Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 793 | Don’t Know How I Got There?

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

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Now, I didn't know about this. I was just asked to, hey, we've got this company that's going to start doing commercials and we've got to have these tags for you to read. All right? And, you know, a lot of people make a lot of money reading tags. I do not.

But I haven't seen a check for these. All right. Now, I don't know if they want me to, you know, there's three lines. I've already cut them. I cut them a bunch of different ways. They can use them any way they want. Now, the three lines where the luxurious gift your Valentine's will love every day.

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well I don't tell Stu of that but those are you know those are fun but I go to GPgoatsop.com right I mean there's no audio like that when you log on to GPgoatsov.com although there should be just log on to Gp.goatsoop.com But it talks about the Quinn Pittman goat milk products.

And I mean, it's on their homepage. Hi, I'm Quinn Pittman. I started milking a small herd of goats when I was nine. I'm 14 now, and with the help of my family, we create handcrafted items for your home. Our goat milk soaps and shampoos are appreciated for their silky smoothness and rich lather. Goat milk adds the nutrients your skin and hair need to stay soft. I mean, it's a legitimate product. I might have to talk to Quinn.

We might have to talk to Quinn Pittman. I want to know. Where's Quinn at? Is Quinn in the U.S.? We live in a rural part of Florida? Chicken. No, that's not a chicken. Yeah.

Ducks. Now, just give me the goats. Yeah, they live in a rural part of Florida. They have chickens. Those are chickens. Ducks. Quails. And rabbits.

But I knew I wanted goats. So on his ninth birthday, I'm sorry, on my ninth birthday, Quinn Pittman. My ninth birthday, my parents gave me two Nigerian dwarfs. No, I mean, two Nigerian dwarf goats, not Nigerian dwarfs. Oh, Peter Dicles, don't come after me. Anyway, I don't know to mess with that. And they said, which are said to have had sweet and creamy milk.

Now, I know that you want, if you watch the goat people on YouTube, what's the stupid YouTube? Weed have been reep. We had a wheat and re from Arizona and I call them goat people. My daughter got me hooked on their stupid show, but that's what they do. They raise goats and that's what they use on their farm in Arizona.

So that's what Quinn does. We've got to talk to Quinn. I got to talk to Quinn. I mean, the guy has been milking Nigerian dwarf goats for five years. Or more. I mean, this, I don't know. Maybe Quinn's 15 or 16 now.

We got to talk to Quinn. So anyway, be prepared. Be prepared for the onslaught. of commercials for gp goate soap.com. Welcome to chewing the fat. All right. Well, I mean, we've been talking about animals, the Nigerian dwarf goats. We might as well keep it on the animal theme here on this, like the Merv Griffin show a hundred years ago where Merv would have his theme weeks. And, you know, today's theme is animals. So we start off with the Nigerian dwarf goats. And we're going to, we're going to head

right into hippos. Now, I'm a fan of hippos. You know that. I've done shows on hippos. There's separate shows on hippos about how they wanted to bring them into this country for meat originally and how it didn't happen. It was before cattle, before we started really breeding cattle. So anyway, and then we talked about, what was it, El Chapo or the other guy, the other

drug lord that had the hippos down in Columbia. It wasn't El Chapo. It was the other guy. Escobar. Yeah, Pablo Escobar. Yeah. He had his zoo down there and they had a bunch of hippos. And remember, they came to rescue the animals and the guys that arrest him,

were like, eh, we don't want to catch those hippos, man. Just let them go. And now they're got to be out trying to, you know, they're trying to deball them so they don't have babies. So anyway, we find out that hippos talk to each other. Well, duh. I mean, we knew that already. on this show we played you hippos talking to each other. Thank you.

Difference out. So now they're saying, oh, you know. All right, zip it. Oh, no, you didn't need to shoot that one. He was good, man. He wasn't an eskobar hippo, but okay, whatever. And that's what they're, and they won't kill him. Why won't they kill him?

We're killing all kinds of animals. Humanely, of course. Probably because. Really isn't humane. When it gets the job done. Anyway, according to this, we've now found out that the loud wheeze honks that the animals, I guess it'd been a mystery. We hadn't been around hippos enough to know that when you hear it means something,

she's trying to tell you, hey, get off me. Or, hey. Got a little hippo in this. Oh yeah. Definitely. That's what those whee's haunts are. Yes. That's exactly what all these whizhongs are.

