Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 799 | You Just Wedge It In There!?

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:36 So I'm recording from the Blaze Studios, the Mercury Studios in Texas today. And I just got done doing Pat Unleashed. I've been filling in for Pat, who is on vacation all week. And the television producer side of Pat's show, Rob won't leave the room until I promote his. silly website. Exactly. So, hey.
Starting point is 00:01:05 I am holding chewing the fat hostage. So welcome to chewing the fat. Oh, I'm so glad to be here. First time for everything. So, uh, you have a show? Yes. And, uh, it's called TV's Rob is Unwoke. Wow, that's a.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Or just Unwoke. Do you have a, any kind of meetings or anything to name that? focus groups or anything yes just come up that out it was researched we had paid thousands of dollars
Starting point is 00:01:37 for market research and a panel and a focus group and questionnaires I'm almost interested so when could you do your show
Starting point is 00:01:47 how do I listen to it is there a way is there much like chewing the fat it is available wherever podcasts are sold okay especially where the
Starting point is 00:01:59 free ones are found. So, I mean, really, I could just, if I wanted to follow you on one of your social media accounts, let's say, I don't know, Twitter, what would that be? At TV's Robb official. Had to be a focus group for that name, too, wasn't there? Absolutely. All right, so how often do you do TV's Rob is on woke podcast? It's usually weekly. Right now it's on hiatus because of COVID. Hiatus. Hiatus. You know, you got to take a break between, Queen of Season. So new episode drops later today, actually. Okay, well, those of you listening live today is the second of February, 2022.
Starting point is 00:02:39 So that show will be available by the time you hear this. That your show will be available. Do you do the show with any other people, or you just come on and just, are you unwoke all by yourself? Sometimes my wife will actually come on and give me a hard time. but then I actually open it up to the general audience if they want to come on and participate on the show they're able to do it just by hitting me up
Starting point is 00:03:07 through the website or on Twitter. Is the website TV's Rob is onwoke.com? I made that real easy. It's unwokepod.com. So it's real easy to remember. So I can go to the website and I can say, yeah, I want to be on your show and then you get a hold of them when you do your show. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Wow. Yeah, I don't care that much about it. I know. You can listen to it there, though, or you could watch it. Wow, you have video too? Sometimes. Oh, my gosh. What the hell is going on in America when TV's...
Starting point is 00:03:47 TV's Rob. On woke. It's on woke, yep. It's doing all of that. Incredible. Incredible. It's amazing what technology can do. Have I promoted this thing enough to get out of here?
Starting point is 00:03:58 Because I really just want him gone and he won't leave. Hey, thanks for coming in, Rob. I was waiting for you to say, get your shit and go. Get your shit and go. There you go. Get out. Well, then I'll see you next week, Jeffie. Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Yeah, thank you. I hate to go and leave this pretty side. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. So you know how happy you feel when you smell and hear bacon cooking in your house? I mean, I do. I just, it makes you feel so good. When you come out of the bedroom and the bacon is sizzling and, oh, it's just, it's a, I mean, it's a happy feeling in the Jeff Fisher house when that happens.
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Starting point is 00:06:58 Wow, did you see that there's a new world record for the longest distance lightning flash. Now, my wife takes pictures, and every time there's a lightning storm, she's out taking pictures of lightning, and she's got some great shots. In fact, I have one of my favorite lightning shots that she took.
Starting point is 00:07:17 I have hanging up in my office. Framed, we blew up, it's beautiful, I love it. But it ain't this. I mean, she's nothing. Sad, actually, I'm embarrassed for her now. So, 477 miles. I've seen some pretty big lightning bolts. When I lived in Florida,
Starting point is 00:07:38 on the Gulf of Mexico, I mean, we've seen huge lightning storms that were, I mean, tremendous, beautiful lightning bolts shooting across the sky. I don't think they were 477 miles long. Maybe they were.
