Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 757 | Fat Pile Friday: Wasn’t Even His…

Episode Date: November 19, 2021

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How's a quote from me, Ben Franklin? What more valuable than gold, diamonds, than diamonds, virtue. Another quote from me, just passing along for you. It is better to take, I like to quote myself to you, peasants, non-founders of this America. It is better to take many injuries than to give one. Wow, thanks, man. That was really, I mean, thanks me.

That was really good. Today's the last day. I get to be Ben Franklin. By the time you get to hear this, I'm no longer Ben Franklin. It's over. My head's been shaved. We're doing it live on Instagram and Facebook I'll post the recap video on my YouTube channel this weekend

The YouTube channel is Chewing the Fat The Instagram and Facebook pages What we're doing it live is Jeff Fisher Radio And that's happening today I raised for those of you that don't know I was raising money for OUR You can still donate if you'd like The link is in my bio

Or you can go to Our Rescue.org Click on the donate tab Click on the other tab that's in there, the fundraiser tab. And then you can click on and then you scroll down and find my page. But we've raised, I don't know, my goal was 6,000. We've raised 7 or 8,000, something like that. Thank you so much.

I appreciate it. You know, I really do. It means a lot. And to make it all worthwhile, I'm going to shave my head today. So by the time you hear this, already off. And my daughter's happy. She's allowed to do it.

Now, she better, what better happen is they better find some way to bring me a box of Kellogg's Wendy's Frosty cereal. That's all I want. That's all I want now. All I want is the Kellogg's Wendy's Frosty, Crispy Cereal Bites. That's all I want. Now, apparently, they're not going to be available until December. That's at as, uh, they better be available. The shelves are looking pretty empty these days.

Some of the shelves in the grocery stores, the shelves better be full with the chocolate-flavored marshmallow pieces that intermingle with crispy round cocoa coated cereal bites. That sounds good. And I don't know if you know this. and I may have mentioned this in the past, I'm a fan of the Frosty. One of my favorite screw-ups at a Wendy's happened when I, and I went back through the line again to see if it would happen again, and it did.

It was so awesome. Whoever, that guy that was working probably was fired the next day. So I order, I don't know, I ordered like a number. It would just, I forget what I ordered, but I would say, I need a number one, and instead of a soda, I want a Frosty. and they usually give you the medium frosty I mean they you know they don't like to do that

because you know it's cheaper to give you they make more money from the soda than they do the frosty so they end up giving you a you know smaller version of the frosty whatever it's usually a medium frosty that they replace the large soda with and so you know I'm okay fine I'm okay with it the guy gave me the large soda container

with a frosty it was awesome and I was Oh Thank you I mean I'm not Okay And I decided

That's too good to be true So I went back through again And I ordered another order And he gave it to me I That's the only time it happened Twice in one day The large soda cup

Was a frosty Oh my gosh That's a good day. That's a good day. That needs to happen again. Welcome to chewing the fat. All right. So yesterday we talked about the Oklahoma prisoner who is going to be executed.

And I questioned whether it was actually going to happen or not. And it didn't. No. It did not. They called it off. The governor said, after prayerful consideration and reviewing materials presented by all sides of this case, even though he was found guilty of murder and put on death throw, I've decided no, that's not what he said, but that's pretty much what he said.

He's determined to commute Julius Jones sentence to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole. So they still weren't happy with that. All the people that, you can't put him out on execution. You can't execute him. You can't execute him. Oh, you mean now you're not going to execute him, but he's still got to be in prison for the rest of his life?

Yeah, that's the deal, okay? They wanted him to be able to have parole and get off. No, that's not the way it works. So anyway, we're going to have to pay for him now until the time he dies for, he just killed the guy in the driveway. That's it, though. You know, his parents were there when he was, you know, carjacked and killed him. That was all.

