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And now
Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher
I want to start today with
Good News
Yeah
This is even better news
Because it brings back the Music Man memories
76 trombones
Oh with 110 cornets
Right behind
No never mind
I don't want to sing music man
I just want to say
What's good news
The Macy's
Thanksgiving Day parade
is going to return
in person this year.
And yes, we don't have to have that virtual parade.
You're actually going to be able to be streetside
when the band marches by with the music band.
That's awesome.
You know, a lot of people probably don't know
about the music man, but it was a film, a musical,
back at 1962.
We've got trouble right here in River City.
So the capital T, and that rides with P, and that stands for pool.
And that also stands for welcome, welcome to chewing the fat.
All right, sure there's a lot of good news and other more good news that we'll get to today on chewing the fat.
But I have a new favorite football coach, and I thought I'd share him with you.
His name is Jeff Banks.
He's a football coach for the assistant.
one of the assistants for the University of Texas.
And he's up for the Washington State job.
But it looks like he might not be able to take it.
And now he might be out of the running, actually.
Because he's a great coach.
He's making a million a year.
He's up for the job.
He was a former Washington State player.
And he was part of Nick Sabin's staff at one time.
So, I mean, the guy's got credentials, and he's, you know, he's an up and, he's one of those up and covers.
But his girlfriend, she's a stripper here.
And she also has a pet, I'm sorry, an emotional support animal, which is her monkey.
And so a lot of times she performs with her monkey.
and with the coach too, if you know what I'm saying.
And so apparently in Washington State, you can't have a pet like that.
So if he wants to take the gig, it either has to be a long-distance relationship.
I think that would be a tough relationship to be in with a stripper and her monkey.
Or she could leave the monkey.
and, you know, move to Washington State with Jeff,
but, you know, you just don't foresee that actually happening.
Now, I don't know what's happening in Jeff's life,
which this is what might actually, you know,
put him out of the running for the head coach job,
because when he met the Pole assassin,
he left his ex, he left his, who is now his ex-wife
and three kids.
And it's now with the pole assassin and her monkey.
So perhaps Washington State may be rethinking even just putting his name out there.
But it's possible.
You never know.
And I want him.
I want him to just stay right here in Texas.
Because now that I know he's out there with his poll assassin,
and her monkey,
I mean, I'm almost a Texas fan.
I really am.
All right.
I mean, it's enough of that.
Anyway, Jeff, good luck.
God bless you, buddy.
We're all with you.
We're all rooting for you.
And I'm sure that the pole assassin needs her emotional support animal.
So we got that.
So we had the big voting day going out of there.
the votes all around the country.
We know that
Adams won the mayor's race
in New York. That was pretty much
that was going to happen. I know everybody
kind of wanted Slewa, but that
was not going to happen.
We had Minneapolis vote down
the kicking out
of the police department. Remember they were going to
come up with the Department of Public
Safety.
And so
they were just going to, it was still possible to
have police officers, but
But probably not.
We weren't going to have that.
But that got voted down.
Now, apparently people in Minneapolis said,
you know what?
We want the police department.
We kind of like to have that.
And we have the New Jersey governor's race.
At the time of this recording,
that has not been decided yet.
And it's looking like they are finding more votes for Murphy as time goes.
So good.
Good for Governor.
Murphy because you want that to you want that to happen and do we know if the trans non-binary
candidate in Pennsylvania won Tyler Titus who won the Democratic primary in Erie County
was up for election and I don't know if the trans non-binary candidate in Erie County
Pennsylvania won we're going to have to check that out and congratulations to
the Atlanta Braves for winning the World Series.
Again, remember, we talked about it, man.
It was nothing better than having the state of Texas
and the state of Georgia competing for the World Series.
Just a quick little up finger to Major League Baseball.
And you know what finger I'm putting up.
Oh, and we do have an update on Tyler Titus.
Okay, and Erie, Pennsylvania, the trans-9 binary candidate.
that he was running against Brenton Davis,
who claimed victory.
But Tyler is not conceding
until all the votes are counted.
So he's out.
Have a nice day, Tyler.
Good luck. God bless.
I mean, I guess maybe Tyler
could maybe have a trunk full of tickets.
I mean, voting applications in his trunk.
