Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 782 | Plowing while Plowing…

Episode Date: January 7, 2022

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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So, I just found out that we have a new ruler on who is racist and who isn't. I know. Rapper Lil Durk is now the person in charge. He decides whether you're racist or not. Now, rapper Lil Durk has said that Morgan Wallen, remember him. He was one of the top 10 people on Google's. most Googled people in the U.S. this year, or this past year, 2021, because of his racist calling

his homeboy the N-word as they were drunken outside. But rapper Lil Durk has decided that, hey, Morgan Wallen isn't canceled, okay? He's a friend of mine. Sure he used the N-word, so. Sure, he faced massive backlash. But he still was recording stuff and doing everything. I don't know that he really, that really hurt him that much. But people, you know, started pulling the plug on Morgan. But nah, he ain't no racist. That's my boy, according to Lil Dirk.

So there you go. We're good. Morgan Wallin is not racist. And if you think you're racist, contact Lil Dirk. and he'll decide whether you're racist or not. And that's the way it goes. So good news. Lil Durk is the keeper of who is racist and who isn't.

Can we get a little dirk on the phone? Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Okay, so I'm reading this story about Sigfried and Royd. Remember them? Not Royed. This is not Sigfried and Roy. It wasn't Sigfried and Roy.

Although, anyway. So you remember them, they're both dead now, sadly. They've both passed away. I know. Dry your eyes. So apparently there's a Apple TV Plus podcast coming out called Wild Things. Sigfried and Roy premieres next week with the, and they're talking about the tragic night.

Now, you remember way back in 2003, when Roy was attacked by his tiger, right? Well, apparently there's conspiracy theories around this, and they think that it could possibly have not been an accident the way that it happened. Really strange. And this whole story goes into, it's going to be, I'm kind of excited to watch it.

It'll be worth watching. Maybe after the first, you know, 10 or 15 minutes, I'll be done with Siegfried and Roy. Because they were like the beginning of, they started the New Vegas. I mean, they were the ones that, you know, brought on, they brought it the big show to Vegas with the animals and magic. It was really funny. Now, one of the things that it talks about that night,

and I didn't realize how really bad it was, and he had been injured with animals before, but he, you know, they'd been worked with animals for forever. Now, at the night, there was the day after his birthday, and they had partied and partied and partied. So they were wondering if he smelled different, if his breath was different. There were people in the audience. They brought in all kinds of investigators and terror investigators to figure out if this was an actual murder or just an accident. And so far it's been just, you know, an accident.

Accident all the parties involved are dead now the tiger's gone Siegfried and Roy is gone But anyway they talked about that night so The cat the night of the incident Manacore that's the tiger missed his mark on stage stepped toward the front row and became confused as Horn pulled him back The tiger grabbed Horn's arm in his mouth horn swatted his microphone on the tiger's head executing a secondary command of obey which was release and the tiger did and then placed the paw on horn's foot so he released the bite on his arm but he stepped his paw on horn's foot horn tripped backward and the tiger loomed over him so maddaker then pounced teeth ripped into

horn's neck he was dragged 30 feet off stage unable to breathe and gushing blood. Stage hands sprayed Manacore with a fire extinguisher. Didn't work. Next, they started to beat him with the fire extinguisher. That worked. He finally, he let go.

By then, Horn had torn his master's, the jugular vein was torn and missed the main artery, so he was, you know, he was okay. He lived. They rushed him to the hospital. And there was a videotape of it, but it's only been seen by a few people.

It has not been released to the public. Huh. So it may have been wild animals reverting to them, or, oh, it could have been a way to murder him. They talked about a lady that was different in the crowd that had a big hairdo that could have snuck in some kind of spray. It's going to be fun. The conspiracy theory around the, the,

the tiger attack for Siegfried and Royd. But what a life. I mean, these guys had a tremendous life, man. And then when they started in Vegas, it was the big thing. I mean, they were pulling in some cash. Man, they were one of the first big shows. And they first started in, I think in the article it talks about how they first started in the mob torn Vegas. one of the mobbed-up joints

like the Tropicana and the Stardust then at the frontier and finally at the Mirage. The Mirage said, yeah, come on. They were making, you know, they were making like $45, $50 million a year. It's incredible. So they were the, in fact, one publisher of the Las Vegas advisor

said that they were part of flicking the switch from old Vegas to new. Just amazing. So anyway, I'm looking forward to this thing. I want to see the conspiracy behind someone. Sprained death to Roy spray in the air. It set the tiger off. And he was there to kill Roy.

