Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 799 | You Just Wedge It In There!?
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
So I'm recording from the Blaze Studios, the Mercury Studios in Texas today.
And I just got done doing Pat Unleashed.
I've been filling in for Pat, who is on vacation all week.
And the television producer side of Pat's show,
Rob won't leave the room until I promote his.
silly website.
Exactly.
So, hey.
I am holding chewing the fat hostage.
So welcome to chewing the fat.
Oh, I'm so glad to be here.
First time for everything.
So, uh, you have a show?
Yes.
And, uh, it's called TV's Rob is Unwoke.
Wow, that's a.
Or just Unwoke.
Do you have a, any kind of meetings or anything to name that?
focus groups or anything
yes
just come up that out
it was researched
we had
paid thousands of dollars
for market research
and a panel
and a focus group
and questionnaires
I'm almost interested
so
when
could you do your show
how do I listen to it
is there a way
is there
much like chewing the fat
it is available
wherever podcasts are sold
okay
especially where the
free ones are found. So, I mean, really, I could just, if I wanted to follow you on one of your
social media accounts, let's say, I don't know, Twitter, what would that be? At TV's Robb official.
Had to be a focus group for that name, too, wasn't there? Absolutely. All right, so how often do you do
TV's Rob is on woke podcast? It's usually weekly. Right now it's on hiatus because of COVID.
Hiatus. Hiatus. You know, you got to take a break between,
Queen of Season.
So new episode drops later today, actually.
Okay, well, those of you listening live today is the second of February, 2022.
So that show will be available by the time you hear this.
That your show will be available.
Do you do the show with any other people, or you just come on and just, are you
unwoke all by yourself?
Sometimes my wife will actually come on and give me a hard time.
but then I actually open it up to the general audience
if they want to come on and participate on the show
they're able to do it just by hitting me up
through the website or on Twitter.
Is the website TV's Rob is onwoke.com?
I made that real easy. It's unwokepod.com.
So it's real easy to remember.
So I can go to the website and I can say,
yeah, I want to be on your show
and then you get a hold of them when you do your show.
Exactly.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't care that much about it.
I know.
You can listen to it there, though, or you could watch it.
Wow, you have video too?
Sometimes.
Oh, my gosh.
What the hell is going on in America when TV's...
TV's Rob.
On woke.
It's on woke, yep.
It's doing all of that.
Incredible.
Incredible.
It's amazing what technology can do.
Have I promoted this thing enough to get out of here?
Because I really just want him gone and he won't leave.
Hey, thanks for coming in, Rob.
I was waiting for you to say, get your shit and go.
Get your shit and go.
There you go.
Get out.
Well, then I'll see you next week, Jeffie.
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
Yeah, thank you.
I hate to go and leave this pretty side.
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
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Wow, did you see that there's a new world record
for the longest distance lightning flash.
Now, my wife takes pictures,
and every time there's a lightning storm,
she's out taking pictures of lightning,
and she's got some great shots.
In fact, I have one of my favorite lightning shots
that she took.
I have hanging up in my office.
Framed, we blew up, it's beautiful, I love it.
But it ain't this.
I mean, she's nothing.
Sad, actually, I'm embarrassed for her now.
So, 477 miles.
I've seen some pretty big lightning bolts.
When I lived in Florida,
on the Gulf of Mexico,
I mean,
we've seen huge lightning storms
that were, I mean, tremendous,
beautiful lightning bolts
shooting across the sky.
I don't think they were 477 miles long.
Maybe they were.
But this one stretched
from near Corpus Christi, Texas,
across Louisiana and into the skies over South Mississippi.
That's a pretty big lightning bolt.
That's a pretty big lightning flash.
So, I mean, just, hey, congratulations to that lightning bolt.
Be careful on the roads out there.
I know we've got the big storms going on and everything's happening,
but we also have a new national crisis.
I know.
I know.
You know what it is?
Driving.
I know.
Wait, driving is a national crisis?
