Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 763 | Guns Aren’t Toys!

Episode Date: December 1, 2021

Possible new movie… Recall: Kroger Desserts… Apology / Polk Co. & Sheriff Grady Judd... Santa shortage… Porta Potty Bomber… Adele fans torn… Carrie Underwood… Laundry done right… Jennifer Lawrence not unhappy… FDA MerckMectin... Election issues… Canadian fake indigenous person… Fang Fang Business... Russian Cannibal… Pussy shot… Rust mix up… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You may have heard of the sex cult nexium and the famous actress who went to prison for her involvement, Alison Mack. But she's never told her side of the story until now. People assume that I'm like this pervert. My name is Natalie Robamed, and in my new podcast, I talked to Allison to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member. How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma at other people? I don't even know how to answer that question. Alison After Nexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify. Blaze Radio Network

And now, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. The year is 2034. The cash-me-outside girl is president. There are 67,298 genders. It's illegal to have an opinion. I'm the last straight male. This is my story. Welcome to Chewing the Fat.

Okay, so it was just a Joe Rogan post this morning. It made me laugh. He's not getting Netflix money for that. I'll tell you that. It'll be a good movie. I would watch it. But he's not getting Netflix money for that. I don't know what streaming.

Maybe Paramount Plus puts that together for him. But really funny. And it just made me laugh. We got a big recall. Another recall from Kroger. Amazing. It's desserts. This will not stand.

I will not have this. And once again, may contain metal fragments. What the hell is going on with the machinery at these baking companies? What is going on? So Kroger Recall involves 20 unique food items as to how metal fragments possibly got into the finished products. They got into the starch and part of the baking process.

So they don't know. They don't know. They're just cleaning the machines. So cinnamon rolls, four ounce and two and a half ounce packages. White cake, chocolate cake, white vanilla cake, yellow vanilla cake, chocolate vanilla cake, yellow cake, bow tie Danish, cheese pocket, angel food cake, yellow fudge cake, red velvet cake, marble cake, single slices, yellow caramel cake single slices, caramel cake, single slices, Carmel apple double layer cake.

You might be willing to take a shot. Maybe that may or may not have the metal shards and that bad boy. Boston cream cake, double layer cake, raspberry cake, party balloon cake. Wow. That is amazing. All those items available for purchase or were available for purchase at stores across 30 states. So throw them away. Throw all my way.

No. I want my refund. I'm bringing the product back. But this is a good chance for you to get a little extra cash. I don't know what a caramel cake cost. But if you go into a Kroger right now, this is just a helpful hint for me. You go into Kroger right now and you go, yeah, I bought a yellow caramel cake single slices the other day. And I lost my receipt, but you got a big recall going on.

There's no way I could let my kids eat the... yellow caramel cake single slices that's the one I said I bought. And there's no way I could let my kids because we can possibly have metal shards ramming through the caramel cake. So I need my money back. I think it was like, you know,

whatever they usually cost, that's what you need to refund me on. Yeah, I'll take store credit. It were good. No problem. All good. So just be on the lookout if you have any of those products. It could. It may have

metal fragments in the product. There's kind of that to worry about. I need to apologize, too. Holy cow. I felt bad yesterday. Okay, so I record the show, and, you know, I'm going on about my day. And as I'm going about my day, I'm thinking, you know, I think I said Sheriff Grady Judd was from Pascoe County.

so I go back and I only listen I've tried I fast forwarded through the show I can't take it I'm not listening to the whole show I've already done it and I get to the part where I'm talking about the criminals in Polk County Polk County and I hear me say Pascoe County I is embarrassing I apologize Sheriff Grady Judd is the sheriff of Polk County Florida

Now, I know that Pascoe County is fine, too. There's nothing wrong with you, Pascoe. Don't get your little panties in a wad. It's fine. All right? I know you're mad. And you're probably, those of you in Polk County are like, you bastard. Grady, Jed, this is Polk County.

This is not Pascoe County. So I apologize, Grady. I'm sorry, Sheriff, Judge. And I apologize because it's Pascoe County is not the county. I did it again. Why was the problem? Because I keep looking at P-S-C-O. Polk.

