Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 77 | Tiger Woods is BACK, Scabies in Prison, & A New Bell

Episode Date: April 16, 2019

Jeffy is talking diseases around the US that includes a scabies breakout in a jail and more measles outbreak around the country. Tiger Woods is back and people won MONEY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So the beautiful country of Ecuador said that it has suffered 40 million cyber attacks on the web pages of public institutions since stripping WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange of political asylum. I am sure that it is just a coincidence. So the number of new measles cases in the United States rose again this month. I don't worry about it. It's fine. about it. The total number 555 in 2019. This year's outbreak is on course to be the worst since the country eliminated.

Wait, we didn't eliminate if they're still coming out. Worst since the country eliminated measles as an epidemic. Oh, as an epidemic. Yeah. We eliminated it as an epidemic. Now it's just a couple people get it every now and then. Except no. When you hear that, it's either a tornado or somebody in the neighborhood got measles.

Or a church is on fire. We found that out too. I mean, this is, these things, you might go deaf. There's least things going off 24-7. So health authorities have reported 90 additional cases as of just five days ago. With outbreaks in New York, Washington, California, New Jersey, and Michigan up from 78 the week before. Those cases, see, again, those cases largely just linked to travelers returning from countries, seeing outbreaks of their own. If you're coming in from Israel or Ukraine or the Philippines, I mean, if you go there, you expect to get the measles.

And then, you know, of course, there's large populations of people that are unvaccinated. More than half of the cases this year reported in New York City. The latest number was 285. And in Rockland County, to the north of the city, health authorities updated their count to 186 cases. Yeah. Don't worry about it, though. Do not worry about it because it was just 100 years ago that the Spanish flu killed 50 to 100 million people. So 10 years ago, remember the H1N1 influenza, and today which the measles are starting.

So don't worry about it. It's fine. It's fine. All you got to do is, I don't know, if you're unvaccinated, just don't be around people that are sick. That's all. And another thing not to worry about. The Congo's Ebola outbreak, it's probably close to being declared a global emergency.

My gosh. Right on cue. Keep away from eyes that bleed. Everybody seriously. Don't lick vomit off the street. And I know you don't want to die. So slowly back away from that infected guy. Stay an Ebola free

That's a classic This is Stay an Ebola free Should be in the rock and roll Hall of Fame actually Don't eat that raw meat And see We'll all be

Ebola free Keep away from those Sweaty sheets Keep away from this charge That secrete sand Always stay away from that If you want to Call me your fear

Put down that glass of diarrhea. Stay in Ebola free. Stay an Ebola free. Don't touch others poop and pee and we'll be Ebola free. Just wash your hands and you will see we can be Ebola free.

Oh, that's so great. CTF coming at you this afternoon. little Ebola free. Good afternoon. I'll take the third caller at 8889-0-33-93. You can rip me off for an armies and Jemoga Shag and a free lobe from Arizona. No, that's not true. Don't call that number.

Don't expect to win a prize. The Ebola outbreak in Congo announced in August has now become the second deadliest in history. Behind the, you know, that little West African one from 2014 to 2016. That only killed, you know, a little over 11,000 people. Don't worry about it. Do we need those 11,000 people? I don't think so.

In a completely unrelated news that you don't have to worry about. Over 90 people sickened by salmon ill outbreak as company recalls pre-cut melons sold in nine states. Don't worry about it. Right. Thank you. There's no reports that the people who are eating the pre-cut melons are turning into walkers, though. So I think it would be okay. the company Cato Foods recalling watermelon, honeydew melon,

cantaloupe, mixed fruit containing any of these melons. They were all sold in pre-cut pieces. See, back in the day, I don't know if you know this or not, but I worked for Winn-Dixie as a produce manager. What? I know. I know. I probably haven't mentioned it.

