Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 771 | It’s Not Prison, Prison…

Episode Date: December 10, 2021

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responsibly. Blaze Radio Network. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. A new law starts in New Zealand. Well, it's not going to start until, you know, a couple years from now. But they want to ban cigarettes. Those bastards in New Zealand, man. What is going on?

So they want to ban cigarettes born to anyone born. after 2008 right now from ever ever purchasing cigarettes in the country so good luck with that I mean if they might as well just ban it from coming onto the island right then you're just you're looking at the New Zealand mob

sneak it them in and then you're going to have to not only are you hiding out from your parents out behind the shed they won't be home for a while Not only are you hiding from them doing that. You're hiding from the law. The law is going to lay the hammer down.

So it's expected to pass in 2023, which would raise the legal smoking age, currently at 18, by one additional year every year, beginning in 2027. We're getting desperately close to with my 30-minute audio clip. with this one a year, every year beginning in 2027. So New Zealanders, 14 and under in 2023,

will always be younger than the legal limit, while current smokers and those older than 14 in 20203 will always be permitted to buy cigarettes. So after 20, 23 if you're 14 or younger and you want to smoke you got to steal them

and you got to go out back or have your special smoking shed with someone who's older than 14 you know just doing this bit makes me want to have a cigarette I know I know why you don't have to remind me I got it So 9.4% of New Zealanders smoke right now. That's pretty amazing.

Less than 10% of the people in New Zealand smoke. And in 2008 it was 18%. I mean, they really dropped the percentages down. You do that when you start banning things. I'm surprised they don't say it's zero. What are you talking about? Nobody smokes in New Zealand. If we catch you smoking, have a nice day.

Sorry, take care. What did he do? Smoked. We caught him out behind the shed. I sure hope nobody sees me. Somebody saw him. I mean, you're doomed. You're doomed in New Zealand.

So the rate of the indigenous M-A-O-R-I... The Morseh Palace. Yeah, those people. Their population has 30% of their population smoking. So good luck taking the way away from that. Now, an average pack of cigarettes in New Zealand. I mean, the price is right. I want to give you some price.

The average, what do we pay in for cigarettes in the United States right now? In New York, it's probably 15 bucks a pack. Because when I was in New York in Manhattan, I never, I think I bought one pack of cigarettes in Manhattan in my years there because I was out and I didn't want to. to wait until I got back to Pennsylvania. But it was like 10 something for the pack. In Pennsylvania, you know, you're getting them at between three and five bucks a pack,

depending on where you're at. So you're up to, and now here in Texas, I see them priced, like for the shorts, the Barbaro Red Shorts, they're like six or seven bucks a pack. That's getting outrageous. I mean, it's almost making it so you, they don't, it's almost like they don't want people to smoke. Right. In New Zealand. Average pack of smokes, $2.50 a pack.

That makes it slightly unavailable for a lot of people. Yeah, give me a pack of smokes. That'll be $23. Wow. Man, you are doing some serious damage to your wallet for a pack of cigarettes. maybe you go to the reservation of the indigenous Amorphafalus population, the Marari people or the M-A-O-R-I people, and maybe they have a deal.

Yeah, what is it? Mowery. Yeah, Mowary, that's what I said. Right. Maybe you go to their reservation and you spend, you know, you can get them for what? I mean, 15 bucks a pack would be a great price. If you're pricing them at 2250 a pack. Wow.

No kidding, man. I mean, you are smoking that thing right down to the butt. I really could. That tasted good to me. And I didn't even have one. Let's see if it tastes as good this time. Yes, it did. Welcome to chewing the fat.

You know, that's the thing. They've done such a great job of marketing over the years where smoking is your friend and not your enemy. I'll stop talking about smoking. I just, I really feel like a cigarette today and I'm not going to.