Except it didn't work. It was the day a magician almost died. Well, it is Fat Pile Friday. So welcome to it. on chewing the fat. Thank you for coming along for the ride today. For those of you listening live, it is the 7th of January 2020. Wow, January 7th. That means tomorrow is the 8th. Oh, thank you. I can count. Which means it's, you know, the anniversary of the birth of Elvis Presley, the king, baby. Hello. And David Bowie, we found out. The other day as I was doing

the Bowie selling his music collection for it. They approximated that at $250 million. You had to pay more for that. David Bowie's collection. Are you kidding me? I mean, he had 26. I've got to find the story now. He had 26. I'm trying to say 26, 26. I've got to find the story now. Hold on that I did on Chewing the Fat Wednesday with Pat.

Yeah, okay. He had 26 studio albums. He had one album released posthumously called Toy. He had two studio albums from Tin Machine with tracks released as singles from soundtracks and other projects.

And they're saying that it could be worth more than $250 million. Yeah. Yeah. And so when I went down the list of some of the other musicians and bands that are selling their stuff, I mean, if you've got some content, now's the time. Now is the time, man. This company Mercatus Hypnosis Songs Fund Limited. I don't know where they got their money from, unless it's Merck.

But they bought the Red Hot Chili Peppers Music. They bought half of Neil Young's worldwide copyrighted income interest, 100% of Lindsay Buckingham's publishing rights, Kristen McVee's catalog rights, along with they bought my favorite and more over the past year. This Sony Entertainment paid half a billion. for Paul Simon stuff. Wow.

Dylan got a couple hundred million, at least. Tina Turner sold her music rights to BMG. Warner Music bought 300 entertainment, which is the label behind, I mean, I don't have to tell you, I'm just reminding you, Young Thug and Megan the Stallion. I don't know word on Lil Dirk.

But then Stevie Nix sold her stuff 80%. She didn't sell it all. she kept 20. 80% stake in her catalog for at least 100 million. I mean, now's the time. So my point was is that David Bowie's stuff is worth more than $250 million, right? Because they just paid what's his face? Oh, you know. Dingleberry from Jersey.

Springsteen. Half a billion. I gave him $500 million. Come on now. Springsteen is worth more than David Bowie. maybe you can make that argument I guess

I saw an interview with Billy Joel I guess I think it was he was on I think he was on with Stern and he was and Stern was talking to him

about selling his rights and he was and he was like ooh those are like my children but if somebody came to me with a billion dollars it'd be tough to turn down right

yeah I mean I would say that Billy could get more than a billion for his for his catalog? Oh man. Billy Joel, Elton, John. Now you're talking about

more than a, I mean, Elton and Billy both, but I mean, what a great, you know, I saw that both live. It was both tremendous. Really a great show. Well worth more than a billion. I'll give you that right now. You know what? I'll give him a billion right now.

Billy call me. We'll work out a deal with Merck, Meridious, Hypnosis, Songs, Limited fund. See if they can pull down some Billy Joel money. No problem. Oh, I don't even know where I was headed. Oh, I was just welcomed you to the show. Yeah, that's right. It's the 7th of January, 2022. Which means tomorrow's the 8th. It's a happy birthday to the king. Right. That's how I got there. So anyway, remember the lady that we

talked about that was selling her farts, claiming that she was making 50 grand a month. month. 50 grand a month for that in jars? I mean jars, I guess in today's world are expensive, so you got some overhead. I had some underhead. You could go ahead and just write your own jokes.

Just stop. But she's been selling her farts claiming to make 50 grand a month and she's some kind of Stephanie motto. She's a reality star too. I guess I should probably know who she is, but I don't. But sad news for Stephanie.

if you were looking for the latest fart jar from Stephanie. Ooh. Yeah, that one's going to cost you a lot more. She had to go to the hospital because she said that she thought she was having a stroke. I thought I was having a stroke and these were my final moments. Apparently, doctors have said, you've been eating way too many beans and eggs. And the foods that you've been eating are contributing to the gas. And they triggered the symptoms.

