Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 774 | Free at Last, Free at Last…

Episode Date: December 15, 2021

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You know, I like the watch ads, so they continue to send me watch ads. But I saw an ad for a slow watch. And I'm like, what the heck is a slow watch? Right. They're not called short. bus watches, okay? They're called slow watches. And I like, actually, the one is really pretty,

but it got me thinking about, what the heck is a slow watch? Well, let me tell you. A slow watch lacks a seconds or minutes hand, and instead features a 24-hour dial. Each tick mark on the dial represents 15 minutes. So people should just spend their hours

doing the things they love and enjoy, not fretting over which minute in the day it is. Right. I mean, hello. So I'm not quite sure I would want a slow watch because they say, oh, it's 1201 or 1203. Does it really matter? It's lunchtime, go to lunch.

In my world, it matters. In my world, it matters if it's 1159 or 12-201. I don't know that I could live with a slow watch. I don't know if I could do it. So we put the 18 minute together along with the 7-minute together. You got 22 minutes. You sell it with 8 minutes of ads. You got 30 minutes.

Maybe I should have used the slow watch. I might have been able to figure that out differently. Welcome to chewing the fat. So it must be that the same piece. People that want the slow watch are the people that are napping at work. So, I mean, there's a new study, of course, from plush beds. Just five more minutes. America's napping tendencies survey.

Key takeaways. Overall respondents believe that the ideal nap lasts 51 minutes. 53% of nappers had received a promotion in the past year compared to 35% of non-nappers. 68% of respondents admitted to having napped at work before. Everybody's going, well, yeah, I guess I've napped at work before. Yeah, I guess I have. Have you?

Okay, 30% of the respondents believed employers should all. offer paid nap breaks. Those 30% are the owners of slow watches. I guarantee you that. Now, when you say nap at work, all right? Now, technically, I have napped at work. But I'm not working. I'm not doing my specific task.

That's just, I'm confused, really. At what time of, That's just, you can quote me on that. I'm just confused. At what time of day are you most likely to nap? 32% early morning. 15% mid-late morning. 20% early afternoon.

19% mid-late afternoon. Evening, 3%. Yeah, nobody's taking a nap in the evening. Because as tired as you are, you know that if you nap, you're not going to be able to sleep late. So it's a vicious cycle. Late night, 11%. Those are the overnight workers, though.

They're supposed to be doing another round of the warehouse. Instead, they're don't know. They wake up at 2.15 and do the 3 o'clock walk around instead of the two. It's part of that. All right. We'll see. Have you ever napped in any of the following places? Public transportation, 39%.

Absolutely. I mean, I can say that. I have done that on the, uh, when I took the trains back and forth. Uh, not so much in the morning because you're up and you're working and stuff, but the afternoon hits. And I mean, I like work. I like being on the trains because it's your time. I mean, you just put headphones on. You have your laptop. And it's your time. But there were a number of after afternoons. Only once did I almost miss getting off the train. And, you know, you do not want to go to the yard. and the last stop you know they want to do not want to go to the yard

and the conductors are usually they're pretty good they're going through the train banging on the pipes just to make sure that you don't want to go to the yard get the hell up well there was one afternoon man I remember out

I mean and usually when it come up to the stop you know okay stop we're here okay we got to get up and I hear the digging from the conductor and the train in front of me you know just that quick ding on the pipe

and that's him saying hey fat man you still sleeping in the last car get up and I mean I woke up and I was like and I look and I see the station that we're at is the last

station the Trenton station I mean tumbling stumbling off of that train car man I do not want to get caught on that bad boy and have to go to the yard do you know then you got to It's a whole process. I've talked to a couple people that have ended up at the yard,

and it's a process you don't want to be a part of. Pain in the ass. But sure, public transportation, yeah, of course. At the beach, well, I mean, that's, again, that's almost like public transportation. You know, you're at the beach and you kind of sleep, but you kind of don't. You know, there's only a rare point in time when you're on the beach.

You wake up. and you've got all your stuff stolen and there's sand thrown on your feet. At the airport, same thing, same thing at the airport. Of course. Of course, you find the chair and you fold your arms and you, and then, you know, you miss your flight.

