Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 742 | We Shouldn’t Believe It…

Episode Date: November 1, 2021

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You can stop telling me I was hacked, okay? It all started yesterday afternoon when I got a message from Chewing the Fat fan page, the lady that runs Chewing the Fat fan page, and I got the link and the link says, is it you in the video? with an emoji and a link.

And I clicked on it. And then it asked me to do something else. And I was like, oh, crap, this is not right. This is a hack. So I got out of it too late. It's the link that makes the hack. So then I thought nothing happened. And I thought, okay, well, you know,

maybe I did catch it in time, right? New. Then it got sent to everybody out of my messengers from Facebook Messenger. So, and I continue to get messages to this time of the recording of chewing the fat. You've been hacked. You've been hacked. You've been hacked.

I know. Okay. I mean, but thank you for letting me know. I appreciate it. And so, I mean, I changed all the passwords. I've done everything you're supposed to do. Sorry. It was an easy mistake.

I tell you not to click on those links, but it was a link from someone who I knew, who I was comfortable with getting, getting information from. and I should have known better. I should have known better because the link wasn't an actual, you know, YouTube link or a particular website link. It was just an HTTPS link.

And I should have known better, but I was in the middle of, you know, it's Sunday afternoon, it's Halloween, I got my kids running around, I'm trying to watch a little football, and I see, is it you in the video? And I think, I don't know, let's see if it's me. And then when I, you know, I click on,

on it and obviously then it asked you to do something else and that was crap so it's not the thing so okay i got it okay i know i was hacked if you see a link from me on messenger don't click on it and i sent a message to facebook and to jeff fisher radio facebook page if you see that link don't click on it okay i know okay i got it i got it welcome to chewing the facts And I'd like to say hello to all the people that are waiting to catch a flight out of whatever airport you're stuck in. Hello. Hi, how you doing? Thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat.

Look, American Airlines only canceled about 1,600 flights this weekend. That's it, though. Don't worry about it. It was hundreds of flights every day, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. And I know that there were some reports of flight attendant shortages and maybe some. pilot shortages here and there. But it was overall a weather thing. It was windy.

And they had closed down landing strips and takeoff strips at DFW. DFW is a main hub for American Airlines for all over the country. So it really affected it. When one goes down, you know, that is a domino effect around the country.

So I realized there were other issues with some of the flight attendants. But when you start canceling those flights, then And you end up, you know, it's an effect of, well, now we've got to get people to be on the other flights that we're trying to get in and out. And, you know, it was just a nightmare. And I, listen, it's a nightmare at an airport on a good day, right? When it's a normal day at the airport.

When it's, when you have issues, it is not fun at all. I understand that. And then you want to get drunk, but you don't want to get drunk because you want to be able to get on the plane. if you can get on a plane. Maybe they should stop selling alcohol, airside. But that's another story. And I know you don't want to, you know,

I know Southwest tried to help out and alleviate some of the pressure off of American, but you can't fly on Southwest now because they had a pilot that said, let's go Brandon. You don't want to fly on an airline like that. When they had one pilot that said, let's go Brandon, as he was talking to the, talking to the people on the flight.

Oh my gosh. You can't have that. You know, should you have done it? I don't know. You know, whatever. I mean, this are the same people that want to think it's okay for the flight attendants to wear Black Lives Matter pins. So, you know, sure, it's okay. All right.

So the pilot said, let's go, Brandon. Oh, my gosh. How does that affect your flight? It doesn't, really. It doesn't. Or at least it shouldn't. But Colling Long of the Associated Press said it took place Friday morning on a flight from Houston to Albuquerque. And oh my gosh, we can't have that.

She apparently tried to get in and talk to the pilots on the plane and they were like, no, it's not going to happen. You can now flying the Southwest Airlines, welcome to work. I remember that's over. Wait, what? About seven or eight miles an hour. Your visibility, mostly clear skies, 77 degrees. Thanks for you can now flying the Southwest Airlines. Welcome to Earth.