But, you know, it looks like he lost.
gosh darn it
gosh darn it
and then we had
and I failed to mention the biggest one
Terry McCollough
oh bye bye have a nice day
they did not want anything to do
with him in Virginia and they pulled out
every gun they had
to get with I mean literally
the only other gun left was
the real one
and since the Clintons were involved
it's possible that could have happened
no stop it
didn't happen
and stop it.
That's what I'm saying.
They pulled out every gun
except the gun that
I don't know if Hillary brought one with her
or not. I don't know.
It was possible. Vote for
McCarthy!
Oh!
That person looked like he was not going
to vote for McCarthy, so we took care of it.
No, it didn't happen. Stop it.
But we know that
what's his name? Youngton?
Yon.
I love him.
He's a
great.
He's better than
what's his name?
Yeah, Terry McCallough.
What I call him?
McCarthy?
Same thing.
Same guy.
McCallough, McCarthy.
Yonken.
Youngston.
Whatever.
They're just politicians.
Oh, I know.
I needed to set the record
straight.
The other day, I talked about
Kobe Bryant.
Bye, Jeffie.
is this enough?
Am I interrupting you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were recording.
Lights on.
We're recording, babe.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was trying to work earlier,
and then you yelled at me.
So now I'm going to yell at you
while you're trying to work.
How are you, Jeffrey?
Fine, thank you.
Okay, thank you.
Get out.
Get the fuck out.
Okay.
Oh, you're going to have to edit that?
I wanted to apologize
and set the record straight
about the Kobe Bryant.
situation.
Okay.
The other day, I talked about him and his estate getting a couple hundred million for
his investment in 2014 of $6 million into the body armor sports drink.
Well, Coca-Cola decided that very afternoon or the next day.
The original story was like they were going to buy a percentage of it, like 20% of the,
of the body-arting company.
Well, then they said, you know what?
You know what?
You know what?
We're just going to buy it all.
We'll just buy it all.
So the whole thing, I mean, Coca-Cola said, yeah, it's, you know what?
We're taking it all for, well, the total was $5.6 billion.
So the Bryant estate is looking at, I don't know, at least a half a billion, maybe more,
from a $6 million investment in 2014.
Now, you can hate them.
You can hate capitalism if you want, but that's a pretty good deal.
And Kobe was a pretty smart guy, but I wanted to apologize because originally I said that the family was only going to get a small percentage of that deal.
And which was true if that was the deal, but that ended up not being the deal.
So, anyway, congratulations to Kobe and the family.
I'm here if you get tired of not knowing what to do with the money.
You think to yourself, we've got so much.
We've just got so much.
We don't know what to do with it.
Chewing the fat.
Jeff Fisher.
Email me. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
You know what?
You can direct message me on Twitter at Jeffie JFR.
You can direct message me on Instagram or Facebook, Jeff Fisher,
Radio as well.
And just let me know.
Say, hey, Jeff, Kobe's estate here.
We don't know what to do with this extra 50 million we've got laying around.
How about you take it?
And okay, I will.
No problem.
I'm probably sure that's not going to happen.
I'm probably sure they're going to end up, I don't know,
buying a place next to Jeff Bezos's new place.
So I see where they had a big story about him and his new yacht.
That we all, I think we have all seen the pictures of the Bezos yacht,
which is really a ship.
I mean, it's pretty incredible.
But it's now reported that he purchased what's being called a,
massive Hawaiian compound.
Now, to me, that would be, I don't know, an island,
but, all right, whatever.
Maybe he didn't buy the whole thing.
But the compound is only worth $78 million.
I mean, good for him, and $78 million?
That's like he whips out his wallet.
How much is this thing?
Can I give you cash today?
I mean, the full price might have been, you know, 90 million.
And Jeff opens up his wallet.
all I got 78 million cash.
Will that work?
Sure, that'll be fine.
No problem.
So according to real estate records,
the home known as the Carter Estate
was last sold
in 1996
for 4.2 million.
That seems like
a pretty steep incline
So maybe Jeff, I would think that Jeff is smarter than to let people know it was him that wanted the property.
You know, you sent somebody like, I don't know, me to go in and go, oh, just looking around for this, you know, Bill's investment group.
And I was thinking about how much you offer this dump.