Highway rest area, yes. I mean, who hasn't pulled into the rest area to pass out? That's what they're there for. The last time, too, by the way, I broke the law the last time I was at a red stop. And I hesitate to tell you. you this but I'm going to tell you that it can be done. We went got into the rest area and everyone had to use the restroom. The reason we stopped at the rest area wasn't to nap. Okay. So as we're pulling up

and it's busy. I mean this rest area, I don't know what the hell. There was some kind of parade or something going on because all the parking spaces were filled up. The truck side was full and we're pull up. The only place is empty. Handicapped. And my wife was going to drive past the handicaps stall, and I'm like, no? Pull in. That's where we're parking. I'll limp. I limp anyway.

I've got a bad knee. Oh, you know, tough. Or you don't have a handicap tag. So? I mean, what are they? You know, of course. I mean, I didn't get a ticket that time. Whishu.

Cab or ride share? Yeah, no, I've never, I've never slept in a cab. been a lot of cabs too when we used to take some of my favorite moments are taking the cab in New York when I would get into the city with Stu and Dan Andrews and myself

we all took the same usually every day same train so if it's a crappy day out we'd catch a cab from Penn Station to where our studios were and so most cabs are you know two people in the backseat and they are not crazy about

letting people sit in the front seat, you know, because the cabby's got all this stuff there stuff. So you always have, we had our three, and I always looked at the front, you know, I just tap on that front window. I'd be so pissed. I'd be up in the front, jammed into the front. I'd be holding the cabby's backpack. Oh, so much fun.

That's fun, though, because then they would end up talking to you. Public Park, same thing. You go to the park, you know, maybe put your head down on a picnic table. You probably don't fall asleep, though. You know, it's one of those that if you do, the next thing you know, the drug dealer's waking you up, kicking you out of the park. Can you got to leave?

And 10% say none of these. Okay, you're not living if you haven't done that in some of these, all right? Current physical health. Oh, wow, man, great there. Current happiness, productivity, creativity at work, current work-life balance. I don't care about it. To nap or not to nap?

That's a long survey for these people, man. They're trying to sell some beds. benefits of napping at work. 55% Refreshing. 45% improves mood. 44% reduces stress. 34% increases productivity.

34% increases alertness. 31% improves sleep at night. 31% makes up for poor limited night at sleep. Oh yeah, you got a bad night sleep. You've got to get a nap during the day. 28%. increases creativity. So you've got a lot of, I mean,

productivity and creativity. That's working, man. All right, there was one that I wanted to think about the age groups, nap room, paid naps, shut up. Those are the people with the slow watches. They're taking the slow, they're taking the short bus. Would you stop?

That's not even funny. We're talking about a slow watch. So anyway, nap at work. Those are the people right there. Right there! Those people. Those are the people wearing slow watches. So let's say you're not going to take a nap,

but instead you're going to get in bed with, you know, multiple dozens of people. Let's say like, I don't know, 24, 25. Would it be illegal? Ha! Not anymore. Now, New Zealand has their red light, orange light, green light, go, traffic signals. COVID plan thing that they do.

And the prime minister, what's her stupid name? Oh yeah, Jacinda Arden. I never couldn't remember her stupid name. She's just as much of a communist as the rest of them now. I mean, but hey, hey, lock it down. Lock it down. And they seem to have worked in New Zealand

has it as their traffic light system. But she was on a talk show, one of the New Zealand. New Zealand's, I don't know, morning little talk show gatherings that they do and they do it so well. And she was announcing that, yes, orgies can resume. I can confirm that Tinder liaisons have reopened. Great news for my friend. It's not strictly embedded in the traffic system. But it is a given up to 25, actually, in a reality.

area. Nice. Stop. Stop. No, we are going no further on that line of questioning. We're not going to talk about it anymore. I don't want to talk about Tinder

liaisons anymore. So, you know, I guess if you have been in New Zealand and you swiped right, I guess nothing happened because it was locked down and you couldn't go. But now the Tinder liaisons have reopened.

And I'm not really sure it now. I'm probably not as familiar with Tinder as I should be, but it would be very different. I mean, that's a lot of swipe it to get 25 to come into the same room, man. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And then you got to hope that it all hits, right? You have to do more than 25. I mean, that's like the airlines, you're overbooking.

