Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 78 | Keep it Under $750.00 with Baby Food & New Injections to Impress Your Date

Episode Date: April 17, 2019

Jeffy is tired of hearing about the swimming dog and another injustice in the pilot world. Why did the pilot get suspended and arrested? All this and more via Chewing The Fat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Broadcasting from Irving, Texas, which is Dallas County, Texas, which has a new district attorney, John Cruz-O. John says, you know what? It's all in the name of not criminalizing poverty. But you know what? if you steal something that's less than $750, I'm not going to prosecute. Isn't that nice of him? And look, he claims that it's theft of necessary items.

So essential items like food and baby formula. If it's stuff you need, I'm not going to prosecute you. there's just I just can't have that I'm not going to arrest well we can arrest them but I'm not going to prosecute them people that are mentally ill or potentially have threatening behavior because they're giving a disorderly

conduct if they're a little crazy I'm not going to prosecute those people I'm not going to prosecute anybody with marijuana possession either why did this guy get the job he has a list of other crimes he doesn't want to see people get arrested or prosecuted for criminal trespass driving while your

license is invalid probation violations first time marijuana possession i mean if you are living in dallas county texas or working in dallas county texas like some of us i don't know here in the building of mercury studios and you find yourself needing oh i don't know a new TV. Let's say you need a new TV. Go to the store, put it in the shopping cart, and also put some baby food or a package of diapers in the shopping cart and walk out of the store. It's all yours. You're good to go. No problem. I love it. A lot of people don't love it, though. Like the business owners here in Dallas County are very unhappy with the new district attorney. Isn't that that what the district attorney is supposed to do?

I mean, I'm a fan of not being prosecuted for crimes when it's me being involved. But isn't that what the district attorney is supposed to do is prosecute people who committed crimes? It's just, maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I'm crazy. I mean, we've built a lifetime of shows on television telling us that the police investigate the crime. and the district attorney's office prosecutes the offenders.

Governor Abbott is also not very happy with district attorney John Cruzzo. His tweet, you're going to refuse to prosecute theft of personal items worth less than $750. If someone is hungry, they can just steal some food. If cold, steal a coat. Where does it end? It's wealth redistribution by theft. So that's what I'm telling you. Don't, you know, you might, look, you might get shot by the store owner.

It's possible. But I would say for that $400 or $500 TV and a box of baby food, it's probably worth it. All right, so I had this story in the fat file today during. Pat on Legion, and I didn't get to it. Darn the luck, I wish I would have, because I know Stu teased it on the Glenn Beck radio program today, and he knew that I'd be

getting to it here on Chewing the Fat. The man in Michigan, who's suing his parents, he got a divorce, and he moved back in with his parents for about 10 months, and then he got a new gig and moved to Muncie, Indiana. He was in

Michigan with his parents. Now, he boxed everything up he had and he had his parents ship his stuff to Muncie, Indiana. But once the boxes arrived in Muncie, he realized that, hey, where are my 10 or 12 boxes of pornography? And the dad was, yeah, no, we did you a big favor. Right. Right. Burn it all. Now, I know that a lot of people would say, Well, maybe that's why I got a divorce. Maybe that's why he had a problem and he was moving back in with his parents. First, if you've got a divorce and you're going through a tough time,

it's not unusual to move back in with your parents. I did. I moved into my parents' house. My first divorce. But they were gone. They were on their summer vacation trip. So I moved in there for a little while because they weren't there. I mean, I did move back into their house

But then I was like, hey, good to talk to you I'm going to divorce, I'm moving back into your house I'll be gone by the time you get back And I was When I moved away from my folks, I moved away I was taking care of me But it's not unusual, right? I mean, it happens.

So I don't think that's that big of a deal. He also, he had 400 VHS tapes, 1,600 DVDs, 160 plus CDs. He had some sex toys. And when you look at some of the pictures that he had and some of the titles of the magazines

that he had, like frisky business and Big Bad Grannies, those are collector's editions. I'm sorry. As a former pornics, salesperson. Years ago, I used, that's how I made my, that's how I made my cigarette money. I've made those.