They didn't need a study. I want the study money. The team says the animals, this team. scientists studying the hippos at the African nature reserve. Those are distinctive honks. Oh, thank you. Professor Nicholas Muthavan.

Mothovan. M.A. T. Morphous of Falis. Yeah, that's his last name. From the University of... From France. He's some Frenchy French scientist. Sounds animals make across the world from leopard he seals to a That's a good gig right there.

He's just traveling the world, listening for the different wheezes and a haunt from different animals to find out how they communicate. I mean, I could have told them. You know what? Professor, call me. So that when you hear the hippos, you know that they're thinking,

okay, I need the... You made the guns at me. I was just pointing. I didn't mean the gun. I need the music. Well, the hippo's dead now. I can't fix that. No, I don't know.

I'm not in the mood now. I'm not in the mood. Thank you. That's what happens, man. You get the wrong wheezer honk for my hippo? You're going down. It's it, man. All right, that's enough hippo.

Okay, so as long as we're on animals, I've had this story in the fat pile for quite some time. I mean, this story happened on the 16th of January. If you're listening live, today is the 26th of January 2022. So I've had this story for eight or nine days. And I just keep, I leave it in the fat pile, but I just never get to it. But you know what? We're on animals.

And let's just stick with it. Okay. So apparently this man in India was really, really drunk. I know it's a big surprise. And he was supposed to do this animal. sacrifice. They were supposed to, he was supposed to kill a goat.

I don't know. Hopefully it wasn't a Quinn Pittman goat. Yeah. And he got really drunk and he did cut the human's throat instead of the goat. I didn't say it was funny. I just said I've had this story in the fat pile. So he was supposed to carry out this animal sacrifice. And then it was like, oh, dude, what are you doing?

What are you doing? and so the person who was supposed to be holding the animal probably wishes they weren't holding the animal at the time so they ran the guy to the hospital and they didn't make it the police now believe that well they're conducting further investigations on this because he was you know look he was drunk what he going to do he was He went over there.

It's supposed to be the goat. The guy resembles a goat. I don't know if we ended up doing the goat, too. Wait. I mean, killing the goat, too. I mean, it's sad, and I don't even know why I've had this story in the fat pile now that I say it out loud. I think it was just because it was a goat story. But the goat lived.

I'll go to the break room. I got to get away from this. bad. I'm going down a road. I seriously, I'll go down it. There is no. If you and I are sitting here in person right now, there is no road.

I won't go down. Okay. But in the broader sense of things, for the all of the chewing the fat listeners, there may be a time when I think, you know, I probably won't take that exit.

I'll just stay the road up here and keep driving and that exit we'll get back to it we swing back around you know go down there some other time but right now we're just going to stay right on the expressway and head right into the break room okay because we need something cold to drink anyway so good I guess congratulations are in order to Nintendo Switch I know I saw a couple weeks ago where they were saying they were on their way to overtake PlayStation from its position in the best-selling console list. But I heard yesterday, as it was reported,

that they did surpass PlayStation. So congratulations to Nintendo Switch. They already outsold Nintendo's Wii lifetime sales. I mean, that was supposed to be huge, right? and then it was just like, eh, eh, not gonna be that way.

I mean, I still, I think we still have the Wii. We haven't played. We still did some, you know, the bowling and baseball and tennis, bow and arrow stuff with it.

But then it just was like, all right. Eh. I, all, we're done. I'm going to go back downstairs. I'm going to go back downstairs.

I got the switch, dad. All right, that's fine. You play with the switch. You got the switch. Xbox and PlayStation. Just leave me alone. I just want to sit here on the sofa.

Did you see? Oh my gosh. So we got to talk about the numbers of the NFL over this past weekend. Huge. I mean, the massive numbers for the NFL games. They were great games. And we talked a little bit about that on Monday. What great games they were.

But the numbers were amazing. So the four games on NBC and Fox Saturday, NBC and CBS Sunday. All right, all the four games. Averaged 37.1 million viewers. That is incredible. Now, that's a 21% increase over the same round last year.

