Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 746 | Never Been Criminally Charged | Guest: Kris Cruz

Episode Date: November 5, 2021

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Destination Bangor, Maine. All right, I'm sorry. I just got done listening to Roger Miller, King of the Road. I have no idea why it was playing. I have no idea why it was on. If we're celebrating Roger Miller, we can look it up to see if it's Roger Miller Day, International Day. I don't know. I just know that I just heard it, and now I can't get it out of my head.

So I'm helping it along, hoping to get it out of my head and put it into your head. All right. So I ain't got no cigarettes. Me and Roger are the same. Two hours of pushing broom. Bies a 8 by 12. And you know, for years I always, when I was singing that song, I always say out loud 8 by 10, 4-bit room. But listening to it today for the first time in a long time,

I guess because it's, if it isn't Roger Miller International Day, it should be. That it's four by 12, you know, two hours of pushing broom, buys a 8 by 12, 4-bit room. No phone, no pool, no pets. All right, all right, all right. I just want to sing the entire song. Let it roll. We've got for Roger Miller, King of the Road.

Ladies and gentlemen, Roger, get on out here. How long has he been dead? Seriously. How long has Roger Miller been dead? I bet until Roger Miller died in the 80s. Right? He was, because, you know, he was a big star, man.

Back in the 60s and 70s. Roger Miller, he was huge. Did a TV show. Go ahead, Gorby. What, give me his date of birth and his date of death. All right. It was born January 2nd, 1936 in Fort Worth, Texas. Nice. That's the international Roger Miller Day right here as we broadcast from close to Fort Worth.

Fort Worth land. And died October 25th, 1992 in L.A. Oh, he made it out of the 80s. He made it into the 90s. Incredible. I must have... 92. What was I doing in 92? Anyway, I don't know, but I don't remember Roger dying. That's why I was thinking it was the 80s. But I guess I still had some memory loss into the 90s, too. As it kind of... kind of molded over into the early 90s. I don't remember much of that. So we'll move on from Roger Miller.

Sorry, you know. No phone, no pool, no pets. I ain't got no cigarettes. I'm a man of me. All right, all right. Oh, man. And every lock that ain't locked with no one's around. Don't eat the cupcakes, okay?

Don't eat the cupcakes. I know. Tasty cake is now recalled some cupcakes. Sad. So flower foods has voluntarily recalled some tasty cake cupcakes because they may be contaminated with tiny fragments of metal mesh wire. Yum! Man, do I want to take a bite into a tasty cake? cupcake and have metal mesh wire.

Oh, man, what's going on there? So no injuries have been reported yet. So, I mean, if you're, let's say you're under the influence and you come home and you're, you want to get a couple of snacks before you're ready to pass out on the sofa. Now, there's a box of tasty cakes sitting in the cupboard and you pound down a couple and you bite into the first one and it's some kind of mesh crunch. You just pass out. You've moved on.

You're not complaining. But there has been not reported. So they were only distributed in New York, Delaware, Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Washington, D.C., and West Virginia. That's it, though. Just then. It's the Tasty Cake chocolate cupcakes. The Tasty Cake cream-filled chocolate cupcakes. Oh, yeah.

Those are good. Tastycake buttercream, ice cream filled chocolate cupcakes. I'm not a fan of those, but, you know, whatever. They're here. I'm going to eat them. And the Tasty Cake buttercream, iced cream filled chocolate cupcakes. Wait. Tasty cake, buttercream, ice cream filled chocolate.

Oh, that's the 14.7.4 ounces. It's up 14.74 ounces. Two count packs. And then the Tastycake, buttercream, ice cream, filled chocolate cupcake. sold individually. So, I mean, be careful. That's all I'm saying. If you have tasty cakes, take them back where you bought them

or throw them away, but don't let the kids bite into them. You don't want your kid walking around with a metal fence coming out of their mouth. You can quote me on that. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. So those of us that have T-Mobile, yeah. Bite it, okay? We got T-Mobile.

mobile and we got 5G okay we're living large because AT&T and Verizon has said oh yeah no hey we're not going to go to 5G yet no we want to make sure that the airways are

good for U.S. aviation stop it oh wait seriously come on now that's like how many when we're told on the airline you have to have your

self phones off. Not on a private plane. Not on a chartered plane. Just on you your regular airplanes for you unwashed masses people. Those will affect the airports.