I wish I had those magazines. I wish I had those magazines that I sold back in, you know, 100 years ago. Those are worth money. Of course, those in today's world, those magazines are worth, you know, the new hustlers and Playboys and penthouses and whatever other magazines are. They're worth nothing because you've got the internet. But the back in the day magazines and VHSs and CDs and different toys, those are worth some money, which he believes were worth about 30 to 40,000. Now, he's now suing his parents for $87,000.

And I would say that's a pretty, I would go for a hundred grand, personally. Now, you know, you can make fun of the guy all you want and many people will. Why? Well, because it's an easy person to make fun of. You know, a 40-year-old guy, back with his parents, but really, who does his parents think they are? I mean, that's his, that's his merchandise. That's his property. whether mom or dad didn't like the pornography is not the point.

The point is box my stuff up and ship it to me. Period. That's an investment. I don't like it. I don't like it. Now, according, apparently, see, this all started because he and his parents, I don't think, get along very well anyway. and so he probably shouldn't have moved back in there with the minimum.

He probably should have just got a one-bedroom place and lived because his deal was he was going to move back in with them and clean the house and do domestic chores because he couldn't pay the rent. Maybe he should have sold a couple of magazines. Sold a couple of videos. I'd have a little cash. So apparently there was some sort of dispute at the house and that's when the parents finally said you've got to get out.

Now, okay, fine. But that doesn't mean you get to destroy my property. I don't care what the property is. We did you a favor. We counted 12 moving boxes full of pornography plus two boxes of sex noise, as you call them. We began that day the process of destroying them. Uh, no. How about a no?

How about you just tell me, hey, son, we don't approve, and we really don't want to pay to ship them. you're going to need to come and get them. I'm going to box them up and hide them in the back corner of my attic or garage. But you're not going to destroy my property. I'm sorry. That's really frustrating to me that the parents just think, oh, well, I don't like it so I get to destroy it. Especially collector edition.

Magazes like that. My gosh, you're never going to get those back. All right. Can we get over? the dog being rescued. Can we get over that, please? I got it. It's everywhere now.

I saw it yesterday. In fact, even, you know, one of our board operators here, the Blaze Radio Network sent me the story. And thank you. You know, I appreciate it. But I thought, I know, it's a cute story. I'll figure out what it is. But, you know, now it's everywhere. So they found a dog.

135 miles from shore in the Gulf of Thailand. Now, perhaps the dog was swimming away from Thailand so it wouldn't get eaten. I don't know. Just a thought. But apparently an oil rig crew saw it and they said they pulled him up with a rope around the neck. I mean, there's got to throw a rope around his neck. if he lives when we pull him up, then we'll save him. Otherwise, I'll throw him back in.

He's lucky to get eaten by some sort of predator in the ocean. But he's safe now. And he's going to be sent back to land. I think the whole idea of the dog swimming away from Thailand was to get away from land. I'm going to take my chances not getting eaten by a sea predator, for sure getting eaten by a restaurant in Thailand. I don't know question. I'm out.

Have a nice day. And of course, this is what I'm saying. It's everywhere. All I've got to do is see it everywhere now. And you can't even, you know, you can't even see a news report anymore without them making fun of the story like this. The dog in Thailand is certainly giving new meaning

to the phrase doggy paddle, excuse me. He was found swimming at one hundred thirty It is giving new beach to the phrase doggy style. I will tell you that. I don't know. There's no way around it. So workers first spotted the dog last Friday, swimming towards the platform.

The crew was able to get a rope around his neck and pull him up. They believe he fell off a fishing trawler. He's now in good shape and on dry land. No one I'm sure I'll be working with very soon. More news 4 and 11 when we come back. again, no question. But, dog in Thailand.

They're saying that he was, he fell off a fishing drug. No. No, he was swimming away from Thailand. He did not want to get eaten. That is clear. If you want to become one of the people that don't like police officers,

and I, you know, I do. I'm a fan of police officers. No, no, really. You didn't believe that? No, but I said it. I said it.