What chain? I haven't probably mentioned. Win Dixie, I said. That's Win Dixie, produce manager. I probably haven't mentioned it. But we used to just do that ourselves in the protest department. You get the cantaloupes in, and that's where you made your money, right? So if you get a cantaloupe, let's say the cantaloupe is a dollar.

I'll tell you, teach you how to make a little money in the protest department. Let's say the candlelop is a dollar. You cut it in half and you scoop it out. Now you're looking at nobody's going to pay more than 50 cents a half, right? I mean, that's the way it is. However, when you slice it another time and then you cut it up into little pieces, Now you can start weighing that bad boy By the pound.

You aren't lying. That cantalough makes you more than a dollar. I guarantee you that. So now the companies are just doing, you know, that's what they're shipping is. That's where the problem lies right there. We're trusting other people that do our gosh darn fruit cutting. Those damn Hispanics don't know how to do it right.

I mean. I can say that because I'm Hispanic. The containers were sold in Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, West Virginia, and Wisconsin. Actually, that might have been easier just to say what states they weren't sold in. Wow. And there, the list goes on. So just if you see pre-packaged, cut up melon, be careful.

Be careful. All right, so just so you know, the fire is out at Notre Dame. I know yesterday we covered it at great length. And I just want you to know that the 850-year-old structure, the fire is out. Problem now is, is it going to remain standing? I mean, there are seriously walking through that

with the soft feet through the rubble of Notre Dame. Now, the cause of the fire is under investigation. Officials say it probably began as an act. No, it's under investigation. It probably began as an accident during the restoration work. You know, it's in the midst of $6.8 million renovation project. Arson has already been ruled out as well as possible terror-related motives. But the investigation is still going.

The cause of the fire is under investigation. The official probably begins an, and they figure that it happened as an accident during the restoration work. but arson and possible terror has been ruled out. The cause of the fire is under investigation. I just tried to get it straight in my head. I'm just trying to get it straight in my head. I'm not real sure. Now, of course, whether they had anything to do with it or not,

our friends at ISIS, you know, they've got their propaganda arm already at busy. busy typing everything out for them. Now, they're, of course, calling it retribution and punishment. Now, there's no evidence right now that was terrorist activity behind the fire, but you can bet that they want to use it to stoke that anti-Western, anti-Christian hatred, of course. You can count on that. But again, the cause of the fire is under investigation.

Now, France's public prosecutor said investigators would visit the site today. they're going to walk through it slowly, and they're trying to gather some more information about the cause of the fire. However, arson already has been ruled out, and so is possible terror-related motives. So I don't even know why we're continuing the investigation. After battling, played more than 12 hours yesterday, they've extinguished it about 3.30 a.m. Eastern time. 400 firefighters battled the inferno. Two policemen and one firefighter had been slightly injured. The Paris fire chief said the church's main structure had been saved

After the firefighters prevented the flames from spreading to the northern belfry The two 69 meter bell towers remained intact And the cathedral spire and two-thirds of the roofing were burned down The 18th century organ with the 8,000 pipes survived The relic known as the Crown of Thorn survived The religious statues that said atop the cathedral had recently been removed as part of the renovation, so we were fortunate to have those still. Macaron.

Macaron, whatever his name is, said the national fundraiser to restore the capital's iconic landmark. Taxes aren't enough. In France, we're just going to win in a fundraiser too? Okay. No problem. He called the world's greatest talents to help. So no matter the destruction, the spirit of what it means to be a cathedral, can and does survive such catastrophes.

Those are the words of Becky Clark. The Church of England's Director of Cathedral's and Church Buildings. That's a good gig. One French billionaire pledged 113 million. Another billionaire and his group pledged another $226 million. I was going to help, but these guys already beat me to the punch. So, you know, sorry. Wish I could help.

I mean, we don't even get any church music or anything today. You let me down, man. Nah, you let me down. I'm doing the church update. I don't even get the organ sounds. I don't get, I don't even get a wood flute. Nothing. Sad.

