Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 795 | No Balls, No Strikes, No Out’s

Episode Date: January 28, 2022

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Hello, welcome to Chewing the Fat. Today, I want to begin with an heartfelt apology. I feel like I should get down on bended knee, but I believe that I shouldn't bend the knee on anything. So you're just going to be happy with the apology. All right. I have to give an apology. and I'm struggling with it

because I want Quinn to call off his damn Nigerian dwarf goats that are surrounding my house they're everywhere. I woke up today. I walk out of the garage. Look at where I turn. Damn Nigerian dwarf goats everywhere.

I'm like, what's going on? And then I look at my email and I find out that I said a website wrong. And Quinn sent the dwarfs. So, Quinn, okay, I'm sorry. I apologize. All right, I, I didn't mean it.

It was an oversight. So I told you the other day, they sent me some lines to do for a commercial for Quinn Pittman and his goat soap. Now, the commercial is finished. I saw the end commercial, because I read the couple lines, and I told you what those lines are.

I don't know, goat soap. is wonderful and send it to your valentines and wash yourself with goat soap. Something like that. I don't remember what the line was. And Blaz 10 to get 10% off. Because, I mean, if you can get a discount and goat soap clean, that's a good life right there. Anyway, but I said, then as we were talking about it, I was talking about Quinn's story and how he's, you know, been milking Nigerian dwarf goats for five or six years.

And he talks about his life. And now he's selling these products. And the commercial has the family and they're from Florida. And that's all good. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. Wash me down with goat soap. Okay?

But I said that the website was gpgoatsope.com. Now, I didn't say. that during the commercial because that wasn't what they had me read for the commercial. However, okay, the website is, and I don't know why, it's just a meme misreading it, and I just, I couldn't get it out of my head. It's not GPgoatsoap.com. It's QPgoatsoap.com. And of course it is, Quinn Pittman. That's the guy's name. His name is a GP. How do you smell Quinn? So I don't know what got me in the head of QP, but that's not right. It's not QP.

So if you, no, I mean, it is QP. I don't know how I got it in my head that it was GP. That's what I mean. It was, it's in my head. I don't know why. So, and if I would have had to have read the URL, I would have said GP. I mean, it would have been wrong. They would have been, you know, they, and let's be clear about something.

too. All right, just to be clear, right? I was not on any of these emails, and yet they wanted to use my voice. And I appreciate it. Thank you. Like I said, wash me down with goat soap. I'm good, okay? But I want Quinn to call off the Nigerian dwarf goats from my house. Okay?

I apologize. I realize that it's QP goat soap.com. Quinn Pittman. Not what I said the other day. I got to stop saying it. I got to stop saying out loud because I can't get it out of my head. So it's QP goat soap.com. Call off the Nigerian dwarf goats, okay?

Welcome to chewing the fat. Dallas, Texas, the Metroplex, DFW. I think it's Dallas is what, fifth marketplace in the country? DFW is fifth marketplace in the country? What do you got? New York? L.A., Chicago, Miami, Dallas. Houston?

San Francisco. Atlanta. Oh. So you got New York, L.A., Chicago. San Francisco, Dallas. Okay. All right. What that is Miami?

The Miami's got to be six or seventh, right? Okay, so they're 11th. Miami, Miami for Lauderdale is the 11th radio market. Okay, you happy? So New York, number one, obviously, Los Angeles, Chicago, San Francisco, Dallas, Fort Worth, Houston, Atlanta, Washington, D.C., Philadelphia, Boston, Miami, Fort Lauderdale, Seattle, Tacoma, Phoenix, Detroit. Wow, Detroit, I'd like to revisit those numbers. Minneapolis, St. Paul, San Diego, and Tampa, St. Pete. Yeah, Tampa, St. Pete, that gets kind of screwed for a radio market.

they should be higher than that. But the smaller markets surrounding the Tampa area, the Tampa, Tampa, instead of being Tampa, St. Petersburg, it should be Tampa Bay. And that would make it a bigger market. Same thing, that's what they do for TV. But, hey, I digress.

Back to Dallas. A little story revolving around Dallas, Texas. The city council voted to require sexually oriented businesses to shut down from 2 a.m. to 6 a.m. Workers in the adult entertainment industry are pissed. That's when they make their money. Well, you can't shut us down. What are you doing?