But all the other planes won't. Just yours. Is that true? United, Delta, American, Southwest. Or make sure all your electronic devices. are shut off.

Okay. All right. Yeah, no. But, of course, I do. I mean, that's been a long time since I've flown. I was just thinking about that the other day. It's been a long time since I've actually been on a plane because I don't know that I want to put up with them. I don't know that I want to put up with them.

Anyway, so Verizon and AT&T have delayed their 5G launch. supposed to go to the first part of January now. I mean, that's a long time in AT&T and Verizon world. So we'll see what happens. I mean, I don't know. Our plane's dropping out of the sky because T-Mobile's 5G is up? Yes? Oh, okay.

All right. So, all right. Whatever. Good luck. God bless to the 5Gs. All right? Just lay low. I don't want to see it.

I don't want to see bad things happen. Obviously. If it does affect them, then what the heck are we doing? How does Team Mobile get to have theirs up? Seriously. If it does, why are we not doing something about it? Well, we are, Jeff. They're delaying the outfit on the way.

Oh, okay. All right. All right. You got me. Fine. Whatever. Whatever. All right.

Welcome to Fat Pile Friday on chewing the fat. I mean, I have so much to talk to you about today. There are so many great stories and events going on around the world and in the United States of America. And yet it's not, or it is, officially, thanks to chewing the fat International Roger Miller Day. Because all I want to do, roams the left for 50 cents, no phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarette. saw but two hours of pushing broom by the eight by 12 four bit room I know I'm sorry I'm sorry but it's international Roger Miller Day you know have you seen everybody I know that we go through lists all the time on Pat show of the side

effects from the vaccines and people struggle through it. But I mean, we've had millions of people that have gotten the shots and have not had side effects or had minor side effects, but it's still, you know, worthy of getting the shot. Is it? Yes. I would say yes. It doesn't.

Thank you. I haven't. It's been a couple of months since the final second shot. And, you know, it's fine. There were a couple of side effects that I'm not going to talk about here. I know. Don't look at me like that. I'm just not going to tell you about them, okay?

But this side effect, I think I could become a fan of. If this is actually a side effect, I want to know what causes it. Okay? So they claim they're blaming it on the vaccine. All right. This 30-something female who's not been identified yet.

We don't know her name. but she had a rare complication to the vaccine. It made her strip naked inappropriately. Now, I would like to first say, I'm not real sure there's an inappropriately in that story. That should just be OA. It's just stripped naked. There's no inappropriate.

You want to strip naked. You go ahead and strip naked. All right, you want to blame it on the COVID vaccine. You blame it on the COVID vaccine. That's fine. Whatever. Oh, yeah, she's stripping naked. Oh, yeah, she had the vaccine.

Oh, okay. And apparently at the same time, while she was dripping, she was washing her clothes in the bathroom. Now they say Lou, so this is obviously, you know, one of those stories from over there. Oh, look at me like that,

United Kingdom and Europe. I got you. It's the Lou. Stop it. So, you know, she'd be. been agitated and required less sleep and she'd been talking excessively. Again, they're blaming this on the vaccine. I don't think so. That sounds almost like a regular email. Just saying.

Just saying. So in addition, though, she appeared confused, talking to people who were not there, calling family members by the wrong name and on one occasion taking her clothes off for no reason. Now, I want to just I'm just going to throw it out there. All right, just between you and me. We're just you and I here.

It didn't have anything to do with the COVID vaccine. She's just crazy. I could be wrong. I mean, it's International Roger Miller Day. I think I'm allowed to be wrong on this day because it's just a day of celebration. But if that is an actual side effect of the COVID-19 vaccine, I have not seen it yet.