Oh, that got burned in the fire? So we did find out some horrific news in our, you know, crime done wrong segment. On Friday, or late Friday, we found out that. a young five-year-old boy had fallen from the third floor of Mall of America and was injured and we didn't know how it had been, how it happened. Well, we do know. This man was walking around the mall, according to police, looking to kill. So a mom and her kid are walking around the mall. This crazy guy has been around.

He's been in the mall the last few years looking, trying to talk to people in the mall. trying to pick up chicks at the mall. I mean, there's nothing like picking up chicks at the mall of America. Oh, man. So he just walks up to him and picks up the kid, throws him over. Guilty, guilty, county, county. I mean, I'm almost willing to, this is to begin, we get town square back and just stone them in town square. That is unbelievable.

He told investigators I was just looking for somebody to kill Wow I realize it isn't until proven guilty But you admit it I mean the argument here is that this guy is You know out of his mind right So he better be able to face trial Amazing

So one of the reasons that he was out Looking to kill someone is because Remember he was out Trying to pick up chicks at the mall my words not his His words were I was just trying to talk to women in the mall But I've been rejected so many time

I just had to lash out and be aggressive Oh Maybe that first or second time of being told Hey why don't you get your freaky ass away from me Should have been a word That's unbelievable So The police surveillance video from the scene

Showed him entering the third floor of the mall Looking over the balcony several times before he approached the five-year-old victim and his mother. She noticed him getting closer, didn't say anything, picked the kid up, threw him over. Horific. Horific. The boy is alive, thankfully. But, I mean, rehab costs.

There's a GoFundMe campaign for the boys' medical and rehab cause. It's up to almost 700,000 now. I'm sure that that will pale in comparison to what it's going to cost to rehab this kid. But whatever it is, it should not be paid by this family. Did I mention we had, there was Ebola, right? I mentioned Ebola. I mentioned measles, right? I mentioned salmonella, right?

But you know what? Did I mention that in Michigan, prisoners are all upset at this women's prison? because of a scabies outbreak. Don't worry. It's all right, though. It's contained. It's contained in a women's prison. Right?

I don't worry about it. What is your problem? It's contained. Wasn't season three of Walking Dead inside a prison? Yes. How did that work out? It worked out great. Life was good, in fact, once they broke into the prison and they got in

and they secured a wing, a hardcore wing. They secured it. They were living large. They had it fenced in. They were safe. They were good. And that's the year that the governor ruined the prison life for him, though. Yeah, you know, bad, don't get me started on that season.

Because that season ticked me off, too, because Rick was, ended up being crazy, seeing his wife again and everything. I was not big about that. The other kid trying to kill the other kid? You mean, like all the other seasons, the other kid trying to kill the other kid? Wasn't the main character kid trying to kill the baby kid? Yeah. I mean, it was, it was, I liked being in the prison, though. That was a good place to be.

It was a good place to be. They just, you know, of course, it just didn't work out for them. It worked out for them and the show would be over. So, anyway, in Michigan, it's just 200 women in prison with the scabies outbreak. That's all. All of them got scabies? That's all. So, look, it's not funny.

I'm not laughing at that. I was looking at another, something else on my, my screen that's pretty funny they thank you thank you it is sad it should dry your eyes here for the prisoners it's difficult to estimate the possible

damages what some of our recent contact that was treated in just a few weeks we're not giving them any money they're in prison sorry no I know I will that will not stand you got scabies we're already paying for it get taken care of

How much is the GoFundMe page for right now? Yeah, no, they're talking about, I could hit seven figures. Not from us. Sorry. There's pending litigation. No, I'm sorry, no, you're in prison. Sorry. Were you scratching with scabies and only had to lay in your cell and watch TV?

I'm so sorry. I mean, I got it. It's not a, you know, the ideal situation. Nobody wants scabies, even if they're in prison. But, I mean, you are in prison. Let's go ahead and move on. I have a question. Where's this thing at?

