Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 74 | Fat Pile Friday - The Stop, The Arrest & The Payout

Episode Date: April 12, 2019

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All right, breaking news. You need to go to Arby's today. Today. Arbys is offering customers a trip to visit Hawaii for only six bucks. Yeah. That's a good deal. All right. So there is a little catch.

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The winner will be flown to Honolulu for one day only. And I'm going to be no overnight stays, no additional stops, just fly into Honolulu, have a couple of Arby sandwiches. fly your ass out of here. Arby's has not provided further details under the itinerary for you. What more do you need? You're flying coach.

You're flying coach from wherever you're flying from. Spirit. Oh, man. That would hurt. With the drunk chick from New Jersey. That would hurt. But hey, you get to go to Hawaii for a day, eat Arby's, come back, post on social media.

Yay, I was in Hawaii. And maybe you stay. Maybe you just say, hey, Arby's. Tell you what. You fly me out. Maybe I hang out for a little while longer than a day. And then I just fly back on your dime. What do you say?

No. That's what they'll say. Sure. You can fly back anytime you want. On your dime. Not on hours. No problem. Anyway, you have an opportunity to go to a

Hawaii for six bucks. It's not a bad deal. Welcome to chewing the fat. Fat Pile Friday. That's right. Fat Pile Friday. I'm working on two solid good fat piles right now. Jeff, look at you. You're talking about three, pal. Okay, I know. So I've been fascinated all week with Aerosmith in Vegas. So we talked a little bit about it on Pat Unleashed on Wednesday. And, you know, I've saved this story. So it's right here on the top of the old fat pile. So the residency of these groups in Vegas are becoming a really, really big thing. And I don't know what, I don't know what Aerosmith is making. I searched. I searched to try to figure out what they're paying Aerosmith. And there's no, there's no story that talks about what Aerosmith is getting. But it is a good gig.

I mean, they are doing like, what is it? One, two, three, four, five, six. seven, eight, nine shows this month. Three, four, five shows next month. Three shows in July. Four shows in September. Four shows in October. One, two, three, four, five, six shows. Seven shows in November.

One show in December. That'll close out the year. I mean, that's a good gig. And you get there, they've got a 40-minute video before the concert starts. they've got they've got a museum a separate museum that you can go to

at the park theater in Vegas that also costs more money than just the tickets to the show you can buy tickets to the show but that doesn't get you into the museum fascinating so and the aerosmith show

is deuses are wild and what are the tickets well when the story first broke last year the tickets set anywhere from $170 to $700. Oh, that's what the story first broke. The tickets are $179 to $2,345. How'd you like to flip that for a ticket?

And you can buy VIP tickets that sit you up off to the side of the stage and get an earpiece to hear the inside earpiece that Stephen Tyler hears. That's kind of cool. That's kind of cool. Now, what I'm fascinated by is this residency of these groups. I mean, Lady Gaga starts hers in December. We've had other groups. You know, I know you've, you know, Celine Dion has had hers.

Brittany's had hers. Elton had hers. I mean, they just make fortunes. Fortunes! Doing these residencies. And Aerosmith, I mean, look, Stephen Taylor's, what, 71 now? So these guys are all starting to push the limit. of, you know, who they are.

I pushed a little bit of harder. I mean, the stones, right, you had the stones. Mick had to have a little heart surgery for their last tour. He's, you know, 75. Pretty cool. But one of the things that I loved, one of my favorite reviews of Aerosmith was this review. Stephen Tyler started Aerosmith's Las Vegas,

residency Saturday night by stalking cartoonishly on stage, dressed in a flowing pajama-like outfit, as if the cheers of the crowd had woken him up, and now he needed to kick a whole casino's ass, which he did. By the end of the show, the 71-year-old was shirtless, ripped, and setting extremely unattainable goals for most people in AARP. Great stuff.

They talked a lot about them being together for 50, years with only a couple breaks for fights and rehab. And when Tyler came out, he came out saying, what the fuck are you sitting for? Get the fuck up. This is Vegas. We're all getting laid tonight. That might be worth a show seeing.

