Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 791 | Will It Ever Be Ready?…
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
So a woman in Texas has been arrested after an encounter inside a Walmart store,
where she is accused of offering another shopper 500,000, to buy the woman's baby.
I mean, okay, well, the baby was never sold.
So now I can't even offer to buy something.
someone's kid? Rebecca Taylor, 49, was charged with sale or purchase of a child and was released
from the Houston County Sheriff's Office on a $50,000 bond. The alleged incident occurred at
a store in Crockett, Texas, which is, you know, Greater Houston. The two women were reportedly
in the self-checkout line. The mother, who was with her baby and a one-year-old, told police that the woman
said, oh, I love your son's blonde hair and blue eyes. How much does he cost?
Mom laughs it off, but the woman said, hey, I've got 250,000 in the car. I guess there was another
woman with Taylor at the time. The mother said she alerted authorities. Okay, well, just say no.
So apparently the mother waited for the two women to leave the store, but they and
ended up waiting in the parking lot and screamed at her that the offer was now 500,000.
And the women eventually left.
Police said they watched the video from the scene and it appeared to match the mother's claims.
Okay, well, the kid was never sold.
The lady is, you know, maybe a little whacked, but she offered to buy your kid.
And you said, no.
So what's the big deal?
How could you get arrested for that?
She was arrested with sale or purchase of a child.
She, A, didn't purchase the child, and B, didn't sell the child.
No one did.
How is that a crime?
How is that a?
A, man, I love your kid's blonde hair and blue eyes.
How much for the kid?
I can't even offer to buy the kid anymore.
This is not the America I grew up in.
What is going on?
I mean, it is national compliment.
day though. So you look great. You look great today. And if you're looking to compliment someone,
beautiful, sexy, intelligent, cool, chic, talented, amazing, stylish, smart, all things that you
could compliment me with. Or, you know, someone else. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. And you do look great.
We have monkeys.
Monkeys in the news.
Monkeys are everywhere.
So on Friday afternoon, I get the alert that a crash involving a truck carrying 100 monkeys happened in Pennsylvania.
Now, the crash happened.
I don't, you know, no one got injured.
Well, no, let me rephrase that.
No one died.
Apparently, the driver of the one truck did have some injuries.
However, there were monkeys.
on the loose.
They had these cages that they were in,
and they spilled out of the truck,
and monkeys got free.
And now there were four monkeys running around crazy.
Seems to me I've seen this movie before.
But troopers confirmed that four of those monkeys got free,
and they were on the loose.
Now, what didn't take too long, they caught three of them.
They used helicopters with,
thermal cameras. They were out there trying to find these monkeys. And then they caught three of the four.
So their latest update on Friday that there was one monkey still loose Saturday. And hey,
don't approach the monkey. If you find him, call the authorities. Whatever you do,
everything, you know, just let them be. All right. So then they found the last monkey. Okay. So apparently,
all the monkeys have been accounted for.
All right.
Three of the monkeys that the truck had been carrying,
the CDC said, yeah, we went ahead and euthanize them.
Oh, okay.
Now, look, they were put down humanely, of course.
According to the American Veterinary Medical Association guideline,
that's good.
That's good to know.
Now, we don't know, we still don't know where they were going.
they were going to
well we do know where they were going
just not exactly where they were going
they were going to a CDC approved
quarantine facility
before crashing into the dump
truck on the Pennsylvania Highway
but we don't know
exactly I guess this is the
unspecified CDC
approved
quarantine facility
oh all right
no problem
don't worry about it it's fine
Now, these monkeys came to this country from Moretis, right?
The island.
How do you, I don't know how do you pronounce that stupid name?
I never could remember.
M-A-U-R-I-T-I-U-S.
Meritus, Moradis, I never could remember the stupid island's name.
Amorpha-Falus.
Yeah, that's it.
And they arrived at Kennedy Airport Friday morning,
and then that they were being trucked to the unspecified CDC-approved quarantine facility before crashing.
Okay, so, I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Look, they're using the monkeys for testing.
We got it.
Good.
Let them use the monkeys.
That's fine.