In Michigan. I don't know. I might suggest this. Okay. Well, what is that? It's the electric chair. I don't know. You got scabies that we kill you?

That's, I don't know that I don't know that I'd go that. Okay, that's fine. Then maybe we do this. You have scabies? Yes. No, no, I don't have scabies. Do you have scabies? No, no, I don't have scabies.

No, I don't. I'm fine, I'm fine. No, I'm just itching because it's a mosquito bite. It's a mosquito bite is all I have. It's just the rash. There's nothing. Don't worry about it. I don't think we should.

I just, I mean, it's, again. No litigation. I'm sorry, we're going to take care of you. You're going to see the docs. We'll bring some extra medical professionals in. We'll get you taken care of. We'll douch you in whatever scabby salve you got to be in to stop the itching. Then an oatmeal?

We'll put you in. You can all wear oven mitts, which you should have been wearing in the first place. If you weren't wearing oven mitts to begin with, you wouldn't be in this trouble. Anyway, we'll give you the oven mitts so you can, you know, scrape yourself, like the chicken box and everything. So you're scabies. I'm all itchy now. I know.

I know. I know. Now, I got to remember how, in the story, the one original headline didn't say exactly how you get scabies. So now I'm going to have to look up how we get scabies. Someone that has scabies already? Probably, but I mean, I don't know how you originally. Oh, page and zero? Skabies is not an infection, but an infestation.

Ooh, don't like the sound of that. Tiny mites. Oh, we need to hose down that prison, man. Holy cow. No, I mean, we'd be more like, we need a fire sound effect. We need a fire sound effect. Okay, we got to do that because we need to set that bad boy on fire, man.

The skin, it's a setup shop in the outer layers of the human skin. They're called sarcoeteps, right? Or S-A-R-C-O-P-T-E-S. Woo. And the outer layers of the human skin. And the skin does not take kindly to the invasion. Yeah, no kidding. As the mites burrow and lay eggs inside the skin,

the infestation leads to relentless itching and an angry rash. Oh, scabies caused by being dirty. I don't even, I'm just going to say yes. I don't even want to see the answer, the real answer, because you know the real answer is, of course. No, of course not. The disease often transmitted through sexual contact. but you can get it from any close skin-to-skin contact with someone who has scabies,

even holding hands. So these are almost like, scabies are almost crabs, except crabs don't burrow in. What you look at me like that for? Crabs just, they lay eggs and crawl around on their hair, but they don't burrow in. Scabies burrow into your skin. Oof, that's nice. Okay, that's a good beginning. But I want flam, I want the burning of the fire.

A, I've never heard a fire extinguisher sound like that. B, I don't want a fire extinguisher. I want the flames to burn these freaking scabies out. Let it burn. Yeah, and then crackling fire of flames. Still burning after that. But that's what we knew.

Strike the match. Oh, there's scabies in the prison. Okay. We're done with wing four. Let's go to wing three. Oh, yeah. Burn them all, man. Hose down everything, man.

Oh, I do not. I don't wish that on anyone. But you're not getting litigation. You're in prison. I'm sorry. We're not paying you extra for that. We'll take care of it, but we're sorry. Maybe you shouldn't have been holding hands with prisoner 88B.

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It was either that or just wait for you to never upload on SoundCloud. Yeah, don't care of that. What was the problem? The problem was that I messed up again. You put an emoji on there. I put an emoji in there. And you said you could do that on the information. They told me that if it's not on the title, you go to go.

But the emoji messed it up. Yes. lied to you. So I put an emoji on fire and which, because I thought it was appropriate. Absolutely it was. We talked the church and it was good to go. And we also discussed the viability of having the emoji in

the description and not the title. Exactly. But it's still messed up. A baseball for you, but go ahead. Yeah. So the emojis are no lot, they're not, a SoundCloud doesn't recognize an emoji. But if you go back into it right now, you see that the fire emoji is there. So the trick is, this is a little inside baseball for you

for your other podcasters out there. By the way, you're welcome. Yes. You know what? Yes. You're welcome. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm kind of, I want to stop you for you not to say that because I want them to struggle like I struggled yesterday.

