Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 776 | Was It This Year?...

Episode Date: December 17, 2021

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you go to bed, you know you got to get up at a certain time and as much as I despise using an alarm, I set my alarm and you wake up and you're still tired and you look at the clock and you've got like two hours before you have to get up and it's such a glorious feeling you're like, yes, and you can just roll over and go back to sleep for a couple hours.

Do you know the feeling you get when you wake up and you look at the clock and it's three minutes before you have to get up? I know. That's the feeling I've had all day. Welcome to chewing the fat. So yesterday on chewing the fat, those of you that listened live on the 16. of December, 2021. Today is the 17th of December. 2021. That's how that works. One is the 16th and one is the 17th. Anyway, I mentioned about the Haitian kidnappers still being kidnapped because five had been released, but the other 12 were still, you know, under kidnap measures. From what's his face? You know, what's his name? Amorphopalus. Yeah, him. Yeah, Morphal phallus.

how the Mawazu gang guy Wilson Joseph who said he was going to, you know, spill the streets with the blood, apparently not. Because then after the show yesterday we find out that they are free and have been freed.

So they're all free now. Everybody's prayers worked. We're happy. It's wonderful. I mean, so what? That they were held captive for two months in Haiti. Get over it. Quit your whining.

Now it would be fascinating. I can't wait to see some of the interviews and, you know, see what happened to him. I know. I mean, it might have been Mawazo gang not being so nice. If you don't want to talk about it, never mind.

It does sound, you know, like we said yesterday, Haiti really isn't a destination these days. still in the Caribbean It's still a It's a whole part of the island chain there Cruise ships coming in

vacation time So You know I know they were there You know Spreading the word of God But it was still You know

Pretty sweet That's sweet at all That's sweet at all I don't want to Oh, it was an island. It's a vacation wonderland. Is it? Was it?

Okay. Thank you. Merry Christmas, everybody. All right. Merry Christmas. I forgot. Oh, my gosh. We're heading into the Christmas weekend.

This is it. All right, today. Now, there may be some other posts coming on the Chewing the Fat podcast posts. We've got a couple of interviews in the can that I've got to get rid of. I mean, get up. I mean, get out there for you to listen to. I do, the guy from Blue Zones, Dan Button, are fascinating. He is really actually working on extending people's lives.

That interview will be tomorrow. That's a really fascinating thing that he's working on and doing the Blue Zones Challenge. And then I've got the lady from the World Almanac from National Geographic. The New World Almanac is out, which I love. I love those books. You can be mad at me, but I like them. Right, so just leave me alone. So that'd be coming out.

But the actual chewing the fat shows will be done now until 2022. This is it. So we, I mean, it's a celebration day today. We've got to celebrate the holidays. I mean, if you follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, and YouTube Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher, there may be some content coming up around there coming on over the holidays, that, you know, be available to you.

Why are you looking like that? You don't know if there's going to be content or that? Well, I'm not promising anything. I might get up one day and go, yeah, I probably should do something. Then I might say, oh, see what happens is I get up and I go, oh, man, I got to do something today. And I go and I have my cup of coffee and then I'm like, nah, nah. I'm just going to go sit up back, you know. Probably should do something, but nah.

That's fine. That's where I'm at. That's where I'm at now. It's sad. I know. Sad. I know. I know.

Plus, Facebook is pissing me off. Okay, so I've logged out of Facebook now. I can't get into Facebook. Now, I'm almost close to giving up on Facebook anyway. But I'm not. I've got Jeff Fisher Radio. I've got a lot of people there.

I've got a lot of people on my other personal page. So I'm not giving up. However, now I'm logged out and I can't get back in. So, I mean, chewing the fat at the blaze.com is the email address if you have any special tricks. But the special trick would be to follow their directions. And I can't. They want me to, they want to send me an update on my email address that they have for me into Facebook. That email address doesn't exist anymore.