Speaking of getting old, and Chris, you and I have talked about people getting at the right age for things. But Tom Selling, who I love, Magna P.I., Blue Bloods, Commissioner. Commissioner Reagan. Commissioner Reagan. I know. I love that stupid show. That stupid mustache still rocking it.

That's Tom Selleck, man. You're going to be messing with that. I don't care if it's real or not. That's Tom Selleck's mustache, man. So he's working on a memoir now. Oh, he's dying. Now he's 74. All right.

Tom Selleck is 74. It kills me. But you notice this last, if you've been watching, and I think about this. I was thinking about this last night when I was reading the story about his memoir. The last few episodes of Blue Bloods.

Don't do it. What? You're not saying that he's slowing down. Way. No, he's not slowing down. I mean, most of the, most of the episodes have been him behind the desk or sitting at the dining room table for the Sunday dinner.

Where do you want the commissioner? Well, he usually, there were episodes where he gets up and, you know, walks into the office and walks over here and walks over here and walks, over there. I mean, Tom is slowing way down. Because he's running a memoir, so he's dying. So I'm already thinking that he's dying. Okay. We got to talk to him. Because now he's about the right age. He's not. We didn't seven.

I know we said 78 to 79 in there, but if he's 74 and he's writing a memoir, he's at the right age. No, he's not. It's perfect age. So this is the time when we talk to Tom and he's going to let loose on everything, man. He is going to tell him. He's had a great life in Hollywood. I'm telling you, he's going to tell us stuff that we never heard before. We got to get him. We got to talk to him. He was in Golden Girls for a while. We got to talk to him. He was in all kinds of stuff and he was Mr. Hollywood. He asked one of the episodes of Golden Girl, he was like, so who's the slut? Think about it. And you know, they all hopped on.

It was a mom more about. So how much? 18. Does Victoria's Secret get for panties? I mean, I know they're pretty expensive, right? I mean, maybe some of their stuff is expensive, you know, on the higher end. And I get that. That's fine.

And they've got some great merchandise. I'm fine with the Victoria's Secret merchandise. But I just wonder how much they charge for, let's, you know, say, panties. 80 bucks. Okay. So a guy in Lower Allen Township, Pennsylvania, Sorry, I misspoke. It's at 3 436.

I'll see that that's not bad. So how many a panties? This guy stole $21,000 worth of panties from the Victoria's Secret Store. Did you take them all? Well, this one says five panties for $28. So. Okay, so this thief stole 2,000 pairs of panties. All right.

At three bucks a pair, that ain't 21,000. I tell you, I'm not the best at math, 18, I got it, I know the jokes. But at three bucks a pair, you stole 3,000 panties, that ain't 21,000. So, but hold on, did he take thongs or v strings or cheekies or chickies or bikinis? Yes, he doesn't say. It just says he stole 2,000 pairs of panties from Victoria's Secret. Police stay, he stole the panties that were out. on the front display and the ones in the drawers

below the display while store employees were busy with customers, were they? Were they? You're taking stuff out of the drawers, you're taking stuff from the front of the store and everybody says, oh, what's he, nothing? Don't worry about him. In one day?

Yeah. In one day, he stole that many panties. Yeah. Okay, all these workers used to be fired. Thank you. And I need Victoria's Secret to come down, And do an audit of the store. Plus, I think this is like a bank.

It's like a bank. When you rob from a bank, this is just what I've heard. Not that I've ever robbed from a bank. It's just what I've heard. But when you rob from a bank, if they never tell you exactly how much money was stolen. I never do. It's always, and when they bust, make drug busts,

it's always street value. Right? It's always, everything is upper. upper. So I got a feeling that the $21,000 worth of panties from Victoria's Secret's, that's, that's upper level. There's no way he stole. There's no way they were worth 21 grand. In fact, I would venture to say, and this is just a thought off the top of my head, and maybe you can check into this Victoria's Secret and get back to me. You don't give me a call. I'm a fan. I would say that if he stole 2,000 pairs, maybe this guy stole maybe 1,500 and the other 500 that were worth thousands were stolen by