The trick is, is we don't know the answer to how to fix that problem. No, no, I feel bad now. I feel bad now. Go ahead and say it. Not a chance in hell am I telling them. Figure it out themselves. All right, we had to figure it out ourselves. We had to figure it out ourselves and got screwed to post another stupid 30 second promo.

So do you. I got a couple of reviews here. from First Mate Panda. I'll tell you what, if you want to know, this is as far as I'm going to go. Email me, chewing the fat at theblaze.com. Email me at Chewing thefat at theblaze.com. I'll tell you the fix.

If you don't email me, tough noggies. First mate panda says one of the best things in my day. After reading the news and listening to Glenn Beck, I want to hand myself. Believe me, I understand that.

However, listening to Jeffrey always makes me laugh and smile. He's truly the best on the network, 20 stars. Oh my gosh, this person is so smart. What did you pay them? This person is like one of the smartest people on the planet. And finally we have... We have the Betty family saying... The Betty family.

B-E-T-Y family? B-E-A-T-Y. Okay. Rumbab Resistance. We talked about a room. We talked the lady that thought it was breaking into her house when it went into the bathroom and closed the door. She thought somebody was in the,

she saw the shadows underneath the doors. And the police came and pulled their weapons on a Roomba. What else are you supposed to do, John? And then you started bad, you gave me a, okay, but if your house was that dirty, you broke all the Roombas. Oh yeah, you think I don't remember those jokes? Yeah, you're wrong, my friend, I remember. Go ahead.

Go ahead. No one said anything about me, not. I mean, you're not remembering. Anyways, the review continued says 18 stars plus two for good measure. Oh, that's nice. Best boogey podcast ever. Okay, Jeffrey, how do you spell boogie? Most people are spelling it these days, I think, B-O-O-U-J-E or something like that.

Okay. How do you spell it? I don't know. Who spells it? I say it. I don't write it down. Okay, well, this person, well, this family spells it. Other people, I'm the one that says it.

Other people are busy quoting me in tweets and Facebook posts. No bougie sauce. I get it. But, you know, that's just the way. This person or this family spells it B-O-O-G-I-E. Okay, I'm good with that. Yeah, that's boogie. Almost a boogie.

That's almost like, I don't know, coming out of your nose or something. Yeah, exactly. Nobody wants boogie sauce. best boogie podcast ever. First podcast to warn us about the Roomba. Right, thank you. Be careful. He might be taken over.

Rebillion. Right. We had the homeboy yesterday with the turtles. Now we got people worried about the Roomba takeovers. AI. Bad. Bad. And I think this week and next we're going to talk about people about AI and how bad it is, right?

Well, no, we're going to talk about AI and what we have to look forward to. And how bad they are, right? What we have to look forward to. How bad they are. are. I'm all for it. Oh, I know you are. Anything I want to be the, I want to be on the Wally floatable chair and not move. That's not AI though. That's close enough for me. All I want to know is all I want is comfort. Yeah, but that's that AI. If that means the computer has taken over, the computer is taken. But that's not AI. Yeah, no, it is. My God. Dump. All right, let's go

to the break room. I need a drink anyway. Seriously, I'm telling you something the other day. So the other day I go into a Walgreens, and I realized, man, I am thirsty. So I bought a bottle of Coca-Cola zero sugar. And it had been there in that cooler. You know, it was, I had to have been the first person to open that cooler up for the day. So that cooler had been closed. It was cold. It was so good.

I drank about half that bottle standing there in front of the counter. I hadn't paid for it yet, so it was actually almost stealing. So you stole? No, I paid for it. But, I mean, it was before. I get a soda in the store so I can drink it in the stores. I don't want to wait until I leave the store. I'm thirsty now.