Really good, a year to year boost like that. And the digital viewing increased that number another million. Just amazing. Actually, more than a million, 38.2 million. Now, the primetime game between Kansas City Chiefs and the Buffalo Bills, 42.74 million viewers.

Most watched divisional round game in five years. That is incredible. Now, one of the things on this that talks about Nielsen's ratings didn't include out-of-home viewing. And I thought, what is out-of-home viewing? So a video market, out-of-home video market, includes video watched in every space outside of one's own home or personal device. So they're trying to gather who's watching it at bars and restaurants and stuff.

And so they, you know, trip past visibility research using traffic and census data. And so, I mean, Nielsen has already, there was one story that they already revealed that they came down and said, ooh, we were wrong. But they, when you read the story, they're saying that they undersold how many people were doing the out-of-viewings. So, I mean, they're figuring it out how to make it happen because it makes sense, right?

I mean, if they're tracking, I mean, that's what the Google lawsuit was about when we talked about yesterday, too, the tracking. But if they're tracking where we go, then if we go to, you know, bars and restaurants and that knows, we know it would be still watching it on your mobile device, but you're most likely at this facility to watch what's happening on the screen.

It's just big numbers anyway, just incredible. And I love the quote from Andy Reid, the head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs, if you're not aware, when they came down to 13 seconds at the end of the playoff game and Patrick drove them down to kick the field goal to send them into overtime and then obviously winning the game in overtime. He had Patrick Mahones on the sidelines with the timeout before 13 seconds left

and the quote from Andy Reid is when it's grim, be the grim Reaper. Think about it. That's awesome. That's the guy you want to play for right there when it's grim. Be the grim reaper.

and he obviously became the Grim Reaper because he shut down the Buffalo Bills. And then, of course, after the game, they aired NCIS Hawaii, which got great numbers for them. It wasn't quite the 42 million that was watching before. But they got like almost 10 million for NCIS Hawaii. I'm surprised that they, I mean, that's one of CBS's new shows, NCIS Hawaii. And I know that they're, you know, they're pushing it. I'm surprised. I remember after the Super Bowl,

they aired Equalizer with Queen Latifah. That was their new big show. But see, my boy Chris Knoth was on Equalizer. He just got the boot from Equalizer because of the allegations of all the assault. So there was multiple sexual assault, an illegal allegation. I mean, he proclaims his innocence.

I'm going with Chris, okay? But I see where. There's another, did you see the Peloton? You know, they had the big deal with Big Chris Knoth who died on the Peloton during sex in the city, right? And they had the big deal over that, and then they made the commercial with What's His Face. Oh, you know, hubby to the What's Her Face.

You know, Ryan Reynolds, the husband to Blake Lively. and by the way, Blake, stop looking at me like that, okay? Every time I go to your Instagram account, it's embarrassing. You're embarrassing yourself looking at me like that. But anyway, so they go to Ryan Reynolds,

and they make up a commercial campaign with Chris Knopf and the Peloton trainer, and it's funny, and they're talking about, you know, working out and how good it is for you and that kind of thing. Peloton fighting back from the death scene of Christoph, Chris not. Well, then Chris gets these allegations coming after him, so they've got to pull that campaign.

Well, now, Showtime has a show called Billions, which I watch from time to time when I subscribe for free to Showtime because I don't really pay for Showtime. So I only, you know, a couple times a year I get a free pass and I go in and I watch

all the Showtime shows and then I'm gone. Because we've got another one come. I mean, Ray Donovan movie is out now. I got to get into Showtime to watch that. And I really do like the Billions. It's good. I like the show. But so they have a guy that has a heart attack on a Peloton in that show. Incredible.

And apparently they shot it before the Sex and the City aired. Okay. So I guess they weren't in cahoots with Sex in the City. And so they went back and edited in the guy saying, I don't want to be like the guy on the show. So, I mean, he lives, right? In billions. He doesn't die like. Big did in Sex and the City.

Anyway, Peloton's under fire, man. They are taking some heat, man. How it works out for them. But, again, I care, but I don't care. But I was talking about NCIS, Hawaii, which made me think about the other shows because they're promoting, I mean, they had good numbers, and then there was a two-parter, right?