Starting point is 00:07:52 But this one stretched from near Corpus Christi, Texas, across Louisiana and into the skies over South Mississippi. That's a pretty big lightning bolt. That's a pretty big lightning flash. So, I mean, just, hey, congratulations to that lightning bolt. Be careful on the roads out there. I know we've got the big storms going on and everything's happening,
Starting point is 00:08:22 but we also have a new national crisis. I know. I know. You know what it is? Driving. I know. Wait, driving is a national crisis? Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Yeah. Well, it's driving and then crashing and dying. That maybe actually will be the crisis. So the number of people who died in motor vehicles went to 31,720 people for the first time, over the first nine months of 2021. So I know in the story, they say surged to 31,720. That's from, you know, hey, the government reported, so we got to believe it.
Starting point is 00:09:08 So it's the biggest nine month tally in 15 years. It's also, and I've just, I got to say these numbers because I want to make sure it's 12% higher in the same time frame in 2020, making it the biggest percentage increase over a nine-month period since they began keeping records in 1975. So everyone thought that the number, you know, was a lot higher than 2020 because of the lower traffic deaths in 2020. But that really wasn't true. U.S. traffic fatalities in 2020 jumped to their highest levels since 2007.
Starting point is 00:09:54 but there were less people driving on the roads in 2020. They were saying that 13%. 13%. That seems like a, that's a lot less lower. I got to make sure I word this right. I would feel like there would be less people on the roads. So that means that there was 87% of the people still on the roads. I feel like that should be.
Starting point is 00:10:24 a lot lower. I feel like during the pandemic there would be like maybe 50% still on the roads, right? Because the roads around here, man. It was nice. It was nice when you're out there driving, man, during the pandemic.
Starting point is 00:10:37 I mean, when the pandemic really was over here in Texas, you went out to go somewhere and you realize, oh crap. Now I got to be back to my old time schedule again and, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:51 make sure that's a count on traffic being there. stopping for the lights, waiting for the cars to come through, instead of nobody out there. It was nice. Anyway, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, the NHTSA, has cited more reckless driving since the pandemic began. Driver's not wearing seatbelts, blowing through speed limits.
Starting point is 00:11:19 Well, yeah. I mean, I can't imagine not. I know that we've had the argument about seatbelts and not wearing, but I can't imagine getting in my car and not putting on a seatbelt. I mean, that's just habit. You know, I mean, I can't imagine my kids. It's just, it's part of the deal, right? I mean, you go from a car seat to a seatbelt and then you're a seatbelt. You don't go anywhere without a seatbelt on moving in an automobile.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Anyway, it's just, I realize, you're not telling me what to do. I can't have it. It's restricting my movement. I mean, I don't even have a fat guy extender in my car. It still works. Although, extender might be a little bit more comfy now that I think about it. But I can't imagine driving a little seatbelt.
Starting point is 00:12:07 But now the speeding I get, right? So you have 13% less cars on the road. Are you going to drive the same speed limit when nobody's on the road? How about no? I mean, it would seem to be to me that if you were out there on the road and you're driving fast, faster than normal, and you got into an accident, perhaps the damage would be more. But what do I know? However, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, you know him, you love him,
Starting point is 00:12:47 who called the surge in road deaths a national crisis. And I'm quoting Pete here now. Blaming humans won't solve anything. All right. Let's blame goats. That's the goats fault. Yeah, let's blame the goats. That's what we'll do.
Starting point is 00:13:11 I mean, blaming humans won't solve anything. Okay, then what do we do? Oh, well, people make mistakes, according to Pete, but human mistakes don't always have to be lethal. Hey, thank you, Pete. Appreciate it. According to Pete, the key to bringing down traffic deaths is a combo. This is Pete thinking right here.
Starting point is 00:13:36 This is why he is Transportation Secretary right here. Bringing down traffic desks is a combo of redesigning roads to be safer, boosting safety standards for vehicles, and incorporating technology like automating braking into vehicles.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Okay, well, I'm pretty sure we've got those things. Yeah, we've got automated braking systems. Yeah, my automating braking system is my wife. Or me, actually, if I'm a rider. If I'm a passenger that I'm like, whoa, hey.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Hey, I try not to, though. It's difficult to be not to be a backseat driver, even if you're in the when you can't be a backseat driver if you're in the passenger side of front car vehicle, but you can because you know what you mean when you're a backseat driver. Anyway, so and redesigning roads to be safer.