So she needs to slow down. So if you... So the orders are on back order. I'm just telling you you might want to... Don't think you're going to get a shipment for a little while of the new jar of farts. So don't waste of the ones you have. if you're a big Stephanie motto fart purchasing

person not real sure why you would do that now you know what I don't want to judge I don't want to judge I think how expensive that jar would be

all right let's go to the break room I need something cold to drink we're already talking about entertainment oh yeah there we go baby Oh. So good. So, I mean, there's so much to talk about in the break room. So let's just get to it.

First, are we going to, who died today? Who died today? Breaking news today on chewing the fat, brand new right now as we are recording this. Sidney Portier, dead. Is it Portier? Porter, Sydney Pottier. I don't make sure I pronounce it right. I don't want to...

I know of this. It's not Portier. And it's not Porter. It's Sydney. Poitier? Okay. Sure. Amorpha fallis. Thank you. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's not it. I'm pretty sure it's not Sydney amorphal phallis.

But he was 94. So congratulations to Sidney for finally passing on. You know, what do you say? It's sad news. He was the first, and I love this, he's no longer just the first African-American and the first black man to win an Oscar.

No, first of all, he's not African-American. But he is the first black and Bahamian man to win best actor. So he was automatically granted U.S. citizenship after being unexpectedly born in Miami while his parents were visiting in 1927. So he's an anchor baby.

He's one of the first one. So he grew up in the Bahamas, moved to America when he was 15. And then, you know, then he was, you know, in his, guess who's coming to dinner. In the heat of the night, lilies of the field.

They called me, what was his name again? Mr. Tibbs? Yeah, yeah, they called me Mr. Tibbs. Cindy Porter, dead at 94. Oh, yeah, somebody else died too yesterday. Peter Porter. Amorphophalus. Peter Bogdanovich, or Peter Porter.

as we lovingly call him. He passed away too. He was 82. I mean, you remember him from the Sopranos. The same stuff that I said about Peter, or Portier or whatever his name is, Sidney. Same stuff I said about him. That's the same stuff that Bogdadovich gets to.

Same thing. It's an Oscar winner. Okay. I remember him in The Sopranos. You got to play a psychiatrist guy on the Sopranos, so it was worth a watch. Anyway, sad news. Apparently he passed away with complications to Parkinson's disease.

That's just such a horrible disease. I don't wish that on anyone. I really don't. But I'm confused at, I guess, complications from Parkinson's. And I don't know what that... Okay, I want to make a joke. But then I don't want to make the joke. Because I'll anybody that tell you, don't you know Parkinson's disease?

This is the terrible? I know. But what are the complications? I mean, other than just shaking. Don't look at me like that. Just stop. So back to Sidney Porter for a second. I mean, the guy married twice.

He's got six children, eight grandchildren, three great-grandchildren. He married twice the first time to Juanita Hardy for five years after his affair. He had a big long nine-year affair with singer Diane Carroll. And then he married Canadian actor Joanna Shimkus in 1976. They stayed together for the remainder of his life. But he served, I forgot about this, he served as a diplomat in 1997. So I guess it was just a diplomat for a year. He was named Ambassador of the Bahamas.

To Japan. Oh, no, he was there for 10 years. 2007. He was there for 10 years. Okay. So what happened then? In 2007, he was probably done with it. That's a grueling job to be the ambassador of the Bahamas to Japan.

That's a tough gig. By 2007, he was just beaten, worn down. All right. Just stop. All right, just move on. We're in the break room. Kanye West and Billy Elish are going to headline the 2022 Coachella Festival in April in Indio, California. That's something to look forward to there, huh?

And California, the health officials are saying now that the Super Bowl will remain in Los Angeles. Yeah, they were not going to give it up to Dallas, man. They don't, they don't, people, they'll be okay with people actually dying. to keep the Super Bowl in LA and so at SoFi. I mean, no, yeah, no problem. We're moving to Dallas. Oh, you guys are to shut down for COVID? No problem.

We'll move it to Dallas. No, we're fine. We'll just block out. SoFi will be his own country for Super Bowl week. You can guarantee you that. No way they give that up. But I'm all for it. The NFL should just say, look, if you're going to hose us like that

and make, you know, put restrictions on us, we'll go to Dallas. We'll take it to AT&T. You can go back to Florida too, Tampa, take it again too. That would be awesome. And just that we were talking about people, you know, buying stuff up. The New York Times just bought the news sports subscription, the sports, I guess it's sports news subscription. The athletic, $550 million. Okay.