Don't worry about it. Give me alone. But you know, they were, they become your friends in good times and bad times, happy times, sad times, dark times, cold times, and hot times. Whatever damn time it is,

they become your friends. and, you know, I know they're bad. If they killed you immediately, if they were more like, well, other stuff that people get addicted to, it might be better up. But New Zealand, I guess, you know, they're doing the age thing, and now they're pricing it out of everybody's reach, right? I mean, it would take some serious money to be a smoker in New Zealand. I mean, if you're smoking more than a pack a day in New Zealand,

you're looking at 50 bucks a day? I mean, it used to, I mean, I think the last time I bought a carton, it's probably 50-some dollars a carton, 10 packs in a carton, so you're looking at, you know, you know, what is that? Five bucks a pack. I feel like that's the last time I bought a carton. They were still, they were over five bucks a pack.

So maybe it was, Anyway, I mean, that's still, you know, but you make, you make do, you know, so you'll have, you tell your kids they don't get lunch today. You tell, you know, you know what you do? You don't drive the car to the park on Saturday. You just, instead of walking, you just don't go and you stay home and smoke. I welcome to chewing the fat. I'm sorry. I just babbling.

This New Zealand thing, really. 2250 a pack And you not and all the The non-smokers and this I know you think it's great And it's wonderful and I got it Okay

I got it It just It just amazes me Hey good news though Uh Jesse Small was found not guilty Okay He was not guilty on

One count of the six And I was right too Yesterday when I first heard it I didn't know You know they said It was guilty on five of six counts, I figured that the one count that they would let him off on was the second reporting to the second detective, and that's the one they let him off. So he goes before the sentencing at the end

of January. They claim they're going to appeal. We'll see. Maybe someone can talk some sense into Jesse and say, dude, no one believes you. Okay, let it go. You've got. You've got. You've spent way too much money on this. You could have just apologized and been done with it. Now you're going to have to apologize and to spend whatever the city of Chicago is going to charge you, whatever the courts are going to charge you, and you're going to have to pay for the attorneys, which ain't cheap, okay? And you've still got family to feed.

You've got to get back to work, man. You've got to find a show to do. So, I mean, it's time to, you know, make do. And if they make the deal where there's not going to do any jail time, I mean, I would have loved the judge to do the sentencing last night. You made us wait. He had the judge specifically asked for them to be there within 30 minutes of when the jury came back. When they got the jury, the jury's reached a verdict, get back to the courtroom.

And everybody's there except who. Oh, that's right. guy that on trial he made everybody wait another 20 don't shake your head like oh my own in a hurry yes it's your damn trial you're the reason we're here just agonizing

but you know thankfully the jury saw through it and I have a nice day so then if he wants to keep it on going it's going to be going to be agonizing I mean we have all kinds of trials going on. I mean, Maxwell's trial still going on. We've got the police trial going on up in Minnesota. We have all kinds of trials still happening. And we found out today that Julian Assange can be

extradited to the U.S. to face espionage charges. And by can be extradited to the U.S., pretty sure that means will be extradited to the U.S. Pretty sure that's what that means. Now, we also have the January 6th convict, but she's not a convict yet, but she may as well be. The Texas realtor that's charged going to the Capitol

on January 6th for what she thought according to her was a peaceful protest march. Okay. She was sentenced to 60 days in prison for what the story says two minutes and eight.

seconds in the doorway. Now, she posted a couple TikTok posts, which, you know, she's a realtor here in Texas, and how old is, I don't know how old she is, but she's got to be mid to late 30s, maybe in her 40s. Jenna Ryan?

It doesn't matter. I'm sure she's 20. I'm sure she's 20. But, I mean, I'm not really sure how old she, does it say in this story how stupid old she is. There's gotta be now that I look at the picture again

I'm going to back away from my late 30s into late 40s, early 50s. I mean, she's whatever, it doesn't matter, but she posted a couple TikTok videos talking about what was going to happen to her. Now, the first one

she posted, she's in her leggings with her workout bra on, and that's it that's it but she's a little momish

yeah a little bit of that not overbearingly look fat look but momish and she's and she talks about the she talks about don't look at my toenails so that means she really cares

about how she looks you know her hair's done she's a realtor she wants to make sure she looks nice for her picture on the side of a bus bench. No doubt about that. You got to look good for those pictures, man. When you drive by, nobody's sitting on the bus bench,

they see you. So you got to look good for that. And she's probably got her picture on the real estate sign that she pounds into the ground every now and then. So anyway, but Jenna went there and now she did her deal. She's going to prison in a couple of months.

