Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 751 | The Camera, The Scraper and The Sucker
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That's annoying.
What?
You're a muffler.
You don't hear it?
Oh, I don't even notice it.
I usually drown it out with the radio.
How's this?
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And now, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.
So a while ago we talked about Shannon Doherty.
You know the actress, the great Shannon Doherty,
who's struggling with Stage 4 cancer.
Now, she won her.
battle against State Farm.
And the judgment was 6.3
million.
And remember she won because she was
displaced from her home. It was because
of the Woosley fire or
Woosley fire.
They burned down anyway. Some one of those California
fires. And it was her Malibu
mansion. And so
they did work on the house.
And they gave her
a rental that she
could live in while they were working on her home.
But it wasn't enough for Shand.
and so they went to court.
And Shannon won.
She testified in everything.
I mean, she got on the stand, gave the tears.
I've got cancer.
I'm struggling.
And they bought it.
$6.3 million.
And State Farm is like, um, no.
We're not paying that.
So they refiled.
They were like, oh, no.
That's excessive.
The evidence that we submitted makes it clear that we reasonably made payments to Shannon.
And it's clear.
I mean, state farmers are like, we are not paying at all.
So now they're going to drag Shannon Dory, suffering from stage four cancer.
Dying.
They're just stringing it out until Shannon dies.
that's sad.
She said you drug your feet and I just want me, I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to live out
the remaining years of my life in my Malibu mansion that got burned down and you won't
fix it.
Well, I mean, you fixed it, but you just didn't give me enough and you didn't do enough
and I need some more.
I love it.
I don't know what makes me hate State Farm or Life.
them. I'm not sure where I need to be on that because they've gone to court. I guess you get to,
you know, you get to, what they call it, you know, say no. I shut up. You get to appeal it.
Don't look at me like that. But I just find it like at some point, right? I mean, state farm.
All right. You're backing up Aaron Rogers. Maybe you tell Aaron.
hey, you know what, we're going to skip a campaign with you,
and we're going to give Shannon her 6.3, and then we'll bring you back, okay?
Maybe you do that.
I just feel like it's kind of petty on State Farm's fault,
but it's not my 6.3 million.
So that battle is still going on, but just let it be known that when Shannon
does leave this earth because of her stage four cancer,
Yeah, you'll be the one laughing out of the other side of your face, okay?
I can't pick a side.
Am I supposed to be able to pick a side?
Like, I want to hate State Farm.
They're a nasty insurance company.
We just talked about the one movie the other day that Stockwell was in.
The guy that just died Dean Stockwell, he was in The Rainmaker.
and you know
Rudy Baylor of course
was the first time
turning up against the evil insurance company
Stockwell was the judge
one of the first judges who was on the take
and he was really sick
battling cancer
anyway
I just want to you know
so you hate that movie makes you hate
the insurance company
and you know what's his face
Matt Damon
who played Rudy Baker
and John
Voight.
Anyway, it was a great movie.
I love that movie.
This stupid movie, Raidmaker.
And what's his face?
Danny DeVito plays his partner.
Really good.
And what's his face?
The other guy was in it too.
Are you sure you like this movie?
You don't know who's in it.
Roy Scheider.
Danny Glover.
I mean, it was an all-star cast.
I love this stupid movie, the Rainmaker.
But my point is, is that they make,
Roy Scheider is the head of this evil insurance
company. And you hate them, right? They're first, they get the paperwork because the first line is
always declined, decline, decline, decline before they ever pay out. And, you know, you get it. So I'm,
I want to, you know, I'm throwing State Farm into the evil insurance company. I don't know if
they're evil or not. Let's say they're not, but they're fighting against Shannon Doherty.
And I just feel like, you know, you went to court. She got on the stand. She poured her heart
out to the jury. They said, yep, you know what? You owe her all kinds of money. Pay the money and move on.