Whatever.
They've been using monkeys forever.
I'm sure there's going to be, you know, the monkey lovers are going to be out and about all over.
And remember that these.
monkeys, well, I guess that's not technically Africa
because the monkey in, you remember the documentary
Outbreak way back in 1995?
That monkey was from Africa, it was African monkey.
So maybe it was the same one?
I don't know.
I was looking at the IMDB page for Outbreak.
I don't have you had some huge stars in it, man.
Dustin Hoffman, Morgan Freeman,
Renee Russo, Kevin Spacey, the horror, Kuboghuging Jr., Donald Sutherland, Patrick Dempsey.
That movie was a monster.
Anyway, and so was the monkey, Jeff.
So was the monkey.
And then I see on Friday that in Japan, the monkey queen now has it all.
Right, Yachai, Y-A-K-E-I, has overthrown the L.
alpha male of her troop.
And she now is the first female leader in 70 years.
But now they're saying, ooh, the mating season is coming up, which may bring her down.
So she violently overthrew the alpha male of her troop to become the first female leader.
She was not taking anything for granted, man.
So apparently, the female Japanese macaw and the alpha female female female,
leader of the troop 677, which was her mother.
She beat the crap out of her own mother, which took off, which then put her to the top of all
the females. And then the three high-ranking males, she took the biggest down. And so now
she's in charge. Yeah. Thank you. Which means that she has first access to food. She's the,
she's the, she's the, she's the, she's the, she's the, she's the, she's the, she's the, she's
messing with you, Guy, guy, man. So there's two. So there's two.
troops at this Takasamayama, which is the natural zoological garden, which is established as a reserve
for monkeys way back in 1952. But before 2021, it had a female, it never had a female leading the
population. Wow. Think about that for just, I mean, since they've established this, the males have
run the joint. So there's two, there's two troops of these monkeys in this garden.
right they've got about 1,500 monkeys in this place.
Would you see the videos of these monkeys?
I mean, if they decide to take over, we're going to have to put them down.
Humanely or not, we're going to have to take them down.
But in April, you guy beat up her own mom, and she then said, I'm the top-ranking female of
troop B, right?
Okay, but that wasn't enough.
She's power hungry now.
After she beat the crap out of mom to take over the, the,
female leading role in Troop B.
You know what?
That's not enough for me.
So then she beat the alpha male who'd been the leader of Troop B for five years.
It was definitely a hostile takeover, baby.
So she's in charge of Troop B.
Right now, she hasn't taken over Troop A yet over the whole damn camp.
She might just take over the whole park.
That would be, Yacaya is the leader.
but they're concerned now because it's mating season.
And before she took over mom, she mated with the one male,
the leader of the leader of the other troop, I think.
I think that's the way they said she,
because when they get all hot and bothered,
they, their bottom becomes flush, bright,
red and that's the sign of it's time for monkey business when you see the the bottom bright red the male monkey knows oh yeah
now it's time for business so now that happened prior to her taking over right so now is what
the looks as though that the big time male is like I don't want anything to do with you I'm crazy
She's taking over everything.
I don't want none of that.
No, you do not want none of the Yakai business now.
So I don't know what's going to happen.
Yaki might just say, you know what, I don't need you anymore.
I know that, you know, according to all reports,
courtship is an important part of reproduction,
and she'll have her group be taken care of a little monkey business.
But she's going to be at the top of the trees.
She gets to eat first.
She goes and shakes the limbs,
and she says, I'm in charge.
And don't be looking for any rear bottom red flaring up on my bottom for a while, okay?
You'll go look at those babes over there because, uh,
you guy ain't having it.
All right.
I'm in charge.
So back off me.
All right.
Let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
Oh.
Okay.
So Ozark was awesome.
It dropped on Friday.
It was season four.
I didn't realize until I started watching it again
that it's part one of a two-part season four,
which is the end of Ozark.
Now, am I happy that there's more episodes coming?
Yes.
There was seven to this part one,
and it was really good.
I thought for sure that the way it started
was how this was going to end,
but it didn't.
and it was a pretty incredible ride.