But he's in prison now without parole. However, yesterday, Mississippi said, Oklahoma's not going to kill anybody. We are. And they executed a guy in Mississippi. Convicted murderer, David Neal Cox was executed. He was pronounced dead at 6.12 p.m. yesterday, as prescribed by Mississippi state law. He was administered the mixture of three.

chemicals and the lethal injection did its job. Have a nice day. See, Oklahoma, they were pissed. The last time that they executed the guy, the guy had convulsions and I think he threw up, and you can't have convicted murderers suffer when you kill them. You can't do that. That just won't happen. So they were fighting against that too. And remember, we've done stories where the companies are being protested against that make the potassium chloride that make the what is the other stuff bromide vachronium bromide that's the mixes with the potassium chloride and then there's the madazolome yeah the madazolome the vercronium bromide and the potassium chloride they all come together dead have a nice day that's what kills you so he and he the guy in mississippi

is his stupid name again? David Neil Cox. He's not with us anymore. He had his final meal, though. That's one of my favorite things is their final meal order. And we've talked about it on this show many times about the meals of the, you know, the final meals of the guys on death row. He requested he had fried catfish, French fries and banana pudding.

Bro, you can do better. I mean, I'm not a. I'm not opposed to any of these items. I'm okay with them. Don't bend your head in me. Banana pudding is good. With some vanilla wafers on top, that's good stuff. And then the French fries, crispy.

And you get some fried catfish with some Heinz ketchup. That's good living right there. But I don't know that it's good enough living to be the last meal. They probably only have hunts in prison anyway. Oh. It's your last meal. They have to give you the Heinz. They have to.

I mean, if you've suffered on death row and just taken what they give you, literally, for a long time, your last meal, that's Heinz. That's a good ad for Heinz. Requested by 99% of all death rowed patients. Heinz ketchup might not be that good of an ad.

Yeah. Although, Heinz ketchup, to die for works they still might not be really for that but if they want to you know what

I give it to them for free you're welcome okay here we go Heinz I'm serious you're welcome all right so

you don't have to run a YouTube ad although you could run the YouTube splash page and it's just the electric chair empty. All right? Bottle of Heinz ketchup right in the center of the electric chair.

Heinz ketchup. To die for. You are welcome. Yes. That is awesome. They're not going to do that. I won't do it. Talk about crappy service.

I'll tell you that. I should say crappy delivery service. So what do you use? use grub hub um what's what's the other one there's there's there's grub hub there's uber eats and there's door dash right those are the three top ones right and then there's bill at the 7-11 that brings you stuff now what's the company that they have a deal with 7-Eleven and they have a deal with some of the other businesses that they do uh instacart you know where they you call so that's bill bill bill works for instigart actually most of them work for

All of them. You know, they all have an Uber Eats or a DoorDash and an Instacart account and they get sent to text saying, hey, you in the neighborhood of this resident, come and get this six-pack of beer from this 7-Eleven and deliver it or whatever you're delivering. And you can say yes or no. And so anyway, this lady in an apartment building in Brentwood, California, got a salad. delivered to her apartment. And then after the salad was delivered. And then, of course, it's after the salad was delivered.

The driver then decides to go number two in the trash can out in the lobby. And it's on video. So they end up seeing it. And for whatever reason, it was nastiness everywhere. Now you see in the video, she ended up doing number two on herself. So she takes her over skirt dress that she was wearing off and wraps it around herself and leaves. I mean, that must have spelled nasty in that car, man. I mean, I don't know if you've ever been around anybody that's number two down themselves, man.

But it's worse than, it's worse than B.O. So this is in Brentwood, California. Love the lady. What was her name, Lisa? Lisa Stanley, who she was the DoorDash customer. And what she saw? Well, here I'll let Lisa tell you how she felt of what she saw. What I saw, I could not unsee.

Oh, my God. Flabbergasted. Were you, Lisa? She let it go. I mean, you know, that's saying, when you got to go, you got to go. And who did she ever? you're four steps away from outside where there's a bush or your car or i don't know but not in the lobby of a brentwood apartment building yeah not the lobby of a brentwood apartment building i would say

that at least it would be mad if the girl took care of business and not that kind of business but took care of business bodily business in the bush out front she would have been pissed anyway in the bushes of my Brentwood apartment building. So anyway, just, you know, maybe we just leave a toilet out front now for our delivery people and just set it out there for them. A little, you know, a little peepot.

