Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 801 | Walkin Down Clown Face Road…

Episode Date: February 4, 2022

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What do you do if you're Jeff Bezos and you've commissioned your super yacht and it's going to be a hundred and thirty feet tall and four hundred and seventy, 17 feet long? It's known as the Y721. I don't know if Jeff is going to name it anything other than that after it gets launched. But it's being built. at Oceano, which is a custom yacht builder, and you can't get it out because the bridge that it's supposed to go under to get it into the ocean is too short. And it's a 95-year-old Dutch national monument,

the con-shaven bridge. Well, if you're Jeff Bezos, you have them take the bridge down. That's right. Look, he's going to pay for the bridge's deconstructed. and it's good. It's creating jobs and everybody in the town, a labor party councilors, like, yeah, you know, I support it. It's no problem. Let him pay for it. It's the only route to the sea. What are you going to do? We'll just take the bridge apart. Let the boat go through. Is it a boat or a ship?

Let it go through. Let the old Y721, which will be the world's largest sailing yacht when it's delivered. later this year. And so it's only costing about half a billion dollars. And we're just going to let them, you know, take down the bridge and don't worry about it. Okay. There's no, there's no report on how much is going to cost to bring that bridge down, or at least I haven't seen it. But it doesn't matter because Jeff Bezos is one of the richest guys in the world, right? So he's just going to pay for it. Well, you know, on the other hand, why not raise prices to Amazon price? so I can pay for it. That's a good idea.

Right? Right. So Amazon Prime is going to increase its prices. And I guess that'll pay for the bridge reconstruction after they take it down so his yacht will be able to get to the ocean. So the annual membership is going to go up $20 from $119 to $139. And the monthly fee will go up $2 from $1299 to $14. 99. Oh, it's special. Now, the price change will go into effect February 18th for current Prime members, and the new price will apply after March 25th on the date of their next renewal. So those of you

listening live on the 4th of February 2022, those dates are upcoming. So be prepared to pay more for Prime and help Jeff pay to take down the bridge so that his yacht can reach the ocean. On behalf of Jeff Bezos, thank you. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Did I mention that Amazon's earnings beat expectations and their profits nearly doubled in the fourth quarter plus the announcement of the prime membership price going up,

their shares went up nearly 15% in after hours trading. Just a thought. I mean, you have to pay for that bridge. right? And, I mean, times are tough in the rich guy world. Mark Zuckerberg? His net worth plunged 30 a billion dollars in stock sell-off. He now falls out of the top 10 rich list. Oh, no, we may have to start a go-fund me for Zuck. His personal net worth dropped $29.7 billion. Oh, no.

Oh, no. By the end of trading, he was estimated to be only worth $84.8 billion, which kicks him out of the top 10. Very sad news for Zuck. I don't know how he's going to get by. I mean, maybe he'll be able to survive on that $89 billion. Maybe, I don't know.

Hey, I'm sorry. I don't want to make him richer than he is. $84.8 billion. I mean, I know he's in trouble and, you know, times are tough, but real estate sales are booming in the metaverse. I mean, meta is having, you know, the shares of company known as Facebook, you know, is crashing and costing him a bunch of money, but meta is on track to be this huge platform.

But, I mean, I should say that's what they want to have. happen. But I mean, Facebook is losing relevance. TikTok is up. I know Instagram is still huge and that's Facebook, so it's kind of tied in a little bit. But we'll see. I mean, the metaverse may not be as cool as what they claim. I mean, I guess they're selling property. They claim they've sold, you know, $500 million worth of property in the metaverse already in those sales are expected to. to double. I'm not sure who's buying property in the Metaverse. And there's going to be trouble. There's going to be trouble

in River City. I mean, we've got trouble right here in Meta City with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool. I guess, you know, we've got trouble right here in Meta City. That doesn't really work. Never mind. I'll talk to you

later about that because remember the lady we talked about and we laughed about that was assaulted and assaulted and gang raped in the meta world, in the virtual reality. And I just kind of laughed and choked it off. Well, she is getting louder in her recounting the nightmare that she experienced as a beta tester on the VR platform.

Oh, no. I know. It's with the VR platform Horizon Worlds created by meta. And the horrible experience. It happened so fast. before I could even think about putting the safety barrier in place. Apparently, if you're into meta, and I'm not one of the meta-beta testers. You know, call me Zock. I'll jump in, no problem.

They have a safety barrier. And so you're able to go into meta's safe zone feature, which allows users to place a block on interaction. Okay. Well, she, you know, revealed that the then unnamed woman had been virtually groped. Well, she's saying, hey, it's me, and this is what's going on, and it's problematic. And this is a real problem. Is it, though?

Is it? I mean, she claims that she was groped on the platform, and that she said that three or four male avatars with male voices is sent. Like, okay, avatars with male voices. Don't know that they were actually male in today's world, essentially, but virtually gang raped my avatar and took photos as I tried to get away. They yelled, don't pretend you didn't love it, and go rub yourself off to the photo. I mean, as terrible as that is. And I get, I'm not laughing at it. I'm just, I find it, I'm not laughing. It's not funny at all. Don't even start with me. Okay. It's not funny. I mean, this is a crime, a virtual,

crime where an avatar got grown. I'm like, come on now. Okay, you didn't go into the safe zone. And you went into a bad neighborhood virtually. So I'm not really sure that's a problem, although I guess it is. I mean, do I want you to jump into the virtual world and get groped and raped? No, but are you hurt? Okay.

Well, they made improvements now. Meta spokesperson said that they wanted to ensure the safety of all. And we're so sorry that this happened. We want everyone in Horizon venues to have a positive experience. Easily find the safety tools that can help in a situation like this. Yeah, like maybe carry a virtual gun and fight back. Oh, no. What am I talking about?

Stop it. That can't be. I wonder if you can't get a gun in the metaverse in the old. Horizon venues under, you know, probably not into the safe zone, though. No way. You arm yourself in Metaverse. I would like to know, though. I would like to, can you bring a weapon into the Metaverse and protect yourself?

Shoot them down. Shoot them down, man. Well, they're groping you. Let's get this thing back to real life, okay? But I digress. Horizon venues should be safe. And we are committed to be. building it that way. We will continue to make improvements as we learn more about how people interact

in these spaces, especially when it comes to helping people report things easily and reliably. So they're all in the meta-test world, and we're still having issues like this? I mean, they chose the people that are to be part of the Horizon World's meta-beta-tester, platform world, right? And they're still having this issue. I mean, they work for CNN? I mean, I don't know who they chose, but it's possible that they are CNN employees.

And we may want to rethink who we're letting into our beta testing program on the VR platform Horizon Worlds in the Metaverse. And if I'm buying property in the Metaverse, do I want to buy property where people are getting virtually groped and assaulted? I mean, might be a good place to start a bar or something. I don't know. I'm just asking questions. Let me in.

Let me in. Let me be a beta tester for the Metaverse. I'm in. Let's go. Strap me in. Wait. All right, never mind. Let's go to the break room.

I need something cold to drink desperately. My gosh. So good. Man, if you like, to have fur in your fashion, you might want to get on it. I see where Dolson Gabana announced that they're going to drop the use

of animal fur in all its collections, starting this year, and transition to eco-friendly fur. Oh, isn't that special? Now, the Milan Fashion House, sorry, the Milan Fashion House, Dolson Gabana,

joins other luxury brands, including Armani, Gucci, Prada, and Montclair. and adhering to guidelines set by the Fur Free Alliance. And I, nobody respects the Fur Free Alliance more than me. It's a network of animal rights groups around the world. Love them. Couldn't imagine a world without the Fur Free Alliance.

Now, Dolson Gabana said that they're working toward a more sustainable future. They can't contemplate the use of animal fur, are you? Are you? So PJ Smith, the fashion policy director of the Humane Society of the United States. And, oh, wait, no, wait, it's not the Humane Society. He is the fashion policy director of the Humane Society International. And it says in the story, and I don't know that it's correct, but the story reads Human Society of the United States.

So he's the fashion policy director of the human society of the United States and the Humane Society International. I don't know if that's right. That's just the way it's written in the story. AP. I didn't realize that we had a human society. Well, I guess we do, and he's the director of it. And he's also a director at the Humane Society International.

Ending the use of fur creates a higher standard for what is acceptable in fashion. Does it, PJ? Italy is banned fur farming from this year, joining about 20 countries that have either banned or limited fur farming over the last two decades. So, I mean, if you're a fur farmer, times are getting tough. Times are getting tough.

You're going to have the fur-free alliance after you, and I'm sure if you're a fur farmer, you know about the fur-free alliance, man. They are at your front door. And then, of course, you've got PJ Smith, the fashion policy director of the, human society of the United States and the humane society international. You don't want PJ to come and knock it.

You just don't want that to happen. And we've got the Olympics fired up and ready to go and people are broadcasting all over the world, excited that the Olympics are underway. Why were there? I have no idea. I mean, I wish we would have boycotted them, but we only did it diplomatically. So, I mean, I'm not excited about these Winter Olympics anyway, so it doesn't matter to me that people are all wound up, do I want?

And I see where China used a Uyghur to light the torch, that's just a slap into the world's face with that. I'm sure Zee was happy about that. But I see where everybody's reporting of this Dutch reporter that was on the air and the Beijing police, I guess he was close to the Beijing National Stadium, but he was broadcasting where they didn't want him. And they moved him out live on the air.

You've got to love China for that, man. If you're not where you're supposed to be, I don't care if you're running a camera or not. Get out of here. And they were pretty nice about it. They didn't beat him or club him. But I don't know if you can tell. This is tremendous audio now.

And he's reporting, it's a serious report on the Olympics. We're going to China to come to the stadium. Right? I got that word. Oh, here we go. Oh, no. Police are there. Oh, yeah, I'm on the air. Oh, no, it doesn't matter.

They're pushing them off. Get out of here. Ah, the lights are on. Yeah, you're done. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, and the reporter back at the studio is like, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're going to go ahead and cut it off.

No problem. He's gone. So it's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. And I'm not just saying. I was going to look for the clips online because I don't think I'm going to spend very much time watching the Olympics.

Maybe it's just me. I mean, if we're going to see reporters getting clubbed because they're doing a report where they don't want them to do reports from, that may make the Olympics worth watching. I mean, I hope this broadcaster, I hope this guy is okay. I want him to be able to continue.

I don't want China to throw him into the Beijing prison because he was reporting in the wrong place. But you never know. So just follow me on Twitter at Jeffie JFR, Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. Getter at Jeffie JFR. I never get to that. I got to talk to you about getter too, but I'm not ready to do that yet. Or you can email the show, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com.

But for sure, I will, I'll mention the Olympics when any other great clips come through. I don't know that I'm going to be watching them all. And oh, who died today? Who died today? Gotta do a Who died today segment? Because two people, you know who killed two people? Salad. Salad.

That's right. I mean, I'm sorry that these people died, but they died because of salad. So the U. We've talked about recalls on this show often. No one is a bigger supporter of recalls than this show. And the recalls began at the end of December for these dull packaged salads. So the outbreak, sickened 17 people, resulted in 13 hospitalizations across 13 states, and two people passed away because of this Listeria outbreak.

Really, really sad. But just let me repeat. Salads. Salads killed these people, two people. Who died today? Two people dead, rest in peace, because of salad. So whatever you do, if you've got dull salads or a hold or H.E.B. Kroger, lead a little seizures bar, market side, naturally better.

Nature's promise, president's choice, simply nature, throw them away. And these products clean out your refrigerators. There are other surfaces that came into contact with the products. Listeria can survive in the refrigerator and can It easily spread to other foods and the surfaces. So if you have best, if used by dates from November 30th, 2021 through January 9th, 2022, what are they still doing in your refrigerator? First of all, I mean, they're old, okay?

It should be thrown away anyway. And I don't know if you've ever left a bag of salad. And I've witnessed this personally, a bag of salad that gets left in the bottom drawer for too long. It's not pretty. This is not a pretty sight. So if you want, I'm trying to save your life. Stop eating salads. It's hockey season and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats.

Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a nice rank on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain old ice? Yes, we deliver those. Goaltenders, no. But chicken tenders, yes. Because those are groceries and we deliver those too. Along with your favorite restaurant food, alcohol and other everyday essentials.

Order Uber Eats now. For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See app for details. Okay, today's the day. For those of you listening live, today is the 4th of February 2020. This is the day the SpaceX rocket is supposed to hit the moon.

Now, according to reports, it's supposed to hit at 1225-58 universal time. with the four-ton rocket part, officially known as 2015-007B, supposed to strike the moon's surface at a speed of 5,700 miles per hour. I want video of this crash. I want to see it. I don't care about the damage it does to our moon.

Okay? It's our moon. And I saw the email. Don't think I didn't. From JK with the subject line, Who Owns the Moon? Question mark. And he sent me a link to a Bing Crosby song called The Best Things in Life are free. Classic Bing. The moon.

Everyone. No, it doesn't, Bing. Sorry to disappoint you there, but it doesn't. Now, I know Bing was talking about being looking up at the moon and feeling a lot. and it's just a wonderful thing. I mean, this is from a musical in 1927. It enjoyed revival during 1947 to 1950 when it was covered again by many artists. So it first enjoyed chart success in 1927.

Oh, that was with the recordings by George Olson and Frank Black, of course, who can forget them. and I mean, come on now. How long has Bing been gone? Wow, I guess he was around. He was around in some modern times. So we lost him. We lost Bing in 1977. I mean, he was born in 1903.

And the guy was huge, no question. And I know he was singing his stupid. a little song about love and the moon. But, no, big, no. I realize that in your love heart, looking at the moon, it belongs to everyone. But in spaceland, no, it belongs to the United States of America. Okay?

All right. Let's clear that up right now. Now, I'm just looking forward to the video when the SpaceX rocket hits the moon at 122558 universal time today. Just follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. Definitely, definitely post that. And I see where the International Space Station, they're saying now is going to hurl toward Earth.

I'm sorry, I would hurtle to Earth. But don't worry, it won't hit you. Really? We're positive about that? Yes. And it's going to happen in January of 2013. Not that far off, actually. It's a couple of years.

231 is going to be here just like that. I know it sounds like it's so far away. I heard someone the other day say something about 2050, and they made the assumption that 2050 is so far off, no, it's not. It's going to be here faster than you think, my friends. So 2031 is not that far off. Anyway, it's going to come hurtling down

when it's deorbited, 277 miles to Earth's surface at a rate of only 17,000 miles an hour. So it's 356 feet, and it's supposed to, you know, it'll hit the atmosphere, and then for sure it's going to meet its demise in the South Pacific. Oh, okay. Well, good then. We know that, yes. It's called the Oceanic Pole of Inaccessibility, the South Pacific Uninhabited Area.

The Marine Zone has been decades used. as a graveyard for old space equipment. All right, good. Then if we're positive about that, no worries. Let that thing hurdle to Earth right now. Okay? We might have to worry about that anyway. There's a killer lake in Africa that they are worried could erupt and release

poisonous gas cloud. That's going to kill millions? Uh-huh. Uh, how about we do something about that? Okay. They're concerned about. this lake in Africa called Lake

Kivu, K-I-V-U. Situated between Roranda and the DRC, the Democratic Republic of Congo. I mean, that's a beautiful place. When you get property in between Rwanda and the DRC, you

are living like a king. Now, this lake, I guess, has explosive gases in it. It's nearby Mount Nilarungal, one of the world's most active volcanoes. I'm pretty sure that's how they pronounce it. Mount N-R-R-A-G-O-N-G-O. And it's one of the most active volcanoes, which sends lava towards Lake Kibu, whenever it erupts.

And over thousands of years, volcanic activity has caused an immense amount of dissolved methane and carbon dioxide to accumulate under the lake's surface. So now they're saying, ooh, that might trigger if the eruption from Mount Nira Yungo, Nira gongo, yeah, I got to make sure I say that right, could trigger the lake to release these lethal

gases into the atmosphere, putting millions of lives at risk. So be careful. If you own property between Rwanda and the DRC, you may want to think about trying to, you know, your losses and just get out of there. I know it's beautiful. I got it. But, you know, it just

it's dangerous. Look, it may not matter anyway. According to Greenpeace, mass extinction is underway right now. Researchers estimated that up to a one in ten of Earth known species may have

already gone extinct in the past 500 years. So a study confirms that the sixth mass extinction is currently underway. So, I mean, will it matter if you have property between Rwanda and the DRC? Probably not. I mean, will there be houses of the hoity-toity from Rwanda and the DRC? I don't think so. I could be wrong. And you know what? I will go out of my way to see if I could find the houses of the hoity-to-to-dy in Rwanda or the D-RC. I saw a story, speaking of houses of the hoity-to-oity, I saw a story talking about Tom Brady and the wife looking to move into Indian Creek Island down in South Florida, which is beautiful and private.

I mean, if you're living there, it is, you know, the billionaire bunker. There's no doubt about that. But the whole story talks about the couple, you know, look, they were seen touring the $17 million mansion on the island. 17 million bucks? That's a dump. I mean, I hope that's a knockdown. I mean, come on now. 17 million bucks on this island?

That's a garage. And they talked about how they were reportedly going to tear it down. Good. It's a knockdown. It's only 5,772 square feet. Yeah, that's got to go. We could build something way better than that, okay? Yes, for 17 million, it's out of here.

I don't even want to see it. Don't even talk to me until that thing is knocked down. So apparently the median value of estates on the island is 20 million. That seems kind of low. The guest houses must bring that median value down because, okay. It has 34 homes, 42 residents, and it's got a private police force, and it's got a police force and a ferry island water cops around the island. I mean, it's nice. It's got the 24-hour Marine Patrol and the 13-person police force on the island itself.

But the whole story, you know, it got you got me with the Brady Bunker, okay? So I get it. They're worth almost a billion, if not a billion dollars, Tom and Giselle. And so they're looking to move on this island. And, of course, they're buying a knockdown. But the whole story really was about Ivanka and Jared. They bought a place there, I think, a year or so ago. And that's been completely overhauled.

They didn't knock it down. But they have completely overhauled it. It's actually beautiful. I mean, way more beautiful than it was, no question. But the whole story was really. really about Jared and Ivanka, you know, redoing their place and all the pictures were of their place there on the island. And that's beautiful, man.

If you can afford to live there, good for you, man. Good for you. I mean, it's got the 18-hole golf course in the middle, the Indian Creek Country Club. And so, I mean, you're living large if you're living on this island. There's no doubt about that. I don't know if there's any place like it in Rwanda, in between Rwanda and DRC, I will look for you though.

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I got one from Philip, who claims to be a mailman and claims to have been handing the COVID-19 test kits out like cotton candy. first I would love to talk to Philip and find out if some of my USPS ideas would be beneficial through the eyes of a man on the ground doing the work. And so they're out there, which actually ticks me off because I haven't gotten mine yet.

What's the deal? And then I got an email regarding the same thing, the COVID-19 vaccine shots from Leslie. I apparently read an email from Leslie last week and said, And I made a mistake. And so he, he emailed me saying that he ordered his government COVID test on the first day, the day prior to the scheduled day, right? When they opened up early, bastards. And he received them last week.

He's already got him. Da' heck. Now he was mad at me, though, because apparently I read an email. I read an email from Leslie. It could have been somebody else. It might not have been you. You don't know that. You're not the only Leslie in the world.

Apparently, I read his email on the air and I referred to him as a she. And so, how dare you assume my gender? Okay, okay. You want me to apologize? I apologize.

But you don't know that it was you. Could have been somebody else. Okay? So, back off me. But everybody's getting them. Why haven't I gotten mine? me off. No, I don't need them. No one is sick in my house. I just, you know, I feel like I've ordered mine and I want my, I want my test sticks, okay? All right then. Let's just leave it alone.

Congratulations for those of you that like to drink on airlines. Southwest said it's bringing the booze back, baby. February 16th, I know to be able to get hammered on the plane. Maybe that'll calm some of the people down. I think it might actually, but you can still drink, although you're not supposed to bring your own, right? You can bring some of your own drinks on board, just not your own alcohol. Pretty sure that's at least some of the airline's rules.

It's just, I mean, most of the flights are shut down now anyway. It goes, winter storm or Lauren. Is it Lauren or Laren? What the hell is it? Yeah, Landon, like I said, like I said, Winterstorm Landon is everywhere, and it's locked down. We're still locked down here in Texas. I do see a couple of cars driving into the neighborhood as I'm recording this,

but I hear the ice cracking on the road, so if you're in an area that's been battered by Landon, be safe, okay? Be safe. Everything here in this neck of the woods in the DFW area should be, back up and running, I'm guessing, this weekend sometime, because it's going to start warming up again and everything will melt and it will just be cold and we can get back on the roads and everything will be fine. Okay. And I hope that the same is true wherever you are at. Speaking of Southwest, bringing boozebacks, you see the story where, you know, the flight attendant

upgraded her boyfriend after takeoff, okay? And just brought him up about, I remember we had the story where they diverted the plane. Now, this story with the flight attendant bringing her boyfriend up was American Airlines, but the story that they diverted the flight was United Airlines after passengers tried to upgrade themselves to business class. Now, once you're in the air, doesn't matter if the seats are empty, shut up. It just drives me insane. But the American Airlines flight attendant brought the old

Girl, oh, it wasn't a boyfriend that brought the old girl. I'm sorry, I apologize. I was assuming that the flight attendant was female. Oh, boy. Man, that's going to get me in trouble. I'm sorry, Leslie, okay? Geez, back off me. So the American Airlines flight attendant,

he brought his girlfriend. Pretty incredible that the male flight attendant had a girlfriend. Anyway, to first class after takeoff. What are you saying, Jeff? Nothing is just a side comment, joke. me alone. So apparently he sits down next to her after he brings her up and they just chatted the whole flight. A couple people in first class were a little miffed. I really don't blame them. How about you bring me a couple of drinks? Okay. I want to be quiet. I got work to do.

I mean, that's what you're doing up in business class. Seriously. You're there for work. I just want bring me my coffee, give me a beer or soda, whatever. Leave me alone. All right. I got stuff to do. Now that's what you're doing. You're reading and you're doing your work on the plane. That's what you're doing. The only people that don't necessarily do that are the athletes that fly business class and first class. They're just being, you know, flown into different places and so they're not necessarily working. Although they're reading, they might be sleeping, whatever, just leave them alone. So apparently, uh, this flight attendant just, uh, you know, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, the whole time. So I guess there's okay, no

problem there but haven't forbid that's because the flight attendant escorted or he opt to upgrade these people just didn't take it over themselves okay how wouldn't it be nice wouldn't it be nice if the airlines said okay i've got two seats in first class that are not booked and you people back here and coach if you'd like to be upgraded raise your hands and raise your hands okay now you get there get their seats and you put it in a, put it in a hat and draw it out and say, you and you, you get the upgrade. Wouldn't that be nice? Well, that be nice on the flight attendants to do that.

It might actually, you know, ease some of the tensions on these airlines these days. But, you know, what do I know? All right. I know it's a Friday and I've got so much in the fat pile today. I mean, it's just never ending. I tried to go through. I was looking to see what I could share with you on this Friday that would, I don't know that there's anything light left.

I mean, we could talk about Kaylee Kuko and her plastic surgeries, which are becoming, could be becoming a problem. She's not afraid to talk about it. We'll talk about that in the future because she's at the almost the three cuts to clown face limit. And she's happy to talk about it too. she's all excited about hey I love plastic surgery and it works

you know what good for you good for you I mean she said that she had enhanced her chest she loved that and my boobs the best thing I ever did she had a filler in a line in my neck

I've had since I was 12 and so as much as you want to love your inner self I'm sorry you also want to look good. Hello. I don't think you should do it for a man or anyone else, but if it makes you feel confident, that's amazing. I really don't disagree with Kaylee there. She said she's worked through a divorce now, and she worked through a divorce attending regular yoga classes. That's how I get through things. I go to yoga classes.

She said apparently that's hot yoga, too, because she said, I've cried numerous times in yoga, and the best part is I'm sweating so bad, no one can tell. And she maintains a healthy diet and a fitness routine to maintain her appearance. Does she? Okay. I mean, I get it. I get it. She's good-looking.

She, Kaylee, is a pretty good-looking female. There's no doubt about that. But she has gone into the knife a few times. and she's almost there. Now, fillers in the neck. See, that's where we've talked about, too. It changes the perspective a little bit on three cuts to clown face because she had breast enhancements,

which she loves. And she said she had her boobs or her nose done. And that, you know, as I said, her boobs were the best thing that she had ever did. You know, hello, turned her into a star. And then the filler line in her neck. That's not really a. cut, you know, so she's got a couple under her chest, and that's what she's talking about.

So, I mean, she, while being open, appearing to be open, because, you know, you get the boob jobs, everybody knows that you got the boob jobs. You have the nose done. Everybody kind of will notice the nose. And the filler line in the neck, eh, you know, you notice that. And now those are three things. But some of the other things that could happen, you know, nobody would really notice that you'd be under the knife for, right, where you just straighten some things out. So it's close to clown face time for

Kaylee. I hope she realizes that. I hope she realizes maybe she needs to, you know, back off a little bit. Just take it easy, Kaylee, okay? Nobody wants you to be clown face. Even the ex-husband, because I'm sure you're paying him some alimony. So he wants you to continue to work. And the list under my crime heading is just continuing to get longer and longer and longer. I mean, we can talk about the more than 120 federal prisons put on lockdown after two Texas inmates were killed. Incredible. The entire federal prison system was placed on a nationwide lockdown after the inmates were killed and two others were injured during a gang alteration at the federal federal penitentiary in Texas.

It happened down in Beaumont, Texas. Do you hear about that? I did not. I did not. So apparently, the altercation. involved members of the MS-13 street gang. That was, you know, two people, you know, telling the old reporter that,

yeah, that's what's happened. I was a person familiar with the matter. So they must have a guard leaking information. So, I mean, I don't know how long the lockdown is going to go on, but because they wanted, you know, concerned violence could spread to other facilities. Yeah, no kidding. That'll be fun.

That will be fun. Have you seen Mayor of East Town yet on Paramount Plus? If you haven't, that will remind you of that show. If you have, that story will remind you of this show. If you haven't, just remember that's the story when you watch Mayor of East Town. But there are some other great crime stories that, you know, aren't really reported heavily in the world. Like the man that was beaten with a metal. skillet after declining an offer of potatoes? I know. And this is in Pennsylvania again.

About what is going on in Pennsylvania? What is happening? A man was arrested after being accused of beating another person with a metal skillet who refused an offer of potatoes. So the guy is frying potatoes in hot oil with his metal skillet and how else do you fry potatoes other than in a metal skillet with hot oil? And, you know, a metal skillet with hot oil. And he offered them to the victim. And the victim was like, nah, I don't want any of your potatoes. So he threw the hot frying pan oil and potatoes into the victim's face and started beating them. I mean, okay, dude, calm down.

I just said no to your potatoes, okay? Take it easy. And I mean, I'm sure the guy with the hot oil of potatoes in his face is not in great. condition that usually doesn't bode well for your skin and a man this story is really weird and I haven't quite figured out why it happened and I don't know they have either but

apparently a man snuck into the hospital and then he bottle feeds a baby and leaves so this according to police the total stranger walked into the neonatal intensive care unit at an Iowa hospital and bottle fed a baby who was, well, who wasn't his.

Well, yeah, I mean, if he snuck in, none of the babies were his. And so they're trying to identify the man. And I guess, you know, by it was, it was not coming to the middle of the middle of sort of pretending to be a father of a baby. Okay. He slipped by a nurse, a bottle fed a baby in the NICU, and then left. I will say it's a little disconcerning that you just walk into the NICU unit without

anyone saying, yo, a dude, what up. But he didn't hurt anything. So, not sure what the big deal is other than you need to fix your security

at the hospital in Iowa. I realize the incident is extremely troubling. And it's a good thing that this actually happened the way it did and nothing happened to one of those babies, right? The guy came in, and he battle feeds the baby and he leaves.

Kind of weird. I don't know if he's related or if, I mean, they don't know. But now's the time to maybe increase your security and maybe go over some new plans for your employees at the hospital. Just a thought. I'm not a security expert. I only play one on my show, chewing the fat, which thank you for listening.

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