But no, they will not. Now, you know what, I'm on Shannon Doherty's side now and I don't even like
her. Welcome to chewing the fat. Okay, so I just want to let you know since it's Fat Pile Friday,
and I mean, I've got a ton of fat to get to today. Seriously, just look at me. Anyway, Prince Charles
has now given an update on Queen Mum's Health.
Now, Prince Charles told a member of the public,
I don't know what, I guess that's anyone, right?
I guess he walked out to the gate and said,
are you a member of the public?
And I'll let you know how my mom is doing, the queen.
He said that Queen Elizabeth is on good form
after a period of rest.
She's dead.
I'm just telling you right.
She's in good form after a period of rest.
Yes, she's dead.
Only, I guess if she was, he'd be the one that'd be dancing, right?
So he'd be saying, oh, yeah, so we lost her.
Sorry.
Even if, so if she's on her deathbed, that is, that means that she is still alive.
Darn it.
That'd have changed my thought on that because Terrell wants to be king so bad that if she was even close to dead,
he would be out at the gate
talking to a member of the public
saying, I'm king, I'm king, I'm king, I'm king.
Mom's dead, mom's dead, I'm king.
And so now telling people that she's on good form,
ooh, that had to hurt.
Anyway, the queen, yay!
The queen is on good form
after a period of rest.
That's great.
So, you know, I've always been a kind of a
opponent of you're in prison and you get what you get just you know with all the time i've spent behind bars
locked up i uh you know you get what you get but really torture is something that we do to our
enemies we don't necessarily and i don't consider people in our prisons our enemy unless you know
you're down there and get moe if you didn't get mo then you're our enemy we can torture you down
they're all we want.
But there's a story about four inmates in Oklahoma.
They were at the Oklahoma County Detention Center.
They filed a federal lawsuit alleging that they were tortured by being forced to listen to
Baby Shark for hours on end.
Oh, man.
That is torture.
Okay, stop for now.
I don't want to go anymore.
It's not in my head yet.
It's okay.
So the suit named two former detention officers,
and they claim that they were handcuffed
and meant to stand in some interrogation room
for up to four hours.
They were struck and spit on
and had to listen to this god-awful song for four hours.
That is torture.
All right, that's not serious.
No, stop.
So they endured unconstitutional conditions of confinement or tortures.
I mean, they're only asking for $75,000 in damages and interest.
I hope interest.
Interest should be millions.
Because if all you have to do to win this case, in my estimation,
as an attorney that I play pretend to be on this show.
You just walk into court
and you don't shut it off for four hours.
You walk over to the jury, you spit on them,
you slap them,
you handcuff them.
You win the case.
You're done.
Grandma Shrudeau-do-do-do-d-do grandma shark
Remember, please stop.
This is an old, this song is like one of the most people.
By God, stop.
So that song is like one of the most viewed videos on YouTube.
It's got billions of views.
And I remember hearing it even before it became this billion hit on YouTube because it's an old scout thing.
And my kids were, my kids were out there.
the scout camps.
And that's the god-awful song that they sang.
That's torture enough at the scout camps.
And then to have to do that for four hours?
Oh, no.
No, baby.
No.
And I mean, we talked about how we did that years ago to Noriega.
He went into some building that they couldn't get him out of.
So the army surrounded him and just played rock and roll.
And it doesn't, I don't recall what they actually played.
because really any song or any album
over and over and over again.
Like I am definitely guilty of liking a song
and continuing to play it for many times over.
But at some point, and I'm doing that to myself,
so, but at some point you go,
okay, that's enough.
I don't want to hear it anymore.
I got to get it out.
It's just gone.
But we have that.
