Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 802 | I’m Sorry, Okay

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

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So by now I'm sure you've seen the stories about the gold cube in Central Park, and I thought it was a big piece of art that was going to be in Central Park. Nope, it was there for just a few hours with security. The guy didn't even have guts enough to set it out there in Central Park and let people take a chance on hauling this four or five hundred pound gold block away. That would have been great live video. Just set up cameras and watch New York City try to haul this gold block away. It's worth like $11 million.

It's, you know, it's a beautiful. It's a beautiful piece of art by German artist Nicholas Costello. It's billed as a conceptual socha de monnet, base of the world. sculpture of our time. And it was wheeled out into Central Park worth $11.7 million. And the security detail was standing around the 410-pound work of art. It was there for less than like 11 or 12 hours. And then it went to some event where the hoity-toits were all getting together and glad-hanging

each other and standing around looking at the gold block going, oh, it's so powerful. that's such a powerful statement of the world we live in yeah well it's also uh you know about his nfti that he's trying to sell on his little website he's got his launching uh his nfts you know the non fungible tokens but i will say that my favorite thing of this entire story is a tweet from terra rose at rare oats i don't know who she is I don't know if she is rare oats or not rare oats, but she is awesome on this tweet.

She tweeted, The most maddening thing about the gold cube is that it exists at all. Second most maddening thing is it's connected to some NFT of course. Third most maddening thing is that it looks big in one picture, but it really is just a dink. sticky ass box. I will be following at rare oats on

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Moinkbox.com slash jeffy. So a story out of Las Vegas is a story that I find, well, I want to be angry and then I want to be, well, good story. So I'm not sure. I'm torn. You know, this is going to be a torn segment again. I'm torn. Because a tourist in Vegas hit the jackpot on a slot machine. All right.

Now, he was never informed because there was some sort of malfunction in the machine. Now, this is according to gaming officials. All right. So they did an exhaustive search. The Nevada Gaming Control Board says they have finally identified the winner. That was $230,000. Pretty good. You know, that's a sizable chunk.

I'm sure the IRS will be happy to have this information, too. But on January 8th, a man later identified by officials as Robert Taylor. I mean, we already know the guy. We're in the story. His name is in the story. It's not even just going to be. We didn't know who it was. His name is Robert Taylor.

His friends call him Bob. Later, I don't know that. It's not in the story. He played a slot machine at Treasure Island Hotel and Casino. Due to a communications error, the slot machine malfunctioned and didn't notify Taylor or casino personnel that he was a winner. So he just left. That's over.

I didn't win anything. I'm out. By the time the error was noticed, Uh-huh Casino personnel were unable to identify the man Who was from out of state The gaming board took an exhaustive search To make sure the man would be awarded his prize

We have got to find this man Couldn't they just, I don't know Put an ad in the paper Post something online Hey, if you lost at the hotel What was the Treasure Island Hotel and Casino on January 8th. If you lost at the slot machines,

call and we'll talk to you. Make sure you're the guy. Send us a picture of yourself so we know it's you. Something. So they combed through hours of surveillance video from several casinos, interviewed witnesses,

sifted through electronic purchase records, and even analyzed rideshare data provided by the Nevada Transportation Authority and a ride share company, which I thought was nice of them. It was very nice of them to share all that information. And they found out, oh yeah, that's Robert Taylor from Arizona.

So now, they were so happy that they found this guy. And because, I mean, they went out of their way, the Nevada Gaming Control Board is charged with strict regulation in the gaming industry, and the protection of the gaming public and ensuring that the industry benefits the state of Nevada. Okay, thank you. James Taylor, Chief of the Board's Enforcement Division. I commend the agents of the enforcement division, particularly Agent Dan Nuquois, for ensuring that the public trust in the gaming.

industry remains strong by spending countless hours over two weeks two weeks to ensure that a patron has awarded winnings owed to him now Robert Taylor was already back home when he was notified of his winnings now which is good so they're going to dispatch a man out and drop the check off to Robert at his house they've done this exhaustive search nope he still has to come to Vegas to pick up his money Are you kidding me? We haven't done an exact. Don't look at me like, well, so he should have to go back. No.