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, it's driving and then crashing and dying.
That maybe actually will be the crisis.
So the number of people who died in motor vehicles
went to 31,720 people for the first time,
over the first nine months of 2021.
So I know in the story, they say surged to 31,720.
That's from, you know, hey, the government reported, so we got to believe it.
So it's the biggest nine month tally in 15 years.
It's also, and I've just, I got to say these numbers because I want to make sure it's 12% higher in the same time frame in 2020,
making it the biggest percentage increase over a nine-month period
since they began keeping records in 1975.
So everyone thought that the number, you know,
was a lot higher than 2020 because of the lower traffic deaths in 2020.
But that really wasn't true.
U.S. traffic fatalities in 2020 jumped to their highest levels since 2007.
but there were less people driving on the roads in 2020.
They were saying that 13%.
13%.
That seems like a, that's a lot less lower.
I got to make sure I word this right.
I would feel like there would be less people on the roads.
So that means that there was 87% of the people still on the roads.
I feel like that should be.
a lot lower.
I feel like during the
pandemic there would be like
maybe 50% still on the roads, right?
Because the roads around here, man.
It was nice.
It was nice when you're out there driving, man,
during the pandemic.
I mean, when the pandemic
really was over
here in Texas,
you went out to go somewhere
and you realize, oh crap.
Now I got to be back
to my old time schedule again
and, you know,
make sure that's
a count on traffic being there.
stopping for the lights, waiting for the cars to come through,
instead of nobody out there.
It was nice.
Anyway, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration,
the NHTSA, has cited more reckless driving since the pandemic began.
Driver's not wearing seatbelts, blowing through speed limits.
Well, yeah.
I mean, I can't imagine not.
I know that we've had the argument about seatbelts and not wearing, but I can't imagine getting in my car and not putting on a seatbelt.
I mean, that's just habit.
You know, I mean, I can't imagine my kids.
It's just, it's part of the deal, right?
I mean, you go from a car seat to a seatbelt and then you're a seatbelt.
You don't go anywhere without a seatbelt on moving in an automobile.
Anyway, it's just, I realize, you're not telling me what to do.
I can't have it.
It's restricting my movement.
I mean, I don't even have a fat guy extender in my car.
It still works.
Although,
extender might be a little bit more comfy now that I think about it.
But I can't imagine driving a little seatbelt.
But now the speeding I get, right?
So you have 13% less cars on the road.
Are you going to drive the same speed limit when nobody's on the road?
How about no?
I mean, it would seem to be to me that if you were out there on the road and you're driving fast,
faster than normal, and you got into an accident, perhaps the damage would be more.
But what do I know?
However, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, you know him, you love him,
who called the surge in road deaths a national crisis.
And I'm quoting Pete here now.
Blaming humans won't solve anything.
All right.
Let's blame goats.
That's the goats fault.
Yeah, let's blame the goats.
That's what we'll do.
I mean, blaming humans won't solve anything.
Okay, then what do we do?
Oh, well, people make mistakes,
according to Pete, but human mistakes don't always have to be lethal.
Hey, thank you, Pete.
Appreciate it.
According to Pete, the key to bringing down traffic deaths is a combo.
This is Pete thinking right here.
This is why he is Transportation Secretary right here.
Bringing down traffic desks is a combo of redesigning roads
to be safer,
boosting safety standards
for vehicles,
and incorporating technology
like automating braking
into vehicles.
Okay, well, I'm pretty sure
we've got those things.
Yeah, we've got automated braking systems.
Yeah, my automating
braking system is my wife.
Or me, actually, if I'm a
rider. If I'm a passenger
that I'm like, whoa, hey.
Hey, I try not to, though.
It's difficult to be not to be a
backseat driver, even if you're in the
when you can't be a backseat driver if you're in
the passenger side of front car vehicle, but
you can because you know what you mean when you're a
backseat driver. Anyway, so
and redesigning roads to be safer.