Starting point is 00:14:42 What does that actually mean? Redesigning roads to be safer. It's what it says, Jeff, make the road safer. What don't you understand? I don't understand. I don't know what that means. I got, I'm not, I'm not Pete Buttigieg smart. I apologize. But I don't understand. I'd like to, I'd like to pick Pete's brain and see exactly what he means by that. And boosting safety standards for vehicles. Oh, that always works out well for the consumer when the government starts doing more regulations on vehicles
Starting point is 00:15:19 because they haven't done enough of that. So be prepared to pay more money for your vehicle. And maybe that's where we're at. Roads will be safer when they're built for public transportation and not your nasty single
Starting point is 00:15:35 homemade family little car over there. Yeah, homemade. Yeah, you know those homemade cars like Teslas. You see where Elon's pissed. Elon's pissed at Biden because he won't mention Tesla. I mean, I don't blame him for being pissed. Because remember he had tweeted when Biden was talking about GM
Starting point is 00:15:55 and being on the cusp on the cutting edge of electric vehicles. And Elon had quoted, was that a White House tweet? I don't remember if there was a White House tweet or Biden's separate tweet, but same thing. He had tweeted. video of him talking with General Motors CEO Mary Barra. And companies like GM and Ford are building more electric vehicles here at home than ever before. And Musk responded to the tweet.
Starting point is 00:16:29 He quote tweeted, starts with a T, ends with an A, E-S-L in the middle. Biden will not talk about Tesla. And I don't get it because Elon is. the guy, right? He's the guy that's doing what he wants. It's just amazing. So Elon's a little unhappy with our president. He's happy to say so, which I'm not opposed to. Go ahead. And he believes that and get this. This is where Elon is good. I mean, he thinks that, you know, president, our president, Joseph Robinette by is treating us,
Starting point is 00:17:15 the American people. Now, this is Elon, not me, okay? He's, well, he's treating you like fools. He's treating Americans like fools. So, that's Elon, not me. And, poof. I can't believe someone would actually think that our president was treating people.
Starting point is 00:17:36 People like fools. Huh. Weird. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink. Oh my gosh. I don't care what the weather is. Hot, cold, whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:53 That is good stuff right there. So today is, if you're listening live, is February 2nd, 2020. 2.2. Two, two. And actually it's two, two, two, two, two. Two, two. So, I mean, there's a bunch of damn twos.
Starting point is 00:18:26 But I reminded, there used to be a radio show on in Miami, Rick and Suds. And I think Suds. Yeah, Rick and Suds. Afternoon Drive, WIOD, 610, WIOD, great rate. Those guys were great. And anyway, and so they used to do a bit, though, that Rick, had a dog named Tutu and that was a bit
Starting point is 00:18:51 and then there would be a caller would call ever so often and it was part of the radio bid I got it but you know just a random call and the call would end up saying making Rick the object is to make
Starting point is 00:19:08 Rick say Tutu so that the caller would say Tutu what kind of name is that for a dog It was just a stupid afternoon drive funny bit, a reoccurring bit for the show, for the inside listeners, you know. And so then the guy would, hey, Rick, how are you doing? I was working on my car today. And, you know, I ended up getting this.
Starting point is 00:19:33 And so, and he ended up trying to get Rick to say two, two. And it was just funny. And that's all I could think of when I start seeing all these damn twos. Tutu? What kind of name is that for a dog? Welcome to the mind of me. Okay, so we talked this morning on Pet Show about Whoopi Goldberg being suspended for two whole weeks. Bad, Wippie, bad.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Go home and you think about what you said about the Nazis and the Jews and the Holocaust. You say, you go there, okay? So that's sad news. And I'm really torn between that because I'm happy, you know, whatever. It's Whoopi Goldberg. Do we do... Is it really... Do we really care
Starting point is 00:20:25 what Whoopi Goldberg says? And they were talking on that stupid show of The View. And, you know, so be it. However, that having been said, Good! How do you like it? So, you know, that's the way it goes. But we had that sad news. And then we got more sad news.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Rachel Maddow is going to go on hiatus. dry your eyes. I know. Dry your eyes. Seriously. Now, she's just taking a little time off. She's going to focus on a movie. Is she?