We used to have, my grandparents used to have a little peepot upstairs at their house because there was only one bathroom in the house and it was downstairs and it was way at the other end of the house. So if you slept over, night and you slept upstairs.

You know, you're nightly little peepot right there and you just bring it down in the morning. So we just leave that out. Leave that out for the for the delivery people. Hey, pee and poop in there before you leave, okay? Don't just poop everywhere and wipe it all over. Nastiness.

There was due to feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad. Right. And that was, you know, that was on the West Coast, too. I don't, that Michael was too good to be living in Brentwood at that time though. That was Neverland, right?

What was he talking about there? We got to find out where he was actually talking. Maybe that's the monkey he rescued. Maybe that's why he rescued the monkey because he was traveling and then he realized that there was due to feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling in a stunk so bad.

That's what happened in Brentwood. That's what the DoorDash delivery girl did. And I and you heard the lady it stunks. It stunk so bad. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, man. So good.

So I suppose since we're in the break room, we should, oh, we got who died? Who died today? So today. in our segment of who died today, it was Tom Cruise's face. Yeah, Tom Cruise's face died. So apparently, remember we had the puffy face thing going on? And they took a pick, the one picture in Europe,

it looked like it was, I said that I didn't think it was Tom. I think it was a stand-in, just pretending to be Tom. But then I guess he was seen in L.A. with the puffy face, too. Okay? So, and so they're assuming that it was some kind of plastic. plastic surgery gone bad, you know, because I'm sure Tom has, you know, had a few cuts here and there. I mean, he's not, Tom's got enough money and enough good people over there at the Scientology lab to, you know, give them the, to break away from the three cuts to clown face rule.

And he definitely has. However, he was pretty close to it, right? He's pushing the line of the clown face rule. so I guess now it's okay he's been spotted his face looks back to normal the puffiness is down and gone and so it's good to go and he apparently he was uh you know getting ready to his driving around he was driving around bell air in his uh in his brand new kea and people were looking at it saying And hey, is that Tom Cruise? I can guarantee you, Tom Cruise, even in his movies.

It's not going to be seen in a Kia. Okay, but maybe in a movie, maybe. You know, you're seen driving around Beverly Hills and Bel Air and, you know, all the hot spots. Maybe it threw Brentwood with his fire engine red Ferrari. That, you know, okay, good for you, Tom, thanks. Well, your key is not good enough for you? Okay, fine. Mr. Puffy face.

So I guess it's all good now. So the death of Tom Cruise's face is who died today. Okay, so Charles, I got to give you one quick. I've been all over the queen this week, I know. And for those of you that don't give a flying crap about the queen, I'm sorry. And I barely care. But it's just that I, well, I kind of care. I do.

I like the whole thing, the whole royal thing. And I didn't catch what's her face on Ellen yesterday. We talked a little bit about it yesterday. So I can't wait to go back. I'll go back and cut some of it over the weekend. It's going to be great. It's going to be terrible, and I can't wait to share it with you. But apparently the prince, Chuck, was asked about mom over in Jordan.

So he and Camilla are on this trip. They're out gallivanting the world. He's, I don't know, he's in Jordan, and he's going a couple other places, too. I wonder what they could be talking about. What could they be talking about? I wonder if it's climate change. Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, that's right.

It would be. It would be he's on some tour yapping his gums about climate change. But he had to bring, you know, he had to drag Camilla along. So he was asked by a reporter, so how's the queen doing? Now, you know, his real answer is, I don't give a shoes. She's still a lot of care. I don't know. that's not what he said though he said uh she's all right thank you very much

and then he went on to say he should have just stopped you know Charlie look we know you want her dead you never had the guts to kill her and now you're now you're stuck all right she's all right thank you very much once you get to 95 it's not quite as easy as it used to be it's bad enough

it's 73 so he blasts mom for being 95 and he reminds everybody he's 73 so I mean really the answer is mom is hanging on until he dies and I'm still

I'm so pissed, and I don't know why. I'm so angry that Megan is not letting Harry take the kids back to England for Christmas. This is her last Christmas. I mean, she's going to, I mean, she may last another couple years. It is possible. But as Chuck said, she's 95. And she's starting now to miss some dates. She's not working as much.

