other day. Remember I told him we got the Jack Nicholson story. But Jack does what Jack wants.

Yes. Hello. And so remember they were thinking they were all worried about him. They hadn't seen him. And so he showed up, my man. Showed up Courtside, sat in his throne. at the game. He arrived in a black SUV, had his black slacks and slophers,

and all the fans stopped and took pictures with everybody. And all the pictures of him sit in courtside. Remember the one picked where he looked so bad he had the hamburger and the fries. He was there with his son. And he's, you know, Jack is, you know, a little overweight these days. And so it wasn't the most flattering picture of Jack with the handful of food. you know, she's shoving in his fat face like we all do. But so he's just sitting there with his arms crossed on a bottle of water.

Courtside now. So he looks great. Jack Nicholson, man. He's back. And good news for those of you that grew up with the Wiggles. Do you remember the Wiggles? The group from Australia, the Wiggles, Tugga Chug a Big Red Car. My kids love those stupid Wiggles.

Anyway, they're back. They're coming back for a tour. Of course, you're going to have to go to Australia to see. but they're going to be back and you're going to be able to see the wiggles and the entire team, I believe, is back. I thought they quit though because the one guy got sick, right?

Was it COVID? How it wasn't COVID. This was a long time ago. He had some kind of thing. Is Australia even open right now? I thought we couldn't go there. Okay, well, these dates are starting in, February of next year.

I guess they're, you know, wishful thinking. February, March, April, and May. The Wiggles are going to be, you know, in, they're all, these are all Australian dates. Because, I know, I wasn't fortunate enough to go to the show that they hear in the States, but I sent my, my kids, I remember sending my kids and my wife to see the Wiggles. Man, did I want to go? But I didn't. Darn the luck.

where was that I guess that was probably in Tampa I don't remember exactly recently then no not recently at all why it wasn't recent no it wasn't recently anyway it doesn't matter

the wiggles are back on tour if you want to see them in Australia I just remember we used to have that stupid big red car and it used to go up and down the I think we up and down the hallway tagga tag a big red car Oh, God. And wake up, Jeff. The whole Wiggles songs and toss salad and one of the whole thing.

And then I think we still, I think I still have a pedal. No, it's a big red car that you have to run with your feet. A little kid's car, big red car where you sit in it and your feet are, you know, it's like a Flintstones. But it's the Wiggles car. I think I still have that in the garage. My gosh. I can make a fortune now if they're making a comeback.

That's awesome. Plus, I was, I see Glenn walking by here. I got it, okay? J-Lo should have called Mercury Real Estate. I got it. All right, real estate agents, I trust.com. So they could have sold their joint in New York. I got it.

I got it, Glenn. So yesterday, we talked about Pablo Escobar's hippos. And I talked about how they're, you know, they're out trying to make sure that these hippos aren't taking. taking care of hippobitis. They're concerned. So they've been giving them the contraceptive gonacan. That's what it's called.

Don't look at me like that. It's what it's called. And so apparently Ghana con is much cheaper than surgery. Now, the thing is with gonacone, they have to shoot them with darts. And they have to shoot them three times because of, according to this story, the massive size of the hippos. Now, hippos are doing some damage to the area. There's like 140 of them now wandering around.

And they've only darted 24 and they've caught, I think, like, I think it was like eight or, no, it was 11. They caught 11 originally where they, I mean, you got to catch them and you got to move them and you got to knock them out and then you got to castrate them. I mean, it's a lot of. It seems like a lot of work. I mean, if you've gone that far, why not just, I don't know, kill it.

You don't want them to live anymore, obviously. You're just, I mean, you've set them free. Remember originally when they, you know, confiscated Escobar's zoo and the guys were there confiscating and they took all the animals and they were like, there's the couple of the hippos. Oh, yeah. let them go. They didn't even want to catch them. That's why they're out wandering around and they you know taking care of hippo business and you know now you got hippos on top of hippos on top of

hippos doing some serious hippo business. I mean I'm sure so I you ever heard hippos? I mean I've done hippo stories on this show for no one covers hippos more than this show chewing the fat. I believe that to be actually a fact because I've told you the story about the guy that that wanted to bring hippos here for meat before we started doing cattle. But they do great damage, and they have, they're kind of like elephants in the way that they leave poop. There's a lot of it, and then they poop in the water,

and it becomes kind of nastiness in the water. Apparently water and algae and hippo number two, all mixed together to make some kind of nasty goo that you don't want any part of. But when you see a bunch of them all together and in a pond, I mean, you don't want none of that really.