I remember that's over. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. How can you ever fly on Southwest Air again? I love how they try to come after this pilot for, but for his little whispering of, and remember, let's go, Brandon.

That is awesome. I mean, I don't know how you can fly on that airplane or airline ever again because, I mean, saying let's go branded over a PA system is the same as a terrorist act, isn't it? I think it is. I think it is. It's just ridiculous. All right.

One of the things that happens, on, well, it happened on Thursday, actually. And then Friday, the news broke. And I forgot to mention it. I failed to mention it on Fet Pile Friday. But there's only so many things, okay? So many things I could get to on a show, okay? So I'm sorry.

Andrew Cuomo was, yeah, he's in trouble. I know. I know he's in trouble anyway, but he's the former governor of New York. He was hit with a misdemeanor complaint for, forcible touching. Now, they're all wound up because he was hit with this misdemeanor complaint. And they didn't even let the accuser know or the prosecutor didn't sign off. And the attorney for Andrew Cuomo accused the sheriff who filed the complaint of playing politics.

Well, we wouldn't want to do that. Would we, Andrew Cuomo or your attorney? We wouldn't want to play politics because you would never do that. So the complaint was filed in. Albany City Court, and the complaint is forcible touching a Class A misdemeanor. It's punishable by up to one year in prison or three years probation. To get a conviction, the prosecutors must prove that Cuomo forcibly touched the alleged victim, who is Brittany Comaso, the aide, for the purpose of degrading or abusing such person,

or for the purpose of gratifying the actor's sexual desire. I would say that's a pretty good case. Anyway, he's got to be in court on November 17th. So we've got that to look forward to, right? And saying, you know, I did say I was sorry, but sometimes sorry just isn't enough. You remember Huma Abidine, wife of Anthony Weiner, assistant right hand to Hillary.

Rodham Clinton while she was Senator of New York, while she was Secretary of State, and while she was a presidential candidate, Huma Aberdeen was with her throughout, you know, almost every day for years, for years. Well, she's got

a new book coming out. I guess she needs some cash. Hillary's a little low on cash from the foundation. Oma's not working. You know, Anthony certainly isn't bringing in any money, so she needs to write a book. You know, good for her. Bless her heart. But she has now claimed that she was sexually assaulted while she was working for then Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Oh, what? Yeah. Now, she had put it out of her mind and completely forgot about it until she heard the Ford testimony or she read about it according to the book. She read about it. And she read about the Kavanaugh assaulting her in a gathering. in high school and that brought it all back. That brought these memories back like it was yesterday. So apparently they were at some event with Hillary and it was all done. So they were wrapping up and walking out of the event.

And the senator, who she doesn't name, by the way, so you could make your own guesses on who the senator is. but he asked her, said they met outside the building, and they were walking along, and they stopped in front of his building, and he said, hey, want to come up for coffee? I don't know if he said it like that.

Hey, Uma, want to come up for coffee? And she said, why, yes, Senator, yes, I do. And so once inside, he said, make yourself comfortable on the couch. And she did. and then the senator took off his blazer, rolled up his sleeves, made coffee before sitting beside her on the couch. Then, in an instant, this is in her words now, it all changed. He plopped down to my right, put his left arm around my shoulder, and kissed me, pushing his tongue into my mouth, pressing me back on the sofa.

Hi, I was so utterly shocked. I pushed him away. All I wanted was for the last 10 seconds to be erased. She said that the senator seemed shocked, but apologized, and said he had misread their relationship. Abedeneen said she then plotted how to leave without this ending badly, as the senator asked her if she wanted to stay. Then I said something only the 20-something

version of me would have come up with, I am so sorry and walked out, trying to appear as nonchalant as possible. Now, she said that she kept her distance from the senator for a few days, but eventually ran into him on Capitol Hill, and he asked, hey, are we okay? We're still friends? And she nodded, and then Hillary came up to join them, so their little special conversation was over. So, let me get this straight. And you know what we're supposed to make of this, that it was a sexual assault. Oh, okay.