No, P-C-S-O, right, Polk County Sheriff's Office. And in my head it's Pascoe. I'm going to stop now because I'm just digging myself into a deeper hole. We could probably just delete this whole thing and just forget about it, okay? Nobody will know and it'll just go, people will listen and go, isn't he the sheriff of Polk County? Jeff doesn't know what he's talking about. And then we're done.

So today on my chewing the fat segment during Pat Unleashed Wednesdays on Blaze Television and Radio Network, I did the story about the 121% increase in demands for Santas this year, according to HireSanta.com. And they said, uh, not so fast. Yeah, there's a great demand, but there's 10% fewer working Santas than the pandemic, or during the pandemic. and some Santas. This is from higher santa.com. Yeah, some Santas have died of COVID. And yeah, the others are taken off for health concerns.

Yeah, I would guess most Santas, if you're playing Santa Claus, you're probably overweight and you may have some underlying health conditions. And every little runny nose brat coming up to sit on your lap breathing his COVID breath. on you. That might be a... Thank you. Oh, come here, Billy. What do you want for Christmas?

Okay. All right. Go ahead. Take care. Santa. Ho! Ho! Oh.

Right. How you know that's happening. So anyway, and then I go, I thought, I wonder what it's actually what hiring santas. com is. Because I can think of a few things

where hiring Santa dot com may not be what you think and so i go there and they're advertising real beard santas all right they got dallas real beard santa los angeles real beard santa houston real beard santa atlanta chicago miami n yc nationwide oh let's take a look at nationwide real beard santa sorry there's none of them they're all dead no it doesn't say that and it's got uh find great Santa Claus entertainers for hire in the following regions and that's all over the country.

So I wonder how much how much money they make. We ought to talk to real santas.com and see, you know, what they're... What they're making. It might be a good side gig. Ho, ho, ho. Okay.

Talk to you later, Billy. I quit. Okay, another story that I did on chewing the fat segment I've had on Leash today. Two great, the hiring Santa story and this story. All right. So on November 18th at 7.45 p.m. In the town of South Lake, Texas, this young kid.

They think it's a, they're calling it a young kid. He looks like a young kid in the video. Became what is now known as the Porta Potty bomber in South Lake, Texas. And they still haven't found him, as far as I know. We know in the video, you can't see his face, obviously, but you see him running across the screen, and then you see him, and according to the police report, someone else driving the vehicle pulls out of the parking lot.

And apparently they have video of the truck that we see leaving in this main video, driving around that parking lot prior to this person running up to the porta potty and making it explode. Now, the police are saying that they are looking for an arsonist who used fireworks to cause an explosion inside a porta potty. Okay, so actually, it's really funny. I don't think it's funny. Other people were laughing.

I think it's horrific and it's a crime. So the port-a-potty blows up. And it goes something like this. Let them run. that's awesome there goes the truck so you hear him running away uh and then obviously it explodes now there's a construction trailer one of those big construction i forget what they're called now gosh darn it they're the the work trailers that are parked there and then there's the porta potty and obviously the port of potty is on a outside sidewalk on next to the corner of a building so the fire department

was called to put out the fire now the video i watched it looked like there was much of a fire i'm guessing that whatever was inside the port-a-potty helped douse the fire, the possible fire. But, you know, okay, I get the safety of the fire department showing up. They claim there was damage to the trailer. I feel like that's the construction guy going, yeah, look it. Look at that. The hitch got charred. I need a whole new trailer.

I'll keep this one, of course. But just look at that char. Okay. And they say that the port-a-potty, is worth $5,000. Five grand for a port-a-potty? A quick search online for a forda-potty. Portable toilet rentals.

We look off to the right here for ads for shop porta-pottie. And we find the Polly John for $799. We find the mobile. full flush portable toilet. Now that one is $6,510. That ain't a port-a-potty. The other port-a-potty, the satellite poly-portable,

is $721. I'm sorry, no. And there's the one, the big, the octagon port-a-potty that are, you know, the upgrade, nice port-like, you go to events and you go, oh, they got the good ones. those are like $2,600,000.