And a few people I wanted to die,
uh,
didn't.
And a couple people that I wanted to die did.
So it was good.
It was really good.
And I just,
it was just a fun ride.
So it's going to be interesting to see how they get out of it, right?
How the,
how Marty and the family get out of it.
And they will.
They have to.
Come on.
I mean,
the only way that it ends,
differently than them, I don't know, living on an island away from the world somewhere,
is that everybody dies and it's over. The end. It's over.
Or it was just a dream.
Marty's back, you know, we go back to the very beginning,
and it's Marty planting flowers in his garden with the dream.
I don't know. If that's the case, I'm going to be bummed,
but that wouldn't surprise me.
And then we had the NFL playoffs.
Wow, were all those games incredible.
And I mean, each and every one of them,
the Bengals at the Titans,
they Bengals win in the last second field goal.
The 49ers and the Packers, the 49ers win with the last second field goal.
More on trivia, correct, by the way.
Rams and Buccaneers, very disappointing, very disappointing game.
But as a Buccaneers fan, but the Rams beat the Buccaneers with the last second.
and field goal. And then
the Bills and the Chief topped
the weekend off on Sunday night.
And it goes to overtime?
Incredible. And the last touchdown
that the Chiefs had in overtime
was close. I mean, they had to
stop and make sure
that it was a touchdown. It wasn't a for a sure
thing. It was just amazing.
It was so much fun.
And, you know, sure, you can complain
about the overtime rules in the NFL.
We've been complaining about them
for a number of years now.
So when I hear, yes, we need to look into the overtime rules.
Do you?
Do you?
Because we've been talking about it for quite some time.
Because the same thing happened to Patrick Mahomes of the Kansas City Chiefs
when Tom Brady beat him in overtime a few years ago when we needed to look into the NFL
overtime rules, but nothing happens.
So, I mean, really, everybody says, why don't they just do the college overtime?
I'll do the college over time.
Well, okay, let's do that.
I'm okay with that.
Really, in the playoffs, the playoffs, in the playoffs, what they should do.
And I think I saw Clay Travis mention this, but just give them another quarter.
It's the playoffs.
You just keep giving them another quarter.
Let them play, let them play a quarter.
And if they don't do it in four, in five quarters, give them a sixth quarter.
And just play.
Play the quarter.
The winner at the end of the quarter wins.
That's the game.
So that way you have an opportunity for both teams to get the ball and both teams to play.
And the clock becomes a part of the game again, whatever.
But it was just an amazing, an amazing weekend.
I mean, the Bills and the Chiefs, they, 25 points in the final one minute and 54 seconds of regulation time.
Amazing.
It really was.
It was really good.
And now we have 12, it's been 12 years since Brady and Aaron Rogers have not been in a conference title game.
Wow.
I mean, that's pretty big.
Those two big names.
But you've got great quarterbacks, great quarterbacks.
Joe Burrow, what's his face?
What's his face and what's his face?
I really like Joe Burrow.
I'll give them their due.
You got Jimmy Garofalo in San Francisco.
You got Matthew Stafford in Los Angeles for the Rams.
And you've got Patrick Mahomes in Kansas City.
I mean, those are four huge QBs in the NFL.
Plus, just so you know, the Buccaneers last year were the first team to play in their home stadium and win, actually.
But they played in one in their home stadium, a Super Bowl.
The Rams actually have an opportunity to be the first team.
team to play their championship game and their Super Bowl game in their home stadium and win.
Because it's happening at SoFi.
The Rams play at SoFi next week.
And then if they win, they can be playing at SoFi for the Super Bowl.
So it's pretty amazing.
I did love a couple of things that happened inside the games.
Tom Brady called for his very first ever unsportsman-like conduct.
It was really kind of a beautiful.
the ass call. The ref
got butt hurt because he didn't call
a penalty and it was a questionable call,
but to
have Brady, call Brady
with an on sportsman like contact because he was
bitching at the ref and the ref got all
butt hurt, got his panties in a wad
and threw a penalty on him. I mean,
it was just ridiculous. And I didn't
necessarily like that referee that was
reffing the Buccaneers game.