They've made her stop drinking, probably because, you know, the interaction with all the meds. And she can't ride the horses anymore. She hurt her back. I mean, things are happening now that are usually what is leading up to night. So, and this is going to be the last chance. And this is the first Christmas that she's without hubby, without grandpa, and they're not going back. That, you. that's what I want to say to Megan

okay you I'm not going to you know Megan and I aren't on talking terms but if I were if I were to say

you know be strolling through Montecito and Megan walked out to pick up the mail Hey Meg why don't you let Harry go back to see grandma bitch I probably wouldn't last long in the neighborhood. All right, I'll talk to you later, bag. Take care.

Let me out of the neighborhood now. Take care. All right. Yeah, it would go over well at Montecito. I know. I know. Ellen, Oprah, all the rest of them to be out of their streets.

Get him out of here. He's a bum. No, no, no, I'm going to stop now. It's going to start hollering to everybody in a second. So Cleveland. Let's just get out of California. We'll move across the country into Ohio. Cleveland.

Cleveland now, you know, they had the big fight between the baseball team and the roller derby team, right? The Guardians. Because it can't be the Indians anymore. You bastards. You're not going to be the Indians anymore. And they've already started changing things to the Guardians. And so they had the roller derby club as like, hello, we were here first. You guys can't just have.

the name. Hello, I know you try to do your little sneaky thing with registering the name over on that island and, you know, try to sneak one by us and everything, but we were here first. So apparently now they've worked out a deal. Major League Baseball, the Cleveland Guardians, almost formerly Indians, worked out a deal with the Cleveland Guardians, the roller derby team. There's going to be two guardians in Cleveland. I mean, okay.

Duh? I don't understand. I mean, they must have given them a bunch of money. I think we talked about that. That's going to be the deal, right? Instead of giving up the name, it's just Major League Baseball will promote them and give them a bunch of money

and they get to be, you know, the little Guardians on the block or whatever, but we're the Guardians. We've decided we're Major League Baseball, we're the big gun, you don't, we're the Guardians. You're the Guardians. But we're the Guardians.

I don't. I know. I know. I don't understand it. I don't. And did you see where Gina Carrano is now joining the cast of My Son Hunter, the movie? She's playing the bodyguard of Joe in the movie, and she's over there filming. Now they just released a video of her over there, and they've released some of the picks from the movie, some of the sets. It's awesome stuff, man. The one shot is Hunter, which is Lawrence Fox as Hunter. Hunter. He's passed out with hookers. There's blow on the table. I mean, oh yeah. Almost makes one think, you know, it might be worth it being Hunter. But that's the movie, My Son Hunter. If you'd like

the crowdfunding movie, you'd like to help him out. And my son Hunter movie.com. Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online. and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca. Be sure to follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio, where I'm going to be shaving my head live today.

Although by the time you hear this, I've probably already done it. So just go to the YouTube channel and see if you can find the live video there. Shaving my head for OUR. You can donate OUR, Our Rescue. I'm raising a little bit of money. We've raised some cash. For those of you that have donated, thank you. I appreciate it.

Our goal was to reach $6,000 because it takes $6,000 to help a rescued slave get back into life. And, you know, they just don't kick them to the curb. I love the whole idea, the thought of, okay, we've just rescued you. Take care and shove them out of the bus. Go take care.

You're safe now. I mean, that just doesn't happen. And thankfully, that doesn't happen. I mean, we get legal documents, and they travel back to their home country, and they get new vocational training and some education, and it costs about $6,000 for one year of that. And I wanted to help at least one person, and we have. You have.

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And the promo code Jeffie gets you, I think, 10% off. But I think, I don't know how long it's going to last, but Fauci lied will get you, I think, 20 or 25% off. But if it doesn't work, that means it's over. You could quote me on that, too. If it doesn't work, that means it's over. They wish that would have happened on the set of rust. I'll tell you that. If it doesn't work, no, wait, it was the opposite of what happened.

