Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 756 | Kidnapped, Killed or On The Run…

Episode Date: November 18, 2021

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It's not just you. News is moving faster than ever, and I'm hoping that I can help you make sense of it all. My name is Jamie Puezzo and I host Canada's most popular daily news podcast. It's called Frontburner. We break down one story each day and talk to the reporters, the politicians, and people at the heart of it. Our goal is to help you stay informed without feeling overwhelmed. You can find and follow Frontburner on Spotify. Blaze Radio Network. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. sure. I genuinely don't know where to start today.

No, that's not a way to start the show. So let's just say, hey, there's a recall. Let's start with a recall. Costco, warning customers not to drink the Kool-Aid. It's so funny. The affected product is Kool-Aid's Tropical Punch Mix. That's the ones in the 82.5-ounce container with the containers of best buy dates August 31st, 2023 and September 1st, 2023, they are all being recalled. Why, you ask? I mean, it's just, it's just Kool-Aid. Yeah, there's a potential for small pieces of metal or glass to be inside the product.

That's it, though. So don't, you know, just don't worry about it. It's just being recalled. Bring it back or throw it away. Materials may have been accidentally introduced during the manufacturing process. Oh, okay. Now, the Stader Brothers, I guess is a grocery store chain in Southern California, a chain I have never been to, is also recalling the Kool-A Tropical Punch,

which was sold in an eight-quart container. So just take it easy. Don't worry about it. If you've already mixed up a big old bucket, a tropical punch collate and you went, wow, that's a crunchiest little tropical punch coolade I've ever had. Yeah, it may be.

It's potentially just small pieces of metal or glass. Don't worry about it, though. You'll be fine. I'm pretty sure you will be. The recall was made in conjunction with the Kraft Heinz Company. And, you know, look, we just, we discovered the issue. during an internal review at the manufacturing facility,

there's been no consumer complaints or no reports of illness or injury related to this issue to date. So don't drink the Kool-Aid. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. All right, the question I've had for a couple of days is Laura Ingram. She's not that dumb, right?

So I saw the bit, and I call it a bit, because when I first saw it, I thought, that's not real. I mean, Laura Ingram, while I'm not a huge fan of Laura, I mean, I do catch her shows and segments from time to time, and she's not an idiot. She's, you know, she's pretty successful, which means you're probably not an idiot for the most part. but they did a bit. She had this Raymond Aurora on, and I guess he does a segment with her frequently called Seen and On Scene or something, and he's on, you know, I don't know, once, twice,

three times a week, he's a contributor, so whenever they need him, he shows up. And he's a New York Times bestselling author, and he's, you know, he's hawking a new book now called Spiders Who Killed Christmas or, Oh, that's right, the spider who saved Christmas. So that's his latest book that he's out hawking. So he's on Laura and there, he does, he's talking, he does some news segment.

And then they talk about the, he mentions the Netflix show, You. And he was, he started out with talking about Yellowstone and how people don't want the woke shows anymore and how much he likes Yellowstone. And then he goes on to you and Laura. plays dumb. And you know what? I'll just play the segment for you. And you can hear for yourself.

The politics and all those woke storylines in so many shows today. You know, I was watching an episode of you where measles came up. Wait, wait, when did I mention measles? I don't know. It was on you. What was on me?

What are you talking about? Is everyone even hearing what I'm saying? I never had the measles. Was on you. We never did a, we never did a measles and vaccine episode. Am I, is this a joke? I don't even know what you're talking about. It was on you.

It was on you. I've never had, Raymond, I've never had measles. What are you talking about? It's stupid. It was an episode of a show, Laura. What's it called? You, you. It's called you.

I've never done a show on measles. I just completely give up. We got to get a. It's a show. I give up. called you on Netflix. There's a show called Laura Ingham a Netflix. I'm moving on to Adele.

I'm moving on to Adele. Yeah, so he's there for entertainment. Okay, so that's the bit. And when I first saw it, I'm like, there's no way that's real. There's too many pauses and, you know, Laura Ingraham, again, is not that dumb. That's, in fact, the title of this segment.

Laura Ingram is not that dumb. So let's assume for a moment that Laura Ingram is that dumb. She has producers that wouldn't have let this happen, right? It wouldn't have gone on for that long. Someone would have hollered in her ear. No, it's a show or whatever. They, you know, I doubt that these shows are done live. So it could have been fixed if it were real.