And then, you know, it ends up being Bezos's place.
But I guess not.
So the original sailboast 14.97 acres, oceanfront land.
I mean, hello, it's an island.
So if you're not getting ocean front land on an island,
what are you doing?
Just working there?
The people that aren't on the ocean on an island,
you're the workers.
You're working at Jeff's house.
Anyway, which is not a bad thing.
I'm judging.
So it's the land accompanied with two acres of a deeded cove that is part of the Pacific Ocean and the only private white sand beach onto Maui.
So, I mean, Jeff now I guess technically owns part of the ocean and part of the ocean and part of
a cove and a beach
good luck
walking along the beach on that man
oh that's beautiful over there
let's go walk over there
oh no honey
no don't go down there that's a private beach
kids kids
get back here
so the transaction
I guess
closed around 78 million.
So now, I mean, Bezos apparently is like the most expensive residential purchase to happen on the island.
I guess somebody else spent $45 million on some dump.
But so, it's not $78 million of Jeff Bezos money.
So now he's got a cove to park the ship in.
And he's got the island, he's got the island space.
and he's got the new girlfriend, wife, whatever she is,
and he's still fighting Elon for ruler of space
because he's pissed at SpaceX.
He sued him, and he's got the government to halt some of the payments to SpaceX,
and we talked yesterday about him launching internet satellites now
sometime next year because he's trying to get in on the SpaceX internet satellite business.
business just because he's jealous at Elon.
I want to do that.
I'm Jeff Bezos.
I can do that.
Yes, you can't, Jeff.
Yes, you can't.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink.
Desperately.
Oh, my gosh.
That is so good.
Why didn't I know about this guy?
There's a story about a radio host here in Texas, right?
here in the DFW area.
William Neal,
Doc Gallagher.
Okay?
I mean, the guy is going to prison.
Why didn't I know him?
Maybe I should just say,
wait, why are we putting radio people in jail?
Maybe that should be the angle, but
I just want to know why I didn't know him.
So he's going to jail.
He got a 30-year sentence and a
25-year sentence that are to run
concurrently, and he's
80. Probably a life
sentence. You don't know.
He might be okay.
He might pull it out.
You never know.
But apparently, he was scamming his listeners.
And the phrase used was,
bilked elderly listeners out of millions of dollars.
So he had a thing called Gallagher Financial Group.
And some people got on the stand and said,
we had to sell our homes.
We had to borrow money from our children.
we had to get part-time jobs.
That's his fault?
Well, yes, he was kind of running a Ponzi scheme.
And he,
he's like the Fort Worth,
the Fort Worth, what's his name?
Bernie Madoff?
Yeah, the Fort Worth Madoff.
Yeah, that's what he is.
He's the Fort Worth Madoff.
And plus, I mean,
come on now.
Madoff spit at the few million
that this guy took.
Right?
Come on.
What was the total that he ended?
ended up with.
He amassed
32 million in laws.
Bernie made off.
He was doing 32 million a day.
Come on now.
So,
he's pleaded guilty to charges
in Dallas County.
He's pleaded guilty now
in Tarrant County.
Those are all DFW counties.
In fact, where this show
originates, either at
the Mercury Studios or at the
Fisher Compound, the
trailer park, is in
one of those two counties.
So, I mean, I'm part of,
that's why I'm so,
man, I didn't know this guy.
So he advertised on Christian radio,
and he was out, he was a host.
Was he buying time on both those radio stations, right?
Was he buying time on one of the big stations,
a monster station of one, you know,
classic station, WBAP, 820 a.m.
Here in Dallas.
And, and he was also working at,
What's the God station?
Oh, K-A-M.
K-A-M.
M. K-A-M.
K-A-M.
What's the numbers?
It's 7-70.
7-70 K-A-M.
Okay, so he's on, I mean, it's fine radio station.
I love them both.
It's fine.
Just, let me alone.
But he would promote his business in books.
Okay.
So what's wrong with him selling books?
I mean, if he's selling books
and you're investing in his companies through his books,
is that wrong?
I guess it is.
Anyway, he would, in his books,
and on his, you know, radio shows,
I mean, he would always end all his radio ads
and radio shows with,
see you in church on Sunday.