No, I don't start bogging me down. So anyway, uh, glibly. Gloria Allred is now involved. And any time Gloria Allred gets involved in something. Man, does that make it better, doesn't it? So Gloria is working for Mammy Mitchell. It's the latest crew member to file a lawsuit against the actor and producers.

So according to Gloria, Alec played Rush. He played Russian roulette on the set of Rust. So, I mean, just one person, of course, says it, so it's got to be true. Days before the shooting, they were warning signs that there were dangerous conditions related to guns on the set, according to Gloria. How old, Gloria all read, what is she doing back in the limelight again? She's been on the limeland in all these god-awful cases for 100,000 years, so she's got to be at least 120,000 years old, right?

I want to see 80 now? I bet she's in her 80s. She's got to be. I got to find out how Gloria already is. The heck, Gloria already. 80, I knew it. I knew it. I could pick them out of the lineup, my friends.

I could. pick him out of a lineup. And now the other lawsuit against Alex. All right. How funny, somebody died. The cinematographer. And the one guy got shot, the, you know, the guy,

David Hall, the assistant director. Yeah, shot. Right, that was him, right? I think. Can't remember. Because the guy that's suing him, The one guy that's suing him now was the chief electrician on the movie. Okay?

This Serge Svittney. I don't know if that's how you say his name. S-V-E-T-N-O-Y. Serge Svet-N-O-Y. So he is suing, Alec. Serge claims that the defendant negligence has caused him severe emotional distress. Svetoy also alleged that the bullet that struck Hutchins and Sousa almost hit him.

I know. I know. He was the person who. He was the person who was by Hutchinside to keep her conscious after she was shot by Alec. So, I mean, you can well understand how he deserves a great amount of money because he's suffered severe emotional distress after the incident that was, you know, caused by Alec Baldwin. Now, okay, so. Here's the deal. And then everybody's commenting about it, right?

We got the stupid The Rock thing said he wasn't going to use guns anymore. What's his face? The other Dingleberry, Clooney, George Clooney, commented, oh, this is ridiculous. Whatever I make sure that somebody gives me a gun on set, I double check and look at it and show it to the other actor or actresses,

and they look at it and we can go through all these steps. Do you, George? Do you? Because so many of you, your movies are loaded with guns. I mean, it's just loaded with, your action-packed in your movies, George, right? Give me a break.

And have you seen the do the Red Dutas on Netflix with The Rock? And what's her face and what's his face? You know, Ryan Reynolds and Gail Gaddott. You know, Gilgadotte isn't all that. You know, everybody thinks she's, you know, Miss Little Miss it. I don't know. Anyway, I watched Red Notice on Netflix. It was okay.

It was funny. It was cute. A little fun little ride. They spent an awful lot of money on that movie. And Ryan has already admitted they wasted these millions on the movie because of all the scenes they took because they joked around making all these. How about you pay some of it back? To Netflix. Give it a little bit back, Ryan.

How about that? How about no. That's what's going to happen. That's his answer to that. No. have you seen what I have to spend on my wife? I mean, he's a lucky man. A lucky man.

Blake is his wife, Blake lively. She is way better than Gail God, I'll tell you that. There's no doubt about that, man. But if you get a chance to see Red Notice, it's okay. It's, you know,

they're trying to be funny. and they I like the idea of they go from Indiana Jones that's what I mean it's really that's what they want it to be

is an Indiana Jones kind of thing with the rock and Yale and their criminals and that's my review of red notice and

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It's good to know just in case. Anyone can call or text for free confidential support from a train responder anytime. 988 suicide crisis helpline is funded by the government in Canada. If you need more reasons to think, you know, I think sex is pretty good. Yes, yes it is, okay? Dr. Ravina Batno B-H-A-N-O-T