Well, last night, she addressed it with Raymond. They were at their Fox News Awards thing that they do every year. you know the the fox nation's patriot awards is what it was and they were all there so she addressed this with raymond again and for a moment now again let's let's assume that she is that dumb and so how do you address it so it happened on monday and last night was a wednesday for those of you listening live today is thursday the 18th of november 2021 and so she addressed it and how How would you address it if you are that dumb? And the way to address it is that it was a bit and, ha, ha, glad you liked it. Now, I believe that it was a bit. And I do not believe for a second that Laura Ingram is that dumb. The bit was pulled off pretty well.

You know, there were pauses there waiting for the punchline to happen. She said that they had practiced for 30 seconds. Okay, whatever. however long they ran a test run through it and it was completely scripted and it was a bit and it was kind of funny and you know she's had absolutely

promoted the show I mean she's got millions of views you know both good and bad from you know the Hollywood elites saying oh so dumb to definitely a scripted bit trying to be funny and you know so

it's it was clearly a bit And it was clearly, you know, was that who's on first, sort of not as good as bit from Laura Ingram and this Raymond E. Riegel. And it was really funny and it got a lot of clicks and a lot of shows. And, you know, I got it. But thankfully, I mean, I know many of you wanted Laura Ingram to be that dumb. But sorry. Sorry to let you down. Laura Ingram definitely is not that dumb. And I can figure out if this couple is smart or dumb. A California couple was sentenced to prison for illegally obtaining more than 20 million in COVID-19 relief funds.

Some stories mention 18 million, other stories mentioned 21 million. So somewhere in the $17 to $22 million range, they were getting COVID relief funds. Okay. This Richard Ivesen, I-V-E-E-V-Z-Y-A-V-A-Z-Y-A-N, sentenced to 17 years behind bars, and his wife, 37-year-old Marietta Terabellian, T-E-R-A-B-E-L-I-A-N, received six-year sentence in federal prison on Monday.

They also sentenced a brother to, five years in prison as well. And they got him for identity theft, I believe, an aggravated identity theft. He got five years, right? Okay, so the main man, Richard is getting 17 years, the wife's getting six, and the brother gets five.

Okay, so that'd be great if they could find him, because now they're, if they've gone missing. Wait, what? Yes, yes. they cut so they had location monitoring devices on they cut those off

they left a note for their children I don't know how many kids they had it doesn't say and they left a note for the kids and they went on the run and so they've got bench warrants up for their arrest

and now they've been sentenced they weren't there I'm not really sure how that works they say that they were sentenced in absentia. Oh, oh, okay. No problem. You're not here.

We're just going to sentence you anyway. So we've got, there's a bench warrant out for your arrest. You're wanted by the FBI. And there's also a $20,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of both of these people. Now, the family, or some relatives, I don't know if they're family. Well, their relatives,

their family, Jeff. Okay. Contend that they kept the pair were kidnapped, apparently to prevent them from disclosing the identities of accomplices who were not indicted according to court papers. Oh, okay. So maybe they've just,

maybe they're just, you know, gone. Like just, you know, gone? Like, not on this planet anymore?

Now, law enforcement believe they're traveling together. Okay, you know, whatever. Now, the couple and two relatives were found guilty in June of scheming. I hate those schemers to submit fraudulent loan applications under which they and others obtained more than $18 million. 18 million in paycheck, paycheck protection and economic injury disaster loan program funds. Now, they're not alone. I mean, there are stories, some stories I don't even get to here, chewing the fat that I have in the fat pile of people who have, you know,

stolen and taken money from the paycheck protection and the economic injury disaster loan program. We made other people feel bad about getting it. Anyway, so they, and again, this says 17. I read another story that was talking about 17, another story that said 21 million. I don't know that they, maybe they don't know the exact amount. We just know that it's 20 millions, but who cares? We've already sentenced them in abstentia. And so they're already, you know, ex-cons, but they aren't really cons because you can't find them.

Okay, so the money that they got, they used to make down payments on luxury homes in, Tarazana, Glendale, and Palm Desert. They used it to buy high-end items such as gold coins. I hate those high-end items of gold coins, diamonds, jewelry, luxury watches, imported furnishings, designer handbags, clothing, and a Harley Davidson motorcycle. So maybe they've got some stashed somewhere. Maybe they're on the run and they've got it stashed somewhere and they'll show up on an island. I don't know.

we'll see. I mean, they were convicted of conspiracy to commit bank fraud and wire fraud. Bank fraud and wire fraud, wire fraud. I guess that's two different things because the way they listed is they were convicted of bank fraud and wire fraud, wire fraud, bank fraud, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The hubby was also found guilty of aggravated identity theft. Oh, that means he took it and got mad over it. He just grabbed somebody's identity right out of their hand, and he was mean. So, you know what?