So, United Airlines pilot, in Denver, Colorado. He's in his hotel room. He's up on the 10th floor. He's standing by the window, talking on the phone, naked. Apparently, someone looked up and was able to see him naked, which I, as his attorney, I question that. But we'll go ahead and say, okay, so you looked up on the 10th floor from the ground level

at the airport, and you looked up and you saw what appeared to be a male naked standing in a window and you called authorities. Now, the police show up and the video of this, and I know for those of you, I won't play it because it's blurry and you won't, if you're watching chewing the fat, it'll be too blurry for you. So I'll just tell you about it. But the video, the cop isn't. Doesn't seem to be a nice man.

Let's just leave it. He's searching the room. I'm like, no, you know what? No. No. Just from being naked? You can get used. Right. That's what I mean. So he's in decent exposure. Okay.

Okay. Well, what is that? So what? And I get to be nude in my hotel room. And I'm up on the 10th floor. Well, I was looking up. It's looking for this naked person. Right. And I'm on the 10th floor. I'm not, I'm obviously not standing in front of the window naked to get some sort of thrill. All right. I'm naked. I'm talking on the phone. I'm on the 10th floor. or you know, whatever. So he was arrested. Arrested for indecent exposure.

Wow. He said he just woke up and he was about to take a shower. He's on the 10th floor. He's talking on the phone. And he's even said in his interview, I did a quick assessment of my surroundings. Nobody outside. Yeah, because you're on the 10th floor.

So, you know, so the 10th floor, I mean, you're doing some distance to look up, right? So plus daylight in the morning, hotel windows. I mean, the right angle, sure. Maybe you do. Maybe you do see the guy standing there naked or what appears to be someone standing there naked. I say, uh, so? Why is that upsetting to you?

So anyway, uh, he got, uh, spent two days in jail two days in jail that is amazing he's suing right he was suspended from United for six months six months he's suspended from United

amazing why was he suspended because he was arrested he was in jail arrested for indecent exposure right now he is contemplating a lawsuit and I would more than contemplate because now

last month charges were dismissed you know the district attorney is probably friends with the district attorney here in Dallas now we're not going to prosecute

that was silly that's silly don't we don't worry about it we'll just drop the charges so I mean are we that that's where we're at you can't even stand

in your own hotel room naked what is this world coming to wow Okay, sure the windows were open So sure it was daytime But you're on the 10th floor So he's probably going to end up I saw where United Airlines is now going to launch their

Nonstop flight between the U.S. and Cape Town South Africa That's his flight from now on for the rest of his life It's back You're going back from Denver to South Africa, Cape Town That's where you're flying to But if you ever get on a flight Into Cape Town If you would ask them, yeah, we're going to land in Cape Town, South Africa.

If you look to your right, you'll see the mountains of the lions. That's beautiful. If you look down to your left, you'll see Shanytown. That's where all the poor people live, just outside of the main city of Cape Town. They work for the rich white people on the coast. And if you like to, if you go through customs at the airport, If you were asked to see if they have Jeff Fisher's fake knee number card? Oh, that would be great.

Because he lost it there in Cape Town when he was in Cape Town and he never got it back. Oh, wait. Oh, I mean, wait a minute. And thank you for flying you night. So, you know, I found out that you don't need your fake knee card number. Like, well, they put the fake knee and they gave you a card with your ID number on it, which I guess is also emblazoned on my fake knee if I ever, you know, if they find my body, they could know who I am.

But you're supposed to when you go through the airport, they'll ask you for it through the airport. No, they don't. They don't. What they care about is just go through the scanner. Go through the scanner. You're fine. That's all they care about.

Yeah, I got a fake knee. All right, go through the scanner. They didn't care about the card with the little ID number on it. The whole thing, none of that. I don't care. And since they didn't need it, for some reason, I'd never picked it back up and came down. And I never got it back.

disappointing. I don't have my ID card. So if you pick that up the next time you're in Cape Town for it, that'd be great. They'd really appreciate it. Yeah, they don't need. They don't, they don't, every, every, I pulled it out twice on that trip,

both times. Once in, uh, once in Israel, once in Cape Town. No. Well, it doesn't matter.