Bahano Dr. Ravina Bahano I don't think that's right either. Anyway, she is the founder of Zonis Fertility. A proud founder of Zonis Fertility says regular, in her words,

bonging, can reduce the risk of heart attacks. Duh, it can improve sleep, immunity, and mental health. So, yeah, there you go. I would say, one study,

one study found men that those men who had the most sex were less likely to get cardiovascular disease, which also covers a stroke. What do you look could it be for i had one little heart attack that's it so they were having sex twice a week or more compared to those having it once a month or less now it doesn't and it's just now they're just

this is just throwing sex into the pile it doesn't say with a spouse without a spouse with your boyfriend with a girlfriend or whatever it's just sex just throwing it all out there on the wall. Sex and all that comes with it can create strong social connections, including those who are single. Research showed that during COVID, single women who were unable to have casual sex reported feelings of low mood. Oh, no, baby.

Come here. What's wrong? Come here, baby. No, don't. No, no. No, no. Oh, do you have low mood? All right.

Stop already. All right? My brain is starting to get the happy hormone, the dopamine stuff is going on, okay? Plus, there was another study that I just read about talking about why so many people are having less. sex. Uh, okay. So apparently men aged 18 to 24 reported the greatest increase in celibacy. Rising from 19 to 31% of men 18 to 24 are celibate?

Bro. What are you doing? Uh, okay. I realize that some factors. may affect trends. You know, employment, income, internet use, long commutes,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. In the words of, what's her face? Greta. She's right, man. Blah, blah, blah. She's not talking about this. But I am.

All right. So apparently, according to this, media sex is everywhere. Yeah. And if media sex spurs real sex, then casual sex should be through the roof. But recent studies show that it's not.

Wow. Holy cow. A general decline in sexual activity is based not on small studies, but huge studies. Since 1972. Holy cow. We are in. We're doomed. We're doomed if the people are ever going to stop heaven.

so most men I like to think of themselves as studs do they but other studies have shown that men tend to exaggerate sexual frequency do they now

men are reporting less partner sex so if men are reporting less partner sex I mean that might not be bode well because that means that, I mean, it could be a lot worse, right? Holy cow, I mean, if they're saying, yeah, it's this bad, that means it's really bad. Ooh. Among women, celibacy also has increased.

No kidding. Can't find one anywhere anymore. women aged 18 to 24 reported an increase from an increase from 16 to 20%. Wow. And women 25 to 34 went from 6 to 10%. Oh, there's only 10% for 25 to 34. Don't worry about it then. Shut up.

That's still a whole 90%. Still clock is ticking. Okay. In women 35 to 44, partner sex frequency. remained about the same. All right. Wow. We...

So why are people having less sex? Age? Steady partners. Compared with those cohabitating or married, singles are much more likely to be celibate. Shut up.

But couples are also having less sex in large part because of children at home. Employment. income, longer commutes, religion. Is there a religion that tells you to be celibate?

No, I mean, they want you to have sex and recreate and create. And just keep recreating. That's what they want. It's either in the geography. Residents of cities and suburbs are more likely to be celibate than people who live in rural areas. This contradicts the income factor. Those in cities and suburbs typically earn more,

but in the former housing prices have soared, meaning that more of high salaries must pay for rent or mortgages. After those expenses, many rural folks retain more of their income, which may explain whether or more partner sex. What? No. There's just nothing you're done for the workday out on the farm. and then we're taking care of business.

Hello. That's right. The cows have been milked and now it's time for some dinner. You know if you know what I'm saying. All right. Hell yeah. And then if the cows haven't been milked, you sent Billy and Millie out there to milk the cows

while you're back inside the house with mama. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Internet pornography. While increasing use of the Internet typically hurts partner sex, those who watch internet porn have more partner sex than those who don't. Duh!

Interest in porn usually reflects interest in sex. Yeah. Duh! I don't know that. Wow. Race plays only a minor role in celibacy. Compared with black men, whites and other men are a bit more likely to be celibate. It's the opposite for women.

Shut up. Compared with black women, whites and other women are a bit less likely to report celibacy. Right. Okay, that's the study. I can't doubt the study, okay? But all I know is the study is telling us that people are having less sex. That can't be good.