So I want to be straight, all right? So she agreed to go to his place. He kissed her. She pushed him away. He apologized. Then she apologized and she left. If that is sexual assault, I mean,

it certainly may be adultery. Or attempted adultery? I don't know that that's a crime. I mean, is attempted adultery a crime? According to Google, adultery is commonly defined as the voluntary sexual intercourse by a married person with someone other than the offender's spouse. The important to understand adultery is a crime in many jurisdictions, although it's rarely prosecuted, and they consider adultery as intercourse.

so and it is not a crime in Texas. So if adultery is not a crime, then attempted adultery is most definitely not a crime. You can't attempt to do something that's not a crime and that that be a crime. No further questions, Your Honor. Just unbelievable. Keep trying to sell those books, though.

Homa, no problem. Keep trying to sell those books. I understand you need the cash. It'll be okay, maybe. Let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Or maybe we can just have a coffee. Nah, not now.

Coffee would have been good, though. Well, I mean, we're in the break room, and we're talking about adultery, so we might as well talk about Robert De Niro finally has a done deal with his ex-wife, Grace. You know, they've been fighting for the past few years, and some of the footage we've seen of De Niro was outside the courtroom, and this is what he was fighting about.

So they decided that apparently the court said, yeah, that extra money and all that stuff that you've earned, the assets, that's all yours, Robert. Don't worry about it. She gets a $6 million payment so that she can buy a new home. And she's going to receive half the proceeds after they sell their $20 million marital home. And she gets a million dollars a year until she remarries.

Of course, she's going to be. be quick to remarry. So she gets $6 million to buy a new joint because she can. You can't expect her to just rent some dump. And when they finally sell the $20 million home, which, unless he wants to live there, he just gives her $10 million, right? It's worth $20 million. Whatever it's worth, she gets half and we move on.

And then he's got to give her a million a year on top of that. Woof. He is not going to be happy. I don't blame him, although he probably is happy. to finally get it off his plate. But he's going to have to continue to work. That was the argument in court, right? He's 78.

Robert De Niro was 78 already. And, you know, that's why he's been working so much to, you know, pay for her stuff. I know that they've been, I forget what they called it. Now, he called it something. Gosh, darn it. What did he call it? Oh, yeah. They called it.

She had a third. for Stella McCartney and diamonds. Well, she could still have that thirst, thanks to you, Robert. No problem. Robert claimed that he's drowning in tax debt, and the checks for his next two films were going straight to the IRS. Grace argued she was only trying to maintain the extravagant lifestyle she enjoyed during their relationship. Yeah, well, it looks like you're going to be able to.

Isn't that right? And Ron Perlman, another actor who has been. you know, struggling with the wife. He was married to her for a long time. Like 30-some years he's married to his wife. Just incredible. They've been married for a long time. So she gets the house and she gets a leased Mercedes.

And he is taking the least Tesla. And he has to pay her $12,500 a month in spousal support. plus 20% of his annual income that's between $52,000 and $1.5 million. Wow. I guess he fell in love with some girl he's been having an affair with. Remember, we talked about this a while ago in his TV show startup.

His relationship with Allison Dunbar, because they were all hot and heavy. So I put an end to the old Ron Perlman marriage. Sure, we've been married all. these years. So, I want to be with this chick and I want to marry her, so you need to get out. And okay, you can have the house. And sure, you can have the least Mercedes. Sure, I'll pay you $12,500 a month. And I'll give you 20% of my income between $52,000 and $1.5 million. I'm not sure if that, what's that? 20% of his annual income between $52,000 and $1.5 million.