What does that actually mean?
Redesigning roads to be
safer. It's what it says, Jeff, make the road safer. What don't you understand?
I don't understand. I don't know what that means. I got, I'm not, I'm not Pete Buttigieg smart.
I apologize. But I don't understand. I'd like to, I'd like to pick Pete's brain and see exactly
what he means by that. And boosting safety standards for vehicles. Oh, that always works out well
for the consumer when the government starts
doing more regulations on vehicles
because they haven't done enough of that.
So be prepared
to pay more money for your vehicle.
And maybe that's where we're at.
Roads will be safer
when they're built for
public transportation
and not your nasty single
homemade family little car
over there. Yeah, homemade.
Yeah, you know those homemade cars
like Teslas.
You see where Elon's pissed.
Elon's pissed at Biden because he won't mention Tesla.
I mean, I don't blame him for being pissed.
Because remember he had tweeted when Biden was talking about GM
and being on the cusp on the cutting edge of electric vehicles.
And Elon had quoted, was that a White House tweet?
I don't remember if there was a White House tweet or Biden's separate tweet,
but same thing.
He had tweeted.
video of him talking with General Motors CEO Mary Barra.
And companies like GM and Ford are building more electric vehicles here at home than ever before.
And Musk responded to the tweet.
He quote tweeted, starts with a T, ends with an A, E-S-L in the middle.
Biden will not talk about Tesla.
And I don't get it because Elon is.
the guy, right? He's the guy that's doing what he wants. It's just amazing. So Elon's a little unhappy
with our president. He's happy to say so, which I'm not opposed to. Go ahead. And he believes that
and get this. This is where Elon is good. I mean, he thinks that, you know, president, our president,
Joseph Robinette by
is treating us,
the American people.
Now, this is Elon, not me, okay?
He's, well, he's treating you like fools.
He's treating Americans like fools.
So, that's Elon, not me.
And, poof.
I can't believe someone would actually think
that our president was treating people.
People like fools.
Huh.
Weird.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink.
Oh my gosh.
I don't care what the weather is.
Hot, cold, whatever.
That is good stuff right there.
So today is, if you're listening live,
is February 2nd, 2020.
2.2.
Two, two.
And actually it's two, two, two, two, two.
Two, two.
So, I mean, there's a bunch of damn twos.
But I reminded, there used to be a radio show on in Miami, Rick and Suds.
And I think Suds.
Yeah, Rick and Suds.
Afternoon Drive, WIOD, 610, WIOD, great rate.
Those guys were great.
And anyway, and so they used to do a bit, though, that Rick,
had a dog named Tutu
and that was a bit
and then there would be a caller
would call ever so often
and it was part of the radio bid
I got it
but you know just a random call
and the call would
end up saying
making Rick the object is to make
Rick say
Tutu
so that the caller would say
Tutu what kind of name is that for a dog
It was just a stupid afternoon drive funny bit, a reoccurring bit for the show, for the inside listeners, you know.
And so then the guy would, hey, Rick, how are you doing?
I was working on my car today.
And, you know, I ended up getting this.
And so, and he ended up trying to get Rick to say two, two.
And it was just funny.
And that's all I could think of when I start seeing all these damn twos.
Tutu?
What kind of name is that for a dog?
Welcome to the mind of me.
Okay, so we talked this morning on Pet Show about Whoopi Goldberg being suspended for two whole weeks.
Bad, Wippie, bad.
Go home and you think about what you said about the Nazis and the Jews and the Holocaust.
You say, you go there, okay?
So that's sad news.
And I'm really torn between that because I'm happy, you know, whatever.
It's Whoopi Goldberg.
Do we do...
Is it really...
Do we really care
what Whoopi Goldberg says?
And they were talking on that stupid show of The View.
And, you know, so be it.
However, that having been said,
Good! How do you like it?
So, you know, that's the way it goes.
But we had that sad news.
And then we got more sad news.