the employees that didn't happen to see him taking the other 1,500 from the front drawers. I mean, this headline alone grabbed me, but then as I read the story, it is amazing. All right, so the headline alone, three naked women lead Florida troopers on Wild Chase. I think, I think, that sounds like a story I could read. I mean, anytime you see a headline, three naked women lead Florida troopers on a wild chase, to think to yourself, you know, I could read that. I got time. You know what? I got time. I got time to read that. The story

is amazing. Now, it doesn't say, we've got to get an update on what kind of drugs they were on. How high they were. What caused this? It had to be meth. I'm just a guess. Top of my head, meth. So these three women have been arrested

after they let police on pursuit through Pasco County, Florida. And if you're familiar with Pascoe County, you know that this is probably not unusual thing. It all started after someone reported seeing the women naked at a rest area near I-75 and Wednesday. There's a big rest area. I know exactly where they were.

And I promise you that if I saw the three women naked at the rest area in Pascoe County, I would not have called authorities. It would have just been, there you go. It would have been another great story for radio. Instead, somebody calls the authorities because three naked, three women are naked at a rest area. Are you upset about that, really? Really?

So 1115 in the morning, Florida State Trooper was dispatched to the suspicious person's call. The trooper arrived on the scene, found three black females naked. The women told the trooper they had showered and were air drying. As the trooper was attempting to gather their information, the three women ran and got into the white 2009 Nissan Central and hopped back on the expressway. The trooper started to pursue them, but then, of course, we're going to go ahead and cancel that. Cancel that pursuit.

It's not fitting to FHP criteria. According to FHP, we cancel the pursuit. I've got a white 2009, Nissan Central. We're traveling southbound and the most bound vest area entrance. So it just turned back around this traveling both on I-75, State Road 52.

We got a state trip. We're in pursuit. We're going to have to be naked black women in this 2009 Nissan Central Yeah, he's catching Oh no Pull back, pull back Purback

Because it's not fitting to Florida Highway Patrol bacteria So we can't chase them Let him go Let him go What? So then

A little while later A citizen calls The number To report a reckless vehicle These people are starting To piss me off in Florida You've got nothing better to do Than report people

Really? They're driving around. They're driving away from the police. Are they supposed to be? And plus this person stays on the line. You think you're Mr. Mr. I'm going to help the Florida Highway Patrol. I'm going to be on the line.

I'm reckless drivers. I'll give them. I'll provide them location updates, which they did. So the car turns east on to State Road 52. And it doesn't have the roads don't matter if you, you know, you don't know Florida. And that's when another troop responded to the car, which was briefly again driving in the wrong direction on the road. and then turn back around. So the trooper initiates another pursuit because of the reckless driving.

They deployed the star chase projectiles on the car so they don't have to chase after it. Right? They just shoot a pooh, pooh. And it stops up, slaps on the car so it gives the location, right? And we've all seen that in movies. That's in the furious. Whatever. They used it in those boogie movies, then that's what they use.

They did. Okay. Whatever. I know there's been 80 or 90 of the... Nine. Like I said, 90. And, you know, so I'm sure they did. So they put the star chase projectiles on it.

And they coordinate their FHP response and perimeter activities because we don't want to chase people too much. It causes too much damage. Other people will get hurt if they start chasing other cars. Actually, that's kind of true. We've seen that in all the car chases where people get hurt when they're getting chased. OJ wasn't as high speed. chase. It was nobody that got hurt in OJKs.

It was a chase. Yes, it was a chase. It was not a high speed pursuit chase. So the car pulls into a convenience store parking lot. And the police pull in. Cars empty when the police get there. Oh, here comes the three women from the store. Now, the story doesn't say if they were still naked, I'm sure they were.

I'm sure they were. Come on, Florida. I'm sure they were. So the trooper tries to arrest them as he's trying to directly arrest the one lady, another one jumps in the car and starts driving it toward the cop. Amazing. So and the trooper has to jump out of the way of the car, right? The other woman then gets out of the car with a bat to come after the trooper.