And then the line that's been
has been going everywhere today as Andy Reid to Patrick Mahomes with 13 seconds left.
When it's grim, go be the grim reaper.
I don't know if that's true, but that's a fantastic line either way.
Because he had 13 seconds left to tie the game, to drive down,
and either score a touchdown and win or kick a field goal and tie it and take it into overtime.
13 seconds.
And he did it.
It was an amazing game back and for a while.
I mean, one got the punch in, then that X one got the punch in.
It was really fun to watch.
But when it's grim, go be the grim reaper.
And I'll tell you another thing, too, I was watching the Cincinnati game.
I mean, Joe Burrow just got crushed.
It got sacked like one million times, I think, was the final number.
I'm pretty sure that was the final number.
A million times.
And it might have been nine.
but it was somewhere between nine and a million.
And I kept thinking, man, I got to call my son.
He needs to get back into the NFL and start playing an offensive line for Cincinnati.
They need some linemen, man.
They didn't have all those teams.
I mean, Tampa, really, you know, their all line was...
And Joe Burrow and Cincinnati, man.
They need to find some offensive line to help him desperately.
no question about it, man.
Anyway, it was if I had Ozark and NFL football this weekend,
which was a fun weekend.
Fun weekend, a watching television.
And, you know, was there other stuff to do?
That's what I recall.
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So we told you last week about Adele canceling that first weekend up with weekends with Adele
because, well, let her tell you why they canceled.
Hi.
Hi.
Listen, I'm so sorry.
I know.
My show ain't ready.
It ain't ready.
What?
We've tried absolutely everything that we can.
Have you?
To put it together in time and for it to be good enough for you.
But we've been absolutely destroyed by delivery delays and COVID.
Half my crew, half my team are down with COVID.
They still are.
And it's been impossible to finish the show.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's been impossible to finish the show.
Come to find out, you know, that might not be 100% true.
I mean, good for Adele.
at least if she's that the show's not ready, go ahead and cancel.
Fine.
I mean, so what to the people that spend tens of thousand dollars to come to Vegas
for the first weekend of weekends with Adele?
So what?
We don't worry about that.
Caesar's Palace can eat it.
That's fine.
Sure, other artists have been performing throughout this time and put big shows on,
but we understand weekends with Adele was tough, tough to get together.
Come to find out there was,
there was a big fight with Caesar's Palace who wanted to have her perform with a 60 member choir
when she was trying to keep the performance low-key and all about the voice.
Well, then I see a story that talked about how her requests were a total nightmare.
And they were requesting a new sound system, which was fine for a few.
you other artists, by the way,
especially if you're facing delays
with some other stuff. Maybe you
go, well, you know what, we'll use your sound system.
They were faced, they wanted to get
a new screen, a video screen
behind her, which was fine
for some other entertainers.
And maybe with delays and
getting behind, you go, well, maybe we will use
that screen. That's fine. Because
that's what some of the shipping
delays were on,
were equipment that was already
at the venue. She just didn't
want to use what they had at the venue.
What was good enough for, I don't know, Madonna,
not good enough for her.
What was good enough for Mariah Carey,
not good enough for her.
What was good enough for Celine Dion,
not good enough for her.
But, you know, whatever, she's Adele.
I got you.
I know, it ain't ready.
I got you.
The Coliseum Theater sucks.
And you know best.
I know.
I got it.
I got you.
But, you know, it just seems like maybe you could have, you know, make some concessions.
You know, make those concessions.
So you get the show on there and you bring people in and you make your big money, right?
No, not for Adele.
Now, apparently she did video call some people to give them free stuff.
Hey, we know you spent tens of thousands of dollars, tens of thousands of dollars to come to Vegas to see my show.
Sorry, but, hey, here's a free.
gift bag for you. Thanks.
You got a free gift
bag. Oh, that's great. Plus
one of the couples, they made a big deal out of that.
She gave him
a token for a free gift bag. And the one was
underage. So you couldn't have the free
drink token. Can't have that.
You're too young for that. Hey, Adel,
why don't you worry about something else? Okay?