No, he shouldn't. We've used every possible locator. We've combed through surveillance video. We've asked rideshares, taxis, anybody, do you see this guy? Have you helped this guy? Oh, look, there he is on the corner doing that. Oh, no, don't look that way. is not Robert. Never mind. Let that go.

So we found out who this guy is. We know it to him. He's in Arizona. Hey, I don't know if there's a date. Maybe next time. You're thinking to coming to Vegas sometime soon? Yeah, I was going to go back there again. Next time you're in town. We got an extra $230,000 for you.

You know, I'm thinking about coming today, as a matter of fact. Funny that you called me because I was just out of my way outside the door to head to Vegas. I just find it strange. don't know why. I know we do stories all the time of, you know, them saying that the slot machine was off. And yeah, we know that it said you won all that money, but now you didn't. There's something wrong with the machine. And so you didn't win. Here's an overnight free ticket. Have a nice day. Take care of yourself. So, I mean, it's nice that they did this, I guess. I just find it really disconcerting. That they, we have all this information.

and we're concerned about our athletes in China using burner phones. But we have people in America. They're tracking down just, I mean, of course it's a good thing because they won all this money. But, okay. And I find it really maddening that they won't bring it to him. They spend all this money trying to find out who this guy was. I don't know. Maybe you send James Taylor, chief of the board's enforcement division, to drop off the check.

Or you send the agent that they commended, Agent Dan Nicole, who ensured that the public trust in the gaming industry remains strong by spending countless hours over two weeks to ensure that a patron is awarded winnings owed to him. Maybe you'd drop it off at the house. to them too. But what do I know? Well, I feel like that this is kind of a scam thing

that the employees at the casino were working and they got caught before they could take the money. Right? So they set up the machine so that when it wins like that, it doesn't alert Robert Taylor that he won $230,000. Right? So he walks away.

I thought it looked like I won. If he complains right then. I thought that looked like I won there on the old one-armed bandit ride there. I look like I won. Now, and then if you complain, then you get him his money. Oh, you're right.

It didn't alert. But since he walks away and doesn't complain, now you know, Joni and Chachi in the back room are you know, deep pocket and $230,000. Heck. maybe we unhatched a little Vegas scam here

and I think the enforcement board is on it they better be they better be out of James Taylor times a time is tough for James I mean I thought he was a big time music star he didn't have he didn't pull his music from Spotify did he now he's working in Vegas just the enforcement board oh man sorry James you'd think

you'd think James would at least be able to get a gig I don't know at the Sands Ladies and gentlemen The Sands Hotel proudly presents the star of our show James Taylor Dean Martin All right I've been over this and I'm getting a little tired of going over

but you can't shoot Dean Martin You're talking about Dean Martin Even for James Taylor man That's a low blow But he's already dead Jeff That's not the point. You can't shoot D.M. Although, I mean, you think James

would be willing to step in. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. So good. So, oh, I mean, who died today? I was looking at the landslide in Ecuador. And it looked horrible. And then I see the headline.

It looked like people actually died. That's why I put them under who died today. But I see the headline and it says 14 injuries, at least 14 injuries. So nobody died. Nobody died today. Never mind. So good news coming out of Ohio State. Now, I'm not a fan of the great state of Ohio.

Technically, I mean, that's okay. I kind of like it. But I was raised not to. And if you look at Michigan, if you look at the map of Michigan here, and this would be the bottom of Michigan. And so what's at the bottom of Michigan? Ohio. But, you know, I just, that's just the way I was raised.

But anyway, I see where Ohio State University has got their sex week coming up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The Buckeyes Sex Week. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let me thank my abortion providers. Wait, what?

Yeah, no, I know. I know that. I mean, I'm okay with the whole sex week thing, but we want to thank our abortion providers. I mean, I don't know that I'm for that. But I guess, you know, if you're in the middle of sex week, I guess you can, hey, thanks for, you know. Appreciate it.

Okay, so no. No, we don't want to do that. Okay, never mind. So I was looking at the Sex Week website. And while they want them to thank the abortion providers, let's see some of the other things that are going on during sex week. So February 13th, they are, this is when it begins, actually. So it goes on for, looks like, oh, five, six days.

Nice. A lot of stuff going on at the end of the week. I was on a lot of stuff going. out at the end. So that begins with debunking abstinence, only sex ad with Sasha. Oh yeah.