Holy cow. So another trooper pulls in and rams the car and the suspect. Now the women get back in the car and take off after this. All right. So according to this, one of the troopers was authorized to pit the car due to aggravated assault charges. It didn't say shoot the car. It said pit the car. So they put the, they put the, uh, they put the, uh, uh,

Yeah, the spikes. I'm trying to think what they're called. The stopsticks. They're deployed. They're called stopsticks, which deflate the tires. It's what they're called. You know, you can call them spikes if you want. Spikes.

As a former cop, they're called the spikes. I'm telling you, the police department called them stopsticks. They're PC in themselves. It's called spikes. You deploy the spikes. Don't, don't pull out your little as a former police officer either. Don't think I didn't hear that. So the chase ends.

The three women interlocked arms inside the car. They can't even get them out of the car. They've got a taser all three women to get them out of the car. What a great day in Florida. What a great day in Florida. I want to know what the drug test was. All right, let's go to the break room. I need a drink.

But you took a drink before you went to the break room. I know. I did take a drink before I went to the break room. But yeah, you can't go to the break room without taking a drink. And plus, I had Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, probably one of the best Coca-Cola Zero sugars ever. Just saying. Just saying it is.

Hey, on the way to the break room, though, and I'm working on dissolving my Coca-Cola Zero Sugar in my mouth. Let me tell you that you need to subscribe to chewing the fat. And you know what? going to get down on my knees and beg. I've done that before, but I will ask you to subscribe. He couldn't get up. That's not true. Jeffie, do you have a difficult time getting up? Well, having a difficult time getting up and not being able to get up is two different things. Okay, I'm sorry then. Did you had a difficult time getting up from the knee?

I can't even walk on my knee. I need a surgery. Oh, hold on. First of all, you don't walk on your knees, first of all. Like, why are you walking on your knees? Well, because I get walk up my knees. I got a Okay, thank you. That's funny. You know, what are you need? I got it. I need surgery on this knee. I can't have surgery on this knee because of my stupid heart event.

I have to wait a few months before they will attempt surgery unless it's an emergency knee surgery. And those happen. You know, how many times you have emergency knee surgeries? I mean, they actually do happen. You even come back from those? What happens is, yes. What happens is you can't walk. That was the last knee surgery I had.

The knee replacement surgery. The doc said, yeah, and this is amazing. The dog's like, now you're too young. Can't do this. I'm sorry? You're too young. You, Jeff Fisher. Yeah, you're too young.

This was the last one. This was the first. How many years ago? A couple. A couple. So the, uh, you were too young back then. And, uh, he says, but, you know, when you can't walk out of anymore, then, you know, we'll do the surgery.

And that's the emergency surgery, right? I mean, that's when you can't walk out anymore. So, I mean, I woke up one morning, seriously, got out of a bed and fell. And I crawled to the bathroom crying because it hurt so bad. And then I called the doctor and he was like, well, I guess it's about time then, huh?

Come in, come in this morning. Yeah. You think? So then we know, you scheduled the surgery, the replacement surgery. And that's where I'm at with this right knee as well now. But I can't do that because after the heart event. You have to wait.

Well, they don't, they only last. I mean, newer models now the knees will last 30 or 40 years. I feel like we're talking about cars. Say it's what they're made out of. Made of car material? Same stuff. Yeah, let me out of car material. Same stuff.

Don't back into my knee. So anyway, subscribe to the podcast, chewing the fat, please. We need your subscriptions. I know the other shows ask for it. Screw them. All right. I'm supposed to play nice with them, but I don't care about them. I care about those other shows about as much as I care about a piece of lint.

How much you care about a piece of lint? not much I got a good review here from a past best podcast ever Chuneify is hilarious I listen to it while working out and have come close

to severe injuries numerous of times sorry about that from laughing so hard while trying to do elliptical and the bowflex Jeff man I tell you can't get me

off the bowflex man oh you can get me up the elliptical right yeah we should switch it up maybe one day We should. We should. We should.