We had the walking down.
episode where
Negan had captured
Darrell and
the whole show was Darrell in a cell
having
Now you bring that down
and you go
Oh
Okay
If that's been playing for
Let's say four hours
Now let's say two hours
You've had easy street playing for two hours
And then they stop and you go
and it's back on again
oh my god
and then it stops
and you're like oh my god
and you think you're pretty good
right
no that's torture
and remember
remember
now I realize that the
Oklahoma story is real life
but is it real life imitating art
or art
imitating real life
because don't forget the Sopranos episode
where Tony was going to buy the house
and he paid the guy
$200,000 and then he and Camilla
got into a big fight over it and he said
screw it I'm not buying it and I want my
$200,000 back and the guy
the psychologist or psychiatrist
or whatever he was said no
it's a deposit that money is long gone
ooh
Ooh, and you figured Tony was just going to kill him right there,
but he wouldn't have got his money back, right?
So he has his team pull a boat up off the property of this guy out in the water,
and he puts the speakers up, and in the show, you know,
the psychiatrists having dinner with the wife and a couple of friends,
and they're having their hoity-toity dinner, clicking wine glasses,
and then you hear,
Ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents the star of our show direct from the bar, Dean Martin.
And he goes out, he sees the speakers, and it's just blasting into his house, man.
So they close the doors he hollers and it stops, you know, here.
And then later on, they show him and the wife, and I don't know how long it was, whether it's not later, that night or days, you know, a couple days later.
and it sounded like it was like a day later
because the wife says
just pay him the money
just give him his money back
so it wasn't Tony
this guy was going to try to battle it out
but the wife was like having none of it
because she was like
he was I'll just call the cops again
oh they just turn it down when they come
he can pay that $200 fine forever
just give him his money back
and there's nothing.
They're sitting out on the porch
and there's no sound.
And then you hear part of it.
It's this, it's live from Las Vegas.
I recorded, well, in 1967,
but it was released in 2005.
It was my main man,
Dean Martin at the Sands Hotel.
And he's telling jokes.
He's doing a whole thing.
It's really funny.
There was a couple of jokes in there
where he talks about,
I don't drink anymore.
What was the joke?
I don't drink anymore.
I freeze it.
I eat it like a popsicle.
And then the one guy says, he says,
you're not drunk if you don't lay on the floor without holding on.
Really funny.
Good stuff.
Dean Martin, the Dino, the Martinsster.
But hours of on repate.
Just take a breath.
Oh, it's quiet.
Nope
Back again
The Sands Hotel
Proudly presents the star of our show
Direct from the bar
Awesome stuff
That's torture, my friends
That is torture
Now
I would rather have this
Than Oklahoma torture
Yeah that is
Oh my gosh
And it feels like the guys in a
Oklahoma, we're just doing that to be.
Mommy shark, do do do do do mommy.
That's the word I'm looking for.
Oh, yeah, Dix.
Daddy shark do do do do do daddy shark do do do daddy shark.
Daddy shark.
Grandma shark do do do do do do grandma shark.
Yeah, that's it.
You don't have to hear it anymore.
Just put it into it right there.
I mean, that's where you feel.
That's what you'd want.
So, I mean, they're claiming an Oklahoma.
that they endured unconstitutional conditions of confinement slash torture.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's true.
If it's true.
If it's true,
then they absolutely deserve something for that.
I would ask for more than $75,000.
That seems a little low.
Man, I mean, what's the...
If you're going to ask for $75 grand,
you might as well at least $100,000, right?
I mean, why you ask them for $75?
that was like, well, there was four inmates.
That's not even 25 apiece.
No.
Plus, I mean, the attorney's got to get his caught.
You're looking at, what, maybe 15 grand apiece?
Maybe.
And then the feds come in with taxes.
Like when the lottery, you walk away with maybe seven or eight grand.
Four hours are listening to that god awful song and being handcuffed.
I mean, you could take being handcuffed.
You could take getting punched in the face.
You can get, you could take getting spit on.
but four hours
Thank you.
Oh my gosh.
That is worth more than 75 round.
Oh, God.
All right.
Mommy shark, too.
Mommy shout to.
Thank you, Jesus.
All right, let's go to the break room.
Kind of put an end to this torture.
I don't know.
I just had to talk about it, so I'm sorry.