I'll pay for it when I go out the line. But that's another argument. It was so good. I'm telling you, ice cold, Coca-Cola Zero Sugar is probably, if you do not appreciate the greatness of ice cold Coca-Cola zero sugar, man, I don't know what to do with you. I don't know what to do with you. All right, so you know how much we love cruise ships,

which we don't here on chewing the fat. Cruise ship passengers are all wound up now in Miami because they were left to suffer on dockside. So apparently down in Miami, the ship pulls in Carnival cruise lines, the Carnival Magic Vessel, pulls in and they're waiting for people to get off, you know, disembark. And that takes longer than planned. So the people waiting to get on in Miami are just stuck there on the docks with the sunblast.

And it is Miami, Florida, by the way. If you weren't prepared to be in the sun, maybe I ought to not be taking a cruise out of Miami. But the people were all wound up. My sun tan, my face got burned. And I wish the carnival cruise lines could have done something. You know what they did? They sincerely apologized. Sorry.

But as I'm reading this story, inside the story, it talks about earlier this month, passengers traveling on the company's carnival inspiration ship stuck in a malfunctioning elevator. And I thought, I don't even. members here in that story. I mean, I don't remember seeing the carnival inspiration story of passengers being stuck in an elevator. We remember the, we remember the house cleaner that got caught in the elevator of the millionaire, right, with the hubby left or sit in the elevator for a weekend. Oh, what happened to Millie? Oh, darn, she's not home yet. I'll go out and party. Remember that

story. I don't remember the Carnival Cruise Line people getting stuck. And in this, inside the suntan burning story. It talks about the guests who were banned from Carnival Cruises after being rescued. And I thought, how come I don't know this story? So these people got stuck in the elevator. From what I could make of the story, these people got stuck in the elevator. And so then they went a little bit far in trying to get out while they were stuck. Uh, so I mean, they were stuck in an elevator, right?

So they're stuck in there. And after they got out, they had smashed the, the elevator. They had ruined the ceiling. Uh, they got a letter saying, you'll be responsible for all travel expenses occurred. And an invoice is going to be sent to your home address. Uh, amazing. and the captain said, look, yeah, you're not going to be able to sail on the Carnival Cruise vessels anymore in the future. This all started with your elevator screwing up, dude or dudette, Captain Cresenzo.

I mean, whoever you are, stop it. How do you spell it, the last name? D-U-D-E. So it's dude. No, how do you spell that last name? I'll tell you for the boy or girl. C-R-E. Oh, that's a boy. That's a boy.

C-E-N-Z-O. You don't know that. It's a boy. It's a boy. It's a boy. If you put the C-R-E, that's a boy. C-R-A, that's a girl. So we had a group of guests stuck in the elevators for about 40 minutes. Oh, that's not bad. We had a lady stuck there for a weekend. I know. From Friday to Monday. All these people on the elevator in 40 minutes bashed in the doors. You know all kinds of damage bashing the elevator.

And you could. Nope, nope. You cannot understand it. No, you can't. It's 40 minutes. We had a lady stuck in an elevator for four days. And she didn't do anything. These people were 40 minutes, you can't handle 40 minutes.

What do you think? Like, something's coming? Like, is that what you think? Well, you don't know. You're stuck in an elevator. You don't know what's going on. You got to get out of there. Okay.

So maybe, but if you hear this, maybe, maybe I'll give you that. Maybe you start kicking things in? Maybe. I'm sure they didn't hear that. I'm sure that didn't happen. Well, almost positive. They didn't happen.

Because the captain said, you know. That's it. Oh, we still have to get to an island. Overboard, my friends. You should dismiss the elevator. This is captain. All right. I forgot to also mention about,

did you catch Tiger Woods this weekend? Great. Great on Sunday afternoon. I'm laying on the Sunday afternoon. And I think, oh, Tiger's playing today. And I look and it's like, I got to catch Tiger because it's coming up. He's in the lead. I can't believe he's got the lead.