They were driving people to watch the next night, which was good. I'd be interested to see their numbers the following night. I haven't, they haven't sent me the overnights yet. But I see where, now, NCIS, the original NCIS is still the mothership for the NCIS because New Orleans got the boot. And Mark Harmon isn't on the show anymore. He's still, you know, his picture is still on the open. Leroy Jethro Gibbs is still, you know, mentioned during the show and stuff. His character is awesome, but he's not on the show anymore.

What are you shaking your head for? How old is he? Mark Harmon? Got to be like pushing 80. No way. Mark Harmon has got to be. No, Mark Hyland, 68. All right, we're finding out right now.

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All right. He's 70. He's 70. Don't be a bad moment. and Mark Harmon, man. That's Leroy Jethro Gibbs. So anyway, during the NCIS Hawaii show, I see he even gets a mention there.

They do a flashback of her as before her coming into NCIS, the star, the star of NCIS, Hawaii. And she's given a business card from Leroy Jethro Gibbs. So they're still hooking you with my man on NCIS. Anyways, just saying, and I see, speaking of CBS shows, where FBI, you know, I love the FBI's, and they have FBI, and then they have FBI Most Wanted and FBI International. Now, the FBI Most Wanted is probably one of the most, the wokeest of the woke, although they're all, CBS is really woke, man. They push a, I'm almost at the point of giving up on CBS. I really am. Blue Bloods is, you know, I like Blue Bloods because it's got my boy in it and everything is fine.

You know, I love the family and, you know, that's the Reagan way, right? I get it. That's just, you know, that's their way. And I love that too, but the FBI's, all right? So the Most Wanted, the guy, the star of Most Wanted, is leaving. It's a third season. He's like, I'm out. Julian McMahon, he's asked to be out.

I mean, he used, he wants to, you know, pursue additional creative pursuits. Dude, you're on a hit show for CBS. Suck it up, bro, get some money. So now they claim that he's going to leave here in another, I don't know, two or three episodes. They figure out some way to kill him off or ship him off. He's probably going to have to go be with his daughter riding horses in Canada or something. But they're bringing in Dylan McDermott to take his place. and Dylan McDermott is on law and order organized crime.

He's the one of the bad guy, the big bad guy. He's not, you know, but I mean, he's pulling down some money. Plus, I don't know that Dylan can pull that part off. If you asked me, if they were to consult me, I would say that Dylan really doesn't, can't do that part. I know that he's been, you know, character and a lot of shows, but his role as of late has been a bad guy. and the FBI most wanted character, at least Julian's character, is more of a good guy.

He's a, you know, an FBI after the most wanted, so, you know, he'll put you down. Don't mess around. He'll put you down. But he's a family guy, too. This is writing the review of the IMDV page. They should consult me. It's really what should happen. That's what I'm pissed about.

CBS has not called me. CBS, Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Email me. We'll figure out of time. All right, we'll figure it out. You know what? You can, you can just direct message me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. You can, you know, I got Instagram and Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. You can message me there. You know what? I'm on getter too. At Jeffy JFR. Message me there, CBS. And then we'll get together and we'll work it out a little bit. All right. We'll figure it out. We'll get it right. Okay. Don't sign the deal with Dylan yet. Okay. So here's the deal. All right, we just had a big fight off the air with

my producer Chris and he's pissing me off. I mean, I'm telling you I'm really ticked right now. If you don't know, I am. So we're talking about Mark Harmon and Leroy Jethro Gibbs. And then we're talking about, you know, all these shows like organized crime and the spinoffs of Law and Order. Well, they brought back Maloney for that show, you know, Elliot Stabler.

They got him back in the fold. And then we were talking. You know, I always joke around about having being the, you know, the guy in the background of these shows, whenever we're watching a show and my family loves it. I mean, my kids, my kids just love it. When we're watching a show and I just pause it

and just see this blur of a guy in the back, I said, that was me. That was me. And I was thinking, you know, they shoot shows here all the time. Why am I not on these shows? 1883, one of the top shows in the world right now is filmed here and day. Dallas Fort Worth.