I won't play that song again.
You know that one.
Oh my gosh.
I needed that desperately.
So in our segment,
Who died today?
Okay, so she didn't really die, but her husband did.
Rick O'Kasic.
So I'm reading an interview with Paulina Porizcova,
Rick O'Kasig's wife, ex-wife, estranged wife.
And she, remember she, Rick had written.
her out of the will he died they had broken up and they've been fighting but she just released a video
in some lingerie paulina reminding us that she's still a super model and uh she talked about her
relationship with rick and it's all worked out now at the lawsuit with the family and that being
written out of the will and she claims that you know she got she got enough or she got what she
felt she was owed living with that bastard Rick O'Kasek for all these years.
But one of the things, she helped.
I started changing the rules on what our marriage was supposed to be, and he started
changing rules.
And so, you know, it was a tough, it was a tough marriage.
But one of her lines that she talked about with Rick O'Kasig is that she said that he suddenly,
you know, didn't find me attractive anymore.
I mean, you know what they say.
even with the supermodels.
You know what they say.
You don't?
Email me. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
I'll let you know what they always say.
It doesn't matter.
But I will say that this is really fascinating that she said.
I started feeling like I was a coffee table.
Something you put S word, another word you can't say.
Something you put crap on, bump into in the middle of the night,
but pay no attention to other than that.
I mean, nobody deserves to feel like that, right?
Okay, well, almost nobody deserves to feel like that, right?
Okay, let's leave it there.
All right, for those of you wondering, congratulations.
I know you've been wondering and concerned about what is going to happen to Black Panther.
Who is taken over the Black Panther role?
and we know my gosh is it going to be you know Michael B Jordan's character because you know what's his face
passed away he actually did die who died today he didn't die today though you know in the words of
Joe Biden can we all say it now oh my gosh is that another word
right? We're not supposed to say that word anymore.
All right. So, and I'm just, just stop it.
It's just, he's such an old goofball.
I don't know why I brought it up.
I probably should just edit that out of the stupid podcast because he's such a,
hey, let's go, Brandon.
Chadwick Bosman is his name for Black Panther who passed away.
And we were all concerned who's going to be the Black Panther.
Who's going to do it?
well, we've decided now.
Okay, it's going to be, you ready?
I'll have to do is find his name here in this story.
And you're going to know who it is immediately,
because you're going to go, oh, yeah.
Because we've got Black Panther 2 coming out.
I mean, everybody's fired up about it.
And we don't know who's going to be the new Black Panther.
Well, we kind of do.
Winston Duke.
Winston Duke, come on down.
Don't say who.
Winston Duke, he's going to be the next Black Panther.
His character, Embaku.
You remember Embaku.
Winston Duke is now going to be the Black Panther.
So congratulations to Winston.
So anyway, congratulations to the new Black Panther.
Let's hope the success continues.
So the subway meat mystery continues.
I don't even know if I want to say anymore.
after that.
I just kind of want to leave it there.
The Subway Meat Mystery continues.
On Netflix.
The Subway Meat Mystery
Season 2.
Does it have tuna?
Or doesn't it?
The amended lawsuit,
accusing Subway, of duping the public.
about its tuna sandwiches
now claims that the alleged
mystery meat
actually contains trace amounts
of chicken, pork,
and cattle DNA.
I don't know, correct me if I'm wrong,
but chicken,
pork, and cattle
aren't tuna.
Now, tuna could have eaten
chicken, pork, and cattle.
I mean, that's what you feed them at the tuna
farms, don't you? I don't
know. I have not been to a
tuna farm. I'm just asking
doesn't that way you feed him.
I used to have a fish,
a Pacu fish, you know,
a cousin to the piranha.
Yeah, Pacu. And
they're vegetarians. And we used to feed
it cat food. I love that fish. That
fish grew so big. He was
a monster fish, man.
And we used to feed him cat food. Yeah.