Because you know everybody's not going to show up. And even if they do like, hey, I swept right, but we're adding, we're adding these four. Oh, no, she's gone. We're adding these four. Oh, he stays. Okay, that's fine. Oh, wait. Anyway, that's good to go.

Orgies are good to go in New Zealand. So I'm just looking at their red light, green light, orange light plan. I don't know why I wasn't aware of their traffic light system in New Zealand. So life at red, workplaces are open. where appropriate staff may work from home. Everyone can go to school. Public health measures will be in place. Wear a face covering whenever you leave the house.

Keep scanning QR codes and record keeping everywhere you go. Oh, yeah. We're on contact tracing for all of it. And if you step out of your house without a mask, I'm not sure that they're doing that yet, but it could be coming. Make sure you have your own, your own My Vaccine pass.

ready to be checked. Most places will have the restrictions in place. This is under the life at red. Keep physically distance where possible. If you have cold or flu symptoms, isolate immediately and call health care for advice about a test. Do not step out of your house. Get vaccinated if you haven't already. Being fully vaccinated opens up new freedoms under the COVID-19 protection framework. How many, what's the percentage of people in New Zealand that haven't been vaccinated? It's got to be small, right? 93% have been vaccinated. That's pretty darn good.

Pretty darn good. Oh, hey, yeah, 86% total doses, so it drops down a little bit. See people snuck around with just your one. Can't take you. So, I mean, it's booster time for everybody. Get your booster shots. Make sure you get your booster shots because you want to be able to travel

and be a part of the human race if you don't have your booster shots. So get your booster shots. Get your booster shots right here. Booster shots right here. You know, if you're going to start dating again, though, if you're going to start swiping right, you're going to want to know the dating slang words

that you're going to be using and you're going to want to know what it is, like soft launching. It's a web turn that means... So, you know what a soft launch is. So it's just dating slang for the same thing as a soft launch. You expect that it's a new relationship. We'll just, we'll gradually get together. That's what Tinder is right there, man.

Tinder is a soft launch of a relationship. Fauciing! I can think of so many, so many, I should come up with my own dictionary for these because I can think of some chewing the fat meanings behind these words that isn't quite right. Fauciing is the act of turning down a date because someone isn't taking the pandemic seriously enough.

Zambying. I know, zombieing. Okay, you've heard of ghosting, you know, the phenomenon in which someone abruptly ends all context. with no explanation. But when someone who ghosted you suddenly comes back around, zombieing.

Woke fishing happens when some... Again, I'm already coming up with definitions that probably are not right. The term is modeled after cat fishing. You know what cat fishing is when someone assumes a false identity person... But woke fishing happens when someone

portrays themselves as more progressive than they are. Yeah, because that happens all the time. Man, usually on social media in order to impress others or simply because they aren't as well-versed on the issues as they believe themselves to be. Yeah, that's woke fishing right there. Benching. I just want to leave these alone.

I don't even want to tell you what they really mean because I want them to mean other things. Benching is You know, you know Athletes get benched That means they get taken from the game But the practice of keeping a potential Romantic partner

On hold In case others don't work out Yeah Orbiting It just I'll be with you I still got you I still got you babe We'll do lunch

Next week Call me Orbiting God Thank you Yeah no If you've got some of the that's benching, you're not taking them to space.

That's not happening. Orbiting. Tomorrow I may give you the real definitions of these and not these made-up ones that they're actually saying. Orbiting is the new ghosting. When someone breaks off all contact with a person, they were dating in real life, but they continue following that person on social media

and interacting with their posts and content. That's orbiting. And cuffing. All right. I mean, how can I even, how can I do this legitimately without actually telling you what they mean? So it's cuffing season.

That's a period. I know. Thank you. Oh, yeah. You know, it's cuffing season, baby. I know. I sweat right Now it's all you

We're going to start orbiting in a second All right Stop So cuffing obviously is You know when people get into a relationship Over the holidays And you get in a relationship over the holidays Up to

you know like Valentine's Day And then you're like I've had enough of this bitch Could not take her anymore Or you know obviously It could be her. I've had enough of this, him. That guy, he's got to go.