And then T.J us here says, love your big laughs. Love Your Big Labs, 77 times five stars. Blake? 3,000. Not even Blake knows. Oh, hold on. 75 times five equals. Like I said, 3,7 times five equals.

Like I said, 37 times five. 75. 385, babe. Because it's 77, not 75 times 5. Oh, 77. What I do? 75 times 5. You said 75 times 5.

Oh, well, clear. See what I mean? 18. All right. 77 times 5 equals 385. Yeah, TJ's here. What does that mean? 385 stars?

That's why I made it easy. Twenty star, best podcast ever. Not even Bon Todd. He goes, 19 Forks. Greatest podcast ever. Okay, first of all, it's spoons. I appreciate you playing the game. I really do.

I love you for playing the game, but it's spoons. Okay. So I don't know where the forks came from, but I appreciate you playing, and thanks for listening to the podcast. Just subscribe. I don't care. I don't care.

But we also need reviews. Like, it's not just description reviews. It all gets us up there. I just want to subscriptions. I don't care if you're ready to review. I don't care if you share it. You have to. No, but you have to.

Subscribe to the podcast. Okay, Jeff, people, here's the thing. They already subscribed because they heard the boop. So in order for us to get more boops in the world, they have to share it and rate it and review it so other people can find it. So they have to do all that. I know you don't want to ask too much from the audience, but they have to do all that. They have to share it. They have to review it.

They have to rate it. I appreciate it to do that. They need to do that. And I'm not talking to the other people. I'm talking to you. You in particular. Don't just say, you know, somebody else will do it. I hate those people.

I hate those people. Just because other people are doing it, you don't get to do it. That's like voting. The same thing is going to vote. Shut up. You have to do it. And remember, on Mondays with the new talking series, you're going to get a couple of boop poops.

You're going to get the early Monday, boop of Talking Thrones. And then you're going to get the late Monday, boop, chewing the fat. I mean, what more. If that doesn't give you, more reason to subscribe. I don't know what does. Is that the title of it? I just want

to make sure because I have to do some graphic requests for that. Is that talking games? First of all, stop for just a second. Before you get too little jumpy on me. All right? I have some graphic stuff coming from the person that I trust. I'll get that to you

when it's finished. I don't need anything from you. Well, it has to be approved by me. I don't need anything from you. But it has to come from... Once I get it, once I approve it, then you can approve it. What if I say no? That won't happen.

Are you sure? Yes. Are you 100% sure? Yes, I am. Ooh, this is going to be good. Yes, I am. Oh, we're going to, I can't wait for Monday. Thank God today's Friday.

Thank God today's Friday because even if I like it, I'm going to disapprove it. Even if it's the best damn artwork you've ever given to me, not approved. I think we all know that won't happen. Sad news. Sarah Gilbert, leaving a show that I didn't even know existed. Yeah, thank you. But the thing is that she's leaving a show that she's been on for nine seasons. I didn't even, I don't recall it existing.

Who is she? Sarah Gilbert. The one that running for president? No, no, baby. Sarah Gilbert from Roseanne, played Rose and started as Rose. Oh, the daughter? Yeah. Oh, from the talk.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the show she's leaving. Oh, you didn't know she was on the talk? Nine years that she was. show's been on. Yeah. The talk. Yeah, with Sharon Osborne, her.

Now, if you said Sharon Osborne, I would know that. I didn't realize. Oh, you didn't know that she was in it? Oh, I watched that show. Oh, it's better than The View. I, for, stop. I don't doubt that this show is better than the View. It doesn't take much of a program to be better than the View.

All right? Let's go there. Second, that doesn't make it a good show. It does because that's a funnier black girl. Because the funny black girl was supposed to be whoopee for the view on the talk to have a funny, actual funny black girl. She's the best. It has a girl from the twin. And then one of the other co-hosts is the one that married Israel, Houston, which used to be the worship leader for the smiley guy, Joe Olstein, that he got caught cheating with that girl.

So Joel Olson gave him the boots. So he's no longer the worship leader for Joe Olstein's little. church, dude, I'm telling the talk is where's I'm at. How come? Come on. Come on. Give me some props. So Sarah Gilbert actually created and executive produces this show.