Rachel Maddow is going to go on hiatus.
dry your eyes.
I know.
Dry your eyes.
Seriously.
Now, she's just taking a little time off.
She's going to focus on a movie.
Is she?
She's going to focus on podcast projects.
Yeah, I mean, those are, whew, man,
you know how difficult it is.
Put this thing together every day.
And she's also part of some sort of film
directed by Ben Stiller.
So, man, that'll be good.
And you want to go see a good film with Rachel Maddow in it?
That's what I want to do, tell you that.
So there's nothing I want more than to see Rachel Maddow.
I was, did you see the, I got an, I don't know where I've, this guy,
where did I see this story about Christian Bell?
Speaking of Rachel Maddow in a movie.
so I this guy
oh I know it was a story about the guy
so Kristen Bell is in a new Netflix show
it's called
the woman in the house across the street
from the girl in the window
okay and the story is this guy
tweeted
Christian saying hey
you're gonna you gotta apologize to me
I was watching it with my mom
and apparently there's this big sex scene
with Christian Bell in it.
And it's Christian Bell, right?
Kristen with a K.
Christian Bell.
What am I saying wrong?
Not Christian.
Kristen.
Same thing.
Christian, Kristen.
Amorph a phallus.
Yeah, Bell.
And so there's a sex scene in episode five of this show.
So, now I had not seen it.
I hadn't made it.
episode five yet of the woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window.
And so I'll be darned.
I went there.
Because Kristen replied to this guy, did I say it again?
Kristen replied to this man's tweet, which, you know, sorry, dude.
And that's good promotion for her and I love it.
And now everybody went to, you know, episode five of Kristen's show,
the woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window to see the scene, which I did.
And it's okay.
I mean, it's not bad.
I might have to go back and look at it again just to make sure that it was what I thought it was to begin with.
You don't normally see her like that, which makes it, you know, a little bit more interesting.
But anyway, it's worth if you want to go.
Check out, you know, Kristen Bell,
taking care of a little bidness in the woman in the house across the street
from the girl in the window, episode five.
Now, do I want to see Rachel Maddow like that?
I'm not going to turn away, and I may actually search out the episode,
but really the answer is no, I don't.
Oh, and who died today?
Who died today?
Moses J. Mosley
died
today. Moses J.
Mosily. Now, if you say it to yourself,
and I'm confused a little if you are,
who is Moses J. Mosley?
Well, he portrayed one of the zombies on the Walking Dead.
Oh, him!
See?
Doesn't that mean he was dead already?
Hey.
Okay, first of all, that's not funny, okay, because the Walking Dead isn't real, all right?
And by the way, Walking Dead, part two of the final season is starting here in a couple weeks,
so that means talking Walking Dead will be back with Jason and my son Maximus as well.
Just a side note promotion.
However, this guy, and I know that, oh, could you kill him?
If he's a while, I thought he was already dead, you can't kill him.
I was, duh, but that's not real life.
By the way, he was dead.
He was just a walker.
Anyway, he apparently, I don't know that we actually know why he died,
but he's like 31 years old.
And everyone loved him.
Of course they did.
Now, he was a walker on Walking Dead.
And this is how much, I mean, how much he's been a part of Walking Dead.
He was 2012 to 2015.
Huh?
So, I mean, that's that's that he actually was one of the slave walkers of Michones.
So that actually was a good gig.
I got to give him to that.
That was fun.
And he was in Hunger Games catching fire, queen of the South, which is, you know, fun
Watch and Watchman, which everybody was saying how great it was and, eh, eh, not sure.
Anyway, his death is currently being investigated after he went missing.
So could be a little bit of a problem.
Just saying.
Anyway, rest in peace.
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Attempted coup happened,
and it's a terrible thing
to have happened.
Now, the
government palace
in the capital
erupted in gunfire.
You know, like coups actually
happened.
That's what happens.
with coups.
This was in, and you may not have heard about it,
this was in Guinea-Bissau.