Why am I not on that show? Taylor Sheridan. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. All right? Taylor, for you, I'll give you my phone number, okay? I'll give you my number right now. 1-88-90-3-33. You call that number and you say,

I'm Taylor Sheraton. I want to talk to Jeff Fisher. And whoever picks up that line, if they don't connect you to me, they're fired. I have no power whatsoever. Nobody's going to pick up that line. line in the off hours. But you call it, Taylor. But what started this? And I know we got to move on. I'm sorry. I'm just so I'm just flustered today. You know what? I know what the problem is?

Ants. I have an illegal immigration problem at my house. Ants. And I am I have been battling ants now for a couple weeks. And they are starting to piss me off. I'm ready to burn the place down. all right so it's got cold outside all right so now there's a few ants you know the house had a little bit of an ant problem from the beginning since we moved in and I do that but I've been battling them I'm not afraid to fight ants man

I'll kill those bastards I don't care they're ants and we're humans we're the top of the food chain anything below us and I will say it takes a lot of bullets to kill I got a lot of bullet holes even after that they keep coming those ants keep coming man anyway so now it's getting cold and

there's i so i got to spraying everywhere and i put stuff on the yard and i walk around the corner house and along the side of the house there's this giant ant hill now and that's where they're coming from because now they're they're butted up against the house against the foundation and i can kill the ones out here, but the rest of them are inside. Can't get us, can you, fat man? Nope. And I've got the crew running in through the going through the closet, cutting through those cupboards, and then we're going to cut across the tile into the kitchen.

Don't leave that freaking piece of chicken out on that plate. That motherhopper is mine. I'm so sick of ants, man. I cannot take it. Can't take it. and I first battled ants in Florida and I found how to kill I'm going to have to go back to the

I'm going to have to go back old school on him I'm going to go back Tony Soprano on him man because I they're my first wife hospital she was a director of nursing at this hospital in Florida and they had a little bit of an amp problem a little bit of an ant problem

you know there was a few people I can tell this story now because most of those people are probably all dead now but they had a little bit of a problem of, you know, people would have IVs and stuff and you'd look down, there might be some ants crawling on the old IVs. That's a little bit of an ant problem. So they brought in the experts, man.

They brought in the experts, and I followed them. I went with them. I had a little bit of power back then. Very little. I just says, I'm coming with you. I've got to learn about how to kill these ants. And these were the little red feral ants. They're a little bit different than these ants that I have here in Texas. But, and what

happens is, is you kill them like a line. You get the, you get the row, they're all rowed up and they're after your piece of chicken. They love chicken, man. Ticks me off. And so, you know, a little piece of chicken. And you kill the line that's eating the chicken. Well, then it breaks off. So these down here, then now you got two. And they zip around. And they tell each other. Oh, deadline, deadline, deadline, deadline. And they go around. So now you got two lines. So if you use, I used to put out these little squares of paper with peanut butter and boric acid. You mix the peanut butter and the

accident. Now, here's the thing. You got to set the gun on the, but you got to keep an eye on it. Because if you get a few dead ants around it, and you will, because they'll die. The other ants are like, dude, don't go over there. There's some dead ants. Some of our buddies are dead over there, man. We can't go over there. So they go another way. So you got to make sure you keep the area kind of clean of dead bodies so that the other ants get fooled. Because if they start running into their dead body, other dead body, you know, like you would. If you were to come walk along a line there were a body, you know, dead bodies, you would think to yourself, I think I'm going to go another way.

I'm going to go around this way. I don't think that's a good idea going that way. And the ants are like that. And now I'm at the point where, you know what, it's cold and they're fighting and I'm killing and I'm continuing to kill and they're continuing to just attack and come in. And I know that I know

I can feel it with the bottom of my bones that there's at least one ant between my house and that ant hill outside smoking cigarettes thinking to himself that fat man he thinks he can get rid of us this dream on

dream on send another line in I go I'm ready just to burn it all down I'm ready just to torch it should we call 9-1-1 give it a few minutes

and let that thing burn a little bit okay and make sure and I'll start it on that on that damn out mound man I'll burn all of them every freaking one of them man okay

that's enough sorry I'll apologize with that I'm sorry I didn't mean to ramble on about ants. But there's a war going on, and I will not lose. All right, so we do have an update on the Pennsylvania monkeys. All right, so I was saying, well, what's going on?