He grew to be huge,
man. But
he loved it
he always ate it I don't know that he loved
it that was the food we gave him
so that's the food he ate
but he got huge you know I would wake up
in the apartment I lived in
I was where my bedroom
was it was right off the kitchen
in this apartment and we put
originally we put the fish tank up on top
of the refrigerator so I could lay out the bed
and the way the apartment was set up
the there was no door on this side
of the kitchen the door was on the other side of the
kitchen so when I'd wake up you'd
see the doorway headed into the kitchen,
and that's where the refrigerator was,
and you saw the fish tank up on top of the refrigerator.
That's where it was.
And you'd wake up and the fish, we named him Jaku,
would be in the corner with his fish beak down into the corner,
this tail up in the air, moving back and forth.
Like, where is my food?
And you'd get up and walk by the fish tank,
and he would follow you all along,
follow you all along and be up to the top
until you threw some cat food up on top.
And the cat food would float
and he would just come up and get the cat food.
Anyway, so I don't know what tuna eat.
Okay?
Could it be cattle, chicken, and pork?
Sure.
It's possible.
But apparently, this company collected 20 tuna samples
from 20 different subway restaurants
in Southern California,
submitted them for tests.
at the Barber Lab at UCLA's Department of Ecology
and Evolutionary Biology.
Who doesn't love that place?
I mean, whew, I love Barber Lab at UCLA's Department of Ecology
and Evolutionary Biology.
So 19 of the 20 samples, I'm surprised it wasn't 18,
19 of the 20 samples contained no detectable tuna DNA
whatsoever. Zero. Zip. Nata. Now, remember the last time, I don't know if it says it in the story,
but the last time that they tested it, they tested it because it was frozen. And so they had
the kind of the testers. And I don't know if it was at the Baker Lab at UCLA's Department of Ecology
and evolutionary biology,
but they said that since it was frozen,
it's possible that some of it would
lose its viability
when they were testing for the DNA.
Okay, I get that.
But this doesn't sound like they,
it sounds like they purchased it
and drove it right over to the old barber lab
and said, hey, test it.
So the company, obviously,
you know, 100% tuna.
now could the company have a different definition of what tuna is yes I mean maybe in there you know the
bylaws maybe they want to go to court so they say hey subways tuna contains pork
cattle and seafood or fish food or cat food or whatever it is we as it all that's what we
consider tuna so we'll just wait to see what
happens with this lawsuit.
But as of right now, it appears.
And it's only at these 2019 of the 20
subways that had that
non-tuna ingredients
in their tuna sandwich.
I mean, Subway's got a lot
of freaking stores. How many stores they got now?
41,600
stores worldwide.
I mean, that's down.
in 2019 they had 42,431, so they lost a few.
That's a couple of the pandemic, a little rough on some ways.
It's all, you know, a couple of stores.
Touch up the tuna a little bit.
Just, you know, throw a little cattle with some pork in there.
Throw a little pig in there.
Nobody will know.
Don't worry about it.
I'm trying to think someone in my family,
We don't go to Subway very often
because
I mean, they're not that really
that, yeah, not that.
Anyway, somebody in my family
used to order tuna from there.
And now we know that they weren't getting
tuna those bastards.
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And I also, you can email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
I got a couple of emails into Chewing the Fat.
One from Todd, who went on to tell me about some shows I needed to watch,
giving me some updates on some shows that I needed to watch.
And he also is telling me that in Cambridge, Massachusetts,
no Heinz on the shelf.
wait, what?
He was saying,
uh,
perhaps you could make some calls as a Heinz officer.
And yes,
I'd be happy to.
This is completely unacceptable.
And he also is following the rules,
which he,
uh,
goes on to tell me the last thing.
I used to tell people,
mind their own damn business when asked what I was listening to.