That is awesome.
I mean, terrible, terrible.
so his investment book one of them was called Jesus Christ money master think about it now you're
investing with this guy I might have even considered it you know if I had some money
which I don't but Jesus Christ money master see you in church on Sunday I I don't I don't I
almost said I love this guy and that would be wrong. I hate this guy. He's a criminal,
bilking people out of money, bilking people out of their hard-earned money just so he could live a
life of leisure. Thank God he's in prison now. I'd like to talk to this guy, man. I should try
to interview him. That would be a fascinating interview just to hear Doc Gallagher's side of his
Ponzi scheme, how he tried to help these people, how he tried to do things to better
the betterment of these people's lives because Jesus Christ,
if you read Jesus Christ Money Master, you know, you know, the case.
Now, some people would say that's really not what happened in the Bible.
You know, if you want to start bogging people down with your whole Bible facts, fine.
But Doc Gallagher has got a different view, okay?
and if you want to know what that view is,
well, we'll see you in church on Sunday.
Okay, before I tell you some more good news,
I'm going to tell you some sad news.
I've got to throw in some sad news, okay?
Dole fresh vegetables.
I know.
I know the dull, fresh vegetables
are we calling bags of their garden salad,
sold in 10 states.
A sample had tested positive for Listeria.
So, you know, it's only, look, it's just potentially a deadly infection.
We've talked about Listeria before.
And no illnesses have been reported.
Huh.
No illnesses have been reported from a salad.
Huh.
Now, they were sold in Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, and Virginia.
Holy cow.
It was easier to name the states it wasn't sold in.
includes the 12-ounce bags of Kroger Classic Garden Salad.
I don't know how, I mean, my refrigerator is full of the 12-ounce bag.
Well, my refrigerator is full of the larger bags of the Kroger Classic Garden Salad.
The 12-ounce is just too darn small.
Maybe that's why nobody's gotten sick because everybody buys the bigger bags.
I mean, you know, possible.
Anyway, so if you get the Dole-Kroger...
12 ounce bag of classic garden salad.
I was going to recall.
And you need to go ahead and stop eating it immediately.
If you haven't opened the bag,
don't open it, throw it away,
or return it obviously to the place of purchase.
And, you know, nobody wants Listeria.
You can quote me on that.
But nobody wants Listeria.
But if you get it, really.
I mean, you're going to have maybe, you know, a fever, maybe a headache, some stiffness,
maybe some nausea, abdominal pain, diarrhea.
But I don't think you're going to have, I'm pretty sure you were good.
So quit your whining.
I love those garden salads.
Just leave it there.
Just left it out there.
I love those garden salads.
Oh, really? I do.
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Hey, remember to, if you can, I want to thank everyone who has donated to my fundraiser
for our rescue. You can donate by, I have the link in my bios on my social media accounts,
Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Instagram, and Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. You can, the link there is
for the fundraiser. I'm trying to raise some money for the people who have been rescued from
human slavery and oh you are our rescue does that and they do great work but it costs money to do
that and it costs money to uh take care of the survivors and i'm trying to raise at least enough
for a year you know it takes six thousand dollars to pay for legal documents medical travel
uh food water lodging transportation education vocational training for one year to get people you know
reacclimated to real life outside of you know
being a sex slave.
So I'm trying to raise money for that,
and you can donate for that.
And then I'm going to shave my head.
To be honest, I cannot wait to shave my head.
I'm going to do it November 19th
on my Facebook and Instagram account.
I was originally said,
well, if I don't reach $6,000,
then, you know, I'm not going to shave my head.
But I am so sick of my hair, I can't stand.
This is the longest my hair has been,
since I can remember.
I mean, it's got to go.
It is driving me insane.
Every day I look at the mirror and I'm like, ooh.
And that doesn't have anything to do with my hair.
And then I get to my hair.
I mean, just think of that.
All right.
I mean, once in a while you try to look to the mirror
and at least, you know, think of something good, right?
Now I got nothing.
That's like the old joke, right,
with the woman looking in the mirror.
And the husband's laying on the bed
And the wife is looking in the mirror
And she's standing there
And she goes, man, my arms are getting flabby
I've got my thighs are getting flabby
I just don't feel
This don't feel nice
I need somebody to tell me something good about myself
Tell me something good about myself
I think you still have your eyesight
As you know
No one
Supports marathons
More than this show
Chewing the fat
is a big supporter of marathons.