Only one of the Dallas City Council members said, hey, I was raised by a single mom who had three jobs. He didn't say one of them when mom was a stripper. But he did say he appreciates the, you know, single mothers and they talked about one lady that was there to talk in front of them talked about how her income is going to be slashed and she makes her money and she works overnight comes home get the kids up sends them to school sleeps gets them up takes them to do whatever they have to do their their kids stuff that kids have to do after school and then she goes to work i don't she didn't

say I leave him home with dad. Of course, she's a single mom, so maybe this is me. And she did, I mean, we just, I guess we just leave them. See you later. Good night. Talk to you later. Don't open the door for anybody. Okay.

All right. I guess so. But I got, here's a thing. I've got the help for you, strip clubs. This is just me thinking out loud for you. Okay, that's what I'm doing here on Chewing the Fat. You can call me. We can figure something out. Email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com. You know, social media at Jeffrey JFR, Twitter,

Jeff Fisher Radio, Facebook and Instagram, at Jeffrey JFR on Getter. I got a getter story for you too. It's a little frustrating. But anyway, that aside, here's what you do. So they have to close for business 2 to 6 a.m. Well, okay, so if you're in the club at 2, can't you just stay there?

Can't they just close the doors and stay there? I mean, then it's a private club, right? I think you make it into a private club. I think the private club membership is from two to six. And so if you're in the club, you pay them an extra hundred bucks, and you're a happy member, a happy member of glitter, and you're, you know, this lock the door. So if you leave, you leave, you can't come back.

Or you can just stay in and that's the deal for the next four hours or so. long you want to stay. But they still be able to make money. The thing is, is that Dallas has said that they are requiring sexually oriented businesses to shut down. I mean, are there stores selling sexually oriented merchandise open from 2 to 6 a.m.? Because now we're putting a cringe in their business, too. That's, I mean, I guess maybe if you feel the need to get some sort of sexual merchandise,

maybe you pick it up at 1.30. Now, I'm reduced to selling my merchandise out of the back of a truck in the parking lot of the strip club. That can't be good. That can't be good. Now, according to Dallas Police Chief, Eddie Garcia, who convinced the council members that the reduced hours would cut down on violent crime. He said, 76% of violent crime is happening from 2 to 6 a.m.

Okay? Maybe I'll give you that. And then he also, then he throws in, and it's likely to be tied to the clubs. Is it, is it likely to be tied to the clubs? Okay, I would like some proof of that. And I don't think, and it didn't matter because they already passed the thing, which people are pissed. That's what they're really pissed about, is that normally cities would say,

okay, well, we're going to take the information and look into it and get some of these facts to see if it actually is tied to the clubs for this violent crime between 2 and 6 a.m. So if there's all kinds of violent crime still happening, now that these strip clubs are closed, are we going to go back to Eddie and say, dude. Yeah, that's how you,

that's how you present it to the police chief. Dude, what are you doing? So, apparently, Texas, I mean, Texas,

what are we doing? Plano, we're closing down strip club businesses. I mean, Plano and San Antonio, also have regulations requiring 2 a.m. closures for sexually oriented businesses. How are these cities still even alive? I, you know, it just feels like we're against small business, damn it.

That we're not supposed to be against small business here in America. I mean, in Pennsylvania, another Pennsylvania story. I mean, we've got news coming out of Pennsylvania left and right these days, man. I had the lady with the monkeys. I had the guy you can't kill. And now I got this story, the Amish, the feds are busting the Amish farmer because he happens to sell a couple of guns. I mean, what are we doing? So ATF raids this Amish dairy farmer to see.

his firearm stash in according to them a potential rogue gun retailer bust so apparently this Amish dairy farmer been dealing guns out of the back of his buggy I don't know if he's been doing it out of the back of his buggy but he has been doing it on his farm now he admits to selling some of his guns rifles he says no handguns no no gun of the hand you remember remember witness, the documentary, the documentary on the Amish people, witness with Harrison Ford, no gun of the hand. Anyway, he just sells rifles. Now, according to the ATF spokesperson, they seized evidence, but they didn't say how many firearms they seized. It was an untold number. And they haven't charged him with anything yet.