But now he follows the rule of what being
subscriber to chewing the fat is he tells them hey i'm listening to chewing the fat and you should
too if you know what's good for you yes thank you i appreciate it very much and that's a rule i
i got to look it's a rule you have to you subscribe to chewing the fat if someone says hey what are you
listening to the answer is chewing the fat with jeff fisher now i know you're going to be listening to
other stuff i get it that's fine i listen to other stuff all the time i wouldn't want to listen to me 24
seven, that'd be torture.
Well, maybe not.
I mean, after a while, no, don't.
Oh, dear Lord.
No, I didn't mean it that way.
And so,
but,
see, that's even worse than me, really.
Some would say.
So anyway, but please stop.
Thank you.
The point is,
no matter what you're listening to,
when asked,
what are you listening to,
your answer has to be chewing the fat.
It's a rule.
Sorry, that's just the rule.
Then I got an email from Jesse,
who is saying,
hey, I was going through Wikipedia for the Marines
and found a little something
that is very interesting and eye-opening.
We hear all the time how white Americans
should be apologists to black Americans
because of slavery.
Well, history books left out the 40-plus year engagement
that we were mainly involved in,
where we sent our Navy to Africa
to stop Atlantic slave trade
between the years of 1819 and 1861.
And had you been here at the Mercury Museum,
you would have known that.
You wouldn't have needed Wikipedia,
but thank you very much,
Jesse, for your email.
And you're right, and that's just the way it goes.
I mean, we're battling that.
That's an uphill struggle forever.
You just tell people, Mercury One,
go to Mercury One,
go to the Museum.
museum and they'll learn some real history and it'll be okay.
All right.
Or you can go to Wikipedia and learn about African slave trade.
Yeah, whatever you want.
It's fine.
I'm sure everything on Wikipedia is true.
I think we all know that.
Yeah, we do.
And oh, it makes me think, is it torture?
Remember we just had the story not long ago where the bar here in Texas said that they,
you couldn't play what's her face is, Mariah Carey's song?
all I want for Christmas, one time a day after Thanksgiving, right,
or after December 1st, and now zero.
You don't get any of it.
But it's still in the jukebox.
That's Dev near on America.
If it's in the jukebox, I should be able to listen to it.
Take it out of the jukebox.
Because having it in the jukebox, if it's available, that's like putting
cigarettes behind the counter and then telling you you can't buy them.
What is that?
This is America.
That's like putting pornography magazines behind the counter and then telling them you can't buy them.
We're talking about songs in a jukebox.
If it's in the jukebox, you should be able to play it.
And then if someone plays that of the jukebox, you beat the liver crap out of the man.
This is not, thank you.
I don't want you to shoot anybody over it, I think.
I feel like this show is.
a knee surgery.
I was talking to somebody the other day
about knee surgeries.
And, you know,
I remember the first,
my first knee surgery
where, I mean, they
go in and sliced it up
and they fixed everything
and then they sewed it back up
and then I went home and ripped it open.
Then I got a big wide scar from there.
But after that,
the surgeries were like easy.
They have, it's a three-pronged event.
Right?
They go in with the scraper.
They go in with the sucker.
They go in with the sucker.
and they have a camera.
So you have a camera, a scraper, and a sucker.
And you're good.
And I got to watch it.
The first one I got to watch.
So, you know, you're able to see it up on the camera.
I was like, because they're scraping your bones and getting rid of all that nastiness.
And then the vacuum comes along and sucks it up.
And it's just, that's what this show is.
That's what this show is.
This show is a knee surgery.
I've talked about it.
I remember this got me thinking about
I was talking to this guy who got a
replacement, knee replacement, then he got an infection
and had to go in and replace it again.
And remember the one lady that used to work here,
her husband had a double hip replacement.
They gave him the wrong size.
So he had to go back in again.
I mean, for the first, I don't know.
I don't know how long it was.
He was like, this doesn't feel right.
Yeah, it's the wrong size, you idiot.
It's supposed to be a tuna sandwich.
For your hips?
Yes.
It's supposed to get what you order.
But just amazing.