I mean, that's a hip-o business right there. That is. That is. So I find out that we now are considering here in the U.S. Hippos as people. And I'm like, why? Well, it's all results from this in Columbia. So the Colombian legal system has been fighting whether they're going to castrate these hippos

or what kind of drugs they're going to give them if a gonacan is good enough or, you know, whatever. So they, and so they used some of the people here in the U.S. to fight for the hippos, of course. And so the U.S. District Court in the Southern District of Ohio, where the animal legal defense fund is fighting for these hippos in Columbia and to make people, they want our people to be able to go to Columbia to testify on behalf of the hippos. And so now because of the ruling in the district court in Ohio, hippos are now recognized as interested persons. Hippos are now recognized as interested persons.

How about we just recognize them as hippos. hippopotamuses. And we know that, oh my gosh, are those extra hippos that we don't want around anymore? Oh, darn, we lost one. What happened to it? I don't know.

I was shooting one of the darts with Gannikon in it, and I picked up the wrong thing. Oh, no. We lost them. So we're down to about 136 hippos now. we'll try to save some more but you never know I might make the mistake again and I don't know that one bullet

is taken down a hippo by the way but you might yeah the hippo is going to be louder than that but if you've already knocked them out I can't understand it 11 of them they knocked them out and they brought them to this place for surgery

just to castrate them no no honey no even if we even if you knocked him out and then walked up to him. Done. Goodbye, hippos. Take care. Anyway, more hippopotamus stories here on

chewing the fat. Speaking of animals, I mean, the animals are in the news. Unbelievable. So a house in California, a rattlesnakes animals? Sure they are. On this show, they are. So a house in California, they found 90 rattlesnakes underneath it. 90.

And this house still stands? No, thank you. No. I believe we need to step back and... Oh, no, the house is burning down. A lot of destruction going out around animals today here on chewing the fat. So, and the owner didn't want to have the address, given out for fear that the neighbors would be mad.

Yeah. Hello? So they thought they had some snakes, so they called the Sonoma County Reptile Rescue and said, Hey, I think I got some snakes under my house. Oh, okay. So it came over, the old Sonoma County Reptile Rescue. I love the old SCR. They just hopped right over three hours and 45 minutes later.

But they hopped right over. and I guess in today's world if you were to call a rescue unit and they came over within four hours you'd think. Oh yeah, okay. No problem. I got it.

So the picture of them are these clusters with babies and adults and they've gone back a couple times and they claim that they're going to go back again because they'll probably be more according to our Sonoma County Reptile Rescue.

you. I would, you know, according to them, oh, the majority of snakes are fairly mellow. Are they? I mean, I know they are, but I don't like them. You know, when they have the, when I live, when I first moved to Florida, I remember, and this is just a hypothetical, because I'm not admitting to a crime here. Oh, it's been longer than seven years, so good. Yeah, there's, for murdering a snake, is there, is there a, is there a, is there a, Statue of limitations on murdering a snake? I don't know. I'll take my chances. So the Florida Black Snake, you're not supposed to kill. They're called the Florida Black Snake. And they really are harmless to humans, and they eat bugs, and they're good to have around. And I used to wake up and find their little babies in my pool all the time.

And I don't like snakes at all. But, you know, you have Florida. Once I learned they were Florida Black snakes and I learned what they look like, fine. But when I first moved there, I was sitting out. back of this house of what I was living in. And this big-ass Florida black snake comes crawling around. My good friend, David Bradley and I, sitting out back drinking a beer, smoking a cigarette. And here comes this big-ass black snake.

We hunted it down and killed it, man. I will not have any snakes like that around my home. Do. I found out that I'm not supposed to kill those. So I apologize. And I didn't kill any more after that. but I do not like snakes, Sam I am. I don't want them around.