Starting point is 00:21:03 She's going to focus on podcast projects. Yeah, I mean, those are, whew, man, you know how difficult it is. Put this thing together every day. And she's also part of some sort of film directed by Ben Stiller. So, man, that'll be good. And you want to go see a good film with Rachel Maddow in it?
Starting point is 00:21:27 That's what I want to do, tell you that. So there's nothing I want more than to see Rachel Maddow. I was, did you see the, I got an, I don't know where I've, this guy, where did I see this story about Christian Bell? Speaking of Rachel Maddow in a movie. so I this guy oh I know it was a story about the guy so Kristen Bell is in a new Netflix show
Starting point is 00:21:53 it's called the woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window okay and the story is this guy tweeted Christian saying hey you're gonna you gotta apologize to me I was watching it with my mom
Starting point is 00:22:12 and apparently there's this big sex scene with Christian Bell in it. And it's Christian Bell, right? Kristen with a K. Christian Bell. What am I saying wrong? Not Christian. Kristen.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Same thing. Christian, Kristen. Amorph a phallus. Yeah, Bell. And so there's a sex scene in episode five of this show. So, now I had not seen it. I hadn't made it. episode five yet of the woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window.
Starting point is 00:22:51 And so I'll be darned. I went there. Because Kristen replied to this guy, did I say it again? Kristen replied to this man's tweet, which, you know, sorry, dude. And that's good promotion for her and I love it. And now everybody went to, you know, episode five of Kristen's show, the woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window to see the scene, which I did. And it's okay.
Starting point is 00:23:24 I mean, it's not bad. I might have to go back and look at it again just to make sure that it was what I thought it was to begin with. You don't normally see her like that, which makes it, you know, a little bit more interesting. But anyway, it's worth if you want to go. Check out, you know, Kristen Bell, taking care of a little bidness in the woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window, episode five. Now, do I want to see Rachel Maddow like that?
Starting point is 00:24:03 I'm not going to turn away, and I may actually search out the episode, but really the answer is no, I don't. Oh, and who died today? Who died today? Moses J. Mosley died today. Moses J. Mosily. Now, if you say it to yourself,
Starting point is 00:24:28 and I'm confused a little if you are, who is Moses J. Mosley? Well, he portrayed one of the zombies on the Walking Dead. Oh, him! See? Doesn't that mean he was dead already? Hey. Okay, first of all, that's not funny, okay, because the Walking Dead isn't real, all right?
Starting point is 00:24:54 And by the way, Walking Dead, part two of the final season is starting here in a couple weeks, so that means talking Walking Dead will be back with Jason and my son Maximus as well. Just a side note promotion. However, this guy, and I know that, oh, could you kill him? If he's a while, I thought he was already dead, you can't kill him. I was, duh, but that's not real life. By the way, he was dead. He was just a walker.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Anyway, he apparently, I don't know that we actually know why he died, but he's like 31 years old. And everyone loved him. Of course they did. Now, he was a walker on Walking Dead. And this is how much, I mean, how much he's been a part of Walking Dead. He was 2012 to 2015. Huh?
Starting point is 00:25:47 So, I mean, that's that's that he actually was one of the slave walkers of Michones. So that actually was a good gig. I got to give him to that. That was fun. And he was in Hunger Games catching fire, queen of the South, which is, you know, fun Watch and Watchman, which everybody was saying how great it was and, eh, eh, not sure. Anyway, his death is currently being investigated after he went missing. So could be a little bit of a problem.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Just saying. Anyway, rest in peace. Moses Jay Mosily dead at the age of 31 It's the age of 31
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Starting point is 00:27:37 government palace in the capital erupted in gunfire. You know, like coups actually happened. That's what happens. with coups. This was in, and you may not have heard about it,
Starting point is 00:27:52 this was in Guinea-Bissau. And when you say to yourself, Guinea-Bissau, where is Guinea-Bissau? Okay, so this is my hand, all right? And this is Africa. All right? And so this is Africa, and Guinea-Bissau is right here. All right?