They're not $5,000. That's, if you paid $5,000 for the Port-a-Potty, he blew up, that you paid too much. You're getting ripped off. That's like an insurance scam, I feel. Okay? But, you know, I got it. It's me.

But the police are not happy. The South Lake Police Department are not happy. This is a crime in their city. And they do not want people saying the kids are being kids. They don't want you saying, hey, we used to do much worse than that when we were young. this isn't your neighborhood, okay? Stuff doesn't like this isn't going to fly.

This is a serious crime. This is a felony. So if you, you know, know, know this person. And you can, if you watch my segment on Pat Gray on Lease this morning, December 1st, for those of you listening live, December 1st, 2021. My, how time is flown by. Anyway, you can see the entire.

video that the police department posted. If you know him, you know them. I mean, that's, when you see the kid running back and forth, you can quote me on that. If you know him, you know them. I would say, tell him, don't drive around in that white truck anymore. Don't hang out with that friend anymore for quite a while because they're going to pull over every white truck, which is going to be a difficult pullover, but they're going to be happening in South Lake.

If you have a white truck, be prepared to be pulled over. And don't hang out with him anymore. And then just lay low. Don't wear that sweatshirt. Don't wear those jeans. Don't wear any of that stuff that you wore that night. And it'll just fade away. Because they do give a number in the report for you to call.

Man, I wish I had it in front of me right now. I'd give it to you so you could call and report them. But I don't. So, sorry. Oh, yeah. I mean, I looked like it was fun. There was due to feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad. Maybe that's what he's in trouble for.

I didn't think about that. Yeah, ooh, there will be some cleanup issues. What do you think maybe the fire, the fire, and the fire department hosing off It wasn't that. That's my point. That didn't happen. Listen to the explosion. Let's do it again. The truck squealing away made more noise than the explosion was just fun to watch the porty potty blow up, even if there were. There was due to feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad. That's what they're pissed about.

Yeah, if you know who this kid is, turn him in immediately. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, so good. Oh, no. Adele fans are torn. They're torn with Adele. She's got the new album out.

And she's been promoting it and, you know, we see her everywhere. I still have the, I still have the stupid. Oprah interview and concert to listen to it. Scott, I've saved it. I just haven't, I keep forgetting to go watch it. I will watch it. And then we'll talk about, I'll see, you know, what I think about Adele these days and her new look and her being at peace with herself. I know in this article it talks about it's taken a long time for her to, you know, to find herself. And she really relies on routine and consistency to feel, safe. Now I've learned a lot of truths about myself along the way, and I've shed many layers, but I've also wrapped myself in new ones, and I've discovered genuinely useful and wholesome mentalities to lead with. That's what the Oprah interview is going to be about. I can feel it. I've got so much money. I just don't know what to do with myself, so I stay at home and I get sun, I lose weight, and I have my nutritionist come in, and I just, I swear. I, I, I, I, I, I,

swim and I try to find myself and just create. It's so beautiful. It's because of you, the fan, that I get to do this. That's why I want to go on a world tour. You know, not before I sign a residency in Vegas, though. I'm going to take that money first. Then I'll go out a world tour, okay? So she's going to be at the Coliseum of Las Vegas,

Caesar's Palace Hotel, kicking off January 21st. 2021 through April, January through April. And then we're going to go on the 30 tour. They will set up in London for a few shows and we'll, you know, we'll decide where to go after that. But first, if you want to see me and hear the new music, come to Vegas, baby. I'm not turning down the Vegas money.

I don't blame her. But it's not going to be cheap. But I know, people were complaining. that, oh, I'm not going to go there. I'm not going to be able to go to Vegas, travel halfway around the world. Well, you know, as far as I know, planes are still flying.

Oh, oh, what about Amacron? Or Omcron, or Omcron, or whatever it's called, you know, the O variant. What about that? So, people are pissed that she's, you know, setting up residency in Vegas, and you know, they've been, there were all kinds

of memes of Adel crying with I can literally no chance to go because I'm on the other side of the earth the one lady posted a picture of her kid with a sad face knowing very well I have no chance of going. Yeah, we don't want

you there in Vegas anyway, you little brat. I'm just joking. Of course you can come. I mean, the tickets are not going to be cheap. You're not going to get into Caesar's Palace at the Coliseum to see Adele couple shows a night. That's a lot of work for her, man. She's going to be where that's a lot of, you've heard Brittany whining and crying about her Vegas residency.