And if there are, you know, 90 rattlesnakes living under my house, when you drive by and you see, oh, Jeff must have snakes under his house. Yeah, that's what happened. Darn the luck. I mean, that's what happened to these wolf pups in Idaho. Idaho high schoolers are really all bummed. now because they adopted these wolf pups.

And they were part of this, these wolfpubs were part of this timberline pack, which is a group of wolves that were tracked and studied. And the whole students of the high school were tracking these wolf pups and they made such a big deal about it. And then the federal officials, the U.S. Department of Agriculture, came along and said, yeah, we killed them.

Wait. what yeah we killed them we got to get rid of them it was just trying to just trying to reduce predators in the area well no we were following them

yeah I know but man they were starting to hurt livestock and the ranching community and we just wanted to get rid of them why know but we were the kids were raised them and we got to know the wolfpubs yeah sorry that's the way it's done

You don't coddle them Damn it We're humans We rule the planet That's what these high school kids need to learn that Quick Oh the poor little animals Yeah

No Here little wolf pup Here a little wolf pup Yeah sorry we lost it Shouldn't have been on the ranch Sorry I don't know what to tell you You know in Idaho though They have

Well Wolf lost laws. Apparently there was some wolf issues in Idaho. So apparently hunters could kill unlimited number of wolves every year. All right. Now it's 15. That's regulation gone wrong in America right there when you can only kill 15 wolves a year. Wow. It's Population control. Damn it. If they're on my property,

if you own a farm, seriously, and the wolves are doing what wolves do, are you telling anybody when you... The answer to that is new. Maybe every other one. Yep, I've killed four this year. Are those eight graves?

Yeah, I buried them out there. Yeah, well, yeah, you bury them. You know how people don't know you actually. Yeah, just don't leave them out there rotten for the, you know, the vultures to fly. Oh, well, I mean, Mother Nature, right? He's leave them out there for vultures, but that's how you get busted, right? The feds come in. Oh, we saw the vultures.

We got another body you've killed. You've killed more than 15 this year. You're going to jail. That's what happens. We do the stories all the time. And if you're in Texas, be on the lookout, okay? Pork, you're. are expanding.

And by that, I don't mean they're getting fat. I mean they're getting more of them. Giant porcupines. So, I mean, you know what's going to happen now is we're going to be hearing about people to porcupines. Porcupines are going down in Texas, man. So apparently they're already established in central Texas. But they're expanding south.

So I'm okay in DFW, I think. I'm good. All right. I don't have to worry about the damn porcupines up here because if there's a porcupine shows up at my house up here. Goodbye. Have a nice freaking day. Although my daughter would be really bummed in.

I'd have to do it quietly. I'd have to, you know. Dad, did you just shoot the gun? No. No. What's that laying in the yard? Nothing. Just stay out there.

No problem. But they're amazingly, they're starting to expand. So if you're in Texas, Beware. All right. Porcupines are taking care of some serious porcupine business, and there's a bunch of them around, okay? Now, they are the second largest species of rodent in North America.

Guess who the largest rodent is in America? Go ahead and guess. No, not me, funny pants. What is the largest rodent in America? if you guess you're going to win a brand new So you thought I was going to tell you Who the largest rodent was in North America right now, didn't you? Huh, new, you're going to have to wait for that

Because if you haven't figured it out yet I mean, I will tell you There's so many great stories to get to I mean, we could just talk forever I'm actually thinking about maybe doing a Leftover show for Saturday or something A podcast because every week, even on Fat Pile Friday, I come in and it's just,

tons of stories I haven't gotten to and stuff that I'd like to talk about. Ed Oregon from LSU, the coach from LSU, he's in trouble. He's ending at the end of this year. I wouldn't be surprised to see him leave before this season is over.

He just won a national championship a couple years ago. But then he got a divorce, and now he's just out chasing women. He's trying to pick up chicks at a gas station. One lady, he drives up, she's pumping gas, and he's going, hey, how you do you? and she is like one of the university's boss's wives.