And when you say to yourself,
Guinea-Bissau, where is Guinea-Bissau?
Okay, so this is my hand, all right?
And this is Africa.
All right?
And so this is Africa, and Guinea-Bissau is right here.
All right?
That's where it's at.
All right.
Now, the attempted coup,
President Umaro Sissasco Amballo
later said that the situation was under control
though some members of the security forces
had been killed
those members were the members that were trying to take my man down
if of course President Umarro Sissaso Amballo is a man
they were trying to take it down
so that's why it's an attempted coup
and it is the fourth time
and things are not well
in
the name of this country again?
Guinea-Bissau
things are not well there
so this is the fourth time
either a successful
or failed coup
has transpired
in 18 months
I mean things are not well
in Guinea-Bissue
now when you think about this you'd think
well I got the
I got the thinking
I mean
you don't read about this happening in Papa Guinea
Papa Guinea
it's Papa New Guinea
you don't read about this I mean things are
Papa New Gandhi keeps the hammer down
man
so I was thinking
I was actually so
Guinea Bissau
is over here in Africa
and I was thinking
hey that's
his
is like south of Papa,
north of Papa, east of Papa,
but actually Papa is way down here.
So Guinea-Bissau is really,
I mean, they're just latching on to Papa New Guinea's name
because Papa New Guinea's over here in Australia
and down there in the Philippines.
The way over there.
so but maybe they should take some notes
gini bissau from papa
I don't know I've just asked questions
so are you a fan of guinea coos or
I want to be clear
I am not a fan of any kind of guinea coup
I don't care if it's the new guinea coup
if it's the Papa guinea coup
if it's the guinea besaw ginnikou
not a fan of Guinea coos.
Okay, let's be, I want to make sure
that is a hundred percent clear.
I am not a fan of Guinea coos.
And as long as we were talking about,
you know, we're hanging out in Africa,
I see where first evidence
of a non-random mutation
in human genes have been observed.
So according to a new study,
researchers,
probably related to Christian Bell,
say an anti-malarial mutation
arises preferentially in African populations
without being inherited from parents.
All right then.
There's nothing I want more than mutations,
non-random mutations in human genes happening.
Did you think I was going to say more?
I mean, that's, there's nothing.
I think I want more than that to happen.
I want non-random.
I am a fan, okay?
I'm not a fan of Guinea coos,
but I am a fan of non-random mutations in human genes.
So, there's that.
Oh, and congratulations, and I cannot believe this is actually happening.
So have you watched Encanto yet?
I mean, holy cow.
was forced to sit through that.
And, uh,
man.
But,
uh,
you know,
the one song,
we don't talk about Bruno.
Ugh.
Just agonizing.
But it is now,
the incantosa.
We don't talk about Bruno from the soundtrack.
Becomes the first Disney song in 29 years to top billboard hot 100 charts.
We don't talk about Bruno.
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, so I was just ask.
Go ahead, Corby.
Ask me the question.
What the fuck is that song about?
First of all, please lose your attitude.
Okay.
Second, the movie Encanto.
And Bruno is the kid, the kid that nobody wanted to talk about,
that lived in the walls of this house with rats forever,
which is why,
we don't talk about Bruno,
but then they bring him out,
and he, you know, is part of the family.
It's just a god-offal.
I can't take the movie, man.
Just watch the movie in Conto, okay?
It's a musical, it's Disney.
It's, I don't know,
it's some kind of cross between,
what's his face's show,
and what's her face's show,
that other singing show.
It's a cross between them.
So you know exactly what is like.
Okay, and one last story about Adele.
Okay, don't look at me like that.
You either.
I don't need you looking at me like that either.
I'm fascinated by the story.
I don't know, I don't know why.
I just am, okay?
So now, you know, they've been saying that it was the boyfriend's fault
and that Rich Paul and her were going to break up.
And that's why she's been out of her mind crazy.
and she's been in her home hiding
and remember we said she wasn't going to do the Brit Awards.