I mean, that's cuffing right there. Are there's pocketing and breadcrumbing? I can't. I can't. Let's go to the break room. I can't. I can't do it. If I do any more, breadcrumming.

Now, you know, you know that it doesn't have anything to do with how I would tell you what what breadcumming is. So breadcrumming is leading someone. on. If someone is breadcrumbing you, it happens via text or social media. They engage in occasional chats and messages, and they might even flirt, but they don't intend to actually pursue a relation. They spit on you in real life. They're just teasing you. That's breadcrumming. Oh yeah, I don't like that. What about pocketing? I mean, I can think of what pocketing would be in my world, but that's when people are in a new relationship.

They want to shout it out from the rooftops. Do they? But that's not the case with pocketing. Pocketing means keeping someone, thank you. You're dating separate. Right. That's the way life is. Yeah.

Aren't we dating? Sure we are, baby. Sure we are. Just stand over there for right now until, you know, I don't want to walk in with you, all right? Are you seeing anyone? Uh, yeah, sure. Yeah.

Uh, I was her. Oh, you guys are a couple? Hey. I mean, yeah, I guess. But just, you know, keep it on the old down low, okay? All right, let's go to the break room.

I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh. Oh my gosh. So good. So we're in the break room and I might as well, you know, we got to do some entertainment news, right? I mean, that's what the break room is all about. So let's talk about Billy Ely, shall we? She was on Howard Stern. And of course, anytime they have a young hipster on Howard Stern,

and we've got to promote it everywhere. So she talked about if she weren't vaccinated, she would have died when she got COVID. And she talked about. Porn is a disgrace. She says watching porn had destroyed her brain. And she can't believe what it's done to her. I know, right? She said the few times,

this is Billy Aylish talking now, the few times I had sex. I was not saying no to things that were not good. I was not saying no to things that were not good. I believe you could quote her on that. Billy Elish, the few times I had sex, I was not saying no to things that were not good. Huh.

It was because I thought that's what I was supposed to be attracted to. Okay. That's great. Did you know that Porn Hub has been, been viewed over 1.2 billion minutes this past year. And that, with a pandemic on, and that with also with, you know, they were the credit card companies pulling out their business,

making people use crypto and other forms of payment. I guess you drive up to the Pornhub window and you pay cash. I think that's how it works. You drive up. Pornhub's got drive-thrus all over America. and you just pull up and pay cash. Wait, you're paying for a pub? I didn't say I was.

I'm saying people are. But that's a good point too. 1.2 billion minutes. So what do you figure? A couple hundred thousand paid? All right? Maybe. I mean, really.

1.2 billion minutes. How many minutes were you responsible for? That's my question. And does it count? Do they rack it up? And I'm not saying I'm familiar with the site, but I had a friend tell me that if you get whatever you choose

whatever category you want and then they bring up and they took a hit on videos too they had to pull out a ton of videos that were, you know, I don't know, using illegal people, whatever. I don't know what the problem was but they had to pull them off.

some kind of legal thing who knows but they took a hit there too so but if you pick a category whatever that category is sheep just for an example don't look at me like that

it's not my category I just pulled one out of the air so seriously I'm not telling you my categories I mean my friends categories so don't seriously

now Thank you. So you pick a category and they give you a list of videos and you scroll through, one would scroll through the videos so I'm told. So if you are just scrolling through those videos,

I guess that's just time on the porn hub's main site, right? But if I were to click on a video, you know, Dan's Barn, whatever video that was, No, I'm in the sheep category I mean I guess that could be Anyway, if I click on that video

And not download it But I just click on it so it focuses on that video Does that count toward the 1.2 billion minutes? I'm just asking, I don't know I don't know I'm just saying That's what Pornhub was You know, they released their streaming data And you know

It was good news for Pornhub. There's a whole... We have to break down the... The number one, the most popular search term in America. Hentai! Is that how you say that?

H-E-N-T-A-I? Is that how you say that? Amorphophalus. Yeah, that category was number one in America. That's cartoon. I know. We're doomed. We're doomed if cartoons are number one.

So, romance, cartoon number one. Hentai. Hentae. Yeah, that's a. Romance, group sex, fitness, swapping, round out the top five. Wow. I don't want to break down anymore because it'll.