Yes. Amazing. She's leaving, though. Dry your eyes. Oh, and then what's that girl? She was there, too. Wasn't she the chick from the guy that fiddled in CBS, Duleunas, Moombes, Moons?

Oh, yeah, his wife. Yeah, his wife was part of that. Was it the talk? Yeah. That's the show she left. Yes. Right. Yes.

See, don't give me that you didn't know that. I just have to connect the dots for you. Let me connect the dance for you. That's right. I do know that. Chen, Lauren, Chen. Yeah, Chen. She was part of that.

Yeah. It was that little group. See, I knew. I knew you knew that show. I never heard of the show before in my life. Yeah, because it was like a baby project with her. I got it. Oh, God.

I got it. So anyway. Sharon. Sarah is apparently between this show and doing the Conners re-uped. She's just so busy. You know, the Connors re-opt. But I'll tell you one thing, the Conners. Maybe Sarah quitting the talk will us the game on Connors a little bit because there were a number of episodes.

Like I watched. She did good. I watched them. Yes. Yes. But I think that they, if, now Sarah, call me. All right. I know you didn't call me for this last season.

But there was several directions that the show should have gone and didn't. I felt. We talked about them the show. We have. We did. They should have gone in this way, but they did it. I'm hoping that this will at least let her focus on the Connors and make that show better and as good as it could be. And it should succeed.

It should. It should. It should. It should. It should. Because he has a good cast. Yes, it doesn't have Roseanne. I know.

Which sucks. Which sucks. But still has Dan and her. Which then means you start fighting because you said she should be the star. I said Dan should be the star. You want her to be the like how it was focused like Roseanne. You want her to be like the next Roseanne. I have to look back at my Conner's notes.

You should. You should. YouTube developing shows now where you can choose your own adventure style. Netflix already did it. Right, I know. So YouTube is doing it with their storytelling format to increase views and ad sales, which I mean now it's just old news, right? I mean, and I know it's not old news.

I get it and it's cool. In technology world, it is. But, okay, so, I mean, Netflix is like, you're welcome. You know, appreciate you coming on for the ride today. Yeah. And we'll sell it to you. We'll rent it to you. YouTube, no problem.

You can come to our studios and do it here. I talked a little bit about, you know, my son's been big on the T-series and PewDie Pie. The fight, yeah. How did that end up? Okay, so PewDiePie is back in the lead. But now there's a break. taking the lead. But now, get this.

And this story I just found out today, which is amazing. So T-Series files a lawsuit against PewDiePie in India. Why? Saying that his videos need to be taken down because they're, you know, saying things against them against T-Series. Who the hell are you? They want YouTube to take it down. They're taking them to court and wants YouTube to take it down.

It's going to be fascinating to see what YouTube does. Oh, they better not put him down because they put him down. I would say that you give, I mean, this is the whole Twitter thing too, right? The world versus the U.S. And YouTube and Google, I mean, they're all world, you know, that's all world. Well, they follow the NATO rules. That's what they follow. Shut up.

I want to throw the NATO rules right up their rear end when I hear that. I know that's what I heard Jack say that. Yeah. I wouldn't punch him right in the face. Justin Jack, it was his lawyer vagina. I would hurt too. Yeah. He'd been seeing all these stories.

As a side note, I digress for just a moment. But seen all the stories about his eating style and how he fast and doesn't eat this. Meditation. I was on a... No, let me rephrase that. It just drives me insane. Better lose your attitude towards Jack Twitter. You might lose a blue chip.

I know. I'll report you to lose that blue chip. Don't report me. Oh, no. What could happen? Lose the blue chip. Well, you know, it's not everything, right? So anyway, I would be fascinated to see,

even you know that it's not everything on an account. Anyway, I'll be fascinated to see what it does happen, though. Does YouTube pull it, or does YouTube maybe just pull it in India? You know, just say, okay. Right, I can see that. Look, I'm okay with Twitter saying, you know, look, people in Hungary aren't going to be able to read your tweets or people in China aren't going to be, you know, whatever.