And she's going for 60 days before a couple of months. And she's got to go in now, I think, What does she go in? Well, she tells us, I think. Go ahead. Okay. So here's the deal. I am going to prison in three weeks.

Okay, three weeks. At the first week in January, I have to report to prison. And the only thing that I can see that's good about having to go to prison is that I'm going to be able to work out a lot and do a lot of yoga and detox. And also, I can't eat because the food is awful. Stop for just a second. I have a feeling that Juanita in prison may have to question Jenna about that ain't all the things that we can do in here, Jenna. But go out. I digress.

And there's just no food. There's just no food at prisons. Hopefully they have like some protein shakes and protein bars, I think. Yeah, that'd be wonderful. Because you don't want to eat like green bologna. That's what they have to eat. Do they? I'm going to end up losing weight in prison.

Everyone's telling me that I'll lose. weight. So hopefully I'll finally get down the way. Everyone is telling you, Jen. I won't be able to drink. I won't be able to eat. Oh, there's not going to be any alcohol there. I won't be able to eat like stupid stuff like chips. What? All the stuff I eat. I ate the Doritos and stuff. So I just wanted to go ahead.

Don't look at my toes because I'm too freaked out to have a pedicure lately. Right. But this is how much I wait today. Ooh, what does it say? And I'm thinking that I can get down to you know, 140. So 30 pounds and two months. If I do that, then it will be worth going to prison for 60 days. If I can lose 30 pounds, it would be so worth it. So you have to look at the bright side of everything you do. And that's what I'm trying to do. So wish me luck. Okay, good luck. She's 170.

Oh, that's definitely mom. She's 170. She's athletically, 175. though, athletically 170. Now, that video happened one day, and then the next day she posts another video, backtrack it a little bit. Because she had an interview with Inside

Edition, and really who hasn't had an interview with Inside Edition? I could tell you my Inside Edition story someday, but, I mean, many of us have had Inside Edition interviews. But let's see what Jen I had to say about hers. Hello, everyone. It's me, Jenna. Hi.

Hi. I just wanted to say that... Let me ask you a question. Stop for just a second. Let me ask you a question. If you're a... Nah, I'm not going to say that. Go ahead.

I did an interview with Inside Edition, and they were like, what do you think prison's going to be like? Do you think you're going to have a great time? Let me ask you a question. Sound for just a second. If you are... No, I don't want to phrase it that way either.

Go ahead. No. I do not think prison is going to be a great time at all. One thing that's important for everybody to know is that I do have a misdemeanor charge. It's not a felony. It's not like I won't be able to work when I get out. I have a beautiful life on the other side of this.

It's just I have to go through hell first to get to my beautiful life. Okay, stop for just a second. All right, so now, a day later, it's not about losing weight. It's not about green bologna. It's not about there's nothing to eat. There's nothing to do.

I don't know. I'll lose weight. Although, I mean, you're pushing 170, John. Something you know to think about.

Anyway, I mean, some of us at 170 would look dead. That would be me. But that's another point that we can't have to talk about. 170.

I was probably in. Fifth grade. Fourth grade. Third grade. Second. grade. I don't recall. But a long time ago. Anyway, back to Jenna.

And, you know, I'm going to go through hell. It's going to be awful. See? I changed our two. But I'm a very positive person, and so I try to look at the bright side of everything. And the only benefit of going to prison is that

I'll be able to read books. That's all there is to do. Read books and work out. Oh, it's not going to be work out. So that's what I plan to do. I plan to read books, workout. become a better person, really work on myself, and make the best of a horrible, horrible situation. I'm not excited about going to prison. This is absolutely the worst experience I have ever endured.