Congratulations. That's great. Love that. And if you want to get a hold of me, you can always email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. I was going through the emails last night, and I ran across an email from Jeremy, who a little ticked off at me. And I'm like, Jeremy, you know, calm down, bro. I mean, that's what I emailed the back. Calm down, bro.

Yellowstone was underwhelming because one person died. I'll grant you should have been two hours but Jimmy bringing the fiancé into the bunkhouse and the wedding was priceless I didn't like the Casey ending but you know wishes whiny wife had a bit

in the last season Casey's whiny wife is part of the indigenous people that are out of Yellowstone okay so back off all right and you are right though I will give you that. I'll give you that the scene when Jimmy brought

the new woman to the bunkhouse and the old woman was there was awesome and it was a great fight scene. No question about that. It was awesome. So I agree there. The wedding

eh and eh ah but you know I still, it was underwhelming. You can email me all you want.

I wanted more, okay? I wanted more. But thanks for emailing. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. Message me there. You can follow me on Instagram and Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. Message me there. You can follow me on Getter at Jeffrey JFR.

Message me there. You know, now I'm not going to say that. Follow me on Getter at Jeffie JFR, would you? I was just, I was going to say something. mean. That's not like me. Right now. Welcome aboard Air Canada.

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Nice. Air Canada. Nice travels. Wi-Fi available to AeroPlan members on equipped flights sponsored by Bell. Conditions apply. See Air Canada.com. So I think I need to talk to someone from Big Farm. I want to talk to someone from Big Farm because I watched a video last night from John Deere.

And I'm a huge John Deer fan. And, you know, my tractor, hello, I think that was my first word. I don't know if I've ever talked about that before. But I was raised at a farm. Tractor was my first word. And, you know, John Deere was the tractor, man. I mean, I wrote on John Deere's all my life. So I'm watching this John Deere new tractor that operates in the field without an operator in the cab.

Now, there's plenty of tractors that you can put in autonomous mode, but you're there. You're still behind the wheel. Now, John Deere's got their tractors where you don't have to be there. It's just app run. Got the cameras all around it. You can till they've got it. I'm not sure how many implements you can use now, but for sure you can till and probably do some minor harvesting,

although you probably need a human with the harvesting. But the farmers were talking about, you know, the one guy was, you know, talking about how cool it was when he was in partnership with John Deere using their stuff for, yeah, yeah, we'll partner, no problem. I thought that you could still I guess the tractors I was thinking of were the ones that you can

satellite hook up with them so that they will plow you can map out your field and they will plow that field the way it's supposed to be perfectly as you know maybe drunken farmer Joe doesn't quite cut the corner right

but I want to talk to someone from Big Farm, I want to know how that would work, because they're selling it as, well, we're not, I mean, farmers are struggling to find workers, and so we're not trying to lose workers and go against people. We just want the farmers to be able to farm and get out there, and the farmer's like, yeah, I got other stuff to do. I can till my field and, you know, I can be home with Mary,

taking care of a little farmer business and look at the old app and make sure the John Deere is out tilling the field. I mean, okay. Or you could be next door, you know, the farm over. You know, the days of, yeah, you can see them out in the field on the tractor because the tractor's running back there on the back 40. Nope. Nope. Farmer John is not on the tractor anymore. He's next door.

Anyway, I want to talk to Big Farm. I want to find out what's going on in Big Farm and make sure that this is right. Because John Deere just settled their union deals, so they're busy pumping out new stuff. But I think I'm a fan. I think I'm a fan. But it's going to be expensive, right?

So for the little guy, you know, little farm is in trouble. I mean, the guy that needs the tractor for, I mean, I don't know how big a farm is the little. farm anymore. 100 acres, maybe. And so, I don't know. If you've got a dairy farm, what's an average dairy farm size? I've got to look that up now. So if you had 100 acres and you had a dairy farm, which isn't a, you know, you're not, I know you're not farming soybeans and whatever, I get it. But if you had a dairy farm with 100 acres, you'd have a, you couldn't do it. So the average size is 441 acres for a dairy farm.