Worry about getting your show on.
So we'll see, there's rumors
now. It may
never happen. She has huge stage fright anyway. And she's, you know, she has a history of closing shows and she's scared of audiences and she's, you know, she has to just bear it. But she has these anxiety attacks. And I get it. Okay, fine, whatever. She canceled shows in London before that she said she would reschedule. Have those been rescheduled yet? By the way, because I don't think they have. Oh, okay. And so she promised to reschedule the Vegas states.
but we'll see.
We'll see.
And now, I mean, let alone reschedule the dates that they're missing already.
They're saying, ooh, yeah, no, we might not even be able to do anything until next year.
And that'll be good luck with that, too.
Because if I don't do something soon to reschedule, have a nice day.
Seizabeth Palace, I guess, would still want to do it.
You still want to have Adele, right?
But she's got another tour to worry about, too.
The new world tour she was going on after the weekends with Adele.
So, holy cow, just a nightmare.
But, you know, what are you going to do when the show ain't ready?
And even if you put Vegas aside, I don't know that she can, you know, stop the money from coming in now with the machine that she has.
So the Vegas money is, you know, nice.
But we talked about, you know, houses of the hoity tooty not long ago.
when Adele bought Sylvester Stallone, Beverly Hills house for $58 million.
Let's not forget she has a few other properties around Beverly Hills as well.
She's got, I think, three houses, right?
She bought the one house that her ex lives in.
I'd like, can I be in Adele X?
You know, give me a million dollar house, please.
Now, he lives in the dump, I think.
he lives in like the
$10 million home
that I mean
that's like a trailer
park she probably feels bad for him
living in the $10 million
5,515 square foot
four bedroom four bath home
that's
and then
she bought
a pal
Nicole Richie's
old place for 30 million.
She's got that place.
Okay.
All right.
So, I mean, she's got bills to pay.
Bills to pay.
So she better get on the road and figure it out.
I know it's, you know, I got you.
Delays in COVID.
And it just ain't ready.
But it better get ready soon.
Because, I mean, house payments are due.
Speaking of houses of the hoity toy toys.
How about we do houses of the hoity-toity?
That's an entire town.
Yes, you can own your own Old West town in Colorado, 320-acre ranch,
just a few hours southwest of Denver in S-A-G-U-A-C-H-E County, Colorado.
I guess it's Sawach County.
Could be Sagahuchi, Saguchi.
If you live in Colorado, I know it's a gosh county.
I got it.
But it's located in that county.
And apparently people, two brothers bought the town in 2005 for less than a million,
$730,000 and $33.
And then they've been dumping money into it.
They spent about $10 million into this town.
So you can get it now.
It's amazing that you could get it for less than $10,000.
They're selling the whole thing.
thing for $4.7 million.
That sounds like it's a losing offer.
I mean, if they bought it for under a million, they put $10 million in.
I mean, is it just a laundering situation where these two brothers needed to
launder a bunch of money so they spent it on this town?
And now they're done doing their drug deals so they can sell the town for a loss and
take a loss on the taxes.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You get the saloon.
You can't have a West, Old West Town without a saloon.
You get the general store, the chapel,
you get a mini golf course, a shooting range,
an outdoor stage, a hotel, a dance hall,
two original cabins from Hoagland Stagecoach line,
a bunk house, RV hookups,
a five-stall livery stable,
and a barn with 13 stalls.
There's also a three-bedroom,
three-bathroom luxury Ponderosa Lodge
of the property with a gourmet kitchen,
an Amish hardwood flooring throughout.
In addition, the lodge boasts an indoor glass floor that sits atop an indoor stream,
which is fed by a waterfall visible upon entering the living room.
That actually would be really cool to have.
The property is incredibly unique and one-of-a-kind.
It's old town charm with all the conveniences of modern amenities.
All the buildings are actual buildings,
and not just a fake facade.
It's a great horse property.
You know, it sounds almost a lot like there was a documentary
that aired on television for a number of years
about a family who bought a town
and then that was the only place they could live.
What was it called?
Oh, yeah, Schitt's Creek.