Many times I cry myself to sleep. But as a person that's overcome so much adversity in my life, I'm the kind of person that gets up and fights and keeps going and keeps trying. And every day, that I'm in prison, I'm going to set my intention to become a better person. A more smart, a smarter person by reading wonderful books. I'm going to become more faithful to God by reading a Bible. I'm going to work out, work on my body, and really have an opportunity to not do the things

that you can do whenever you're out here in civilization. Right. You know, it's not, it's a prison camp. It's important to you all know, this is not, you know, the penitentiary. There's not going to be Wait, what? I mean, who knows? Anything bad can happen to me.

You're right. Stop. This is not the penitentiary. So it's not prison. All right, go ahead. I could be completely killed and horrible things can happen to me.

But I really think that it's minimum. So there goes the whole workout and the protein shakes, the protein bars. We're back. to where we're past green baloney okay we're up to i could be killed could a yes jenn yes it could happen go ahead security there's no bars there's you know it's definitely what it's definitely locked down it's definitely oh yeah crappy crappy time right hell i thought is what you said yesterday

i can't i can't so She's going to white collar. Oh, shut up then. Even what's her face? From, I thought this was worse, the worst thing ever. January 6th, the day democracy almost died. That was the worst thing ever. But not as bad as, oh, I got a fun.

Varsity Blue, Operation Varsity Blues. How am I not saying this without canon? Wait one moment. please okay i mean how could i even mention the operation varsity blues without you know operation varsity blues oh yeah come on i mean even her didn't have that tough a time right she i mean that easy a time had a tonight's episode country blues tonight's episode I mean, come on. So I don't know what's going.

Plus, this last picture where she got all dialed up for Inside Edition. I mean. A buck 70. A buck 70. Right. I got to see that video again. See if that's actually,

I believe that maybe it went down. Maybe that's just misleading scale. Hold on. Here she goes. She's walking on the scale. So this is what I weigh. She goes over to the scale, digital scale, pops on it,

touches it goes back to resets to zero. If you have a digital scale, you know that's how it works. 170.6. So a buck 70 plus. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, I could use a cigarette, too. Would you stop thinking about smoking?

I can't take it. So it's Fat Pile Friday, so we should at least try to get to, I mean, I've got a ton of fat, just like Jenna. And personally, too, I mean, really. I mean, it would be difficult for me to step on a scale and have it slow down at 170 plus. I mean, I step on the scale that it's, I mean, it's not slowing down until 670. 770 and then starting to slow back down. Remember the old scales where you had the

big fat guy scales so you got the big pads and stuff on the bottom but the the poundage reader was the small circle so you had to put your big fat feet on the pads and then you had to look

down a little small circle way down way down there. I guess they didn't want you to see that it was 800 pounds not at the bottom. I get it. And I like weighing the weighted bars, you know, like the tribeams when you're selling Coke. And, you know, you're weighing yourself. And I like doing that. You like hop on there at the doctor's office and you just do it yourself real quick.

It's like, okay, pip-p-pup. And you tell them the weight. And they go, oh, okay. Yeah, they believe you. Hey, fine. Don't worry about it. Because once you put, because some of them at the doctor's office now, they have some newer models now, some of the new digital ones,

but the older style ones, the older triple beams that they had, you'd have to slide over and then you hit the, say, like the, they'd only go up to 350 pounds. Right? Don't look at me like that. I know where it went up to.

So, but you hope that you didn't have to get over the, in the days of pre-300, you set that thing on 250. And then the bottom one, you had to roll along, you know, to get to 60, 70, 80, but if once you're past 800 pounds that farthest

the heaviest scale on top has got to go all the way to the right baby all the way to the right then you can bring it back a little bit on the bottom work it out anyway speaking of fat people Adele good and bad news to

we know that she's got her new deal weekends with Adele going on in Caesar's Palace which is going to be great starting in January and April That's a big show. I saw some footage of Underwood's show in Vegas, too. Looks awesome. I mean, that would be a show to see, too.

I mean, I bet Underwood's making some serious cash. I need to look into her contractual arrangements for that deal in Vegas. It's just be interesting to know. But Adele's deal starts in January, weekends with Adele, January through April. And some of the fans are a little pissed. Remember we talked a little bit about because they were pissed that, I'm not going to be able to see her now. She's not going to go on tour.