He's on the 18th. I'm like, yeah, it's the perfect timing. I don't have to sit through a whole day of golf. I don't have to keep going back and forth trying to catch Tiger on the 50th. All right. Now he's on the 16th. All right. He's on the 18th.

Got to watch the whole thing. It was great. It was good to see. Tiger went again and look I mean he won a bunch of money he lost the gamblers a bunch of money coming back

through everybody through everybody a Tiger Woods curve and look I know look the world thinks he's a douche I got it he was screwing out of his wife for years who hasn't done that a while that's kind of a good point in the you know but he was

Tiger was I mean Tiger Woods man he became a hero of mine. I mean, at the peak of Tiger Woods, he's got the wife, he's got the kids, he's traveling in the world, he's got hookers in every city in America, and then he's going to Vegas, and he's partying in Vegas with the special hookers, and he's got the girl and, I mean, and then he goes home, he goes home to the wife and kids and says, ah, you know what,

I'm getting hungry, I'm going to go out for breakfast. He's doing the chick at the restaurant around the corner. I mean, my man, what's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? Now, you know, see, it had to be coming out, though, because I'll never forget when the news broke that Tiger was in an accident outside of his house. And then that started reporting that the wife threw golf clubs through the back window of the car,

the driveway and everything, you knew it was, you knew there was trouble in River City right there, man, big time. So I'm sure that for years, like he had two cell phones. He had the family cell phone and he had the Tiger Woods cell phone. I have two phones. And the Tiger Woods business cell phone. Do you have the Chris Cruz business cell phone? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

And so, you know, for years, the wife was let it slide. You know, she did. She let it slide. She just let, you know, that's just, I don't bring it home. Don't bring it home. Which is the same deal that we think the president Trump broke with Melania Trump. Remember that theory from two years ago? That's by, that's my breaking thing.

theory for every marriage. Just don't bring it home. You know, unless the wife or the husband wants to you to bring it home. And then, you know, bring it home. That's another story. That's another story.

That's another story. But, yeah, ooh. Ooh. Again, it was breaking the story though, right? Everything was fine until it started breaking. Until it starts coming out. Into someone's in that picture. Yeah, that was dumb.

Jeff, what are you doing, man? You and I, we need to talk, bro. don't let that happen again. Anyway, so then she went crazy, right? He brought it home and she went crazy and then enough is enough and they got it to a fight. She's throwing stuff in the back of the car. He's crashed in the driveway.

It was trouble. I mean, life was off the rails for Tiger for a while. At least the Bronco wasn't used. So, right. I mean, it was some kind of suburban or town in the driveway. So I could understand how people think, you know, Tiger, douche. But he's Tiger

freaking Woods, man. Tiger Woods. And the ratings are through the roof for CBS. They love it when Tiger wins. I mean, Tiger, for even these past 11 years, anytime Tiger walks out on the course, Tiger wins could possibly win, millions of yours. Boom.

I mean, Tiger could win, click. You're watching. And he hasn't, right? So it's been like, oh, dude. Did they say that for this one? Was he like a favorable to win? Well, he was still in the running. He was behind, but he was still in the running. He came from behind. And he won the whole thing, right? Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah. That's a good comeback story. Yes, it is. He's there. It's been 11 years. I mean, he's... Who care about the past?

Win the present now? This is his 15th major title, his fifth masters. So he might get Nike back, or didn't he lose Nike for a long time? I don't know that he lost Nike's. I mean, he's got his own brand, Tiger Woods, but I think that Nike is, I think he's still, I think he still has some kind of deal with Nike. Right? I mean, pretty sure he does. But I know that Fanduil lost a bunch of money. They were really bummed. They lost like millions. They lost millions.