Starting point is 00:28:12 That's where it's at. All right. Now, the attempted coup, President Umaro Sissasco Amballo later said that the situation was under control though some members of the security forces had been killed those members were the members that were trying to take my man down
Starting point is 00:28:32 if of course President Umarro Sissaso Amballo is a man they were trying to take it down so that's why it's an attempted coup and it is the fourth time and things are not well in the name of this country again? Guinea-Bissau
Starting point is 00:28:53 things are not well there so this is the fourth time either a successful or failed coup has transpired in 18 months I mean things are not well in Guinea-Bissue
Starting point is 00:29:11 now when you think about this you'd think well I got the I got the thinking I mean you don't read about this happening in Papa Guinea Papa Guinea it's Papa New Guinea you don't read about this I mean things are
Starting point is 00:29:29 Papa New Gandhi keeps the hammer down man so I was thinking I was actually so Guinea Bissau is over here in Africa and I was thinking hey that's
Starting point is 00:29:43 his is like south of Papa, north of Papa, east of Papa, but actually Papa is way down here. So Guinea-Bissau is really, I mean, they're just latching on to Papa New Guinea's name because Papa New Guinea's over here in Australia and down there in the Philippines.
Starting point is 00:30:12 The way over there. so but maybe they should take some notes gini bissau from papa I don't know I've just asked questions so are you a fan of guinea coos or I want to be clear I am not a fan of any kind of guinea coup I don't care if it's the new guinea coup
Starting point is 00:30:38 if it's the Papa guinea coup if it's the guinea besaw ginnikou not a fan of Guinea coos. Okay, let's be, I want to make sure that is a hundred percent clear. I am not a fan of Guinea coos. And as long as we were talking about, you know, we're hanging out in Africa,
Starting point is 00:30:58 I see where first evidence of a non-random mutation in human genes have been observed. So according to a new study, researchers, probably related to Christian Bell, say an anti-malarial mutation arises preferentially in African populations
Starting point is 00:31:25 without being inherited from parents. All right then. There's nothing I want more than mutations, non-random mutations in human genes happening. Did you think I was going to say more? I mean, that's, there's nothing. I think I want more than that to happen. I want non-random.
Starting point is 00:31:53 I am a fan, okay? I'm not a fan of Guinea coos, but I am a fan of non-random mutations in human genes. So, there's that. Oh, and congratulations, and I cannot believe this is actually happening. So have you watched Encanto yet? I mean, holy cow. was forced to sit through that.
Starting point is 00:32:20 And, uh, man. But, uh, you know, the one song, we don't talk about Bruno. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Just agonizing. But it is now, the incantosa. We don't talk about Bruno from the soundtrack. Becomes the first Disney song in 29 years to top billboard hot 100 charts. We don't talk about Bruno. Thank you. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Okay, so I was just ask. Go ahead, Corby. Ask me the question. What the fuck is that song about? First of all, please lose your attitude. Okay. Second, the movie Encanto. And Bruno is the kid, the kid that nobody wanted to talk about,
Starting point is 00:33:18 that lived in the walls of this house with rats forever, which is why, we don't talk about Bruno, but then they bring him out, and he, you know, is part of the family. It's just a god-offal. I can't take the movie, man. Just watch the movie in Conto, okay?
Starting point is 00:33:38 It's a musical, it's Disney. It's, I don't know, it's some kind of cross between, what's his face's show, and what's her face's show, that other singing show. It's a cross between them. So you know exactly what is like.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Okay, and one last story about Adele. Okay, don't look at me like that. You either. I don't need you looking at me like that either. I'm fascinated by the story. I don't know, I don't know why. I just am, okay? So now, you know, they've been saying that it was the boyfriend's fault
Starting point is 00:34:13 and that Rich Paul and her were going to break up. And that's why she's been out of her mind crazy. and she's been in her home hiding and remember we said she wasn't going to do the Brit Awards. Well, she is now going to do the Brit Awards. She's decided that she's going to do the Brit Awards. Don't roll your eyes at me. Like you think so, yeah, well, it is a big deal.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Okay. And she also posted about, you know, being there with the boyfriend and stuff. So that means that she's still in love. Okay, so everything is good. So that means that whatever medication she was on or off prior to the Caesar's let down, that medication is now back or gone. And things are looking good in Adele's life.