I went to work. It's so hard. I mean, that's put a show together, a couple shows a night for, you know, maybe four nights a week. I don't know what Adele's doing. Some of those residencies, it's one show a night for, you know, six days a week or it's one, seven days a week. Two, you know, whatever their contract is. It doesn't say what it doesn't say what it is. It just talks about her setting up this residency January through April.

Oh, the one post says weekends. So she's not even doing weekdays. I mean, that's a good gig. She could still travel. Oh, it's too tiring. It's too exhausting. I can only do Saturday and Sunday at the Coliseum. Then I have to go back to L.A.

Okay. And what's her face? Carrie Underwood is setting up a residency there. She starts there too. Soon, right? Is that right? I can't... Ladies and gentlemen,

the Sands Hotel proudly presents the star of our show. Right. Thank you. Carrie Underwood, I thought she was setting up a big residency in Vegas because there was a report that her and Hubby were having a fall out because Hubby didn't want to move to Vegas.

And I say that was a no. That was a B.S. report because a professional hockey player he travels half the year anyway. So it doesn't matter where they live and if they still have the ranch, Kerry's in Vegas with the kids,

he's playing hockey. Big deal. Plus, Carrie Underwood, I will say this, the coolest thing I know about Carrie Underwood is that she posted a picture of her closet. She was getting ready.

I know. And she was getting ready for something and it was her closet. And in her closet, and I've seen many stars walk-in closets. Don't look at me like that. I just have. And, you know, look at their shoe collection and their clothes. I'm fascinated by it.

So when they post pictures of it, I'm going to look at them. Well, in her closet, in the center of her walking closet, she has a washer and dryer. Genius! Genius, carry underwood, genius. Let's see Adele beat that. You know, most people would just have the maid take the clothes down. You throw it in a pile, the maid takes it down. Or you have the shoot, you know, that you just throw it down.

It goes down in the basement and then the cleaning people can take care of it. But you still got it's bringing it back. No. You know, if you want your delicates done properly. And I am one that prefers to do my own laundry. You know, you can joke around about, ah, the wife will get it. But I like doing my own laundry. I like doing my own laundry.

You can laugh all you want. I don't care. I like the way I do it. When I was, I don't know. I don't know how old I was. 13 or 14, my mom walked me into the washroom and said, today is your in service on laundry.

I was playing football, doing two-a-day practices, playing baseball. You know, it was a ton of sports. laundry and my mom was having none of doing all of that laundry so we had this is the washer and this is how you use it and this is what this are all the soaps these are the dryer and this is how you use it and how you clean the lint tray it's all yours i won't be doing your sports laundry two and three and four times a day go and ever since then i like doing it myself i know i like the way i like to correct them on a fabric softener

I like the corrective on a soap And not too many clothes Because then they get all bunched up and wrinkly And you can't, you know You don't want them just tight together in the dryer Because it's just not right So I understand Carrie's thinking there

That's genius So again Genius Gary Underwood, genius And you know what? I think I mean this Beat that Adele Speaking of big

name actresses and performers. Jennifer Lawrence. You know, I always, I'm kind of torn on Jennifer Lawrence. I, you know, I appreciate her work, but she's been kind of agonizing and she really, you know, she's been really upset because, you know, her naked pictures were taken to the cloud. She's been really upset about that. Jen.

Are you? Are you really? Because if you were going to be that upset. for the world seeing you naked like that. I don't know, maybe you don't take them. Maybe you don't take the pictures. They weren't even that good. Well, not that I would look at such things.

Well, I mean, I didn't look away. Anyway, so she was asked, they're trying to start a fight in Hollywood. She was asked, hey, you know that new movie you're in with Leonardo DiCaprio? Yeah. He made more money than you. They paid him more money than you.