It's gone. All right? So I can't have them send anything to that. I mean, they could have them send something to there, but I have no way to access what they send me. All right. So then it asks me, well, then just pick four things that you said on Facebook

in the last 30 days. All right, I'll give it a shot. So they bring up all these, you know, I don't know how many things, I don't know how many comments they bring up. And, you know, I go, I read that one. Nah, I didn't say that. Yep, I said that one.

Yep, I said that one. Yep, I said that one. So there's three. I got to have four. The rest of them, I don't know. I look, I could have said that, but it doesn't sound like I would have said that. I know I didn't say that.

So then I guess, I'm like, all right, well, I guess I could have said that. Click. Nope, not you. Then I got to wait. Then you're locked out. So, I don't know. I still can post some stuff on my mail.

Facebook page because it's through Instagram which I have access to. But it doesn't go to Jeff Fisher Radio. So there's that. Hey, thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat and Merry Christmas.

You know, I was doing Pat Gray on Leash this morning and he asked me my favorite, you know, Christmas song of all time and I, you know, I joked around about a couple of songs and but I really, I, most My answer should have been Andy Williams' most wonderful time of the year. I mean, really, that's one of my all-time favorite Christmas songs ever. But there, you know, when I mentioned on Pat about Soul Christmas,

I love that album, man. It came out, I don't know, back in the late 60s. And when I first heard it, my grandpa played it for me back in the 70s. Yeah, Grandpa dug it out, put it on the old turntable there. And, I mean, it's, it's an old blues guys, Otis Redding, Carla Thomas, Solomon Burke, Joe Tex, Clarence Carter, King Curtis, William Bell, Booker T, and the MGs. And the songs are tremendous. I mean, there's, of course, Jingle Bells with Booker T's, and what are you doing New Year's Eve with King Curtis? And I love the Backdoor Santa.

They call me Backdoor Santa. Classic song, man. I make my run throughout the break a day. Really is awesome. And then every day will be like a holiday with William Bells and a Merry Christmas baby from Otis Redding. I just, oh, and what's your face? Carla Thomas does the G-Wizz's Christmas version.

Really sweet. Classic. If you have a chance to get the original Soul Christmas, really good. Well, put you in the Christmas spirit. But I see where some of the most streamed Christmas songs on Spotify are coming in at number five. Rocking around the Christmas tree by Brenda Lee. That is a classic, no doubt about that. Then you've got number four.

Bobby Helms, Jingle Bell Rock. coming at number three I don't know why they do this to me every time they get I gotta come out of an up-tempo song with the goddamn dog death

death died I don't know if you've ever heard the the countdown top 40 we should actually play that as a Christmas present for the audience

that is one of the most classic I mean I don't think the family likes it much but we have to play Casey Kaysim's Top 40 countdown it's off

he's pissed if you've never heard this he's pissed because he's got to do an up tempo he comes out of the song he's got to do a death dedication and he's pissed that they're making him do this death dedication out of an up tempo a song and then he wants to talk to the

manager, he wants to talk to the program director, he's really pissed now I think Casey may say a couple of bad words in this so I'm on it boss I don't know if they're going to be beeped or not you know what I can't guarantee

that so if you don't want your kids to hear you thought I was going to say it didn't you if you don't want you know if you're part of the word police go out You know, tell them to go in the other room or something, but it's really funny. Casey, we're at, on our list here, we're at, what did I say, number four, Jingle Bell Rock?

Yeah. So we have 3-2-1 to go. But before we get to 3-2-1, let's get to Casey Kasem. Now, we're up to our long-distance dedication. And this one is about kids and pets and a situation that we can all understand, whether we have kids or pets or neither. It's from a man in Cincinnati, Ohio, and here's what he likes. Dear Casey, this may seem to be a strange dedication request, but I'm quite sincere, and it'll need a lot if you play it.

Recently, there was a death in our family. He was a little dog named Snuggles, but he was most certainly a part of... Let's come to start again. From coming out of the record. Play the record, okay? Play the record. Please.