I guess charges are still pending. But our president, Joseph Robinette Biden, has promised a crackdown on rogue gun dealers and we're going to start with the Amish. Those bastards,

I can't believe it. So they claim that it's possible that he sold up to 600 guns. Now, that seems if that's true. 600 guns doesn't seem like it's just a friendly gun selling guns to other farmers around the

Amish land. That seems like, and he admitted that he has sold some guns to non-Amish people. I'm not going to deny that I was selling some. But I'm a dairy man. And so I got cows and milk to take care of. It's not clear how many guns he sold. It does seem like if he sold 600. It seems like maybe it's more than just selling out of the back of your buggy to other farmers,

your long rifles. Keep the wolves away from the dairy cows, right? I mean, really, his argument could be, look. There could be wild monkeys rolling through my dairy farm. I got to put them down. I don't want them attacking my cows. I got to put them down. Sorry.

And with you people, you government, sneaking plagued monkeys into my state, we're ready to put them down. You're welcome, by the way, for that defense. Oh, my gosh, look at the time. We've got to go to the break room. I'm dying of thirst here. It'll be something cold to drink desperately. Oh, my gosh.

man I love going to the break room I do don't look at me like that I don't always appreciate who's in the break room when I go there but I appreciate I like going to the break room and getting myself something cold to drink today is a Coca-Cola zero sugar I appreciate it oh that is good too I'll tell you that

did you see where the Mirtmobile, you know, the car that was in Wainsworld, the AMC Pacer, the 1976 AMC Pacer from Wayne's World, just sold at auction. How much would you pay for a 1976 AMC Pacer, the specific Wainsworld car? I mean, I still got the little flame on the side and the different wheels on the car. on the car. Those AMC Pacers. I had a friend actually that had one.

Man, those were good cars. Were they? Which makes it so funny. That's why Wayne's World was so funny. Although Wayne's World, how old is Wayne's World, man? 30 years old. Holy cow. Wow.

So anyway, in the film, 30 years ago, Wayne and Garth were rocking out to Bohemian Rhapsody in the AMC Pacer. So you still haven't told me how much you'd pay for it, because I know how much it's sold for at the auction. The iconic movie car sold in two, let me tell you to it. All right, so it sold in 2016, five years ago,

to the pawn stars. Rick Harrison, my man, pawn stars bought it. So then he fully risked TV show, pawns stars fully restored it so he bought the the junker for 37,000 $400 in 2016 wait hold on just a second this we've been had just a second so Rick owns the one that he restored when he got that for 37. I thought this was the real one. But it looks like this one is

the second one. It was like the movie double? Wait one second. Because this one, because I was thinking, well, Rick, I mean, dude, you usually, Rick's really good about, you know, buying low, selling high. That's how he makes his living.

And the this story says the second 1976 pacer oh also sold okay maybe I read the story correctly it also sold so how much did this stupid thing pay for because the second one sold for 34,000 that's a little less than 37 and after five years and a full of restored money

you're losing a little cash so this one and look at the pictures of it man I mean who doesn't want to own an AMC PAC they are awesome don't raise your hand don't you raise your hand you know you want an AMC

pacer that's been fully restored to be the fine automobile that it was in the beginning it doesn't say Okay, here we go. Now I've got it straight. All right.

So what happens is in my life is I see this story. And I say, oh, the AMC Pacer, I've got to talk about that because it's such a, it's an iconic vehicle. The AMC Pacer from Wade's World. And I see sold for 374. That was previously, though. Okay. And that's the one Rick Harrison bought. the 34,100 was the second 76 baser.

So the first one, this is why I know that Rick Harrison is of the money-making machine that he is, because the vintage 76 blew MC PACER, which graced the big screen 30 years ago, $71,500. $71,500 for the Wayne's World. AMC PACER. That seems about 70,000 too high. Now how much do you want to have the AMC PACER? Oh yeah. Sad news too.

Who died today? Who died today? Real sad news. Aquaman. Jason Momoa. Dead. At 42 years of age. No, kind of.

Not really. So he didn't really die. But he's living out of a trailer. I mean, you know, he and Lisa broke up. I don't know if Lisa kicked him to the curb or, you know, I know they released their mutual statement that it was all about. We're going to love and respect each other. But Lisa's not living out of a dump trailer.