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Starting point is 00:35:48 I don't know if I should sing happy birthday or not, but I'd like to say happy birthday to Oreos. I didn't realize that Oreo was, well, they're catching up to me. They're 110 years old. Happy birthday to Oreo. They're introducing the newest limited edition flavor. Chocolate confetti cake featuring chocolate cake flavored cream
Starting point is 00:36:17 and sprinkles both on and in the cookie. That doesn't sound too bad. I will say that the Oreo thin mints that were sent to this particular location the other day pretty freaking good. They would have been a lot better with milk, but they're pretty freaking good.
Starting point is 00:36:39 I was only left. I didn't get to try them. No, sorry. I left them out. And, uh, man, too, I wanted to. It's fine. You know what? It's fine. I, man, why do you say something? I thought, oh man, now I'm bummed. Oh, darn it.
Starting point is 00:36:58 And I'd like to say congratulations to McDonald's. They are adding four new menu items for a limited time starting right now. It's already started. It's in. This is the first of February. 2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2. That's today. Tutu, what kind of name is that for a dog?
Starting point is 00:37:16 It's today. It's the first time the fast food chain will be offering hacks. Yeah. Yes. Okay. So you're going to be able to hack yourself land to sea, land, air and sea, crunchy double,
Starting point is 00:37:37 hash brown McMuffin, surf and turf. Now, those of you watching right now, I don't necessarily look that, been a long time so I've eaten that McDonald's man, but it doesn't, oof, the hash brown
Starting point is 00:37:55 McMuffin might be worth it, a breakfast-only option that includes hash-brown, wedged into a sausage McMuffin. Maybe. Yeah, I know. That's really a strange way to put it wedged in. It's just like, you know,
Starting point is 00:38:11 Bobby says, yeah, just shove it in there. Here's your stupid hash brown. I mean, you can probably do it yourself, right? You get the deal, you put the hash brown in it. You know, Chris, that's what, I mean, we've done that forever. That's not a, that's not a strange hack.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Crunchy double. Don't, write your own jokes. This is McDonald's hacks, okay? Crunchy double. Stop it. Crunchy double. Six chicken nuggets. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:44 McDonald's Hacks. Come on over here, crunchy double. Oh, six chicken nuggets. Right smack dab in the middle of a double cheeseburger. Oh, yeah. How about wedging me one of those hash browns and a micamuffin with you? They probably are not going to want me to do their ads. Then you have land, air, and sea with one bun combination of a chicken sandwich,
Starting point is 00:39:27 a Big Mac, and a filet of fish. Ooh, that does not necessarily sound good. Surf and turf. So it does? Combination of chicken sandwich. Big Mac Filet of Fish I mean I'm a fan of the
Starting point is 00:39:44 Filet of Fish every once in a while or they get square fish anyway but it's been a long time so I've eaten at McDonald Surf and Turf
Starting point is 00:39:54 not that I mean I've eaten there you know a few times in my life I know that comes as a surprise Surf and turf this might actually be
Starting point is 00:40:02 a combination of a double cheeseburger and a filet of fish now that's only available through delivery or on the company's app. Ah, the app hacks.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Come on now. But that actually sounds like it might be good. The double cheeseburger and the filet of fish. That might be worth a... I mean, surf and turf, baby. Oh, yeah. Double cheeseburger.
Starting point is 00:40:34 And filet of fish. Comes right to your door. Now you can get it. You back that app up. But either way, surf and turf it. I mean, that doesn't sound bad. That doesn't sound too bad.