And Tinder, speaking. didn't just settle the lawsuit with their people. Like $441 million. I mean, the settlement claim after, I love this part of the trial that was going on. I didn't even, I forgot that this trial was going on. Oh, so many trials are going on. My gosh, the courtrooms are packed.

So one of the final comments the jury was left with when plaintiff's lawyers played a deposition of Jeffrey's banker Jeffries is the Tinder guy detailing how he had supposedly asked former Match Group CEO Greg Blatt for supplemental information on Tinder's valuation process and Blatt, the CEO of Match Group,

told him with all due respect, you can go fuck yourself. That is awesome. Now he denies that. Oh, okay. So they, now, have a settlement to all these people. So it was $441 million.

The early employees had reached a settlement because they were supposed to get a better deal with the stock and the valuation of the company and they tried to undercut them with money. Eh, no. After the jury trial and after the, I'll do respect, you can go fuck yourself. After that comment in court,

maybe we ought to, you know, we ought to just work out a deal and settle with these people, okay? All right, let's go ahead and do that. And, oh my gosh, we are starting down a road. I don't think we need to be starting down, okay? I know that you've got your podcast, Holly Madison. Okay, I know you've got your little girl next door podcast, whatever it is, your little stories of Hugh and the Playboy Mansion and the bunnies.

but now you're starting to besmirch the legend that is Hugh Hefner. And that will not stand. Okay? That will not stand. She claims now, he took explicit pictures of her and other girls, non-consensual. First of all, you're with Hugh Hefner.

He has a camera. You've given consent. period. I close, Your Honor, I have no more questions. We're done. We're done here. You might as well shut this courtroom down

because I won't have it. I won't have it. You're not going to be Smurge the great Hugh Hefner. You just won't. Plus it gives me a chance to do my favorite Hugh Hefter joke. You know how everybody says, oh, after they die? Oh, he's in a better place.

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Black Friday. Ikea. Bring home to life. So yesterday I talked about how Pfizer was buying that bowel company. You know, they're making the new bowel medicine. Well, it's the disease

that the treatment is focusing on is affecting stomach and intestine. And they spent 6.7 billion, or they're going to spend $6.7 billion in cash. Okay.

6.7 billion in cash. Right. And just a little over a month ago, they decided that they needed to expand the treatment pipeline. So they acquired the Immuno-oncology Company, Trillium Therapeutics. Now Trillium isn't quite up to the bowel movement 6.7,

billion in cash. They're only getting 2.2.2.2 billion dollars. I would say that the pandemic has been very good to Pfizer. Very good to Pfizer. Holy cow. I mean, did I mention that they're spending $6.7 billion in cash? What are they drug lords? Wait, it doesn't make any sense because that's exactly what they are.

Huh, weird how it happens. Amacron, Ammocrat. Amacron. Omicron. And now it counts for 3% of the sequenced COVID-19 cases in the U.S. I like how we're actually knocking that down now. The sequenced COVID-19 cases in the U.S. And is expected to keep.

spreading beyond the 33 states. It's already been found in the CDC said, Delta still remains the dominant variant, though, making up 96% of the sequenced cases in the country. Cornell closing its campus in Hithica, New York, moving all of its final exams online after observing the rapid spread of COVID-19 among the student body.

Apple mandating Apple the almost 3 trillion dollar company now mandating the shoppers wear masks at its stores nationwide. UK, lightening the load a little bit, relaxing travel ban a little bit, 11 countries from Southern Africa going off the travel list.

Yay! Yay! There's no point in banning travel when Amacron is already here. Kind of a good point. Professional leagues NBA, NBA, NHH, English Premier League,

postponed games in recent days due to COVID outbreaks. 37 NFL players have tested positive for COVID the highest single day. This past Monday they tested positive. The highest single day total since the pandemic began.

And the league is now requiring coaches and some other staff to get booster shots by the 27th of this month. Not the players. yet. You know, and most of the players are all vaccinated. I mean, most of the players are vaccinated, right? Unless the

ones that haven't duped the NFL. Like, what's his face? You know, I never got into that story, but that story pisses me off. You know, what's his face from Tampa? He lied about being vaccinated.