I'll tell you that. And apparently he's been, Jason's, there's photos of him in a friend's driveway in L.A. Thank you, TMC. and he I mean he's looking a little rough man my man I mean in the driveway in the driveway he's got glasses on still you know he still has got the long hair and everything it actually appears like it's possible that it could be Jason's double and not Jason because I mean he's starting to put on a few LBs he looks as I mean if he's preparing for a role It ain't Aquaman.

I'll tell you that. Now, there isn't an Aquaman 80 coming out. I mean, the guy's worth some cash, and the t-shirt he's wearing is all ripped up. I mean, I get that. It could be your favorite t-shirt. You know, maybe that's the last t-shirt, your mom washed for you or something.

I don't know. But I get wearing the old ripped-up t-shirts. It's comfy. You love it. You feel comfort. It looks like it's got some cigarette burns in. But the guy had to make some cash, right? I mean, he had to, I mean, he made,

they're saying he's worth $14 million. So let's say he's not worth, let's say he's worth $5 million. All right, we'll give him $5 million. He's got to have at least $5 million in the bank. My gosh. The guy made some serious cash off Aco, man. And remember he was really broke before he met,

Lisa, when they first met, he was really broke. She's got her own cash. And because he talked about being on Game of Thrones. and finally starting to make some money. And then Game of Thrones was like, yeah, we're killing you off. And he was really bummed because that stopped the checks from coming in. So, I mean, he's got to have a little bit of cash. So, I mean, maybe he's just living within his means at a friend's driveway.

I mean, that can't last long, right? If you're a friend to Jason's, how long do you let that happen? How long do you sit there on the front porch? I mean, if it's just you, you probably let, yeah, fine. You know, let him live in his trailer. It's just Jason. He's fine. But sooner or later, if you're with the wife,

sooner or later, the wife is going to be like, he's got to go. And soon or right, I mean, sooner or later, you're sipping coffee, looking out on the back porch, and you hear the side door close, and it's Mamoa coming into empty his toilet from the camper. And the wife is looking at you like, this is the last day. I want him gone. You tell him to hook that damn trailer up

and get the hell out of here. I'm going to yoga. And when I come back, I want him gone. You know that's happening. You know it is. So, I mean, I don't know how long you let Jason stay in your driveway, but it's not going to be much longer, I promise you that. So is he officially dead?

No. Close though. And if you're living in a trailer, are you really homeless? Not really, right? I mean, you're not homeless. You have a home. You're just kind of,

well, when you have a camper, you're living in? So that's your home. Just don't have a specific address. Oh, you live in a trailer, homes wherever you park it. Yeah. So you're not really homeless.

Because I see where Kanye is now in trouble. I'm sorry, EA is in trouble because there was a report that he was going to employ homeless people as models in his upcoming fashion show. And I don't know why that's a problem. I mean, if they're homeless, they need the work, they need the cash,

they need the food. Get them up on the runway. And so people were a little like the Yeezy Gap spokesperson. Yeah, Gap might not have been too. Gap might have said, oh, yay, no, we're not going to do that. So we know you're big on the homeless people and help them and everything, but no, we can't do that. Now, the spokesperson said that, uh, uh, uh, uh, yay's schedule and the rumor. collaboration

collaboration wasn't happening. So maybe he was going to try to do that and Gap was like, how about no? Do? So he, you know, apparently Yay is big on helping the homeless people. He's done work with the Skid Row

fashion week. With David, let's get David Sebastian on the line. I want to know all about Skid Row Fashion Week. Oh, man. Now, according to Sebastian, he claimed that this is where it comes from, that Yeezy X Skid Row Fashion Week event was going to happen. They talked about that.

Oh, yeah. So all the sales would be donated to Skid Row or a portion of the sales would be donated for them. So apparently they were going to incorporate items. found on Skid Row into the fashion looks. That would be good. That would be, I mean, you look hot in that trash bag puffer jacket. But it's not going to happen. So stop it.

Okay, stop laughing. Stop making fun of it. A homeless problem in California. And around the world is a problem and an issue. It needs to be solved. Damn it, we have superstars and superheroes living in campers. That doesn't count us being homeless? Oh yeah, we just talked about that.

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or in magazine. I'm excited though. This is the last weekend of actual NFL football. I know there's the Super Bowl in two or three weeks, but that's more about the half time

and we've got, I know the game and everything. We've got teams. It's going to be an awesome weekend. Last weekend was fantastic. But the problem is, all right? The problem is we have two games this weekend, two big NFL games this weekend.