Aren't she going to be in Vegas? Yes, that's right. You'll have to wait four months. Oh, hell. Boo, who do you? The tickets are still going to be out of your reach anyway, despite the venue. But now the room people are pissed at the Vegas prices. Now, not only are they pissed at the Vegas prices,

they're pissed at the Stubhubhub and ticket master prices. Because the pre-sale tickets. sold out. But then you can pick them up from other sources that purchased the tickets. So if you didn't capitalize on that, if you didn't get in,

you're not in. You can quote me on that. When you're in, you're in, you're in. If you didn't get in, you're not in. Okay? That's just, as a facts. Those are facts from chewing the fat. That's a chewing the fat fact. Once you're in, you're in. If you didn't get in, you didn't get in.

you didn't get in so now it's looking like resale prices ranged from $2,000 to $35,000 a ticket to see weekends at Adele with Adele I'm sorry not that Adel who I mean sorry Adele

wow I mean holy cow now are they going to get that probably not you know they get maybe a couple grand sure Are they going to, which means that if there are somewhere a couple grand, that means you're getting into that show for under a couple grand? Oh, I don't know about that.

Good luck. I'd like to know what the tickets. What are the ticket prices to Adele? I got to imagine the, well, there's got to be the VIP ones too, right? But those tickets for Adele have got to be $7,800 a ticket. Oh, that's not bad. Some of these are looking like $50. I mean, you're going to have to stay.

I don't know that Caesar's Palace lets you on the property unless you're staying there. I'm here to see Adele. Are you staying here at Caesar's Palace? No, we were just coming for the show. Yeah, sorry. Anyone need a ticket that's staying here at Caesars? Because these people got a pair right here. But why did you shoot my husband?

Oh, are you staying here at Caesars? I am now. Okay, go ahead. I mean, that's not bad. So that's got to be... I have the gardener green, Zappal Sears. Venetian Resort, 44. Those are March, though.

Those are March tickets. Good luck. You're not getting into the January shows. Not happening. But they're all 50 bucks. Now, you may be, it's the Caesar's Palace, you know, that reaches to Los Angeles.

You'd be sitting in the parking lot in L.A. The Caesar's Palace bus lot in L.A. watching it on the big screen. But it's the same thing. It's almost like you're there. And so I don't know what Adele's supposed to do about it, but the good news is that when you think to yourself, hey, isn't there something that the government could do?

Because they could fix anything. Yes, a group of congressional Democrats, and I'm sure they will get some crossovers from the Republicans on this, they introduced a stopping Grinch, BOTS Act. And they're going to attempt to stop ticket scalpers from using bots to buy up highly desired items including tickets. So, man, if you, if you think that things are screwed up now, wait till the government

gets involved because it only gets better from there. So let's say you're a 90-year-old billionaire, married to a 65-year-old rock and roll groupie from the past what do you do with your money what do you do with your life well let's say if you're Rupert Murdoch and you're married to

Jerry Hall you know who had I mean she I don't think her and Mick ever got married but she said you know he's had four or five kids with Jagger so I know she I'm sorry was groupie offensive

sorry So what do you do with your life? I mean, you're Rupert Murdoch, your Jerry Hall. Jerry Hall, and Rupert Murdoch is 90 years old. A big surprise that he's a billionaire. I wonder if it was her that wanted the ranch. I don't know. I don't know.

It could have been. So they're buying the 340,000 acre Beaverhead Ranch. Don't look at me like that. It sits near yellow. Stone Park. It has 25 homes on it for the workers. We let them live on

we live on site. It's fine. Make sure they have another access road though. I don't want to see those cars passing by when they come in. Yeah. If they're the work they come in to up through the back. Yeah, that's fine.

I mean, drive the main road, but when they come back into the property, they've got to have their own entrance over there. I don't want that. I don't want them to have them access over on this side, except for just the workers. I don't want any of those kids or anything wandering over here.