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Okay, what is happening with the airlines?
Man, I don't even want, and let's not even talk about the 5G issue, which is an amazing story inside of itself.
But we have stories more and more of passengers losing their minds on these flights.
We have the story that has brought to light ghost flights.
We had the passenger, the 19-year-old college freshman, who posted on his TikTok, hey, I got the whole plane to myself.
just the pilots and the flight crew on board
and it was a nine-hour flight.
The cabin crew said I was the only person on the flight.
So I love that.
He said it was a great ride.
He made it.
He was the comfiest he's ever been on a plane.
They watched movies together,
had unlimited snacks.
It was fine.
And they're talking about now
how they need to revisit
the European Union Commission guidelines.
They've called those 80-20 rules.
where carriers must operate 80% of their allocated slot for at least 80% of the time.
Now, that rule was changed during the pandemic to 50%,
but now I think they're going to go back to the 8020 here coming up in another month or so.
We'll see conservationists are trying to keep that from happening
as they've launched their online petition.
And you've got to love online petitions, man.
Nothing says protest like an online petition.
But ghost flights are of no benefit to anyone.
This is a needless, wasteful practice.
And reforming historic rights to landing slots, we'll bring it to an end.
We're in a climate emergency.
Okay.
Are we?
Are we?
Well, yes.
Okay, yes, we are.
Now, you know, the airlines, obviously, they don't want to do that, but you have to have,
you know, have the flights arrive.
And maybe that plane needs to get there because they've got people coming back that
they've already booked.
I don't know.
It just seems like a strange thing.
So, they got one guy on this flight, and he's living like a kid.
And then we have the story about the flight that turned around
because people upgraded and they,
you can't upgrade.
We cannot have that.
You have to sit in the seats assigned.
Okay, you got it.
So apparently a flight bound for Tel Aviv from Newark was diverted on Thursday
after passengers took it upon themselves to upgrade their seats to business class.
Now, they were on the plane and they were,
like, hey, nobody's sitting there.
We're going to go ahead and sit there ourselves.
And they were told, no, you can't do that.
Now, according to the airline crew, they rioted.
Did they?
I would like to see the reports of them rioting, but I would be pissed if I was on that
flight.
And then it turned around?
No, thank you.
They came back and the flight was canceled.
They said, well, we provided.
customers with meal vouchers and hotel accommodations and have met arrangements for customers
to complete their journeys.
I mean, come on now, if I'm two hours into my 10-hour flight, let the people sit in the seats,
okay?
Oh, and they didn't pay for those seats.
So what?
Nobody's sitting there.
Come on now.
I'd be pissed.
And if you're going to be pissed, then tell the people, dude, we don't want to turn the plane
around.
Go sit down in your seat, okay?
Give me a break.
I'd like to know what they mean by rioted.
Did that mean they just said, no, we're not going to, we're not going to move?
So, you know, I get, you know, now these people are in big trouble, right?
I mean, they've had to turn the flight around.
And according to the FAA, the proposed fines are $37,000 for unruly passenger cases.
And okay.
All right, I guess.
I mean, you know, I know we're not supposed to do that.
I have changed seats during a flight before, pre-pandemic, of course.
But I have changed seats.
You know, you wait until the plane takes off and then you sit down.
Nobody's there.
Wait until the plane takes off so they can say, yeah, everybody's in their seat
and everybody who's got a ticket is sitting where they're supposed to sit.
And then we moved out.
But, Jeff, what if there was a plane crash?
They wouldn't know it was you.
I'm pretty sure they would.
I'm pretty sure they would.
Then we had the airline, we had the plane where we had a disruptive customer refusing to comply with the mask mandate.
And that got turned around.
I would be so pissed.
I would be so pissed to be on these planes and have them turn around.
Are you freaking kidding me?
So American Airlines is saying the flight returned due to a.
disruptive customer refusing to comply with the federal mask mandate.
Now, they must have been on the plane with the mask, right?
So I guess the couple was suspected of being intoxicated.
Right.
Okay, of course.
They were drunk or they were high or something because there's no way they would get
out of the plane and then not want to wear their mask.