It's not funny. All right. These people are criminals, and they're on the run, and they need to be found. So, I mean, there's a reward. If you can, you know, if you have information leading to their arrest, it's worth 20 grand from the FBI. But if they're long gone, I mean, if they have disappeared because of some of the other people that they were involved with, you're never going to find him. And if they could only get some of the money back from property that they purchased and

another 10 million is gone, that's a good chunk of change to hide with. That's not a bad thing. I would never do that. But if you were up against the clock like that and, you know, you were going away, why, you know, I could never leave my children. Screw that. I'm cutting this thing off my ankle and I'm gone. Heaven.

According to reports, they have three children, ages 13, 15, and 16. And so the kids are old enough now to defend for themselves. Get out. We're leaving you. Goodbye. We're cutting this thing off and we're gone. It does seem strange. And apparently the defense is looking for some video that appears to show them being detained.

being detained or not running away on their own. So we'll see. And the sentencing, of course, in absentia, that's not because it doesn't mean anything about whether they're guilty or not guilty or anything like that. That just means that we're sentencing you for the crimes that you've already been, that we've already know you did. Oh, okay.

No problem. Then you're going to prison. If we can find you. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something. cold to drink desperately. All right. In our Who Died Today,

Who Died Today? Segment. We're going to talk about manatees. Yes, I know. More than a thousand manatees have died in Florida so far this year. That's kind of sad. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission

reported that as of yesterday, 1,03 manatee deaths. Now, that's today is, if you're listening live, the 18th of November, 2021. So on the 17th of November, 2021, a thousand and three manatee deaths so far in 2021. Last year, 637 were recorded, which was well above the previous mark of 830 set in,

2013. So, well, no, recorded last year and well above the previous mark. Oh, I see. Okay, yeah. The 2003 is well above the 2013 record of 830. Because 637, I've got a mathematician, but 637 is lower than 830. Anyway, so manatees, over a thousand manatees. Now, so I think that maybe the pandemic is an issue with that. Now, I would guess that that's because people were locked up and then they were able to, you know, go back out. And so more and more people hit the, hit the waterways because the manatees live in the inland waterways. And they, you know, I know that, you know, many people believe, you know,

they struggle to go exist with the humans. But, you know, they talk about boat strikes, which cause many of the deaths. And you see a lot of manatees that are swimming in the inland waterways that have big gashes from the boat propeller. And, you know, it's sad. I mean, I used to make the joke. This is just a joke, Pita. I just used to make the joke when I lived in Florida.

Because I'm a fan of the manatees. I love them. They're sea cows. I love them. We're together. And so, you know, we're as one in the water. Anyway, you'd make the joke of, you know, because there's plenty of places in the inland waterways and throughout Florida

where it's a no wake zone. I mean, you got to move Sulu through there because of the manatees. Well, obviously, in humans, but I mean, they're worried about the manatees. And so, you know, because if you get going too fast, I mean, you know how many propellers I've gone through? Okay, so that was the joke.

All right. It's just a joke. It's not, I don't, I would never want or knowingly hurt a manatee with a bone. Okay, it was just a joke. It's not funny, Jeff. I know. All right, you got me.

So apparently, because they believe this was such a bad year, and you know, you know why? Yeah, I know. Climate change. Right. Yes. Apparently. And, of course, pollution, which is because of climate change. So polluted water runoff from agriculture.

Sewage, which, oh, okay. And other man-made development has caused algae blooms in estuaries, choking off the seagrass upon which the manatees rely. And climate change, of course, is worsening the problem. Oh, okay. So, you know, they talk about that's bad because then they all get together in warm waters. Yeah, by the new power plant, they all go there and swim because the water's so warm, and people jump in and swim with them and swimming with the manatees.

Yay! And Larry Park Zoo, I'm sorry. Sorry, I think they're called Zoo Tampa at Lowry Park now. That's one of the main manatee critical care centers in Florida. That's deep, their quote is, the thousand manatee's death is deeply concerning and will have serious repercussions for years to come. Yeah, it takes a long time.