And it makes me a little bummed. It makes me a little bummed. So you never, if you see someone taking their clothes off inappropriately, and then washing them in the loo instead of thinking, hey, kids, go the other way. There's a crazy lady over here. Think to yourself, I mean, we need to help her.

Kids go help her. She's having a side effect to the COVID-19 vaccine. It's just kind of sad. I know. I know. Especially on a day like today. All right. Let's go to the break room.

I need something cold to drink. Desperately. Desperately. You know, is there ever a time? Let me get a drink first. Okay, that was good. You never get a time when you, see a text come through on your phone

and you think to yourself nah just let it go and then you look at it anyway and you realize I probably shouldn't have looked at it I should have just let it sit there for a little while yeah that just happened so anyway

rest in peace to William Lucking and you're thinking to yourself who the actor William Lucking he was 80 years old he just died.

You would know him if you saw him. All right. I'm going to turn the computer around so you can see the picture. Let me make him bigger on the screen here. There he is. All right. Let me turn the picture around. See?

You know who he is? Look. I'll turn it around for you so you can see. Yeah. Who? William Lucking. Oh, what happened to my? Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, got scared for a second. I thought the whole thing went away. I thought I lost everything. Nope. Okay, we're good. So anyway, you saw him. You saw William Lucking.

And he's an actor. He was in the Sons of Anarchy. He's always played kind of a bad guy, biker kind of guy. He was in a ton of stuff. And everybody, you know, he's one of those guys that you see him. And he's made a bunch of money. And you don't, he can go anywhere because nobody, you know, you know who he is, but you don't. But one of my favorite things in the story about him was when he,

his friend, Stephen Mock, who loved him and obviously memorialized him saying he was truly a lion, a lion, was remembering the first time that he met him on the set of the series Big Hawaii. And who doesn't remember that series? Anyway, he talked about, I asked him why he became an actor.

And Lucking's response was, some A-hole clapped. that's an awesome answer man that's why I got an extra some some asshole clapped I mean that story says a hole but pretty sure that he said

ass I don't know that though speaking of ass so many there's so many jokes after someone says that line and I'm just gonna you know I'll throw it out there write your own jokes

okay speaking of ass this cannot happen and I don't know why I care so much I really I don't know why I care so much but I do all right so we know that Kim and Kim and Yeh are over and divorce it's all it's done deal

whatever they're happy with their they were on their own little ways and they've got the children blah blah blah it's whatever and we know I think Kanye has been seen with some I don't know who he's been seen with some babe but Kim has been spotted with Pete Davidson a couple of times I know right thank you

that can't be that can't be I don't know what Pete Davidson has got I think I have a good idea but I can't be I mean this guy and now he's with Kim no Kim honey baby sweetheart you can do So much better than Pete Davidson. All right, well, maybe you can't. You know what? Never do you, Kim. Go ahead.

Go ahead, Kim. It's all you. And I don't know why we care about it now, but I see where Lady Gaga said that her dress on inauguration day was bulletproof. What? Shut up. Were you really concerned?

I was one of the proudest day. of my whole life. I felt a deep fear when Trump was president and ushering 45 out and 46 in as something I'll be able to tell my children all about. Will you? Will you? Ugh. So apparently, when I was at the Capitol the day before the inauguration, I remember walking around and looking for evidence of the insurrection. Did you find any? lady Gaga Did you?

I'm done I don't even want to talk about it anymore because I'm going to get mad And it's Roger Miller International Roger Miller Day I don't want to be mad I don't want to be mad Okay so I'll just stop

reading that right now All right I don't want to be mad So let me tell you about my fundraiser All right I'll feel better There you go. It's International Roger Miller Day. Let me tell you about my fundraiser for OUR, Our Rescue. I'm trying to raise, well, I'm trying to raise as much money as possible.

But my goal is $6,000 because that's what it takes for one year for a survivor to get back on their feet. And it pays for everything in that year. You know, the legal documents and medical and travel, food, water, lodging, transportation, anything they need for that year. And it only takes $6,000 for one, you know, former slave. former sex slave to be rescued and get back on their feet. That's what it takes. And that's what I'm hoping to raise for this fundraiser. And in doing so, I'm going to shave my head on the 19th of November.