I was just thinking about these surgeries so funny.
That's what this show is.
It's a camera, a scraper, and a sucker.
Did you see, we, did we talk a couple weeks ago about the recall of the COVID-19 tests?
Do we not talk about that?
I feel like I mention it.
But we know now that over 2 million COVID tests are being recalled due to false positive concerns.
Okay, thank you.
Illume, I guess that's how you say it, E-L-L-U-M-E,
is recalling its at-home COVID-19 test over the potential of false positive results.
Oh, okay.
It's the most, the FDA classified the recall as a class one recall, which is the most serious type,
and said the use of these tests could cause serious health consequences or death.
Okay.
So the product is an anti-gen test that detects proteins from the SARS-CoV-2 virus,
from a nasal sample.
The test is available without prescription for use.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
all that.
So what could have happened are these tests, a false positive test,
result could lead to delayed diagnosis of treatment, and so on.
I mean, you know what the problem is that it's screwed up.
But at least they're recalling them.
I mean, at least they just didn't leave them out.
Don't say anything to anybody.
Just let it go.
Because we just had the story of the pharmacy in Virginia, right?
They were supposed to be giving kids the vaccine.
All right?
So the vaccines come, the kids one, I think, comes with the orange top,
and the big guy vaccine comes with the blue tops.
So the kids came for the vaccine.
All they had was the blue top.
And that, ah, you know what?
They're supposed to give a, I got to just remember, gosh darn it.
I feel like you get 30 micrograms in the adult vaccine,
and the kids are only getting 10.
under 12, they get 10 micrograms.
I think that's right.
I don't have the exact story in front of me.
So what the pharmacy was doing is taking the adult vaccine and just,
I would just take about a third out of here.
All right, there you go, get out of here.
So then they told, you know, they had to,
then they pulled them all from the pharmacy.
They sent letters out to everybody.
They're crying saying, hey, yeah, it could have been a mistake.
make sure you keep an eye on your kids we don't know if they got too much if they got too little
i mean it's probably close right and they said go to your physician and figure out if they should
get the second 10 because this was the first shot so whether you should get the second shot or whether
you should wait so many days and then restart the whole thing again i think if i'm a parent of one of those
kids i don't know that i restart it i don't know that i restart the whole program again because they
already got some of it.
So whether they got a little bit under or a little bit over,
I think you wait the longest you can wait before, you know,
up until they get the second shot and you give the kid the second shot.
If you're getting the vaccines.
I mean, you can, well, why are they giving the kids a vaccine?
That's not what we're talking about.
It's talking about you.
They've already decided they're getting the vaccine.
So I think if you, because I mean the pharmacy was getting close.
That's, you know, whatever.
It's close.
That's just a kid.
Take out a little bit.
Give them a shot and get them out of here.
Apparently that's not what you're supposed to do.
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All right. So I thought the Kyle Rittenhouse trial was going to have the closing arguments
today for those of you listening live on the 12th of November. But no, closing arguments on Monday.
And so there has been 30 witnesses, eight days.
I have no idea why that trial is still going on, but it is.
So apparently there are, and I didn't know this about,
I should have probably paid a little bit more attention to the trial,
but eight men, ten women are going to be narrowed to 12 by the drawing of names,
according to the judge, and that's who's going to decide the case.
I know.
It's kind of weird.
Okay, whatever.
It should be over, you know, sometime next week.
So each attorney gets a couple hours to give you their points of view,
and then the judge will give, hopefully, I would bet at that point,
if I'm written house as people, I'm asking for a mistrial right then.
Let's end this thing.
And I see where Don Lemon's attorney has sent a letter to Megan Kelly.
Remember, we talked about Megan's interview with the heist guy,
the guy that's going to court against Lemon that won't settle.
and you know Don grabbed him
and put his finger in his nose and other places
no don't no no no
this was a bar it wasn't outside
you don't get that you don't get that with Don Lemon
rubbing himself aggressively
and shoving two fingers underneath his mustache
you don't get that no
stop stop stop
My gosh.