Come on, please. He's already pissed. He's already pissed. He's already pissed. But please. See, when you come out of those records. up-tempo goddamn numbers, man. It's impossible to make those transitions.

Right. And then you've got to go into somebody dying. You know, they do this to me all the time. I don't know what the hell they do it for, but God damn it, if we can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it. Is down on the phone? Okay. Okay.

A certain effort. Come out of a record that isn't a fucking up-tempo record every time I do a goddamn death dedication. Okay. And I also want to know what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week. It's a got last goddamn time. I want somebody use his fucking brain to not come out of a goddamn record that is, uh, that's uptempo.

I got to talk about a fucking dog dying. What is it fucking ponderous, man. Ponderous, fucking ponderous. If that doesn't make you love Casey Kaysiv more than ever, I don't know what will, but that is outstanding. He's so pissed. I mean, he even moves on, well, you know, because you know when you get angry, then you start pulling out.

shit that you've been mad about that you've let slide for a while. And I want those pictures and I want to talk to Don and I want a concerted effort ever. It's awesome man. Really really funny. So our list from number four jiggle bell rock by Bobby Holmes. We go to number three. It's beginning

to look a lot like Christmas. Michael Boubley. Number two. Last Christmas by Wham. And come. Come on in at number one, which actually I do like this song. A couple people today may have mentioned they didn't like it.

I think they like it. They're just sick of hearing it. But Mariah Carey, all I want for Christmas is you. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink. And I have a special snack in the break room today, baby. Sour Patch. Kids.

I know. Soft and chewy candy. Oh, man. These things are so awesome. It's coming from... This is like the movie size box. These things are like $15 at the theater. All right.

Let's go to the break. Because I'll do a drink. After a sour patch kid, you're thirsty. Huh? I saw those at the theater. Oh, my gosh. All right. break room. I've got Sour Patch Kids and Coke Zero to drink. So let's get in the Christmas

spirit, shall we? I did mention this song earlier today on Pat Unleashed and it's worth playing on Chewing the Fat. I said I would play it on Chewing the Fat. If you were listening to Pat Gray Unleash today. So we might as well get it out of the way with, I'm going to play two Christmas songs today on Chewing the Fat. Okay. First one, is Virginia Cagle from I don't know the early 90s, mid-90s when she put this out

and it's been a staple a staple on the Jeff Fisher program for many years ladies and gentlemen Virginia Cagle Every Christmas morning underneath the tree

lots of lovely presents are waiting there for me And though I'm quite delighted It's hard to get excited Who needs another sweater Hey Santa there is something that I'd like a whole lot better Are you listening Santa? I've been a good girl this year

And there's only one thing that I want I want Job Chop for Christmas Big old knockers out to hear It would make me proud to be in doubt like the playmate of the year I want a boob chop for Christmas Make them big and make them wide The only say good year on the side

It's like a blimp Peering hefty, happy hooters, squishy, gushing, lactate shooters, loads of curvy cleavage on display. Lusty, busty watermelons each as big as Mount St. Helps that is what she wants this holiday. Santa, give you this one gift. It's not my spirits that are sagging. It's my boobs that need a lift. Oh Santa, you know this Christmas season, give me a pair of juicy jugs, and you can be the first.

First a squeeze of! I want a boob jump for Christmas spongy silicone balloons. Who needs a boat? I can stay afloat with my bulging chest pontoons. Bursting beefy bouncing bozos, wild and wiggly wapping wallows nestled in a cup that's double D. Massive milky, meaty mammary's big enough to feed to

Family Santa, won't you listen to her please? Santa, please. I want a boo-do-jom for Christmas. And when you've done that, if it's... Wow. I mean, Merry Christmas. I see where Bruce Springsteen is going to have a Merry Christmas, too. We talked about the rumors of him selling his, you know, catalog.