We know we've learned why they are 26.2 miles.
We know the history there.
And we know how important it is
for people running in marathons
what it means to them.
Now we have a story about a marathon runner,
this Tamara Torlickson,
Torlacson.
And Torlaxson, that's her name, okay?
Tamara Terlachson.
Okay.
She is like a well-oiled machine.
And she was running in a race in 2018.
And she said that, you know, before every race,
she has a bowel movement.
Makes sense.
So every time you're competing for any kind of,
whatever athlete you are,
you know, prior to the beginning of whatever sport you're competing in,
you usually are excited and your body's pumped up
so you want to take care of, you know,
your body prior to whatever athletic event you're participating in.
Makes sense.
But she told the story of how she did that
and then she started running at about halfway through the race.
She realized, oh, I need to go to the bathroom again.
What do you do?
You're in the middle of a marathon.
She's right now,
she knows in her head that she's achieving a personal record.
She is moving in this marathon.
She's becoming a legend in marathoning.
And, you know, when you think of marathoning,
you think a Tamara Torlickson.
I mean, you just do.
But what do you do?
She doesn't want to stop.
You can't pull off and, you know, hit the outhouse.
hit the, you know, the plastic Johnny.
Because, I mean, then you're, you just,
you mean, now you're behind.
You can't make a pit stop while you're marathoning.
What is it?
A race car, NASCAR race?
No.
So she decided, you know,
I'm just going to go over two of my shorts
and continue on the race.
Now, apparently, nobody knew.
Right.
No way.
No way you're running a marathon.
And you see how close those runners are?
I mean, I realize Tamara is a legend in the marathoning business.
But, I mean, unless she's out in front with the Kenyans,
I doubt it.
She's in the crowd.
She's in the pack.
She may be setting a personal record,
but she's not up front with the Kenyans going the wrong way.
This is not happening.
so look I thought you know is it possible to poop while I was running yep and I didn't want
I didn't want one poop to mess it all up how many times have you said that in your life right
I mean I'm right there with you tomorrow Torlickson I didn't want one poop to mess it all up I am right there
with you so without stopping she took care of business and
you know, she had to focus even more then.
Well, yeah.
Duh.
Now, her quote in here is that I don't think anyone noticed.
But I didn't give a crap.
She used the S word.
If they did, obviously not.
But she did give a crap.
wait no she she did a crap she didn't give a crap that has a little difference okay whatever that's
so apparently when she got to the end she yelled to her friends
i put my pass now i find that hard to believe i mean you're tired you just run what is it 26.2 miles
and you're doing your personal best you're setting a record and you're down to the end you see your
friends and you yell,
I put my piss!
No, I'm sorry, no,
I don't believe it. But then she quickly
went to the medical tent
for baby wipes and
cleaned up in a porta potty.
I mean, yeah.
Holy cow, I mean, you're talking
about a rash and
nastiness and how? You don't know. I don't know if she
was eating Kroger salads.
I don't know what she was eating.
You don't know what happened.
apparently they haven't posted any pictures
I think we should go back
and take a look at this
race
in OHA California
perhaps there's some pictures of
before and after
tomorrow the legend before
the legend after
I mean
do I want to see that
yeah
I'll look
I'll look
There was due to feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad.
No, she didn't say that at all.
She said that it was in her pants, and she said no one noticed, or she didn't think anyone noticed.
But, I mean, wasn't as bad as that.
Holy cow.
And she wasn't even as bad.
I mean, she waited at least a few years.
We found out from what's his face, you pooped your pants?
Oh, I poop my pants.
but I mean
we found out that
I mean he was proud of it
that was because he had his stomach
he was promoting his weight loss
from his stomach surgery
and he was saying that he had to watch
what he was eating
and you have to when you have stomach surgery
so I'm told
and he ate something
that he wasn't supposed to
some chicken wing or something
I think that was the full story
when he was last so you pooped your pants
I put my pants I put my pants
I mean
he just left his dirt
dirty underwear in the White House bathroom?
That whole story is just agonizing.
That's all I know.