I mean, manatees, uh, manatees take a while to give birth. Now, I'm not aware of how often manatees, Manatee's take care of a little manatee business, but one calf is born every two to five years. After the manatee reaches sexual maturity at about the age of five.

At the age of five, they are looking for business. And twin births are rare. So they've, you know, you really got to, you got to keep after them. Hurry up. Get on it. All right. Get pregnant. Okay.

Get on it. Get with that manatee business. Maybe that's what we open up, a manatee business waterway or something. So there's obviously it's going to, you know, they want more money. So they want to, they want seven million in the upcoming legislative session for seagrass restoration, manatee rehabilitation centers and other product projects. Last year, they approved $8 million.

So they're getting millions of dollars. Let's get to it. Let's get more seagrass, more rehab centers and whatever other projects. means, let's get that happening because we don't want we don't want to lose any more manatees. We don't. It was a joke.

My gosh. You know how expensive boat propellers are? All right. Stop it. So some big things are coming up for auction, for those of you with a lot of money. Tonight, Sotheby's is putting an extremely rare copy of the U.S. Constitution up for auction. Wow. I hope Mercury 1 is part of this. I don't know if they are or not.

And seven days ago, crypto enthusiasts formed a DAO. I don't have to tell you that's a decentralized autonomous organization, which is a blockchain-based governance structure without hierarchical management. I mean, hello. They set out to raise 20 million to purchase the document and put the Constitution in the hands of the people. okay the original I know is you can see at the

National Archives anyway South will be said it would accept a winning bid from Constitution D-A-O so they can you know if they outbid it right now they have 37 million or at least that's what they had you know last night they've raised

37 million the Constitution D-A-O so if that's you know hopefully Mercury 1 is part of that that'd be great if they were I'd love to be able to have this as part of our museum. But we'll see who gets this extremely rare copy of the Constitution. And then this weekend, we have big rock and roll stuff going up for auction. Eric Clapton, that was Presley, Madonna, Michael Jackson stuff hitting the auction block.

It is going up for auction in New York at the Hard Rock. Saturday at the hard rock cafe in New York Yeah and online so you could do it online Okay well that's great Director of Julian's Auctions Acoustic guitar clapped and owned and played on stage during a 70 concert Ooh he's kind of persona non-grada these days

So that might not raise as much money as they were hoping A guitar played by the king himself And given to This man who directed many of his films They're looking at about 90 grand Wow Also features a suit Madonna wore in the movie Evita that's valued up to about 12 grand

dresses worn by Amy Winehouse I mean how many jokes can I do with that and Katie Perry are also up for grabs and several items from Nirvana are up for sale we have a teenage photograph of Kurt Cobain very rare see a photograph of Kurt so young

okay tickets for concerts anything of Kurt Cobain is highly sought after so you got that going on you can go to their website, which is Julien's Auctions.com and check that out. I just want to tell you, I did not do any Amy Winehouse or Kurt Cobain jokes that were laying right there in front of me. And, I mean, it was, they were all just,

just writing themselves. And I didn't do them out of respect. So, I mean, I could just tell you the first thing that came to my mind when I was mentioning Amy Winehouse and then Kurt Cobain. I just wondered if they were worth more with bloodstains. Okay, I'm sorry, that's just the first one that came to my mind. There's plenty more. All right, that's enough. That's enough.

Getting ready for a game means being ready for anything. Like packing a spare stick. I like to be prepared. That's why I remember 988, Canada's suicide crisis helpline. It's good to know, just in case. Anyone can call or text for free confidential support from a train responder anytime. 988 suicide crisis helpline is funded by the government in Canada. All right, let's get down to some actual business.

You can follow me on social media. Twitter is at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. tomorrow the 19th of November 2021, I will be shaving my head live on my Instagram and Facebook pages. Thanks to the fundraiser I've been doing with Our Rescue. And there's still time to donate if you wish to. I was trying to raise at least one year's worth of money to pay for legal documents, medical, travel, food, water, lodging, transportation, education, vocational training for a surviving.

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And I say we, you, thank you so much. I really appreciate it. OUR really appreciates it. and we'll take, you know, we'll take every darn penny you want to give. Okay. Thank you. And because of that is why I'm shaving my head. Hashtag shave head, save human is out there for you.