So now he's in trouble for that. He's in trouble for bringing some of his girlfriends to practice. I mean, amazing story. What's his face? Urban Meyer from Jacksonville. Remember he got busted with having some nameless girl that just, that he just met rubbing up against him at a bar in Ohio after the game. except that no

this girl lives close she's been his girlfriend for a long time now so I wouldn't be surprised to see the old urban although I was thinking that the marriage might be over but if you are if you have had a girlfriend for a long time as

someone is like urban the wife is probably aware of it right she's settled for the money and maybe that's why he took the NFL job he's like I need some more money. You need to go back to coaching.

I know you've had those headaches, but you need to go back to coaching. And I see where Facebook is talking about hiring thousands of workers in the European Union because they want to build their metaverse, and they're looking about rebranding themselves and coming up with a new name. Wow.

I mean, holy cow. Now there are names in the sports betting business. You know, the odds on what the new names will be. Because, you know, who knows, it might be meta. Apparently, meta.com redirects to some medical research tool developed under the Chand Zuckerberg initiative. So I'm sure that meta.com could become available. You have a virtual at 4 to 1. Connect at 5 to 1.

Horizon 5 to 1 Nah Ecoverse 7 to 1 No Meta book 8 to 1 Nah Omniverse 10 to 1

Meta Beast 80 to 1 Zuckers 100 to 1 So there's some good ones out there It'd be interesting to see if they actually Do it I mean I know that they want to

Try to be something different now But I don't know that they can actually be any. I mean, they can rebrand and rebrand their initiatives, but change their name to, I mean, maybe just F, maybe they call themselves Facebook, but you don't, when they, their logo is just FB or just F. I don't know, something, something like that.

They're really, really kind of strange. Okay, so there's all kinds of stuff, other stuff going on that we can get to, but I'll give you three quick headlong. lines and a lie you guess all right you ready we'll end we'll end this we'll get this thing wrapped up all right so you can get on out of here today all right so three headlines and a lie I come from the from the email morning email that I get this comes from morning brew I'm to think of what it's called morning brew all right three headlines and a lie but it's really

four headlines one of them's a lie okay paint makers are running out of the color blue. Teen girls are developing ticks. Doctors say TikTok could be a factor. Restaurant soap theft at all time high as diners pinch luxury hand wash from bathrooms. Apple exploring AirPods for pets to help make training easier for owners. All right, there's your headlines, which one is a lie? Chris Corby, you, my producer, speaking on behalf of the great listeners of chewing the fat, of those four headlines,

you being informed, knowledgeable, human that you are. You, I see, the only reason I'm asking because you had to look at your face, like you're not sure which one. So I'm putting you on the spot. Don't be searching. Don't be out of the city Googling.

Nothing. Put you out a spot. All right. So paint makers running out of the color blue. Teen girls developing ticks. Restaurant soap theft. Apple exploring AirPods for pets. Which one is the lie?

Chris Corby, producer of chewing the fat. Well, I think I saw something about paint and TikTok ticks. So I'm going to go with soap is the love. Why? You are pathetic. Seriously, that's sad. I expected more from you. I did.

What do I win? It went nothing. You were wrong. I'm not even giving you the home game. Get out of here. Get offstage. The game's over. So what was it then? The AirPods for pets. Although, I will say. I mean, we just had the story not long ago where they were Apple.

I mean, Apple just had their thing, right? They had the Apple thing, where they unveiled the new AirPods and the MacBook Pros and the HomePod mini colors. And they were all excited. So I can see where you might think, you know, that doesn't surprise me that Apple would be doing that. But not yet. Not yet. Next year at the Apple thing when they released up, then it'll be true. Yeah.

All right, I'll give you the home game. Fine. And the answer. For those of you still wondering to yourself here on chewing the fat, what is the largest rodent in North America? Because the porcupine that we talked about earlier is the second largest rodent in North America. The answer is, all right, I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself, Chris Corby. All right, this isn't a chance to redeem yourself to the listeners because they are pissed, right?

right now at you. Okay? They're busy going to my Twitter at Jeffrey JFR or Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, so they can click on the link in the bio and donate to OUR and for me to shave my head, shave a head, save a human. So you can redeem yourself. All right. Tell me what is the largest rodent in North America.

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