There are 54,000 to 599 farms that had 9.5 million milking cows in 2017. Wow. two million farms on 900 million acres. Wow. All right, we have to talk to Big Farm. I realize the dairy farm is different. I want to get Big Farm on the line right now. I want to talk to Big Farm.

Don't shrug your shoulders at me. Get Big Farm on the line. I mean it. Big Farm. Are you there? I'm guessing. Come on, baby. Come on.

Come on, it's there. It's just about there. Come on. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Big Farm. Now, I was reminded in my ear when I'm screaming for,

I want someone from Big Farm on the line. I was asked the question, Who would that be? It would be this person? I got some cattle. I'm driving to the town. I don't think that's a big farm. I mean, he pretends like he's Mr. Farmer.

No. No, he's not. All right, so since we were, you know, talking about John Deere and their new tractor that it can run autonomously, I'm sure the tractor that I fired up, probably doesn't sound like the new one. But I've had vehicles like that before, man. And it's a good feeling when it finally starts,

I'll tell you that. Nothing better. Nothing. I would argue there's almost nothing better than the feeling you get when that thing finally fires up, man, because you go, I remember one morning, I was out starting my car.

I had a 67 Oldsmobile. I think it was. I loved that car, man. Had like a 440 engine in it. Big mother bumper. I loved that stupid car. My first car in Florida, I drove, because I would walk for a year

when I first moved to Florida because I was, I broke. And I finally got a car. I paid $80 for it. That's where I made 80 bucks for it. And do you know how broke I was? I was working at, I just started working at Wind Dixie. And one of the managers there, you know, he knew I was walking every, I was walking

everybody, walked back and forth to work. I was living on, I was living on Madeira Beach. I was working on Treasure Island. I was work, walking the beaches. I mean, I was, sometimes somebody would give me a ride. Most times I planned on people not giving me a ride. I was going to walk. And he goes, well, look, I got an old car, an old automobile sitting the side of the house.

My wife wants me to get rid of it. I'll sell it to you. And I forget what the full price was for it, but I was like, okay, but I mean, I can give you weekly payments, you know, like $20 a week until I get to the full price, but that's how I can afford it. He goes, okay. So I gave him $20 a week for a month, and he was like, just come and get it. So it caused me $80. bucks. Love that car. I made money on that car.

Well, I probably broke even. Because I got hit parked by a drunken, old white man, Sanford, Oliver Pate. I'll never forget his stupid name. He was, if you're related to Sanford Oliver Pate, you know,

I'm not going to apologize because he was drunk and he was all he smashed into my parked car. I was in front of my father. We're inside my friend's house. And I here, this big slam out in front of his house. And the Sanford-Dolver Pate slammed into my tail into my car. And I mean, it was smashed it in, the old trunk.

And I had to drive it for over a year like that. I mean, I just didn't have any money and fix it. And so I took it to the insurance company, his insurance company. I don't know any insurance. I'll tell you that. And the guy comes out and he's, when the guy comes out and he's starts laughing and I'm like, what are you laughing at? Man, that's my car.

He goes, well, I'll tell you what. He goes, you can drive it home and I'll send a tow truck and I'll pick it up, tow it out of there and we'll be done with it and I'll give you, you know, $500. Or I'll give you a $300, I'll write you a $300 check right now and you can drive away. Write that check, baby. I'll take the $300 and I'm out of here. You know what happened to that car also for the first week?

when I drove home, you heard this and the one side of the car would kind of hop up a little, boom, boom, and I drove, I kept having to drive slower and slower until finally it wouldn't drive anymore. And so I took the hump off and I hadn't done that before, which probably was

kind of a dumb thing not to do. But I finally parked it, close to my work and I was like I can't drive it anymore. It's not driving. So I take the hubcap off. And when Sanford Oliver Pate hit me, it jacked the lugs. You know, jack the whatever you call them, you know,

the lug nuts, the tire, you know? The bolts, the nuts. Whatever the hell you call them on your tires, you know what I'm talking about. And so those holes in the wheel kept getting bigger and bigger because I mean I had to get a whole new tire a tire, I mean a wheel and a tire

So I probably broke even And I used to buy used tires All the time we'd buy I'd go to used tire places And buy you know $2 tires, $5 tires You can't do that anymore Sad man

America used to be America I've changed. I could drive around St. Peter. I could drive around Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay, Florida. I mean, Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater, the beaches. I could drive around the greater Tampa area and point out every place I changed a flat tire around, man. I drove that car for a long time, man.