That can't be good. If kids are having less sex, then that means less babies. Let's call it that into the abortions. Are the abortion numbers going down? I don't think they are. Maybe they are in those age groups, though. Should we do it? Chewing the fat abortion study.

How old were you when you killed your first baby? Yeah, no, that's probably not the question to ask. All right. Now, we know people are, you know, they might not be having sex with people. That study is talking about people sex. But I was looking at some news from the great state of Florida.

Florida. And there's one Florida guy that just got, uh, just got busted for, uh, doing the neighbor's dog. Now, he lives in, it lives in, uh, the part of Florida that really is Alabama. But, you know, okay, sit still Florida. It can still be Florida. But apparently the owner came out and said, Hey, what are you doing to Fluffy? And he got all pissed. And it started to beat up the beat up the guy and ran away. I mean, okay. It wasn't even his dog? It wasn't his dog, no.

No, it wasn't his dog? He was charged. They found out who he was and they arrested him. He was charged with domestic violence battery, domestic violence aggravated assault and criminal mischief. Nothing about the dog? I mean, you could just hump a dog and it's fine. Okay.

The victim's, he destroyed, he destroyed items at the house and the garage door and grabbed the knife and threatened to kill the guy. All right. So, I mean, he was pissed. He didn't get to finish Muffy. He was taking, he was taking care of Muffy and got caught right in a smack dab in the middle of Muffy.

Oh, yeah. No, that was Muffy. No. No, you can't do that. Hey, Muffy's pretty good, huh? So then I'm reading about this guy in Milton, Florida, which is up there, you know, really Alabama. But it's Florida, so okay, fine.

And then, of course, it's got all these Florida stories. So I see this one story where the lady shoots hubby. They're estranged. So they're still married. Right, estranged you're just broken up, right? But you're still married. The hubby has got a girlfriend over. and they've been hanging

They've been living together for a couple of weeks now that he's been estranged from the wife So the door bell rings The girlfriend answers the door It's the wife And she stun guns the girlfriend A couple of times She nails her in the neck and in the stomach

Juice And so she had When the police showed up She still had one of the darts in her neck still And she's fine though She's fine Okay, it's okay. The wife is charged with aggravated battery and causing bodily harm.

Now, she's up in the panhandle of Florida as well, but that's Fort Walton Beach, so that's, I mean, it's still Florida, but it's kind of, that's still Alabama-ish. You know, when you're up there, when you think of Florida, do you think of Florida, let's just say your, Florida is the man part. All right, when you look at Florida and you think Florida is the man part, all right? So the good Florida is the long part of the man part. The bad Florida is up here, the Alabama-ish part of Florida, is that's where you keep those. That's where Florida keeps those. Some people call it the band handle?

I don't know. Some people call it, I don't know. The sack. You know, whatever. call it. It's fine. I don't really call it. It's fine. It's just a thing going on in Florida. Then, in the same report, they're talking about a lady in Florida again, who was from Miramar, but this was, she was out on a deck in Destin, all right?

She's drunken high out of her mind. She's got her one-year-old kid out on the deck, all right? Now, this is not funny at all. want you laughing. Okay, it's a serious business. Serious crime business. Okay, going, not business either, business. All right. So, she's got the child out on the deck, and she's drunk and high, and, you know, they end up calling the police on her. And because she was really, again, drunk and high, and they gave the baby, she gave the baby a cherry from one of the drinks. and the kid started choking

and mom was like I'll just quote the mom. All right. Mom on the deck with the baby choking on a cherry after the round, not the first round, but one of the four vodka shots

that she had while she was there on the deck. So she came in drunk, high, had four shots of vodka, gives the kid a cherry. The kid starts choking. Mama is almost ready to pass out. deal with it. That's what they decided to call the police.

And the baby was dressed in a singer-layer outfit and in the window it was cold. It was 60 degrees. I mean, in Florida, that's cold. It's in Florida, 60 degrees. In Florida, 60 degrees, that's like, in the words of Jack Harris, that's a two-coat day. It's a two-jacket day.