I'm not sure if that's the bottom range or if that's the most, you know, like if whatever his annual income is, she could only possibly get up to $1.5 million or she gets 20% between whatever he makes between $52,000 and $1.5 million. Anything over $1.5, she gets just the 20% of the $1.5. I don't know. I'd have to be privy to the legal documents and I am not. And did you see where Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant, rest in soul, made an investment back in 2014 that is going to be worth now well over a couple hundred million dollars. He made a $6 million investment in 2014 in the body armor company.

Yeah. And now they just have a deal with Coca-Cola. so that could turn his investment into about $200 million or more because Coca-Cola has purchased a minority stake in the sports drink body armor. Wow. So, I mean, that's good for the Kobe family. Holy cow. Apparently, get this now, I know he made a lot of money over the years for sure. But he, over his 20-year career, earned over 700.

million dollars at least almost 700 million right i mean he i guess it said here is total earnings 680 million were the most ever by a team athlete during their playing career right okay so jordan only made 465 million i don't know how he lived uh during his playing career now jordan you know has continued to earn a huge amount of money after retirement hello he's michael jordan so he's already a billionaire. My gosh, these guys, man. Now you have individual sports players that have made more. Tiger, Floyd Mayweather.

I mean, those two guys made huge amounts of money, right, over their career. Anyway, congratulations to the Bryant family, who will certainly be happy with husband and dad's investment into body armor because it is now worth over $200 million. So, congratulations. Yeah. Thank you to all of you who have donated to my

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And Dave Chappelle was there because Chappelle was on hand to introduce Jay-Z at the event. And he started out with, I would like to apologize. Nah, I'm just laughing with y'all. Really funny. But I guess at the end they shook hands and hugged and kissed and made out in the back. even had a couple of pictures together. Maybe they just caught up and shook hands and posed for a picture together. It was something like that.

You know, I don't know if they made out or not. But I guess that means that everything's okay. Or at least you're just being, you know, cordial at this event. It was only supposed to do fight and argue? No. And especially now Netflix, the employees at the heart of the Chappelle controversy have now filed charges against the company. You know, at some point, at some point,

the straw breaks the camel's back, don't you think? So I guess the one manager was fired for organizing a walkout related to the Netflix support. I thought that person was given a job back. Maybe that was another one. Maybe that was another person. Anyway, she, oh yeah, because she leaked confidential information, right, which apparently, you know, she's denied. So it is an until proven guilty. know, we got it.

So apparently they're being sued now for unfair labor practice. Oh, come on. Unfair labor for Netflix. Okay, whatever. I hope that you can prove your case. Because unfair labor practices, does that have anything to do with the new Colin Capradic show on

Netflix, which shows the NFL tactics to slavery? Oh, isn't that nice? That video is absolutely agonizing. And it is amazing that they let that slide bud it's part of their limited series on colin capernick which is supposed to uh you know recount his formative years navigating race class and culture while

aspiring to greatness yeah how'd you navigate that Colin you know with your family and then going to college and then playing in the NFL you were so oppressed and And to try to compare the NFL to a slave auction is despicable. You spent years playing in the NFL, or at least attempting to play in the NFL. And it was your choice to leave. You weren't blackballed like you, like everyone to believe. And you even made a deal with the NFL and got money from them.

And now you spent years trying to get back into the NFL saying you were blackbell and wanted to play. And now you're claiming that it's all was just slavery. It's despicable. And I know that he, you know, I see that this is a recorded thing. I never see him do a live interview anywhere. I'd like to see that. I'd like to see him at least questioned a little bit.

I doubt that will happen. But I'd like to see it. I know he did an interview with the L.A. Times, I think. but it was an over-the-phone interview. It wasn't a... Well, that's a live interview, Jeff. Oh, no, it wasn't over-the-phone interview. It was an email interview.

So it wasn't even a live interview. It was, you know, I'd be surprised, so you'd be hard-pressed to prove that it was him answering the email. I don't know if it was or not. I'll believe him. He says that it was him. You know what? I believe him.