Buggin' me or the family or anyone else, okay? Unless they're going to work. Unless they're going to work. So it's owned by Fred Coke, one of the Koch brothers, another billionaire, evil billionaire.

So, It's amazing. Why would he buy this ranch? I mean, that's a big ranch. And it's a working ranch, right? It's a cattle ranch. I mean, they have homes for people working there. But if you, and they're getting it at the rock bottom price of $200 million.

So it's right there. I mean, you couldn't pass it up. Hey, want a working cattle ranch? Oh, you know, Jerry and I have been, Jerry and I have been. talking a little bit about getting a cow to put in the freezer. We ought to buy the ranch then. Rupert, what do you think? Okay, I'll buy the ranch.

Do you want to, honey? Oh, yes. Mick never bought me anything like that. Okay. How much you want there? Which Koch brother was it on this stupid property? Okay, I'm not sure if it was the Koch brother that was still alive, that's still alive, or the Coke brother that died.

But when you look into it, it's Fred's son that runs the company now. Those damn coax, man. They stick together. So Rupert and Jerry anyway, got this working cattle ranch right next to Yellowstone for a couple hundred million, 340,000 acres.

And, man, good times. Good times. I guess that's what you do. do when you're 90 and your wife is 65 and what are you going to do with an extra 200 million laying around? You know what? Let's buy that damn farm. We were at, you know what?

We were outfishing and he said, you ought to come and see our place. The Beaverhead, the Beaverhead Ranch. You ought to come and see it. We've got a place for the workers to live, which is perfect because then they don't have to leave. when the bad weather comes, they're already on property. And we just keep it up, you know, make sure they have heat, water,

and they're fine. If they complain too much, we fire them. But, and we're fine, you don't have to see them even. They just drive up the other back road, you don't have to look at them. And so you're fine. How about that, Rupert?

You know what? Rupert, you know what? I'll sell it to you for $200 million. What do you say? I'm getting sick of it anyway. I'm so sick of having the upkeep. and I'm tired of looking at the cattle and I just

do you go there? No, I've never been there but I just tired of having it. It's just tired of it. So why don't you buy it for me for $200 million? Would you like that Jerry sitting on the bank of the river as we're fishing? I sure would.

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anytime you can direct message me or email me if you want to try to get a hold. You can follow me on my YouTube channel Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. I see where BTS was the most had the most retweeted tweet in 2021.

And when I say BTS, I mean at BTS underscore TWT. And above that, they have some kind of drawings. I guess it's their alphabet. and next to the verified account checkmark. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't read that. So the number of most retweeted tweet, right? I want to make sure I have the record right. Okay, they're the most retweeted tweet in 2021. Twitter said the K-pop group was speaking out against the rise of Asian violence following the March killing

of eight people in Georgia. That really wasn't Asian. That's the way it was reported. Six of whom were Asian women, but that's not why he killed them. BTS, hashtag BTS, was also the top hashtag of the year. So their tweet,

they tweeted a stop Asian, what was the letter say, though? I can't make out. Because they posted, and they retweeted, two letters under hashtag stop Asian hate

with the some kind of emoji and stop AAPI hate with the same emoji. What is that? I guess that's the I don't know what that is. I don't know what emoji that is. It looks like a

it looks like a turkey. So I'm thinking that it was Thanksgiving, but this particular tweet wasn't in Thanksgiving Go ahead Tell me what it is Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders

No I know That's who we're talking about I want to know about what the emoji Means The turkey emoji Yeah What does No is it really an Asian American thing

Is that their logo of emoji I don't know about that I just know that AAPI is That's not what I'm talking about I'm talking about the emoji Just stop with your Asian hate, okay? So one letter had their drawings on it again And then the other letter was in English

But Just so we're clear, okay We're just so we're clear I realize that this was at the beginning But it really wasn't Asian violence I'm sorry the people got killed in Georgia But it really wasn't about that Okay

So anyway, that particular tweet 2.5 million likes, 86.3,000 quote tweets, and 1 million retweets. So congratulations to BTS underscore TWTU. All right, you're fantastic. Stop Asian hate. I believe you.