Well, she is now going to do the Brit Awards.
She's decided that she's going to do the Brit Awards.
Don't roll your eyes at me.
Like you think so, yeah, well, it is a big deal.
Okay.
And she also posted about, you know, being there with the boyfriend and stuff.
So that means that she's still in love.
Okay, so everything is good.
So that means that whatever medication she was on or off
prior to the Caesar's let down,
that medication is now back or gone.
And things are looking good in Adele's life.
I mean, I figured it out for you.
You're welcome.
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featuring chocolate cake flavored cream
and sprinkles both on and in the cookie.
That doesn't sound too bad.
I will say that the Oreo thin mints
that were sent to this particular location the other day
pretty freaking good.
They would have been a lot better
with milk,
but they're pretty freaking good.
I was only left. I didn't get to try them.
No, sorry. I left them out.
And, uh, man,
too, I wanted to.
It's fine. You know what? It's fine.
I, man, why do you say something?
I thought, oh man, now I'm bummed.
Oh, darn it.
And I'd like to say congratulations to McDonald's.
They are adding four new menu items for a limited time starting right now.
It's already started.
It's in.
This is the first of February.
2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2.
That's today.
Tutu, what kind of name is that for a dog?
It's today.
It's the first time the fast food chain will be offering hacks.
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
So you're going to be able to hack yourself land to sea, land,
air and sea,
crunchy double,
hash brown McMuffin,
surf and turf.
Now, those of you
watching right now,
I don't necessarily
look that, been a long time so I've eaten that
McDonald's man, but
it doesn't, oof, the hash brown
McMuffin might be
worth it, a breakfast-only option
that includes hash-brown,
wedged into a sausage McMuffin.
Maybe.
Yeah, I know.
That's really a strange way to put it wedged in.
It's just like, you know,
Bobby says,
yeah, just shove it in there.
Here's your stupid hash brown.
I mean, you can probably do it yourself, right?
You get the deal, you put the hash brown in it.
You know, Chris, that's what, I mean,
we've done that forever.
That's not a, that's not a strange hack.
Crunchy double.
Don't, write your own jokes.
This is McDonald's hacks, okay?
Crunchy double.
Stop it.
Crunchy double.
Six chicken nuggets.
Oh, yeah.
McDonald's Hacks.
Come on over here, crunchy double.
Oh, six chicken nuggets.
Right smack dab in the middle of a double cheeseburger.
Oh, yeah.
How about wedging me one of those hash browns and a micamuffin with you?
They probably are not going to want me to do their ads.
Then you have land, air, and sea with one bun combination of a chicken sandwich,
a Big Mac, and a filet of fish.
Ooh, that does not necessarily sound good.
Surf and turf.
So it does?
Combination of chicken sandwich.
Big Mac
Filet of Fish
I mean I'm a fan of the
Filet of Fish
every once in a while
or they get square fish
anyway
but
it's been a long time
so I've eaten at McDonald
Surf and Turf
not that I mean
I've eaten there
you know a few times
in my life
I know that comes
as a surprise
Surf and turf
this might actually be
a combination of a double
cheeseburger
and a filet of fish
now that's only
available through delivery
or on the
company's app.
Ah, the app hacks.
Come on now.
But that actually sounds like it might be good.
The double cheeseburger and the filet of fish.
That might be worth a...
I mean,
surf and turf, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Double cheeseburger.
And filet of fish.
Comes right to your door.
Now you can get it.
You back that app up.
But either way,
surf and turf it.
I mean, that doesn't sound bad.
That doesn't sound too bad.
So you've got hacks from McDonald's now.
You've got hacks from Dunkin' Donuts.
You've got hacks from Starbucks and the Cheesecake Factory.
What's the hacks from the Cheesecake Factory?
Ooh, you just have to sit down.
If I say, Cheesecake, Cheesecake, Cheesecake, Cheese.