But we'll see. In an email interview, he claimed that he wants black and brown communities, particularly youth, to know we will face racism. We will face white supremacy. We will face oppressive systems. But we have the power to overcome them and the power to change them. I want them to know we don't have to accept the status quo. And ultimately, I want them to be their full selves and to stand firmly in their full power. Do you, Colin?

Maybe that's, I don't know, what America is. I haven't seen his show on Netflix. I can't wait, though. Colin in black and white. Man, I can't wait. I cannot wait. I'll watch it so you don't have to. Okay, I promise.

I'll watch it so you don't have to. But I sure, Zach, don't really want to. I mean, I am doing this for you. Well, we'll talk about it. You and I'll talk about it here on chewing the fat, okay? And it'll take me a little time to get through it because I don't know how long the episodes are. I don't really want to go and look, but I will. And just for you.

So I'll get back to you on the Collin Show, okay? I mean, I've got Succession. I've got Yellowstone getting ready to start up again. I've got Walking Dead or Fear of the Walking Dead. and World Beyond, which you can listen to talking Walking Dead. I do a show, a Monday show with Jason Buttrill and Maximus Fisher, my son, on The Walking Dead series on either Fear the Walking Dead, World Beyond, or Walking Dead. We're in the beginnings of season seven of Fear of the Walking Dead.

And anyway, you can listen just by being a subscriber to this show, chewing the fat. But, I mean, there's a lot to watch, a lot going down, a lot happening. Plus, you know, we're in the football season. I haven't got the World Series on. I was hoping to get that thing wrapped up last night, but nope, could the Braves win their fourth game? Nope, we're going to take it back to Houston. And I'll tell you another thing that makes me happy.

And I forget how much I love baseball when I watch the series and some of the playoff games. I don't really pay attention much during the year by watching it, but I forget how much I love baseball and how much I loved playing it over the years. But the one thing that makes me so happy about this World Series is that it is in Georgia, Atlanta, Georgia, to be specific, and in Texas, and Houston, obviously, to be specific

with the Astros taking on the Braves. But the two states that Major League Baseball hates the most being in, and yet they love taking the money from these two states. And the same city and stadium that they pulled the All-Star game out of, they got to go there for the World Series, and it would have been really fun to have the commissioner have to present them as the World Series champions in front of that crowd. Now, you know, obviously that's not going to happen because they go back to Houston,

and that's where we're playing the last two games as the Braves are up three games to two over Houston. But it still makes me happy that those two states are involved in the World Series. It makes Major League Baseball at least put their baseball tail between their legs just a little bit. All right, so the Food and Drug Administration granted emergency youth authorization for the Pfizer Biointech COVID-19 vaccines in children aged 5 to 11. Yay! The final concurrence from the Centers of Disease Control and Prevention is expected this week, making the shocks available to more than 28 million children. Data submitted for review, Pfizer reported the vaccine was found to be. 90.7% effective in preventing COVID-19 in the age group.

Okay, if that's what you say, no serious side effects were reported to date, really. But the experts are saying, it was such a small sample size. Huh. I mean, one story says the sample size was 3,100 children, and another story that I read says the study was 4,700 children. So I'm not sure. That's still a small amount of children, obviously. And within that study, both stories said that the vaccine was safe and that it was 90.7% effective in preventing symptomatic disease. Oh, okay.

Now, we do know that almost 2 million kids, ages 5 to 11, have been infected with COVID in the U.S., 8,300 have been hospitalized, and at least 170 have died. COVID has been the eighth biggest killer in kids in that age group, according to the CDC. The eighth biggest killer. It's down the line. I don't know that we need a vaccine for it. But obviously, if the CDC says we do, I mean, my gosh. While kids are much less likely than older folks to get seriously ill with COVID, to quote CDC director, Richel Willensky,

children are not supposed to die. Thank you, Dr. Walensky. Uptake is expected to be slower than previous rollouts. Yeah, no kidding until they start, you know, mandating the world for you. A survey found 27% of parents would have their children vaccinated once available. 33% said they would wait and see. 30% say they would definitely not. I mean, if you're getting your kid vaccinated with all the other vaccines,

you're going to be hard pressed to make an argument. that you can't do this one. I know. Right now, 78% of Americans, it still should be your right. I know. Don't look at me like that. I'm on your side.