Yep. Sony bought him. How much would you spend? for a Bruce Springsteen catalog. 300 songs, 20 studio albums, 23 live LPs, Bruce Springsteen,

the boss. I'd give you, I don't know, 20-40 bucks. Maybe 20, it's not supposed to be 20, 30 bucks. I'll give you that. Sony felt like they needed to pay more.

$500 million. $500 million for the Bruce Springsteen Cadluck? No? I mean, if I'm Bruce and I'm the wife and probably a couple of ex-wives and the kids, you're like,

I can take this $500 million. Then I can pay them off and I'll still have, you know, quarter of a million and I'm out. And then I can still continue to do my stupid podcast with Barack and make a few mona. I gotta stop talking about that. I don't want to talk about that.

Because that, pot, that thing, Springsteen and Obama man is maddening. Maddening! Oh, and the other day we played the Peloton ad was Krithnoth. And Quithnoth, I think he might call himself Chris Knoth.

Sorry, I got sour pat just stuck in my mouth. Trying to get rid of them. They won't leave my mouth. Stop putting them in there. Oh, okay. So we played the Peloton ad with Chris Knoth big. And, you know, because they were fighting back against the Sex and the City episode where he dies. And he dies after he rides on the Peloton.

And so anyway, you know the story. Well, now, because of this ad, two women who have had just about enough of seeing Krishna. And that brought up all kinds of bad memories have now accused him of sexual assault. I read the assault, man. I read the stories for both of them. They're years apart. One was in the 90s. One was in the early 2000s.

I think just before he got married. and they sound remarkably similar. Now, according to the story, these women don't know each other. So if that's the case, pretty believable. Pretty believable. So Peloton is like,

we ought to go ahead and pull that ad now and get him off the air just for a little bit, you know, just until this blows over. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's probably a pretty, good idea. I mean, it was a funny idea to fight back against sex in the city's, you know,

little move that they did with him, you know, dying. After he tried to push himself too hard on the Peloton. But it really wasn't Peloton's fault. Anybody you thought that that's really stupid. But that's another story.

But now that there's the whole sexual assault thing, I love Peloton. You know, we're going to go ahead and pull that ad no particular reason we just want to get this out of the way because every single sexual assault accusation must be taken seriously i mean that's true but we don't need to actually throw everyone out near the bus when the accusation comes so I mean, I don't know where you draw the line.

Peloton has obviously decided to draw the line with pull the ad. Also, what makes America America? I mean, really, the American dream is doing what you want to do and living the life that you want to live. So I see where the story is the model, this model passes out while joining the Mile High Club in midair, right? that's fine That's a fine story

She was all happy Her and her boyfriend Or her husband Or whoever's with her They wanted to be part of the Mile High Club Oh yeah How about we Get in that metal tube

Okay well What I read from the story Is that they're in Vegas And they want to join the Mile High Club And there's a company that will do it for you That's what makes America great. You want to join the Mile High Club. Dammit, go out to the airport.

There's a guy that'll take you up. Take care of, do some Mile High business, and you're good, you're part of the club. The only problem is that he had this small plane and it was really hot and the air conditioning was broke. So they still went up, though. There are more ways than one. And apparently she passed out.

But I love the idea that I want to be part of the ball. Right. I'm going to be part of the... Hello, friends. How long has it been since you've been a part of the Mile High Club? Come out to... Whatever small little airport this is outside of Vegas. I'll take you up. Because it was just a little plane with a mattress in it.

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Like leftovers at midnight, our Black Friday offers won't last. Shop now at IKEA.ca.ca.com slash Black Friday. IKEA, bring home to life. So I received an email from Todd who asked me to review the Amazon Prime original Shatner in space. It just dropped on Amazon Prime. Just wait before you get to the... I see you in there jumping

looking for... God. Weightlessness. We got that. Oh, Jesus. We got that. It was incredible. So it's like, I don't know how long. It's like 47 minutes or something like that. And it's the documentary of, you know, leads up to

William meeting Bezos. quite a while before actual, before they were actually going into space at Blue Origin, and then the days before leading up, why are you looking at me like that? Did they actually go to space?