Why didn't we bet on this? I know. And one guy alone, this William Hill. Still talked about that. Yeah, one more than a million. Yeah. Good deal.

I love you. I mean, that's a good bet. Right? I love it. But I think the Nike, I got to look at the Nike thing up. Hold on. Look that up.

Please pause for just a moment in the podcast. I'm not going to put you on hold because I don't feel like putting you on hold. All right, what you got for me? So in 2010, he lost $22 million in endorsements. That's it, though. Yeah, that's it. That's it.

How much did you lose last year? I didn't even remember. I don't even remember. I don't think it was $22 million, but I don't recall. Okay. Well, he lost Gatorade, AT&T, and Accenture. I don't know what that is. but he still has Nike.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he had, plus he's got his Tiger Woods too, his Tiger Woods line, the TW. I like the headline, Ascentour completely dumps Tiger Woods. I mean, that's fine, that's their deal, right? Yeah. And look, do they come back?

Maybe. You say no now. And Tiger says no. Yeah, you say no. You have to say no. You know what, no. You thought it was a douche then. Then I'm a douche now.

You still a douche. I'm still the same person. I don't want your money. I mean, he had three. back surgeries, knee surgeries. I mean, he just wanted to be able to be in the back here. I love everybody talking about him hugging his son and everything and how cool it was when he won. But when they interviewed him about his kids, he mentioned being, his daughter being there,

that his daughter had lost a state championship soccer game the day before, and he had convinced her to come up to Georgia to watch the Sunday match. And he was happy that she was there. He didn't give a crap about the son. He actually did care about the son. That means wrap up. Is that to wrap up the story? Because that's fine with me.

I'm done with Tiger. We're done with the show. No, we're not. I have plenty of stuff to do for our audience today. And this story's been sitting here that I've been wanting to get to all week. We're having you cut in it. Two days. Two days. So I didn't get to it yesterday.

I'll get to it today. Because this person is someone that my wife loves. and I haven't I haven't talked to her about well no I said that she loves she tolerates me I mean this love you too

see you later coming home I was checking really coming home yeah just checking so you know the guy the Travago spokesman the guy that is the spokesman

oh he looks awesome yeah so yeah he's my wife loves him he's Mr. Hoddy Mr. Chavago and Mr. He draws up. Oh. No. What happened? Oh, no. Don't who did it? And he... Who did he cheat on? He was arrested. Oh. For allegedly driving drunk in Houston, Texas. I know. He's 52, discovered passed out behind the wheel of a car. His foot on the brake in the moving lane of traffic. That's not good. That's not good. Now, he's born in Houston. He's from Texas. He's given a sobriety test, which... He allegedly failed.

I love this was written by his attorney. He was allegedly under the influence. Allegedly failed the sobriety test. He agreed to the blood test. I mean, you have to agree to that, right? You have to. If you say no, but see, the thing is your attorneys tell you don't. Yes.

Your attorneys say no. Don't take that because just fight it. Because if you're the Chavago guy, you've got some cash, right? You've got some cash. Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he doesn't. But if you've got your, if you've got your own. attorney and there's the family attorney they'll tell you don't do it because they you lose your

license they take your license from you right then but your attorney will say we'll get that back we'll get that back because we got a fight that we can't give them an opportunity to prove that you were actually drunk or under the influence of anything you have to just say no and lose your license and we'll get that back so good luck seeing the travago guy anymore then travago hasn't commented whether going to pull the plug on the Travago. They're better or not. I would say, oh, he's gone. Really?

Oh, yeah. Oh, okay, okay. Triago can't have the drunk. So you say he's gone? Yeah. How much we put on? I mean, they still may run the commercials. We still might have the run of the commercials with him on it through, you know,

the cable outlets and the buys. Until the contract is done. They're already in the system. But no new stuff. No way. They look for the new Travago spokesperson. In fact, Chavago, call me.