General, this is another class. Gentle masculinity with pink mantaire. Sexpo, an educational fare. Binders, packers, and toys. Oh my.

Sounds like a title of my show. Up to date, a panel on repro rights. Oh. That's where we're thinking, our abortion providers right there. Affirmed Gender Affirming Surgery Info Session with Dr. Gallagher. ABCs of LGBTQ Plus. A queer history with crafts. Then we have Valentine's for abortion workers.

Oh, it's a separate class, man. That's a separate. I wonder if they'll get the shipped in the, no, this place could, would not. Never mind. I was thinking because Chick-fil-A's got their special heart-shaped Valentine Day thing that you can get, you know, from Chick-fil-A.

Yeah, it's a Chick-fil-A thing. What is it? So you can get like a heart-shaped tray of several menu items. You can get a Chick-fil-A nuggets, chicken and mint. Ooh, chicken and mint.

Oh, chicken and minis. But I'm a fan, I think, of the chicken and mince. It's a new, hello, you're welcome. But I think I could be a fan of the chicken and mince. You know, nuggets placed in on mini-rolls, but instead of mini-rolls, you use mince. You are welcome, Chick-fil-A.

You can have to have. that on me on me today happy valentine's day to you okay so maybe you order that for uh sex week you get possible so okay so then you get into uh treat yourself masturbation and self exploration oh yeah then a little bit of trivia are you a sexpert experiencing pleasure after sexual assault. What? I don't know that I want that class. I mean, I understand it.

I get the premise behind it. It didn't sound as good as I thought it would. I'm just reading their classes now. I'm not... So this is on February 17th, 1130 to 1230th. The union panel. The panel will allow students at the Ohio State University to discuss with and listen to a panel of licensed

therapist and sexual assault survivors about how to experience. Yeah, so, I mean, it's a real thing. I get it. Then the next day you can move on and go to safe, queer, swiping. A dating app discussion. Oh, yeah. Where's my...

I mean, we're safe and queer and swiping. All right, thank you. Great minds kink alike with Lions Den. Oh, yeah. What are my options of family planning battle? Oh no. Oh, no. Get the record scratch ready.

Cripling up sex with Eva, sex and disability 101. It's not funny. It's not funny. I don't know. Stop. Freaky Friday, a beginner's guide to pleasure. All right, we can go back to that. All right.

Freaky Friday, a beginner's guide to pleasure. pleasure. That's after the whole sex of disability 101. Valentine's for abortion providers. Oh, yeah. Now we're talking about some fun coming up on Ohio State University Sex Week.

Let's talk about drag, baby. Oh, yeah, we can get back to that. A Taste of Tantra with Cat. Sex Week Social, perform with Sasha. Now we're getting it to...

Yeah, now bring up the music. Because it's a sex week social. I'm going to every class. I'm a little tired. Oh, yeah. I need a little history lesson. A little recap on the week. I see you're here for the disability class.

No, don't do it. It's not even funny. But it's coming up. So if you've got kids, or you're close to, oh you, go ahead and stop in for sex week. I'm sure there's a hotel room open up.

Football season's over. They're looking for people. You know what I found out this weekend? Today is the 7th of February 2020. All right. Just so you know, for those of you listening live. And I found out that people

are sneaking, listening to this podcast and not being subscribers. Now, I have a way, just like Vegas, to link your IP address and find out who's doing this, but I'm not going to do it. I'm going to give you it out. What you need to do is go home and subscribe to chewing the fat. Then we'll be good, okay?

Everything will be all right because, I don't know, it's fine that you're sneaking to listen in and your friend's device and everything, but it's better. Nobody likes a freeloader. A lot of people really don't want to be a freeloader. You know you don't want to be a freeloader. So just go home and find your own device and then subscribe to the podcast, okay? And while you're there, you might as well follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio.

Get her, too, at Jeffrey JFR. Hit pause on whatever you're listening to and hit play on your next adventure. This fall get double points on every question. qualified stay. Life's the trip. Make the most of it at Best Western. Visit bestwestern.com for complete terms and conditions. So, have you found

a naked guy in your car? What do you think? You all right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ooh. That's not my tire iron. Oh, yeah.