Starting point is 00:41:04 So you've got hacks from McDonald's now. You've got hacks from Dunkin' Donuts. You've got hacks from Starbucks and the Cheesecake Factory. What's the hacks from the Cheesecake Factory? Ooh, you just have to sit down. If I say, Cheesecake, Cheesecake, Cheesecake, Cheese. Cheesecake three times, do I get like a giant piece of cheesecake? Yeah, I come wedge it in your mouth.
Starting point is 00:41:25 That might be worth it. And I'm a, oh, man, if that's a delivery app, okay. I don't have to leave the house. It's got the cheesecake hat. I'm all, yeah, okay. Plus, now that we're on food, we have to talk about Ben Salem. And what happened in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania. Now, that's where my wife was born.
Starting point is 00:41:48 I lived there. Technically, I didn't, I don't know that we ever lived in Ben Salem proper. We lived in our, our address was in Levittown, which is right there next to Ben. It's, you know, they're right there. But I feel like I've been to the Golden Corral in Ben Salem. I just don't know if I have or not. But these people in Pennsylvania went crazy. And the story is, is that they went crazy over steak.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Oh. Okay. Now, when you see the footage, or listen to the audio, which you'll be doing here. Okay, so in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania at the Golden Corral, I mean, they're already arguing right now. And they're fighting in the crowd. And now, oh, the kids are running out. Here comes the fight. They picked up the baby seat. And they're throwing the baby seat on the three. B-M-O awesome that isn't over steak okay that's over something else unless is this the one that has the guy at the end I think the one of the news report oh whoa there we go there we go I mean they are tossing tables and shares some people got more no doubt there's some serious injury going on to a couple people
Starting point is 00:43:22 I mean, the place is trash, no. Where's my guy in the road shirt, man? I just let my steak. Where's my steak, guy? Right here. The place is trash. Wow. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:14 What is the steak? That's my bad right there. Oh, what is the state? That's where I think they're talking about. Now, the original story talks about how they were getting low on stage. and then somebody cut the line. So maybe the crowd of people that are videotaped had gone back to the table and was saying,
Starting point is 00:44:39 you cut my line, I want my sake, that's my mistake. Maybe that happened. But I feel like that's not the real cause of that big fight. I mean, that was a melee, man, a Golden Corral. And I mean, I've been in some tense situations in buffets before. I mean, that's a fact. At one point, they ran out of potatoes at one buffet restaurant I was at, and it wasn't pretty.
Starting point is 00:45:05 But we didn't do a melee. I mean, it would not have been, I'm not for destroying the restaurant. I'm here to eat. I'm here to eat all I can. I don't want to have to worry about that. But I will say it's not going to surprise me if we find out that this, This happened because of something else, not because of,
Starting point is 00:45:36 I want it with my steak. And we have one more story about another female at a theme park being asked, hey, you are too hot. And you're showing too much of your breasts. You're going to have to cover up or leave. So this model says she was asked to cover up her big breasts so that people could feel comfortable
Starting point is 00:45:59 because they made people feel uncomfortable. I don't know who the hell is going to a theme park and thinking that seeing this female walking around with this top on is uncomfortable? A new. No, it is not. Now, maybe the guy is busy looking at her and the wife is saying, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:46:23 Would you cover those things up? So Whitney visited Universal Studios in Orlando. Huh. Somebody else is there at this time, too. So the motto claims that an employee informed her that she's going to have to cover up. You're going to have to cover those things up, baby. Yeah, we can't let you walk around here like that. No.
Starting point is 00:46:50 Sorry. And she took a picture of what she was wearing. I mean, first of all, you're in Florida. So you see it everywhere in Florida. That's why you're in Florida, by the way. So, I mean, are you really uncomfortable? All right.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Just stuck. Because we had this story not long ago, where the lady had to cover up, she had to put on a t-shirt, same kind of thing. And she was the mom with her kid. And I mean, what's going on? with Disney. How dare they? How dare they? People are feeling
Starting point is 00:47:34 uncomfortable by looking at big breasts? This is not America I know. This is not the America I know. And we know I told you how, I mean, I told you the actual fact not long ago on this very show. Women
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