But the Cape Town one is where I lost it because I was flying back from Israel to, uh, back to London and back to the United States. United States. And I took it out of Cape Town and the guy was like, yeah, I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. That's the trip. That's the trip where we flew from Israel and we stopped in Egypt for gas when we were going to Cape Town because that was our Israel trip. And Glenn was speaking in Cape Town. So we were flying from Israel to Cape Town, but we had to stop and get

refuel. And we refueled in Egypt. They told us to don't open the windows on the plane. Don't look outside. They may or may not enter the plane, but if they enter the plane, just, if they ask you a question, answer, if they don't ask you anything, don't say a word.

So when we landed to refuel, you know, of course you got to open the windows, see what's going on out there. They didn't board the plane, but they surrounded it. They're with military vehicles. I mean, it was like refuel and get out. No problem.

Thanks, guys. Take care. Speaking of refueling, though, we might as well go out at the break room. I have nothing better. I'm telling you. Nothing better. I may not mention it before, but cold Coca-Cola zero sugar. Oh my gosh.

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Listen. So you need to do that as well. All right. So Netflix had to announce where they were at money-wise and subscribers-wise. They've got a little bit more than chewing the fat. Netflix added 7.9 million paid subscribers in the first quarter of this year. A few more than chewing the fat has. I'd like to catch up. globally Netflix now has

148.8 million subscribers. That's a pretty good business model. It's a pretty good gig. I mean, they only profited about 344 million. That's a pretty good year.

Of course, they've got the competitors. Disney came out with their streaming service. That's going to be cheaper. That's only going to be like seven bucks a month. Netflix rate. their prices in the first quarter, which I was, you know, we talked about that and we're well aware of that happening. But the, you know, the app subscribership streaming world is getting pretty jammed up. The roadway is getting pretty jammed up. I mean, Netflix CEO, Reed Hastings,

who, by the way, just stepped down from the Facebook board, he said, you know what, you guys are trying to be too much of a competitor to Netflix. I need to get off of here. I don't want anything to do with you anymore. So he's not on the board of Facebook anymore. But he talks about as viewers continue to cut the chord, all players with high quality, differentiated content will benefit.

This was in his investor letter. He believes there's room in the streaming sandbox not only for Netflix and Disney, but also Apple, AT&T, Amazon, and others. I would say maybe to that. I don't know that I 100% I agree with Reed on that because we're starting to get to the point now where it's getting all jammed up. And, you know, there's only so much of my money to go around.

I will say that it's getting a little bit easier to cut the cord now. I cut the cord a while ago. And there was a lot of live TV I couldn't get. And that's when the cable company broke back into my house and put the cable boxes back in. I couldn't stop them. I tried. I said, no, stop. Don't put the cable boxes back in my house.

I've already cut the cord from you, people. And the next thing I know, there they are. They're in my house. So, okay, I had the cable again. But it's, I think that was because I was missing some live events, some live TV events. But I think now with a couple of the right apps, I can be caught up with live events on television and not have cable and hopefully make it out cheaper with whatever apps I see. subscribe to. So that may be happening. I know the, my wife has been busy adding and subtracting the costs of what we're doing. So cable company, be prepared. The last time when I cut it though,

see when I, last time, see, this is where they get you a little bit. When I told them come and get it, it was cheaper to keep basic cable and internet because I wanted to keep the internet. So I said, come and get your cable. I don't want your cable anymore. I just want the internet. Well, that's fine. But if you keep the basic cable with the internet, the deal will be cheaper.

Okay, so we kept, you know, you keep the basic cable. That kind of rigs their numbers too. So it looks like you didn't cut the cord. You know, you didn't cut it completely. You're still got, you still have subscribed to the cable company. So, you know, it screws their numbers up a little bit too and for their benefit. Hulu, buying back AT&T's minority stake in the company. They're spending $1.43 billion.

They're giving that money to AT&T. We're buying it back. I mean, AT, that was a good investment for AT&T. That's triples their money on Hulu. That's a good deal for them. Amazing. Jack Dorsey wants you to think differently, too. You know, I want to like Jack Dorsey from Twitter.