And so they want her to be mad about that. So Leo, I guess, was paid $30 million for this movie. Jennifer. I don't know how she's going to get by. Only got $25 million. Damn. Now, if you do the math according to this story, that's $83 for every dollar given to Leo.

Okay, you're right. No problem. It's a pay discrepancy. When asked about the deal, Jennifer said, yeah, I saw the pay discrepancy, but I guess Leo brings more to the box office than I do. Yeah? And she said, I'm extremely fortunate and happy with my deal. Amen. That's the deal she signed.

That's the way it is. There's not a problem. They're going to make this movie. Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence. It's going to be huge. She gets a rough. I don't know how she's going to get by on $25 million.

But that's what she gets. And who knows what the back end deal is? I guess we'll have to find that out in the cloud. Hey, Jen, just a thought from chewing the fat. Okay? And you can thank me later. All right. So your pictures are already out there, right?

And you're unhappy with it, and you've tried to live with it for all this time, and it's embarrassing to you. I don't know why. You don't want to took them, and you like people seeing you naked, but okay, whatever, I guess you're upset about it. However, if you're unhappy with the pictures

and you think they're, you know, just, it was just a silly naked selfie I took. I didn't show my my breasts don't look good and my butt isn't quite right in it. Here's what you do. All right.

Make a deal with Playboy for, you know what, make a deal for Playboy that extra five million that Leo's cut you out of in the movie. And you let them do a whole spread of you

with legitimately beautiful pictures. And so that you can be happy about it. You could say, I'm doing this on my terms and these are the pictures that I like and you just do the whole thing and I think she's pregnant now too isn't she?

Oof, that might not be good. Jennifer is going to have to fight back hard on that. She better be already exercising because if she lets herself go, man, that Playboy money isn't going to be tough to come. I mean, I don't want Jennifer Lauren. I mean, we don't want that. No.

We do not want that. Yeah, she might have the post-baby upper body, but the problem is, is that what normally comes with the post-baby upper body is the post-baby bottom body. At Desjardin, we speak business. We speak startup funding and comprehensive game plans. We've mastered made-to-measure growth and expansion advice

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So we have, we now have Merckmectin. We have Pfizer-Mectin, but don't you dare. Don't even think about getting Ivermectin. Do you know, I was talking to my, well, he's my stepbrother's wife. So I guess that's, you know, my sister-in-law. Anyway, the step-sister, whatever. And so anyway, they have COVID. I'm probably over it now, but they had COVID in the last week or so.

Right. And I can barely talk to him because every time I said, hey, how's it going? I got, I said, calm down. All right? I got to, I want you to answer a couple of questions for me. All right. Okay. I'll talk to you later. I'll call me when it's better time. All right. All right. So they get COVID. And they can't find any place. This is in Michigan, by the way. they can't find anyone that will get them the monoclonal antibodies they can't find anyone that will prescribe ivermectin

or a Z-PAC nothing so they call around to all these places they finally after they tested positive they'd tested positive for three four days

all right and then on the fourth day they called an ER and the lady at the ER said come now if you test positive I'll give you that I can give them to you right now but it has to be right now so they dropped everything and drove to this ER

and got the antibodies within 24 hours they felt better with that and that's without any they no place would give them or find them ivermectin or hydroxychloroquine. I don't know that they actually checked with the horse palace. If possible they did. Maybe she was trying to tell me that they did when she was talking to me.

When she was talking to, yeah. I was like, maybe I just didn't understand her when she was yapping and coughing at the same time. So, incredible to me. Incredible to me. these doctors, I'm sorry, that's damn near malpractice. I don't know how that could be anything else. I just don't understand. I really don't.

It's very frustrating. And I'm very glad that they're okay and fighting back. But to test positive for a virus and then have the medical profession tell you, yep, you're positive. Good luck. God bless. Go home. Make sure you quarantine.

Don't go out anywhere. Take care. Good luck. Hope everything works out. All right. Let me know. That's criminal. I'm sorry. It just is. But, hey, now you've got the Merckmectin and the Pfizer-Mectin coming at you soon. And get your boosters. Get your boosters. And, you know, you'll be good. Okay. And sure, the judges and courts are all saying, hey, you know, those government mandates really aren't the thing to do.

The companies have already locked it down for you. They're going to make you do it anyway. aren't they? No? Well, maybe. You never know. Maybe you won't have to get it. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that if you are not vaccinated yet,

you're not going to get it. You are pretty much a person that's decided, I'm good. So I think the government could just zip it. right about now. I'm just zip it, okay? Send the greatest president of all time,

Joseph Robinette Biden. Most votes ever. I already covered that on Monday, right? That, you know, let's tell him to zip it. Shut up. I'm freaking take it anymore. Did you say, I asked for people to send me evidence

of the, if there was, you know, voter fraud. in this last election. I got a few emails from people showing me evidence. What if I were to say, that proves nothing? One of them had a huge list of where fraud has been detected throughout, you know, over the, throughout the country, just incredible.

And would it be enough to overthrow the election? Yeah, it might have been. And it might not have overthrown the count, but it would have overthrown the Electoral College. So, electoral, electoral, electoral, electoral college. That's what it is, right, the electoral college. Amorph a phallis. Yeah, it would have overthrown that.

Wait, sister-in-law, is that you? That's what I thought. Did you see where Canada's indigenous health expert? Ah, yes, she had to, she lost her job. Why would Canada just get rid of their indigenous health expert? Maybe because it's a stupid job? No, not because of that at all. She claimed to be an indigenous peoples.

Yeah, no, she wasn't. She lied to everybody. Oh. Oh, really? Yeah, she lied. So, sorry. You have to lose your job. Carrie Marasa, suspended as a scientific director of the Canadian Institutes of Health Research Institute of Indigenous People's Health.

Jesus, that's a big business card. She's the scientific director of the Canadian Institutes of Health Research Institute of Indigenous People's Health. health. Her native heritage was false. Funny, you lie about that in other countries and you lose your job. You lie about that here in the United States. It's like, ah, don't worry about it. It's fine. It was just a, that was just a lie. Don't worry about it. Oh, okay. Fine. Talk to you later. Senator. Don't worry about it. You're fine. In fact, you can be a senator and lie. And you know what? How about you go ahead and bang spies for a few years and you can still remain in office too, okay? That's a good gig, man. That's a good gig. And really, you know,

let's break that down for just a little bit, talking about Eric Swallow for his like, you know, I agree he should be run out of office. Absolutely. Slept with the enemy. Did he really tell any secrets. I mean, was there really any pillow talk going on with Fang Fang? I probably not much. I mean, you know, you take care of a little Fang Fang business and you move on. Did I actually say business without business? What is going on? All right, let's talk some crime. So we have a, and in the story it's purported, but I think we can not just say that it's true. A Russian cannibal and two other men were arrested after police discovered a decapitated body at the scene of a car crash.

Huh. Now, normally you'd think that's a car crash. Ah, okay. What is that? Well, you don't normally think that that it was part of the crash, except that this body fell out of the trunk. So there's that. So the Mitsubesi, I get the guys were driving.

crashed into a highway fence and in the Leningrad region, you know that area right there, you know, to the east of Ledergrab. And so the cops showed up and said, hey, you guys are pretty drunk. What's going on? And apparently they murdered the man and it threw him into the trunk. The suspects then fled the scene.

They got the hell out of there. But not. Okay, so here's the deal. No, no, I got to get this right now. Okay, so they fled the scene. That's when they got, they got into an accident after they fled, after they killed the guy.

So they killed the guy. They ate him, parts of him. And then they set the garage where they murdered him on fire, but they threw, they threw the body of the trunk. Now, then they were so drunk that that's when they crashed and the body rolled out. And the police were like, hey, the hell is this? Something's not right here.

And so, Igor Kamarov said, I nibbled to just take a taste. Okay, Igor, no problem. The interrogator asked Yigur, Y, Y, G-O-R. friends call them yay but they can't do that anymore because that's Kanye so it's Gior and now they call him gore it's just gore which is actually

fitting they asked the interrogator asked him are you ready to eat human again his answer do you have some probably now now

now the other guy not the same guy Igor, also admitted to murdering and eating a man last September. Without any real reason. I was just, I was at the park. This guy looked good to me. So I killed him. I thought I'd eat him.

So, you know, here's just a, you know, a good advice of A, if you have to get really, really drunk to do something, it probably isn't a good thing. you know if you can you know you could you can eat a human sober now you're talking but these guys are so drunk they get into a car wreck and crash the whole thing the whole thing is over bad news and then you have the woman who uh a georgia webcam model Lauren hunter Damon 27 was uh I don't know what she was doing All right. Maybe she was showing off for the webcam.

Maybe she was just taking care of herself. I don't know. Because she was found alone in the bedroom. But she shot herself in the garage. Think of that. That would hurt. You could quote me on that, man. You do not let that thing firing off.

Oh, man. You think? And no. It wasn't Alec Baldwin, okay? She was by herself. So she just shot herself in the vagina, accidentally, I guess. I mean, I'm sure it was an accident, right? I mean, if you're going to shoot yourself, you don't think to yourself,

I'm going to shoot myself in my vagina. Let's go. No, you're not going to snaggot. No, you're not doing that. So apparently she was alone in her bedroom with the weapon. So only a couple things, right? She's performing for the webcam. You know, and I don't know how many people were watching.

We don't know if there's any recordings. Join the fat at the blaze.com is the email address. If you, you know, run across it. I'll look. I'm not, it doesn't excite me like it excites you, but I'll look. I don't know if that was happening or if she was just, you know, alone in her bedroom. With their 9mm. I held the barrel.

Oh, yeah. before I was going to get started before it went off. But I guess there was no telling where she was at in the moment. That's not funny at all. It's not funny at all. My gosh, that's terrible. And then we find out, speaking to Rust and Alec Baldwin, apparently, look, it's just a big.

mistake of what happened. I mean, we don't know exactly how the live rounds got mixed up with the fake rounds, and we just know that they were, it wasn't supposed to be live, but then it was live, and we know that some live rounds got mixed in

with the dummy rounds, and one thing led to another, and, you know, somebody died. Can we move on now? I mean, that's where we're at. They're all blaming each other. There's lawsuits. The lady that died. absolutely her family needs to be taken care of from here to eternity

it was a horrible accident but it was a preventable accident right alec I thought that was the I thought that was my girl from George oh no matter now see that gets me in trouble when I started doing stuff like that seriously

so apparently now they're out now the lady who was the weapons expert on the set her dad has said, yeah, that happens. You know, sometimes they, yeah, they, you know, they put in live rounds with the dummy rounds. You know what happens is that somebody got the live rounds mixed up with the dummy rounds because they put them in the same shells when they were repackaged.

Oh, so you repurposing. Yeah, we're just repurposing them. And live rounds and it's all going to, nobody's going to take the heat for this. Insurance is going to pay out a bunch of money. Alec is going to cry. Alec is going to cry on TV for a while. Get pissed when you ask him about it.

Alec, Alec, Alec! And then he is actually going to shoot somebody. And then you're going to, you know, back to watching his stupid movies. I can't. Why do I? I like Alec Baldwin. I like Alec Baldwin's work.

And he just... Okay. Okay, I got it. He shot the lady. Can we not do that? I talked to you about the woman that shot herself in the vagina. Yeah, I did. Okay, I did.

No problem. Oh, hey, if you live in L.A., you know what you do when you're being robbed? Nope. Don't do that, okay? I don't even know if you have one if you're in L.A. But they are asking people, you know what you need to do? is just comply.

If you're being robbed, just comply. Okay. Don't try to fight back. Bad things will happen. Just comply. Become a good witness is what you need to do. So I think that's something that we can all do, not only in L.A., but around the country.

Okay? If you're being robbed, do not resist the robbery suspects. cooperate and comply with their demands. And as I said, be a good witness. So, I mean, that's good advice, because the odds are, if you're going to get robbed, if you're complying, are they going to...

I mean, you hope not, right? I was going to make a joke, but I don't want to make. that joke you know what just be safe be safe and be a good exactly

be a good witness what kind of gun was it I don't know he was staring at me in my face and then he put it in my thing and I don't know what kind it was I guess it was a 9mmeter yeah was that kind

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