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And you can also email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com if you have any comments or anything you want to say to me, I'm happy to read your emails chewing the fat at the blaze.com. The only thing worse than being copied by Twitter and Facebook is not being copied by Twitter and Facebook. That's a quote from Substack CEO Chris Best. He feels vindicated that the big social media platforms has launched their own newsletter products to rival his four years after its launch. Substack now has a million paying subscribers. subscribers. Pretty incredible. Congratulations, Chris. Amazon customers are blocked from using Visa cards.

Not everywhere, just in the United Kingdom. That's all. Yeah, they sent an email out to customers. Look, we're not going to be able to accept Visa credit cards anymore if you buy stuff from Amazon. We're not going to do it right away January 19. You've got until January to use your visa cards. but Visa apparently is charging too high a fee to process the transactions. And so Amazon said, no, you know what, we're not going to use you then. Okay, fine. That's a good battle between Amazon and Visa.

Those are two pretty big companies. So we'll see who wins that battle because, I mean, already Amazon believes they've won, but by not being able to use Visa, which, you know, is a huge, huge. huge, huge card. I don't know. I don't know if that just means Visa debit or Visa credit

or if it's anything with Visa on it because of the processing transactions. So we'll see what happens with that. That's an interesting little battle going on. More than 100,000 Americans have died from drug overdose from May 2020 to April 2021. That's according to new estimates released. It marks the first time. on record, overdose fatalities, if I could say the word properly,

overdose fatalities have hit six figures in a 12-month window and represents an almost 30% increase from the same time period during the previous year. I wonder what could be the cause of that? Could it be fentanyl? Oh, yeah, probably is. Yeah, the synthetic opioid? Yeah, yeah, it's probably that. You know, that's it.

But we're just going to call them opioids and give everybody that takes opioids a bad name, but it's really just the fentanyl that we're allowing across the border, our border that's a sieve right now. I can't right now. Vermont, New Jersey, Delaware, and South Dakota saw a decrease in overdose deaths across the 12-month period. So that's, I mean, it's pretty incredible for Vermont, New Jersey, Delaware, and South Dakota to have a decrease, especially when it increased so much across the rest of the United States.

Of course, it was the pandemic that accelerated those. overdose deaths and because it increased the drug use and the access to treatment clinics were more challenging. Were they? Okay. All right. If you say so, you got it. All right. No problem.

We know that global wealth has surged. China overtakes the U.S. to grab the top spot. Yay! Net worth worldwide rose to 514

trillion in 2020 from 156 trillion way back in 2000. I mean, that was 20 years ago. We were poor. We were living on dirt floors in the year 2000. Only 156 trillion. Wow. 156 trillion in 2000. 20 years later, $514 trillion in net worth worldwide.

China accounted for almost one third of the increase. Wow. The U.S., I guess, by more muted increases in property prices, I don't know where they're looking, but I haven't seen any muted increases in property prices. I'll tell you that. The U.S., 90 trillion. So, wow. I mean, China's way ahead of us there. No doubt about that. The country's largest retailers said in unison this week that supply chain snags will not play a role with the Grinch this holiday shopping season. Oh, okay. Well, that's kind of cool. Good. That's good news. The CEO of TJX, the parent company of T.J. Max and home goods, we are in an excellent inventory position. Okay. Target's inventory served 17.6% last quarter. It said his investments in inventory and staffing mean we're going to be there. When you walk in and you want to buy that TV, gosh darn it, we're going to be there for you.

Well, that's good, Target. Thank you. So is every other place. I mean, you walk into Sam's Club. And Costco, man, they've got walls of 85-inch TVs, man. They're there. I thought there was a chip shortage. That was, oh, that was just crippling the audio industry. Oh, never mind. So, okay. All right, good.

They're not going to let you have heated seats anymore, thanks to the chip shortage. But, ah, who needs those, right? You know what? You need to lower your expectations. That's what needs to happen. So GM said that the week of November, first week of November,

was the first time since February. that none of its North American assembly plans were offline due to a lack of chips. Okay. And Toyota's production lines in Japan will return to normal operations in December for the first time in seven months. Okay. So, I mean, that's good news, but does that mean that we've got enough chips? Or does that just mean we're going to, you don't get the heated seats? And you know what?

Your lights may or may not come on. But we're still going to make them for you. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. I guess now the traffic jam at the ports are getting better. Apparently containers at the L.A. ports are really low now. They've dropped by 25%.