Carbon line! Maybe you didn't hear me. And the one guy, the DeFrize guy, who they, I mean, they dedicated it to because he just died. and he's all over the stupid thing. I mean, kind of sad. I couldn't believe it because I just started to sat down.

I thought at least they, I don't know, blur them out. I don't know what I thought. But I just was really super. We're not going to blow him out. Don't put. Why are they blurring out the guy in the third seat? Yeah, he just died. I didn't want to put him on the screen.

Now, I know they're not going to do that, but I'm just saying it was just so shocking to see all of a sudden. being interviewed and I'm like, that's the guy that just died. That was pretty amazing. Anyway, a couple things from the Shatner in space. God. Weightlessness. Oh, Jesus.

Carmelin. Carverline, thank you, who I think is Defrize, actually that says that. Anyway, that's what we believe here on June the Fatt. Really fascinating. Bezos is a big-time Captain Kirk fan, a Star Trek fan. and he brought his mom found some stupid cardboard phasers and Star Trek control boards that he and his friends used to use to play with. So he had Shatner take them up into space so they could actually be in space.

I thought it was really kind of cool. It's kind of cute. Another thing I, it's worth watching. And, you know, get it back. You know, at the end, Shatner's like, we're polluting the planet and we need to fix the planet. and we need to fix the planet. Okay, shut up. But I will say this.

William Shatner, 90 years old, goes up in the space. Man's riding horses. Walking, they show them, I mean, we have our president who can barely freaking shuffle around. Anyway, I'd stop for that. See, I almost started going political again.

I didn't want to do that. Sorry, but it just, I just had to. And I rather enjoyed to Shatner telling his family that he was going to, I believe I want to go into space. Girls, girls, and wife. And he just got a divorce from her, right? Yeah, he just kicked this one to the curb. And they were married for 18 years.

So this is the one that was there. I think that was, this is one of the ones that was sitting at the table with girls. Girls and you, my lovely wife. And so he's telling him he wants to go to space. And just wait a minute. Wait, you're telling me you want to go? Yeah, okay. Shut up.

You're telling me, you've got the will signed and everything, right, Dad? She didn't say that, but that's what she was thinking. Everything's okay, right? I'm still going to get the money if you, you know, the thing blows up. I get the money, right? So it was just really fascinating to see the beginnings. And I will say this too. it made me like Jeff Bezos a little bit more.

Like I, I, uh, you know, I mean, he's Jeff Bezos. I get it. But he always seems like not that nice of a guy. One of those guys, you're just like, eh. And the way that it's done, it makes me, it made you like him a little bit. made me feel like he was okay. And it was remarkable that this may come as a surprise. Lauren Sanchez, the girlfriend,

is one of the executive producers of Shatner in Space. God. Weightlessness. Oh, Jesus. She's putting her talents to use. No description. Oh, yeah. I cannot ever see it.

They showed this, they showed them going to this race. I can't see it without thinking of this. I want the music playing at all times when I see this happening. Awesome. Awesome. Just completely awesome. Anyway, I thought it was, you know, it's well worth the watch. I mean, it's 47 minutes. It's well worth the watch.

And William talked about his... When would we walk on the moon? 69? When we did it? He talked about how he was in the back of his... He apparently owned a pickup truck with a camper. He didn't have any money. He was living in the back of a camper.

And he was looking... This is Williams telling him the story now. We'll see. as he was looking out his trailer window at the moon and looking at the little i had this little four by four black and white tv and i was watching them and look land on the moon walk on the moon and i wanted to go there ever since then god waitlessness oh jesus and uh it was just it was just fascinating i mean it may i'll tell you this It makes me want to go for one of the ones to take a ride. It makes me want to take a ride, man.