Because the USDA is involved, and I'm like, what does the USDA? I mean, why do they have to investigate the treatment of the lab monkeys involved in the accident on Friday? Right. So, and CDC confirmed that the three primates that escaped were euthanized. And they were euthanized. Remember they said they were euthanized by humanely? They were euthanized humanely. Well, now in this story, we find out that they actually, they were euthanized by a shot him.

I took them down. And I'm okay with that. Give me a break. We're bringing in monkeys. We don't know what the hell they're got. Did we shoot them up with something in Africa before we landed in New York?

Or are they just wild monkeys with, you know, spewing disease before we take them to the lab and give them more stuff? I don't know. I'm okay. That's what we use them for. We're humans. Top of the food chain.

Have I talked about anything but other than animals and insects or anything that I come to think of it? They're not often, not much. Anyway, so now, so the CDC confirmed that they killed the three primates that they shot them. So I guess that's humanely. It is to me, but not to the PETA people. So PETA people are pissed. And I love PETA, man.

PETA and me, Symbatico. Man, I, you guy, I can't get enough of PETA. I love them. So Alka Chandra, no, Elka Chandna. Elka Chandna. Amorpha. Yes, that's her last. Vice President Laboratory investigation cases for PETA.

Okay, that's a good gig if you can get it, I guess. So they contacted the USDA. They contacted this Dr. Robert M. Gibbons, a veterinarian, who is the director of USDA's animal welfare operations. All right. So nothing is going to come of this. And I'll tell you why. This is the response from Dr. Robert M. Gibbons,

the director of the USDA's animal welfare operations. We'll log this as a complaint and look into it. that's it he doesn't like Peter he's had enough of these bastards too that's awesome that is awesome look we confirmed

the crate broke open we shot him we had to take him down that's the way it is don't worry about it and the PETA's logging complaints we'll log this as a complaint look into it thanks doc talk to you later

that's it we're never going to hear anything more about how they're shooting the monkeys I can promise you that. That's not going to happen. But now, I mean, now we've got to make sure the lady's not getting any sicker. I want to know about the driver of the truck that was injured in the crash. I want to know what the heck is going on, man. If these are some kind of disease rid monkeys from Mauritius or whatever that I pronounce.

A morphophagus. Yeah, that island. I want to know where they were going to this undisclosed CDC laboratory. And why? if they were just wild monkeys that got loose. Why aren't you putting them back in the cage? Why are you putting them down? I mean, only one hissed and sprayed the lady.

The others didn't hiss and spray. The lady went up to the cage. And the monkeys in the back of the cage hissing and kick him poop at her. That's not the monkey's fault. Now, you know, again, I'm not a little. opposed to but doesn't make any sense.

Anyway, we'll log this and we'll look into it. What has the world come to? You can't even have an only fan's account anymore. I mean, we've talked about it. They've shut down a bunch of different people and people are making big money.

I'm going to have to start it on. I'm thinking about starting my only fans. I'm thinking about it. Can we pay you not to? Yes. Yes, you can. so a former Colorado sheriff's deputy has avoided an internal affairs investigation into her only fans page so they kicked her out they gave her 30 grand separation agreement and told her to get out

now okay so she's got an only fan page right now she says hey um you know i am a self-described as a milf and wife next door you know what i'll give you the wife next door the middle next door the milf? Okay. You know what? You can call yourself whatever you want. That's fine. Don't shake your head like, oh yeah, that's a milf.

No. No, it's not. I'll introduce you to my neighbor. I will introduce you to my neighbor. That's a milf. I'll introduce you to my wife. That's a milf. This is.

Anyway. A little bit of a butter face. Correct. And if I'm spending money on my only fans page, I don't want butter. Anyway, anyway. So,

she said it was a lot of material my husband and I shared as stuff we've taken in our private sex life over the years. I was working up to 60 hours a week, so mostly my husband ran the page and shared my picture. and then sometimes we'd have fun dressing me up and taking photos especially to share uh-huh

no kidding so what is the internal investigation got to be that she was in the uniform right it's got to be she came home and you know dressed as mr police officer or miss i'm sorry police officer and you know, either arrested hubby or handcuffed him or took the clothes off and started using. I mean, I'm just saying if I was my only fans page, there would be other uses. I would beat up my husband with the nightstick. So anyway, for 10 bucks a month,

that's what I mean, that's not bad for only fans. You hear about people charging a lot more. But I think the way the only fans work, and I'm not 100% sure on this, but I've done enough stories now that I think I understand you can have different structures for your paywalls. So like I could say, okay, my only fans page is you get this content for $2 a month,

and then you get this content for $10 a month, and you get this content for $20 a month or whatever, and then I provide content in those tiers. what I feel is those tears, right? Is that right? You can subscribe. There's also, you can, this content is purchasable.