I was just on crappy. I always had a spare in the trunk. And I was always ready to poop. hop out, jack it up, switch it out, and go. They have to stop by the used tire place, get another two or three dollar tire. Be ready for the next flat, man. I changed tires all the time. Those were good days.

You don't get those days back anymore. Tell you that. That's what America was America right there. That's quite a ways from John Deere. Anyway, I was thinking about, got me thinking about the new CEO. awards, you know, the new stuff at CES, because a bunch of companies pulled out and they're, you know, they cut the events short this year because of COVID Amacron.

But they, you know, I was looking at the reviews of what was really good at the new CES show this year. And the best in show was this Robo Rock, the S7 MaxV Ultra. I mean, it's just a remote vacuum cleaner. But it has a little storage box container. that I guess, you know, that means it's emptying itself. So you don't have to worry about that being emptying. You just have to empty the containers.

Okay. I mean, if you don't have a wife. The best laptop, it's got in here, the new Dell, new routers, new Chromebook, like that. New best computer accessory, the HyperX Cloud Alpha Wireless Gaming headset. Ooh. Might be good. The new, oh, the Samsung Neo-Q-L-E-D, that actually looks really nice. 8K.

8-K. I can't even get 5K. All right, they're shutting it down. The airlines won't even let me get 5K. And Samsung is selling me 8K. All right. Samsung all over the CES. But then they got the new Galaxy S-21 F-E.

I want. I want that. I want that bad. And they got the Chippo card. Chip-O-card, yeah. Motion blinds. I mean, okay. but if you've got a wife

and you've got the Razorblade 15 do you need the motion blinds if you have other humans in the house? I don't think so. I don't think but computer monitors ooh I do I would like the new soundbars though

it's one thing I don't have that I wish I had was the sound bar and the even if you just get the even the full the bass speakers and surround because we the house I live in now has the speakers in the ceiling, you know, for, so I can get, I can have, you know, surround sound.

Speakers and this is four speakers in the living room ceiling. But the wires that come out to where the TV and entertainment system is, hey, hey, yeah, I look at it a couple, I've looked at it more than once. And I pick up that jug of wires sticking out of the wall, and I'm like, Ah, stick with the TV. So, I mean, the speakers are just like new, because they haven't been used, I'll tell you that. But I want a sound bar, anyway. So then we have, oh, under the best health heading

is the Whithings Body Scan scale. Well, I bet you that's a pretty penny. So it's got four sensors, four weight sensors. Okay, I don't need four weight sensors. All right, I only need one, and I already know what the sensor is going to say. Thank you. Exactly. It's not funny, by the way.

I don't know why you're. Anyway, and I don't want a body scan. I don't want the scale. We can't scan the entire body. Move over to the right a little bit, please. and ooh, you are overweight. So it's got four weight sensors, 14 ITO electrodes in the base,

four electrodes in the handle. The body scan can perform a six-lead ECG, capture a segmental body composition analysis, and more. All of this information is then saved in a companion app that tracks your weight, assesses nerve activity, and stores all other measurements.

Man, do I want that in my house? Does that sound like something you want? I mean, it is something you should have and want, but, I mean, do you want the body scan thing looking at you every day? I already know the shape that this athletically overweight here. human being is. I got it already. I don't need the, I don't need the Wiffing's body scan scale over there in the corner going. Are you going to step up me today? Are you going to step up me today? There's a shirt hanging on the stand. Take it off and then you step on me, okay? We have to assess you.

Yeah, I don't want that. I do not want that. That's like, oh, no, no. No. No. No, baby. No, thank you. But, you know, if they want to be a sponsor, I'm all for. Whittings. I have a 100% believer in Whittings' body scan. I'll tell you that. They want to be a sponsor of chewing the fat.

I doubt. Although this is a perfect, perfect reach for them. Withings' body scan on chewing the fat? I like it. I didn't even do the story related to my... car and the John Deere tractor that got me into my car story. I was just reminded because what got me thinking about that car, that Oldsmobile, which I loved, by the way, was, I mean, I was a free man finally with an automobile.