Block me from countries, no problem. U.S., you keep your hands off. Exactly, which is one of the, things that Team Poole was talking about like you're in the U.S., I expect everybody to hear my hate mail towards you. Yes. All of it. All of it.

All of it. I don't want you to censor it, which is they started doing that. Thank you. Now, if the user is censoring it, then yes. Because now... No, that's different, though. I know. That's what I'm saying.

So if the user's putting those where you could go and put keywords and you no longer see those keywords, yes. But Facebook, Twitter. That's my call. That's my call. Not yours. Facebook Twitter should not be saying, oh, well, anything that Jeffrey said should not be heard on the, you know, anything east of the Rockies.

You know. So, yeah, no. Thank you. So, uh, we talked a little bit about Florida. Uh, you know, the three ladies. A little bit about Florida. Over there looks like a lot. A little bit of Florida.

Like an entire three segments. Three naked women. Uh, so anyway, the, uh, another story from Florida, which is fascinating is like, I don't know if you know this. I lived in Florida for a number of years. I know. What part? When I worked in Tampa Bay.

Tampa Bay. What did you do there? Well, I did a lot of things there. Uh-huh. I did a lot of things. When I first moved there, I went to work for Win Dixie. No. Which was a competitor of Publix.

Yes. And Publix has now made as much money as Nike this year. I'm sorry? You think of that? It's annual report for 2018. Publix reported revenues of 36.1 a billion dollars. Does that say good things about Publix or Nike? Publix.

Really? Oh, yeah. It's amazing. Their annual report is $36.1 billion. And it's... Do they expand? They've expanded and they've knocked out a few stores too. The loser ones.

And what I'd like to do is finish reading the story for you. But I apparently have reached my article limit for this month. Oh, no. From the... Washington Post? From the Tampa Bay Times. Tampa Bay Times? So I could pay to get unlimited digital access.

But I'm not going to do that. All right. Send me the story. What was the story The Tampa Bay Times? Hold on Here you keep talking I don't want to now

because I'm really angry That ticks me off So I read Okay so I will tell Well he's looking up to public story And congratulations for them I love Publix and their sandwiches And they're king

They're the best Great great grocery chore And when I worked for Win Dixie they sucked But since I don't work for Win Dixie anymore They didn't suck And actually they were They were always a good grocery store then too They were just a competitor

However, we've got weather alerts all over the country right now. And so just be careful out there. No matter where you're at, no matter where you're listening from, no matter what you're doing, just be careful because we've got floods, we've got winter storms everywhere that will turn into, you know, melting because they will melt. I don't even know that, but snow does melt. So I know big storms the last couple of days have been going across the country. We've got still flooding in the central, you know, in Nebraska.

and throughout it. I know Mercury 1.org is still involved there. So hopefully if there's bigger problems created by these storms, Mercury 1 will be able to help out there as well. But just be careful out there if you're being affected by any of these storms. Be careful. All right. So the deal was that in Florida they have 822 stores, Georgia 188 stores, Alabama, 75 stores, South Carolina,

63 stores, Tennessee 46 stores, North Carolina, 45 stores, Virginia, 15 stores. They opened 51 new stores last year and closed seven. So, I mean, put them in plus 44, actually. But, I mean, it is amazing. 11 million homes shopped at Publix last year. So, congratulations to them. Public trails only Wegmans as the best retail workplace in the U.S. Yeah, people that work for Publix love working for Publix.

question about that. It's an employee owned. It's not publicly traded. That's actually what I think killed when Dixie, but that's another story in and of itself. All right, well, we have good news and bad news. By one measure, the world is getting a bit less grizzly. The number of death sentences carried out worldwide fell by 30 percent from 993 in 2017 to 690 last year. That's the latest annual account published by Amnesty International. Now, they're happy to see the downward trend because in 2015, 1,634 people. But this isn't really fair, okay?

Because this is all countries except China. China, can we get an idea of how many people you're killing? How about no? Look at the time. I wish we could. Man, you know what? But I stopped counting at the first thousand. I mean, China's just doing whatever they want to do.