And. I don't know if that's going to fit all the nuts and bolts. That's not a spare tire. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. So, a naked man was discovered hiding in the trunk of this lady's car. And I'd been there for, I guess, three days.

And so the lady came out and saw the passengers. seat in her car all muddy with nastiness on it. And so she was pissed and came home and wanted to clean it out and she was claiming in her

TikTok video that I don't know where all this mud came from in a car, it just showed up and the only explanation is that a muddy-ass man slept in my effing car last night. and the guy had been to the trunk since a few days before then and he was fully naked

all right i guess that's where the mud came from uh yeah you can count on that so when asked hey why you be at my trunk the guy said it's a rite of passage then she asked how he got into the trunk and the man said I'm the son of the pope I mean good answer if you were actually the son of the pope but I'm guessing even this pope

who's who's you know I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any children I'd be willing to make that bad I would be you you don't ascend to the pope

without, you know, with having kids. You just don't. That's not the thing. Not the thing. I ran for Pope before. I didn't win. The smoke put up and it wasn't me. They didn't pick me.

I mean, I officially ran for Pope before. And I wanted, I was going to pick the first Pope, gosh darn it. What was my stupid name? It was Pope. Pope, it was either Pope Fathamus Obesias the first or Obesius Fatimus the first? I can't remember what I used for the name when I was running.

That was a long time ago. Stupid bit running for Pope. I did not want that smoke to blow. The bit was an ongoing bit because when the smoke blows, it's over. You can quote me on that. When the smoke blows, it's over. So, you know, we talked about this a little bit on Pat's show this morning. I was on Pat Unleased and you can go back and listen if you want.

I mean, it was funny and whatever. You can, you know, whatever. You want to subscribe to his show, Pat Unleashed. You go ahead, whatever. Subscribe to Blaze TV. Do all. BlazTV.com slash Jeffie gets his percentage off. But we talked a little bit about Dan Snyder.

And I was looking at the story again because it's, It's fascinating to me that, do you realize that according to Melanie Coburn and Tiffany Johnson, who recounted their own experiences with Snyder, and they accused the owner of, he's the owner of an NFL team, a national football league team, he ruled by fear. No. No. now according to Coburn

Melanie Coburn Snyder had the final say over who made the cheerleading squad and fired women despite their skill because they weren't the prettiest that bastard that

bastard he had the final say over who made the cheerleading squad oh wow and he would let him go even if they had pretty good skill, but they were not good looking. You know, they were representing the team that he owns. She said, an owner who hired and fired employees based solely on their looks,

it's despicable. Is it? Is it, Melanie? And don't look at me like, well, yeah, it is. People hire and fired on their looks. Stop it. We're talking about cheerleaders here. All right.

I might be the only one. But I'm not a fan of cheerleaders that look like me. I don't want to see it. I know. I know. And I know some of you do, and I'm a fan of those people. Thank you. I love you too.

Oh, yeah. Thank you. And I know that, you know, perhaps you haven't seen me cheer, but I can cheer. I'm a cheering fool. Oh, yeah. I almost want to get up and give you a cheer right now. I'm not going to, though. Take it easy.

So the one lady says that, now this is where, and look, this all started coming out during the email scandal with John Gruden and a few of other people around the league, and it was, you know, the dirt baggery that was going on, I get. but there's this story where he talks about him inappropriately touching her at a team dinner. Okay. So according to her, according to her, he placed his hand on her inner thigh under the table. That same evening, he attempted to coax her into his limo.

He attempted to coax her. Hey, want to come with me? his attorney said oh that was a bad idea that's a bad idea you don't want to do that so she didn't why is that

oh I don't understand you he asked you said no and the attorney said that's a bad idea so you didn't nothing happened why is that I don't understand I don't understand I really don't

so then we talked about Well, photo shoots, all right? And during and there, I guess this is supposed to be his dirtbagginess. All right. So the one girl accuses Snyder of requesting a photo of her taken from a lingerie calendar photo shoot before her private areas could be retouched. you allowed those pictures to be taken

and he requested them I mean I guess nobody could ever say no to Dan Snyder nobody could say now Dan I'm not going to do that here's some touched up ones now maybe he was paying for the lingerie shoot I don't know but he's asking for photographs

that you agreed to take I'm confused at why that's I really I know maybe you're embarrassed I get that but okay all right and there was a one good bit video that he asked for all right then like looking at photos he recalled the one employer said I recall Snyder ordering employees in two 2008 to edit cheerleader calendar photo shoot footage

to create a good bits video featuring nude images of the women so I'm not sure where the nude images came from

that maybe where the dirt baggagery is talking about but if it was part of the calendar shoot for the cheerleaders again, he gets to see the footage. No, he owns the freaking team. The cheerleaders are cheering for his team. There's the photo shoot.