I say really low. They've dropped by 25% since last month. How did we do that? Well, we started charging a lot more money for containers that were just sitting there. Oh, okay. well, great. Does that mean we're still offloading all of this merchandise? I don't know. I don't know that that actually means that, but we'll see. And one last thing here in the headline section.

You know, I saw that they were Chobani filed to go public. And they talked about how this Chobani going public on the New York Stock Exchange is a cultural milestone. a cultural milestone because yogurt went public? Okay, all right, you got it. I know that Chobani, you know, we all love the Greek yogurt. Not really, but we all love the Greek yogurt. And so I know they've got new products and it's all a good deal. And we're just wonderful.

It's all great. And now that they're going to go public on the New York Stock Exchange, they're going to go under the signal Cho, C-H-O. And that's a cultural milestone. So, yay. Oh, one more cultural milestone. The International Olympic Committee has rolled out new framework for transgender and intersex athletes.

Isn't that great? I mean, that is good that the IOC is focused on that new framework for transgender and intersex athletes. That's just great. Makes you want to go have a cup of coffee. Sure, those are at the highest levels, the coffee price. in a decade, but don't worry about it. Just have a cup and shut up.

Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for 250 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca. Okay, for sure, Queen Elizabeth is not dead or at least she has a stand in because she showed up at a little gathering yesterday. She didn't look her spry self, but she did show up and they had a video of her meeting with some people. So she is starting to get back into line.

Charlie has got to be pissed. And I see where Megan, speaking of the queen, Megan is showing up on Ellen today. We'll see Steve be all happy. Everything is wonderful. I don't know if she'll comment on how she's, you know, laying down the whip on Harry and telling him he can't go home for Christmas. You know, this will probably be the last Christmas of his grandmother. It'll be, it's the first Christmas with his grandmother without her husband, his grandfather. So that's nice of Megan.

And that's the first Christmas that, you know, both of his children, her grandchildren, are up and running her new baby girl, which I don't think she's met yet, and, you know, personally. And, you know, what's his face, Archie? So I hope she comments about that with Ellen as they laugh and joke and talk about what a one wonderful life they all have there in Montecito. We'll just see if that actually happens. I doubt it very much. And in crime.

America in crime. I think that's what this segment is called now. America in crime. Jacob Jansley, this spear carrying January 6th rioter. That spear, I believe, was a flagpole. But anyway, it's a spear. It's a spear according to AP, so that's what we're going to call it. He had a fur hat on, horns on the hat.

He was bare-chested face paint. He was one of the most recognizable figures in the assault on the Capitol. You remember, January 6th, the day democracy almost died. Yeah, he got charged 41 months. 41 months in prison because he was the face of the siege. I'm sorry, the assault. The day democracy almost died. He used a bullhorn to rile up the mob.

You bastard. He wrote a note saying it's only a matter of time. Justice is coming to Vice President Mike Pence. Not a bastard. He was the public face of the Capitol Riot,

and you cannot have that. Okay? He was that insurrectionist. So he got 41 months. Wow. For his clothes. That's great. But meanwhile,

in New York, a man who pleaded guilty to rape and sexual abuse for assaulting four teenage girls during parties at his parents' home. Yeah, he's not going to jail. And the judge said, you know, I'm not ashamed to say. I prayed over what is the appropriate sentence in this case. And man, there was a lot of pain and a lot of harm. And I know multiple crimes were committed in the case. But wow, you know what? incarceration or partial incarceration just isn't appropriate.

So, you know, I'm just going to give you probation. Wait, what? Yeah. Don't worry about those rapes. This will be like a sword hanging over you for over your head for the next eight years. Will it, Judge? Will it? That is amazing.

I mean, of course, you know, the attorneys or justice was. not done here and they don't you know nobody can believe that it actually happened but the niagara county court judge matthew j murphy the third said he agonized over the case and you know a sure he pled guilty to the charges uh it was felony charges actually that included third degree rape attempted first degree sexual abuse as well as two misdemeanor charges of second degree sexual abuse but man that that probation is going to be like a sword hanging over your head for the next eight years i mean but hey the guy that was the face of the day democracy almost died he he's going to prison i mean that's good right right of course it is yeah of course it is oh oh that's right you

know the uh two men convicted in the 1965 killing of Malcolm X, yeah, they're going to be exonerated. Yeah, you know what? The authorities withheld some evidence in the case. So, you know, we're just going to exonerate them. That's all. Sure, you know, we've, we went ahead and watched the Netflix documentary. You know, Malcolm X, who killed Malcolm X.