So if you want me to shave my head, get me to $6,000, and I'll shave my head live on my Instagram and Facebook page. You'll be able to watch it. Now, you can, the links are all up at my social media pages, Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. And the links are there and you can go there and donate. You can go to Our Rescue, Our Rescue.org. In fact, I recommend that you go to Our Rescue.org so that you look and see the good that these people do.

They are amazing. And then when you're looking around, you just have to go to the donate tab and then the fundraisers tab. And then you have to scroll down when you get to that tab to find my fundraiser. So it's easier just to go to, if you want to donate, just donate at the link on my social media pages, then go to our rescue and, you know, look around. And it's just that easy. I knew that would make me feel better on International Roger Miller Day. Get no frills delivered.

Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at p.cexpress.ca. I mean, it is a celebration today. Roger Miller, Roger Miller Day, International Roger Miller Day. Chris Cruz coming in. Are you been celebrating Roger Miller Day?

I have, and I want to give to the listeners that are listening live right now. Yes, on the 5th of November, 2020. A little backside, you know, behind it. Since Jeffrey was waving at the door, but I was already sitting down. So I don't know what was he waving into. It's international. Yeah. Roger Miller Day.

I understand it, but I was already sitting down. So who are you waving at? Are you in here to celebrate the day or what? No, I'm here because I'm pissed at you. I was in the car. Oh, no. What will I do? I was listening to the radio.

I was listening to your show. I was driving in. And I'm the one that's wrong. You're listening to my show on the radio. On the radio. Okay. And. I wish that were true, by the way.

But go ahead. And I noticed that you're not covering the biggest, literally, news to come out. I just got done with all kinds of entertainment news. No. I am jazz. Do we all know who I am jazz is? Yeah, Jazz Jennings, the trans girl. The trans girl.

Yeah, yeah. We had her in this movie. Right after she had the final cut, she was here. She was here, yes. Have you noticed that she went? What? She waits 247 pounds. Oh my gosh.

Now, you know, first of all, let's just stop for a second. to look her up here and take a look at her. But if she's admitting to 247. That's not the real number? Yeah, that's not the right number. So you tell me that fat people lie about their number? It's possible I'm aware that people don't tell the truth about their weight. So what you're saying, that you true weight is not 3,000 pounds?

You wait more than 3,000 pounds? Fat guys, I mean, fat women. Sorry, jazz. That most people are going to lie. Oh. You know, they're going to say, like even to the doctor. I mean, even the doctor just got done weighing you. And he's looking at how, what are you weighing in a half?

We're not weighing in it about a dollar. A buck fifty. It doesn't say that here. She has. Oh my gosh. She is out there, you know. What is happening? She's promoting season seven on the, I guess, TOC.

She's got a seventh season for that God off a show? Seven season. Seven. I quit. Fisher, seven season. And I'll just see it now because. the whole promo for the seventh season is how my family fashions me well look at you what look at you woman well there's three of you now and then jeff if you go to her instagram i am jazz oh my gosh

and as a person that was fat before you because you're oh you i mean i'm still at about 850 right now She carries it like a fat person. She's doing the waddle. Oh. She waddles side of side. That's not good. And she's carrying it like. That's more than 247, baby.

Oh, yeah, 100%. Oh, man. And the one thing I see. I mean, some of us could do 247 standing on our hands. The one thing I love about the whole thing is you can see a transition on her Instagram where she was wearing nice pencil dresses into mumoos. She has given up in life. Why is she wearing mummoos by Jeffie?

She skipped the whole sweatpants and she went straight to the Hillary Clinton Moomoo. She might not have skipped it. She just may not have filmed it. Okay. Which is a surprise for someone like her because, I mean, she films everything, right? Yeah. Well, it's her reality TV show. Yeah, I mean, that's her life.

Seven seasons for that got off. Why haven't you talked about this? This is not, this is not something that just. I don't like to emphasize people with their mental health struggles. I love. I love her quote. And I want you to see if you can. I apologize.