I've got Cincinnati, Kansas City, and we have San Francisco 49ers at the Los Angeles Rams. It's 05. And then it's over. No more football. No more. I mean, I miss college football on Saturdays, but NFL kind of took over there. They ease the pain a little bit. And then now it's going to be nothing.

It's going to be nothing. I know. I know. A lot of people, you know, I'm going to have to do something else. Rather than just watch football. I don't know what that's going to be. Email me. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com.

Give me an idea of something to do. You know, on Saturday. You say, hey, here's some ideas of what you could possibly do on Saturday. And I've got some ideas. But I don't know. what I should do. And now they're taking away. I was thinking about maybe, you know what?

I got nothing else to do. I might as well become an umpire in a minor league baseball. I don't look at me like that. I ever tell you my umpire story? I really did. They have umpire schools in Florida. And I knew a couple people that were going to umpire school. And I thought about going to umpire school at one point to become an umpire.

But then I thought, did I ever tell you my umpire story where I had the counter and I wasn't paying attention because I found out that I went over to help out but I figured I'd get paid right but I found out that it was like a volunteer position to be an umpire I was already there

so I said you know I'll do the game but I'm not going to do a bunch I wanted to get paid I want to make some money and so he stuck I was out on second base as the second base umpire I don't care I'm not paying attention I'll make the calls on the bases I got to make the calls at second,

got to come over and maybe make the call on the throws to third, you know, because there was, whatever, it's fine, I could do that. But I wasn't keeping track of the balls and strikes like I was supposed to. I even had the little hand counter, you know, I got my little umpire counter for balls and strikes and outs, but I wasn't paying attention.

So this female umpire behind the plate calls time out, walks out toward me, and I'm like, what the hell's going on? Why she coming out to me, man? I made the right calls. You're going to argue with me too, like the managers? And she comes up and she goes, okay, so what's the count?

She lost track of the count, dummy. She lost track and I was like, I looked down at my, I looked down on my counter, and I looked down my counter and I looked down my count and I was like, I got zero balls, zero strikes, and zero outs. I'm going to go with that? she was so pissed she just stormed back to the plate

man but they don't have to worry about that now that's my point I can't even do that I can't even do that anymore because they're going to have robot umpires in the minor leagues I know humans are doomed

we got robot umpires behind the plate call them balls and strikes I mean is there you're not supposed to argue balls and strikes anyway with the Empire. But what happens if it's really a bad call? There have been some examples of the robot

really blowing the call. It just doesn't... Look, your AAA baseball live with it. Okay, tough. Nobody really cares. Are we getting ready to go up to the bigs? No? And then zip it.

Don't worry about it. So we'll see. I don't know. We'll see how it works out with robots calling balls and strikes. But we do have, remember, I think we talked about the last time I had, I don't know, one of the surgeries I had. One of them, I don't remember which. Last Christmas?

Oh, before that? There were several years there that I went to the hospital often. And so one of the surgeries that I had, the guy talked to me about using robots in assisting in the surgery. and I talked him about it and he and he loved it I mean they use it they work great and they assist him in these

oh it's gallbladder when I have a gallbladder out because that's an easy one you know you go in you suck it out you tie it up you're out of there well now they're talking about they just had a robot perform the first laparoscopic surgery laparoscopic

laparoscopic lapro amorophalus yeah surgery without human help so it performed the surgery on the soft tissue of a pig. Not me. Don't look at me like that. We're talking about humans now and pigs.

Soft tissue of a pig without the guiding hand of a human. So the robot is doing it on its own, which is a pretty big step. Because now that you're talking about, we're going to do fully automated surgery on humans. Without a dock. I don't know that I want that right now. Because they talk, I mean,

part of the thing that makes the robotics so good is that they are so steady, right? And they could, the dock can have the hands, move some of the robotics. But there's also some that they program in, and the dock is there just to oversee and make sure that it's doing it properly. And is able to step in if there's an issue,

right because of the repetitive motion and the precision of the whatever they're doing but one of the things that's tough is the you know intestinal stuff when you get in there because it's so well pliable for lack of a better word i mean you get in there and you cut and there was due to feces thrown all over the walls the floor the ceiling in a stunk so bad i mean the human would be dead there but the robot would still be alive and in that case that were actually the case. But they're talking about how some of the surgeries like intestinal do goo-go-go-stom. I'm pretending to be a doctor here.