I've got a little issue with the airlines on this.
So they were on the plane and they were in flight and they didn't want to fly another seven
hours with passengers who are disruptive and here's non-compliant.
And then, you know, so they turned it around and they didn't want to fly another seven hours.
So they turned it around.
You lost the whole flight because two people wouldn't wear a mask on the plane.
Are you kidding me?
Wow.
That is just amazing.
I find that really hard to believe.
Once the plane landed, the 100 past,
Hey, get off the plane.
They weren't given any instructions as told to go back and we can't get our luggage, said one passenger.
They didn't even, many of the people on the plane didn't even know why it was turned around.
Because of noncompliant passengers.
I'm sure that if they would have told the other passengers on the plane, hey, we've got to turn it.
We're going to turn around if these people don't wear a mask.
It would have been either, dude, put a mask on or how about we just continue?
on. We let them be
over there without their mask. It's fine.
Okay. And then we had the story
of a guy from Ireland.
This guy was actually being a
real jerk on the flight. And they didn't turn it
around. They just continued to fly.
The guy
refused to wear a mask. He
moored the flight attendants.
Apparently
he was kicking the fronts of the seats.
He was throwing stuff at other passengers.
I cannot believe
that someone on this plane
a couple of men didn't just get this guy and settle down and tie him up or duct tape him or something to the seat.
We've seen it happen before.
It should have happened before.
I mean, apparently this guy was exposing himself to multiple passengers.
He refused to sit down.
He went up in first class to complain about the food he was given in economy.
The captain came out and after placing his own hat on the pilot's head saying,
don't touch me.
I mean, it's amazing to me that this still happened,
and some of the passengers just didn't take this guy down.
But they didn't.
He was on his way to New York,
and then he was supposed to end up in Florida,
and now he's in big trouble for doing that on the airline.
I don't blame him.
I mean, the guy was a jerk.
But they didn't turn it around.
They didn't turn it around.
And this guy was the guy that you should have been turned around.
They should have locked this guy down with duct tape.
And they didn't.
They continued the flight.
Thank you. Everyone got to where they were going. Paining the ass flight. Painting the ass ride. Not as comfortable as you'd like, but you got to your destination. Two people won't wear a mask once they're on the plane and we turn it around. Are you freaking kidding me? All right. I would be so angry. I would be so angry. All right. We need to laugh. All right. So I saw a video this weekend that I have watched multiple times and it is.
hilarious. So apparently this guy always gets his sister a bitch gift for Christmas.
He, you know, always calls her the biggest bitch. And so this year, he recorded giving her the gift.
And it is hilarious. So he calls her downstairs on Christmas.
As you know, Ms. Kenneth, we do, I do. I do.
a similar gift every year.
So this year, I went a little above the yard.
She sits down in front of the TV.
Hi, it is Gilbert.
Godfrey Nitch is from McKenna, and it's coming from Jared.
Ah, now, first of all, Merry Christmas.
Mary, take a deep breath.
Merry Christmas.
Now, I want you to open up your gift.
Okay?
So there's a box sitting in front of her.
She picks it up.
And now.
Congratulations on being the world's biggest.
Merry Christmas.
You, you, Bacquetta, you are the biggest.
The gift was a snow globe,
and the base of the snow globe was,
McKenna, you're the world's biggest bitch.
Hilarious, hilarious.
And apparently Gilbert does that.
you know, people can, you know, he'll say whatever you want him to say from his website.
That's something chewing the fat may have to take up doing because that is hilarious.
Hilarious.
So, I mean, that's something that chewing the fat should be doing.
But aside from that, really funny and a great way to, you know, have a nice present for your sister, McKenna,
who you think is the world's biggest bitch.
All right.
And also, I saw an interesting fact this weekend that made me feel pretty good.
I follow at fact on Twitter.
You can follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR.
Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio.
And Getter is at Jeffie JFR.
And you can follow.
You can email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
You can follow me on my YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.
So I saw this tweet from at fact
And it said there are more chickens than people in the world
Good
That makes me happy
We eat more chickens than people
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