If you can help me out here because she says that the reason she is fat now is because. What is happening? Oh my gosh. That's more than 247, baby. She has started the binge eating and then she gets depressed. And then the family fat shames her. So she eats more. She gets depressed.

Family shames her more. So who's that fault here? My favorite skin care company. at Bubble is now officially at Walmart. I can't wait for you to all try. That display is not going to be enough for you, baby, because she's standing next to her. Oh, my God.

There's a little bit more skin to take care of these days, Jazz. There's one picture on her Instagram is where she's standing next to her. We're fat-shaming, and I can't do that. I have, you know, I've been fat-shamed for years on this network. Yeah, but you don't binge eat and, like, continue getting fatter. But I will say I understand the process. I want you to explain this soon.

I understand the process. Like is that true? Can you binge eat, get depressed? Yes. Because I know we talked about it. I'm bummed. I just might as well. I'm going to love myself with a bowl of ice cream.

Okay. It's a whipped cream and some chocolate syrup. And then I'm going to finish that up. And then I'm going to, then I'm going to, I want to love myself, but I'm so depressed because I'm so fat. Well, and then I want to, I'm so fat because I just ate that ice cream and I just can't stand it.

And it makes me depressed. So I might as well just love myself some more and have another bowl of ice cream. And I want, I want to understand this something because when we talk about, you know, also at TLC, there's a show of my 500 pound life or something like that. 600 pounds. 600 pound life, okay? And it's always, I love them. It's always a enabler.

If her family is fat shaming her, who's an enabler? Somebody has to be. But she's, well, she's, she's young enough now and still mobile. She doesn't necessarily need. Have you seen? She doesn't necessarily need an enabler. Because I don't think that, I don't think that's mobile. Really?

No, I have not. I have not seen the videos. Like I said, she waddles satisfied. So maybe, maybe, you know, Corby just brought up a great idea. And, you know, they could use it, I guess, for free because we're going to talk about it, or I am. You know, it's a good crossover event. It is a good crossover. I was thinking about the exact same thing.

Yeah, I mean, that's fun. And, you know, look, she's had a number of surgeries already. Yes. And I noticed, you know, some people would say that she's not a she. I would not say that. Yeah. Because she's official. She is.

Right? I mean, that's 100%. Yes. So if she has, I mean, Dr. No is going to be, Dr. No doesn't give surgeries out. Just higgly pigly. You know, I mean, you got a, you got to have a little, you got to have a little focus on losing some weight

for the doc before he gives you the knife. And I don't do hormones, but have you noticed that her bosoms have grown as well? And I asked her makeup girl if that's something that like happens. Look at this, man. And even her bosoms have gone, and she's not from the Midwest.

So Fisher, and I know we have a theory of Midwest girls. That's after the pregnancy, though. That's what I'm saying. So, like, she's not even from the Midwest. Plus, and it, correct me if I'm wrong. And I could be wrong, and I'm willing to be wrong here on Roger Miller Day. Okay. But I think she can get pregnant.

Pretty sure that's still. We changed a few things here and there, but I feel like the innards aren't quite baby ready. So is she pregnant? I mean, no. But no, that's not going to happen. So is it the reason that you haven't talked about, I am jazz?

I apologize. I apologize. I've been all wrapped up into creating international Roger Miller Day. Are you saying that? because she hasn't got her fat card yet. Is she not officially in the fat people club? I am so

going to start paying attention to Jazz Jenning World now, man. She's got my focus. You have brought her to my attention. I apologize. Okay. I said I'm sorry. I said okay. I just, what are you chewing?

Are you chewing now? I chew now, yes. What are you doing? Get rid of that stuff. At least smoke a cigarette or something. Don't put that crap in your mouth. Get out of here. It's International Roger Miller Day.

Chris Cruz. What are you doing now? Anyway, are you working on? Are you like the campaign manager for what's his face down the hall? Yes, I'm the, what they call the brown, you know, when they send the, the peoples to like their districts and stuff. I'm that guy. Wow. Yeah.