And so, but if it starts bleeding or something turns and shifts, the human has to, the human is able to adjust, right? But the robot is still like, just, yeah, the robot's smoking. And just, you know, doing what it's doing what it's doing. Probably shouldn't be smoking in the OR. So what, yeah, it's a robot. What are you going to do? You know, I mean, you're going to make them stop?

You make him stop. I asked them to stop. He wouldn't. So once we get past that, once the robot gets past needing human help, we're done. We're done. I mean, we've seen the documentary I robot. It's done. We're done.

And don't get with me like, oh, Humans won that, did they? I mean, it took a robot, and it took a human with robotics to save humanity. Okay, you say so. I mean, things are coming true these days. I mean, we saw, I just, I just did a story of blasts from a flashing radio wave coming from a mysterious nearby object in space.

We've seen the documentary to that too. It didn't turn out real well. Yes, eventually humans want, you know, come to think of it. Both of these documentaries were done by the same man. Documentary, I-Robot and Independence Day, both done by the same man. Interesting. Interesting.

So we have blasts of flashing radio waves coming from mysterious nearby object in space. Oh. God. Right. Now, they've spotted a mysterious object letting out giant blast of energy three times an hour. Whatever the object is, relatively nearby, 4,000 light years away. Just right there. It's right there around the corner.

The object was disappearing and appearing over a few hours during the observations. Okay. Uh, no problem. According to the astronomer, I was completely unexpected. Really? No, we expected. Okay, thank you. It was kind of spooky.

Was it? I mean, that's what you're looking for, Mr. Astronomer. Plus, I mean, 4,000. light years away. I get that that's right around the corner in space, space, but

I mean it's 4,000 light years away. A little bit of a distance. A little bit of a ride. A little bit of a drive. You know, it's not like going to Wisconsin. You zip in, you zip out. Name that movie. Like going to Wisconsin. You zip

in, you zip out. If you name that movie, you can, win a brand new. Okay, who is the one that has been saying forever that an issue with fat guy seating? On rides, on planes, on buses, on trains, on horses, on animals, whatever it is, there's always some kind of fat guy limit. I've told you the plane story where the pilot even said, yeah, we aren't spinning. No flips.

I've been there. I've been fat shamed. I've been looked at I've been I've had heads looked at me and shaken my God you're fat I've had that

I have experienced that thank you even the president of the United States of America he wasn't the president then but even the president of the United States of America has shamed me

and now I see a story where a guy won a ticket a raffle ticket to be part of SpaceX inspiration for crew Elon Musk Richest man in the world

Yeah you can't come You're too fat There's no there's a weight limit There's a size limit on the On the inspiration four crew So you can't come So Weightlessness

Right Oh Jesus I mean I if there's going to be weightlessness Who needs it more We do So there's a 250 pound weight limit on space. 250 pounds.

I mean, I could do 250 on one leg, bro. I mean, 250, please. I don't even, I don't know. I don't want to go down that road. But the guy that won it is 330 pounds. Man, I can do 330 pounds on one leg. I'm just telling you 330 pounds.

So he's $600 Raffle ticket. $600 bucks he spent. You'd think they would have went, ooh, dude, uh, no, no, not you.

But no, they wanted the money. It's okay to take the money from the fat man, knowing that they weren't going to let him on. He should sue, oh man.

I mean, it should be fat X from right now, from now on, man. Elon Musk's fat X. Just because of him. So his buddy bought a raffle ticket to or spent 50 bucks. They were at this event. And his buddy, of course, obviously didn't win.

So he donated the ticket. He gave the ticket to his friend, said, here, you go in my place. It was only a special dream to travel into space. But when he was dreaming, he was also eating. So he's too fat now to go into space. I mean, that's a problem. And I've talked about it before. Do I want a space travel?

You bet you'd be great. But there's no fat guy seating. That's a problem. That's an issue. Now you may say to yourself, is it? Because if we're going to space, I don't know that I want you next to me. Crowd me out on the spaceship. But you could spread out a little.

I mean, just give me a seatbelt extender on the spaceship and let me get out of here, okay? I mean, that's, you just, speaking to weight limits and everything, and you see the bridge collapsed in Pittsburgh, outside of Pittsburgh, today, the 28th of January, 2022, oh, today is the 28th. Wow.