All right? That's just no problem. It's North Korea in that tally too? Okay. Well, funny you should ask. Because North Korea is in that. However, North Korean authorities have now staged, they're bringing back public trials.

they just did a new public trial shot two female fortune tellers to death last month what is you supposed to do with them they brought 10th of thousands of people in to watch it for these public executions they took place in the city they've been doing it in other cities

all around North Korea the public trials have resumed and they all are because they want to maintain order social order social order So good.

Good news coming out of North Korea. Better news coming out of South Korea. They've decided that, you know what? Oh, we need to allow abortions again. What? Gosh darn it. We've banned abortions too long in South Korea. We've got to kick that back in.

Roby Wade is now in South Korea? I'm sorry? Roby Wade is in South Korea now? We've banned them for too long. Let's get those things back up and running again. Gosh, darn it. You know what? We've got too many people running around.

That's what it is. Do they? We've got too many people running around. That's what it is. We need to get rid of these bad boys. So a new study just broke. And I'll leave you on Friday with this study. I know you think to yourself, you know, humans are the only ones that run around and try to have, you know, pleasure themselves and pleasure each other and live a life of, you know, deviant lifestyles.

Dolphins apparently want to do it as well. this study from two co-authors of the study Patricia Brennan and Darra Orbach from Mount Hollyock College in Massachusetts have decided that dolphins

female dolphins, they've studied 11 dolphins who have washed up on shore that were they had died of natural causes and they just washed up on shore and they studied. studied the female anatomy of this dolphin. You know, the female parts of the dolphin.

And they broke it down. The female part? I'm sorry? The female part? The female part? The female part of the dolphin. Why are you doing with your fingers? The female part, because people can see what I'm talking about. The little thing right there. But I feel like you do like using a little screw.

Yeah, it's a little thing right there that. Are you seeing that finger in those two fingers? Just that little thing on the female that they studied on the dolphin. You know, when you go on... Stop moving, you stupid fingers. What are you talking about? I have to bleep all that. Stop moving your fingers.

They don't know what I'm... They can see it, but that's just... I have to bleep all those fingers. By the, I don't have used to those many fingers you do that wrong? No, you're not, my friend. That's is where you're mistaken. All right? That's where you're mistaken, my friend.

And well, I'll talk to you later about that. So, apparently, uh, dolphins are, uh, in, They mate a few months out of the year for, to reproduce. But they have sex year round. So these studies are saying that they're doing it for pleasure, not just mating. Most animals do it because it's mating season. We're having babies. Lions.

That's what we do. That's what we do. After that, get away from me. Wouldn't that be something? But dolphins are like, no. Dolphins are like, hey, business. in dolphin business. Now, amazing that

in the dolphin world, calves frequently mate with their mothers. And many males have wild homosexual mating times with the dolphins. So, I mean, dolphins are just having sex all over the ocean.

They like horse. They are. They are. These are bottled nose dolphins. So I don't know about the other dolphins, but the bottle noses are running crazy. All right. So the next time you see a dolphin, Flipper, Flipper,

King of the Sea. Yeah, he's king of the sea because, you know, he's got that female thing. Stop with a freaking hand, dude. And I do have a question. Are these Florida dolphins? Well, yeah, I mean, of course they're Florida dolphins.

Look, Orbach and Brennan, I told you we're from... I hate when you call you. call me those names. I apologize. We're from a college in Massachusetts. However, the findings of their study was given at an experimental biology conference held in Orlando, Florida. Oh, well, where else are you going to talk about dolphins having sex? Florida? That's it. Orlando, even Orlando, Florida? Yeah. Any sex talk about dolphins, you go to Orlando, Florida. Thank you.

Was it at the convention center? You know what? Let's go to Orlando right now. Was it the Amway Arena? Sea World? It doesn't say. It doesn't say. It just held in Orlando.

I want to go next year. We should go to the next year. Go to the experimental biology conference. Doesn't that sound like fun? Yeah. We're going to talk about this topic. It's going to sound... Woo!

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