I want to like him. but I don't know I listened to him talk I heard him on the Joe Rogan podcast and he was okay he was okay I was all right with him

I opened I opened myself up to Jack Dorsey a little bit but I don't know the more he talked a little bit about this too he talked a little bit about you know he wants to root out widespread abuse and misinformation make Twitter a healthier place

shift you know shift focus from specific people to tracking topics of interest. Well, look, Jack, that's not what the platform is right now. So why don't you just let the platform breathe and get off our backs? But that's not, you know, that's not going to happen. So he spoke at a TED conference and he said that it's probably not a right call to make the follower count big and bold. or create likes.

He said that that doesn't really facilitate healthy conversations because the likes and the follower accounts, that's all that people care about. Well, yeah. And the same with your verification process. And people, you know, those blue check marks used to mean something. And they still do to some of us that have it. But he talked about how they're going to be able to log in

and see interests. And no matter what was posted, you'll be able to find entrance and see what's viral. And our major priority is fighting abuse. Okay, here's what you can do. Make sure people are aware that they can block people if they don't know it already. There's all kinds of ways.

There's one way in particular that I can think of that helps people get over in the, abuse. What is it again? Oh, I know. Don't read it. It's just silly. Just silly. Speaking of apps and cable and streaming services, HBO, talked about the Game of Thrones season premiere and that season finale. I mean, it's the last season of Game of Thrones. I told you I do a Talking Thrones on Monday, and they talked about record viewership. but the numbers they gave in this story, I didn't seem that much.

They said they had a record, 17.4 million, tuning into season 8 premiere across all platforms. All right. HBO Now, HBO Go and linear. And they had 50% more viewers relative to season 7 finale and 97% more compared to season 7 premiere. Wow. So, I mean, Walking Dead, I do a Talking Dead podcast as well during the season of Talking Dead.

And once Game of Thrones is over, fear, walking down will be doing a podcast talking fear, by the way, just a reminder. And so that's why you need to subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. But that's not close to the numbers that HBO made it sound like they were getting for Game of Thrones. Worldwide event. I mean, Walking Dead in their heyday of number, 17.4, they had more than that.

And, you know, those numbers have dramatically gone down on cable, but they also have not given any numbers of what they're getting on between cable and their app. Because they got people buying the AMC app too, which has taken away from the cable viewing.

So, I'm a little disappointed. actually in HBO, unless, and I'll do, I'll dig it a little bit. You know, HBO, call me. I just call me. I'd like to see if this is just U.S. So I wonder if we get global numbers on that. So just call me.

We'll work it out, all right? But ratings, I mean, amazing. We talked about Tiger Woods winning the Masters on Sunday, and of course you're going to watch it. highest rated morning golf broadcast in 34 years. CBS, I told CBS was happy. Tigers playing. Yep, okay.

Ratings. I mean, that's no question. They want Tiger playing. They are happy to have Tiger playing. You had the Boston Marathon this weekend. You know, Kenya's Lawrence Cherono, you know him. I mean, he's world-renowned. distance runner. He came in first

by two seconds. And for the ladies, Ethiopia's Warknessh de Gegfa? I don't have to tell you. She won. I mean, she beat everyone. She ran the last 20 miles alone. There was nobody in her in her race at all.

And we had Pulitzer Prize winners announced this week. The Wall Street Journal won for its investigation into hush payments to women claiming to have an affair with President Trump. The South Florida Sun Sentinel won for its reporting of the Parkland shooting, and the Pittsburgh Post

Gazette won a Pulitzer for its coverage of last year's synagogue shooting. Reuters, photographers got a prize for their pictures of migrants traveling from Central America to the U.S. Congratulations. Those pictures were. Amazing. There was that one shot where it showed like five. thousand of them coming and there wasn't one female.

It was just young males. That was an amazing shot. And that other shot when they were breaking down the fences and storming the gates on the Mexico border. Oh, man. So they deserved a, they deserved a Pulitzer for that. No problem. And Martha Stewart is selling her stuff. Not quite as valuable as it used to be, though.

Sequential Brands Group is selling. the Martha Stewart Living Omni Media to marquee brands for $215 million. I mean, that seems cheap. 250 million, they're saying that's what, 40% less than what they paid for the company? I mean, 250 million, that's a good deal for the Martha's. Now, maybe it's not a good deal because Martha Stewart, you know, starting to go downhill a little bit, smoking dope with Snoop Dogg. and, you know, so times they're kind of tough.