What are you going to do with it?
What was to carry it around with me?
Yeah.
Tamara did?
Tomorrow just walked around with it.
I mean, it's kind of, I mean, maybe you open up the bathroom door in the White House.
Hey, can I see you for a second?
I need a new trash bag.
I got a, I made a mess and I need a new trash bag.
Can you throw this out for me?
The Secret Service would be like, no, we got, the cleaners will get it, bro.
Hey, did Barack leave?
Because I don't want him to, I don't want them to see this, okay?
But I, you pooped your pants?
I pooped my pants.
So let's say you make a mess with your,
pants or your shirt or whatever and you need to run out and buy some new clothes i see the story and i
kind of like it but i don't know how it's going to work so ralph loren love ralph lauren is it loren
loren loren whatever i mean i am fashion so it's ralph loren okay and he's been a you know
cutting edge designer and you know fashion east uh forever and i love his clothes he doesn't have
a lot of fat guy ralph loren clothes which i really am bummed
about because I like
I like
polo clothes.
I mean, I'm wearing, I love my polo socks,
everything.
I mean, I found a pair.
My favorite pair of polo socks
was in a display at a store,
and I made the guy take them out of the display.
Because I was like,
you got any more of those socks right there?
Because I love them.
These polo socks are so comfortable.
And he goes,
ah, we're all out.
I haven't had them in a while.
I said, well, how much are those?
I don't know.
I'll sell them to you for like five bucks.
Okay.
Get them out of the display.
Took them ten minutes to find the key to get into the display.
I didn't even know where it was.
That's how long that display was there.
But I got some nice polo socks, man.
Original cut.
I know.
Anyway, so what they're trying to do is they think that they're going to give a new
unique retail experience, which they believe is critical to apparel company.
Okay, I'll give you that
All right, because they want, you know,
that's their efforts to bring shoppers back
post-pandemic.
All right.
So what they're,
what they want to do is they want to have your polo shirts
dyed in store.
I don't know.
I don't know that I like it.
I mean, the textile dying,
I believe,
and I could be wrong about this.
Maybe it's different than what I'm used to dyeing shirts.
It's kind of a toxic process.
And so they have, you know, there's, I guess with the innovation, with the technology,
I guess maybe we have a more eco-friendly dying process now.
But, you know, okay, it's still a chemical intensive process, right?
So are you going to have, you know, Ant-Milly?
dipping your shirts into the purple dye?
And, I mean, come on now.
Are you going to trust Aunt Millie to have it in there and hold it right?
It's going to, it just feels like it's going to lower the polo quality.
I mean, you know what you're getting.
You want.
You have a good product.
I just feel like it's, I don't know.
I just, I feel like you're degrading the polo experience.
man it's ralph loren
do i want
the ralph lorenne
pink polo
that's maybe a little darker pink
than it should be because aunt milly
kept it in too long
or the pink was in the
dye bottle
too long or was not long enough
yeah my aunt's arms
have been pink for three weeks after she bought me
that shirt i don't know
and don't look at me
like, oh, he's wearing a pink shirt.
Hello.
It's Ralph Lauren.
Anyway.
Anyway, we'll see.
It just seems like on top.
And then there's another thing.
When you dye clothes, D-I-E.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure you use a lot of water.
So.
with California drying up
are these stores not going to be available?
I mean, they're telling people
they can't water their lawns.
Farmers are
shutting down fields
because they can't get enough water.
And we're going to be okay with
having Aunt Millie pusher blue shirt
into the dye at the store.
I don't know.
The whole color on demand thing?
No, I kind of like the idea of
and again, I know. I get it.
I get it.
It's a new world.
order. I got it. I can watch
Pinterest TV now and I can order my shirt.
Well, I'm watching Pinterest TV.
I love it. I'm good with it.
I just feel like the on-demand
being able to walk in and dyeing
my own Ralph Lauren's shirt
isn't the best
plan.
Maybe it's just me.
All right, so tomorrow I'm going to do
a little investigating, find out what is going on
with this Alec Baldwin case. What's happening?
I want to know how the investigation
is going, I want to know where we're at.
Because we ran into Alec last week,
coming out of a restaurant with the wife,
and he told us that it was an ongoing investigation.