I get to see the pictures. That's part of the deal. I'm sorry, no. No. Now, depending on where that footage comes from and was obtained, that's a different story. but if it's all part of one photo shoot that you agreed to and not some secret behind the scenes camera,

I don't know, I just, I don't know. One time he tried to coax me into his limousine, and I didn't go, but imagine if I did. I can't, I just can't. I can't. I can't take it. I can't I bet yeah I know what if you didn't that's the point I just I can't don't even start with me about the thing this lawyer said that's not a good idea

that's why it didn't happen so good that's what it's supposed to be I I can't and I've got to apologize I know I say never bend a knee But I got to apologize. Okay. I want to say I'm sorry. I apparently I could blame it on the story and say that it

was printed wrong, but I have a feeling that I made this mistake. I know. I know it's a shock. But I expected that the SpaceX rocket was to hit the moon on Friday. All right?

And because Friday was the 4th of February. and the story that I have written down here smash into moon tomorrow 24 I accept the actual time is March 4th. So, you know, like I'm a month off. What are you going to do? I can work for NASA.

It's a month off. What are you going to do? Wait. Wait, yes. Right. Oh, Jesus. A month off. You know, you're a little...

So I'm saying, so I'm sorry. Sorry, okay. If you were standing outside at 122558 universal time, looking at the moon, hoping to see the four-ton rocket smash into it. I know it didn't happen. I apologize. It's not going to happen. Now, you can leave.

You don't have to keep standing in your backyard. It's not going to happen now until the 4th of March. So if, if it was my fault. I'm sorry. See you next month on the 4th. You could always email the show Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. I got an email from John who proves that listeners to this show are geniuses. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

John had a million dollar idea. And apparently it got shot down. He doesn't say in his email who it got shot down by. But don't let people kill your dreams, man. Don't do it. this is America. And if you want to live your own American dream, damn it, you do it.

Don't let people bring you down in your dreams. Now, his idea was a perpetual fur farm. And we talked about how the fashion icons were going to stop using fur. But John's idea was the perpetual fur farm. He was going to raise cats for their fur. then to feed the cats he was going to raise rats

to feed the cats after skidding the cats I was going to feed the cat carcasses to the rats feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats the fur is pure profit okay

don't let people kill your dreams John don't do it if this is your dream man do it and I think I think it make a little bit of money but you know I could be wrong

I don't know. It's not my, it's not my dream. It's yours. It's important to live your dreams. Even the, I mean, the French cannibal who ate organs with a side of beans and man, does that not sound good? He just escaped the psych ward. You know why? Because he wanted to live his dreams. It's important. Even the French cannibal broke out of the psych ward. I don't think they found him. So if you're, you know, traversing the French countryside, you may want to keep your head on a swivel. You never know, you might just end up in the frying pan. And I mean, I guess by the time you make it to the side with beans,

you don't know it. So it's okay. But prior to that would be a tough time. This guy actually killed someone. farmer and ate his organs with white beans. But he's escaped from the psych ward now. So, you know, just those of you listening in France, be careful. I do not want you to end up as a side dish.

Or I'm in course for that matter. You're welcome. I mean, he already attacked a person once he escaped from. the psych ward. And the lady was even more horrified after she found out that it was him. She didn't know it was him when he was attacking

her. But then they said, hey, you know, that's the that's the guy cooked the farmer. You could have been a, you could have been dinner for him and that mode even horrified or more. But we do have good news for those of you in

France. Okay. Where's my? Thank you. Can't have good friends stuff without this. Authorities have apprehended Rimbab. He has been apprehended.

And is back in the psych ward. So, if you've been attacked by someone, it probably wasn't him. So, I mean, I guess you need to continue. you with your head on a swivel, but that ain't you.

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