It would be fun. No question. So, Jeff, I said I liked you. You won me over. I'm with you on your silly little cardboard phasers with your friends. I got it. You know, if you don't have a horse for me to ride, whatever. And I enjoyed the one road going up to where the spaceship is.

where a penis one or whatever the blue origin thing is named. As they were driving up there, you can see the one shot and it has like a speed limit sign on it. And I'm thinking, there's no one in the world that drives on that road going 50 miles an hour. No one. Not one person. You're either driving, you know, 10 miles an hour,

carrying the rocket or you're driving 100. There's just not, they're not, oh, there's a speed limit. sign. Oh, okay. Let me go 50. Can't go more than that. Okay. It's incredible times we live in. Incredible

times. So, should you watch it? Yes, you should. 47 minutes worth your time just to watch the build up and go, you know, be jealous. Be jealous of these guys going into space. because I was jealous at the end, man.

And then when they're all done, and you see, I'll give you a helpful hint. Okay, this is just from you and me, all right? When they're all done, and it feels like the end, right? But no. They show Bill walking with his dogs going into his horse barn

where the stalls are to, I don't know, pet his horse and saddle it, go for a ride. God. No, he's not, no, no, he's not doing that. Right, and when he get to that point, stop. Now, you can fast forward and watch the credits roll after that, but, you know, they talk to him,

and he talks about the earth being polluted and how you got to take care of the planet. And Jeff talks about getting all our industry into space so that we're not polluting us here on the earth. It's just, ugh. Okay, Bill. Easy. Okay. Easy. Worry about taking money from this ex-wife, would you?

Don't worry about. We'll figure out the pollution thing. I went through. I went through. I got a clickbait story the other day of like these, the green earth is the most polluted places on the planet. And so I'm clicking through these. Yeah, click next picture, next picture, next picture.

You know, you know how many. I mean, they have to strive hard to find a picture in the United States. Most of the horrible places pollution-wise ain't here, my friends. Oh, that's the whole entire planet, Jeff. I mean, that's just not affecting. That's affecting everyone. Is it? Is it?

Okay. All right. How about you fix you? You fix you. Oh my gosh, that's almost like America first. I can't have that. Welcome aboard Air Canada. Rocky's vacation, here we come.

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We're not even at Christmas yet. I know. But, I mean, we're at Christmas 2021. Amazing how fast this year went. But the last couple years have just been a blur, really. So I've got a test for you, the audience. and you know what I've got to test for Corby my producer too don't roll your eyes at me

don't you dare roll your eyes at me you put your headphones on it as you get ready to answer these questions see how smart you are Mr. I'm smarter than anybody that's me Corby smartest guy ever so we'll see we'll just see

I got seven things here seven things that happened in either 2020 or 2021 and you're going to tell me the year that they happened now I should just do this rapid fire so you can't think about it but I won't I'll give you a little time

you ready yeah let's do this tick tick tick tick number one some of these are actually really easy there's only a couple as I went down the list there's only a couple that I went oh was that

2020 or 2021 because Most of these we have actually talked about here on Two in the Fats. So it's kind of easy. This came from one of the email companies that I subscribed to, you know, the send morning show emails with the information. The final two years have been a blur. We'll give you a notable event.

You have to figure out whether it happened in 2020 or 2021. And I thought, oh, when did that happen? Okay, so number one, the first COVID vaccine dose was administered. last year 2020 thank you be more specific in your answers and it was more specific than last year

2020 I don't think that's more specific number two just answer the questions don't talk back the storm of the capital the storming of the capital building you mean the day democracy almost died yeah thank you

I know pretty sure that is this year 2021. Number three. I tell you one thing, you can lose your attitude and a tone in your voice. I'll tell you that. Number three, Prince Harry and Megan Markle said they would step back from the British royal family. 20-21. Brudec cicada emergence. Oh wait, stop. Back up. Did you just say 2021? I said whatever the answer was. for Prince Harry and Megan I said whatever they right answer was You did not say 2021 did you Unlike you I don't actually like the royals So I don't follow them that well