Tomorrow's my birthday, the 29th of January. Another year around the sun of this rock. Ugh. I'm now, 152 years anyway the bridge collapsed in Pittsburgh amazing

I mean holy cow now there were several vehicles and a bus on the bridge I mean there are weight limits in place for a reason now no there were no

maybe I mean maybe the bus was like how we can get across no matter what ooh no I mean it does not look that bridge is in trouble, bad. It seems as though perhaps there was a lack of oversight on the upkeep of the bridge. I could be wrong. It is interesting. No one was injured.

There were 10 minor injuries. Three people that were a part of the crash were taken to area hospitals, but no life-threatening injuries, which is great. I mean, I'm happy to hear that. But it is interesting that a bridge collapses today in Pittsburgh and our president of the United States of America, Joseph Robinette Biden, is going to be in Pittsburgh today talking about infrastructure. Huh. He may actually pull that out of the hat today. I mean, he might bring Pete along.

Buddha judges, you know, they can talk about weight limits and infrastructure issues. I mean, okay, it's just interesting that it happened. I'm not alleging anything. I'm just saying, isn't it interesting how it all worked out? Isn't it? Hey, it's Friday. So, Chris, you ready to play the CTF game show? Come on, baby.

Yeah. Let's get out of here and play the CTF. The brand new CTF game show. I mean, I see where Amy Schneider, her, her, him, they, them, epic run on Jeopardy came to an end. She racked up 40 wins, the second longest streak in history. 1.4 million in prize money. It's not a bad go on Jeopardy.

Congratulations to Amy for her 40 game win. but the CTF game show You know it's the three headlines And a lie But the game show I think I'm calling it The CTF What's the lie?

That's the game show I like that one Do we have any game show music or anything Welcome To the CTF game show What's a lie Yes you two Have to figure out

Which story is a lie Can you decide before Chris does. Let's see. That's the game. Hey, Chris, welcome to another edition of What's the Lie? Thank you. It's good to be here.

What do you do for a living, Chris? I wish I knew. Yes. Oh, you're not homeless, are you? We're not, this is a what's a lie. We're not helping homeless people, are we? We provide you. I have an RV I live in.

We provided you with a shower and clothing and everything. So if I come over there, I'm not going to get any of that homeless whiff. You know what I'm talking about. Okay, so what's a lie? All right, three headlines, I'm going to give you four headlines. One of them's a lie. All right, you're ready to go? All right.

He didn't say he's ready to go. You ready to go? Yes, I am ready. All right. A veteran, don't, and you can't, you can't Google. All right. You at home, you may be able to Google, but Chris, you can't Google. Put your Googler down.

and also my phone. Let me see your hands. Thank you. Once a lie. Once a lie. A veteran won a $4 million lottery prize using the numbers from a fortune cookie. Second headline. A secret to a good night's sleep, hot dog lunches.

The third headline, Bradley Cooper, Benedict Cover Batch, and the golden age of nude men. And the fourth headline, New Mexico governor, just signed on as a substitute teacher amid steep staff shortages. Those are the four headlines, Chris. Which one is the lie?

This is where Chris is deciding which headline is a lie. I honestly have no idea. If he wins, he'll take home the copy of the home game. CTF What's a Lie? Chris, that's time for you to decide. Kill the music. It's time for you to decide what's a lie. Hot dogs?

I thought you said you had no idea. But oh, absolutely 100% correct. The secret to a good night's sleep is hot dog lunches. No, that is not true. Yes, congratulations. You've won a copy of the, new home game CTF, what's a lie?

Oh boy. Right. Now the one thing I want to talk about a little bit though is the Bradley Cooper Benedict Cumberbatch being nude. Uh, now we're talking, baby. Oh yeah. Come on.

I mean, full frontal nudity. Hello? I mean, okay, so Cooper and Cumberbatch are trouser free in the Oscar contenders and contestants and Sebastian Stan bears it all in coming Hulu miniseries.

So we're going to have guys just walking around hanging around. What are they going to be in? I just want to make sure I don't see it. Why? You don't want to see it. Tell me the name of them.

You can Look it up now with an attitude like that, my friend. Don't want to see them. Have a nice weekend, okay? Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.