So anyway,
Don's still pissed.
He sent a letter by an attorney that said,
hey,
you're giving lopsided and inaccurate version of the encounter.
It's a podcast.
Good,
we get to do that?
How about you just worry about what you're going to prove in court?
Okay?
I know the guy wouldn't settle with you,
so just go away.
But, you know, time's up, Don.
Oh, I mean, you should be fine.
Don't worry about it, Don.
I believe you.
Innocent until proven guilty.
I know.
That's the way it is.
All right.
And so we have one last thing.
I know.
He'll get out of here.
I know.
It's been long already.
It's Friday.
It's Fat Pile Friday.
It's like my knee surgery is what this is.
It's knee surgery.
You got the camera.
You got the scraper.
You got the sucker.
And I can tell you that I'm the sucker.
Oh, I mean, no.
No, no, no.
Not that kind of sucker.
Stop.
All right, so, Corby, there's three headlines in a lie.
You know, it comes from an email that I get.
Now, I've got three separate three headlines in a lie.
I haven't got to them in a while.
And there's a couple of them, they've done a really good job.
The morning brew is the email news service that puts it out.
And some of it's kind of funny.
So there's one on here that I feel like you'll know just because we covered
all the stories on it.
So I'm going to add a couple of them
are really good though.
You should know these.
That's darn it.
We might do two.
We'll do two, three headlines and a lie.
You should be, all right?
And you're going to be tested on this
to tell me which one is truthful.
The three that are good,
but just tell me the one that's bad.
All right?
Okay.
That's what we're going to call this.
Tell me the one that's bad.
So, four headlines.
Hiker lost for
24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of anode number.
Man spent most of his COVID business loan on one item.
Prosecutors say $57,789 on a Pokemon card.
Pokemon card.
Sweet Green is going to launch a new podcast.
It describes as Recipe Blog meets TMZ.
Kellogg's customer files $5 million lawsuit alleging Pop Tarts don't have enough strawberries.
we did all those on this show.
Well, we did all of them but one.
Were you listening to know which one wasn't real?
I'm pretty sure it was the sweet green one.
You're right.
That's a good one, though.
That could actually happen.
That might happen before the end of the year.
A podcast from Sweet Green?
Recipe Blog meets TMZ, that could happen.
That could happen.
That's the only thing that doesn't have a podcast.
Okay, so one more.
Great job.
You two could win a brand new.
One more to go.
Which isn't true.
Oh, goody.
On Pornhub, math teacher makes his mark teaching calculus.
Elvin and the chipmunks owner is looking to sell for about 300 million.
New trend sees Chinese influencers head to Shanghai Costco to pretend they're in the U.S.
Airbnb hints at purchasing Alcatraz prison blocks for rentals.
Which one isn't true?
God, those are all great.
I know.
Airbnb.
You're right.
Congratulations.
You listen to the show.
It's amazing.
Oh, yeah, I totally listen to it.
That's almost sounds like it don't really.
No, really.
I love to listen to it.
It's like knee surgery.
Last Friday was international Roger Miller Day.
All right.
Today, I was going to make it an international day, but then I decided it was torture day.
Today is just torture day.
We had Easy Street from the Walking Dead torture scene.
We had the actual ongoing allegations of torture from Oklahoma, where they were tortured
with baby shark for four hours, and they were handcuffed and beaten and spit on.
And then we had the Sopranos torture scene with Dean Martin.
And since, you know, we're going old school and we've got the new Sopranos movie.
And David Chase is working on season, you know, getting new seasons of the Sopranos with the kid.
We might as well end with, you know, Dean Martin live at the Sands.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents the star of our show.
Direct from the bar, Dean Martin.
What the hell?
It's recreating the machine.
All right.
You know what?
But think of that.
Hours of that.
Ooh, I know.
I know.
Knee surgery.
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