Cheesecake three times, do I get like a giant piece of cheesecake?
Yeah, I come wedge it in your mouth.
That might be worth it.
And I'm a, oh, man, if that's a delivery app, okay.
I don't have to leave the house.
It's got the cheesecake hat.
I'm all, yeah, okay.
Plus, now that we're on food, we have to talk about Ben Salem.
And what happened in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania.
Now, that's where my wife was born.
I lived there.
Technically, I didn't, I don't know that we ever lived in Ben Salem proper.
We lived in our, our address was in Levittown, which is right there next to Ben.
It's, you know, they're right there.
But I feel like I've been to the Golden Corral in Ben Salem.
I just don't know if I have or not.
But these people in Pennsylvania went crazy.
And the story is, is that they went crazy over steak.
Oh. Okay. Now, when you see the footage, or listen to the audio, which you'll be doing here.
Okay, so in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania at the Golden Corral, I mean, they're already arguing right now.
And they're fighting in the crowd. And now, oh, the kids are running out. Here comes the fight.
They picked up the baby seat. And they're throwing the baby seat on the three.
B-M-O awesome that isn't over steak okay that's over something else unless
is this the one that has the guy at the end I think the one of the news report
oh whoa there we go there we go I mean they are tossing tables and shares
some people got more no doubt there's some serious injury going on to a couple people
I mean, the place is trash, no.
Where's my guy in the road shirt, man?
I just let my steak.
Where's my steak, guy?
Right here.
The place is trash.
Wow.
Oh.
What is the steak?
That's my bad right there.
Oh, what is the state?
That's where I think they're talking about.
Now, the original story talks about how they were getting low on stage.
and then somebody cut the line.
So maybe the crowd of people that are videotaped
had gone back to the table and was saying,
you cut my line, I want my sake, that's my mistake.
Maybe that happened.
But I feel like that's not the real cause of that big fight.
I mean, that was a melee, man, a Golden Corral.
And I mean, I've been in some tense situations in buffets before.
I mean, that's a fact.
At one point, they ran out of potatoes at one buffet restaurant I was at,
and it wasn't pretty.
But we didn't do a melee.
I mean, it would not have been, I'm not for destroying the restaurant.
I'm here to eat.
I'm here to eat all I can.
I don't want to have to worry about that.
But I will say it's not going to surprise me if we find out that this,
This happened because of something else,
not because of,
I want it with my steak.
And we have one more story about another female
at a theme park being asked,
hey, you are too hot.
And you're showing too much of your breasts.
You're going to have to cover up or leave.
So this model says she was asked to cover up her big breasts
so that people could feel comfortable
because they made people feel uncomfortable.
I don't know who the hell is going to a theme park
and thinking that seeing this female
walking around with this top on is uncomfortable?
A new.
No, it is not.
Now, maybe the guy is busy looking at her
and the wife is saying, what are you doing?
Would you cover those things up?
So Whitney visited Universal Studios in Orlando.
Huh.
Somebody else is there at this time, too.
So the motto claims that an employee informed her that she's going to have to cover up.
You're going to have to cover those things up, baby.
Yeah, we can't let you walk around here like that.
No.
Sorry.
And she took a picture of what she was wearing.
I mean,
first of all, you're in Florida.
So you see it everywhere in Florida.
That's why you're in Florida, by the way.
So, I mean, are you really uncomfortable?
All right.
Just stuck.
Because we had this story not long ago, where the lady had to cover up,
she had to put on a t-shirt, same kind of thing.
And she was the mom with her kid.
And I mean, what's going on?
with Disney. How dare they?
How dare they?
People are feeling
uncomfortable by looking at
big breasts?
This is not America I know.
This is not the America I know.
And we know I told you
how, I mean, I told you the actual fact
not long ago on this very show.
Women
with larger breasts
are generally more successful than men with large breasts.
Facts are facts.
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People assume that I'm like this pervert.
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How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma at other people?
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