I'm with you. Hashtag stop Asian hate. All right, I can't go the show. I know. I know. I know I try to stay away from but I can't go to the show without saying we're having while I'm recording this

today it's you know I'm required for those of you that aren't listening to me live right now you know that it's a recorded show the funeral service of Bob Dole is going on and they're in the cathedral the National Cathedral and I mean I guess the National Cathedral is like

non-denominational I think it's like a non-binary church. I'm not sure about that, but I guess it is. But the choir was just singing and they were wearing their masks and it's just, can we not have, please, the choir. Well, that's when they're singing and spewing their spiked proteins all over, Jeff.

Okay, all right. I see everybody wearing a mask, or most everyone wearing a mask, except for Ted Cruz. and I see they're all sitting together like their buddy buddy and I know it's a funeral

and we're all sad for the same guy you know Bob Dole I get it but you know to see all them together rubbing shoulders and by that

I mean all the different senators and congressmen they're all sitting there it's just agonizing to me it's just agonizing to me I'm reminded of how much I don't like them and then Biden walks in,

Biden shuffles in with Jill and Kamala and Kamala's husband in tow. They were all walking behind the white guy. Yeah, that's what was going on. That's what I saw. That was the weirdest video when he came into the event the other day. That was a Bob Dole thing too, wasn't it?

Yeah, when they, when it... Bob Dole was, we're opening that retirement. up to anybody these days, man. But Bob Dole's lying in state there. And well, you died, I put him in there. And so it's all. Let him come in. It's ridiculous. But when he came in,

so Kamala's already in and hubby. Hubby's on the end. Kamala's inside. Joe and Jill shuffle on by and it's going to be Kamala's husband for life of me. I can't remember his name. I think it's Doug, but I'm not sure.

and so you got hubby and you got Kamala and then you would have Biden Joe and Jill so he leans over and he says something to Jill and Jill says something to him and then while the thing is still

going on they kind of Jill slides behind him over to the other side so that it's going to be Kamala Jill Joe not Kamala Joe he doesn't even want to sit next to her Holy cow, man, that.

You want to talk about someone being a toxic individual, man. Now, maybe Jill can handle the B.O. I don't know. Maybe Joe's like, I can't smell her anymore when I sit next to her. It's too much. Can you, can you take it? Now, maybe it's the perfume. Maybe it's the perfume.

She's wearing that nasty stuff again that I don't like. You've got to sit next to her. Maybe it's that. I don't know, but it's really weird. No, I don't think it's that. They're not going to make me sit next to Kamala again, are they? The last time I sat next to her all she did was pass gas, made me want to pass gas, so we just sat there farting the whole time.

That would not be good. That would not be good. I'm just saying it It would not be good Anyway just weird The whole thing And I rest in peace Bob Dole I get it

This I've got to still have to do my It's too late now It's too late It's too late It's too late I'll do it some other day Yesterday we talked about camels

I told you about the camel The cheating camel cheating And that's a multi-million dollar deal So then I looked up And I was right It was the Civil War that we brought camels in to the states. And then also yesterday we got the news that a camel had escaped a Christmas

nativity scene in Bonner, Kansas. So, I mean, first of all, I mean, thumbs up to the live nativity scene in Bonner, Kansas, right? I mean, they're bringing in live camels, man. You know, they sell the fake ones. You can just set them inside. the fence and they stayed to worry about them wandering off.

Anyway, I guess the camel halter broke off and off he went wandering around Bonner, Kansas Bonner Springs, Kansas. Oh, sorry. I don't want to make them mad as Bonner Springs. Got it. Bonner Springs, Kansas. And he's just wandering around

and officers and animal control were out searching for him all day. Somebody said, Hey, he's out at the golf course. Why don't you go pick him up out there and get him off a hole at 17? Well, yeah, I'm trying to play through. And so sure enough, there you go. That's where he is.

And so usually the most unusual is cattle and horses, according to Sergeant Heather Pate. But nope, not this time. The old camel broke loose. You see something different every day, don't you? you do. That's what makes Bonner Springs, Kansas, so darn special.