You know why? jacket day because you come to work with a jacket on and it's so nice out when you leave you forget your jacket but when you go out for dinner at night it's cold again so you got to wear another jackets it's a two jacket day just saying all right we can talk about uh we can talk about card games or three headlines in a lie uh three stories in a lie uh they're pretty good i was actually i had to think about these actually uh i got it right but i had to think about it normally it's pretty easy normally you know them right off the bat but i stopped I had to stop here, and I went, ooh.

That's a tough one. So, Corby. Yeah. You're going to talk about cards, or you want to talk about three stories in a lie? Give them three stories and a lie. All right. You pick which one is a lie, all right? I'm going to give you four headlines.

One of them is a lie. If you pick the correct one, you'll win a brand new. Story number one. Supply chain crisis. Beanie babies airlifted from Chinese factories to Chicago amid howly. holiday crunch. Barbados to become first sovereign nation

with an embassy in the metaverse. Hundreds stung as extreme storm unleashed scorpion plague in Egypt. You know, I've had that story in the fat pile. I'm giving you this one for free. I've had this

story in the fat pile for the week now. It's such a great story. Hundreds were stung. And I think like, where I got fine. I'm going to get back. There actually is, I printed it out here because I was thinking about doing this for chewing the fat on Pat Show.

But the one that Keith printed out, they don't think had the right numbers. So 500 people were stung. 100 plus homes were damaged and destroyed because of the flooding. They rushed all these people to the hospital with the anti-venom

injections. I feel like I don't know that anyone actually died in the this one, but I didn't know that there were 24 different types of scorpions in the deserts of Egypt. 24 different types. Now the type that came crawling into the homes in the torrent are known as death stalkers, and they have a sting that can kill children and sicken an adult to the point of death. I think, you know, isn't that, they sicken an adult to the point of death.

Does that mean that it probably won't kill you? I guess that to the point of death is like, eh, you're going to feel like you're going to die, but you'll be fine. Get out of here. Quit your whining. Okay, so that's one of the stories. And the fourth headline is, so we did the supply chain crisis,

Beanie Baby's airlifting from Chinese factories of Chicago amid a holiday crunch. Barbados to become the first sovereign nation with an embassy in the metaverse. Hundreds stung has extreme storms, only scorpion plague in Egypt. Taylor Swift will get her own balloon at this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Corby, which one is the lie?

So, tell you about those cards. Tell you about those cards? I know, right? No, I think it's the Beanie Baby Story. You are wrong, my friends. Is Taylor Swift? Yes.

It is Taylor Swift getting the balloon. I know. I did that. That's where I stopped. Because I hadn't seen the Beanie Baby story. Yeah, I mean, either. And I was like, Oh, that's a, it's probably sound,

because it sounds almost like it's not real, right? But apparently, uh, Chicago billionaire Ty Warner, who manufactures the Beanie Babies in China, said he's booked more than a hundred and fifty cargo flights from Shenzhen, uh,

Zazu, Shanghai and Hong Kong since October, an airlift of the toys more than 6,000 miles of Chicago. Are they popular again? I thought that's gone away. Your guess is good of mine. I can tell you, we're not clamoring for beanie babies at the old Jeff Fisher chewing the fat house. But maybe other people are.

I don't know. Each cargo flight could cost $1.5 to $2 million, according to the company. I mean, maybe we divert a couple to Afghanistan and help people there. What do you say? Maybe we divert a couple and drop off a few beanie babies to the ganglord in Haiti so that he can let the Christians go that he's kidnapped. What do you think there, Ty? Hey, it's capitalism. Jeff, you can do what he wants with his money.

I know. I got it. I got it. But I thought the same thing. That's what caught me. Because I can actually see, sadly, up Taylor Swift balloon at the Macy's parade. And it's going to be live this year again.

You know, they okayed it. They're going to have the streets open and stuff. I don't know if anyone's going to be there. If you show up and you're unvaccinated, you're going to get shot in the head, I guess. I think that's a New York law. Yeah. I mean, Alec is going to be.

be there. So I would say be careful. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.