I pretend not to like them but I do Oh yeah you know You got that T-shirt on with the queen's face Yeah I know I love her She's awesome I love them all I want to be a royal so bad And I want to fly to space

It's all I think they want out of life I'll be a royal Just give me like a a deuce ship somewhere It's good that you got nice attainable goals Right, thank you So you're wrong You got one wrong

Wow Brudex cicada emergence I believe that was 2021 Strange monoliths were discovered in Utah California and Romania Those were actually really cool 2020

Bill and Melinda Gates announced their divorce. 2021. Italy beat England at the Euro Soccer Tournament. I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. What's soccer? The Euro Soccer Tournament.

Is that a sport people play? Italy. We're done. Do people watch that? We're done. I'm done. Thanks for playing. I start doing real well. You cut me loose. Thanks for playing. Go home now. Here's a copy of the home game.

Get out of here. All right. I won. No, you didn't. It didn't win. It didn't, though. Hey, I see where the CDC did not get their full payment from Johnson and Johnson. So they are saying now, oh, yeah, hey, maybe you ought to not get the Johnson and Johnson vaccine.

Maybe you ought to just get the Pfizer and Moderna because there's some kind of, kind of blood clotting issue with Johnson and Johnson. And that's the same thing we told you a long time ago. Remember when they forgot to pay us last year or earlier this year? Yeah, remember that? Yeah. Well, they forgot to pay us again. So we're going to go ahead and pull the plug on them.

So don't get the Johnson & Johnson. Just get the Moderna MRNA. Yay. Yay. It's just agonizing. Oh, before, okay, so I'm going to play my favorite all-time Christmas song, music to end the show today. But I do want to talk just a little bit about Jackson Mahomes. Don't show your eyes.

I just, you're saying, Jackson Mahomes, who the heck is Jackson Mahomes? The brother to Patrick Mahomes, the NFL superstar Patrick Mahomes. You know, I gathered that. he thinks that he is so cool that because he's in Kansas City where his brother is king that he can do anything nope

you can't punts so he goes to a bar with all his friends yeah you heard me punts it's what he is Jackson Mahomes is a punts that's my new word so he goes to a bar

with his friends and wants to get in And then they're like, we're busy. We're a small place. We got no room for you. Sorry. I wish we could help you out. He's all pissed. And posts on social media that, you know,

oh, uh, you know, they won't let me in. This place is sucks. And they responded. We are sorry we could not seat your very large group. As you probably saw, our bar is very small. We are sorry that you have the reach. that you do or at least that you think you do and then instead of using it for something positive you decided to use it to try and crush a small business we survived a global pandemic

we'll survive your ego we're sorry you didn't reach out to us first before taking to social media but then again that is an expectation we would have from a mature and rational person not someone who pours water on fans and dances on memorials of tragically lost people of TikTok clout. We have not been fortunate enough to be born into a much more talented and much more famous family,

but we would like to think that if we did have that much luck, we would use our influence in a more responsible way. We hope our apology finds you well. Take that. I love that. I love it. Why are you looking to me like that?

I guess he was a punts. Thank you. Now, not everyone has a punts, and it's Christmas time. And I love this song so much, and it says so much over the holidays. And it actually is from the Believe Again album, which you could still order, by the way, at glendbeck.com slash believe again. It's David Osmond and Clyde Badd. Oh, come Oh,

Thank you for to chewing the fat. And Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy holidays. and just love your family. Okay, I know that that, as I'm playing,

oh come all you faithful, I have people that, this is not, this is going to be on chewing the fat? I know. I know. Don't look at me like that. I love it, okay?

So back off me. All right, Merry Christmas. But we're listening to that too. That's just the way it is, okay? stream and subscribe to more blaze media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts