Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 80 | Fat Pile Friday: Digging Through the Fat & Dinosaur Bones For Sale

Episode Date: April 19, 2019

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Please don't let go. Please don't let go. Words from the National Association of Balloon Artists and Suppliers. As they want people to stop releasing balloons into the air. Good luck. All right. Well, we got Fat Pile Friday for you. Welcome along for the ride on chewing the fat.

Appreciate it. We might as well, you know, just dive right into the fat pile. No problem. It's an Oklahoma man. arrested after allegedly trying to hide a propane tank down his pants at Walmart. I almost just want to leave that as the headline. We just do a couple of crime headlines done wrong. You know what?

In the fat pile, let's just do that. Let's do that. Let's do these three. All right, we'll just do these two. We'll start with the Fat Pile Friday with just the headlines of these three, all right? Oklahoma man arrested after allegedly trying to hide. propane tank down his pants at Walmart. Man arrested for stripping in Wisconsin Walmart while his mom chases dog around the store.

Does karate. Bad do I want to read about more about that story? But I'm not. Just headlines. This amazingly not in a Walmart. Underwear-clad Florida man tries to break into elderly woman's car. Then meets her baseball bat. Yeah, those last two I do want to read a little bit more.

But no, no, just the headlines here on Fat Pile Friday for those particular stories. Another story that's been sitting in the Fat Pile that is a sad story, but I have to do it because it's also there's some funny parts to it. Ian Cognito, the comedian, and of course you look at me like, Jeff, why did you say it like I wouldn't know who he was? Of course, you know who Ian Cognito is the comedian. Duh. He's a 60-year-old comic, was on stage and had a heart attack and died right on stage. Now, he did what,

there's a couple good things from this story, outside of the sad thing that he actually died. He was performing, doing what he loved, in front of a live audience. He joked around, he wasn't feeling that good before the show, but he said, I'm going to go out on stage, I got to do the show. He joked around during the set.

about his health and actually said, imagine if I died in front of you a lot right here. Now, he sat down on the stage and started like he wasn't feeling good, started figuring out of stage. As a,

if you remember that audience, I, with the rest of the audience, thought, it's kind of a weird bit, but he's just joking, I guess. You know, yay. Good enough. I mean, man, he's doing a great job of pretending he has a heart attack.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This is what a heart is. I think I'm having, I'll just sit down here. I don't feel good. I think I'm just going to, it's going to have a pretend like I'm having a heart attack here. No problem.

And then the owner of the club decided after a few minutes, like, you know, that's probably, I had to go check on him. Let's see what's up. So he said, I expected him when I went up on stage when I touched his arm, I expected them to go, boo. Only, no, he didn't go, boo. He didn't move at all. And there were some nurses in the audience that began, you know, giving him some CPR. And then the ambulance was called. Nope.

No go. Yeah. The analyst was called nurses. No, they couldn't revive them. They couldn't revive them. I'm guessing. I keep the music going on. He couldn't be revived because audience members waited too long to try to revive him

after they weren't sure if he was actually dying or not on stage. Ian Kinney. What's his name? Oh, Cognito. Ian Cognito. Dead at the age of 60. Yeah. Yeah.

Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. He was really funny and he was loved by a lot of people and it's very sad to see him die. And obviously you don't want anyone to die. But if you're going to go, you're supposed to go with what you, what you love, right? He wouldn't want to go out running a jackhammer. He's a comedian.

He wants to go out on stage, telling jokes, and making people laugh. That's what you'd want to do, right? All right, fat pile Friday, chewing the fat. Be sure to subscribe to Chewing the Fat with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. Subscribe. Then you can rate and review and share and do all that other funny stuff. But first and foremost, subscribe to the podcast. It's, we've gone, look, we've gone out of our way for you.

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420 is that special pot smoking day time. So you get not only do you get 420 twice in the day, then you get the date to 420. It's amazing. And to celebrate, Carl's Jr. is selling a CBD-infused burger. The Rocky Mountain High Cheeseburger Delight. Yay! I mean, if you're not stone before you go to Carl's Jr.

To pick up your Rocky Mountain High Cheeseburger Delight, you will be when you leave. It'll just order an extra order of fries. Say, yep, I want the Rocky Mountain High Cheeseburger Delight with an extra order of fries. Okay, right now I just want the burger and fries But if I go in and I have This

The pot burger I'm gonna want some more fries So I want the Rocky Mountain High Cheeseburger Delight please Yeah I want fries and a chocolate shake And then I'd like an extra order of fries and shake Only don't give that to me until I'm almost done with the first round okay Just really really good All right so researchers have

of now uncovered dinosaur skin. I guess it's traces of a set of one-inch long footprints near Jinju in South Korea. I mean, I don't know if you've ever been to Jinju, but this time of year, shuf, gorgeous. So finding well-preserved dinosaur soft tissue such as skin and bones is a rare occurrence. Now, we have this place in Jinju. South Korea. Thank you.

That has found traces of dinosaur skin. All right. Now, I don't know if you are familiar with pirate gold coins on eBay. But he or she, pirate gold coins, I'm guessing is a he because the fossil hunter, Alan Dietrich, who I'm guessing is pirate gold coins on eBay. is selling his T-Rex fossils on eBay. All right. Thank you.

And now you tie that up with South Korea's Jid-Jew skin. We're closer to the South. We're closer to Jurassic Park now. So you can get the baby T-Rex for 2.95 million. dollars. It doesn't on eBay it doesn't look like the bids are open but the asking price

is 2.59 million. Plus 62 for shipping. I feel like plus 62,000, just 62 bucks for shipping? That's got to be a really small dinosaur man for 62. Is that like the post? I've got to go by

now I've got to get the postal service. It's like just a regular charge in a box. She's going to throw it in the That's the $50 box Put the bones What's in there? Do you want to insure it? Yeah, they're just dinosaur bones

Don't worry about it So the scientific world is all pissed off They're all mad at pirate gold coins And the Mr. Dietrich, the fossil hunter I have to make a point real quick Sorry, I'll let you get back to it That's 62 expedited shipping

The Triceratops he's selling as well 20,000 shipping $20,000 to ship. Okay, so... I have no clue. All right, so he's selling a Triceratops for $890,000. You can get that for just under a million. A piece of cake.

But it's going to cost you $20,000 to ship it. And it's only going to cost you... It's got to be $62,000. It says $62. It's actually $61, 65 expedited shipping. And you would get it next month. for the baby T-Rex. I mean, is that,

is that, that's got to be like the, the womb baby T-Rex, really small little T-Rex? That's amazing. I mean, and this, anyway,

my point is the scientific world is all pissed at it because they want to be able to research it and they can't believe that he's selling it and, uh,

it should be on display. And it could be, we need to, we need to, uh, be able to study it and, and be in our own little circles. It shouldn't be,

I'm tough. Shut up. Ain't nobody got time for that? Buy your own. You want to study the baby T-Rex, buy it. Two, almost three million. I bet you if you just put it out the eBay right now, okay. Hey, pirate gold coins.

I'll give you three million. He'd probably throw in the $62 bucks shipping. I'm just guessing he probably would. I am going to have to look into the, into the Triceratops and the shipping debacle, though. No question. I mean, it's Fat Pile Friday. We don't necessarily need to go to the break room,

but we might as well because I am thirsty, man. I'll tell you what, I need to drink my Coca-Cola Zero sugar even on Fat Pile Friday. Oh my gosh. You have no idea. As long as we're walking over to the break room, I'll just say that I know that you heard a voice that you may not have heard before on the podcast, and that is Taylor. Chris apparently had some

He's got some kid issue He's got to go take care of Whatever it is Did he lose him again? I don't even want to do I didn't want to get into specifics Because I don't want him to get in trouble Any more than he already is

But I just want to say Taylor The voice you hear is Taylor And so welcome to chewing the fat Thanks for at least filling in In and taking over Chris Sounds really sarcastic But I'll take it No no

Your face looks sarcastic podcast audience can't see it, but I can see it. You're like, oh, thanks. Thanks for filling in. Thanks for existing behind the board. Anyway, Netflix, I've been looking at this story. The reason this is the story's in the fat box, I'm trying to figure out why they would do such a thing.

And so then I actually read the story and I figured it out. Amazing, right? So the headline is Netflix to publish magazine as it chases Hollywood Awards. And I'm thinking, why is Netflix a cutting edge on today's world? They're going to cut a magazine? Magazines are dead. What are you guys doing? However, what this is is they're going to

The working title for the magazine is wide And they want to promote programs and stars Ahead of this year's Emmys. So this is their way You can count on them doing this for the Oscars too. They'll have a big one for the Oscars They want to slam Spielberg and the rest of them Helen Mirren

And the rest of them that want to bash Netflix Because they're getting awards And they're just a streaming service. They're not actually film business. They're just streaming. Yeah, well, get over yourself, Helen and Stephen, because Netflix is today now and you're yesterday. So let's move on.

So I'm looking forward to seeing. I can't wait to see WIDE, although I probably, I'm not part of the TV Guild. Probably won't get the copy of Wide. Speaking of Hollywood, Jason Mamoa, you love Jason, Momoa, Aquaman. Haldrago. A big story of him shaving for the first time in like six years.

Since 2012, he hasn't shaved. Amazing. Right? The guy's had this beard forever. Hasn't shaved. And you think, oh, how cool. He hasn't shaved since 2012. Is he shaving for cancer?

Is he shaving for cancer awareness? A lot of times people, you know, shave their heads and shave their beards because people who are going through cancer treatments lose their hair. so they have wigs made from real hair. Are they doing this for little kids, to make wigs for little kids? You know, what are they raising awareness for? And the 39-year-old is raising awareness.

Of course, he wouldn't shave his beard. Jason Mamo, it would be silly. You'd think that he would shave his beard without it being to raise awareness for something. Cancer patients? No. No, that's too easy. Little kids that are struggling with now.

You know, maybe make some dolls with some real. No, that's not it. Now, he's raising awareness about plastic killing the planet. Jason, what are you doing? He sent out a little clip thing I shaved, and you can see him walking through this littered area. He has his own water in a can instead of a plastic bottle. He insisted that aluminum is completely recyclable

and encouraged others to do the same by drinking out of cans instead of bottles. Yep, I agree with you. And let's make the switch to infinitely recyclable aluminum. All right. So all that means is that they, you know, you're just using the same thing over and over and over again. And that, you know, works for a while. Apparently, you know, look, you can recycle stuff over and over again, but sooner or later that recycling gets thinner and thinner and messes up and you can't do it. So you've got to add some other things that probably will kill the planet to do that. So yes, you know, absolutely recycle. If you can afford it, recycle it costs money. You know, back when recycling was actually, you could make some money.

People did it all the time. Cities would recycle all the time and then they realized, oh, the prices went way down and we're not costing us money to recycle. Okay, just put it in the trash. Put it in the trash. Now, tell you what, we'll just burn it with the other trash and we'll use that for power. So we'll thank you. And we'll create power for human beings from the trash. What a concept. I can remember, I could remember saving giant bags of, you know, soda cans and stuff like that. And the guys would come to your house.

They'd bring a scale. They'd come to your house and put it on and pay you cash money. You know, whatever the going rate was, they'd pay you cash money. It was worth it to save the cans because they'd come to your house, you know, once a month or whatever. And they'd weigh the big, the giant. I used to get these giant grocery store trash bags, fill them with the cans. And, I mean, that's what a homeless guy. That's what you're homeless or your bum or whatever you are.

Go out and take them and get money for them. Today's world, though, you're not making anything from them. So it's more out of the heart and to save the planet. Right, Jason? Right. Agonizing. Been better off of it was for some sort of, you know. I don't know, cancer patient.

I'd have been happy with that. So a giant white shark. I saw a story, before I get to the shark story, I saw a story last night about a family who caught a, like a 750 pound swordfish in Florida. And it's like, it's supposed to be, you know, I guess that's the world's biggest swordfish. But they didn't want to go through the process of saying that it was the world's

biggest swordfish because apparently they had to wait and they'd have to get it way and go through some processes. so all they wanted to do was cut it up and have swordfish meat. So they had their picture taken with them. They had their picture taken with their 750 pound swordfish. Yeah, even if it's, we're saying it's the biggest, but it's not verified Big Guinness because we're not going to go through the process. And this guy's a liar.

It could very well, could be. It could be. You know, look at the fish and you go, I guess it could waste $750 pounds. Maybe it didn't. So, and plus, why is Donald Trump of my podcast? I might have to beep that out. I don't know that I like Donald Trump on my podcast.

Taylor, I know I welcomed you to the podcast, but maybe I'm not going to welcome you. Do you welcome you? Fine. Anyway, great white shark, weighing 1,600. I know, I have a question, first of all. Do they say the shark weighs 1,668 pounds?

Did they weigh it? Did they stop off at the scale at the weigh station along the way on the panhandle of Florida and say, hey, weigh me? I guess they're just going by what it looks like. It's a female great white shark. They're calling it Miss Costa. Was spotted this week swimming in the Gulf of Mexico off the Florida panhandle.

The transmitter on the sub-adult shark pinged. Oh, so they did put a transmitter on it. So maybe they have weight, actually weighted and get an idea of how much it does weigh. Because they've got the transmitter pinging to it. We've all seen how they catch those big-ass sharks like that. I would not want to do that. Well, it is not unusual for Great White sharks to swim through the Gulf of Mexico. Miss Costa's cruise through the Florida Panhandle is significant because a ping from a large female that far north in the Gulf is rare.

Maybe I don't know. She's just swimming around the ocean looking for food. Maybe there was a story the other day talking about how sharks were supposed to be so scared of these Great Whites. But it's really we need to be scared of the killer whales. because any time that sharks are feeding in an area and killer whales come in, the sharks leave. And the sharks don't come back for over a year. If a whale comes into the area and the sharks were there,

the shark goes, I'm out, all yours. Talk to you later. See you later, killer. I'm out. And they leave and they don't come back to that area for a year. So sharks ain't that dumb either. I can eat whatever I want except that So I'm just going to leave

Have a nice day So be careful if you're swimming in the panhandle of the Gulf of Mexico Because 1,668 pounds of shark is a heck of a shark And this story is for Keith Malinac A lady apparently got into a big car wreck And she injured her leg and was taken to the hospital Smashed her car, the car, the picture of the car looks completely totaled.

Good luck, God bless. So she's driving down the road and, you know, at the radio, I listened to a little chewing the fat podcast and laughing, having a good time. And she sees a spider on the rider's side seat. And instead of pulling over

and trying to get rid of the spider, she freaks out and starts freaking out on the spider and then crashes the car. I get being scared of, you know, like, of an animal in your car or an insect in your car, and you want to get rid of it and you're kind of freaking out, but to crash over a spider in your car, that seems a little much. Now, I know people like Keith Malenac are scared of spiders, and I can see him actually crashing his automobile like this lady,

but those aren't real adult human beings in America. I mean, I can see. I remember picking up something once from the side of the road. Yeah, Panhandler. I saw, ooh, that guy's throwing that out. I'm taking it. And it actually was a giant concrete Buddha. So I lived in this neighborhood.

I'll tell you the whole story. I lived in this neighborhood. I used to pass this guy's house every day. And he had this giant black Buddha in front of his house. I loved that thing. I loved it so much. and it was so cool I looked every day I drive by

I'd look at it It was my Buddha man I love it It's in front of this guy's house It's my Buddha except it's in somebody else's yard So One day I'm driving by And it's by the curb

It's sitting out by the curb for trash I mean I literally stopped And get out of my car And went up to the house And knocked on the door Are you throw I mean Are you throwing the Buddha out? Yeah

I got tired of having it I said I It's mine This Buddha is now mine. And I picked it up and it is heavy. And the guy says, it's pretty heavy.

I got it. I picked this big ass concrete boot up. And I was driving a little, I was driving my little Mazda RX7 at the time. Love that car. And I open up the hatch and I put the, boom, set the big concrete boot in the back of the car.

And I'm happy. Man, my day, I don't care what else happens in the world today. I have got my, my Buddha. I'm putting this in the backyard. I know exactly where I'm,

putting it. I got my big black Buddha. I'm excited. In fact, it may still be in the backyard of that house of Florida because the guy, other people looked at it and went, I don't know how I got here, but it's big and heavy and I'm not moving it. And but, uh, and so I pick it up, put in the car, and I get to the car, wave at the guy, honk, honk, honk, I hop my car and I start, I'm going home and take the Buddha home. And all of a sudden I feel pain in my legs. the guy set the Buddha on a fire ant mound so I've got as I'm picking up the Buddha and I put in the car

I got all these fire ants on my legs so by the time I get in the car don't laugh I don't know what you're laughing at and the fire ants hurt man they start biting and stinging I could have swerved and crashed like spider lady do I

no what do I do I stop and get out of the car and instead of just start wiping him I'm off and getting rid of them. And then I realized, oh, crap, they're probably all over the Buddha too. So I got to lift the Buddha back out of the car and wipe all the fire ants out of the car at the middle of the road. But I'm not smashing my car.

People can go around to me, man. I am fighting for fire ants and the life of my Buddha. Man, I'm telling you. I haven't thought about that in a long time. I want my Buddha back. I'm starting a campaign. I want my Buddha back. I'm going to go to the house in Florida and knock on the door.

is my Buddha still in the backyard? Oh, well, it's my house. Now I live here, so it's kind of my Buddha. No, it's my Buddha. I'm going back and getting it right now. Go ahead and stop me. Just put it on a termite mound. Yeah, just plant something under the Buddha

that would cause him the put it on the side of the road. I had fire ant bites up from my knees all the way down and my shoes and my ankles. Man, those things hurt. It was all for good cause, though. I got my Buddha. Still hanging around on Fat Plow Friday on Chewing the Fat. Don't forget you can follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR.

You can follow me on Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. And of course, subscribe to Chewing the Fat podcast, wherever free podcasts are sold. Good news coming from South Africa. And I know it's a surprise, but we do actually have some good news coming from South Africa as we plow through the pile of fat as I've got stories that I'm trying to get to throughout the week. A South African doctor claims to have cute. deafness with the first ever middle ear transplant. Now, as a deaf person in one ear,

I mean, I'm not completely deaf in one ear, but I might as well be. I say nice. They're using 3D printed technology to reconstruct the broken bones of the middle ear. And they're celebrating saying, this is it. This is a long-term solution to hearing loss.

surgery can be performed on people of any age, including newborn babies. I am, this is cool. And if it works and holds up, I'm ready. Let's get it in my left ear. Let's get it in my left ear. I'm ready to hear. Because remember, I may have told the story before,

but remember in the early days of radio, when I was first getting started on radio, you come in and the afternoon guy is there, and he sets his headphones on the counter and the headphones just shake because they're so loud. And you think, wow. dude turn that thing down I have that guy now

the headphones are just so loud I'm so deaf I mean if I don't want to if my wife wants to talk to me and I don't want to hear what you say I just lay on my right side because what I hear out of my left ear is this

unless I unless I actually you know just focus on the one sound like the headphones out one sound then I can make it out but if I'm laying on my right ear without the help of my right ear and not, you know, not looking and focusing.

So, I mean, she keeps talking and I'm sound asleep. Don't tell her I said that. Good news from a porn hub. And, you know, they're helping people. And they're helping the world. They've launched a bee-themed channel to raise funds for bee conservation. Jason Momoa, shaving his beard off because there's too much plastic in the world. wants people to use aluminum cans.

Pornhub is launching a bee, B-E-themed channel to raise funds for bee conservation. We need more bees. The bees know. And you can look at their bee sexual video. And it's fascinating. So whatever you can do to help to help be aware of us and bee conservation from Pornhub. So what does that look like? I'm sorry?

What does that look like? to help porn hub with that. What does that look like? What does it look like? What does it? Go to Pornhub. Well, me pay to watch the videos. Okay.

That's what I was waiting for. Oh. Duh. First of all, really, I mean, help with bee conservation, whether you go to Pornhub or not. But if you're already a member of Pornhub, a subscriber,

if you subscribe to Pornhub, then you should say, hey, take some of my subscription money, and give it to bee conservation. Or, you know, just say Pornhub here. Here's some extra money for B conservation. I want to see you file a tax exemption of a one-time donation to Pornhub for B conservation and see the look you get.

I actually may try that. That's a good idea. I like that a lot, a lot. And we love entrepreneurs here during the chewing fat. Entrepreneurs are a big part of the world, and we love them. They're part of the American dream, which we definitely love here on Join the Fat. So I've got a man in Bozeman, Bozeman, Montana, who has started a new business, and he is making a fortune.

And I'll tell you why he's making a fortune because he's ripping people off. He is now going around picking up people's dog poop. Now, that happens. I see them around here all the time in the moment. Metroplex, people who don't want to pick up their own dog's poop. And so people come to your yard and pick up the dog poop in your yard and clean it up. I didn't realize how much they were charging for this, though. I mean, it is amazing.

So this guy Jeff Squire goes full-time with a bozeman poop. And he said he's ready to hire somebody else. That's how he's so much he's ripping you. And he's not ripping you off. This is just one of he's delving into an American dream. He's talking about everybody in Bozeman has a, you know, a Subaru and a yellow lab. And right now, he does about 12 appointments a week. All right.

And that's what, that's 24, 48 a month because he's talking about coming by monthly, not weekly. He only comes to your house monthly. That's a problem. He's still looking at. It costs $65 an hour for the initial. winter thaw cleanup and then he's taking $100 a month for the yard a single yard once a month hundred bucks a month once once a month in your yard and the winter thaw cleanup is 65 bucks an hour so if it takes longer than an hour it's tossed to you more than 60 guys that is a good business

that is a good business bozeman poop at that point you want to mow over the poop just become fertilizer. $165 a month. No. No, no, no. No, no. The $65 bucks an hour, and I say an hour because he comes out and it's probably an hour.

It probably takes about an hour. Maybe it probably takes less, but it's $65 an hour to clean up after the winter. The spring, you get the, when it goes into spring, the dogs pooped out there all winter. So you want to clean that, get that clean up. All right. So that's $65 an hour to get the original cleanup after the winter. So that's the deal to get you hooked on the monthly. Right.

It's a way better deal than the $100 monthly. And the $100 monthly, he just comes out once a month and picks up the dog. So now I say that's a good deal, but he's not coming during the winter months, right? He's taking a break. So he takes the winter off. That's a good gig, man. Bozeman poop. Good for you.

Man, I am all for Bozeman poop. Take the winter off. And then all summer, all you have to do is pick up dog food. Not dog food, but dog poop. I mean, it used to be dog food. It did used to be dog food. And sadly, now it's dog poop. And I don't know that you want to do that all summer, man.

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