And of course, I mean, they don't consider you the token to your face. Right? Yeah, oh, they do. Oh, okay. Get out. It's the matcha or the three ensemble Cicot of Cephora of the Fats that I've been to deniches

who energize all right? Mm, it's the ensemble. The format standard and mini regrouped, and so old, and it's practically to give to give to them. And I know that I

should be the summer Fridays and Rare Beauty by Selena Gomez. I'm, I'm just the most beautiful ensemble of the fairos of these fairos for sure todays, Rare Beauty,

Way, Cifora collection, and other part of the vite. Procurre you see form of standard and mini regrouped for a I still have some entertainment news. I was wondering what was going on with the Alec Baldwin Rust investigation.

Is that still going on? And I see where they have already started to blame, you know, the crew members for unsafe working conditions. They're all trying to throw busy throwing each other under the bus. But I haven't heard anything else. There is no, is the investigation still ongoing? We saw the press conference, which was just pathetic. But I see a story now where they're talking about how, so they've been throwing, you know, the armor all,

you know, the head of the, you know, the armorer. Armoural, armorer, same thing. Anyway, she was making no money. Well, first of all, it was a small budget film. Anyway, it was like $7 million, I think, or something like that. I don't even know if it was that much. I got to read. All right, I'm going to find out.

Please hold for one moment. Please, I've got to find out the budget of rust. Thank you for holding. Chewing the fat. No, that's not the way that on hold message is supposed to go. Thank you for listening to chewing the fat. Your listenership is very important to us. Please hold.

We'll be with you as soon as possible. I know I missed the post, but you'll live with it. Please hold. Thank you for holding. Why am I getting that wrong? It's Roger Miller Day, that's why. Thanks for holding on Roger Miller Day. It's Roger Miller International Day.

When you're out and about today, start singing King of the Road. And when people say, hey, what song is that? You can say, you're an idiot. It's Roger Miller. Today is International Roger Miller Day. Don't you know that? Stupid? And then you can move on with your life.

Thanks for holding. Your listenership is very important. Okay, all right. All right, so here we go. The budget was $6 million, $6 to $7 million. So that was pretty close. Pretty close. So anyway, they're making a big deal,

so everybody's throwing each other under the bus. Now they're trying to say, oh, Alec Baldwin was going to make $250,000 for his part of the movie. All right, stop for just a second. That's really not that much. All right, but he's the star. the star of the movie. And as much as I dislike Alec Baldwin,

I enjoy a lot of his work. And $250,000 to make a movie, he's out in the middle of the desert for a few weeks, during making a cowboy, he shoots up a couple of bad people. Thank you. And we go home. That's not funny, though, now because bad things happened.

It was a mistake. It was horrible. So anyway, now they're trying to say that the Armourall lady, you know, the Armourer lady, that she was only supposed to, supposed to make like eight grand um okay so why am i supposed to feel bad about that she agreed to the deal whether she could do it or up for the job or not is another question but she agreed to it and

people aren't going to see the movie because of armor all lady they just aren't oh is hannah hutchins oh wait that's the cinematographer she's the one that died never mind they might be going to see it because of her. No, you can't do that. Alec will be pissed. He's never coming on this podcast. I know. Was there a chance of that ever, Jeff?

Well, there might have been. There might have been. What's the Armourall lady's name? Hannah, that's right. Okay, see, it's the same Hannah. They've got the same first name through me. Hannah Gutierrez-Reed. It was the Armour-All lady.

She agreed to it, and people aren't going to the film to see her. Oh, that's right. She's not in the movie. She's the Armourall person. I believe that's the official title on the film, too, and they roll credits. Armourall. Hannah Gutars read. So anyway, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with.

Yeah, okay, so Alec was going to make $250,000, and the Armourall lady was going to make $8,000. So? I guess I'm supposed to feel bad about that. The good news is, though, that Hollywood has been. turned upside down over this. And the Rock now has said that he's going to not use guns

on his set anymore. And I believe the quote was real guns after this Baldwin shooting. He is now going to make sure that there's not going to be any real guns ever again on any of his movie sets.