And, you know, obviously it was an accident.
He actually did, I know he's an actor, I got it,
but he actually did seem remorseful.
And I know we've seen,
we've seen in pictures with the family and everything.
So I believe that is remorseful.
We know Hollywood is trying to attempt now.
Guns, we can't use guns.
No guns in movies anymore.
more. Okay. That's a good idea. And then I saw his daughter who was out Ireland, and she's the one that he
hollered at, right? She was the fat pig, right? Ireland was. I know it was a long time ago,
but she was the one. Well, she got slammed because she dressed up in an outfit oozing fake blood
like she was shot
and the boyfriend or hubby had the same thing on
you know it's supposed to be I guess tone deaf
and might be just a way to kind of say
hey dad happy Halloween
I love that
tone deaf or not that's awesome
on her body call me a fat pig again
you know 10 years ago do that
so and then we had the lady
that pulled a gun on a kid
trick or treating
now that's some serious business people coming to your house man and you pull a gun on them
so apparently this was here in texas i mean where else you're going to pull a gun on somebody but
in this great state of texas maybe there should be some better i'm all for anybody having a gun i
don't care if you have a gun or not and i don't care if you carry it be carried out in the open
let me see it but you probably should have some kind of training right you kind of have some
kind of training.
So apparently this
this trick-or-treater comes up.
Trick-or-Tree!
And I was just in shock.
It was Halloween. There are kids everywhere.
How could somebody just come out with a weapon and scare these kids?
Well, it is Halloween.
So, I mean, she didn't just come out and say,
Trick-or-Tree!
She wasn't shooting kids.
kids? Although, I mean, it could have happened.
Thankfully, no child was hurt.
And police quickly rushed into this normally quiet neighborhood.
Because, I mean, there were some police that had their guns already drawn.
Okay.
I mean, I know that they have to be safe.
I get it.
But maybe it was just a, you know, crazy trick-or-treat trick.
Treat, trick.
Or maybe it was just, you know, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
That's what she's being charged with.
So apparently she just didn't want people coming up and trick or treat and at her house.
Maybe you stay away from the house.
I mean, I did have somebody come to my house after I shut the light off.
I mean, we had tons of people at my house.
My neighborhood, they were busting them in, man.
I felt like they opened the border up.
I'm coming to my neighborhood for Halloween.
And at one point, I'm out of candy.
It's over.
I'm done.
I'm done.
It's over.
I got to save something for me.
My daughter hasn't come home yet with her stash, so I got to save some.
And so I shut the light off.
And not long, it was like five minutes later.
Take her tea!
I mean, if I had a bet this lady, could have happened.
I opened the door.
I was like, dude, the lights out.
Lights out.
Candy's over.
I mean, thank you.
You don't come up to the house.
Get out.
That mystically candy just didn't appear.
The stuff I've got saved is for me.
Get off my property.
And then we had the lady who apparently accidentally fired her gun at a basketball game.
Now, I mean, it wasn't.
She didn't like, oh my God, I can't believe you scored a basket.
It wasn't that.
It wasn't that.
Or my son has got to play, coach.
It wasn't that.
It wasn't that.
It was apparently her reaching into her purse.
Oh, what did I do?
Here, let me give you my number.
Oh, oh, gosh darn it.
I'm so sorry.
How silly me.
I was just, I was just reaching in to get my phone.
I forgot I had my.
Oh, gosh darn it.
Oh, it's a good thing I didn't hit anybody.
She is lucky she didn't head anybody.
I mean, even herself.
All right, I mean, you're digging through your purse and, you know,
oh, what did I do with that?
Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, you end up shooting your, that's what happens.
That's how people end up.
That's how people hurt themselves.
Okay, gun safety needs to be taught.
That's for sure, all right?
I know it's time to get out of here.
I could yap for some more.
I know it's a surprise, but I,
I could, yep, for some more time.
I want to be with you.
So I'll tell you what, I'll leave you.
Today is happy birthday to Dame Anna Wintour.
Happy birthday, Anna Wintour.
Fashion icon, born in 1949, happy birthday.
And I'll leave you with a Dame Anna Wintur quote today on chewing the fat, okay?
The best way to make a dream come true.
is to wake up.
What did I do with that phone?
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