This particular video, oh, I shot this other thing. You can pay extra for that one thing. Okay. So then I can also, what happens if I subscribe to your only fans page? All right?

And I'm giving you $10 a month. Now, do I get charged if I, that, gives me access to this particular page so if I want to charge more for a particular video outside of that subscription and I say hey this is a video that is extra all right do I automatically get dinged for that or do I have to

click and say I'll accept it you click on it to get it okay so I'm not just getting dinged every time I post a new every time you post a new video. I don't know how that happened. Right. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. Anyway, sorry. That is wrong with me today, man. I seriously, I'm sorry. I really am. No, I'm not. So I just want to know what the investigation was about. That's the only thing. Now it's possible? Is it possible that she would, you know, tell people that I won't arrest you if you come to my house and be on my only fans page? Yes.

Do I think that happened? You know, she's certainly denied it. That's what I know. She's denied it. You can't even have a only fans page, man. That's a sad state of affairs in America today. I'll tell you that. Oh, who died today?

Who died today? So, you know who died, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown died today 65 years old Peter Robbins Okay so it wasn't really I mean Charlie Browns is obviously An animated character from a book

And a TV show so he can't really die But the guy that voiced him Peter Robbins He died And so I mean I guess now Charlie Brown's gonna have to be Like every other network in America And have the voice

the interpreter in the window because he won't be saying anything you know what I'm saying no it's a bad joke never mind never mind just the bad joke so anyway

this guy the voice of Charlie Brown Peter Robbins so it was sad because he killed himself it was a suicide I know and you think oh no he struggled for quite a while I mean, it's not a really big surprise.

I mean, he had a drug and alcohol problem, and he had Charlie Brown and Snoopy tattooed on his arm. I mean, when that happened, when that happened, maybe that's the point when the family went. Dude, what are you doing? Maybe they thought it was good. I don't know. But he was diagnosed with bipolar disorder,

and apparently he was trying to turn his life around. Coming out of prison, you know. I know. You think, like, coming out of prison, yeah. He had quite a laundry list of charges and things that he went to prison for. What were they, Chris? Well, at least one of them was making criminal threats and attempted threats and trying to have a police officer.

have a hit put out on them. That's usually not a good thing to do. Geoil probation. Okay. So, according to this, he also threatened his former girlfriend and stalked her plastic surgeon. Who doesn't do that?

I mean, if you're pissed at your girlfriend, let's stock the plastic surgeon, too. Maybe he did a crappy job. Look what you did to my girlfriend's breast. They look like crap now. I mean, maybe he had a good point. So then he's on probation and then he did some threats to a few people with letters, and they sent him to jail. And then he got out early.

He'd served 80% of his time, and they let him out early. And he agreed to not drinking and taking illegal drugs. Okay, sure. We're going to let you out of prison early. Promise not to drink alcohol and take it. illegal drugs okay you count on me good to go but he'd been struggling for quite some time and it's sad that he killed himself I don't know how he did it doesn't matter Jeff I know that to me it does but not to anyone else he just know that he ended his

own life so we lost him we lost Charlie Brown today that's who died today have we wrapped up this thing yet I mean there's a time for me to go I need a drink is what I need I'm not going to I need a cigarette I need to go smoke with the ants I need to maybe you know I was all happy I was all happy when we started talking about

you know a little hippo business I was all happy and then you know it took a curve somewhere I don't know we got there but it took a curve I'm just trying to bring it back I spent the whole show trying to bring it back because after I made the before I took the egg

I took the wrong exit is what happened. I was doing hippo business and I took the wrong exit and then now I'm lost. Then I got lost. I was just winding around trying to find my way back to hippo business. Okay. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. All right. Now I'm feeling better.

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