Okay. Great. Thanks for playing along, Rock. we you know great wonderful super congratulations what are we supposed to do with that i don't know i don't know maybe he's running for office who knows oh and i see david portnoy uh barstool sports guy is in big trouble now i thought the me too movement was over but i guess not because he is now being alleged for violent sex. Oh, I know.

I know, and I don't know that I should be talking about this on Roger Miller Day, but, you know, it's the news, and I want you to know about it. So it's alleged that he had violent and humiliating sexual encounters with several. Now, the story says several women, and then they specifically talk about two women. So I guess two can be several. Okay. So there was a 4,000 word insider story. All right.

Now, there's three women in the story that claim that they had sexual encounters with them, and they had turned into frightening and humiliating experiences and have taken a toll on their mental health. two said that Portnoy both choked and filmed them without permission. That would seem to be an issue to me. I'm just throwing it out there. I don't know it to be true, but if that were true, it seems to be an issue. Maybe it's just me.

Now, Portnoy has, of course, denied it. Oh, okay. Now, one of the things, now, he did say, I've never done anything weird with a girl ever. Never anything remotely non-consensual. Never, okay, here's. Never anything remotely non-consensual. That sounds like a me answer.

That sounds like a Chew of the Fad podcast answer. That's never, remotely non-consensual. Okay, all right. He believes it's a hit piece and the cancel counselor has been after him for quite a while. He's right there, that's for sure. They hate him.

He's a guy. You know, bar stool sports. He's always been a guy's guy. But one of the other things that he commented was another Jeffie answer to. And I thought, ooh, I don't know that you want to answer that way, Mr. Portnoy. Maybe you ought to rethink that. So he said he's, this is definitely a me answer, right? A me on the show answer.

Not in real life, okay? Wow. So he said He's never been criminally charged In connection with any sexual encounter Oh Oh, that makes me feel better Mr. Portnoyneye, Mr. Portnoyneye

What are you got to say about these allegations Against your violent and humiliating sexual encounters Choking and filming women that are in the story? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I've never been criminally charged in connection with any sexual encounter. Oh! Oh, okay. But hey, innocent until proven guilty, my friends.

That's us. That's America still. Trailers for sale or rent. I mean, hello. National, international. Chewing the fat. Roger Miller Day. Yeah.

I feel like I could just keep going today. I just want to, I've got a ton of stuff to get to and then I look up and it's time to go. I don't know. I'm bummed. I wanted to be with you longer today.

It's Roger Miller Day. And would we get in trouble if we actually played the Roger Miller King of the Road song on the podcast? I mean, what are they going to do? I could cut the feet. They could cut the feed completely. Oh, see, I didn't say play it yet.

I mean, all right. All right. Are we going to, if we get into trouble, I mean, it's got to be fair play, right? I mean, a guy died in the 90s. What? Talk to me. me. I was just whisper in the...

I mean, it's international Roger Miller Day. Thank you. That's what I'm saying. Right. We're celebrating. Man of means. By no means. King of the road. Oh, man. Tell me. This is why we celebrate

right here. Destination banger pain. Oh, worn out sun. Oh, man. I don't pay no union dues I smoke. Oh, stowgues I have found short but not too big around.

I'm a man of means by no means. King of the Road. Oh, Roger Miller. Dot com, by the way. Look at my man. It's awesome, man. In every lock that ain't like with no one's around us. Hey, trailers for sale.

All right. Let's take a look at the disography. Roger, get us down here. Oh, he's already playing. No, no pool, no pets. I ain't got no cigarettes. Four, eight, twelve, sixteen, twenty, twenty four, twenty-eight, Well, Mama.

I've got 31 albums, man. And his TV shows. King of the Road. Oh, he's got a Twitter. Let's see what his Twitter is. Listen, for Sailoret. Rooms to live for 50 cents. No phones, no poo, no pooh, no pets.

I ain't got no cigarette. Listen, have a great time-change weekend. And just remember to celebrate. warmly from your heart, international Roger Miller Day. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.