I didn't have to depend on other human beings. I was so happy to have that car. But what got me thinking about that car was the general. Don Deere, the tractor starting audio that I played. You know, this... So this was what reminded me... There's no better feeling when it turns over, man. Just think...

If you're behind the wheel of your car? This is a tractor, obviously. But if your car is doing this, come up. Yes! Oh! Even if in the video, you hear the guy go, yes. I mean, there's nothing better. Nothing, nothing better.

Anyway, I remember in my car. I remember I was living on the beach at this, just a dump on the beach. And there was other little shacks. We were all a bunch of dumps together. And I was up in the morning. I had to go to work and I get in the car. And I did that for a long time, and it just never started. I was so bummed.

But I didn't realize how loud it was. There's an old guy who live in it next door to me. He comes out. It's not going to start. Stop trying. I mean, I could hope, right? I was praying that it would start. But apparently I attempted too long.

I can still see him leading out the door. It's not going to start! Stop trying! It's the matcha, or the three ensemble Cado Cephora of the FACETs that I just to denichie, who me energize all the time?

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look, it's Fat Pile Friday and now I've got, all I can think about is some of the events that have taken place

in my first few years in Florida. Man, I mean, there's, I've got another when I was walking, we would, my friend's girlfriend

had a vehicle. And so she was how we got around a lot of times. And we went, she would go to all these places. I mean, I learned Tampa Bay, the greater Tampa Bay area before I started driving it. You know, I would just ride along. I was just go there for the ride. We went, she would go to parties here and parties there and we're going over to our friends here. I mean, I was, I have any money.

And I didn't have a vehicle. So, you know, she would like, we're going. Just come on. I was, okay. I'm along for the ride. And, you know, if we go places and they're giving away free food and drinks, no problem with that. No problem. Hey, let me get you up for a cigarette, too.

And, I mean, that's fine. But that's how I learned to Tampa Bay, man, was just paying attention to where we were or what happened. But, I mean, I was stranded a number of times at different places and had to walk back to my dump on the beach at 3 o'clock in the morning. and you know you take rides from anyone at that point in your life so there have been a number of times when things happened during the ride that you would say oh no I'm not going to do that I'll walk

or yeah all right fine I don't want to walk tonight Oh, no, that's all I'm thinking about. You don't get those days. You know, that's when America was America. Damn it. Was. Right? You know what I'm saying.

You know exactly what I'm saying. No, you, not you, you. You know exactly what I'm saying. And I see, we'll get to actually a real story now. I'll get off of them. I'm sorry. I was walking down. some stupid memory lanes.

Because I was telling somebody the other day about my bus ride from Michigan to Florida. Well, that was amazing. Because, of course, I don't know, get into that whole stupid story. I'll tell you the bus ride story some other time.

Because that's another 20-minute story. And they're already like, well, how many stupid those stories you're going to tell? I mean, why'd you do something worthwhile? All right, well, I'll tell you this. How long have we been telling you that being fully vaccinated

is just going to be up to date. It's not going to be the two shots. It's not going to be, do you have your booster? It's not going to be, you know, how many boosters do you have? It's just going to be up to date. And that's pretty much where we're at now. They're already saying the CDC wants to change that. So as of right now, if you've got the double shot, you're still fully vaccinated technically.

But they are recommending that everybody get the boosters. And that's why we talked about yesterday how they changed the timeline for Pfizer and Moderna stays the same, I think, at six months. Johnson & Johnson is down to, I think, two months. Two months for the Johnson and Johnson

if that's the vaccine that you got. So now, I mean, it makes sense that if you're a believer in the vaccines and that's what you're, you know, you're going to get, you're in the system and that's what you're going to do, then you're just going to need to be up to

date. You're going to follow the plan. It's going to be every six months. Now, they're not talking about every six months though right now. They're talking about, well, I guess they are, interval recommendations, right? So it is every six months. So if you've got the Johnson & Johnson,

you're looking at getting a booster every two months? Ooh. Ooh. Okay. All right. I mean, nobody wants Omicron and I don't want you to get Amma Cron. I don't want any of the Cron's. I don't want Amma or Mama or Daddy Cron.

I don't want any of the Cron. I don't want any family member of the Cron's. I don't want any of it. So if that's what it takes, then that's what it takes. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.