And it was his cook that sold him out. And then his cook is now suing him for money that he didn't get paid. Uh, take a hike. That's ridiculous. Anyway, it's just a side note. And I don't have all the facts in front of me because I, I just remember that I wanted to talk about it and I never did.

So did I mention that Pfizer was going to spend $6.7 billion in cash? That's just incredible to me. Does somebody have like a hundred bucks like a loan me or something? there's got to be a backpack with some cash along the side of the road or a brink's truck flies open on the highway right

that's why the lottery still exists to give people like me hope hope that one day you two will win 10 bucks and I've only spent, you know, six to ten bucks a couple times a week

and you finally won ten bucks. Keep giving you hope, though, for the big one. Just enough. Just enough. You know, like the powerball drawing that's going to happen tonight across the country that's worth 300. $333 million.

I mean, cash payout, I'm gone. Have a nice day. And then Friday, if you miss the Powerball, let's say you do. Let's say you're just one of the you unlucky losers

that don't get the Powerball that win $10 instead of the $330 million. You got the Mega Millions on Friday. The Mega Millions is up to 160 million. Again, though, even with 160 million, cash payout, I'm gone.

I history. Cash payout for 160 million. What do you get? 50 million, maybe? After taxes, you're walking away with 50 million? I mean, it's, I know it puts you in a different tax bracket. I get it. I mean, I guess you'd still be okay.

But it wouldn't be as good as the $150 million from the Powerball. I'll tell you that. Because it's $333 million. Cash payout is $240 million. Taxes. And you might walk away with $200 million. $180 million.

Okay. I mean, let's just think about this for a second. $180 million. What are you doing with it? What are you doing with your $180 million? You set up all the kids. You set up all the kids. Trust funds.

Now you have to do. do you have to set them you have to set the kids in their own lottery now you have to set them up what are you succession all of a sudden great episode this past week too in succession if you haven't seen it awesome man make your own pile kids are pissed dad's kicking them out awesome well what are you going to do with an extra five billion just keep it on your shelf yeah awesome anyway so you get about 180 million i mean you got to set up to kids right you send of the kids trust funds, you've got $180 million. So the kids could get

5 mil each. 5 mil each. Yeah, so you know, you got the grandkids. If you have grandkids, my wife does. I don't. But if you have to take care of the grandkids, you can set them up with a

mill each just to shut them up. I gave you something. Leave me alone. And set those up in trust funds so they can't mess with it. and then you've got to put some cash aside so you're good right so when you're done throwing dollar bills on the dance floor as some people might do not me no way am i going to a strip club with you know a couple hundred thousand that would just be dumb but if you were to do that you'd want to set some some aside just to make sure that it was good, that you were good. And then you got to get some property.

Then you got to get some property, and you got to get the leave me the Ephalon sign, and you're good. Then you're good. And you get a nice little condo on the beach, so you can, you know, it's good weather. You go down to the beach. Yeah, well, condo, you buy a lot.

Because, look, that's where people make the mistake. They want to buy the mansion. That's upkeep, man. I mean, you buy it. Yeah, that's why I won the lottery. I know, but you don't want the money to go away. You just don't. You don't want to lose it.

There's plenty of lotto guys walking around on the street that won the lotto. They've got, you know, too big for their britches. And, you know, the 20 to 40,000 a month upkeep on the mansion doesn't seem like much when you got $180 million. But that's every month, baby. Jose wants his money for trimming the hedges And the pool guy Billy Wants his money for keeping the pool clean And taking care of the wife

I mean keeping the pool clean And the tennis pro wants his money too Everybody wants their cut And those are monthly fees man And they add up And if you don't have it Bye bye Well nice day

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then get one that works better and subscribe, but quit being a freeloader. It's a pretty simple process, okay? Hey, congratulations to my man, O.J. Simpson, my main man, the juice. is now completely free man. That's right, baby. O.J. Simpson is 74 years old now.

Wow. So he's off parole. Everything's done. He's a free man. Good to go. Living in the great state of Nevada. Playing some golf. Doing a little fantasy football.

Love him. I want to talk to O.J. Simpson. on this podcast, so bad. I want to talk to the juice, man. That guy has had a fascinating life. And think of, I mean, it's been, and it's another lifetime ago, the O.J. Simpson trial.