To date, 78% of Americans over 12 have received at least one dose, including 97% of those over 65 years old. 95% of the people in America over 65 have been vaccinated. That's incredible. Meanwhile, the U.S. is averaging around 70,000 new cases a day, all right? Just over 1,400 daily deaths.

Wow, that's an awful lot. Anyway, get your vaccinations and be safe. Okay, that's all I can tell you because, wow. I mean, you know it's coming to, it's not going to be get your boosters. It's just going to be, are you up to date on your vaccines? And it's going to be, you know, COVID is going to be part of your up-to-dateiness. Yeah, you could quote me on that.

It will be part of your up-to-datedness. Yeah, yeah, that's it. I mean, more mandates are coming and they're, I mean, they're already here, really. I mean, we're talking about the military is going to lose thousands. The report I read this morning about the Air Force, and they're having the, uh, the rejection rates of thousands are trying to avoid shots. And they're, you know, saying nobody's getting the, nobody's getting any of the exemptions.

And we've talked about that here on this show before, you know, with most of the churches agreeing that the vaccine is fine, you're not going to be able to get that religious exemption. You just aren't. They're just not going to give it to you. And it's so bad now that we have the Australia, cartoonist that lost his job. And it was a funny cartoon.

The guy is really funny. His cartoon was showing the Tiananmen Square crackdown. And his Tiananmen Square in Australia was a tank with a syringe on it pointing to a human down. I mean, that's funny. And now he loses his job because of that. Are you kidding me? Come on now. If you can't take a little bit of heat.

I mean, we're obviously they can't. They can't take a little bit of heat. So that's where we're at around the world. That's for sure. Not quite as bad in the U.S., but pretty darn close. British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, yay! He welcomed world leaders. Yay!

To the climate talks in Glasgow. And he welcomed them with a stark warning. It's one minute to midnight, and we need to act now. Okay, thanks, Boris. He also warned of Uncontainable Public Anger if COP 26 If the summit fails on climate

Will there be public anger Boris? Will there be? And the UN chief These guys, man. We are digging our own graves. We must act to save humanity. Yeah, this is the guy that says

Elon Musk could you know, with his money could save world hunger. Really? Because he's $6 billion could world hunger. Elon said if you could make it, prove it to him, he'll give you the money. But you can't. Since you've already spent $8 billion in the past, at least maybe even more than that, really. That was probably one year. You guys are sickening.

So more than 120 world leaders have confirmed as attending the cop 26 in person. That was right after, I mean, they were all in Rome for the, you know, G20 summit. Yay. I mean, you got Biden there. You got Kerry there. John Kerry, that is. Queen Elizabeth, not attending, but she definitely would have been there. She's down for the count now.

She's close. She's not going to be with us much longer. They're dragging out Obama to cover for the lackings of Joe Biden. Really pathetic and agonizing. Greta will be there. Prince Charles. Prince William. Stella McCartney, after all her money from De Niro.

Designer Stella McCartney, whatever. David Attenborough is going to be there. That's great. He, of course, is a cop 26. People's advocate. Oh, that's great. Now, of course, Cheesing Ping, Vladimir Putin, and Brazil's

Hyalbosanaro are not going to be there. I guess they showed up for the G20, you know, on Skype, but I don't know if they might have had their own special Zoom channel. I don't know. I just know they weren't there in person. So they're not showing up for COP26 either. Greenhouse gas emissions need to drop by almost 50%, this is according to them, by 2030 to avoid the worst impacts of climate change.