So, you know, good luck. Good luck and God bless. And Peter Thiel, Mr. Venture Capitalist, you know, he bet on Facebook and Airbnb, Lyft, and Spotify. Those four alone, losers. You never heard of them before after Peter Thiel invested in him, Facebook, Airbnb, Lyft, and Spotify. So he's a pretty smart guy. He's putting $7 million into Bev.

B-E-V. It's a startup that makes canned rosé wine. Really weird. But he claims that what he's trying to build is a company that could fight with the likes of Budweiser. Canned rose canned wine? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, beer is really struggling as it is with all the startups and the brewers all over the country. I mean, Budweiser is struggling.

I don't know. That seems like a... That doesn't seem good. However, Peter has not, you know, been wrong a lot. So it might be a good deal. All right, a couple more stories before we wrap up today. Thanks for coming along for the ride today on chewing the fat. One of the latest things, I don't know if you're aware of this, and maybe you are.

Maybe you're one of the people that are using this. You know, we've talked a lot about, you know, plastic surgeons. and, you know, work that people have, whether it's on their face or their eyes or, you know, their chin, their back, their butt, their belly, whatever it is. But, and we talked about, you know, men having a thing enlargements. We talked about the diamond guy in France, and one of the richest guys in the world, the diamond guys.

You know, it was so insecure that he was having a thing enlargement and died because of it, sad. But now, Now there's a way that you can avoid having a thing enlargement and still impress. All right. There's a thing happening now that it's called a scrotox. You heard me. Scrotox injections. So what scrotox is is the use of Botox, one of the three neurotoxins for muscle relaxation injected into your stress.

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put out its annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world listed oh yay and you know it's gonna be a good list when right off the bat you've got you've got Christine Blazey Ford on the list thank you and the list continues on

I don't even need to I don't even need to go down the list because you know that I started with that and you can take a guess at who else is on the list and it's going to be an impressive impressive list of 100 influential people from Time magazine

I mean, wow. And Christine deserves it, doesn't she? I mean, she got up and said things that weren't true in front of Congress and America. I mean, maybe they were true to her. No, I don't. Let's not get into that again. Okay. But just know that even through all of that, Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed as Supreme Court justice.

I know. It was almost too political. We could just leave it there. Leave it at that. And I've got the story. You know another story that, uh, where to put it a while here it is. As long as we're doing a little politics. I'll end you with this.

It's not really politics. But it kind of is. Uh, Bill and Hillary are back speaking again. They're on tour. I thought that tour died, but apparently not because they've got one, two, three, four, five, six, six more evenings with Bill and Hillary Clinton. Uh, they're coming up in, uh, Connecticut, D. DC, Boston, then they go to British Columbia, then they go to Seattle, and then they go out to Los Angeles.

Right? I mean, thank you. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, Bill and Hillary Clinton. So the review of their, the first one, was great at the Beacon Theater. And one of the best parts of the review was that they had some great questions asked of them. If you want to go and see them. They were such hard, deep, thoughtful questions. Like, is the two-state solution dead? How did it feel to watch the Bin Laden raid? Why are the Dems losing rural voters?

How did you raise such an amazing daughter? I mean, if you think that that's deep. So about halfway through this first event, they had a heckler. And this would have been me. had I been to this event. But so the guy stands, the guy stands up. Bill, this is boring.

Why don't you talk about? And then Hillary starts to grab some like, I mean, it's important political conversations that we're trying to have. It can be difficult, especially when we're interrupted by such agent provocateurs. And the guy, as they're dragging the guy out, talk about Jeffrey Epstein.

Talk about it. Let's hear about the sex. Island. There's the rest of it's boring. So if we could get more hecklers, I mean, I don't want hecklers. Let me rephrase that. I do. I'm not calling for hecklers at the Bill and Hillary Clinton's speeches and gatherings and question hairs on stage because that would be wrong. But if it were to happen, I would say that the first one's dead. This is boring. Why don't you talk about it? And then just start going down the list. They'll drag you off. And it's soon as they start dragging that guy off,

you have another person. No, seriously, this is boring. And just see how many they could get drag. And they'll actually make the news.