And it was all consuming, man. The world was not, I mean, these trials that we have today that we think we're all consuming, not like that, man. Now, maybe some of the violence afterwards and during,

tend to be a part of that, but, you know, we're not talking about that. Don't worry about that. Anyway, he's a free man. O.J. He's off parole. Good for him. Good for him. I think he still has the big lawsuit with the Goldman's, though.

The Goldman's, for some reason, do not like O.J. I know. But he was supposed to pay them a bunch of money from the civil suit. And I think he's paid. I think he has paid them some money, like 100 grand or something. Yeah, $132,000. So they have got a lot of money. I mean, they haven't got a lot of money out of the deal

because originally he was ordered to pay $33.5 million. So $132,849. $153 is a little bit under $33.5 million. and I think now he's, I think with however they've worked it out he's supposed to owe them like over 70 million or something and but he, you know, he's broke.

He doesn't have any money. You know, except for some of the other money that he gets. I mean, that's why he got in trouble the last time about breaking into that guy's room. Well, he had a gun. He wasn't supposed to have a gun. That was a bad move. But the guy was selling O.J. paraphernalia.

and that's where OJ was making his cash on the sly on the, you know, on the back end, so that he wasn't having to pay out the front end to the Goldman's and everybody else that he owes money to. Because nobody can touch the NFL money, right? He's got the pension through the NFL, and that, nobody touches that. He gets that no matter what. So, and he gets whatever they pay him for OJ, whatever he gets for being OJ, they're supposed to pay him.

and that's it. You know, and we're talking about OJ making money, and we talked about, you know, the possible ways you could make money by winning the lotto. Or, I don't know, tell Pfizer that you've come up with some new butt pill,

and they might give you some cash. Yeah, you know, Pfizer, the bowel. I know you just guys spent $6.7 billion in cash on the bowel company. The bowel problem, shoot company. But, okay, well, that's what I was going to. Okay, so now there's a reality star.

TV reality star. All right, she claims that she's making $50,000 a week by selling... I don't know if she goes that far. But she sells her flage flagellants to strangers. She's got a video detailing her, you know, hustle and boasts a whopping 6.6 million views. She thought, I thought farts were super niche. But also something fun, quirky and different. Uh, yeah, hello.

I guess she was on 90-day fiancé, which who doesn't watch that? I mean, come on, that's a, that's a good. Don't look at me like, oh, I watch 90-day. Fianza, it's great on YouTube. I watch it all the time. So she started her own YouTube channel, and she's written books and founded her own X-rated subscription site called

Unfiltered. Un-F-I-L-U-N-F-I-L-T-R-D. U-R-D. I'm just writing that dialogue to get things straight. You know, I don't have to go searching with Unfiltered. Working on my own adult-friendly platform these past few months has made me very aware of the different types of niches and markets that are out there. Over the years, I've gotten a few messages from men and women

wanting to buy my worn bras, panties, hair, bath. Now, eventually, I turned to selling my jarred farts on the platform. It'd be a hilarious publicity move And it would get a lot of people's attention Now she's turning into a fortune Now she's turned it into a fortune Okay I think I can

I'm going to let you slide on the worn bras I'm going to let you slide on the worn panties I'm going to let you slide on the hair I'm even going to let you slide on the bathwater, but I'm not going to let you slide I'd buy the jars of farts. If she's selling $50,000 a month,

that might be all the material, though. I mean, that might be everything, right? All the behind the scenes, all of that stuff, plus the fart in a jar, right? Today, if you go ahead and submit it. subscribe to unfiltered, you're going to get me in the bedroom and me in the bathroom, and I'll send you the jar. I mean, maybe that's it.

I may have to go see if I, you know, I don't know if she gives you a free 30 days or not. Let's check it out. Wow, if she's making $50,000 a cash a month doing that, I have. That's depressing. That's depressing. I mean, I could be depressed over not winning 33 million from Powerball, but, you know, you know the odds are not forever in your favor. You know that.

But if people are making $50,000 a month, $50,000 a month. And they're selling in a jar. not only are we doomed I'm depressed oh that can't be but hey it's Christmas season

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