Oh, no. Oh, no. And you know what? even if all the countries reach the goals set in the Paris deal, yeah, we're going to hit some of our worst case scenarios by the end of the century. Are we going to hit some of our worst case scenarios? Or will we just renegotiate the worst case scenarios?

Because that's what's been going on for a bunch of years. So here's what happens now. More than 200 countries are meeting in Glasgow. It's the 26th session of this meet. if they have 12 days to come up with new promises on how they're going to step it up. And according to this article, nationalism is on the rise. And two of the worst emitters, China and the U.S. are at odds. And at least three leaders from Iran, Brazil, and Russia aren't even going.

And while the Biden administration could be talking a big talk, a member of the president's party, Senator Joe Manchin, has been blocking action in Congress. You bastard, Joe Manchin, for not wanting to spend trillions of dollars that's going to make this country better. You bastard. Now, they did agree, at least at the G20 this past weekend. They were going to stop funding coal power plants abroad. So I'm not really sure what that means, except. if you're a coal power plant, good luck

getting money. I mean, that was Obama's deal, right? I mean, I can't believe we're dragging him out either. Just agonizing, man. So, apparently, we have goals for the COP26 Climate Summit in Glasgow. That's the G20 that

agreed to stop funding coal power plants abroad. But the goals of COP26, according to Alak Sharma, the lawmaker and the cop 26 president has said he wants this year's conference to reach agreement on a number of key targets keeping the goal of 1.5 alive, which can involve anything from reaching net zero by

mid-century to slashing greenhouse gases more aggressively over this decade, putting an end to the use of coal, which G20 leaders failed to agree on in room. Well, they didn't put an end to it. They just agreed to stop funding the plants. Yeah, because if they put an end to it, you douche, we won't any power, leaders talk about ending unabated coal, which means some coal would continue to be used if the greenhouse gas emissions from it are removed. Providing $100 billion in annual climate financing, which wealthy nations agreed to do by 2020 to help developing countries transition to low-carbon economies and adapt to the impacts of the crisis. I want to go on record, I really don't give a crap about them, but that makes me an evil person. Making all new car sales zero emissions

within 14 to 19 years, ending and reversing deforestation by the end of the decade, as forests play a crucial role in removing carbon from the atmosphere. And last but not least, according to the Alaksharma key targets, reducing emissions from methane. That's a potent gas with more than 80 times the warming power of carbon dioxide. The U.S. and EU are leading a pledge to slash 30% of methane emissions by, 2030. Good! Good! I can't wait. I can't wait. So that's good news coming from COP 26. A lot of goods going to come from that. A lot of goods are going to come from that. Biden will be asleep through most

of it and Barack Obama, former President Barack Obama will be there to pick up the slack and make sure that we sign on do some great deals. Right? Yes, of course. And aside from all that, we had President Biden meeting with the Pope this weekend, too, before the G20 or during the G20 or whenever the hell those guys were meeting. But he met with the Pope. And what a fun time that was. According to Biden's people, the Pope told him to keep taking communion and called him a good Catholic.

Huh. Because the Vatican didn't confirm that. So, I mean, could it be true? Sure. Is it true? I mean, we'll see. I mean, the Pope has said before that, uh, the, even people, it's up to the people to decide

whether they take communion. Communities there for everyone. At least that's what this Pope believes. And we had the poopie pants. That's right. We had the poopie pants conspiracy, the bathroom mishap.

We don't know that it's true. It was just reported around Rome that Biden meeting with the Pope was unusually long because Biden had a bit of an bathroom accident at the Vatican had to be addressed prior to him leaving. And so, I mean, it was an actual rumor going around Rome. Do you think it happened?

No. But sadly, in today's world, when you have a president like President Biden has been, if you hear a story that he had a bathroom mishap, you think, oh, well, yeah, that probably could be true. Sad. Sad. I mean, when you hear a story about someone pooping their pants at the White House, it should be the president, right? It should be a weather guy from a TV network. Maybe it's just me.

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