So it's a Netflix documentary, you got to rule. You got to change it. You have to. It's a must, right? I thought that was the case. Although Tiger King, too, just dropped on Netflix. I don't think it's going to help the old Tiger King out. And I haven't watched any of it yet.

I think it's five or six episodes. I will, even though I will be grudgingly watch it because I do not want to. But it's just going to be a rehash. And, you know, he's behind bars. And now we know he has cancer. He's going to be in a Who Died Today segment for sure, not long from now. I don't want that to happen. I don't wish that to happen.

but it's going to if what was reported is true. We may as well stay with crime. I mean, crime today's crime, chewing the fat. So let's continue with the mom who is charged in her son's disappearance. A New Hampshire mother charged in her five-year-old son's disappearance. They found the boy in the woods in Massachusetts, this New Hampshire mother. She apparently had complained to a friend that, I call him the next 10 Monday and Jeffrey Dahmer.

Oh, okay. It's so sad that I have no connection with this child. He's been getting worse and worse, the mom said, and a couple of Snapchat messages. So once they were looking for the kid, she said that he, you know, went with his father, and now he's lost. We don't know where he is.

This friend said, hey, you know, didn't she send you, send me something on Snapchat a little while ago. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she did. She called him the next Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy. Oh, okay. And now they found him in the...

I was just sad. They looked for 10 days for this poor little boy. And, you know, Mom obviously killed him and thought that he was, you know, the next Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer. Really sad. Could he have been? I don't know.

Because the mom just whacked out of her mind? I don't know. I'm just saying, She's, you know, charged now in her son's disappearance and death because, and what's adding some of that, some of that stuff is her Snapchat messages to her friend. In the words of Ben Matlock, murder is a messy business. Like the Michigan guy. Crime today on chewing the fat. The Michigan guy who killed his wife by putting a hair while. in cereal.

Right. So, apparent. And look, and he, you know, he had girlfriends and he moved somebody else in not long after

the wife died. He's been convicted of first degree premeditated murder of his wife back in 2014. And they claim that in the Michigan history, this is the first time that breast milk has been

used as evidence. So a parent, apparently, she OD'd on this on heroin. And they were, you know, he called her death an overdose. And that's what they originally said. Oh, yeah. He took a $120,000 life insurance payout. He'd been texting with other women, had one of them, like I said, move in.

Oh, okay. So I don't know what happens to the kid or the kids, because she obviously had, you know, was producing breastbe. milk. But what happened was is they took the breast milk that was in the fridge and they tested it. Yes, she was not a drug user. There was no, there was no, nothing,

no drugs in the breast milk. So that's when they said, hey, why would she overdose if she wasn't doing drugs? And so Hobby had put heroin in her cereal. Oh, okay. Great.

That's wonderful. I mean, people, wow, are just, just out of their minds. And in Oklahoma, by the time many of you are hearing this, we're either going to hear about the criminal on death row in Oklahoma will have been taken care of and his life ended. Or they will have stopped it one more time because they've been after stopping this execution of Julius Jones.

They've stopped it a few times, and now they're going to give him the cocktail this afternoon in Oklahoma. If all goes as planned, they want to commute the sentence and with life in prison, possibility of parole, he maintains his innocence. And as I believe everyone in prison is innocent, aren't they? Oh, no. No, no, no. That was just the line from a movie.

Oh, okay. So we'll see if they actually go through with the ex-execision. of Julius Jones. He's been on death row for 20 years in connection with the 1999 murder of Paul Howell during a carjacking. Again, he claims his innocence. The petition for his clemency calls it fundamental breakdown in the system tasked with deciding his guilt, including ineffective and inexperienced defense attorneys, racial bias

among his jury an alleged prosecutorial misconduct. I'm surprised they didn't mention climate change, but we'll see if they actually do go through with this execution. Who knows? Oh, and one last story in Crime of Today during Chewing the Fat, or is it Chewing the Fat? Crime of Today, Crimes Today. Alex Jones was found liable for damages

in a ruling that hands a victory to the families of eight Sandy Hook shooting victims who sued Jones and his. his outlet info wars for defamation. Wow, do I not agree with that, but he was found liable for damages in the ruling. So, great, great. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.